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>> No.18759248

GALT

>> No.18759251

FUCK TESLA

>> No.18759253

>>18759218
rope cunnyposters

>> No.18759257

HE IS RISEN
TELL US HOW BAD IT IS SO THE MARKET RALLIES

>> No.18759266

BUY THE NEWS

>> No.18759270
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/ourguy/

>> No.18759276

>>18759248
>GALT
my first ever stonk

>> No.18759278
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18759278

Do I take the tanker pill meme? I bought in NAT at $6 and sold at $8.50. Is it worth buying in again? Maybe FRO too?

>> No.18759280

>>18759253
You like bondage anon?

>> No.18759286

>>18759218
Heh.. my boy.. Powellz

>> No.18759290
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$7 when?

>> No.18759291
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>>18759218
borderline based but 15 posts early

>>18759248
based

>>18759253
cringe

>> No.18759293

jpow for prez

>> No.18759297

>>18759290
bout tree fidty

>> No.18759308

P U M P I T
U
M
P
I
T

>> No.18759319

People that are based: Me and all my bullchad bros

People that are not based: Doomer bear betas

>> No.18759326
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18759326

JPowell showing up means we're on the right path.

>> No.18759328
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18759328

WHERE MY ET CHADS AT

>> No.18759336

>>18759290
$5 EOD

>> No.18759337

DIRECT FISCAL SUPPORT INCOMING OOOOOOOO

>> No.18759339

Can we stop with the reddit brrr mean now? He just explained the fed’s process.

>> No.18759344
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>>18759290
How did all these zoomers get psyop'd into bagholding GE?

>> No.18759347

>limit down breakers
>no limit up
nice free market. bears never stood a chance

t. former bear

>> No.18759348

reminder that JPOW doesnt want to buy you stonk for some reason

>> No.18759354
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18759354

I only respect cunny, bros.

>> No.18759355
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18759355

>ECONOMY WILL DROP AT AN "UNPRECEDENTED RATE" IN SECOND QUARTER

>> No.18759359

>>18759328
Unironically bought $700 of it when someone on biz told me to and I had a bit of cash spare. Not doing as well as EAT tho

>> No.18759361
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>> No.18759362

it's over?

>> No.18759363

>jerome says everything is fucked and there's not much he can do about it
>market goes up

>> No.18759367
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18759367

Infinite pump

>> No.18759370

>>18759347
help me, i can't stop being a bear. it just doesn't make any sense and i am losing money every day for it

>> No.18759372

>>18759361
>you guyssssss

>> No.18759373

>>18759361
my new waifu, bye meg

>> No.18759378
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18759378

who are these zoomer fucking shit roasties daring to question based Jerome?

>> No.18759384
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18759384

How are you doing today?

>> No.18759388

>>18759363
you gotta read between the lines, what he really said was you lil bull niggas are alright, don't be a pussy and buy the dip

>> No.18759389

>>18759370
Long term puts, short term calls. Enjoy the ride.

>> No.18759390

>held ALT for years
What the actual fuck am I doing

>> No.18759391

Baggie SMG Capital, thanks for taking my question. When are you going to run out of ammo and take rates negative?

>> No.18759396

>>18759344
>muh blue chip

>> No.18759398

Rates are zero. Who is JPOW talking about that couldn't pay back such loans?

>> No.18759400
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18759400

MOST HATED BULL MARKET OF ALL TIME!!!

>> No.18759401

>>18759361
whats her name bros how do I long her

>> No.18759402
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>> No.18759405

>>18759276
Imagine being this new

>> No.18759410
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18759410

>unlimited

That’s a beautiful word coming from the Fed Chair

>> No.18759411
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18759411

this is possibly the greatest 6 month performance by any central bank, ever
this is also probably the greatest FOMC meeting performance by any federal reserve chairman of all time
clarity
strength
fiscal responsibility
stable monetary policy
it's all there

>>18759354
blessed

>> No.18759415
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18759415

WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGS IS THIS?

>> No.18759425

Is MRO a long-term play? I'm tempted to lock in my gains and sell now.

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>> No.18759437

>>18759405
>Imagine being this young
ftfy

>> No.18759438

>>18759370
log off of r*ddit.com

>> No.18759439
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18759439

This Nick Timaraos guy has sanpaku eyes... dangerous :OO

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>>18759401
see filename

>> No.18759445

>>18759391
please escort this man off of the premise, next question

>> No.18759451

Where are my oil and gas bros?
RDS.B, OKE, and TOT shareholder here.

