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>> No.18757855

>>18757832
1st for wave 2 being bullish and setting new ATHs

>> No.18757867

CRAB
R
A
B

>> No.18757871
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>> No.18757878
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MSFT bros, are we holding or selling our calls?

>> No.18757890

>just bought 1.5k MGM
>immediately goes down and i lose $20
I literally bought the top. Fuck you

>> No.18757891

cunny

>> No.18757894

>>18757855
2nd wave will be a bobo trap of epic proportions, it will put them in the grave and they'll be financially ruined to the point they wont be able to afford internet to shitpost anymore

>> No.18757897
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>>18757855
I mean theoretically it could be right? What if second wave happens and it's nowhere near as bad as we thought it was going to be?

>> No.18757900

>>18757871
maximum comfy

>> No.18757902
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18757902

You think you could own other assets, did you?
I set fire to bonds. I crushed the real esate market. Gold is garbage. Bitcoin is digital gold and thus digital garbage.
The infinite QE train is here to stay and your cash will be trash.
I have won. Get in my market or go to the poorhouse

>> No.18757911

Do I sell my ge and bud stocks I bought this morning before jpow talks?

>> No.18757916
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18757916

TELL ME HOW I CAN PROFIT OFF JEROME FED UPDATE AT 2:30

>> No.18757920
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>>18757855
Now is not the time for fear. That comes later tonight when the companies keeping the S&P afloat have to report earnings.

>> No.18757926
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>Entire world economy obliterated
>Stocks go to new all time high
*sips*

>> No.18757934
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18757934

I hold ET, DOW, TMDX and CUNNY, bros.

>> No.18757939

>>18757916
Buy calls

>> No.18757946
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>>18757902
BASED TINA POST

THERE

IS

NO

ALTERNATIVE

NEW PARADIGM LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18757949
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>>18757890
Why?

>> No.18757952
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18757952

NEM blease stob

>> No.18757956
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18757956

Thanks for the reentry on tankers, idiots

>> No.18757964

Well this UAVS thing is still climbing, in the short term at least. I think those of us that just bought are gonna get fucked at EOD unless that supposed Amazon partnership is announced.

>> No.18757968

>>18757920
FB and MSFT are reporting tonight, gonna be a another green dildo tomorrow.

>> No.18757969

>>18757890
yeah it'll probably never come back up ever

>> No.18757970

>>18757902
>I set fire to bonds.
no he didnt, in fact, he was buying bond market with QE money

>> No.18757974

is ZM going to get halted?

>> No.18757981

>>18757916
buy walmart

>> No.18757979

>>18757956
why is he attacking apu? apu doesn't deserve that

>> No.18757982
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What's it gonna be?

>> No.18757987

>>18757939
in what?

>> No.18757988
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18757988

>holding my sqqq bags because I don't want to lose $150
>keeps going down and I lose even more money

someone shoot me

>> No.18757996

Is GSK a good buy for a long hold?

>> No.18757997
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18757997

BULLISH

>> No.18758005

MONEY, I WANT MONEY. GIVE ME MONEY
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

THINGS I NEED MONEY FOR:

HOUSE + 10 ACRES
NFA M-16 LOWER
NEW TRUCK

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

>> No.18758012

>>18757756

And yet, the market is mooning and didn't drop lower than it's previous lows.

>> No.18758019

>>18757964
Not even gonna bother, i'm late to the game, even if it isn't complete pump and dump bullshit. News will probably get sold hard.

>> No.18758023

>>18757988
do you even know how SQQQ works dude?

i hope you're not that retard who bought in at $21 last month

>> No.18758024

>>18757982
>unprecedented
Isn't the only thing left the forbidden technique?

>> No.18758051

>>18757890
Bagholder for the next 3 years spotted.

>> No.18758053

>>18757988
if I offered to buy them for 10% above whatever they're at right now would you sell?

