[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 143 KB, 600x600, c3f.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18747949 No.18747949 [Reply] [Original]

How do I profit off this?
Yes, I'm touching my dick even in these 30 second while opening this thread.

>> No.18747978

have a rich gf

>> No.18747979

>>18747949
sperm bank

>> No.18747982

>>18747949
I'm averaging 3 a day this month. One day last week I coomed 9 times

>> No.18748105

I wish real life was like the pornos

>> No.18748186

>>18747949
Based

>> No.18748211

>>18747982
how? Even when I was 14/15 the most I ever did it was 2 times in one day

how do you find the energy to do it 3 times? It just doesn't make sense to me. I lose all interest in masturbating for a few days after cumming

>> No.18748237

>>18748211
Idk

>> No.18748250

>>18747949
depression, your body is trying to keep you from killing yourself by making you horny all the time

>> No.18748256

>>18747982
You must be a very big loser.

>> No.18748263

>>18748256
>can't go outside or to work
>browse /biz/
>see thot threads every 5 minutes

>> No.18748265

>>18747949
v v v v v v v
>>18744881

>> No.18748266

>>18747949
film yourself everytime and upload it to pornhub, you could name the channel the coomer, upLOADing 2-3 vids a day of your stroking your dick. Profit from views.

>> No.18748269

>>18747949
Make a free website
Host free porn with niche tags
Generate some shit bot traffic to snowball some real views
Sell ads to pedophiles
Sell pedophiles to FBI
Problems?

>> No.18748394

>>18748263
you could have just said:

I am a weak loser and don't want to become the best version of myself.

>> No.18748404

>>18748394
>pretending like you don't masturbate
>on 4chan
At least I am honest

>> No.18749040

>>18748211
You have low t my man

>> No.18749167
File: 167 KB, 900x900, big-horns-art-block-collections.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18749167

Wats your age coomer?

Mental state?

>> No.18749205

>>18747949

you can profit from it, not financially but in healtyh. use it to go on a run every other day. you're gonna feel great.

>> No.18749253

>>18748250
>>18747949
yes it is an instinct, your body recognizes you are a genetic failure and dead end. Its taking one last pot shot at trying to get you to fuck and knock someone up but the same shitty genes make you rub on your gnarly coomer dick instead