/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.18775259]

Tanker Chads edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

[Anonymous No.18775278]

>close /smg/ for a week
>make money
I think I figured it out

[Anonymous No.18775287]

Tankers are green

[Anonymous No.18775291]

>>18775278
w-what do you do they whole time then?

[Anonymous No.18775293]

>>18775287
NAT is red

[Anonymous No.18775295]

Burgers, does the jobs data come out before or after markets open?

[Anonymous No.18775297]

>>18775287
except for NAT

[Anonymous No.18775308]

>>18775287
And DHT

[Anonymous No.18775311]

It's poomping boys
It's a beautiful neverending POOMP
The crisis is over. Stocks only go up now.

[Anonymous No.18775310]

>>18775295
830 EST

[Anonymous No.18775312]

>>18775295
8:30am EST, two hours.

[Anonymous No.18775314]

>>18775310
>>18775312

thanks frens

[Anonymous No.18775332]

>>18775311
It was the nothingburger of the century. Buying the dip was a no-brainer.

[Anonymous No.18775346]

>IAG keeps going up
Oooooh bayyybeeee. And to think they doubted the power of airlines.

[Anonymous No.18775348]

>>18775311
I applaud the folks that are dumping futures after all of these pumps. It must be driving the poompers insane. Pretty lulzy.

[Anonymous No.18775350]

>>18775311
Oil companies are losing 30k a day and freezing dividends while tanker companies are making 30k a day. How the hell did oil stocks rise yesterday? I bought a 100 shares of HLX so I broke even fortunately but my tanker stocks suffered. Should I cut my losses anons or hold on?

[Anonymous No.18775353]

>>18775332
Where are all the faggot bears? Did they kill themselves?

[Anonymous No.18775354]

Tanker Chads?

[Anonymous No.18775359]

>all of my gains today will be from JCP
The memes are real.

[Anonymous No.18775368]

>>18775350
Hold, those were probably people taking their profits, the situation hasnt changed

[Anonymous No.18775374]

Does 40 MRO, 15 HAL and 1 Gilead sound good for a noob stack?

[Anonymous No.18775381]

>>18775353
its going to crash any minute now! I'm staying all cash until it crashes 3 years from now!

[Anonymous No.18775384]

Please for the sake of god. Let there be at least 3m new jobless claims to bull today.

[Anonymous No.18775390]

>>18775374
It's okay. Don't see any tankers though

[Anonymous No.18775391]

o boy TSLA 1000!!!!

[Anonymous No.18775396]

zoom taking a shit premarket right now
and this is what will happen to all these overinflated tech, any fucking day soon.

[Anonymous No.18775403]

Is this a good place to short the oil again?

[Anonymous No.18775405]

>>18775368
So this was a classic shakedown like In crypto. I swear if the retarded NAT ceo kept his mouth shut about how their making money tankers would have steadily climbed.

[Anonymous No.18775404]

>>18775350
HODL

[Anonymous No.18775406]

Anyone IVR here?

[Anonymous No.18775407]

>>18775390
When should tankers boom and what can we see for gains? What's the Marathon of the tanker industry?

[Anonymous No.18775408]

Hi its learning anon again. I keep reading about technical analysis, however I wonder how many anons here actually apply that? Why would you ever do technical analysis when there is fundamental analysis (Which seems way more feasible to me) and 100s of other big companies are attempting automated technical analysis with trading software etc? Is technical analysis actually profitable?

[Anonymous No.18775412]

>>18775391
I will never be mad about missing this. Gains based on nonsense are free.

[Anonymous No.18775420]

JBLU OOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18775429]

>>18775408
>Is technical analysis actually profitable?
No

cant find it anymore, but there was a funny comparison of analysts and their prediction coming true, the TA lad was the worst by far, with only being 20% right i think

[Anonymous No.18775435]

>>18775405
I know i would hold atleast til they report earnings (may 12). Imo NAT should go 10+ easily

[Anonymous No.18775445]

DEAR GOD RED. ALGOS TRIGGER NOW

give us an organic rebound again. red not allowed!

[Anonymous No.18775452]

>>18775403
To this moment oil is behaving exactly like last week, which would mean its gonna crab tomorrow and dump on monday again

[Anonymous No.18775457]

What about LYV? Why not?

[Anonymous No.18775459]

>>18775445
there you go

[Anonymous No.18775467]

>>18775381
There is nothing wrong with cash right now until we've got more economic certainty going forward, bull and bear memes aside. Inflation is not a concern for the time being due to the number of counter effects caused by this ordeal.

[Anonymous No.18775470]

>>18775435
When do they pay out the dividends anon?

[Anonymous No.18775471]

>>18775452
(tomorrow=friday)

[Anonymous No.18775473]

>>18775396
I got out the day facebook annouced their video chat thing. Stop loss of 170 and I've been watching it sink ever since. Made a nice $30 profit off ZM

[Anonymous No.18775474]

>>18775295
3.5m expected

[Anonymous No.18775476]

>>18775459
WHERE??????? ALGOS???????? POWELL WAKE UP

[Anonymous No.18775494]

Did you listen to him?

[Anonymous No.18775497]

>>18775429
Right anon, ty for the info

[Anonymous No.18775502]

Accumulate ET

[Anonymous No.18775508]

>>18775473
>software company create popular service
>big boy tech companies see a potential competitor and don’t like that
>make their own version to push out the competition
>competition dies out
Such is the life cycle of tech.

[Anonymous No.18775509]

>>18775494
ooff

[Anonymous No.18775519]

>>18775470
I think may 22 not sure though, i tend to swing trade so i havnt paid much attention to dividends

[Anonymous No.18775523]

Will Ford just fucking die already?

[Anonymous No.18775530]

Why is everything mooning premarket?