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>>18757926
keep up the good work

>> No.18758057

Tell me right now why I shouldn't dump all the money I have into oil

>> No.18758060

>he bought the top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7ndjhhps

>> No.18758067

>>18757902
Powell, sorry for not trusting you at first. I will join your cult right now and buying the top. Hopefully you accept my apology.

For showing you my full trust, I have opened a TESLA Long Call x20 right now. Let's share powers and make america great again!

Thank you.!!!!!!11

>> No.18758068

>>18757970
>T bonds pay near zero rate
>not fucking worthless trash
>companies cant pay coupons, not garbage
>Fed buys anyway
>"Bond market healthy"

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>>18757949
>>18757952
>>18757956
>>18757974
>>18757979
>>18757981
>>18757987
>>18758005
>>18758012
>>18758023
>>18758024

look, almost every ID is green
we are going up further

>> No.18758071
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18758071

>mfw swing trading UAVS has erased all of my losses from holding 4/17 SPY puts to 0
this market brehs

>> No.18758081
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WHO SASOL HERE?

>> No.18758098
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It's STILL mooning! Any other SM chads here?

>> No.18758099
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>>18758023
>i hope you're not that retard who bought in at $21 last month

>> No.18758102

>>18758081
I took profits at like noon, I had 100 in my Roth. If you were the guy who shilled it a while ago, thanks.

>> No.18758108

>Priced in is the new "have sex"

>> No.18758114

i am going to fucking kill myself i have had it with this market

>> No.18758117
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>>18758068
whole fucking econ is not healthy for multiple Qs but that doesnt bother me or Jerome

>> No.18758128

>down 20% on my tanker stocks
kill me

>> No.18758139

>>18758114
see you tomorrow

>> No.18758145

>>18757832
nice pits

>>18758070
wow that ribbon girl is cute

>> No.18758151

DHT on sale.

>> No.18758153

Bros this is not funny anymore. I'm unironically financially ruined.

>> No.18758155
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18758155

>ctrl f
>TVIX
>0 results

BTFO

>> No.18758167
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>>18758102
>>18758081
I gotta thank all the oil shills as well.

>> No.18758181

>>18758153
You can recover easily. Do it like me. Losing 70% of my stack and now recovering with TESLA in one day. JOIN POWELL NOW

>> No.18758184

shorted the top
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeXatquVqAc

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>> No.18758194

>>18758155
UVXY and VIIX are better instruments than TVIX

>> No.18758196

What are the investors actually expecting from FED? In early stages of the crisis lowering interest always induced a small jump and almost instant dump.

>> No.18758198

>>18758108
haha ok this is based

>> No.18758204

it's always kind of humorous to me when people say they're going to commit suicide when the new reality they're facing is better than what i face every fucking day
what a bunch of fucking pussies

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18758209

>tankers going back up

>> No.18758215

>>18758114
Don't. Come September it will be a proper apocalypse. Fed unironically fucked the market in long therm with their retarded QE.

>> No.18758228
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18758228

What the HECKIES

>> No.18758233
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18758233

I love cunny AND milkers bros.

But I don’t respect shills, bears, or reddirters.

>> No.18758236
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All time highs within 2 weeks. Sorry bears its over.

>> No.18758238

>>18758209
tankers have been a long game the whole time
why the fuck would you sell because of a short term fluctuation

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>>18758108
it makes sense: it's said by the same people to the same people and is just as accurate

>> No.18758254

1. Market is rigged
2. The federal reserve is out of control
3. Trump is forcing traders to buy the market for political reasons
4. The market does not really understand the facts of Covid


Which one is your particular brand of cope?

>> No.18758258

>>18758233
off yourself phoneposting scum

>> No.18758259

>>18758215
>Implying it wasn't fucked before
But this just shows, central banks can overcome any issue. We will bull forever now. No need to be scared anymore.

