/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.18752033]

uhhhh ohhhhhhhhh edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

>>18750694

[Anonymous No.18752055]

>>18752033
Less GDP is bullish

[Anonymous No.18752059]

BOBO ARE YOU OK

[Anon No.18752062]

Nigger

[Anonymous No.18752063]

>WE HAVE A CURE

>OH WAIT THAT'S NOT WHY THE ECONOMY IS CRASHING ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.18752064]

>just blew my entire unemployment check on DHT

Its a bizarre kind of feel

[Anonymous No.18752065]

>>18752033
I only love cunny, bros.

[Anonymous No.18752068]

>GDP contracts by more than anyone expected
>stonks are big green
fucking clown show

[Anonymous No.18752069]

>>18752033
I FUCKING TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO PRINT MONEY TODAY WITH SPY CALS YOU BOBO QUEER FAGGOTS HAHAHAHHAA SUCK IT!!!! DIDNT GET GREEDY THIS TIME, SOLD ALL MY POSITIONS

[Anonymous No.18752071]

ALL IN CVE LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18752073]

>people are buying BA again
fucking lel

[Anonymous No.18752078]

absolute
peak
delusion

[Anonymous No.18752077]

>shrank -4.8%
So the GDP went up 4.8%? Do any of these niggers know how math works?

[Anonymous No.18752080]

>Bobo posting in the OP
this desperate

[Anonymous No.18752079]

Lovely pump. Put my lowball buy order for our regularly scheduled mid-day dump

[There Will Be Blood No.18752081]

TVIX bro are you OK?

[Anonymous No.18752084]

Everything is UP boys
How are your gains so far?

[Anonymous No.18752087]

SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO NOW?

[Anonymous No.18752092]

Thoughts on LMT? a good price to go in or wait for a larger decline?

[Anonymous No.18752093]

>>18752033
today will end red unless powell steps in

[Anonymous No.18752094]

imagine unironically being a bear

[Anonymous No.18752095]

>>18752069
FUCK OFF ITS GOING TO CRASH ANY MINUTE

[Anonymous No.18752096]

>>18752033
She should change her name to Heather Short

[Anonymous No.18752104]

>tfw panic sold thinking it was the peak
A-at least I still have some stocks left and didn't lose anything, right?

[Anon No.18752106]

>>18752081
I’ve got just enough money left to buy a short rope and a wobbly stool.

[Anonymous No.18752107]

>>18752064
>DHT
this is whats making me bald.

[Anonymous No.18752110]

Orbit achieved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo

[Anonymous No.18752113]

Cool...those 10/16 $8 USO calls are now showing as 1c on RH now after the R/S. Really awesome

[Anonymous No.18752114]

>>18752064
why the fuck would you be so retarded? lmao

[There Will Be Blood No.18752115]

>>18752081
Apologize guise!

[None !VOOMeRN0zI No.18752116]

>>18752096

[Anonymous No.18752125]

>>18752071
leaf bro! i been in since 3.67. Gonna be making bankkkk

[Anonymous No.18752130]

>>18752096
Underrated

[Anonymous No.18752132]

Ford reports $2billion loss for first quarter, expects even worse for second quarter. This stock is a dog. Should have bought webistics

[Anonymous No.18752137]

WHAT SHOULD I BUY TODAY ON THE DIP TO GET RICH I HAVE 200 DOLLARS

[Anonymous No.18752140]

>>18752132
is it time to buy ford now?

[Anonymous No.18752141]

>went 50k on tankers yesterday

[Anonymous No.18752142]

>>18752093
that's a woman

[Anonymous No.18752143]

why is that piece of shit intel up?

[Anonymous No.18752146]

This is my first contract, I just grabbed 1 to see what happens, but this looks weird. Is this a bug in robinhood?

[Anonymous No.18752153]

Look at zoom.
That's going to happen to everything soon.

[Anonymous No.18752156]

Whew, someone was straight up giving away SPY 500 12/22 calls this morning.

[Anonymous No.18752157]

>>18752140
I just bought $5 strike puts on it....it's gotta tank a bit I think

[Anonymous No.18752160]

>>18752093
my watchlist is a sea of green friend

[Anonymous No.18752162]

>>18752125
Saxo’s Jewish fucking 15 minute delay fucked me so the stocks were like 5 cent more than I should’ve paid for them.
Fucking hell. At least they’re already up £4

[Anonymous No.18752163]

>>18752064
welcome to the world of tanker stocks. Its a roller coaster

[Anonymous No.18752164]

>>18752141
stop being a pussy and hold until earnings start coming out

[Anonymous No.18752166]

>>18752033
Guys, I’ve forgotten what stocks going down feels like

[Anonymous No.18752165]

>>18752104
Why do you retards always buy and sell in the first 30 minutes of the day?

[Anonymous No.18752168]

AAAAAA FUCK YOU CLOUDFLARE DRAGGING MY PORTFOLIO GAINS DOWN

[Anonymous No.18752171]

>>18752065
based cunnybro

[Anonymous No.18752173]

>>18751892
>>18752036
In Russia you just fill in the form W-8BEN and pay 13% instead of 30% (10% to US and 3% to Russia). I'm surprised Canadians are more cucked than we are.

[Anonymous No.18752177]

>>18752033
Guys...No clue how to trade anymore. The jew tricks are getting too good.

[Anonymous No.18752187]

I honestly don't get why the market gets such a hard on for GILD fake ass cure.

[Anonymous No.18752190]

jesus fuck this QQQ pump

[Anonymous No.18752192]

>>18752069
>5 figure account
bruh

[Anonymous No.18752196]

My only question during this rally....WHY THE FUCK IS STEEL DOWN RIGHT NOW?! WHAT HAPPENED TO TX?!

[Anonymous No.18752199]

CUNNY FUTURES PUMPING

[Anonymous No.18752201]

>>18752068
Remdesivir pump

[Anonymous No.18752204]

>>18752137
ANSWER MEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18752206]

Okay fine I am not selling my Spxs until its Zero dollars and I will just write off all my losses on my taxes. Idgaf anymore ..