[Anonymous No.18775539]

>>18775508
That worked well for google and their dozens of messenger apps right

[Anonymous No.18775540]

>>18775523
their trucks will keep them alive indefinitely

[Anonymous No.18775546]

Based UAVS

[Anonymous No.18775547]

>>18775540
I just need them down around $4

[Anonymous No.18775551]

>>18775502
I don't have enough candy for that.

[Anonymous No.18775553]

how much longer bros?

[Anonymous No.18775568]

What ETFs do /smg/ invest in?

[Anonymous No.18775571]

Will they give in and go for a second round of Trumpbux?

[Anonymous No.18775575]

Does anyone have any idea why TK stock has gone up to $50+ and then dropped hard twice?

For example it was $60 in 2014 while now with the biggest oil glut the world has ever seen its trading at historical minimums.. Doesn't make any sense for me but what do I know.

Thanks

[Anonymous No.18775576]

>>18775539
you shouldnt invest in anything new that googles announces hahaha
https://killedbygoogle.com/

[Anonymous No.18775578]

>>18775539
>Implying google failed
Who cares if 99/100 projects fail if you hit the gold jackpot with one? Quantity wins

[Anonymous No.18775586]

bros it's been literal months since I've last laid eyes on a spider and I'm getting a bit paranoid

[Anonymous No.18775592]

>>18775568
NAIL and DFEN

[Anonymous No.18775598]

>>18775350
Honestly don't understand how you retards think tankers are going to increase in value... like yeah they might fill up with cheap oil but then they're in the same fucking position as literally everyone else who's holding oil...

Even worse is that they're going to be a prime target by the federal government as things open up. I can even picture it right now "Trump sets import tarif in oil to jumpstart domestic oil."

also how are you idiots thinking that these tankers are going to just sell portions at a time? They're going to need bulk buyers.

Fukin stupid autistic pieces of shit

I feel zero sympathy for how much money you are going to lose

[Anonymous No.18775600]

>>18775311
>Hurr Durr we've just inject 2 trillion into a 13 trillion economy and it's green. Well, crisis over! Blue skys from here.

Some of you are fucking retarded. No hyperbole. Literally retarded.

[Anonymous No.18775609]

>>18775586
they're laying eggs in your ear canal

[Anonymous No.18775614]

>>18775578
i know, the comment was more on the strategy of fast follower vs first mover in tech, just because a big boy follows the first mover doesnt mean its more successfull in the end, just buying it up like facebook with whatsapp is often the better way

[Anonymous No.18775621]

IT'S GOING DOWN AGAIN
NO!!!!!!! ARGGHHHH

[Anonymous No.18775637]

>>18775621
You're going to need more scoops to poomp it anon. Will you be their hero?

[Anonymous No.18775640]

Just got my 1200, what do I FOMO next week?

[Anonymous No.18775641]

>>18775295
Who cares? Bullish! Priced in!

[Anonymous No.18775646]

>>18775609
DELET!

[Anonymous No.18775651]

>>18775637
I can do 4 scoops, for you lightweights out there.

[Anonymous No.18775653]

>>18775408
>I keep reading about technical analysis, however I wonder how many anons here actually apply that?
A bunch but they're all retarded shizos.
Some will tell you about probability and the kelly-formula(most don't even know what that is kek) but 95% of what they do is just overfitting with hindsight bias.
>fundamental analysis
FA doesn't always give you the answer you want. For trading you want something more shortterm. It's good to know where a company stands but all in all it's better to trade event oriented around a FA core thesis. Stocks tend to rise towards positive events...new source of income, market expansion, cyclical market sectors, partnerships....
>100s of other big companies are attempting automated technical analysis with trading software
Not really. Quant finance is not TA. Rentech has a huge database of with all sorts of data.
Everything TA related is sold to retail traders and 3rd worlders.
>Is technical analysis actually profitable?
There are a few tics in the market that can be exploited but they change over time and it's nothing you would ever find on the internet under the TA label.

[Anonymous No.18775662]

>>18775592
poorfag here
i'm thinking about taking out my NAIL gains and moving them into $35 6/19 options so i can get some more return out of this
is that retarded

[Anonymous No.18775663]

Dude this sorta sucks to see, you anons who got into tankers are loosing money in a wild bull market. I hope it pumps at some point so you guys can win....but this sucks to read.

[Anonymous No.18775666]

>>18775646
https://youtu.be/vZ1Qr69OvZQ

[Anonymous No.18775667]

i missed the single greatest stock market dip in the history of humanity, how the fuck am i gonna cope with this

[Anonymous No.18775672]

>>18775598
NAT is about to be debt free and their earnings report will be bullish as fuck. The situation on oil has barely changed. Have you seen what they are charging per day? Theyre guaranteed to go back up and eventually crash quickly

[Anonymous No.18775674]

>>18775666
nope

[Anonymous No.18775676]

just woke up, what the fuck happened for SPY to tank?

[Anonymous No.18775677]

>>18775667
This must be how boomers that missed the dip feel when milineals blame them for everything

[Anonymous No.18775679]

>>18775662
If the options work out yeah it's a good move. I just parked some cash there and am letting it grow.

[Anonymous No.18775688]

>>18775287
Not my beloved DHT...

[Anonymous No.18775690]

could someone post the pics about the dividends?

[Anonymous No.18775693]

>>18775640
Just got my 1200 too. Which stocks do I buy right now /biz/?

[Anonymous No.18775694]

>>18775494
He wasn’t actually wrong though

[Anonymous No.18775697]

zoom down to 139 lmao
made 18k of this short from 180, pretty nice. eat shit fucking 180 a share webcam application my fucking asscrack

[Anonymous No.18775701]

Is Airbus a good buy at the moment?
Still pays a dividend, makes better short range, smaller and cheaper aircraft than boeing and isn't being hammered by lawsuits, faulty planes, shitty management and bad press.
Their stock price has halved after coronavirus.

[Anonymous No.18775710]

>>18775693
F puts

[Anonymous No.18775711]

>>18775672
This. The cash is already in. The earnings report will be insane.