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>>18757832
>fed surprise announcement is that the money printer broke and china wont sell us a new one

>> No.18758263

>>18758196
He won't say anything of note. He's just gonna talk about how much he loves QE and that'll be enough to get us past $3k again

>> No.18758272
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18758272

Holy Shit. I got into boomer stock HOG. It's beautiful right now.

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>> No.18758279

>>18758254

>1
>IWWISBTP

>> No.18758281

>>18757878
Sell them.

>> No.18758282

>>18758254
If you think the Fed is out of control now, just wait until the announcement today. Jerome's going to start buying up credit card debt, auto loans, and strip clubs.

>> No.18758290

GILEAD

>> No.18758305

is cramer dead

>> No.18758307

>>18758051
You suspect a recession or a depression?

>> No.18758306

>>18758108
Have SPX

>> No.18758311
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>>18758272
I wish I had HOG, its mooned like 20% yesterday

>> No.18758313
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18758313

FED ANNOUNCES RECOVERY AT 2PM
BOBOS????

>> No.18758314

>>18757843
Salty bitch

>> No.18758320

>>18758282
I'll put you down as a #2

>> No.18758324

>>18758108
have sex

>> No.18758332
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18758332

>>18758024
They won't... they CAN'T
>>18758311
you have EAT tho rite?

>> No.18758336

>>18757832
What do you guys think about HAL?

>> No.18758341

>>18758209
Where? FMO is down 14% and NAT is down 11% still. FMO is literally at the low of the day right now.

>> No.18758342

>>18758254
4. is a fact

My puts will go to zero, but this is still a bulltrap. If we go back to ATH there will never be a bear market ever again.

I usually only trade Bitcoin and I made the mistake of thinking that in stocks fundamentals actually mattered. I saw a bear market rally comming, but not to this extend.

This market is even more gay than Bitcoin. Fuck your boomer stocks. Going back to crypto.

>> No.18758343

>>18757890
Just wait friend. Governor has announcement tomorrow about opening up Vegas and I expect MGM earnings to not be so bad.

>> No.18758346

>>18758259
No we will not. They used everything they had too early. Should have let the markets crash and burn until July and then start lowering the rates and QE. Now they are out of ammo when second wave comes.

>> No.18758348

>>18757832
> CLR $10p 5/1
> DAL $17p 5/1
> MSFT $200c 5/15

I'm down 61%

This isn't fun anymore bros

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>>18758155
It would be down at least a bit if the gilead trial didnt prove it could actually target the virus infected cells

>> No.18758370

I can finally break even if I sell my JNUG right now after bagholding for like a month

Should I hold or sell?

>> No.18758373
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>>18757934
You are a true gentleman and a scholar

>> No.18758372

>>18758282
Credit card debt? So i should max out my credit card?

>> No.18758377
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>>18758254
5. Q predicted this
6. Jews are targeting me and if I sell my shorts they’ll dump it

>>18758305
Huh?
Nice ID tho

>> No.18758380

>>18758332
Why not?

>> No.18758381
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18758381

>fed removes the sell button

>> No.18758383

>>18758332
No I should have bought that and CAKE

>> No.18758394

>>18758307
The only thing Im expecting is that we'll continue to go up for the next month and a half and then drop. for the rest of the year.

>>18758341
Sorry, FRO, not FMO

>> No.18758398

>>18758099
haha i love /biz/

>> No.18758400

>>18758370
SELL WE ARE GOING DOWN

>> No.18758415

>>18758370
Sell its a leveraged stock

Did you notice it got a reverse split last week?

>> No.18758416
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>>18758311
It's not going down any time soon. Bears keep dieing on it.

>> No.18758429

>>18758342
It's you who doesn't understand Corona if you think it's anymore than 3X deadlier than the flu, which doesn't even come close to justifying a lockdown, especially considering lockdown doesn't seem to have a big effect if we use sweden as a comparison.

>> No.18758435

Look into NSANY (Nissan), with TN opening back up, this is gonna jump soon.

