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>The tweet that saved the Economy

>> No.18750917

It's real! Fuqqqqqqqqqqq

>> No.18750944

Fucking hell all of his tweets in the past days have been based af
He must have been browsing 4chan

>> No.18750964

>>18750838
In other words. Im about to run out of reserve cash to pump my stock.

>> No.18750971

Tesla being squeezed tight

>Go back to cagie reeeeeee, forget about grandma, she doesn't pay the bills

>> No.18750997

Get the fuck back into the cage wagie! The shareholders demand your life!

>> No.18751000
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>>18750838
Elon Musk has been redpilling a lot of faggot Redditors lately. Gotta appreciate that.

>> No.18751061

>>18750944
cringe and extremely bluepilled

>> No.18751062

>>18750971
You are a nigger and not welcome in freedomland faggot

>> No.18751091
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18751091

>Elon Musk has been redpilling a lot of faggot Redditors lately. Gotta appreciate that.

>> No.18751117

>>18750971
>>18750997
Ask me how I know you’re both NEETniggers with 100% of your bags in memecrypto.

>> No.18751149

>>18751062
Your reddit Tesla ath inflated stonks are going to zero, good luck retard

>> No.18751169

Only a mutt worships the master whipping him for not working hard enough.

>> No.18751181

>>18751061
He called out silicon valley m80
Come on, you know it's true.

>> No.18751202

>>18751149
I’m not in tsla you fucking faggot.
>SHUT IT DOWN GRANNY NEEDS 2 MORE MONTHS IN THE HOME
FAGGOT

>> No.18751209

>>18751117
I'm actually an essential worker and have been working through all this bullshit.
The thing here is people think he gives a single fuck about the freedom of the American people when in fact he just wants to go back to make snob moves with government subsidies

>> No.18751226

>>18751181
Naive brainlet

>> No.18751237

Anyone got shorts on Tesla? What's the report supposed to be like?

>> No.18751239

>>18750944
ya either that or he needs TSLA stock to remain at current levels because if it does he makes $750M: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/teslas-elon-musk-inches-closer-to-his-big-payday-2020-04-28
his stance is based on his stock options and nothing else

>> No.18751240

>>18751181
>owner of [enterprise] shits on [competitors]
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-ASED

>> No.18751269

>>18751237
wait until Elon gets his stock options then short it. until then he will do whatever it takes to keep the price inflated.

>> No.18751314
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18751314

This economy shits on White people and elevates brown and broken people, fuck it straight to hell.

>> No.18751346

>>18751314
Disgusting

>> No.18751363

b-based

>> No.18751443

>>18751240
You know the big tech firms don't step on each other's toes. Elon's enterprises seem to sit outside the facebook/apple/google bubble which all vaguely agree on the moral ideology he's talking about

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>>18750838
>NOOOO MY STOCKS ARE GOING TO LOSE VALUE
>KILL GRANDMA NOW

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18751487

>Fucking hell all of his tweets in the past days have been based af
>He must have been browsing 4chan

>> No.18751537

>>18751443
Tesla is not a tech company you mongoloid. Nobody on this board will ever make it.

>> No.18751602

>>18751000
simp redpilling lol

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>>18750944
But 4chan is for normies now

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18751690

>NOOO YOU CANT JUST REOPEN AMERICA, THINK ABOUT GRAM-GRAM AND GRAN-PAPA!!!
>ONLY ESSENTIAL WORKERS NEED TO BE WORKING NOW, EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO STAY INSIDE AND DO NOTHING OR WE COULD ALL DIE!!!

>> No.18751715

God what a load of contrarian cringelords biz is
You will NOT make it

>> No.18751817

>>18750838
wtf

>> No.18751841

>>18751715

Fresh off the boat from WSB huh?

>> No.18751941

>>18751715
that's what I keep telling them

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>>18751314

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>> No.18752138

>>18750838
>May 1st is friday
Elon's mortgages on his factories need to be paid.

>> No.18752188

>>18752027
>>18752050
>>18752082
>>18752121
Who makes these? Is there a story behind them?

>> No.18752224

FREE AMERICA NOW
as in
GO BACK TO THE WAGE CAGE NOW

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>>18750838

>> No.18752257

>>18752050
>>18752027
>>18752082
>>18752121
Based would hang. Make terrorism ones too anon

>> No.18752275

>>18752138
>Elon's mortgages on his factories need to be paid.
>still thinking Elon Musk needs to pay for things
might wanna adjust your worldvew or you'll be priced out forever

>> No.18752294

>>18752027
>>18752050
>>18752082
>>18752121
Anon,
show us on this doll where Chase has touched you.

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>>18750838
I was playing with the idea of buying a put on TSLA for shits and giggles.

Based on this tweet I 100% did so. The extension of bay area lock down orders has this nigger spooked be/c his company has to expand like a motherfucker or the model doesn't work.

