WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!?????

[Anonymous No.18740545]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!????????!?!???

[Richard Heart No.18740568]

>>18740545
Richard here.

So, a bit of backstory. I traveled to Moscow a while ago and ended up blacked out after an expensive coke and cheap slav whore spree. I woke up fucked up... i mean, FUCKED UP on the streets and these sickly looking gopniks were trying to set me up for some shit and taking advantage of my situation. I didn't understand shit because i don't fucking speak russian, so i tried speaking in english and they started pummeling my face and spitting on me. Outta the blue i heard this weird buzzing sound from a distance and this big black van shoots over the curb and run through these motherfuckers like cockroaches. It opens its doors up and i couldn't believe what my eyes were seeing. It was one of the crazy russian guys i met back in Panama when i was blackmailing judges and lawyers forth and back. Crazy how this world can bring you surprises. We cleaned the sidewalk up and they invited me to their crackhouse to talk about to good ol' times. Y'know, the differences on how tighter or looser panamanian and russian whore pussies were. Shit like that. I showed them some magic tricks and they laughed out loud. Fantastic talk. Aleksander, the ruski i talked the most with back in panama told me that he was now into some type of crazy scamming shit with cryptocurrencies and making mad fucking money. I got his contact, we laughed, talked about whores a bit more and parted ways.

Anyways, sorry for the rambling. Well, yeah. You get it by now. These are the actual guys behind HEX. I'm not talking about the HEX brand that the designer gay jewish gayboi took care of. I'm talking about...You know, the "technical" stuff. Im just letting yall know about something really important. They just told me they set up some crazy brand new, token washing bots and guaranteed me hex is going to pump harder than ever within a few weeks. Grab your bags while you still can and remember to sell it before we reach $2. I'll let you guys know about further developments. Stay tuned.

[Anonymous No.18740593]

scam coin

[Anonymous No.18740723]

>>18740545
that is called a good price pump and we are going to have more soon. looks like we are primed to pump boys. get in!

[Anonymous No.18740741]

>>18740593
Everyone calling scam but it's been out for like half a year now and has been doing nothing but making gains. Seems like you can cash in/cash out no prob through uniswap too. Decent volume. When does the scam part start?

[Anonymous No.18740748]

>>18740568
>>18740593

[Anonymous No.18740762]

staked for 205 days

[Anonymous No.18740764]

>>18740741
Now

[Anonymous No.18742133]

>>18740545
$2 EOY

[Anonymous No.18742416]

>>18742133
Quadruple bitcoins market cap by EOY? HEX will have to be used as a vaccine for COVID for that to happen.