>> No.18759455

>>18759363
He basically said he'll personally burn the entire world to keep the market moving. There may be nothing left except SPY and DOW, but they'll be at their ATH every day guaranteed.

>> No.18759458

>>18759401
You can only short women

>> No.18759461

>>18759402
>>18759415
Mayor Carcetti?

>> No.18759463
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>>18759439
you're paying attention to the wrong person

>> No.18759464
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>>18759248
looks promising

>> No.18759471
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18759471

HI JEROME, I HAVE TWO QUESTIONS. FIRST, HOW DO I TURN MY CAMERA ON?

>> No.18759480
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>>18759451
TOT FANG CVX EPD ENB PSX COP chad here

>> No.18759481

Thank you based jPow!!!
I’ve made so much fucking money the last two months I’m actually thinking about donating some.

>> No.18759484
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18759484

so are we getting more free money or what

>> No.18759507
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>>18759471
that was such a jumbled and fucked up question
he had 15 minutes to try and prepare what he wanted to say, and he fucked it all up

Jerome's response to his question was at least 5x more coherent than steve's question
and I like steve, he's mostly reasonable, but he jumbled that question to all fuck

>> No.18759508

if it closes above 24100 im financially ruined

>> No.18759515

>>18759471
You are muted

>> No.18759525

>>18759278
I bought $2500 of NAT at $7 and now it's going back down to $6

>inhales
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>> No.18759533

>>18759484
that's up to congress, has nothing to do with the fed
the federal reserve controls the monetary policy, not the spending

>> No.18759536

Man shorting S&P rules; I either earn money or America gets fucked for all future, either way I win.
haha money printer go brrrrrr

>> No.18759539

How do I short heather

>> No.18759544
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18759544

IT'S GOING UP SO FAST I'M TERRIFIED HELP AAAAAAAA I'M UP 10% IN TWO DAYS

>> No.18759550

>>18759532
how do I short that man's voice?

>> No.18759551

>>18759508
rofl, I hope you have a few shekels left to buy a rope

>> No.18759553

>this WaPo roastie
holy shit who cares cut her off

>> No.18759558

>>18759508
Ouch sorry bro, this isn't dropping 600 points in the next hour unless something huge suddenly happens.

>> No.18759571

>>18759463
Mr. Powell isn't evil he wants to please others my astrologer said so with great confidence
>>18759532
seems like she's long cut-rate rhinoplasty and botox :<

>> No.18759572

>>18759464
it's a $20 stock masquerading as a $2 stock
stay unaware to the facts about liver science

>>18759539
I think she's a man

>> No.18759573

>>18759553
Have sex

>> No.18759580
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18759580

>tfw fell for the shitcoin tanker meme

>> No.18759584

Fuck this jew stock market and fuck this jew crypto market.

>> No.18759591
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>> No.18759593

>>18759425
Hold until winter.

I have 6$ calls 7/17

>> No.18759595
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18759595

>Pushing lending to an unprecedented extent and aggressive levels
>Will use tools to force the economy back to robust levels
>Rates to remain at 0%
>Continuing to purchase bonds and securities
>No asset purchases today but monitoring economy for further action, aggressive if robust recovery is not seen naturally

>> No.18759599

IT'S JUST THE VIRUS

>> No.18759602

>>18759573
Dilate

>> No.18759603

>>18759572
>it's a 20 dollar stock
>people just havent noticed for the last 10 years!

>> No.18759605

>>18759584
worked

>> No.18759608

Pump or dump for power hour?

>> No.18759616

>>18759480
Ah fellow TOT shareholder, I regret not getting into a couple weeks ago. But it seems solid for a Baguette company.

Are you dripping your dividends or saving them on the side?

>> No.18759617

>>18759595
>takes a picture of a screen
Normie faggot leave

>> No.18759618

Have I missed the GILD ride?

>> No.18759623

>>18759584
TYFP

>> No.18759630

>>18759508
Only Kim jong un can save you at this point

>> No.18759631

>>18759595
Literally illegal to be a bear right now.

>> No.18759633

>>18759608
Profit taking as usual

>> No.18759644

>>18759595
Daddy Powell knows best. I trust him to do the right thing.

>> No.18759648

>>18759644
based

>> No.18759652

Let’s get one of the cuties on. Fuck that ginger roast is.