In FACT when i do file my taxes I will just quit my job and get a job being paid under the table and tell the irs I dont have any money ...


2 can play that game Fed

[Anonymous No.18752208]

>>18752177
Short term event driven has been my go to these past few weeks. I missed AYTU though. Sad about that one

[Anonymous No.18752213]

>>18752096
Heather Harmon, she swallows big red cocks

[Anonymous No.18752216]

>>18752140
It's dropping right now. I'm gonna buy if gets down to ~$5.

[Anonymous No.18752218]

imagine being such a fag you dont buy more tanker stocks at a discount right now

[Anonymous No.18752219]

>>18752064
Thinking of buying more on the bottom today. Don't know if this is big or small think...

[Anonymous No.18752221]

money go brrrrrr h

[Anonymous No.18752222]

>>18752173
The IRS takes 15% off the top. It’s a form of capital control

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18752223]

>>18752106
another one bites the dust

[Anonymous No.18752227]

>>18752146
no it underwent a reverse split and now you're fucked

[Anonymous No.18752235]

>>18751909
>>18751838

[Anonymous No.18752236]

>>18752137
1 share of TVIX

[Anonymous No.18752239]

Tanker bros, don't despair. Look at what NAT did on March 30th. It dipped hard, then regained. It took almost 20 days to regain that, but it did and then more.

[Anonymous No.18752241]

>>18752173
There is nothing more cucked than Canada. Every single level of the entire country lives only to fuck with the normal citizens. Only celebrities (especially foreign ones) get helped in any way by this shithold of a 3rd world country.

[Anonymous No.18752242]

>>18752033
>Q1: -4.8%
>Q2: -35%
>companies reporting shitty or negative eps
>country still closed with only vague hurr per state opening up guidlines in the works
>small business suffering or outright shuttering by now
B V L L I S H

[Anonymous No.18752243]

>>18752114
I'm a bizraeli

[Anonymous No.18752248]

>forgot to fill a leg for my iron condor on google
>down $300 today
JUST

[Anonymous No.18752250]

>>18752033
ECONOMIC DATA WORSE THAN EXPECTED

Dow goes up 1.75%

Retarded market

[Anonymous No.18752259]

>>18752081
That kid who was posting 50 posts per thread is retarded. I can't wait until the ban is lifted so all these wagies go back to work.

[Anonymous No.18752260]

All in on ETH, how are things lookin boys?

[Anonymous No.18752267]

>>18752250
Markets take a while to react to bad news to give time for big investors to dump their bags.

[Anonymous No.18752268]

Feeling pretty comfy as a GILD shareholder right now ngl

[Anonymous No.18752273]

BOBOS ARE YOU OK

NO SERIOUSLY?

DID YOU REALLY THINK IT WAS A BULLTRAP?

AHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18752274]

>>18752239
Just sit tight till earnings. Guidance gonna be lit. There is no analyst coverage of the sector so it’s just retail playing now

[Anonymous No.18752280]

>>18752242
>>18752250
They have used a well timed fake report news by GILD to forget about real economics.

[Anonymous No.18752281]

>>18752250
Worse than who expected? Why do they get to set the parameter for "whats expected"?

[Anonymous No.18752282]

>>18752218
No shit. Imagine being this fucking nervous all the time.

[Anonymous No.18752283]

>>18752242
Negative EPS is OK, if it's not so negative that they won't be able to survive about 6 months (or however long it takes them to restart operations at full capacity + 3 months) it's literally bullish (that's what "priced in" means). If it's worse than that it's neutral to bearish, if it's much worse it's very bearish.

[Anonymous No.18752284]

>>18752273
get a life

[Anonymous No.18752287]

>>18752222
based quads.

[Anonymous No.18752288]

>>18752267
this is the dumbest thing ive ever heard, institutions get the news long before us cattle do

[Anonymous No.18752290]

Sold my GD in bed earnings and of course it goes up

[Anonymous No.18752293]

>>>>>UAL UP 10% 2 days in a row
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I want to die
>>>><<<<<>>>>>(((PLANES)))
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NO DIVIDENDS
>>>><<<<<<<>Earnings report tomorrow

WHY IS IT GOING UP!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.18752296]

I lost all my gains I made the past week and a half because I was wrong about the direction the market was gonna go today.

I'm not selling though because I think things could turns south this week.

[Anonymous No.18752295]

>>18752218
Aah should I? I have the order out but I put it so low it won't fill. I just have to adjust the price a little and I put another 300 in.

[Anonymous No.18752298]

Mass shootings arent real or every polititian and the irs would be under constant showers of bullets ... FUCK THIS MARKET AND FUCK JEWS ...
Thier day is coming .. America will make Hitlers germany look like little leage baseball

[Anonymous No.18752305]

>>18752281
i decide what's expected

[Anonymous No.18752308]

>>18752241

[Anonymous No.18752309]

>market opens
>trailing stop sells both immediately detonate
Well shit. I guess that's what that's for, but it kinda sucks.

[Anonymous No.18752310]

>>18752073
Why not? They fired 16 thousand people. That's bullish AF.

[Anonymous No.18752312]

Its hard to be more greedy than I'm being right now without being completely senseless. GILD pumps a fake cure and the market wants to go back to all time highs. Feels like late February again but i'm not sure what the catalyst is to pull the rug out.

[Anonymous No.18752316]

>>18752305
i'd short you, desu

[Anonymous No.18752321]

>>18752305
and who are you?

[Anonymous No.18752325]

>>18752293
that's rookie numbers, look at cruise lines

[Anonymous No.18752328]

I noticed VTI rallied better than VOO, why is that?

[Anonymous No.18752329]

I'm kind of new to trading stocks, is it normal for the market to only go up despite the economy failing?

[Anonymous No.18752332]

>>18752308
In reality canada quality of life is probably around 110 or so rank if all countries are considered.
But it's pretty obvious this is a bullshit ranking: it's putting swedenistan at 3, come on.