>> No.18758437

anybody else just see something strange on MGM calls?

>> No.18758444
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>>18758383
You got SYY and V, you must be hitting ATH’s every day. Unless you never trimmed your position in Green Bean?

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>fed annoucement
>jerome and many politicians there
>announcement that we are entering a depression worse than 1929
>feed cuts immediately

What do you do?

>> No.18758446
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Rates not moving "until economy is back on track"

Will continue to purchase treasuries and mortgages

>> No.18758450

Jerome announces the 'reduction of QE measures.'
ACK ACK.

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18758454

>Breaking - Fed leaves rates unchanged

>> No.18758459

>>18758447
buy more

>> No.18758461

>>18758181
I'll rather be dead in a ditch than buy

>> No.18758465

money printer never stops

>> No.18758468

HAHAHAHHAHA.

I LOVE FED

>> No.18758471

>>18758370
Im in the same position. Although I'm up 70% on it right now, I got rid of 30% of my holding in it on Mon and am wondering when should I dump the rest. The only thing that's actually making me think twice about dumping it is that Gold seems to be forming a new, very strong base around 1710-1720, from which it could moon off of. Everything is so wacky now though, that Im just not sure.

>> No.18758472

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18758473

>Russell up 5%

We are all gonna make it bros

>> No.18758475

>>18758380
negative rates at this point would be a terrifying signal, I unironical think it'd be bad for equities in the near term
>>18758383
awww :(
water you lookin at now, everything looks overbought to me but we continue to get bull singal

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>> No.18758481

>>18758429
You are coping

>> No.18758482

>>18758447
sounds bullish

>> No.18758484

>>18758454
thats actualyl bearish

>> No.18758487

>>18758394
There was already one firm claiming we've already entered a recession. I went in hard today so...

>> No.18758488
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>>18757982
Interest rates set to -0.25%

>> No.18758489

Fed saying they'll continue current measures until everything is fixed (indefinitely).

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SELL THE NEWS JEROME

>> No.18758498

"The Federal Reserve will not stop until the DOW hits 500,000 and every /biz/ member has a lambo (except for bears, fuck those faggots)"

holy shit, thank you based Powell

>> No.18758500

>>18758429
I want to buy Direxion Daily 3x Leveraged Coronavirus BEAR shares

PNIC and JPNC

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18758499

BULLBROS???

>> No.18758511

What the fuck were they expecting?
More free money? Holy fuck the market is retarded

>> No.18758510

>>18758332
I want to know what deck this is from. I want a new alt tarot deck but most have gay designs

>> No.18758516

UAVS RIP

>> No.18758521
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18758521

FEDERAL RESERVE MEETING AT 2:30 ET
https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm

FEDERAL RESERVE MEETING AT 2:30 ET
https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm

FEDERAL RESERVE MEETING AT 2:30 ET
https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm

FEDERAL RESERVE MEETING AT 2:30 ET
https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm

FEDERAL RESERVE MEETING AT 2:30 ET
https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm

>> No.18758522

>>18758450
Bearish

>> No.18758529

>>18758446
>>Will continue to purchase treasuries and mortgages
kinda based

>> No.18758548
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18758548

>Fed commits to near-zero rates as US economy sees 'sharp declines'
What does this mean

>> No.18758552

galt up 22%

>> No.18758553
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18758553

I sold
I'm not letting my insane gains today get raped tomorrow

>> No.18758564

>>18758479
wew thank god no neggy rate
>>18758510
Thoth deck

>> No.18758566
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WTF IS HAPPENING TO MY KOHLS

>> No.18758567

>>18757902
Jerome here again. I am back.
The next on my list of other assets to destroy are cash and gold. I just don't know where to start first.
I am absolutely giddy at the possibilities.

>> No.18758570

>>18758548
is that a man?

>> No.18758572

>>18758475
All of this should already be terrifying anon. It's why I pulled out and went cash for now to see where to drop it.

