/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.18736627]

>age
>profession
>salary

let's see them gentlemen

[Anonymous No.18736660]

>>18736627
CIA

[Anonymous No.18736661]

>>18736627
SHAPESHIFTING LIZARD FUCK

[Anonymous No.18736673]

>31
>Accountant
>48k/yr
I shouldn't have gone to college.

[Anonymous No.18736679]

>>18736627

>Age
21
>Profession
Engineering
>salary
80k

What do you guys think?
Am I going to make it?

[Anonymous No.18736686]

>>18736627
>165
>vampire
>all the money in the world

[Anonymous No.18736687]

>>18736627
>30
>unemployed because of corona
>€ 65 this month

[Anonymous No.18736703]

>>18736673
based same here
hold your bets tight anon, they're the only chance you got

[Anonymous No.18736730]

>>18736679
Nice, USA?

[Anonymous No.18736732]

>>18736627
>22
>PhD candidate
>32k/yr

[Anonymous No.18736743]

>>18736627
>82
>online ad clicker
>$12

[Anonymous No.18736747]

>>18736627
>33
>international finance
>6,000,000

[Anonymous No.18736748]

>25
>Software monkey
>95k leaf bucks on a contract

This is my highest paying position so far. Before it was usually ~60k per year.

[Anonymous No.18736752]

>>18736627
>32
>quant
>138k/yr
I'm probably going to quit when all this is over and do something else for a while.

[Anonymous No.18736754]

>>18736627
>26
>kleros juror
>.3 eth per case

[Anonymous No.18736772]

>>18736627
>30, math phd
>any job i want
>300K starting

[Anonymous No.18736781]

>>18736748
I'm in software too, how did you manage such a big increase? Are you not full time then?

[Anonymous No.18736783]

>>18736673

>30
>Unemployed
>The weekly equivalent of 45,500/yr from coronabux

I don't even have to look for a job.

[Anonymous No.18736785]

>>18736627
>27
>NEET
>30k

[Anonymous No.18736812]

>>18736752
Youre underpaid

[Anonymous No.18736821]

23
shitty recurred subscription business
1200/mo

[Anonymous No.18736830]

>>18736785
How the fuck do you make 30K as a NEET?
Are you a drug dealer?

[Anonymous No.18736831]

>>18736743
My fucking sides

[Anonymous No.18736833]

>28
>field service
>90k

[Anonymous No.18736864]

>>18736627
>36
>NEET
>$0
I've got half a mil in my portfolio, live in an empty family property, so I just peel off a few hundred each month to pay for food and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.18736878]

>>18736679
>>18736730

You know it! Best part is, I'm just chilling next to a large city with a nice and low cost of living. I pay $800/mo for rent, am a 2 minute drive from work, and I'm living in a comfy suburb that's a few minute drive from the biggest cities in the state, so there's plenty to do.
Life is good

[Anonymous No.18736910]

>27
>Data Scientist for Insurance Company
>100k

[Anonymous No.18736916]

>>18736783
Lmao

[Anonymous No.18736924]

>>18736878
Houston?

[Anonymous No.18736926]

>>18736878
Cool which flyover are you in?

[Anonymous No.18736938]

>18
>Wageslave
>14k
Going to probably get another part time job and invest almost all of the earnings from that into the market
I want to be able to afford some land and have a small house contracted.

[Anonymous No.18736950]

>47
>online casino marketing
>$1M+

[Anonymous No.18736961]

>>18736781
my buddy works at the same place as me and helped me get my foot in the door. The reason for the increase in salary is due to me being a contractor. If I was a full time employee it would prob be closer to 75k. Software dev is pretty fucking dull in a corporate setting tho, I'm trying to get out asap

[Anonymous No.18736975]

>>18736910
can you give an overview of what you do there

[Anonymous No.18737039]

>>18736924
>>18736926

Nah, Minnesota
Live right next to the twin cities, super comfy
A 10 minute drive from the biggest mall in the country, along with a bunch of other stuff

[Anonymous No.18737121]

>>18736975

I do a lot of predictive modeling around client behavior.

So trying to predict how they currently feel about us from a 1 to 10, the likelihood of them terminating, and who are the best candidates to choose to go through our renewal program.

I pretty much do all the modeling that people think that actuaries do.

[Anonymous No.18737126]

>>18736679
Why are Americans constantly whining about how oppressed they are, when their salaries are the highest in the world? In Europe most people will never earn more than €3K net every month. I'm jelly as fuck.

[Anonymous No.18737197]

>>18737126
imagine maybe they have different cost of living "justifying" that increase salary (some extent)

switzerland is another good example

[Anonymous No.18737209]

>al
>dente

[Anonymous No.18737226]

>>18736627
>30
>Architect
>70k

[Anonymous No.18737232]

>>18737126
We get paid more because we are jewed into having to pay for things that europoors take for granted. We are nickel and dimed to death and sentenced to a life in perpetual debt bondage. It's literally sink or swim

[Anonymous No.18737236]

>>18737126
I basically pay a mortgage every month to (((Student loans)))

[Anonymous No.18737236,1]

>24
>student not studying anymore cause covid
> 10k to 20k a year, depends on what job i do

Why do i even?