>> No.18759662

>>18759617
Fuck you don’t shoot the messenger you faggot bear

>> No.18759669

>>18759354
based and enlightenedpilled

>> No.18759670

How long until NAT is back to 8?

>> No.18759672
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18759672

Bless the chinks for making me a crazy rich caucasian

>> No.18759677
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find my waifu!!

>> No.18759678
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>>18759571
no, his job is to control the stability of the dollar in the context of economic activity
he doesn't please anyone directly; rather, through HIS actions and stability, we all benefit
Jerome takes his job very seriously


>>18759618
they don't intend to make any money on Remmmy, even if it does help for covid
you should buy GILD for the long term, because it is a fantastic company with great capabilities

>> No.18759683

>>18759652
I instant mute this shit when a dumb cunt starts asking a question

>> No.18759684
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18759684

What the FUCK do I do about my SNAP putterinos

>> No.18759691
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18759691

digits and SPY dumps EOD

>> No.18759696

MSFT and FB to report after hours today, anyone else playing earnings roulette with them?

>> No.18759699

>>18759677
That's a man.

>> No.18759700
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>> No.18759705

>>18759355
STOCKS
ONLY
GO
UP

>> No.18759706
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18759706

IT CAN'T JUST KEEP GOING UUUUUUP HOW IS RAYTHEON ALREADY $68

>> No.18759707

>>18759677
That's a man

>> No.18759708

>saw UAVS at 1.80
>didn't buy becauset hought it would dump at 2
>its at 2.20 now
welp

>> No.18759709

What should I buy with my unallocated $900?

>> No.18759712

OIL TANKER SALE

>NAT
>FRO
>TNP

GET EM WHILE THEYRE HOT

>> No.18759711

>>18759672
ASIANS IN THE LIBRARY
Fuck I haven’t seen this in 10 years. Was a junior at UCLA when this cunt went off

>> No.18759714

>>18759691
reroll

>> No.18759723

>>18759525
probably a decent buy rn that all of the buy the top bagholders capitulated

>> No.18759724

>>18759711
Hah, so was I. Class of 2011

>> No.18759727

pay attention to what he just said

V shaped recovery is in retards.

>> No.18759729

>>18759691
no

>> No.18759734

>>18759617
Maybe hes at work on windows server 2008

>> No.18759735

>>18759684
SNAP out of it!

>> No.18759738

>>18759714
here ya go

>> No.18759741

>>18759708
It's at 2.50 now.

>> No.18759748
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the phrasing of questions that people are asking Jerome: 3/10

the phrasing of Jerome's response to these garbage jumbled-ass questions: 10/10

and they are the ones that have minutes to prepare, he's responding off the cuff
Jerome is in control

>> No.18759751

>>18759678
Thanks for an actual answer fren

>> No.18759758

>>18759218
>5% GDP Shrink
>5% stonk increase
>Fed announces infinite free money available indefinitely
>stonks go down
I think I figure that pattern out

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>>18759712
More like get them while they're NOT!

>> No.18759776

>>18759748
How does JPow sound like a guy in his late 20s when he's like 85 years old?

>> No.18759778

>>18759748
These retarded jorno clowns are no match for big bills Jerome

>> No.18759779

how does jpow does this? like not lending money and now the market is going up!

>> No.18759789
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>> No.18759793

>>18759776
ancient Jewish Talmudic magic probably

>> No.18759799

>>18759709
USO

>> No.18759802
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Thanks Jerome, for the futures tendies!

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>>18759789

>> No.18759807

>>18759724
Hell yeah. I wonder what happened to this thot

>> No.18759810

Do I have to wear a shirt if I ask Mr. Powell an question?

>> No.18759816

WHY IS THIS FUCKING MARKET GOING DOWN NOW???? POWELL SAID NOTHING BEARISH???

>> No.18759818
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>S&P has to dump 4% to fully stop me out in profit
>Bitcoin has to dump 9% to fully stop me out in profit
I guess I'll just play a game or something for the next few days

>> No.18759820

>>18759677
https://twitter.com/hannahdlang

>> No.18759830

>>18759807
Porn, so i've heard. She was a liberal arts major, so that was about her speed anyway.

>> No.18759841
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THESE SHITCOIN TANKERS ARE THE ONLY REASON WHY IM IN THE RED

>> No.18759843

>>18759616
I haven't decided. I'm going to play it by ear. I may dump all this oil stuff after it moons.