>> No.18758574
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18758574

Does anybody know if the going rate is still $200 to throat fuck a Goldman Sachs VP's daughter?

>> No.18758576

>>18758400
>>18758415
I’m a march newfag who bought leveraged shit before I knew how it worked, and once I did I was already down a bunch. I was just holding in the hope it would moon randomly on a big green day like today. I saw the reverse split and had to go bitch at td ameritrade to get my fee back too.

I sold, just needed the push to get rid of that bag

>> No.18758578

>>18758548
why is her right tit sagging so much more, is that a man

>> No.18758584

>FED balance sheet at $6.5T
wew lads

>> No.18758585
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18758585

UAVS $100 EOY

>> No.18758589

>>18758548
It means six more weeks of JUST

>> No.18758592

GILD giving me a heart attack . Want out but WHEN

>> No.18758594

>>18758548
mommy

>> No.18758597

>>18758488
If that happens, even with all the pumping they've done to stocks, it's basically admitting defeat. Wonder how many dumped on retail investors and civilians outraged by the free money these companies got all while being the one's screwed over will join an uprising.

>> No.18758598

>>18758498
Anyone not trusting in Trump will be slaughtered.

>> No.18758610

Ok fuck this shit market. Sold all my puts and went full bull. Now I am down another 2% since i have bought in...Life is rigged sometimes

>> No.18758614

>>18758348
Why the fuck are you holding options less than a week from expiry retard

If you aren't day trading them don't even touch that shit

>> No.18758616

>>18758444
I dont like Ive been in FDP since last August, but my best stocks have been JACK hands down. Its a daily moon
>>18758475
Im not buying today but Im trying to stack Unilever

>> No.18758621

>>18758578
that is how big boobs normally work

>> No.18758625

>>18758566
Stacy is cashing in all her kohls cash.

>> No.18758627
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>> No.18758631

>>18758610
You had a month

>> No.18758632
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UAVS MOONING
>UAVS MOONING
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>UAVS MOONING
UAVS MOONING
>UAVS MOONING

>> No.18758633
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18758633

>continue ze doomp

>> No.18758634
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>>18758548

>> No.18758638

OAS chads WW@?

>> No.18758642
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>>18758610
James get off biz i told u not to sell

>> No.18758650

>>18758332
>wealth is the sephirot
Pretty fucking deep.

>> No.18758656

>>18758570
It's Karen

>> No.18758657

>>18758567
Just keep doing what you are doing old buddy

>> No.18758682

>>18758553
please give the sauce lad

>> No.18758685
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>>18758576
how does it feel now? I advise you to never look back on that garbage, dont break your balls

>> No.18758690

>>18758632
doing the opposite actually, it already peaked this afternoon, you're just creating bagholders now

>> No.18758692
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>HOG
>RIG
>FANG
What are some other boomer symbols?

>> No.18758693

>>18758574
Dunno but Asian chicks are getting shorted right now since they were over valued as fuck before the Chink virus. Men have learned the hard way to never to outsource pussy, fry the rice and you will pay the price.

>> No.18758708

>>18758692
AMZN
AAPL
FB
NFLX
GOOG

>> No.18758711

all my tanker stocks are dumping lmao should i just sell them or wait till monday

>> No.18758720

>>18758708
I said boomer not zoomer

>> No.18758727

>>18758481
Thankfully all this money Im making is helping with the "coping".

>> No.18758733

How the fuck is exxon still going up

>> No.18758734

>>18758720
You don't know anything about what boomers invest in then.

>> No.18758736
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>>18758711
don't be a dummy

>> No.18758742

I am financially ruined.

>> No.18758751
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>gold going down
WE'RE SAVED!!!

>> No.18758753

>>18758682
Sucks when reverse image search fails.

>> No.18758755

>>18758733
t 0 IQ

>> No.18758757

>>18758734
you don't understand my post then

>> No.18758762

>>18758711
I bailed the moment I saw the storage expansion.