Dumb retail money is the only thing keeping this stock up. $790 is absolutely ridiculous for a company that has a Cali production facility shutdown and a Shanghai facility that was tenderly caressed by the rona

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>God what a load of contrarian cringelords biz is
>You will NOT make it

>> No.18752609

>>18752394
Don’t forget the China subsidiary can’t remit profits to US

>> No.18752678

>>18751690
Normalfaggot NPC detected. youre like the boomers that are always complaining about work but as soon as they stay 2 weeks without working they feel suicidal cause they dont know what to do. fucking subhuman slaves

>> No.18752719
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>>18750838
Around 210,000 people have died of coronavirus in the world this year
Around 570,000 people have died in car accidents in the world this year

Coronavirus mostly kills people that would have died in another year or so anyways. Car accidents mostly kill people that have their entire lives ahead of them.

Really makes you think.

>> No.18752921

>>18750838
Lol maybe he finally realized the WHO is the faggot place all this lockdown bulshit is coming from and its majority funded by Bill Gates who is also funding all of the mandatory vaccinations.

Such a control complex cunt gates is. I am sick of how all my Ethereum dev friends are playing along just because Microsoft projects like ID2020, digital dollars, known traveler digital identity, etc are all spearheaded by Ethereum people. Also the contract less tracking shit is all being done by us blockchain people because we are the best zero knowledge researchers.

It's a massive shit show and the only real mother fuckin G in crypto right now is Brenden Eich.

Trust me us Blockchain devs are litteraly working with Microsoft reps like David Treat and others to build these dystopian Digital Dollars and blockchain Identity systems. 90% on Ethereum for some reason.

Its like they think if they put all their dystopian stuff on a trusted An-Cap system like Ethereum it will somehow make it less Dystopian.

>> No.18752949

If Tesla doesn’t open up no one will buy his cyber truck. Duh

>> No.18753064

>>18752719
>EVERYONE QUARANTINE YOUR CAR KEYS NOW!!!

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>>18752949
>his cyber truck
o-oh no

>> No.18753102

>>18752394
its all being pumped so that Musk can get his $750 million payday (he gets stock options if the valuation of Tesla is over a certain amount for a 6 month period). After he gets paid the stock will dump. why? because Musk made deals with institutions and essentially the keep the stock manipulated so that retail investors keep it high

>> No.18753109

>>18752188
dude really hates chase

>> No.18753184

>>18752188
oh
also

https://boingboing.net/2017/04/29/artist-specialized-in-painting.html

dude actually just really hates chase

>> No.18753200

>>18751240

Go back to r*ddit you filthy commie

>> No.18753202

>>18752949
I want my cybertruck!!!! Bought the dip so I can afford one now. First time in my life

>> No.18753241

Plebbitors OUT

>> No.18753311

>>18751443
>TESLA
>tech
pick one and one only

>> No.18753319

Reminder that Musk will be awarded stock options if the value of Tesla averages 100 billion for a six month period. He has about two more months to go which means Tesla manipulation will continue until then. Once he gets paid Tesla will dump. Why will it dump? because the institutions manipulating the price entered into deals with Musk and they will get a cut of his payday if they keep the valuation high.

source: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/teslas-elon-musk-inches-closer-to-his-big-payday-2020-04-28

>> No.18753429

>>18753319
this
brainlet actually think he care, fuck for 700 million dollar anyone will post and pretend.

>> No.18753935

>>18753090
Top lmao

>> No.18753988

>>18750838

Evil celebrities are persuading stupid Americans into removing their masks and pretending like things are back to normal. Meanwhile where I live we’ve had the highest number of confirmed COVID-19 cases this week since the pandemic began. Don’t be stupid and don’t listen to the wealthy psychopaths.

>> No.18754018

>>18753311
Did I mention Tesla specifically, fuckwit? Plus they make loads of battery technology
Dumb cunt only knows Tesla, shows how utterly thick you are
>muh cars
Off yourself you total troglodyte

>> No.18754109

>>18750838
Elon is based.

Stop the phony panic and isolate the elderly.

>> No.18754152

Elon was always more of an old-style industrialist than a faggot pseudo-messiah like Gates or Jobs. He's extremely based and has banged more hot celebrities than any of us on this board ever will. I hope he runs under a national socialist banner in 2024 or 2028.

>> No.18754261

>>18754152
he's a south african he can never be president lmao

>> No.18754269

>>18752027
>>18752050
>>18752082
>>18752121
Chase used to call every single day when I lived at home with my parents. I hate those fuckers and the messages they would leave. Good paintings.

>> No.18754463

>>18752678
Go back to r*ddit. No one is buying this orchestrated fake flu anymore, if people want to self isolate fine but, businesses shouldn't be forced to close because some boomers with pre-existing health conditions are croaking.

>> No.18754506

>>18754261
>can't be the president
>changes the law so he can be president
>?????
>profit

>> No.18754567

>all the /biz/ guys criticizing this dude as if we all wouldn't do the exact same relentless shitposting if our every tweet didn't trigger a massive media firestorm

>> No.18754641

>>18752678
Not everyone has "hobbies" like you do and can entertain themselves beating off to anime and furry porn 12 times a day like a pathetic loser.

>> No.18754967

>>18752254
based

>> No.18755017

>>18751690
Kek this

>>18752678
Boot licking cvck spotted