>> No.18759849

>>18759748
He's handling it great, voice smoky and measured, so calm and confident. Why was I so worried?

>> No.18759852

>>18759670
it will be above 8 when the next reverse split happens.

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Dear lord it won't stop, and I was thinking of selling when it was at 2.30 this morning...

>> No.18759861
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Jerome: Next quarter will be WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE'VE SEEN BEFORE
>Jerome: Next quarter will be WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE'VE SEEN BEFORE
Jerome: Next quarter will be WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE'VE SEEN BEFORE
>Jerome: Next quarter will be WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE'VE SEEN BEFORE
Jerome: Next quarter will be WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE'VE SEEN BEFORE
>Jerome: Next quarter will be WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE'VE SEEN BEFORE
Jerome: Next quarter will be WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE'VE SEEN BEFORE
>Jerome: Next quarter will be WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE'VE SEEN BEFORE
Jerome: Next quarter will be WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE'VE SEEN BEFORE
>Jerome: Next quarter will be WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE'VE SEEN BEFORE

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>>18759670
>How long until NAT is back to 8?
It's over, man. Zero volume and it keeps bleeding out. Everyone who has pumped this stock the last week has already cashed out and is not coming back.

>> No.18759867

>>18759816
What on earth do you own that's down?

>> No.18759872

>>18759861
priced in

>> No.18759875
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EVERYTHING is bright fucking neon green!!

EXCEPT amd... I'm buying bros, talk me out of it!

>>18759484
good taste

>> No.18759876

will there be video link to tsla conf call?

>> No.18759878

>>18759711
Miss seeing people packed into the basement of Powell. Was more of a Young library guy myself though.

>> No.18759880
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>>18759776
his mind is pure, he has never used a single mind-altering substance in his life
all he cares about is the clarity and performance of monetary policy

Jerome has NEVER given a single half of a fuck about what the S&P index or stock market looks like; he exists to forward the federal reserve mission of low unemployment, functioning credit markets, and a stable 2% (symmetric) inflation rate

he is the perfect weapon, an instrument in himself of money and economic activity

>> No.18759887

>>18759861

unironically priced in. the perma bull is here

>> No.18759889

S&P 4000 this summer then the bust.
Watch & Learn

>> No.18759893

>>18759748
JPow has been al dente

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>>18759861
>FED chairman announces that the end is nigh
Bullish as fuck!

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>>18759861
priced in

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>> No.18759906

>>18759723
>>18759841
>>18759852
When we thinking NAT will pump again? Please tell me so I don't shoot myself in the head for continuing to hold it.

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18759907

HURRY UP AND GET IN B4 ITS TOO LATE

>> No.18759914

>>18759878
As much as people bitch about LA, Westwood was a very nice place to live. I miss it all the time.

>> No.18759915

>LOW INCOME SPECTRUM

lol damn

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>>18759861
>>18759861
>>18759861
This..

but its going to be okay because the fed will do whatever it takes to hold up the economy..


So when is the next leg down bobo?

>> No.18759921

wtf this goy just said we're in recession, V recovery JP, pls correct him

>> No.18759922

>>18759830
She wasn’t wrong though.

>> No.18759923 [DELETED] 

>>18759876
LITERALLY THE FIRST LINK IN THE OP YOU FUCKING ABSOLUTE RETARD

>> No.18759926

>>18759691
RerollReroll

>> No.18759931

>>18759889
wouldnt be surprised. the zig zag of death

>> No.18759936

>>18759691
you just posted cringe bro

>> No.18759941

>>18759926
>>18759691
do it again! triple or nothing!

>> No.18759942

>>18759906
Tomorrow

>> No.18759945
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>> No.18759949

Bought my first put
SBUX $76
Did I do good?

>> No.18759950

>>18759907
doesnt work that way, NET already peaked

>> No.18759952

>>18759830
I’m gonna need to find this
>>18759922
Indeed

>> No.18759953
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18759953

Just admit that the Fed bailed out our economy from an impending doom because of the pandemic, and now that the pandemic is almost over we can have a sigh of relief. I think we should thank the Fed this time.

>> No.18759956

>>18759880
i can't tell if this dick sucking is ironic or not

>> No.18759958
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>This happened to us, it wasn't because there was anything fundamentally wrong with the economy
Holy FUCK I'm mad

>> No.18759959

He said "bear"!