[Anonymous No.18752334]

>Live Nation
>was already at -1 EPS and facing serious debt issues prior to this crisis
>basically 1 year of all major crowd events cancelled
>they now have to refund all of this money and don't have it
>executives slashing their own pay and mass layoffs imminent
>hardly any physical assets to use as collateral
>could legit be facing bankruptcy around Fall

TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOON

[Anonymous No.18752335]

OIL CHADS ASSEEEEMBLE

[Anonymous No.18752337]

I lost a lot of money this morning guys.

[Anonymous No.18752338]

Take the bitcoin pill

[Anonymous No.18752341]

I can't take missing another 20% gain on this shitcoin. About to FOMO

[Anonymous No.18752342]

>>18752282
Chest is 10/10
Tattoos on body -2/10

[Anonymous No.18752349]

>>18752309
having that shit running in the first 30-45 minutes is suicide

[Anonymous No.18752352]

>shrank by -4.8%
so it went up 4.8%?

[Anonymous No.18752360]

>>18752329
If not bait then obviously not, but lately it doesn't seem to matter. That's what has us all so jittery lately

[Anonymous No.18752364]

>>18752308
its obvious that trudeau is sending canadian tax dollars to increase the rank so that more refugees want to come here

[Anonymous No.18752366]

>>18752337
how in the fuck????????

[Anonymous No.18752369]

>>18752332
Really wouldn’t expect a burger to understand. Keep living the American dream you

[Anonymous No.18752372]

>>18752329

[Anonymous No.18752373]

>>18752338
And the cruise ship pill

Heh

[Anonymous No.18752375]

>>18752341
Right? I’m about to think this and cnk are a good bet going into the weekend

[Anonymous No.18752378]

>>18752077
High IQ algos read it correctly and pumped to get in on 4.8% gains

[Anonymous No.18752380]

>>18752349
Well sucks to suck I guess. At least I'm still mostly up.

[Anonymous No.18752381]

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING GREEEEEEN. Holy fuck I’m so confused

[Anonymous No.18752383]

>>18752341
Don't be a retard. Look at its financial performance pre-corona. I mean if you want to gamble, fine, you might even win. But that is what you'd be doing, gambling.

[Anonymous No.18752385]

>>18752352
based

[Anonymous No.18752389]

I fell asleep and forgot to sell....
could have swang

[Anonymous No.18752393]

FUCK YOU BULLFAGS! CALLING ME A MANLET! I AM NOT I AM 5'10 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM SO MAD!
FUCK JEROME HE PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE NIGGER DICK

[Anonymous No.18752395]

this is the day when spx pumps because of the IT, but everything else goes down

[Anonymous No.18752397]

>>18752077
It's almost like markets anticipate the future and aren't some sort of backward looking grading system?

[Anonymous No.18752398]

The fucking Dave guy on Twitter is up a million kek'd

[Anonymous No.18752399]

>>18752328
Pretty sure VOO is all large cap and VTI is everything. The Russell 2000 popped a lot more than the S&P this morning, so VTI probably captured some of that volatility in the small caps.

[Anonymous No.18752400]

Based Google, not only is it pumping itself but it's also pumping my MSFT and FB holdings as well. Just in time for both of them to release ERs and pump tomorrow and pull Google up a little higher with them.

[Anonymous No.18752402]

1k OYLE only challenge. Will I crash and burn or slide and fly?

[Anonymous No.18752409]

>Underlying up 8%
>Calls down 18%
Fuck my life

[Anonymous No.18752410]

>>18752239
If anything theyre a solid hold at least until may when their dividends come out

[Anonymous No.18752413]

>>18752284
angry bobo

[Anonymous No.18752414]

>>18752335
Might not be alot of money but it still feels real good. Original investment of 600 about to break 1k!

[Anonymous No.18752415]

>>18752352
Imagine this is why we are up. Algos take everything literally

[Anonymous No.18752416]

>A trial being run by the U.S.’s National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases looked at whether Gilead’s remdesivir helped people with Covid-19 recover faster than without it. Details are expected to be released later, the company said in a statement.

Later? Is there any report of exactly was found yet? What is the positive data? Sample size? Blind study group? Anything? On what is this fucking market running?

[None !VOOMeRN0zI No.18752420]

>>18752329
the market already went down. did you miss that part?

[Anonymous No.18752421]

Is nasdaq actually back to pre-covid levels? Lmao

[Anonymous No.18752422]

>>18752335
I'm slowly easing back into the options game, if these pay off then I'm going to be buying more ITM calls from here on out.

[Anonymous No.18752423]

do people really like PLAY so much?
D&B blows

[Anonymous No.18752425]

>>18752369
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why cucknada is literally a middle-of-the-road 3rd world shithole in 2020 and getting worse every single year. The government prefers paying shills to post on anonymous image boards instead of fixing the country. Not that they're in a rush to do that, they and the organized crime groups (including mafia) that pay them are all cushy up there, let the plebs eat brioche!

[Anonymous No.18752426]

>>18752397
If you were to "shrink -4.8%" that would mean you gained 4.8%. You read my post wrong subhuman.

[Anonymous No.18752427]

A fucking reminder.

Shilling your shit on here so that we can "hold your bags" isn't how the stock market fucking works.

I saw some guy the other day shill NAT repeatedly, only to post at the end "Have fun holding my bags retards" and a picture of him selling.

Seriously, what the fuck do you think biz is going to do to the price? We're not nearly enough investors to offset anything.

Instead, you fuck gullible investors over with your antics, and that isn't cool.

[Anonymous No.18752436]

>>18752427

[Anonymous No.18752440]

>>18752427
3/10 bait kek

[Anonymous No.18752446]

I am about to FOMO in....

[Anonymous No.18752448]

>33% up on KOS
God it feels good to be an oilchad

[Anonymous No.18752449]

>>18752341
Don't. You missed the ride.

[Anonymous No.18752452]

>>18752409
Welcome to IV crush mong

[Anonymous No.18752453]

>>18752337
TVIX. amirite?

[Anonymous No.18752455]

>>18752140
Sell a put instead.

