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> -4,8 decline in gdp in the first quarter -4,8 decline in gdp in the first quarter -4,8 decline in gdp in the first quarter -4,8 decline in gdp in the first quarter -4,8 decline in gdp in the first quarter -4,8 decline in gdp in the first quarter -4,8 decline in gdp in the first quarter

WE ARE FUCKED. TAKE YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE STOCK MARKET NOW

>> No.18750869

>>18750840
The worse it is, the more money they will print. Bad news is good news.

>> No.18750888

>>18750840
ACTUALLY BULLISH WTF

>> No.18750905
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>>18750840
JESUS CHRIST THIS WAS JUST THE FIRST QUARTER, SECOND IS 12% IM CALLING IT

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>>18750840
>-4.8%

Damn, just barely missed his 5% goal. At least the libs are still pissed lol

>> No.18750965

PRICED IN

>> No.18750976

>>18750840
BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18751126
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>>18750840
FASTER GOOOOOD DAMN IT

>> No.18751135

>>18750840
That's actually bullish. Dow will close up by 5%.

>> No.18751400

>>18750840
my retirement...just gone...

>> No.18751900

How long will it take for the economy to recover?

>> No.18751936

They just announce they’ve got a drug that cures this shit, literally take your meds

>> No.18751983
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>>18750840
>priced in
>BRRRRRR'd away

>> No.18752009

>>18750840
Bullish

>> No.18752037

>>18751936
That's been announced almost everyday since this started and you still believe it.

>> No.18752101
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18752101

>>18751126
>FASTER GOOOOOD DAMN IT

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>>18750905

>> No.18752148

>>18752124
>Q2 expected -35%

Theres no fucking way.

>> No.18752150

>>18750840
brrr = stonks go up, infinite supple vs fixed supply

>> No.18752159

>>18750840
BUY BITCOIN

>> No.18752351

>>18751900
Ask Japan. So far 3 decades and counting.

>> No.18752454

>>18752148
JP Morgan is predicting 40% GDP loss, so she might be underselling. Goldman predicting -34%

>> No.18752487

>>18752148
It's the collapse of fiat

>> No.18752560

>>18752487
Time to trade in my stonks for more 5.56!

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>>18750840
>Morgan Stanley now thinks US GDP will shrink 30% next quarter as coronavirus pushes unemployment to historic highs
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/us-recession-coronavirus-gdp-plunge-2q-forecast-economy-morgan-stanley-2020-3-1029023137
The real butthurt hasn't even begun.

>> No.18752598

>>18752159
buy silver

>> No.18752650

>>18752577


that article is outdated. they've since updated it to -40%

https://www.forbes.com/sites/sergeiklebnikov/2020/04/10/jpmorgan-forecasts-20-unemployment-and-40-hit-to-second-quarter-gdp/#3e96431c4489

>> No.18752668

>>18752351
>1st world nation
>top tier infrastructure
>highest life expectancy
>one of the healthiest, disciplined populace
and yet the rest of the world, especially in the usa with its crumbling infrastructure and disease ridden populace, it is always proclaimed that japan is as good as dead for decades
>muh gdp
>muh missed decades
>muh never got out of recession/depression
>muh declining birth rates
>muh not energy independent
>muh shrinking population
>*wheezes in diabeetus*

Japan is prime example that GDP is meme tier

>> No.18752704

You still have time to sell after you bought the previous dip. No matter what please don’t make a bad decision in this clown market

>> No.18752819

>>18752668
This. Don't forget "growth" is why Western countries have so much immigration. Our "leaders" literally have no idea how to run a non-ponzi scheme system.

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>>18752650
lol holy shit

>> No.18753349

>>18752650
i expected -80% this is extremely bullish

>> No.18753621

Unlimited money means unlimited pump, retards.
And the new issued money can only go into stocks.
Long boomerstocks

>> No.18753681

>>18751936
you mean chloroquine? the drug that makes you go blind and kills you?

this is the fall of the empire anon

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>>18751936

>> No.18753701

>>18750840
time for a POOOOOOMP

>> No.18753728
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>>18752650

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS SHIT

>> No.18753735

Buckle up rookies, this is the infamous ´return to normal´ phase before the market ultimately tanks. I just turned 50, I´m a former broker at Merrill, I?ve been doing this #$%$ for 28 years. Ain´t nothing goes up that don´t come down. And the Fed can´t save you. Spent my time inside, seeing how the sausage is made, and most of you were going to be very surprised to learn that the Fed has a very small list of things that they are allowed to buy and how much they´re allowed to buy at any given time. They just want you to think that they´ve got your back so that you won?t sell, so that you won´t pick up the phone to your broker and panic. If you´ve made some money on this bounce, get out. If you just got in, get out. I´ve lived through three of these crashes, and the comments in these sections are always the same right before the storm, ?get ready for new highs!? More of an expression of hopes and dreams rather than reality. We are about to come up on 30 million people unemployed in this country. And the number is not gonna stop growing. The velocity of money has stopped. Why do you think the NASDAQ dictated the market today? Buckle up rookies! Its OK, everybody needs to get their shit handed to them every now and again just to remind them they are not geniuses.

>> No.18753802

>>18753735
a lot of retards will probably get mad at this post, but they're retards

>> No.18753804

>>18752668
as a holder of an economics degree, i must say, this post is incredibly based.

>> No.18754131

>>18753735
based

>> No.18754447

>>18753735
No stonk only
Go up! Kike nigger Jew faggot ahhhhbbbb

>> No.18754494

>>18753735

so where is your money? cash? not scared of runaway inflation with the fed printing trillions? gold? bitcoin?

>> No.18754552

>>18754494
everything but stocks and crypto

>> No.18754581

>>18754494
if there is hyperinflation, the us is fucked beyond saving, and that will make crypto and stocks close to wortless overnight.

>> No.18754594

>>18753735
bullish

>> No.18754773

>>18754594
no counter argument, nice! You lost

>> No.18754836

>>18752101
>GAS GAS GAS

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>>18754581

>> No.18755975

So this is it, right? This is going to be a Great Depression tier event. Q2 is going to be insane. I’ve got cash but I have no idea what I should do.

>> No.18755999

>>18755975
Put your cash into funkopops.

>> No.18756167

>>18755975
May I recommend Oldschool runescape gold pieces?