[Anonymous No.18737243]

>>18737039
Allahu ackbar!

[Anonymous No.18737251]

>27
>CIA
>Guns, lot and lots guns.

[Anonymous No.18737257]

>>18736627
31
pharmacy manager
$165k in Atlanta

[Anonymous No.18737264]

>>18736627
Age: 23
Profession: Mil Officer
Salary: 63k before taxes

[Anonymous No.18737270]

>>18736627
Age: 78
Profession: converting my net worth into bitcoin which will either be hilarious or make me look like a genius before I die
Salary: the government

[Anonymous No.18737276]

> 31
> SWE at FAANG
> 215k

[Anonymous No.18737281]

>>18736910
what school ranking and major? t. curious student

[Anonymous No.18737300]

25
trader
70k base + comission + bonus
640k total

options keep me awake at night

[Anonymous No.18737309]

>>18736748
Did u go to coolidge or self teach

[Anonymous No.18737320]

31
125k
software dev

[Anonymous No.18737332]

>>18737300
How did you get your foot in the door

[Anonymous No.18737341]

>>18737126
commie detected

[Anonymous No.18737342]

>>18736627
>almost 23
>no accomplishments
>on welfare
people still listen to my advice here.

[Anonymous No.18737360]

>>18736961
how do you deal with the pajeets and chinks that cant speak English?

[Anonymous No.18737368]

>>18737341
Wealth inequality perpetuator detected.

[Anonymous No.18737371]

>>18736627
ITT: newfags falling for LARP

[Anonymous No.18737389]

>>18736627
>salary

Salaries are for cucks

[Anonymous No.18737412]

>>18737126
>>18737232
What % of your monthly net income goes to paying for your rent/mortgage, student loan debt, medical insurance/bills and saving for your retirement? 50%? 70%? More?

[Anonymous No.18737439]

>>18737281
I joined one of the meme "Masters in Data Science" programs 4 years ago.

I had an undergraduate degree in Applied Math with a Specialization in Computation, and some of my classmates came in with only an English major. So it was incredibly easy to pass the program, and thankfully I met my current employer through a practicum project we had.

I recommend one of those programs only for the networking. I could teach a high school kid to do my job within a year, because there are so many good resources online to learn from

[Anonymous No.18737460]

>>18737412
delusional commie comes to business board to argue.


You arent very smart, are ya?

[Anonymous No.18737466]

>>18736627
WHAT IS THAT GIRLS NAME

[Anonymous No.18737469]

>24
>chainlink associate
>$5 thread/$0.50 post

[Anonymous No.18737494]

>27
>Marketing
>$92k

[Anonymous No.18737499]

>>18736627
27
IM Resident
53K

[Anonymous No.18737534]

>>18737460
>t. dude who will spend $30K for his wife to give birth
kek

[Anonymous No.18737551]

31
Quant
80k base
Bonus was 200. But lost it today

[Anonymous No.18737566]

>25
>Medical interpreter
>12k a year
I shouldn't have been born Venezuelan.

[Anonymous No.18737585]

2.9 MB GIF
>25
>Medical interpreter
>12k a year
I shouldn't have been born Venezuelan.

[Anonymous No.18737597]

>>18736627
>39
>physicist/R&D at a big automobile company
>150k/yr

[Anonymous No.18737608]

>>18736627

>25
>Graphic Designer
>37k after taxes via salary

[Anonymous No.18737619]

>>18736627

>36
>NEET
>$1104 a week

[Anonymous No.18737628]

>>18737320
what city and company? Bonus? 401K match percent?

[Anonymous No.18737638]

>>18737585
just play runescape bro

[Anonymous No.18737641]

>>18737566
Set up a website, spend a few hundred on targeted ads for english / spanish doctors or whatever your specialization and target market is. You should make a decent second income. I did something like this for my mum in another translation niche and after putting about $500-1000 in content she is making more money than you as a retiree by working 15-20h a week !

[Anonymous No.18737691]

>>18737121
>guesswork but with computer output to make it look credible
don't plan to have a job in 10 years when this "data science" fad is over

[Anonymous No.18737709]

>>18737226
How hard was it for you to find work after college?

[Anonymous No.18737721]

>>18737309
I dropped out of uni twice (comp sci kek) and then taught myself

[Anonymous No.18737746]

>>18737209
>Female
>+size
>27yo
>TLC

[Anonymous No.18737768]

>>18737270
how does it feel to be the oldest person on the internet?

[Anonymous No.18737769]

>>18736627
>32
>lawyer
>$165k
The fact that you said "salary" instead of "yearly income" says a lot.

[Anonymous No.18737770]

>37
>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75hr

[Anonymous No.18737774]

>>18737360
out of the 20 or so people on my team, 15 and pajeets and 2 chinese. It's not that bad because the upper level guys are pretty competent, and I don't have to interact with them too much. One guy unironically used the phrase "did the needful" after I asked him to do something which was pretty funny

[Anonymous No.18737797]

>>18737721
How to git gud after reading books?

[Anonymous No.18737818]

Darknet tablet dealer
3k a month

[Anonymous No.18737869]

29 years old
Quality engineer
77k usd, Midwest

[Anonymous No.18737885]

>>18736627
Dam! David Duke is doing better than I thought.

