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>> No.18723203
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OIL WHAT THE FUCK AGAIN???????????

>> No.18723228

Fuck oil. Everyone is day trading Steem coin today gents. Profit 400 to 500 sats every 4 hours.good day stonk boomers.

>> No.18723249
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>>18723203
THEY KEEP PUMPING OIL BUT THERE IS LITERALLY NO WHERE TO PUT IT! WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO BUY WORTHLESS TOXIC GOO??

>> No.18723273
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>>18723203
Down over 10% now

>> No.18723286

>>18723273
Nobody cares about useless shit. Stop posting.

>> No.18723294

>People talking about groupon
I haven't heard my normie sister mention groupon in like 2 years.

>> No.18723298

Why the fuck are oil stocks up if this is happening to oil prices?

RDS.B/OKE shareholder who wants more cheapies.

>> No.18723305
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I love cunny!

>> No.18723309

>>18723298
Because this is a clownmarket.

>> No.18723311

>>18723286
Useless shit
>oil

>> No.18723324

>>18723305
based cunnyposter

>> No.18723326
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New Bobo fresh off the press. Looking for any suggestions.

>> No.18723331
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>>18723273
Crashing another leg down now

>> No.18723335

>>18723305
basedo

>> No.18723338
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if you don't like Drum & Bass or cunny you're probably poor, and most likely a simp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YYFPm8sbqE

>> No.18723340
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>>18723311
Well, are you gunna buy it then?

>> No.18723344
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God is real, brothers.
There can be no faith without doubt, just as there can be no good without evil.

>> No.18723347

I don't respect cunny bros...

>> No.18723350

>>18723305
imagine spending your life beating your dick to cartoons.

>> No.18723365

>>18723286
>NO ONE CARES ABOUT REALITY, STOCKS GO ~UP~
bearish
>>18723298
well I posted that COP conference call and they are idling a bunch of fields/leaving it in the reservoir but from their 10-k I think they still have some giant contracts that aren't affected by those prices. I'd assume people still thinking demand will spring back but delays in opening or evidence of low demand after reopening will probably rape them
t. literally no idea about how the oil industry works

>> No.18723367

>>18723326
it's perfect my love

>> No.18723369
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>people are STILL surprised oil is tanking
South Korea just declared full capacity. It's going negative again.

>> No.18723372
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>>18723331
USO reverse split today too. Its literally going to zero. Look at the google search results. LMAO

>> No.18723378

>>18723331
>>18723273
I was watching this last night. It was amazing to see oil just thundering down.

>> No.18723379

>>18723350
I’ve fucked more women than anybody in this thread, 103 to be precise, and I fucking love cunny.

>> No.18723384
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Reposting in anticipation of tomorrow.

>> No.18723386

>>18723171
cuomo is not wrong half of the fucking jobs in the state are termed "essential workers" at this point including food deliver, which i started doing when my job at a performing arts center shut down because of corona. i wish i had just applied for unemployment instead though since i could have gotten an extra $600 a week just sitting on my ass and shitposting.

also buy RTX and XOM

>> No.18723392

>>18723379
>103 to lie precisely

>> No.18723393
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>>18723331
Jesus oil just keeps crashing

>> No.18723402
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>>18723326
Can you edit a cheap halloween looking bear mask on this apu? Can you do the same for a bull mask as well?

Thank you

>> No.18723409
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ngl the speed and quality of memes made during the hours where oil was negative impresses me

>> No.18723417
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>>18723393
there is no bottom until supply stops or demand resumes

>> No.18723425
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>>18723393
Sub $11 now lol

>> No.18723429
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>>18723326
make the last of us tranny a bobo

>> No.18723437

>>18723338
Drum & Bass is good, but I prefer Techno/tech house. Check out Adam Beyer.

>> No.18723451
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>>18723338
prog rock and futa > nigbeats and cheese

>> No.18723450

>>18723437
thanks i will

>> No.18723455
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>>18723147
>Virtually the entire list is garbage now and was only good last month
how the fuck do you figure that?

Are you just saying it because they've run up too much? He does say it's a list to turn to if the market turns over again.

Tell me how Eli Lilly, PepsiCo, Costco, Clorox, Colgate-Palmolive, Kimberly-Clark, Procter & Gamble, Shopify, DexCom, Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson, Amazon, Microsoft, Campbell Soup, J M Smucker, Mondelez, American Tower, Chipotle, Domino’s Pizza, Walmart, AMD, Nvidia, Verizon, and Barrick Gold are all "garbage" ??

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>>18723417
is that bacon McDouble still $2?

