Financial Astrology

[Anonymous No.18739569]

>This is data going back to 1896 that shows how the Dow Jones performed during times when Mars was within 30 degrees of the lunar node. The data contains the daily percentage changes of the Dow Jones since 1896. This information was extrapolated from sources believed to be reliable regarding stock market data.
>Percentage-wise, the Dow Jones rose 857% since 1896. When Mars was within 30 degrees of the lunar node since 1896, the Dow rose 136%. When Mars was not within 30 degrees of the lunar node, the Dow rose 721%. Mars retrograde phases during the time Mars was within 30 degrees of the lunar node was not counted as Mars being within 30 degrees of the lunar node.
>I'm hypothesizing that the federal reserve can set interest rates based on the movements of the planet Mars.

https://figshare.com/articles/A_hypothesis_that_the_Federal_Reserve_can_set_interest_rates_based_on_the_movements_of_the_planet_Mars_Here_I_have_data_going_back_to_1896_that_shows_how_the_Dow_Jones_performed_when_Mars_was_within_30_degrees_of_the_lunar_node_/11985924


Have you begun to time your investments with astrology yet? Have you, like me, come to the conclusion that the economy is a bunch of meaningless numbers and we are subjects of the universe? That we are riding the wave of the Kali Yuga? That you should pull your money out and buy PMs?

[Anonymous No.18739576]

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[Anonymous No.18739594]

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[Anonymous No.18739610]

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[Anonymous No.18739637]

>>18739610
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-07-27/is-the-key-to-beating-the-market-written-in-the-stars

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_astrology

[Anonymous No.18740170]

Bump

[Anonymous No.18740289]

There's not really much to take away from this. I dunno maybe throw around small bits of your portfolio based on mars or somrthing. Tell us what happens.

[Anonymous No.18740664]

>>18739569
Nobody here knows anything about Astrology /x/fag.

[Anonymous No.18740696]

Astrology is retarded, nothing but confirmation bias

[Anonymous No.18741085]

>>18740696
>He didn't even look at the study

>>18740289
Yeah, I suppose you're right. I'm more curious about strange investing strategy than anything, I guess.

>>18740664
That's unfortunate because it's a powerful tool.

[Anonymous No.18741193]

Surprise you discovered how jews signal to each other with symbols. Almost useless to outsiders as we don’t know what their esoteric meanings are. They use astrology to tell each other messages in plain site.

[Anonymous No.18741255]

>>18740696
When you make vague predictions about personal interactions, yea.

When you apply statistics and probabilities, maybe not.

[Anonymous No.18741280]

>>18741085
Well it would be more beneficial to learn the nuances of what was happening at the time vs the overall index, although I guess you could start with the index and go from there. The other problem is that it would have to be a long experiment even if all you did was lunar cycles
>doesnt know shit about astrology or what all that planet in retrograde even means
Really though, just throw a couple hundred at it and see what happens. Just balance between etfs to see if you can time it. I might try it for the hell of it.

[Anonymous No.18741296]

>>18740696
Astrology is inherently related to the passage of time. Using astrology as a predictive signal is the same as usual a non-standard time basis for predictions. All it means is that standard time units are not aligned to the event, but non-standard units are. It suggests a regular cyclic event. What causes this is another matter entirely, but I think astrology is inherently wrong only with regard to the assignment as asters as the actuator.

[Anonymous No.18741298]

So should I buy now or what? Is it bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.18741370]

>>18739569
The secret /biz/ server link is discord gg 2hc3gS6
We will interview John McAfee this week. Join.hmm

[Anonymous No.18741751]

>>18741193
Thanks for the image/quote. And yeah, I agree that it's hard to discern, but maybe someone can crack it. There is a pajeet site that comes up on the first page of you Google "Financial Astrology," so some people are turned on to it at least.

>>18741255
Exactly. It's not for "Does she love me?" type stuff. It's trends and forces.

>>18741280
I'm definitely going to once I get back to work. It will take time and I have more learning to do, but I will report back with my earnings/findings in some months.

>>18741296
Based

>>18741298
Bullish, but there are other terrestrial forces at play rn lol

>>18741370
Sick, thanks for the link. I will be checking it out.

[Anonymous No.18741772]

>>18740696
So is most financial analysis

[Anonymous No.18741815]

Fucking based. JP Morgan himself said Astrology was for billionaires, not millionaires. Unfortunately most people have been conditioned to think that Sun sign newspaper horoscope crap is all that astrology is. When civilizations going back thousands of years have used it to guide their decisions.