[Anonymous No.18752457]

>>18752312

>Feels like late February again but i'm not sure what the catalyst is to pull the rug out.

Higher infection rates? Germany's rate is ticking higher.

Maybe another Black Swan out of China. Some of the back channel diplomacy has spilled out into the public recently in terms of Australian-Chinese relations, mostly in terms of a commission to investigate the cause of the outbreak.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18752463]

>>18752273
>DID YOU REALLY THINK IT WAS A BULLTRAP?
I do
>>18752446
do it, we need a sacrifice

[Anonymous No.18752465]

>Boeing
Clown market. Long term shorts will win I'm sure when we get a second infection wave, but being a short term option trader is pretty much a shitshow.

[Anonymous No.18752470]

>>18752071
>>18752125
Based, $6 calls on em for June
#believe

[Anonymous No.18752473]

>>18752352
>tfw you trick the economy into growing with your mastery of the English language

[Anonymous No.18752474]

What is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.18752477]

What to buy???? It looks like it's going to keep pumping. Has anything not gone up massively?

[Anonymous No.18752480]

>>18752399
Makes me wonder about what Michael Burry said about the index fund bubble. Getting nervous with these.

[Anonymous No.18752481]

I cashed out my RTX position: 43 @ $67.41. What should I reinvest my monies into now? I'm looking at USAC.

[Anonymous No.18752483]

>>18752146
Same boat
But it looks like in RH help section that the contract gets reduced by 8x shares but the strike price stays the same. So, instead of executing 100 shares it will execute 12.5 on expiry. Is this a blessing in disguise even though it means I have to hold until expiry?

[Anonymous No.18752485]

>>18752463
ok one for the team - I bought CCL

[Anonymous No.18752491]

What happened to the tankers?

You idiots gave me the wrong ones.

I'm up on everything, except for your fucking tankers.

SALT, FRO, STNG, NAT, and ET.

I thought we were about being early to the party, not the latest shiteaters to arrive.

[Anonymous No.18752492]

>>18752457
We found a cure. Not sure how it works yet or what was found, but we can go back to ATH again.

[Anonymous No.18752494]

>>18752064
I bought €4k in FRO last week at 10.9. FUCK.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18752497]

>>18752474
reversed TSLA

[Anonymous No.18752501]

>>18752427
I am holding my NAT and tankers. I can care less if they go down, they are making so much money that the market is guaranteed to turn around for them. It is just a waiting game.

Also my oil stocks are FLYING so today is a good day. My only real losers are TX and NOC....both of which I do not understand why they are losing. Sure NOC just missed their earnings today, but so did everyone else so what makes them so special to dump. They got guaranteed contracts so it isn't like they are in any danger.

[Anonymous No.18752506]

>another drug posts results without controls to pump its stock
There are so many levels of jew here

[Anonymous No.18752507]

>>18752463
When do you think the buys are going to be? 4-9 months from now or so? I know people keep telling me the stock market isn't the economy, but, I was in college in 07 and graduated in 08, and not sure I really buy that.

[Anonymous No.18752513]

>>18752477
MGM. Vegas opening soon

[Anonymous No.18752515]

>>18752335
I wish I knew how to do calls and puts, feel like I’m missing out on alot of momey right now

[Anonymous No.18752525]

kek this is so dumb. will algo trading be banned after the next crash?

[Anonymous No.18752526]

>>18752513
Are you making this up, or did you hear it from someone else?

[Anonymous No.18752532]

poomp eet

[There Will Be Blood No.18752533]

>>18752427
When you capitulate I will buy from you. When you FOMO I will sell to you. I am your liquidity and I am here for you. I never go broke and I will never leave you. I love you guys.

[Anonymous No.18752537]

>>18752381
Market is looking past this quarter. There will be a dump when the second wave hits. Until then ride the wave anon. In order to play the boomers game you have to think like a boomer

[Anonymous No.18752540]

>>18752491
oil pumped and contago compressed. Holding tankers are going to be a bumpy ride, you better get used to it

[Anonymous No.18752543]

Can’t do this shit anymore. I’m pulling out. I’m really fucking scared right now. This all doesn’t seem right.

[Anonymous No.18752545]

hey Bobo...


it's time to capitulate

[Anonymous No.18752546]

what is considered a win on options?

+30% or +200%?

[Anonymous No.18752548]

>>18752480
Take a deep dive and understand how etfs work and break. Abuse the fuck out of them when they break. I bought gdx calls March 23 when it was trading at a 30% discount to have. Felt like I stole them. Feels good man

[Anonymous No.18752550]

>>18752525
If anything, they'll encourage it.

[Anonymous No.18752549]

SQQQLDIERS?

[Anonymous No.18752551]

>>18752491
>I thought we were about being early to the party, not the latest shiteaters to arrive.

Yeah a lot of us got fooled. I missed out on a lot of money from selling some stocks to buy into NAT and FRO. Lesson learned.

[Anonymous No.18752557]

I REPEAT, I JUST BOUGHT CCL, IT GOES DOWN NOW

[Anonymous No.18752558]

>>18752501
Oh yeah. Not panicking over a morning of people taking gains.

[Anonymous No.18752559]

>>18752515
literally buy calls if you think the price is going up and buy puts if you think its going down. the strike/expiry is irrelevant unless you plan on holding for a longer term

[Anonymous No.18752565]

>>18752513
LVS is better.

[Anonymous No.18752568]

>>18752068
Retail investors don't understand the value of the stocks they are buying. Companies have to start going out of buisness for the market to crash. That's the only thing that will pop the bubble. The only reason cruise lines, and oil, and airlines tanked, is because people think they are going out of buisness. Amazon is way overvalued, but people keep pumping it, because they know Amazon won't go out of buisness. If Tesla was to go bankrupt, that would freak the shit out of the retail investors. That kind of an event might be enough to pop the bubble.