>> No.18723475

Should've held on to some sco

>> No.18723478

>>18723338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0-VuyIz3Qg

>> No.18723479
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18723479

>John 15:12
>This is My commandment, that you love one another, just as I have loved you.

>> No.18723494

>>18723451
based, check out spastic ink if you haven't.
don't know how progressive you like, but it's great technical metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n0L6H8xFaM

>> No.18723498

>>18723367
Thank you, kyaaah! >//////<
>>18723402
>>18723429
Sorry, I'm done now.

>> No.18723500
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>>18723451
for me it's loud classical and group sex with aggressive older gyarus
;^)

>> No.18723502
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>>18723479
God be with you, brother.

>> No.18723508

>>18723384
The bulls' balls are going to be pressure-cooked. How long can they hold on to their shitty stonks? I think MCD and AAPL will be the juciest. Yum yum yum.

>> No.18723523
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>>18723500
based

>> No.18723524

>>18723249
Can I literally buy a futures contract for oil and have them deliver it to me?

>> No.18723529

>>18723455

dude I had a small pool of GIS shares, watched the market tank and defensives spike, sold off my GIS at 52 week high in the midst of the crash, watched it dump again lower than my initial entry point 4-5 months ago, rebound, and sold it AGAIN at the same price and it has rallied from there another 10%. The stock was fucking dead money before corona, nothing is more overpriced than defensives right now. They are fine companies but it has to be at the right price.

>> No.18723539

>>18723171
Someone redpill me on ET and USAC. Dividend yield of 20%+ is misreported, right? I get that they're basing it off previous 1/4 earning, and the dip in share price pumps the % even higher - but is it worth buying to hold? Or are dividends forever fucked in these companies?

>> No.18723559

>>18723524
No, you have to go to them and pick up 1000 barrels of crude oil. Or else you get hit with jail and a fine. Ever single huge hedge fun that has oil contracts from May to July are desperately dumping them because obviously they cannot actually take that oil.

>> No.18723561

>>18723392
right? he thinks that spamming "i love cunny" 20x in every thread makes him believable? dudes a straight up schitzo

>> No.18723564
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THROW THE OIL DOWN THE WELL

>> No.18723566

>>18723539
Dividend yield is calculated based on previous per share amount, annualized, an divided by current price. Basically, if the market does not have a second crash, buying now means you get 20% for real even when the market recovers and says '10%' (based on your investment amount, not based on the investment value).

>> No.18723576

>HIV

Spliced in. $COVID is still a very good deal.

>> No.18723581

>>18723564
SO MY COUNTRY CAN BE FREE

>> No.18723583

Why shouldn't I just buy calls and puts on the S&P and sell whatever's in the green

>> No.18723585
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>negative interest rates
>0% reserve requirement
>sextruples your money supply

Holy shit boomers are fucking cashing out on millennials image buying into this bull trap right now

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Be seeing you real soon

>> No.18723609

>>18723585
It’s kind of our only hope as individuals isn’t it? Ride the inflation wave.

>> No.18723612
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AMD crash Wednesday
AMD crash Wednesday
AMD crash Wednesday
I warned you

>> No.18723616

>>18723609
>>18723585
Never mind. I misinterpreted what you said.

Problem is knowing when it’s going to crash.

>> No.18723619

>>18723566
Exactly how I understand it, but seems odd to be so cheap without people going nuts over it... 20% return... Potential company bankrupt or something? Cut the future dividends? What's the downside

>> No.18723626
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>>18723581
YOU MUST GRAB HIM BY HIS HORNS

>> No.18723635

>im still bitter i bought nvax at 8$ and sold at $7.8

i am a pathetic weak women

>> No.18723645

>>18723612
they are objectively not even nearly on the same plane of attractiveness. NK grill looks like a bugman with long hair. Ukraine grill is literally gorgeous.

>> No.18723646

>>18723612
more pics like this

>> No.18723650

>>18723612
Why the fuck would it crash retard? They're crushing intel.

>> No.18723661

>>18723609

thoughts on TIPS or is it a scam

>> No.18723671

>>18723619
All of it. They can cut dividend anytime and realistically this WILL happen and may continue for a year or more. Company could go bankrupt. There could be a second bottom on top of that. Also, bottoms mean sharp recovery, so it's much higher immediate gains to get out of dividend stocks and into high-upside stocks because they can 2x by the end of summer. After that you can go back to dividend stocks while being better informed about the situation, and with twice the capital, which is equivalent to buying at half price.