[Anonymous No.18737893]

Female..cause fuck your sirs comment

Engineer
80k
Northeast

[Anonymous No.18737897]

>>18737818
What even is that?

[Anonymous No.18737904]

21
Customs Broker
20k usd after tax

feels bad man

[Anonymous No.18737913]

>33
>MD in private practice
>550k

[Anonymous No.18737927]

>>18736783
>>18736785
Based

[Anonymous No.18737960]

>>18736627
>25
>Risk consulting
>Overtimes

[Anonymous No.18737967]

>>18737691
lol unfortunately for society, data science is here to stay

Data is the new oil goy

[Anonymous No.18737982]

>>18736673
weird. this is me

[Anonymous No.18738003]

>26
>procurement
>65k

I work 7-5 but money and benefits are good so whatever, coast mode for now

[Anonymous No.18738008]

>>18737126
I'm not sure about other countries, but in the US, it's gross pay. So:
subtract 30% in taxes
subtract $400/month for family health insurance
subtract 15-25% for retirement contributions if you don't have a pension.
I 'make' $67K + 10% bonus. My gross, bi-weekly paychecks are $2,800. I get to keep $1,100 sheckles so I can give it to my other insurance companies and banks.

[Anonymous No.18738014]

>>18737893
open bob show vagene

[Anonymous No.18738016]

>>18736627
> 23
> Postdoc
> 80k
Am I going to make it ?

[Anonymous No.18738017]

>29
>IT Developer
>60k

Could be paid more but honestly I enjoy my job. I've actually learned a shit ton over the year I've been there. Very jack off all trades job so I think I should have some good opportunities moving forward.

[Anonymous No.18738033]

>>18736627
>33
>Quant in Bank
>175k+bonus

[Anonymous No.18738046]

>>18737709
it took me about 6 months. It was a pain but once you get a job, you can find a job anywhere else. You get more exposure if you get into a large corporate firm with some renown, cause then the recruiters start swarming for you, especially if you are experienced in Revit.

[Anonymous No.18738052]

>>18737797
it's all about practice. The bad thing is that dev practice for the sake of practice will make you suicidal. Try to build something that will make your life easier or something that you find interesting. The more things you build, the more you will be able to talk about during interviews. Software development isn't difficult it just takes patience

[Anonymous No.18738080]

>>18736772
>

[Anonymous No.18738084]

>34
>cop
>60K + 3K to 5K (side hustling)

If I wasn’t in so much debt I would be buying property and banging young hookers.

FUCK

[Anonymous No.18738097]

>>18737439
What school did you do it from? I've got a meme Sociology Bachelors, so does this mean I've got a chance?

[Anonymous No.18738117]

>>18736812
This. How the fuck are you that old and a quant only making 132k?

[Anonymous No.18738129]

>>18738084
you'll get there bro!

[Anonymous No.18738194]

>30
>day trader
>depends

Made $152k last year. I'm significantly fucking down from this point last year

[Anonymous No.18738233]

>mfw I'm a slavpoor and literally any non-meme salary here would be "making it" for me

[Anonymous No.18738487]

>>18738097

Idk what the standards are today, but 4 years ago you'd definitely have a chance. My program ended up turning back into a MBA program, so I think enough companies figured out that most graduating from it didn't know shit.

Most students didn't make it higher than business analyst when graduating because they never even learned to program.

But I'd recommend learning programming before entering any program.

[Anonymous No.18738550]

>24
>SEO/E-businigger
>150k/yr (fluctuates)

[Anonymous No.18738568]

>millenia
>jew
>whatever I feel like printing

[Anonymous No.18738609]

>>18736627
25
fin quant (data scientist + software engineer)
500k

[Anonymous No.18738610]

>>18738550
how the fuck do you earn 150k doing SEO? I do SEO as a student part time job, and I make like 20 USD an hour (in scandinavia)

[Anonymous No.18738646]

18
software engineer/techlead
5m

[Anonymous No.18738697]

people with actual real salaries on /biz/....larping or you guys are the damaged goods freaks of the office. "i'm not like the rest of 4chan, im different. I can play both roles!" you tell yourselves.

>26
> NEET
> BTC, ETH, shitcoins

[Anonymous No.18738702]

>>18737126
>reeeeeee free healthcare reeeeeee
t.american socialist

[Anonymous No.18738715]

>36
>Larper
>probably over a billion idk my accountant handles that.

[Anonymous No.18738726]

>34
>380k/yr
>MD

Finna boutta retire in 5-6 years

[Anonymous No.18738737]

>>18736627
30
Being a nigger
Watermelon

[Anonymous No.18738805]

>32
>software eng
>90k+bonus and opts ~= 95-99k TC (canadian, lol)

Not enough money to afford a nice place and avoid being a serf or a nice car, but I guess I have access to basic ameneties. I was a fool and sat around jerking off or playing games when I should have done everything in my power to work in the US before this coronavirus shit hit. My peers are clearing half a mil USD easy and have it made. I am deeply unhappy and even with a paycheque its canadian monopoly money, taxed to hell and useless to get anything i want because i live alone (dual income seems mandatory in canada i you want a nice life)

[Anonymous No.18738806]