>> No.18759967

>we wont run out of money

BASED JPOW

>> No.18759973

>>18759906
I bet 1800 dollars on some calls that it will go up tomorrow. so it could happen or maybe not, not a big deal to me either way

>> No.18759974

THE LEAST ABLE TO “BEAR IT” are those without cushions.
>BUY MYPILLOW NOW
>BUY CUSHION COMPANIES NOW
>BUY MYPILLOW NOW
>BUY CUSHION COMPANIES NOW

>> No.18759976

>"we will not run out of money"

>> No.18759979

>>18759945
>that's a
>that's a m.....


>wait what IS that????

>> No.18759980

>WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
>WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
>WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
>WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY

>> No.18759982

>>18759400
This is a boy isn’t it

>> No.18759983

>>18759950
yikes NET isn't even at 50% value

>> No.18759986

>unlimited pot of money
Based algo fuel

>> No.18759987
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>>18759849
you haven't been watching/reading anything over the past 3 years
The federal reserve (Jerome) has been clear (unprecedentedly clear) about the present state and future states of our monetary policy

If this republic survives another hundred years or more, the actions of the federal reserve in this time will probably never be heralded or remembered by future generations. But they should be; the DECISIVE ACTION but also the RESTRAINT that the federal reserve has shown during 2020 has done as much to preserve the union as a Jefferson or a Lincoln

>> No.18759989

>>18759861
At the same time he said Q3 will see a "SUBSTANTIAL" growth and since the market is forward looking we might just go up from here

>> No.18759990

>>18759945
>tfw no bookworm gf

>> No.18759993
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>Jerome: I'm hopeful
>Literally hopium
THE ENTIRE MARKET IS LITERALLY RUNNING ON THIS MANS HOPES!

>> No.18759995
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18759995

>twtr er tomorrow b/o
>huge spike in mau
>no significant change in rev/eps
give me one reason why twtr puts are not free money

>> No.18759997

ultimate quads of market tank. fear the bear

>> No.18760001

>>18759945
Of course a chick who works for Politico would look like that.

>> No.18760004

>>18759941
Pretty much my investment strategy right there. I can't lose again, I'm due.

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>bought tankers instead of RTX
>RTX right now
hold me

>> No.18760018

>>18759980
lol.. because that's literally imfuckingpossible kek.. they are already out of value tho so they will print and dilute yours

>the debt is outpacing the economy... this is not the time to address those concerns...
HOLY FUCK KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

>> No.18760026

>>18759983
NET is on the way down, we already reached max internet capacity for the year, demand will only go down

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>>18759976
>>18759980
>>18759967

>> No.18760033

>WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
>WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
>WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
>WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY>WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
>WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
>WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
>WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY
WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY

>> No.18760036

>>18759861
Quit being such a perma bear. This is obviously priced in already by the 10% drop from ath

>> No.18760044

>>18759989
>Drop 80%
>Then drop 5%
>SUBSTANTIAL 75% GROWTH!

>> No.18760048
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18760048

$300 EOD

>> No.18760050

Your all just memeing r-right anons? You know corporate debt is being propped at B3 only because of the Fed r-right?

>> No.18760052

>>18759993
there is literally only one man who can wield the power of hopium. and that is J powell. he is airdropping it from his heli right now

>> No.18760057
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>> No.18760058

>>18759993
DOW +150 since Jearbear has spoken

>> No.18760062

WHO GOT THE QUADS GODDAMNIT

>> No.18760063

JEROME

"BIG DICK"

"BACKSTOP GANG"

"WONT RUN OUT OF MONEY"

"BASED"

POWELL

>> No.18760064

>WE WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY

SEE YOU FUCKING LOSERS AT S&P 5000

>> No.18760065

get this chink off my screen

>> No.18760068

>>18759861
Source? If true ill probably sell a buncg of my positions.

>> No.18760076

Is Boeing a sensible option? They must surely have bottomed after the 737 MAX shit and when things start flying again they'll be in demand for spares and new planes

>> No.18760079

>>18760033
You might run out money value though

>> No.18760080

>>18760033
Checkd and Bullish! Buy buy buy!!

>> No.18760081

>>18760057
Remove this man

>> No.18760088

>>18760057
k-kojima?