>> No.18723673
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>>18723350
>imagine my life

>> No.18723674
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>>18723203
>OIL WHAT THE FUCK AGAIN
nothing changed on the demand and supply front, so it rolls on down the hill. The only reason I'm not shorting the hell out of it is that with it being so low already, the faintest whiff of something that might interfere with the supply chain or producers could rocket the thing up 50+% overnight. And a 50% move on oil on the June contract would still be sub $20 a barrel ffs.

>> No.18723678

>>18723650
You're right. A 200 p/e valuation is fair during the a complete shutdown of the global economy.

>> No.18723679

>>18723539
>>18723566
>>18723619
Dividends are at the mercy of the company, they an be cut any time. There are only a few special cases. Basically all div yields you are seeing are lies.

>> No.18723683

Remember. Only degenerate plebbitors bet on tvix

>> No.18723685
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>>18723626
AND THEN HAVE A BIG PARTY

>> No.18723690

>>18723612
HOT

>> No.18723693

>>18723683
What's wrong with it? :[

>> No.18723697

>>18723679
Examples of special cases include REITs and MLPs. REITs must distribute 90% of profit through dividend and MLPs operate on a completely different basis and pass on earnings tax-free for them onto the LPs, who are the ones who pay tax on the "dividend".

>> No.18723702

what is cunny

>> No.18723707

>>18723661

TIPS are a complete scam. CPI is literally rigged by the government to underestimate inflation.

>> No.18723716

>>18723384
How bad are bears going to place shorts only to be put on suicide watch by clown market?

>> No.18723718
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>>18723702
it's a lewd word for perverts

>> No.18723721
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what are your guys thoughts on USDCAD?

>> No.18723724

so was the futures capital one anon right?
should we really buy puts on it?

>> No.18723730

>>18723721
CAD is going to 0.5 by next year.

>> No.18723731

>>18723721
honestly CAD should be worth more than the dollar

>> No.18723739

>>18723721
no idea lol
USD is great though, I've been using it my whole life

>> No.18723741

>>18723721
It stays above that line until it goes below it, at which point you need to redraw the line.

>> No.18723756

>>18723697
Yes, but dont think you're getting a good deal on these either. Many will go bankrupt or be restructured.

>> No.18723757

>>18723697
90% of 0 is 0

Add Business Development Companies to the list of mandatory profit distributions

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>>18723741
But it just bounced off it

>> No.18723766

>>18723338
based

>> No.18723770
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>>18723731
>honestly YUAN should be worth more than the dollar
lol

>> No.18723790

>>18723756
Agreed, and if you're outside the US, the tax situation on them is retarded.

>> No.18723798

>>18723762
Then you don’t have to redraw it yet!

>> No.18723799

>>18723661
I mean... Look at TIP. If you bought into it at the bottom(ish) you'd be filthy rich.

>> No.18723817

Guys should I grab panda express and a drink or 42 US gallons of crude oil?
They're the same price right now.

>> No.18723823
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>>18723171
Shit or Good

>> No.18723843

>>18723823
You are stupid.

>> No.18723849

>>18723799

Well yes but that was 100% moneyprinter. I was asking if they actually do what their name implies

>> No.18723855

>>18723817
Gonna go with the crude oil, anon. You can't have enough of that stuff. Liquid gold.

>> No.18723857

>>18723843
Sheeeeit than what do i do than?

>> No.18723883

>>18723849

They don't. In fact if interest rates go up, their face value will drop.

>> No.18723884

>>18723857
close your trading accounts and start exercising for once in your god damn life

>> No.18723886

>>18723576
underrated

>> No.18723890

>>18723843
What’s wrong with the groupon one?
I’m still trying to understand this shit.

>> No.18723893

>>18723857
Just buy KO or or VTI or VYM. If you want something spicy then get SOXL or JCP something.

>> No.18723902

>>18723451
does anyone have a name for this format of meme "the shill online post"

>> No.18723906

To the anon shilling MNLO last week thank you. Paid off big today. You still holding until the end of the month.

>> No.18723914

>>18723678
tech can brush it off

>> No.18723926

>>18723678
At least its not Zooms 2000 PE lmao

>> No.18723930
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damn mane OIL AT FINNA 10 DOLLAS AND AINT GOT NOWHERE TO STORE SHEEEIIT YALL NIGGAS BALLSY IN THIS FUCKA

STOCK FUTURES FINNA BE UP@!!!, up up for what? for what? ain no one consuming lmao nigga this som real clown hours up in this bich forreal lmao, these niggas BRR skrrry out this mothefucka sheeeeitt

>> No.18723941

>>18723500
>millenials: I can't afford food
>boomer restaurant owners: stop killing my business

>> No.18723949

The crash is over. Stocks only go up, tech even more so. To the moon!