>>18736627
34
healthcare it, never studied.
70k

[Anonymous No.18738822]

>41
>set for life
>my dad works at Nintendo

[Anonymous No.18738907]

>25
>graphic design team lead
>33k€

Shoot me already

[Anonymous No.18738949]

>30
>Communications Technician
>82k

[Anonymous No.18738988]

>>18736627
>21
>Private Equity
>300k if you include signing bonus

[Anonymous No.18739003]

>>18738907
>€
Ehh, that's $37USD. Keep your chin up. Here in the US, we have no guaranteed sick time protection, usually get 2 weeks vacation, and very few holidays.
The people who come here are usually the ones who brag. They're in a business forum.
Does your $33 EUR include a pension? Taxes? Healthcare? I was phone posting, but I only see (nearly) 1/3 of what I actually 'make' due to taxes, retirement funding, and health insurance.

[Anonymous No.18739007]

>35
>Opthalmologist
>900k

[Anonymous No.18739042]

>29
> Distribution center selector + computer science student
> $23k

[Anonymous No.18739052]

>26
>back office analyst
>66K/yr

I'm fast tracked to become a senior analyst which should push me into 75K by next spring, and we get some okay bonuses. I want to transition into something else afterwards with higher earning potential but I'm not sure what to do.

Kind of paralyzed with fear over the uncertainty in the world right now and my job is very secure. I am basically at no risk of losing it even if we see an 08 level crash.

[Anonymous No.18739093]

>>18738697
damaged goods for sure, but my work is solid so the higher-ups have changed their tune about me.

[Anonymous No.18739181]

>>18736752
>>18737551
>>18738033
>>18738609
No fucking way theres this many quants on this board. Youre all larping

[Anonymous No.18739188]

>>18736627
67
former blow dealer
im retired now and living off several income streams

[Anonymous No.18739205]

>>18739181
Cope harder faggot. 4chan is the internet bar where geniuses and retards hang out

[Anonymous No.18739210]

>>18736627
>28
>law clerk
>$60k

At least until I get my license at which point salary doubles.

>>18738988
What do you do at your firm?

[Anonymous No.18739240]

>26
>lead employee of a small company in restaurant biz
>35k usd/yr

J U S T

[Anonymous No.18739286]

>25
>steal nudes and resell them
>1-3k a month

[Anonymous No.18739297]

>>18736627
>31
>Sr. Project Manager
>$80,000 plus bonus/bennies and $1,300/mo disabilitybux from the Army
I’m gonna make it bros

[Anonymous No.18739376]

>>18736627
>25
>IT Administrator
>50k

I watch progress bars all day

[Anonymous No.18739427]

32
Finance Director
$96k a year but very low cost of living area. House was $123k and is pretty nice. Job has a pension and health insurance until death but the pension fund is TANKING.

[Anonymous No.18739461]

>23
>swe
>$120K last year with bonus

[Anonymous No.18739495]

>>18736627
> 30
> Logistical Ops Supervisor
> 65k
It's okay for no degree

[Anonymous No.18739510]

>>18736627
>27
>Data Scientist
>110k

Live in NOVA, just finished paying off some debt. No kids. Just pumping cash into crypto. Ngl, it's comfy.

[Anonymous No.18739515]

>>18736821
what's it about?

[Anonymous No.18739536]

>25
>Sales
>24k a year(?)

I used to have a pretty well paying job
but it wasnt really of the legitimate variety

[Anonymous No.18739553]

>>18737466
horny detected

[Anonymous No.18739563]

>>18737126
Cost of living and purchasing power you brainlet

[Anonymous No.18739578]

>>18737466
Karen

[Anonymous No.18739607]

>>18736878
I will unironically hunt you down and beat you to death you larping degenerate

[Anonymous No.18739661]

>>18737243

[Anonymous No.18739673]

>>18736627

>27
>Data Scientist
>£35k

I know, I know. But no other job could be this comfy, and I need the spare time/energy/leeway to take care of my family and plan my startup.

[Anonymous No.18739688]

>>18736627
32
published author living off royalty checks
68k/yr +/-

ive invested into over 100MM RSR so im fully confident in the next 10 years that i will be in the elite class.

[Anonymous No.18739698]

>>18739181
not that suprising as quants are the nerds of the firms

[Anonymous No.18739803]

29
Fundraising
88,000

[Anonymous No.18739848]

>>18737039
enjoying ramadan muhammed?

[Anonymous No.18739856]

>>18737897
sell drugs on the internet

[Anonymous No.18739872]

>>18736627
34
Outside Sales
48k base - 7% commission (100k to 180k a year).

[Anonymous No.18739906]

>>18736627
30.
Planner.
150k base.

[Anonymous No.18739978]

>>18739872
I almost did that then realized there's 0 work life balance. Great money though

[Anonymous No.18739996]

>26
>Electrical Engineer (Construction)
>134k Ausfag dollars

[Anonymous No.18740007]

>28
>Catastrophe Modeler
>68,500 with bonuses.

[Anonymous No.18740025]

>>18739978
More than my previous job (Service Manager making 80k but backup on call 24/7). Good money for a while to stash away and aim for early retirement.