>> No.18758765
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18758765

who /CCL/?

>> No.18758771

Please sirs, should I buy GSK?

>> No.18758788

HALLIBURTON CHADS WHERE YOU AT?

>> No.18758792

>>18758757
no, he's right
the only thing my boomer parents invest in is meme tech stocks

>> No.18758805
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>buy options
>immediately start losing money

>> No.18758809

Just a little correction before hitting new ATH.

>> No.18758812

Time to buy calls on AMD?

>> No.18758819

>>18758771
buy some rum, it's a sure way to get 40% in less than an hour

>> No.18758822

>>18758788
My hands got too weak, sold earlier, but I wanna get back in soon

>> No.18758843

OOOOOOOOOOO OIL PUMP

>> No.18758844

>>18758805
You bought something with a 20% spread, didn't you?

>> No.18758854

>>18758805
You have to buy options at the right time. Is shit mooning? Buy a put. Is shit crashing? Buy a call. Panic buying options is an easy path to suicide

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>>18758819
>Type RUM into stock ticker for a laugh
>This company pops up
What a grim fucking chart.

>> No.18758874
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>>18758552
>galt

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>>18758576
Good. This was a relatively cheap expensive mistake for the lesson.

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18758899

TOT CVX PSX COP FANG EDP ENB chads ww@

>> No.18758903

>>18758685
Feels good man, I was tired of seeing red shit in my portfolio when everything else was big green

>> No.18758904

>>18758868
can only go up from here

>> No.18758905

>>18757946
Why you keep posting this ugly face

>> No.18758912

just bought x10 AAL $12.50 puts expiring may 1, it's gonna go down soon right?

>> No.18758915

NAK is actually giving me a god damn aneurysm. At least HL saved me.

>> No.18758920

I DID IT! I HELD MYSELF FROM FOMOING IN AND GOT IN AT THE LOWS OF THE DAY LETS GO BABY

>> No.18758923

>>18758868
seems like that stock wasn't ready to... rumble

>> No.18758927
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18758927

Alright lets do this

>> No.18758933

>>18758920
uhoh...

>> No.18758934

>>18758682
>>18758753
Why not, open up.
https://nhentai.net/g/232291/88/

>>18758812
Hopefully the little amd bubble pops and it takes a big dive like I've been hoping.

>> No.18758935

>>18758920
... the lows of the day were 4 hours ago

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18758944

Kept you waiting, huh?

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SHOOT ON SIGHT, DON'T LEAVE ONE BEAR ALIVE NO MERCY

>> No.18758962
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18758962

So what was the Fed announcement they just gave? I missed it, shit lasted like a few seconds only and stocks haven't moved really much at all.

>> No.18758965

>>18758927
You better not bitch. Not in MY market.

>> No.18758967

Should I buy FRO?

>> No.18758971

>>18758927
>tfw puts on DAX, S&P and TSLA
I don't feel so good bros

>> No.18758981

Ah a classic inverted funnel pattern, the is an ill omen...

>> No.18758988

>>18758971
>he put on TSLA

Yikes.

>> No.18758992

>>18758962
no forward outlook on econ, rates at 0.25 till jobs arent back (so def not soon)

>> No.18758993

>>18758962
No news. Staying the course. 0% rates until this shit is fixed. Buy calls now.

>> No.18758994

>>18758962
https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm

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>>18758899
>EPD
While everyone was talking about oil tankers, no one was looking at oil pipe
Also, I told you about PAA bro

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>tfw fell for the tanker meme

>> No.18758999

>>18758971
he chose the most painful way to suicide

>> No.18759004

>>18758788
>>18758822
digits confirm that we're going to CHAD this market

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>>18758765
I have jacked off so many times to CCL dildos

>> No.18759016

where my foxbusiness bros at?

for any of those needing a newsfu fap, cheryl casone looks like julia ann

>> No.18759021

>>18758934
That was mighty kind of you anon. Thank you.