>> No.18760090
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18760090

this market... is going berserk

>> No.18760094

>>18760050
B3? I THINK YOU MEAN BULLBULLBULL

>> No.18760099

>>18760057
this fucking chink looks infected get him away from based Jerome

>> No.18760101

>>18760068
he actually said it
i really hope its true I wanna pick up some cheapies

>> No.18760108

>>18760090
Jerome basically said start buying because we're not letting this shit die.

>> No.18760114

Chevron total recovery

>> No.18760115
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oil stocks just keep going up

>> No.18760116

>>18759580
>not loading up on more tanker stocks for a discount right now

it's a one day only sale, faggots.

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>SECOND, THIRD AND FOURTH WAVES
SECOND, THIRD AND FOURTH WAVES
>SECOND, THIRD AND FOURTH WAVES
SECOND, THIRD AND FOURTH WAVES
>SECOND, THIRD AND FOURTH WAVES
SECOND, THIRD AND FOURTH WAVES
>SECOND, THIRD AND FOURTH WAVES
SECOND, THIRD AND FOURTH WAVES

IT'S OVER, I'M LIQUIDATING EVERYTHING ANON.

>> No.18760129

>>18760033

BUY INK STOCKS NOW!

>> No.18760131

>>18760068
He said it during the conference, just before I post it.

>> No.18760133

>my lifetime

holy shit

>> No.18760137
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18760137

Buyers market, shit won't ever be this cheap for another 100 years.

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>>18759691
Reroll

>> No.18760144

Should I get ridf of my Tesla or hold?

>> No.18760146

>>18760118
BETA JEROME HAS ENTRED THE CHAT

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>>18760118
He looks like a pink wojak irl. Also, is he trying to shill his book or some shit lmao

>> No.18760151

>>18760118
>I hope Jerome appreciates my book selection

>> No.18760155
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>>18760064
Jerome doesn't care about the markets
Jerome's job IS NOT to pump stocks

Don't look at the index numbers: the point is that our monetary policy right now is gold-plated; in a time of uncertainty, the Federal Reserve has put in place the correct policies to sustain the economic activity and the value of the dollar.

>> No.18760157

They removed all capital requirements though Jerome you lying fuck. You lowered RR to 0%

>> No.18760159

jerome's cock is hard as granite atm talking about this shit

>> No.18760165

>>18760137
last 2 years disagree

>> No.18760167

>>18760144
You know the Q1 is going to be bad if market is up 3% but Tesla only 4%

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>>18760064
BASED

SO FUCKING BASED

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>> No.18760189

>TSLA is over 800
How do I know the top of the false hope rally is soon?

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18760197

>He didn't buy
Yikes

>> No.18760199

>>18760057
That's a man.

>> No.18760204

>>18760137
We will see an insane run to s&p 4000+
This will be the top for decades.

>> No.18760217

richbros check shop chart, looks like ding ding ding

>> No.18760223

>>18759218
JEROME WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY

>> No.18760230

This decade will be more eventful than the last 6 combined

>> No.18760231
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18760231

>mfw "buying the dip" isn't meme
>bought normie blue chips yesterday and now up 4%

>> No.18760235

DO I HOLD TESLA OR WILL THE EARNINGS RAPE THEM, PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

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>>18760137
w00tage

>> No.18760248

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>> No.18760254

THE MARKET MUST GO ON

>> No.18760258

>>18760235
Pft you think any of us know what the fuck is even going on?

>> No.18760269
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18760269

I SET A LIMIT SELL OF $67 ON RTX

I KNOW I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE MAD ABOUT TAKING PROFITS BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT AM I MAD

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18760272

>>18759480
ANY SUPREME SASOL CHADS HERE?

>> No.18760273

>>18760189
>spy 240
This is the top
>spy 260
This is the top
>spy 280
This is the top
>spy 300
You are here
>spy 320
>spy 340
>spy 360

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>>18760230
it's been wild so far
remember the moment in January when people though that we were about to go to war with Iran?

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>tfw you didn't buy the dip

>> No.18760278

>>18760248
But he said the exact opposite:
>Markets are trying to price in something that is unknowable.

>> No.18760286

>>18760235
are you new to this game?
if earnings are good we go up. if earnings are bad, its priced in, and we go up.

>> No.18760296

i have 5/8 200 spy puts :(

>> No.18760297

UNLIMITED MONEY
>UNLIMITED MONEY
UNLIMITED MONEY
>UNLIMITED MONEY
UNLIMITED MONEY
>UNLIMITED MONEY

>> No.18760302

>>18760269
you played yoursef lil nigga its tough out there b stay safe stay frosty

>> No.18760303

Are we watching the same conference /biz/?