[Anonymous No.18740058]

>26
>quant at hedge fund
>380k before bonus

[Anonymous No.18740091]

>>18736627
-28
-flipping apartments
-300-600k

[Anonymous No.18740093]

25
Chemist
50k

[Anonymous No.18740133]

>>18736627
29
Medical Claims Adjuster
40k
I've worked many entry level jobs but don't have a career established. I refuse to work at another call center though.
I do have 30k Link though so hopefully in the next few years I make it.

[Anonymous No.18740218]

>19
>chemical technician
> around 36k, working towards my master

[Anonymous No.18740231]

>>18740091
im intrigued, can you describe the process? howd you get in the game?

[Anonymous No.18740259]

>>18739286
where do you sell them? had the same idea, but you need to verify yourself if you want to cashout on onlyfans

[Anonymous No.18740267]

>22
>back office finance
>60k before tax

[Anonymous No.18740287]

>35 (wizard)
>/smg/ maker and day trader and chain link bagholder/shill
>-85k/week

[Anonymous No.18740318]

>25
>Nothing
>Nothing, potentially $3,000 a month in the future for nothing

I ain't going back to work. I made an effort and it sucked.

[Anonymous No.18740339]

>>18738988
liar

[Anonymous No.18740341]

>>18736627
>35
>Managing director of technology consultancy
>$200k + share options

My crypto stack is slowly looking like a small lottery win so i think I will retire soon.

[Anonymous No.18740359]

>>18740231
I buy shitty apartments in popular areas that needs a new kitchen, floor, new paint on the walls/ new walls. And I do that as cheap as possible. The magic is to find a old apartment with a new bathroom (max 5-6 years).

Im kinda handy and had 100k to start with.
I use roughly 3-4 weeks 4-5 days a week 5-6 hours a day. Could probably spend much less time, but im lazy

[Anonymous No.18740426]

>>18736627
25

Pre meme disease:
62k data analyst

Post meme disease:
36k leech doing cash work a couple days a week.

Prefer the latter desu. .The chillness is dope.

[Anonymous No.18740458]

22
60k
Accountant for the fed

I'm never voting republican again

[Anonymous No.18740469]

>>18740426
What is cash work?

[Anonymous No.18740484]

>>18736752
>>18737551
>>18738033
>>18738609
>>18740058
me too i'm a quant at GS only making 860k a year post covid.

[Anonymous No.18740490]

>31
>student
>62k

Can't wait to go back to work already

[Anonymous No.18740504]

>>18736938
you need to buy gold and silver to do this...

[Anonymous No.18740530]

>>18738084
im guessing your oakland pd kek

[Anonymous No.18740547]

>>18737264
Found the butter bar

[Anonymous No.18740582]

>>18736627
>30
>accountant
>$66k base + 5% bonus (probably 0% bonus due to covid19)

only been an accountant for 1.5 years so not too bad, i guess.

[Anonymous No.18740591]

>>18740469
Roofing and bricklaying mostly. I'm good with my hands and like being outdoors, will trade for the office any day if the government is handing out checks

[Anonymous No.18740624]

>>18736627
>>age
23
>>profession
chemical/process engineer
>>salary
$75k

[Anonymous No.18740626]

>>18737913
what specialty?

[Anonymous No.18740636]

>>18738726
what specialty?/State?

[Anonymous No.18740658]

>>18736627
39
IT shit (technical consultant)
just under $110k a year

[Anonymous No.18740667]

>>18740458
There's a story wanting to come out ...

[Anonymous No.18740707]

>>18736627
31
Software Engineer
~175k + bonus

Tell me what options to buy.

[Anonymous No.18740788]

>>18739688
>published author
>68k

How the fuck...? Whtat do you write? Where do you publish? I've got two novels published and so far it's been the most expensive hobby in my life.

[Anonymous No.18740813]

>>18736627
27
engineer
80-100k depending on how good the bonus is

[Anonymous No.18740833]

>>18740707
DHT 15c 12/20

[Anonymous No.18740853]

>>18740788
>he fell for the (insert Russian author) meme
>not writing kindle/pdf for $1

Ngmi

[Anonymous No.18740865]

>>18736627
39
senior devops engineer
175k

[Anonymous No.18740867]

28
I just started breaking into peoples houses and cars
It depends on the night, 2 days ago i got an hp laptop from a college kids Corolla

[Anonymous No.18740874]

>25
>Financial Reporting Analyst (attached to business unit)
>$115k-$125k a year

[Anonymous No.18740884]

>>1873662750
50
Retired
$87k

[Anonymous No.18740894]

>>18740318
Not worth it bro most of these guys are miserable, I've gotten more pussy just getting fit and being unemployed then i ever did being a wagie

[Anonymous No.18740895]

>>18740867
I'm sure this is a bait, but if it's true, I hope you die of a slow and painful death you useless piece of shit. Why don't you produce something in society instead of being the low life piece of shit scum that you are? You are literally a leach off of other people's hard work. Seriously consider either A) killing yourself B) killing yourself C) going to prison, getting raped and killing yourself or D) do something other than be a piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.18740913]

>>18740853
Explain it then. I'm tired of being poor.

[Anonymous No.18740914]

>>18740895
Nah im good keep seething

[Anonymous No.18740959]

>>18737769
You sound like you have no friends

[Anonymous No.18740976]

>>18740914
confirmed nigger, your life is already trash.