[Anonymous No.18775717]

>>18775676
Nothing especial. Always correcting before unemployment numbers are released...then they numbers mostly are more terrible than estimates and MOON mission.

[Anonymous No.18775718]

>>18775690
How long will it take these guys to start repaying their dividend?

[Anonymous No.18775737]

>>18775701
they say they prepared mass firing before the corona, so it will get even worse for the employees after, so the stock will get up before the end of summer

i think the true bottom will come in a few weeks or days.

[Anonymous No.18775740]

>>18775701
Long term it might be, but there's still a but of uncertainty right now that could lead to more downside in the markets. Also, take into account that airlines are probably going to take years to recover, if we look at 9/11 as a reference point. The associated industries might similarly feel some pain for a bit. Good idea to keep an eye on the news cycle as we open up before making a move.

[Anonymous No.18775746]

>>18775502
Too late to get in? Have been eyeing it for a while but was too pussy.

[Anonymous No.18775749]

>>18775653
Fascinating stuff chief, thanks

[Anonymous No.18775750]

When do you guys think I should sell my MRO

[Anonymous No.18775751]

Why does EPS matter? It can be manipulated just by doing a reverse share split

[Anonymous No.18775752]

>>18775667
There will be another before the end of 2020 r-right guys?

[Anonymous No.18775761]

>>18775737
Will it be all over SMG or will talk be business as usual?

[Anonymous No.18775764]

>>18775575
Hopium for restoration of the economy. The realisation has not set in yet that that won't happen. Hold fast tankerbros.

[Anonymous No.18775766]

>>18775752
There wont be another dip in our lifetime.

[Anonymous No.18775775]

>>18775677
it feels awful

>>18775752
and no never it's going up indefinitely forever and ever till the end of time now, that was the last discount. it's literally illegal after this

[Anonymous No.18775778]

>>18775746
You're still at pretty historic lows. I'd say if you believe there's another leg down in this "bear market" then wait for it, otherwise get in now

[Anonymous No.18775785]

>>18775750
Once double your money or hold for more if you're patient, obviously.

[Anonymous No.18775788]

>>18775688
Alright I am getting bullish as fuck now. The earnings report was 13th of May, then it was the 6th and now its the 5th. They got something good!

[Anonymous No.18775799]

>JCP up 7% overnight
This is honestly going to be the best straight non-option overnight hold I ever did. What a joke of a market.

[Anonymous No.18775805]

>>18775778
I think the next leg down will be the big one. I am just very confused over when it will happen. Fuck, could be months.

[Anonymous No.18775806]

>>18775667
>>18775752
If it always goes up, the entry point doesn't really matter.

[Anonymous No.18775807]

you know it's truly a clown market when it depends on some shitty chink medicine to release insignificant news like "drug has 50% chance to rescue nearly dead 90 year old patients" to move up one day

[Anonymous No.18775828]

>>18775805
Nothing wrong with riding the waves until there's more clarity about our long term recovery. Just be ready to abandon ship at any time.

[Anonymous No.18775834]

MY RDS.B

[Anonymous No.18775842]

>>18775799
Should I all-in and let it rise over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.18775843]

>>18775806
but whenever i buy, it falls..........

[Anonymous No.18775848]

>>18775672
I can't fucking wait. I bought some more yesterday with some of my Trumpbux.

[Anonymous No.18775853]

>zoom 135

[Anonymous No.18775856]

>>18775688
>>18775788
DHT is a literal Chad stock.
They had the best quarter last year when rates were at least half the current rate their getting now. Even if they had all fixed time charters, they would be able to sustain their 15% dividend yield

[Anonymous No.18775866]

>>18775842
I don't know, I'm selling on open for a $200 profit as long as it holds above 0.27 for the next few hours.

[Anonymous No.18775867]

>>18775737
>>18775740
I'm looking at long term. I can stomach it a bit if it dips lower. Don't intend to buy more than 2% worth of my current portfolio which I'll stagger over a month, I think that's conservative enough.

[Anonymous No.18775876]

TSLA is up 73.64% over the past month
TSLA is up 36.34% over the past 3 months
TSLA is up 260.82% over the past year

WTF happened with TSLA in December?

[Anonymous No.18775877]

brrrrr? Powell please?

[Anonymous No.18775880]

>>18775856
This.

[Anonymous No.18775885]

Lads, £250 into KOS. Good idea or are they due a hard crash soon?

[Anonymous No.18775898]

TOLD YOU BOYS ABOUT NOK MAY CALLS

[Anonymous No.18775899]

I JUST NEED ONE FUCKIN GOOD PLAY TO GET 10K, JUST ONE FUCKIN GOOD PLAY TO IMPROVE MY PSYCHOLOGY

[Anonymous No.18775906]

>>18775828
I just started so this is babbies first crisis. I am a huge bear at heart so currently focusing on knowing what I can and can't believe, what is good or bad information etc. Weird times to get into this, feels a lot like the crypto market during its peak (which I did not get out of in time, didnt look at my portfolio since the crash and don't want to go through that again).

[Anonymous No.18775913]

>>18775899
Now is your time to shine, futures are dropping. BUY SPY CALL x20 leverage.

[Anonymous No.18775914]

did investing.com just stop refreshing properly for anyone else now since yesterday

[Anonymous No.18775923]

>>18775856
I did research and picked them as my stock of choice in the tanker segment. I think they will do extremely well and also have the potential to keep doing well.

>>18775788
>>18775688
>double 88's
Let it be a sign!

[Anonymous No.18775925]

ANY SASOL CHADS IN HERE

[Anonymous No.18775929]

>>18775906
Learn not to be faggot bear. There is nothing wrong with being cautious, but being a bear and cheering failure is a for faggot losers that eventually kill themselves.
Tankers coming back today.