[Anonymous No.18752569]

>>18752537
>second wave
Aw.. you’re retarded.
http://www.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20200429000724&np=1&mp=1

[Anonymous No.18752571]

>>18752416
It doesn't work retard. We've never found a cure a treatment for a coronavirus before. This is just a way to keep the market up until people realize we are fucked

[Anonymous No.18752576]

>>18752173

lol fucking ghetto shithole

[Anonymous No.18752578]

>>18752545
nope, keep them frothing at the mouth, it's easy squeezes until they give up, even if it falls there is a natural bid because they will cover

[Anonymous No.18752585]

Can someone explain tankers to me? I understand they're poised to make a lot of money storing crude, but that is temporary and seems to be priced in already?

[Anonymous No.18752591]

>deaths, cases go up

Nothingburger fake disease lol just a bad flu, BUY BUY BUY

>clickbait headline for cure that still has no evidence

OMG WE ARE SAVED, BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.18752593]

>>18752543
>He pulled out?

[Anonymous No.18752599]

>>18752192
welcome to /smg/, newfag.

[Anonymous No.18752602]

>Gilead announces their corona treatment shows positive signs
>number go down
Why
WHY
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CLOWN ECONOMY

[Anonymous No.18752604]

>>18752513
Most bearish shit I've ever read

[Anonymous No.18752605]

Time to average down on tankers?

[Anonymous No.18752607]

I need cruises to chill the fuck out

[Anonymous No.18752615]

>>18752389
there's got to be a NAME

[Anonymous No.18752618]

>>18752602
>buying into fake news
their vaccine is a nothingburger

[Anonymous No.18752625]

Woe from Wit

[Anonymous No.18752626]

>>18752569
Every pandemic comes in waves dumfuck. Sorry I'm living in reality while you live in a little bubble.

[Anonymous No.18752628]

I'm tempted to get other stocks, but I'm committed to this oil only meme.

[Anonymous No.18752631]

ABSOLUTE
PEAK
DELUSION
RIGHT
NOW

[Anonymous No.18752633]

Definitely selling now. Just a little more pump, come on. I need to dump my JBLU already

[Anonymous No.18752639]

>>18752132
Ford reports losing 5 billion dollars in the first quarter yesterday
Stock is up today

[Anonymous No.18752640]

+600% returns year to date
>+600% returns year to date
+600% returns year to date
>+600% returns year to date

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.18752643]

anyone else feel like the stock market acting like a shitcoin, pumping on the same fake news twice and completely decoupled from real economic indicator
>GDP -4.8% ,expected to get way worse
>but Gilead MAY have a treatment (not a vaccine)
>Dow +2%

[Anonymous No.18752645]

>>18752548
Any recommended starting places?

[Anonymous No.18752646]

>>18752526
Buy before announcement tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18752647]

>>18752626
The second wave of Spanish flu was 50% deadlier than the first. Next wave at least 75,000 burgers die

[Anonymous No.18752649]

>>18752533
Glorious

[Anonymous No.18752651]

I tried to help you guys out last week with HTZ, but nobody listened. Apologize.

[Anonymous No.18752652]

>>18752605
ive held these goy tanks for 2 weeks and they're shit

[Anonymous No.18752656]

Once again we're number one baby, one million cases of this fake hoax virus. We're stronger than ever USA USA USA USA

[Anonymous No.18752661]

>pic related
>real investor aren't as stupid as your rtail ones

[Anonymous No.18752663]

>>18752465
>a second infection wave
Of a cold virus that kills 85 year old Alzheimer's patients in long term care facilities.

[Anonymous No.18752664]

>>18752548
Do you have any good sources for studying up on this?

[Anonymous No.18752666]

>>18752647
We'll hit those numbers before june. More like 100,000+ dead burgers

[Anonymous No.18752667]

>>18752491
I have hope and I think we just need to hold at this point. For DHT divvy and financial results are due may and they all seem to be in good order. Can't imagine why it would keep going down. On the other hand, good results might trigger a bear market and the better the results the more bearish it gets.

[Anonymous No.18752671]

The market didn't immediately react to QE infinity until about a week after the announcement. Similarly, the herd is buying today, so the drop will come next week.

[Anonymous No.18752674]

>>18752646
This was already known several days ago when Nevada wanted to be a "control group". Tomorrow is when you sell the news.

[Anonymous No.18752676]

>>18752656
the virus isn't a hoax
the original estimates that 2 million americans were going to die from it if we didn't tank our economy was the hoax

[Anonymous No.18752677]

>NIO +15%
comfy

[Anonymous No.18752680]

>>18752666
bullish af

[Anonymous No.18752681]

>>18752033
Without memes explain to my why you think its going to boom or bust?

[Anonymous No.18752682]

>>18752656
>one million cases
More like ten million with the vast majority not having symptoms.

[Anonymous No.18752684]

>>18752647
>only 75k
Unironically Bullish

[Anonymous No.18752690]

I'm not even particularly upset losing money this morning, more disappointed. Disappointed because only in a sick, decaying, inverted society could this be happening.

The USA is OVER. Zion Don will crater this fucking country long term just so he can keep the market up before the election. Not only is he a stooge for Israel, he is a vain one too. It's OVER!

[Anonymous No.18752691]

>>18752680
P R I C E D I N

[Anonymous No.18752693]

>>18752602
>the GILD meme is still alive
how dumb do you have to be to hold that shit

[Anonymous No.18752696]

>sell half of my position for a small profit
>move stop loss up to break even
>literally can't lose at this point, just a question of how much you win

why aren't you doing this?

[Anonymous No.18752698]

I bought GE 5/29 6.5 puts. Fuck this company

[Anonymous No.18752700]

>>18752602
They announce it doesn't do shit. They announced it not once, not twice, but three times. Just because you're too retarded to read doesn't mean other investors are.
Even if they had said good news, there's a reason the adage "buy on rumor, sell on news" exists.

[Anonymous No.18752705]

>>18752647
>muh spanish flu
>b-b-but it's different this time
Yes we're no longer on a silver or gold standard.

[Anonymous No.18752706]

>>18752602
[vibration]

[Anonymous No.18752714]

>>18752690
Ride the wave anon. Got to think like a clown to make money in a clown market

[Anonymous No.18752715]

>>18752684
That’s with the economy locked down. Again.