>> No.18759029

>>18758446
I refied my mortgages, shits low af, gonna save me a killing

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>>18758988
>>18758999
I'll die honorabu, at least.
Also nice dubs brehs

>> No.18759047

>>18758998
just hold, faggot. this is a multi-month swing trade

>> No.18759052

>>18758736
looks risky like the other anon said about the new oil storage facility i think it'll moon then dump dunno

>> No.18759056

FUCK elongated muskrat

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>>18758992
>>18758993
>>18758994
So literally fucking nothing. Why did they even make an announcement then, hard to even tell if that is bullish or bearish or a total nothingburger.

>> No.18759064

>>18758935
the lows of the day were on march 18, jesus christ people on here are stupid

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>>18759064
the lows of the day were in 1929 branlet

>> No.18759088

>>18759064
>lows of the DAY
>another day a month ago
point and laugh

>> No.18759094

>>18759061
>Why did they even make an announcement then
bcs they have to update, check and give forward guidance lol. even if only happening in USA is JPOW cooming on buy button today they still need to do release

>> No.18759098

Where’s divvy bro at with his recommendations?
I am curious what to add to the portfolio, preferably companies that do not just cut them sweet dividends at the first sign of trouble

>> No.18759100

>>18759015
You could almost buy 1 Bitcoin with that

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>>18758499
what that?

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18759103

$8 when?

>> No.18759109

>>18759061
Bullish probably.

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TXMD boys where u at !!!

>> No.18759116

>>18759061
it's the FOMC meeting, they do an announcement like this every 1-2 months

>> No.18759119

>>18759103
soon, GEchads are biding our time

>> No.18759121

>>18759098
I wish I bought IBM during its lowest. Those are some sweet divvies for 90 dollars

>> No.18759125

>>18759087
please give me a precise timestamp so I could time wrap and buy the lows, I dont want to buy higher than that

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>>18759098
looking for this?

>> No.18759138

>>18759103
$5 when?

>> No.18759150

>>18759129
Yesss, Thanks fren!

>> No.18759152

>>18759103
>terrible earnings
>MAX is cancelled
>literally announced that next quarter will be bad too
Bullish, $50 EOM

>> No.18759155

What the hell are tankers doing today? Why are oil companies pumping while tankers are dumping?

>> No.18759158

the real question is where the fuck euro thinks its going

>> No.18759159

>>18759138
next week honestly

>> No.18759168

>>18759155
oil goes up, they don't have to pay tanker storage and just sell it, something like that

>> No.18759171

Anyone else holding CNST?

>> No.18759177

Who else is BIG BRAIN deep into ET?

Also snatching up these cheap tanker calls

>> No.18759180

bought aal at 10.28 monday and earnings is tomorrow before market how much is this going to dump

>> No.18759182

>17962 on Denigro waitlist
It’s all over bros

>> No.18759190

jerome is on

>> No.18759193

go up you stupid bitch

>> No.18759197

>>18759152
Good, they priced in Q2 for us.

>> No.18759198

>jerome livestreams his suicide
based

>> No.18759201
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Everyone here seems sad despite the fact that we're on the road to economic recovery. Return to normal next month, is the vacation not enough?

>> No.18759217

>>18757891
based

>> No.18759228

>>18759201
only bobos are sad

>> No.18759229

JEROME BRED
>>18759218
JEROME BRED
>>18759218
JEROME BRED
>>18759218
JEROME BRED
>>18759218

>> No.18759231

>>18759201
it's just stupid bears

most people are happy about a recovery

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HERE WE GO BOYS OUR SAVIOR JEROME IS SPEAKING

>> No.18759234

>>18759201
We're all bears here actually. Some of us just larp as bulls occasionally for ironic purposes.