>Next quarter will be WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE'VE SEEN BEFORE.
>No longer buying securities.
>2nd, 3rd, 4th wave.
All of this board is bullish is unironically bearish.

>> No.18760305

WE'RE GOING TO 3000


WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DO IT

I'M GONNA

I'M GONNA

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

>> No.18760322
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>>18760231
Feels gud to get on the train.

>> No.18760331
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18760331

Jerome is fuckin based lmao

>> No.18760332

jpow is right..the longer you're a neet. how do you explain to interviewers why you have a few years gap in your resume?

>> No.18760334
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being a bull is a waiting game, but boy it will pay

until then, I remain hidden

>> No.18760335
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>tfw you did buy the dip

>> No.18760336

Where is this gonna go Elon

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IF YOU EVER DO GET BACK TO WHERE YOU WERE
>IF YOU EVER DO GET BACK TO WHERE YOU WERE
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IF YOU EVER DO GET BACK TO WHERE YOU WERE
>IF YOU EVER DO GET BACK TO WHERE YOU WERE

>> No.18760342

>>18760009
>Bought RTX yesterday and set stop loses for tankers last night.

Feels good man.

>> No.18760343
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>>18759982
no... just a canada

I don't recommend searching too hard, her teeth are atrocious.
Don't they have universal dental coverage in Canada?

>>18760138
>>18759714
>>18759738
>>18759729
>>18759926
MOST HATED BULL RUN OF ALL TIIIIIME!!!

>> No.18760345
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>LONGER AND DEEPER
LONGER AND DEEPER
>LONGER AND DEEPER
LONGER AND DEEPER
>LONGER AND DEEPER
LONGER AND DEEPER
>LONGER AND DEEPER
LONGER AND DEEPER

>> No.18760346

>>18760296
tfw 5/8 300 spy calls

>> No.18760350

>>18760331
we are entering based levels not thought possible

>> No.18760360

>>18760269
>selling

bro....

>> No.18760363

>>18760278
>this fundamental lack of understanding
yes, they're TRYING. the massive sell-off was an overreaction.

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>>18759573
Fuck you faggot

>> No.18760379

>>18760345
>PRICED IN
PRICED IN
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>> No.18760385
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18760385

Where were you when bears finally became extinct?

>> No.18760386

>>18760269
that's why I set my limit sell prices stupid high, just trying to cash on price spikes

>> No.18760388

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT

>> No.18760393

>>18760367
what a sad picture. We live in a clown world. RIP aborted children. At least in your death, God grants you love.

>> No.18760394

Where's that dude who put his life savings shorting spy lmao? JPow mighta fucked you there

>> No.18760399
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Who /buyingURTY/ right now??????????

>> No.18760402

>>18759218
>THESE BAGS ARE GETTING HEAVY
>PALMS ARE SWEATY
Just bought more tankers. Fuck me.

>> No.18760416

well we think that savers are fucking idiots and should be investing their money to get free money

>> No.18760417

>>18760367
all of these whores should be executed on the spot

>> No.18760418

>>18759816
Opposite world hahaha. Bulls BTFO. Except for AYTU that’s going to moon

>> No.18760421

>>18760189
I have TLSA puts at 790 that were ITM earlier today, cant decide whether to become a degenerate gambler and hold them through the earnings report or be a big boy and take it on the chin if it doesn't drop in the next half hour.

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wow that is a MUCH more dovish response than I was expecting
>low interest rates are great
banks BTFO

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>>18760385
Upwards brothers.

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18760428

Is RTX really going back to 52 week high of $90?

>> No.18760436

Bullbros what is up the most in your portfolio right now?
>RDFN
>+10%

>> No.18760438

>>18760334
We go spy 400-450 then down to 80-100 in less than a year. Screen cap

>> No.18760440

>>18760363
>TRYING
>Claims a statement regarding something that was stated to be unknowable.
You see it, don't you?

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18760443

The news that Jerome is giving, it is so horrible. he is being as big of a bear as you can fucking imagine. And the worse the news is, THE HIGHER THE MARKET GOES HOLY FUCKING KEK I LOVE THIS SHITSHOW. WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING SO MUCH, THANK YOU!

>> No.18760445
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18760445

>>18759816
This anon knows his shit

>> No.18760446

>>18760343
dental coverage is not free in Canada.