[Anonymous No.18752722]

>>18752690
lmao

[Anonymous No.18752723]

Based Cramer

[Anonymous No.18752725]

>>18752545
Nice underbite

[Anonymous No.18752728]

>SPY doomping

OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18752733]

Well, I bought 3 more shares of FRO just now with my last 30 dollars. I got 1.85 dollars left. What do I buy with it /smg/? How do I capitalize my last remaining powder?

[Anonymous No.18752736]

>>18752705
How many burgers have to die until the market goes down?

[Anonymous No.18752737]

>>18752705
Project Zimbabwe is a go.
Project Zimbabwe is a go.

[Anonymous No.18752740]

IDK IF I SHOULD TAKE PROFITS OR KEEP GOING.

[Anonymous No.18752747]

>>18752705
we don't need a silver or gold standard, our money is backed by the US Military. if you don't like it we'll fucking murder you and rape your corpse, good fucking luck with that bitch.

[Anonymous No.18752748]

So if youre going to keep acting ridiculuos stock market tuan i just need to play more ridiculous to win even harder.

What stocks or options do I go into to captizale even more on this nonsensical behavior

[Anonymous No.18752754]

Is RTX a long hold and will it dump even more?

[Anonymous No.18752755]

>>18752250
You dont pull the car away once the game starts when you're playing chicken. You floor it right up until the point where your literally an inch away from a crash. Small balls need not apply.

[Anonymous No.18752756]

>>18752705
if only there were some other worldwide event with significant developments around that time
something...
anything...

[Anonymous No.18752757]

Shill me on what to buy

[Anonymous No.18752758]

Ohnonono.

[Helpful Anon !A4jsQTgi.Q No.18752761]

Tankers are going down because of speculation that we won't need them because economies are going to get cracked open.

Spoiler: WE HAVE A FUCK TON OF OIL AND WILL NEED THE TANKERS EVEN IF EVERYTHING REOPENS.

Wait until earnings and quit freaking out as if you've never held a stock through a dip.

[Anonymous No.18752763]

>>18752740
Keep going

[Anonymous No.18752767]

>>18752748
The instant you try to long this nonsense is when the bubble bursts, don't fuck this up for us retard

[Anonymous No.18752768]

>>18752723
>animal spirits

what did he mean by this? also at what price point do i short GM?

[Anonymous No.18752773]

>>18752733
buy a coffee and watch the show

[Anonymous No.18752775]

Welp boys, down 4.5k USD, that's what i get for trading retarded european certificates and believing the printer would ever stop.
a slightly expensive lesson in investment technique i guess

[Anonymous No.18752776]

>>18752756
I don't understand your point. Stocks still went up. My point is that stocks should go up even faster given that we have infinite QE.

[Anonymous No.18752780]

>>18752747
ironically based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.18752783]

>>18752761
I don't buy that this is the reason. There is a reason why they oscillate so strongly week-over-week, but I'm not quite sure why. For now I'm just rolling that into 'market fluctuations'.

[Anonymous No.18752784]

>>18752748
You should short everything, go all in

[Anonymous No.18752786]

>>18752740
Don't get greedy, if it hits 1I immediately sell

[Anonymous No.18752790]

>>18752767
I've got shorts....burst that motherfucker!

[Anonymous No.18752791]

>>18752728
You mean crabbing.

[Anonymous No.18752794]

>>18752761
>as if you've never held a stock through a dip.
h-haha yeah, i've totally been there

*preps panic sell order*

[Anonymous No.18752792]

>>18752736
Well a million is a thousand thousands, and the USA has 330 million people, so 330,000 thousands. If 330,000 died it would be as noticeable as one person missing from a thousand seat theater.

[Anonymous No.18752795]

>>18752757
Barrick Gold

[Anonymous No.18752796]

>>18752157

Your balls must be massive.

[Anonymous No.18752797]

Did walmart go down cause corona was cured?

[Anonymous No.18752799]

>>18752448
same bro

[Anonymous No.18752802]

>>18752626
Not when we have antibodies. Coronavirus tends to mutate to less lethal strains. Influenza mutates differently.

[Anonymous No.18752806]

>>18752776
my point is that the two are not comparable even if people continue to insist on comparing them

[Anonymous No.18752816]

>>18752802
Lol
>the absolute state of middle school american education

[Anonymous No.18752820]

>>18752796
It'll run flat today while the big boys shake out, then it will tank the rest of the week. $4.50 by Monday. Cap this

[Anonymous No.18752821]

>>18752663
Based

[Anonymous No.18752822]

>>18752761
Shhhhh, let them sell. I need more tankers.

[Anonymous No.18752823]

>>18752783
These are tiny market companies with retail jumping in and out. Once earnings are out I expect a surge of institutional money

[Anonymous No.18752830]

Is NAT going to dip below $6 today?

[Anonymous No.18752833]

>>18752631
This. Suspect it's financial firm algos trying to trick retail.

[Anonymous No.18752834]

>>18752647
second wave of spanish flu hit an entire population of people who had not been previously exposed to it at all
thanks for playing though

[Anonymous No.18752835]

>>18752830
NAT is a shitcoin, buy DHT or FRO

[Anonymous No.18752837]

>>18752250

PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.18752841]

>>18752792
What if that person is ur mum?

[Anonymous No.18752842]

>>18752775
with that amount buy mini futures instead... or near knockout turbos

[Anonymous No.18752843]

>tfw didn't have money to buy amazon stock at 1900
>mfw its at 2500
its going to go down when retail services reopen?

[Anonymous No.18752846]

why the FUCK is INTC up

[Anonymous No.18752848]

>>18752823
> Once earnings are out I expect a surge of institutional money
I agree
I'm just not so sure about retail jumping in/out. I could see if there's one whale dumping causing algorithms to go off, but otherwise this seems to pronounced and it seems weird that nobody is rebuying the bottom in the same timespan, causing the price to dip just a bit before going back to level.