[Anonymous No.18775939]

>>18775834
Mega oof

[Anonymous No.18775950]

>>18775929
I am a general bear (the economy is down and the market is bound to follow) but I am certainly not a bear for certain segments nor a long term bear.

[Anonymous No.18775961]

>>18775929
Not the bear anon. Which tanker do I go for, if not multiple?
I've only got my 1200 and this would be my first ever trade.

[Anonymous No.18775969]

Give me your best divvy stocks, frens.

[Anonymous No.18775972]

>>18775913
in all fairness, if INTC goes above 67 bucks until 15th of may i will be extremely comfy, seriously considering hedging against a massive drop though , spy makes no sense to trade any longer as you have 5 companies literally controlling it, might as well trade options on cfds

[Anonymous No.18775976]

>>18775834
see THIS is how i know tankers haven't reached their top
people fucking KNEW shit was bad for shell and they stayed in up until the fucked up news actually came
everybody fucking KNOWS tankers are going to make bank, but they aren't going to try to get in until the moon news actually comes

[Anonymous No.18775988]

>>18775961
dont do it, you are too late for the tanker party, the inventories are at 60% not at 90% like most retards were screaming

[Anonymous No.18775989]

>209 shares of KOS
Wish me luck bros, $5 EOD

[Anonymous No.18775996]

>>18775598

because they are getting to charge exorbitant day rates 5x the normal rate. this is a big revenue increase for quarterly earnings = stock go up

[Anonymous No.18775997]

>>18775988
>the inventories are at 60% not at 90%
yeah because of all the oil they've been pumping that nobody is using

[Anonymous No.18776004]

>>18775876
millenials

short that shit

[Anonymous No.18776005]

i'm holding shell, somebody hold my hands. should i sell? no. it's going to be ok longterm. yet i can't control my emotions

[Anonymous No.18776007]

whats this trend called /biz/?

[Anonymous No.18776008]

>>18775867
If you're in it for the long haul, might not be a bad idea to see what the hell this market wants to do. It's barely limped by during market hours, and has been up mostly due to pre-market or after-hours pumps.

>>18775906
Just stick within your risk tolerance and keep an eye on the news. Cash or less risky positions are perfectly okay until you feel comfortable with an entry point, assuming you've got a long time horizon. Good time to do your FA now, for later use.

>>18775929
That's retarded. If a company fucks up by their own hand, it's on their management. There's nothing wrong with profiting off of their failure, and they should be allowed to fail. Markets are healthier when there is risk involved for the companies in said markets.

[Anonymous No.18776010]

>>18775764
I am basically asking what would have to happen to see double digits on this stock again. If not now, then I guess never.

[Anonymous No.18776014]

reminder if you bought yesterday or today you bought someone elses overvalued garbage and the dump begins any moment now. hope you like to eat shit.

[Anonymous No.18776019]

>>18775834
I hate that post dip bounce and then gradual bleeding wound decline over the rest of the day

Still holding though.

[Anonymous No.18776020]

>>18776007
The Wall Street suicides.

[Anonymous No.18776021]

>>18775997
thats what im saying, we already are seing shut ins, there wont be another negative apocalypse, contango curve is flatting, its not the time to short the bottom, im only going long now on brent and would not suggest buying tankers, then again thats only my personal opinion

[Anonymous No.18776027]

>>18775598
>also how are you idiots thinking that these tankers are going to just sell portions at a time? >They're going to need bulk buyers.
Tankers don't own the oil!!!
Tankers are renting their space to the idiots that got stuck with the contracts!

All those problems you mentioned are actually good for tankers. The more they hold, the more they get payed. It's their business model, get payed to hold oil, usually while moving, so now it is even better!

NAT is overbought though.

[Anonymous No.18776028]

>>18776005
sell.

buy next week

[Anonymous No.18776033]

>>18776005
hodl fellow shellbro

[Anonymous No.18776039]

>>18776007
Clown jump

[Anonymous No.18776042]

>>18775989
>$5 EOD

What makes you say that?

[Anonymous No.18776046]

>>18776021
but the tankers are the reason you need to be long on brent
oil isn't going to come back until next year
why not make the money the tankers are making in the meantime, then when the glut dies down, go into oil for double gains?

[Anonymous No.18776048]

>>18776021
Contango is not solved. Wait till closer to the contract rollover they will get squeezed again.

[Anonymous No.18776053]

Should I buy into the GME meme? I’m looking for a major break

[Anonymous No.18776072]

>>18775502
Should I liquidated my $USAC to go all in on $ET?

[Anonymous No.18776075]

>>18776042
He's hoping and praying or talking out of his ass.

[Anonymous No.18776085]

>>18776008
I'm gonna set an order to buy 50 shares at €56.

[Anonymous No.18776091]

>>18776053
LCIGuy won a short play with them last week, but I don't think he's here right now to ask

[Anonymous No.18776093]

>>18776010
Next months contracts expiring again. More oil glut news (which will come). Another trigger will be the only extremely good earnings reports in the oil economy. As said, DHT presents their report the 5th and it will be perfect. We are talking about 16% divvy here. Nobody can ignore these numbers especially now that we see some red in Europe and perhaps later in the US and with all oil companies cutting or reducing divvy.

In other words, I see only good news coming for oil tankers. Opening up the economy - even when done tomorrow - will just postpone it all a bit.

[Anonymous No.18776095]

>>18776046
tankers and brent are not going together, demand will be back in second half, tanker tc rates are already dropping like no tomorrow, if you want to get dumped thats fine, im here to warn you, again im not talking wti im talking brent here which is seaborne,
>>18776048
i didnt say its solved, i said its flattened, significantly, which is an indication of going long

[Anonymous No.18776100]

>>18776042
Clown market.

[Anonymous No.18776107]

>>18775834
>>18776019
I went all in on rdsa calls just before earnings report. I am financially and mentally ruined.