>> No.18759235

>just sitting here watching everyone get rich
>while I’m stuck on trading212 CFDs because I’m a froggy

>> No.18759236

>>18759201
>Return to normal next month
I'm jelous of your optimism, but I know damn well even if we did open up, boomers and other consoomers would be hiding in their home until we get a vaccine or therapies.

>> No.18759255

>>18759190
Nobody cares

>> No.18759260

>>18759201
Road to the worst economical crisis in human history when the two-fold free money overleverage bubble that's been building since 2008 pops.

>> No.18759265

>>18759103
No time soon, I work there, 7.50 will be the highest you'll see for a long time.

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18759269

Why are you not ALL IN on GALT? The Phase 3 trial has been posted and is set up very favorably. The PR has not been released to the public so the true run up hasn't even started.

Get the fuck in.

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>>18759235
anglo here, also stuck with trading212

>> No.18759283

>>18759177
300IQ EPD partner here

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>I'm not down on my initial investment anymore!

>> No.18759315

>>18759269
because i’m all in on UAVS

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>KRA

>> No.18759351

WHAT IS A GOOD STOCK TO BUY FOR THIS FOMC NEWS

>> No.18759377
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shout out JJSF

>> No.18759379

>FOMC is a nothingburger

stocks crab

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gib cute franco-jew reporter gf plz

>> No.18759409

>>18759315
How likely is that to be real

>> No.18759418

>>18759201
>unemployment 2 times higher than the great depression
>normal
lmao

>> No.18759428

>>18758372
They won't pay it back just own the debt.

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>>18759260
The 2008 bubble was the same as the bubble in 2001 and the same as the one in the 1990s, face it we never fix the fucking problems with the economy. All we do is add more leverage so stop being a total pussy and get in the game man. It's a game called "kick the can" and me and old'Cornflake Jack have been playing since before you kids were ever born. If you ever utter such a load of malarky again I'll punch your mother in the mouth.

>> No.18759456

>>18759315
RIP you will be remembered

>> No.18759466

>>18759418
Unemployment numbers gonna be real bad tomorrow. Do I sell right now?

>> No.18759468

>>18759418
Are niggers part of the economy?

>> No.18759492

>>18758934
based, ty

>> No.18759516

>>18759409
as close to 0% as it can be without it being actually 0%

>> No.18759530
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>Pushing lending to an unprecedented extent and aggressive levels
>Will use tools to force the economy back to robust levels
>Rates to remain at 0%
>Continuing to purchase bonds and securities
>No asset purchases today but monitoring economy for further action, aggressive action if robust recovery is not seen naturally

>> No.18759543

>>18759466
When has the market ever dropped because of unemployment, we hit 300 tomorrow

>> No.18759570

>>18759530
Nothing about this economy is "free" or "natural" so get over it fag. We can pump ourselves into space and pass the debt to future generations as long as people keep having kids.

>> No.18759583

>>18759466
likely won't be as bad as expected because of PPP

>> No.18759585

>>18759468
unfortunately yes

>> No.18759589

>>18759530
did you take a picture of someone else's tv through their window

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>>18759589
>me watching JPow

>> No.18759701

>>18759468
Who do you think consooms all the fresh kicks?

>> No.18759726

>>18759530
Sounds kinda bullish.

>> No.18759753

>>18759454
>>18759260
you guys really need to stop drinking the schiff kool-aid
the 10 year debt/business cycle is a good thing and is built in to our economy
L2MMT

>> No.18759788

>>18759236
Nah, that will be from progressives who are convinced this is air borne aids and the orange man wants them to die.

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>>18759676
>>18759589

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>>18758788
Got cold feet earlier

>> No.18760491

>>18759853
>>18758788
Sold out before the initial opec meeting and am kicking myself for it. But at least I have TOT, OKE, and RDS.B

>> No.18760553

Any opinion if tankers continue crashing tomorrow. Want to pull a trigger on STNG

>> No.18761003

>>18760553
Buy calls nigger. That's literally what they're for.