[Anonymous No.18752849]

>>18752816
Not an argument

[Anonymous No.18752859]

>>18752757
LVMHF will recover well as things start opening up, they have a fantastic portfolio of brands, and their customer is minimally price-sensitive.

AXP has reliable and wealthier clientele and has excellent merchant fees. As things open up more, it's a great way to capitalize on consumer spending.

[Anonymous No.18752866]

>>18752841
>hurr can't analyze anything except to filter it through myself
>no abstract thought
You're not white.

[Anonymous No.18752867]

>>18752757
FRO, DHT, and NAT. They are going down unfairly by ignorant investors/algos, perfect time to load up. Economy is going to start using more oil, but....we had a oil crisis well before closing up, our usage does not stop it. The May production cuts do not stop it. We still actually have no answer to the oil crisis, we are simply ignoring it. These fuckers are going to soar to ungodly heights as people beg them with their entire fortunes to take their oil.

>>18752773
Actually drinking some right now. Gotta wait for next sell opportunity for something or a dividend to get more powder now, so time to enjoy myself. Passing up on buying AMD by selling something because even though I wanted to get some it just did not fall nearly enough today, tech is on a bubble harder than the rest of the economy. Not worth investing in tech now at the highs imo.

[Anonymous No.18752872]

PUMP IT
U
M
P

I
T

[Anonymous No.18752874]

>>18752087
Do not sell this stock you nutjob

[Anonymous No.18752879]

>>18752835
The amount of sponsored posts I saw for nat leads me to believe it was marketed literally by institutions as a target for retail money. Basically shill absolute dog shit to retail retards while you accumulate good stocks. Retail was also dumping DHT fro and stng to buy nat. So you sucker them out of their positions for a meme stock and then earnings hits and you just curb stomped retail with their own greed

[Anonymous No.18752880]

>>18752335
Who all in on FANG?
I've got 18 shares looking to get past 20 shares.

[Anonymous No.18752882]

>>18752843
No, it will go down earlier when the bubble pop (this will happen when some institution wants to take profit). This will cascade the price back to its normal levels. If it happens too early, this will cause the entire market to go down (because other similarly overvalued stocks will go down at the same time for the same reason, bringing down the entire index, causing further selloffs). If it happens late enough, it will merely be a correction.

[Anonymous No.18752884]

>wake up
>massive gains in stocks
>btc broke through two major resistance points
what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.18752890]

>>18752842
I've lost a bit on it on near knockout turbos, but i should have bought fucking turbo longs.
if S&P hits 2990 I'm dead.

who would have thought GDP shrinkage, missed earnings and extended lockdowns were so bullish

[Anonymous No.18752895]

lol even futures traders are skeptical.. says a lot

[Anonymous No.18752896]

>>18752087
I think it's gonna take a dive soon but who the fuck knows. Market is stupid.

[Anonymous No.18752897]

Calling all petroleum chads
HAL/OXY/DVN/XOM/APA
where my niggas at

[Anonymous No.18752902]

>>18752867
I’m buying nat calls

[Anonymous No.18752916]

>warn instead of ban
thank you based janny

/biz/ is the best board on 4chan

[Anonymous No.18752920]

Anybody setting a sell target for TSLA? I’m considering just holding for a couple years instead of selling. Bought some for my Roth IRA back when it was around $450.

[Anonymous No.18752922]

>>18752802
Read the picture I put up. Goes against what you just said

[Anonymous No.18752925]

>>18752420
You do know recession and depressions go down for longer rather than a single hard down and nigh on immediate recovery. All this means is that we are still over 10 years into a market that hasnt had either a recession or depression. Which is unusually long in the U.S.

[Anonymous No.18752926]

>>18752754
Long hold. Real long.

[Anonymous No.18752927]

>>18752867
When should I load up? DHT is down now but it is not crazy to expect it to dump back to 6 dollaridoos before pumping.

I always put in an order under the price I expect it to go. This means I only need to adjust the price 10 cents and the order goes through as I am really autistic with buying at the bottom.

[Anonymous No.18752928]

>>18752897
Give me a reason to keep holding my OXY

[Anonymous No.18752929]

>>18752880
So happy I jumped on board wish I bought when it was at like $18

[Anonymous No.18752931]

Lads I'm basically all /CASH/ right now, so I have 250k sitting in a checking account. Should I open a money market account or savings or what?

[Anonymous No.18752932]

>>18752761.
>Wait until earnings and quit freaking out as if you've never held a stock through a dip.

Except earnings for DHT came out and where great and the stock is STILL down.

[Anonymous No.18752935]

>>18752843
Sorry man, stocks only go up

[Anonymous No.18752947]

Don't say I didn't tell you!

[Anonymous No.18752948]

>>18752890
if sp500 hits 2990 we are all truly delusional

[Anonymous No.18752950]

Am I the only one losing money today?
Bet on rtx last night after weeks of fencesitting.

[Anonymous No.18752955]

>>18752932
>earnings for DHT came out
citation

[Anonymous No.18752957]

>>18752931
go all in on STNG

pls

[Anonymous No.18752959]

>>18752373
On the cruise ship pill too. Feels so comfy.

[Anonymous No.18752966]

>>18752947
That's like every stock right now.

[Anonymous No.18752968]

>>18752931
Put it in a HYSA at least. Jesus Christ never have that much in a checking account

[Anonymous No.18752975]

>>18752931
Buy gold when it hits below 1600 an ounce.

[Anonymous No.18752978]

>>18752932
Earnings are May 13 you ignorant mong

[Anonymous No.18752985]

I FELL FOR THE TANKER MEME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18753002]

lmao at these 15m candles

[Anonymous No.18753005]

>>18752950
DHT and NAT are losers today

[Anonymous No.18753008]

>>18752820

Capped

[Anonymous No.18753014]

why in the nigger fucking christ is intel up almost 4%

[Anonymous No.18753016]

>>18753002
UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN MORE ENERGY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdMjRHRLfg

[Anonymous No.18753017]

>>18752897
Imagine not being an oilchad

[Anonymous No.18753019]

lol what a fucking shitcoin

[Anonymous No.18753021]

>>18753005
and STNG and FRO.

