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I have literally been on the toilet for 3 hours straight. How can I profit off diarrhea?

>> No.18737663

>>18737652
The problem with waiting so long beside the fact that you get older and older and there is no point to be rich when you can't get teen pussy (or if you can get it she's disgusted about you) is that the fact that you will be alive in a 5 year time frame it's not a sure thing
We live thinking as we were immortal but we are not. You can never know when destiny has planted a malign seed inside you and you are left with only 6 months or 1 year to live.
Being young it's not somenthing that can keep away this tragical fate from you.
Beside illness you can die in a lot of (painful) ways and it can happen tomorrow when you go to your job meme carrier

This is why buddism says: ''do not be so attacched to things (including life) because things are not permanent''

In my opinion the only good way of becaming rich is when you're young and without too much stress. Which is not the case with this post 2017 bubble wanna be rich cube

this is not a pasta. Just a consideration.

Buddism also say this thing, which I find very true: ''The more you want the less you'll have''

this is probably the reason why this shit is not at 100 usd making me a millionaire in Thailand while bob got rich thanks to bitcoin just because hek forgot the keys for years without even thinking about the price

>> No.18737675

>>18737663
thanks!!!

>> No.18737720

>>18737652
do it at work

>> No.18737741

>>18737652

bottle it to make jenkem. sell to drug addicts

>> No.18737782

>>18737741

honestly if you guys aren't making butt hash every time you take a shit you can't call yourselves biznessmen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UsNbsjpuLc

>> No.18737801
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18737801

Literal shitposting! Haha, old chum, what will you think of next?

Here here!

>> No.18737922

>>18737652
Put a turbine in your toilet and collect energy from your poo falling.

>> No.18738175

>>18737782
Kek