[Anonymous No.18740988]

>>18740895
I also sell bath salts but tell people its mdma and make 10x my money back and no ones even questiones it one kid almost tried to stab his mom

[Anonymous No.18741005]

>>18740976
Petter then yours

[Anonymous No.18741017]

>>18736627

>32
>Online Sales Manager
>$160K /yr (after-tax)
$300K (after-tax) if you include bonus. Feels good working for parents. I saved the company by taking it online 10 years ago when everyone was laughing at the idea. Now I'm selling $6m per year doing 4hrs of work per day.

[Anonymous No.18741020]

>>18740913
>find niche topic (self help, motivation, law of attraction, kids stories, k-5 learning)
>write 5-10pgs, double spaced, font 35
>publish on amazon kindle for 1$.
>have a drink for me anon

[Anonymous No.18741041]

>>18740988
Yeah the car theft is scummy nigger tier shit but who in their right mind would leave valuables in a car outside of their garage. The drug shit is hilarious though, keep on memeing on the degenerate druggies.

[Anonymous No.18741046]

>>18741020
who is buying these? do you advertise at all?

[Anonymous No.18741126]

>>18741046
Well yeah, you need a flashy title and marketing, something catchy like “learn how I went from 69k in debt to being earning 500k/yr, buy my book now!!!” Or piggyback in already popular keywords. Look at ryan play place in YouTube.

[Anonymous No.18741140]

>>18741017
what do you sell?

[Anonymous No.18741217]

>>18741140
Lighting products. Mostly for growing plants.

[Anonymous No.18741258]

>>18736627
23
3d modeler
30k per year

[Anonymous No.18741279]

33
Government
$100k

[Anonymous No.18741383]

contributing for data collection

>25
>software dev in non-USA country
>75k

thats pre tax but i dont have to pay for healthcare and rent in my inner city apt is 1k/month, feelsgood

bonus, ill add in
>net worth
>600k

[Anonymous No.18741538]

>>18736627
>age
29
>profession
warehouse wagecuck(part time)
>salary
500 euros the month
>dream profession
start my own porn company and fuck sluts on camera
>dream salary
50k euros the month

[Anonymous No.18741667]

>>18736747
Larp

[Anonymous No.18741683]

>29
>Event manager
>32k euros / year

[Anonymous No.18741688]

>>18740874
what was your career progression like? assuming b4 audit to start?

[Anonymous No.18741689]

>>18740259
i shill on ig with bots and then sell on cashapp, if im running low on pics i just scam

[Anonymous No.18741692]

>>18736864
Peel off a G and I’ll take it no problem

[Anonymous No.18741709]

>>18741126
>ryan play place
didn't return anything, just abunch of videos of a random sea kid.

[Anonymous No.18741717]

>>18740667
theres nothing to it besides an internship program. democrats increase funding while orange man spams twitter all day

[Anonymous No.18741734]

>>18737270
Nigga you ain’t 78

[Anonymous No.18741766]

>>18737270
This fucking guy. I almost wish this wasn't a larp because it would be really nice to see it.

[Anonymous No.18741776]

>>18736627
>25
>Intelligence officer
>51k, but most costs covered by gubmint

[Anonymous No.18741777]

>>18737893
Show bob or Leave

[Anonymous No.18741793]

>>18738084
lmaoooo dude you wanna gimme some confiscated drugs

[Anonymous No.18741807]

>>18738646
Cool Larp

[Anonymous No.18741816]

>25
>Chemist
>$50,000
Yes I am way underpaid, but my company respects me and now is not a good time to look for a new job.

[Anonymous No.18741848]

>age
21
>profession
Sales and marketing
>salary
60k AUD which translates to about 40usd for you burgers

[Anonymous No.18741851]

>>18736627
Age:22

Profession: Law Student (gonna work at my uncle's firm probably after I finish)

Salary: I make like 25k, working part time at a gas station and investing.

I feel like all of my peers within the same age group are zooming ahead of me and setting up well paying career already. I get kind of depressed thinking about how I'll be in my mid-20s before I really have a career that could support a family.

[Anonymous No.18741875]

>>18736627
>18
>Unemployed
>$109 off of my stonks so far

[Anonymous No.18741892]

31
SysAdmin Manager in NYC
$180,000/yr

[Anonymous No.18741939]

>22
>uni student in Cali
>$0

[Anonymous No.18742260]

>>18736627
29
Middle school teacher
My salary as a teacher is a measly 35K USD, but I also get around 30K USD a year from my investments

[Anonymous No.18742484]

37
Radiographer
95K AUD per annum
JUSTED

[Anonymous No.18742635]

>>18738233
Just swim to Canada, bro

[Anonymous No.18742733]

>>18736679
same, except I make 65k

[Anonymous No.18742772]

28
financial advisor
about 65000 leaf bucks

[Anonymous No.18742975]

>>18736686
>6686
>allthemoneyintheworld
close drac(bezos) but no cigar

31
cashier @ 'essential' grocery store place
~20K a year living rent free with mommy

[Anonymous No.18743048]

Age 32
Position: bent over in high security prison.
Salary: 18 years with 12 to go earning 14 cigarettes per BJ.