[Anonymous No.18776124]

Got my RDS divies up to where I need them and now the cut them. Fuck me. Is XOM next?

[Anonymous No.18776126]

>>18776107
Thats really dumb

[Anonymous No.18776142]

>>18775679
God damn that's easy 200% profit if it just sits

[Anonymous No.18776145]

>>18776007
This is it best bros. Fill my tvix bags! Daddy needs a new Walther!

[Anonymous No.18776150]

>>18776053
A bit late but if you feel lucky.

[Anonymous No.18776152]

Futures are red.

[Anonymous No.18776153]

>>18776124
XOM literally cancelled their dividends.

[Anonymous No.18776154]

What's this? Been a while since I've seen both green and red in different rows.

[Anonymous No.18776158]

>>18776095
I'm saying the current flattening is pure hopium. June is going to hit close to zero. And oil tankers are gonna profit

[Anonymous No.18776160]

Bullish

[Anonymous No.18776161]

>futures actually red
our puts are finally gonna print bros

[Anonymous No.18776171]

>>18776160
All in on lean hogs my fren

[Anonymous No.18776173]

>>18776126
Shell hasn't let us down on an earnings report for at least 80 years. There was no way to tell this earnings report would be such a disaster.

[Anonymous No.18776179]

>>18776160
>>18776171
Which stocks to profit on this?

[Anonymous No.18776180]

>>18776095
demand will be back in the second half, which means another entire quarter of pumping without demand
tankers aren't going to just pull up to the shore and dump 2 years worth of supply the moment demand picks up

[Anonymous No.18776188]

>>18776072
I wouldn't go all in on anything personally, I own both

[Anonymous No.18776190]

>>18776154
NASDAQ is just reflecting TSLA and AMZN pumping.

[Anonymous No.18776198]

What’s gonna get me more money? Shorting oil tankers like DHT, or buying real estate investment trusts like MFA?

[Anonymous No.18776203]

>>18776188
How long until $USAC moons like $ET?

[Anonymous No.18776204]

>>18776171
How can daddy buy lean hogs? They’ve been on a tear!

[Anonymous No.18776205]

>>18776160
>there is a virus
>therefore everyone on Earth will starve
Sorry I don't quite understand this logic.

[Anonymous No.18776209]

>>18776107
>RDS.A
Either you're a Dutch anon or a larper. A class is for brainlets

[Anonymous No.18776215]

>>18776198
staying 100% cash

[Anonymous No.18776219]

>>18776190
you're probably right. can't believe i sold my tesla and amazon a month ago.

[Anonymous No.18776245]

You told me the BOTTOM WAS OVER

[Anonymous No.18776252]

>>18776153
What are you talking about? They simply aren't going to raise it like they normally do.

[Anonymous No.18776257]

>>18776209
Dutch

[Anonymous No.18776262]

>>18776198
>Shorting oil tankers

why would you short something with so much volatility?

also why would you short oil tankers right now...

[Anonymous No.18776263]

>>18776124
My decision to bail from oil for natural gas is looking better every day

[Anonymous No.18776269]

>>18776153
Post link. I see only not raising them.

[Anonymous No.18776270]

>>18776245
what did you do

[Anonymous No.18776273]

entered CCL on 17,22 rate me

[Anonymous No.18776276]

>>18776257
I wish I had buttons that said "KOOP" and "VERKOOP"

[Anonymous No.18776277]

>GE finally coming back down after rising for no reason at all last night
Thank fuck. I honestly hate pre/after market traders so much, fucking speculative kikes. They pump and dump literally every fucking night and everyone else just has to watch as they fellate each other.

[Anonymous No.18776282]

how do I invest in khazar millers?

[Anonymous No.18776291]

>>18775494
He was right

[Anonymous No.18776297]

>>18775494
yes, but i didn't go all in on that exact date. I bought little by little all the way down, rather than trying to time the bottom exactly. I got into the market for the first time after the corona crash. up 10% on the stocks I've bought so far (really boring stuff like AMZN, VOO, BA, CCL, HAL, LK, and others). My position is still mostly bonds though. I need to redeem them, but my bank is closed, and I don't wanna take public transport to the next city over. I'll have to borrow my neighbor's bike, but it's kinda hard to ask when everyone around here is so serious about the social distance thing.

[Anonymous No.18776299]

>>18776269
I saw a link yesterday but I guess it was bullshit, this is just the first Q2 since 2007 they aren't raising their dividend.

[Anonymous No.18776301]

>>18776270
I bought the god damn FTSE index top ARRRRRGGHHH

[Anonymous No.18776305]

>>18776277
They really are playing games with the markets. Manipulating everything.

[Anonymous No.18776308]

>BAX BEAT BY 14%
BAX BEAT
>BAX BEAT BY 14%
BAX BEAT
>BAX BEAT BY 14%
BAX BEAT
>BAX BEAT BY 14%
BAX BEAT
>BAX BEAT BY 14%
BAX BEAT

BAXTER CHADS WW@???

[Anonymous No.18776309]

>>18775600
Post your shorts

[Anonymous No.18776312]

>sub 1% move
who fucking cares

[Anonymous No.18776313]

>>18776273
i panic sold my 5/1 $15 CCL calls on 4/28 and was overjoyed that i had managed to make $150
if i had held and just sold this morning i could have made around $1,200
rate me

[Anonymous No.18776318]

>>18776198
MFA all the way.

[Anonymous No.18776320]

>the chad XOM
>the virgin RDS

[Anonymous No.18776322]

>>18776160
The train of thought is sound
Farmer/farmhands croak -> less food is harvest and planted -> food export/import stalls -> food prices for countries with no food security skyrockets -> shortage happens
But most likely not.

[Anonymous No.18776323]

>>18775667
Log off r*ddit.com

[Anonymous No.18776328]

i only now start to get into trading so i don't think i would put any actual money into it for at least half a year.
have i missed the opportunity to profit from this corona shitshow?
would the economy even survive the brrrrrr until that point or will it all come crashing down?