>> No.18760455

> What words to you have for savers
> 0% interest rates

gee, I wonder

>> No.18760457

>>18760363
Return to normal. Gdp dropping 40% ist normal. Leider geil.

>> No.18760460

>>18759843
When do you think we are going to moon or is this the moon?

>> No.18760461
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18760461

that answer was probably the most important 25 seconds of 2020 so far
I'm genuinely surprised, I thought that Jerome would be looking to increase rates sometime later this year or early next year

>> No.18760471

INFINITE BRED
>>18760452
>>18760452
>>18760452

>> No.18760475

>>18760137
absolute delusion. Get ready for the crash fuck you bulls

>> No.18760480

i wonder how michael burry is doing. wonder if he's about to end it same as in 2008. he must be like -80% by now.

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>>18760436
Todays Bull of the day is JJSF

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>>18760334
Pls be true ;_;

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>>18760461
which one?
I'm still watching squawk...

>>18760446
Well that explains it!
they're real bad but whatevs

>> No.18760525

>>18760481
Holy shit JJSF has some of my favorite foods. Buy

>> No.18760534

>>18760421
I'm bearish on it.
Sold 3 Tesla Credit Spreads 880/890 today.
If Tesla goes down, likely can sell them and profit $400 tomorrow. Will take the monies and play Apple.
If Tesla goes up, it has to stay up 20% through 5/1 for me to get fucked.

Feel comfy.

>> No.18760536

>>18759861
Unironically priced in BUT the sheer level of badness we'll experience will NOT have been priced in.

>> No.18760538

>>18759997
so close bobo

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>>18760436
CCL +14%
to be fair, I’m also in HTZ -20%

>> No.18760552

>>18760485
>>18760438
Listen to this

>> No.18760556

>>18760461
Any increase of rates would tank the market at least 25%.

>> No.18760571

>>18759670
Buy $8 calls, they're super cheap. If you're wrong you lose almost nothing. If it shoots back up (and I'm warning you, it WILL shoot back up) you're rich no matter what happens.

>> No.18760578

>>18760513
it was the most dovish thing that I've ever heard in my life
just look at a picture of a dove and imagine 0-25 bps central bank rates until the heat death of the universe
he's never said anything that dovish before

>> No.18760602

WHERE'S THE DIP IM TRYNA GET IN

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HOSSANAH

>> No.18760616

>>18760545
HTZ and CCL. I’m rooting for you anon, but you have some cojones

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>>18760033

He says this because it is not self-evident and he has fear.

The buying of corporate bonds is done by an SPV funded by the Treasury. Fed just provides leverage.

They may run out of money literally. If they do bonds may default causing losses to the SPV. Imagine Congress authorising more for the SPV after half trillon losses.

If I were Warren Buffett I would market sell and crash the thing. Like Soros crashed the Bank of England

>> No.18760647

https://youtu.be/NG3tWu1sCEM

Options Trading in Robinhood With Masonic Money (Stimulus Check) | WEEK 1

>> No.18760659

>>18760545
>>18760616
>CCL up so much
WHY god. Clown world

>> No.18760666

>>18760455
“If you own a house, you’re Gucci Fanucci”

>> No.18760714

>>18760556
>25%
Try 50%
This market is fragil as fuck but for now....infinite bull run.

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>>18760637
>It's not self-evident that the central bank can produce infinite fiat currency.

>> No.18760743

>>18760436
CNQ +%14.49 - Leaf oil is making huge gains today

>> No.18760753

>>18760009
>sold RTX this morning and am only holding tankers
Actually feels good. It'll drop below 67 again and I can buy back in, and tankers will do well in the next few months.

>> No.18760798

>>18760436
>SM
>+90%

>> No.18760817

XLE!!!!!!!!

>> No.18760855

>>18760753
>sold RTX
good move

>> No.18760914

>>18760753
>>18760855
Anon, I....

>> No.18761134

new
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>> No.18761274

>>18760436
>Bullbros what is up the most in your portfolio right now?

Today? SM, up 80%. Moneywise? Jnug just shot up in the last 10 minutes netting me a huge amount.

>> No.18761467

>>18760274
>when people though
*when pundits kept blaring that drumpf was gonna start WWIII
no one who understands USA's and Iran's strategic imperatives (or USA's and North Korea's for that matter) thought that America and Iran were going to a full-scale war. It was all just yellow journalism.