[Anonymous No.18743145]

19
vampire
all the money ill ever need

[Anonymous No.18743212]

>>18736772
Kek. I remember the Facebook group where that was originally posted. Epic department waiting room, right?

[Anonymous No.18743298]

>>18736627
>fuck
>off
>glownigger

[Anonymous No.18743332]

>>18736627
36 80k construction

[Anonymous No.18743342]

>>18743298
glow nigs can instantly access our bank accounts and tax returns. dont think they are harvesting info about that sort of thing form 4 chan

[Anonymous No.18743377]

40ish
Captain @ shit tier airline
$138450

[Anonymous No.18743386]

>>18736627
>31
>corporate creative freelancer
>$230k last year, no idea what this year will be due to rona but I have billed $104k YTD

[Anonymous No.18743398]

>>18742260
Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha!

[Anonymous No.18743608]

>>18743386
Could you elaborate on your work?

[Anonymous No.18743644]

>>18736627
>25
>Wagie
>$28,800 CAD
._.

[Anonymous No.18743681]

>>18738017
>jack off all trades
Yeah you sound like you'd be into that.

[Anonymous No.18743701]

>>18740469
It means he's defrauding the government so that he can stay on welfare while still being employed.

[Anonymous No.18743721]

>>18743212
Holy shit kill yourself

[Anonymous No.18743737]

>>18743608

Sure. I won't go into too much detail to protect my privacy, but I provide creative services focused on a specific, fairly technical industry.

The bulk of what I do is executive speechwriting, which is working with a C- or SVP-level person to develop the material that they share at company events. I also write for celebrities and media personalities that they bring in to host events.

Due to my experience in this industry I will occasionally pick up other work, like marketing/strategy stuff, writing/directing videos, miscellaneous copywriting stuff like company handbooks.

It's a quiet, boring job that very few people actually know about, I like doing it, and it pays very well. I am very lucky.

[Anonymous No.18743745]

>>18736627
>29
>Director of engineering in a small company
>85k

I'm a glorified engineering manager

[Anonymous No.18743774]

>>18736627
Why is that girl naked? Why did she go like that?

[Anonymous No.18743794]

28
Pilot (instructor)
shit. I made $400 on my last paycheck

[Anonymous No.18743804]

>>18737628
ADP, Alpharetta, contract w2

[Anonymous No.18743830]

>>18736864
Hows ur divvies looking? You should be in a position where you never touch the principal with that much loot.

[Anonymous No.18743838]

>>18739052
im the same, i work at a bank.
honestly do not like the job dealing with bugging people for procedures and testing them. seems like made up work desu. but i also dont really know what to do i just dont want to deal with people

[Anonymous No.18743910]

>>18737270
Based boomer. Might wanna put a couple thousand Link in there somewhere as well.

[Anonymous No.18743954]

>>18736627
47 year old, glownigger mowing company owner

[Anonymous No.18743959]

>>18737597
F...Ford?? If so, you fucks need to release the Evo. The EV with the suicide doors. Millennials would eat that car up.

[Anonymous No.18743988]

>>18743681
jej underrated

[Anonymous No.18744050]

>>18736627
36 specialist physician 450k a year, still can’t afford a 2M house

[Anonymous No.18744051]

>26
>construction labourer
>$40k

[Anonymous No.18744072]

>>18736627
Glow Nigger
Dead Nigger Storage Custodian
3 Niggers / month

[Anonymous No.18744088]

>>18736627
38
Lumber warehouse worker
$40,000 -$45,000 plus benefits and 401k 4% match.

I'm a recovering junkie with two years sober if thay wasn't the case I'd be making more then $20 hourly.

[Anonymous No.18744095]

>>18736627
28
Aircraft Dispatcher
60k

[Anonymous No.18744139]

>>18744095
Interesting. Will this be automated? Is there growth?

[Anonymous No.18744186]

>>18736783
Fuck the people who decided to give the unemployed more then they were earning while working. I can see matching the unemployed payments to their normal wage but giving extra is fucking nuts. It makes "essential" worker feel like idiots and we're the only people paying taxes so the government should remember that. If we don't get a essential workers bonus or tax deduction I'll vote socialist Democrats until I die.

[Anonymous No.18744225]

>>18736627
28
startup
$0
500k-1mill coming soon :)

[Anonymous No.18744397]

>>18743794
Take it from someone who has been in the industry since before 9/11.

Do something else.

[Anonymous No.18744424]

>>18744095
Useless fucks. Thanks for sending me the areas of hazardous weather after I am in it.

Fucktards

[Anonymous No.18744478]

>>18744186
It’s retarded since I got my hours cut AND have to work while this shit is going on

[Anonymous No.18744641]

>>18744186
>>18744478
it's not like it's a monthly paycheck tho

[Anonymous No.18744671]

38
Production Assistant
$14k / year

[Anonymous No.18744702]

25
Waiter
60k

It's a sustainable income but I want to do something meaningful, I start nursing school in June.

[Anonymous No.18744706]

32
pizza maker
33k

my body cannot take much more of it

[Anonymous No.18744775]

>27
>Inside sales
>38-40k

[Anonymous No.18744912]

>>18737264
What’s a mil officer?