[Anonymous No.18776336]

Which stocks for lean hogs?

[Anonymous No.18776337]

>>18776205
Everything on earth has come to a halt because of a meme cold which means none of the supply chains are functioning properly.

[Anonymous No.18776340]

>>18776273
>>18776313
both based

[Anonymous No.18776344]

>>18776312
Matters a lot when you’re on 5000x leverage

[Anonymous No.18776352]

>>18776320
>FREEZES YOUR DIVIDENDS
nothing personnel

[Anonymous No.18776354]

Bunch of people got stimulus checks today. Bullish

[Anonymous No.18776361]

>>18776153
t. 0 iq

[Anonymous No.18776366]

>>18776336
Hormel

>>18776320
is she ok

>>18776354
I got my tax return :3

[Anonymous No.18776374]

>>18776154
I bought URTY that's why small cap is down

[Anonymous No.18776377]

>>18776354

>imagine not being a direct deposit chad

[Anonymous No.18776380]

i don't get it, why doesn't xom cut their dividends? they have low cash on the contrary shell has better reports. more buybacks more cash... wtffffffffffffffffffffffff

[Anonymous No.18776385]

>>18776322
Any good investment to profit on niggers starving?

[Anonymous No.18776398]

>>18776385
CF

[Anonymous No.18776403]

well the 300 i put into UAVS is 550 now, i got in at 1.78

[Anonymous No.18776407]

>>18776354
Priced in retard

[Anonymous No.18776409]

US 10 Year Bonds are still so cheap.

[Anonymous No.18776416]

>>18776380
>Exxon XOM, +5.53% and Chevron CVX, +5.23% are the only two oil companies on the list of S&P “dividend aristocrats,” or companies that have increased their dividend every year for at least 25 consecutive years.

[Anonymous No.18776421]

>>18776385
start a 501c
pay yourself an egregious salary

[Anonymous No.18776425]

>>18776403
very based, I didn't get in early enough but it was still good profit

[Anonymous No.18776433]

>>18776263
I’m long in ET myself. Will look those others up later.

[Anonymous No.18776437]

>>18776409
what does this mean? I thought bonds were bad when interest rates are low?

Or are you talking about a stock?

[Anonymous No.18776443]

Redpill me on Powell

When does he wake up?
When does he turn on the printers??

[Anonymous No.18776445]

are there any free screeners that can tell you relative volume?

[Anonymous No.18776455]

I have a few shares of UAVS, TXMD and GILD as wild cards but I can't help but feel like my MRO & HAL really are the safest options to short for 100%+ gains soon.

If HAL and MRO see their former glory (which they will) before the end of quarantine trading them for LYV could potentially net 200%+ gains.

GILD might explode if they develop a good Corona drug so I think youd be crazy to not at least buy a share or two.

UAVS might partner with Amazon today at 11am, about something related to drones, they've seen 150%+ over the last 24 or so hours.

TXMD just released a Contraceptive ring for roasties that they hold the patent for until 2039 and it's being shilled to the goyim hard, 100%+ gains yesterday.

[Anonymous No.18776469]

Tell me that everything gonna be fine. I really need this.

[Anonymous No.18776470]

>>18776366
>is she ok
no, she could not walk for the rest of her life.
she was also pregnant and had a miscarriage.

[Anonymous No.18776475]

>>18776455
please don't fall for the UAVS pump and dump. sell your shares before it's revealed as fake and the price dumps this morning.

i thought /smg/ was slightly more sophisticated than the typical /biz/raeli and would be able to spot obvious pump and dump scams. i mean you can make money from pump and dumps, but please sell before it dumps this morning.

[Anonymous No.18776476]

>>18776443
i want to see cramer cry i live TV again
this year has been a wild ride

[Anonymous No.18776478]

>>18776469
survival of the least retarded

[Anonymous No.18776481]

>>18776445
respond

[Anonymous No.18776482]

>>18776398
That actually looks really good, thanks.

[Anonymous No.18776483]

>>18776437
It means that there are people out there that see the less risky option as still favorable right now. They aren't buying into a V shaped recovery.

[Anonymous No.18776486]

>>18776455
>TXMD

Is it too late to get in on this?

[Anonymous No.18776487]

Did you fall for the dead oil cat bounce?

[Anonymous No.18776498]

>>18776257
AAAAAAA I'M KOOPING

[Anonymous No.18776500]

>>18776469
The current market is building up pressure like a spring. W shaped recovery. We'll be fine, fellow wrekt bearfag.

[Anonymous No.18776501]

Guys, if I have a core sweep fund of 10,000 dollars, and I have -5,000 in cash debit, because I'm paying for certain stocks but that money is debited to buy those funds, then im left with settled cash of 5,000. Now, if I have 3 unsettled stocks worth 1,000 each, totaling in 3,000, then I'm not violating any rules, right, since I have enough settled cash to cover my 3 unsettled stocks.

[Anonymous No.18776504]

>>18776475
It did really well after hours, it was over $3 this morning.

[Anonymous No.18776510]

Used a random letters generator to buy stocks for my wife yesterday.
I'm interested to see how they do against my curated stack

[Anonymous No.18776524]

>>18776504
yeah because OP and the other conspirators are still spreading this shit all over the internet.

amazon has their own drones and patents. they're not going to partner with a fucking plane style drone agricultural company with 10 employees in a flyover state. i mean you'd have to be retarded to believe that. like i said you can make money with pump and dumps, but don't get left holding the bag when the pumpers dump all their shares.

[Anonymous No.18776525]

>>18776476
He just didn't have his second pot of coffee yet that morning

[Anonymous No.18776527]

what scanner tells relative volume?

[Anonymous No.18776528]

>>18776486
No it could still definitely take off. You're not happy you missed the boom but there's no shortage of roasties trying to work in an office setting without having kids until they are 40+ nowadays. This contraceptive ring was practically announced yesterday based on how it looks.