[Anonymous No.18753026]

>>18752767
Lmao Ive been doing both longs and shorts. I'm winning for the most part evem with losses incurred this year.

>>18752784
Ehhhh the few buy puts i did screwed me over.

[Anonymous No.18753031]

How long should I hold an option that is profitable but not too likely to end up in the money? I’ve found myself buying some cheap contracts before and I always seem to hold onto them for too long. Is there some kind of rule as to when it’s best to sell low Delta options?

[Anonymous No.18753037]

>>18752947

Oh wow, so revolutionary. When the printers are going, stonk goes up.

[Anonymous No.18753038]

>>18752902
Better be longer than a week because their earnings and when they are going to reach the stars is the second week of May when tanker earnings come out. I would just buy the stock personally as it may rise for multiple quarters given we have no answer to oil.

>>18752927
These stocks when you look at their history can easily x10. They rose to their heights before due to a super contango, and this one right now is far worse (and therefore better for tankers) than the one they experienced at previous high. So it honestly doesn't matter when you buy them in terms of profit in this case, I wouldn't be autistic right now and just start buying right now as they sink because it is better to get these cheap at all than risk not having them because they went up tomorrow. At the very least buy some now as you wait or you will punch yourself should it not go your way.

>>18752932
You absolute baka, their earnings come out 05/13. Read before you spout nonsense.

[Anonymous No.18753042]

>>18752201
biz has the best man pics

[Anonymous No.18753045]

>>18752968
Well I used to keep it in the stock market... thinking about maybe opening a money market account? Bit higher interest?

[Anonymous No.18753049]

>>18753014
There’s a better choice of words, man.

[Anonymous No.18753053]

>>18753014
Because AMD is down.

[Anonymous No.18753056]

>>18752676
Cope

[Anonymous No.18753055]

>>18752928
>daily forming a cup & handle
>up 36% since Apr 21st
>meme economy
take your pick

[Anonymous No.18753069]

>>18752639
>Stock is up today
By a tiny bit.

[Anonymous No.18753075]

>>18753049
Yeah, try saying why are these disgusting hand-rubbing kikes keeping (((Intel))) from being holocausted.

[Anonymous No.18753077]

>>18753049
new thread, nigger

new
>>18753074
new
>>18753074
new
>>18753074
new
>>18753074
new
>>18753074
new
>>18753074

[Anonymous No.18753079]

make a new thread niggers

[Anonymous No.18753080]

>>18753045
depends when you'll need that money, you could open a short term CD

[Anonymous No.18753089]

>>18753038
Shhhhhh let them chase when tankers are surging 50% per day

[Anonymous No.18753092]

>>18752928
because I’m still holding mine and oxychads don’t sell

[Anonymous No.18753095]

>>18752834
Don't argue with mutts.

[Anonymous No.18753118]

>>18752927
Write a put.

[Anonymous No.18753129]

>>18752690
I've made 180 over the month.

[Anonymous No.18753134]

>>18752848
NAT is acting like a teenager because Cramer and some youtube personality shilled NAT causing a surge, which triggered algo bullshit. Retail investors don't actually know anything about the space, so they're selling because they see red. The rest are down today because oil futures futures are converging at the moment. THIS IS YOUR ENTRY POINT, not when some fucking moron on /biz/ shows his green lines. I hope you learned your lesson

You can only really gauge the health of a tanker stock based what happens with delivery on oil contracts. The rest is just speculator bullshit. Last month gave us a taste of what's really happening, and what tankers are poised to do.

Oil newfags jesus christ, go play somewhere else before somebody drinks your milkshake

[Anonymous No.18753165]

>>18752761
I hope you're right I'm down 100 buckaroos which is like 1/20th of my income

[Anonymous No.18753187]

>>18753080
I'd like to stay pretty liquid for when buying opportunities arise again. I'll look into a short term CD for some of it though, thanks.

[Anonymous No.18753208]

>>18753134
I am convinced that most tankers will be doing 10x+ easy so any point before then is a good entrypoint anyway. I'm just waiting for my money to clear after transferring it from my previous broker that was too overpriced (I kept making great gains only to lose almost everything to fees when I get stopped out). I am reflecting on the fact tankers go up and down violently despite the uptrend, hence why I say I rolled this in as 'market fluctuation' i.e. not trend, seasonality, fundamental, or whatever.

[Anonymous No.18753239]

>>18752557
CCL is a solid buy.. long hold.

[Anonymous No.18753243]

>>18753134
>>18753038

Alright I nearly doubled my position in tankers. Up until now I a only made right calls and I did my research into the companies and their balances. I don't see why they would not moon to be honest. Contango is a fact and the end is not in sight yet.

[Anonymous No.18753260]

>>18752165
When should you then? What criteria is supporting your claim not to?

[Anonymous No.18753346]

>>18752929
>$18
I bought in a little under $28 and as high as $39.
Either way I'm still profiting but good for you dude.
When you plan on selling?

[Anonymous No.18753360]

>>18752931
>Should I open a money market account or savings or what?
FANG.

[Anonymous No.18753409]

>>18753360
No, thanks. I'm going to buy those on sale in 6-9 months.

[Anonymous No.18753445]

>>18752663
The 25 year old nothingburger is worse than the 25 year old happoomer

[Anonymous No.18753558]

>>18752033
>US economy shrank by -4.8% in the first quarter
oooooooo
>The worst is yet to come. Q2 2020 expect to be -35%
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18753600]

>>18753558
imagine the huge gains the market will make when the -35% report gets released, itll probably be at least 5%

[Anonymous No.18753611]

hope you niggas bought some BX

[Anonymous No.18753747]

I shoulda bought into refineries yesterday.. they are up a bit today.. oil has to go somewhere right?

[Anonymous No.18754056]

>>18753747
t-t-tankers?

[Anonymous No.18754105]

>>18753747
No point in refining something that nobody wants into something that nobody wants, it's just useless expenses.