[Anonymous No.18744948]

>>18744050
bro how?? I wanna do med school why are docs so broke?

[Anonymous No.18744964]

>>18743681
kek

[Anonymous No.18744970]

>>18743737
thank you for sharing
have a blessed day

[Anonymous No.18745001]

>28
>instrumentation technologist
>60k salary + up to 10k bonus depending on overtime

Probably going to lose my job due to the oil crash and never work in the field again I expect unless there is a miraculous V shaped economic recovery

Not sure what to do now I'm almost 30 and too old to switch careers

[Anonymous No.18745046]

29
Indie game dev
Too many variables for anything consistent, but last year make 66k gross, hoping to make over 100k this year.

[Anonymous No.18745069]

>>18745001
>Not sure what to do now I'm almost 30 and too old to switch careers

Nah dude my mom switched careers at 54 and was much happier for it. Friend went back to school at 28 for message therapy and 2 years later he was making bank (not so much now with Corona, obviously). But the point is that it's not too late, it's never to late.

[Anonymous No.18745083]

>>18737264
Age: 22
Profession: Military Contracting / E5 Reservist
Salary: 75K gross
Suck it, faggot

[Anonymous No.18745092]

>>18744397
Based oldfag

[Anonymous No.18745117]

>>18736660
Bro tell us about the aliens

[Anonymous No.18745123]

>>18744478
>>18744186
Yep. I'm essential (law office clerk) and make less than I would if I was on CERB due to cut hours. It's gay because my boss told me I'm going to be let go in June, so I won't even have a job at the end of it, and CERB will probably have run out by then.

[Anonymous No.18745129]

Age: 21
Profession: Engineer
Salary: 75K

I'm like the Minnesotafag who posted way above, except I live near the city so my rent is twice the amount.

Hope the fucking housing market crashes soon so I can buy that cheap ass property

[Anonymous No.18745135]

>>18745083
>22
>E5
>Also contractor
Larp

[Anonymous No.18745192]

>>18745001
>Not sure what to do now I'm almost 30 and too old to switch careers

I remember retardedly thinking this at 27

I then spent 9 more years in a career I hated before switching to something I liked, and now finally life is good. Here's what I wish someone said to me:

Stop being a fucking retard, you're in your 20s you moron, you're a few years out of your goddamn teens, you have no idea what being old is, you're like 10 years away from random parts of your body starting to hurt, all the time for the rest of your life, change careers immediately you dumb young fuck

[Anonymous No.18745196]

>>18736627

Young anon here about to turn 21
>no job
>in CS

What do you guys recommend for me to make money? My generation is probably eternally FUCKED by these boomers ruining the economy and employment. I'm going to graduate next year and all I can think about is my cancelled internships and how I'm probably not going to get hired from the thousands of other fellow CS graduates.

What do I do? I want to make money and use my brain. This fucking coronavirus has taken away lots of opportunities from me.

[Anonymous No.18745437]

>>18736627
>exists entirely on chain
>secures society
>minimum stake to participate in justice

[Anonymous No.18746228]

>25
>Warehouse
>60k/year

[Anonymous No.18746695]

>>18741688
Not b4, but public company.

Started as a generalist analyst, got scooped into the specialization. Since then I've paid my dues at the same company for 6 years and now I am trusted by upper management to do ad hoc stuff for them.

I found the job through an online job posting on a popular US job site.

[Anonymous No.18746722]

30
Kindergarten teacher abroad
30k (but housing and insurance covered)

[Anonymous No.18746894]

>>18745196
>CS
How can you be such a faggot? Like, look at the people who posted before you and are even younger than you earning shit ton of money. Computer Science is the fucking way mate, don’t be so sad or whatever shitty emotion you’re feeling right now, learn a new language or sth during the quarantine or start freelancing.

[Anonymous No.18747578]

>>18739553
that's a beautiful name

[Anonymous No.18747685]

28
Security Engineer
117k USD in Los Angeles

I was hired at 110k over 5 years ago. My salary hasn’t kept up with inflation, but I’m fully remote with little manager oversight. I think people expect me to want more money and a higher position but life is comfy as it is.

[Anonymous No.18747710]

<58
<boomer
<4chan janitor

[Anonymous No.18747803]

>>18736627
>36
>Small office and home technology support
>like 40k

[Anonymous No.18748069]

>>18737342
same. my mom funds my crypto

[Anonymous No.18748208]

>>18743681
kek

[Anonymous No.18748236]

>>18744088
>$20 hourly
for being a warehouse worker!?thats insane. You must be american. Rich without any qualifications. Life is too easy in america

[Anonymous No.18748277]

>>18739286
Where do you get nudes from?

[Anonymous No.18748287]

>>18741258
You should do some as per request 3d printing on the side for pocket money

>25
>80-90K yr
>onsite machinist
>fuck around with long stocks made 5k pocket money last year

[Anonymous No.18748294]

>>18736627
>age
21
>profession
journalist
>salary
Zero. I made 50 bucks on my practice at a news agency though

[Anonymous No.18748639]

>>18736627
>age
26
>income
120k AUD/YR
>job
doctor

[Anonymous No.18748722]

>27
>data scientist contractor
>750$ per working day