[Anonymous No.18776529]

I got 500$ what do I yolo today for 100x?

[Anonymous No.18776530]

>>18776344
>5000x leverage

[Anonymous No.18776534]

Ok, guys you fucking scammed me into buying the TOP. One of you will pay for that.

[Anonymous No.18776536]

NOK TIME

[Anonymous No.18776543]

>>18776455
The ticker you want is TMDX, not TXMD, dummy.

[Anonymous No.18776553]

>>18776476
I need to sleep, or else I would stay up for the next two hours just to see if Cramer throws any spicy jabs at China

>>18776470
that's rough

[Anonymous No.18776564]

>>18776478
based ackmanposter

[Anonymous No.18776567]

101% cash right now cause I'm scared of a huge dip, that I'm 95% sure won't happen.
So what the fuck do I even buy right now

[Anonymous No.18776572]

>>18776534
where the fuck IS attica

[Anonymous No.18776573]

>>18776398
Kek

[Anonymous No.18776576]

>>18775694
>10 years later
>stocks finally pass the date price
>SEE HE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

[Anonymous No.18776578]

>>18776501
yes i believe so

[Anonymous No.18776584]

>>18776385
$GEO
$CXW

[Anonymous No.18776585]

>>18776567
Just swing trade penny stocks like I'm doing. I feel like they're the only thing not just following the indices.

[Anonymous No.18776590]

WHERE THE FUCK IS JEROME WHY IS EVERYTHING DOWN NOW I THOUGHT WE WERE IN A RALLY BACK TO ATH

[Anonymous No.18776591]

>>18776567
Cherry coke and a Big Mac, or a coffee and a McGriddle if you're in the US.

[Anonymous No.18776595]

>>18776576
>10 years
Try the end of summer. Maybe even sooner.

[Anonymous No.18776599]

WHAT SCANNER SHOWS RELATIVE VOLUME

[Anonymous No.18776602]

>>18775598
Forgive me if I’m wrong, but nigga it sounds like you think they bought the oil off the oil producers. The tankers are paid to store and transport oil and because of low and negative oil prices as a result of the oil glut, this translates to high earnings in tanker companies due to increases in their service rates.

[Anonymous No.18776610]

>>18776510
>random letters generator to buy stocks
website?

[Anonymous No.18776611]

HOLY FUCK THIS IS IT

[Anonymous No.18776613]

>>18776590
Futuresniggers and pre/after market Jews fucking around as usual.

[Anonymous No.18776614]

Futures are fucking red, lads.

[Anonymous No.18776621]

shell is literally fucking me in the ass

[Anonymous No.18776627]

>>18776611
this is what?

[Anonymous No.18776628]

i hate hearing absolutely braindead shit like "we've lost more jobs than during the great depression"
the population has grown by like 200% since then of fucking course we've lost more jobs than during the great depression

[Anonymous No.18776631]

>>18776487
I didn't buy RDS. Bad balance sheet compared to chad energy plays. TOT PSX CVX EPD FANG COP

[Anonymous No.18776632]

so should i buy NAT?

[Anonymous No.18776635]

https://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/20/04/g15918720/american-airlines-group-reports-first-quarter-2020-financial-results
>First-quarter net loss of $2.2 billion, or ($5.26) per share. Excluding net special items1, first-quarter net loss of $1.1 billion, or ($2.65) per share.
>Ended first quarter with $6.8 billion of available liquidity and expects to end second quarter with approximately $11 billion of liquidity.

ohboi

[Anonymous No.18776640]

Reminder that no lagging technical indicator can predict price movement. Also, reminder that all available fundamental Information is already priced in at any given moment.

[Anonymous No.18776643]

>>18776543
I wouldn't buy that JEB! tier organ trafficking turtle stock if my cock depended on it faggit

[Anonymous No.18776644]

>>18776628
not to mention 90% of them are jobs that will come back after this shit is over. it's not like they disappeared into the ether. sure some businesses won't survive this shit but most will.

[Anonymous No.18776646]

>>18776627
The yield on the 10 year treasury note. Yield goes down in more capital goes into it. Money is leaving the market to go into bonds. This is it, bullniggers are about to get wrecked.

[Anonymous No.18776647]

>>18776640
reminder that this is a fucking blue board

[Anonymous No.18776648]

>>18776632
yes but shut up about it
i need everybody to be quiet about tankers for at least a few more days
once the DHT earnings report then you can talk all you want

[Anonymous No.18776659]

ALRIGHT YOU CUNTS ARE GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTION THIS TIME

WHAT SCANNERS SHOULD RELATIVE VOLUME

[Anonymous No.18776664]

>>18776640
Reminder, you’re gay bro.

[Anonymous No.18776666]

we're at priced in levels friendos

[Anonymous No.18776665]

>>18776640
Human male

[Anonymous No.18776672]

Energy Transfer is an unstoppable force in the market.
Corona? Hardly knew her, let me tell you, I haven't had a fucking day off since this "pandemic", the only disaster here is that my favorite mexican place is closed and i have to eat canned tuna for lunch.

ET hasn't slowed down any production in my sector (NATTY GAS CHAD), I don't know about overall. They are definitely undervalued.

[Anonymous No.18776675]

>>18776640
that hip:chest ratio looks... suspicious

[Anonymous No.18776676]

>>18776576
We’re passing that price this week actually, keep putting money into puts tho

And he just said it was a great time to buy, that doesn’t mean right that second, if you bought that day and kept buying you’d be at profit.

[Anonymous No.18776678]

>>18775834
>MY RDS.B

>>18776621
>shell is literally fucking me in the ass

>>18776107
>I went all in on rdsa calls just before earnings report. I am financially and mentally ruined.


heh. i've been waiting for this day for weeks...
sorry bubus

[Anonymous No.18776682]

I wish I was gay
Rich gay guys have it better than anyone.

[Anonymous No.18776684]

>>18776643
>JEB! tier turtle stock
kek

[Anonymous No.18776685]

>>18776614
No worries, the 4million unemployment claims in 20mins will boost the market.

[Anonymous No.18776686]

>>18776443
Made it better lmaoo

[Anonymous No.18776692]

>>18776646
Yep. Time to take profits. R*ddit has capitulated and coping with missing the bottom. Second leg down starts EOW.

[Anonymous No.18776694]

>saw Bill Ackerman made the best trade ever apparently
>check out his Wikipedia page
>Early Life
Every. Fucking. Time.

[Anonymous No.18776696]

everything is in the red, CHAD INTC REFUSES TO DROP

[Anonymous No.18776706]

>>18776628
Who the fuck said that? What they've been saying is that we've lost more jobs than we created over the last decade.

>>18776644
That's simply foolish. Look at the applications to the SMB loan program and how many of them didn't make the first cut. The credit restrictions have been increased as well. There will be many businesses that do not get the funding they need, or simply won't be able to ride it out until they can turn a profit again, or don't want to risk additional debt on an uncertain future.

[Anonymous No.18776709]

please tell me what scanners show relative volume i have a gun to my head

[Anonymous No.18776713]

>>18776257
Jezus man

[Anonymous No.18776714]

Rip the shell boys, cheapie time now

[Anonymous No.18776716]

>>18776646
The yeld is held down by central banks all over the world it means nothing.

[Anonymous No.18776719]

>>18775805
did you listen to the FED briefing? They are going to print and give out unlimited loans until this is over. No next leg down until after trumpy gets reelected. Long APPL

[Anonymous No.18776725]

>>18776694
>suspiciously pulled out exactly 23rd
it's almost as if it's one large group controlling it all. nothing suspicious at all

[Anonymous No.18776726]

>>18776686

[Anonymous No.18776727]

>>18776694
>Bill Ackerman
>In 1988, he received a bachelor of arts degree magna cum laude in the Committee on Degrees in Social Studies from Harvard College. His thesis was "Scaling the Ivy Wall: the Jewish and Asian American Experience in Harvard Admissions."

[Anonymous No.18776732]

>>18776694
>His thesis was "Scaling the Ivy Wall: the Jewish and Asian American Experience in Harvard Admissions."
Lol

[Anonymous No.18776734]

>>18776694
Shoulda known by the name

[Anonymous No.18776740]

>>18776706
it's simply foolish to believe that the government is going to allow tons of businesses to fail and go out of business when they've already pumped 2 and a half trillion dollars into these programs and will continue to do so?

i literally got a 1% 2 year loan for $5k that will be completely forgiven as a grubhub independent contractor. if i can get that much money i think businesses will be able to as well.

[Anonymous No.18776743]

>>18776694
The name "Ackerman" didn't clue you in?

[Anonymous No.18776744]

>>18776543

[Anonymous No.18776750]

>>18776733
>>18776733
>>18776733

new thread

>>18776733
>>18776733
>>18776733

>>18776733
>>18776733
>>18776733

>>18776733
>>18776733
>>18776733

[Anonymous No.18776755]

>>18776709
>he doesn't know
anon, I...

[Anonymous No.18776766]

>>18776198
>Shorting oil tankers like DHT
Tankers are oversold.

Their finances never been so good and the stock price isn't even up to pré-corona levels when they were worse economically.

[Mods No.18776788]

>>18776640
>>18776664
MODS

Dont be an ass.

Not everyone browses in their mom's basement alone bruh. It's cool that you don't have any responsibility or a job or anything, but respect those of us who do there are plenty of NSFW boards you can go shit up

[Anonymous No.18776790]

>>18776714
I would be legit mad. A ton of old fucks living on pensions have income that depends on shell's dividends. Old fucks vote. Something will be done.

[Anonymous No.18776801]

>>18776740
That's a really nice shade of blue.

[Anonymous No.18776808]

>>18776706
it was on CNBC 45 seconds prior to my post

also hear a lot of shit like "this has now killed more than died in the vietnam war"
the fucking population has DOUBLED since the vietnam war
the flu kills more every single year than the vietnam war
car accidents kill more every single year than the vietnam war

it's emotional string-pulling that is working like crazy on women and effeminate men

[Anonymous No.18776811]

>>18776257
grote F

[Anonymous No.18776818]

>>18776198
Tankerchad here, so keep that in mind, but that would be a dangerous play. They are raking tons of money in right now. You might look into it down the road, but if you're choosing between the two then I would short the REIT.

[Anonymous No.18776825]

>>18776740
I don't disagree with you that they will do their best efforts to stem the tide, and they should, as they have. Their loan efforts are already tapering off, as they've managed to stop the broader economy from seizing. The fiscal stimulus that Congress provides is where the SMB money is coming from, and that's already been through the ringer with delays, money going into the hands of larger corporations, credit restrictions, and a lower acceptance rate. These have all been reported for a week or two now. Your anecdotal experience doesn't discount what is actually occuring.

[Anonymous No.18776863]

>>18776808
Oh, agreed. Comparing different statistics is pants on head retarded no matter which way you go, including comparing COvid to the seasonal flu or Vietnam. The numbers are the numbers, they speak for themselves.

[Anonymous No.18776893]

How much gains do you tankerfags even think you'll see? I don't see how they are possibly safer or more viable or more bullish than oil is and will be.

[Anonymous No.18776903]

>>18776524
This.

[Anonymous No.18776936]

>>18775598
>I don't understand what tanker companies do to make money

[Anonymous No.18777041]

>>18775598
Retardation: the post

[Anonymous No.18777322]

>>18776584
Based

[Anonymous No.18777473]

Shell cut their divvy

[Anonymous No.18777583]

>>18776686
gj

[Anonymous No.18777718]

>>18776893
Wrong