>> No.18723951
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>>18723702

>> No.18723952
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>>18723171
I have never bought a stock in my life, but I have a strange desire to buy BA. Is this a bad choice?

>> No.18723971

>>18723949
Overbought tech will get the rope when the rest of the sectors pick back up

>> No.18723972

>>18723369
hadn't seen this yet, fucking lol

>> No.18723973

>>18723893
so lemme get a jcp buy call and ill be right back, yea?

>> No.18723982

>>18723952
before the earnings report, yea

>> No.18724006
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HUGE
>COVID causes BLOOD CLOTS and STROKES even in YOUNG PEOPLE!
Turns out those seizure videos were legit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22Bn8jsGI54

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>>18723952
Yes, buy Raytheon instead, every time you see the Navy launch a missile, it's a missile you own a tiny, tiny, fraction of the profits from.

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>>18723941
STOP GROWING YOUR OWN FOOD YOU LEACHES

>>18723716
They'll be fine if they're placing actual shorts, they'll likely get an opportunity to cover sooner or later.

But if they're BUYING naked options like some sort of cückholded gambler... it's not gonna end well. They love to do this shit when IV's through the rough and then hold through earnings lmao.

>>18723952
I'm beginning to get that funny feeling that those planes will NEVER fly... At best it might just be a massive make-work project to tear out the electricals and retrofit the giant metal shells.

China does makework shit like that all the time, maybe we should try it.

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>>18724006
HOLY SMOKERS I AINT LEAVING NO HOUSE

>> No.18724052

>>18724006
Apparently everyone in the US has it and I haven’t seen it happen once so kindly take this hysterical nonsense and shove it up your ass.

>> No.18724057

>>18723973
>>18723890
Not options. If the stock is $1 and you get a $1.5 strike, that means it has to go up 50% to get there, which it probably wont do. But also you could just buy the stocks for the same price as the options, then you dont have to worry about an expiry.

>> No.18724068

>>18724035
this should encourage you to get out of the house

>> No.18724075

>>18724018
Air Canada was just about ready to get special-certified through the CTSB because they rewrote the manual to include a "how to turn off the suicide box" section

>> No.18724078

>>18724052
>everyone in their house or hospital
>some guy also in his house hasn't seen it, therefor it doesn't happen
>even though there are multiple studies to support this

>> No.18724081

>>18723952
it might go lower, thats the thing about stonks

>> No.18724082

>>18724057
who the fuck holds options until expiry. boomers?

>> No.18724084

I have $11000, what do I invest it in?

>> No.18724085

>>18724018
The MAX airframe will never see service again.

>> No.18724096

>>18724057
So, I am going to hold GRPN and GPRO as an option

The rest goes to JCP (Stock)

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>>18724084
VOO

>> No.18724103
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>>18724006
This is news? I thought this was known. I thought this was why blood thinners seemed to have a positive effect on mortality?

My ~80 year old aunt was talking to me about this at least a day ago, where you been?

>>18723612
I'm getting the feeling this might be the first earnings that doesn't result in an immediate sell-off...

I pray it's wrong, I want to buy back in. Gib me dats cheapies of AMD and NVDA.

>>18724085
phew, I guess I was wrong, they're done servicing it and it's ready to fly!!

>> No.18724104
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18724104

I don't feel so good about earnings this week

>> No.18724108

>>18723379
>X

>>18723607
>>18723626
The bear cope never ends lol

>> No.18724110

>>18724078
I haven’t spent even one full day at home since this shit started. Which was MONTHS AGO.

It’s hysterical nonsense and it’s been from the beginning when the paid shills all suddenly showed up here in like one weekend.

>> No.18724117

>>18724082
Its not about holding them to expiry, it could be that it pop right after your options expire. You could have been right, but just too early. If you just have the stock, you can wait indefinitely for the pop, and it won't lose money from theta.

>>18724096
No lol but its your money.

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>>18724108
X GON GIVE IT TO YA

>> No.18724131

>>18724117
so what do i do with the rest of my 20 bucks

>inb4 buy food

>> No.18724146

>>18723982
>>18724081
>>18724018
IDK I am starting to think I should just buy it and not look at it for like 5 years.

>> No.18724156
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>>18724018
Almost looks like the Jack daki I have.
I wish I was home so I could crank one out.

>> No.18724158

>>18724103
Its still not really "news" but its been upgraded from unlikely bullshit to probable worry.

>>18724131
Have you saved up 3 months of living expenses? Did you max out your retirement contributions? Have you paid off all your debt and credit cards?

>> No.18724162

>>18724104
If it dumps just yolo some margin in to make it back bro

>> No.18724164

>>18724103
AMD is ATH and has virtually parabolic growth since 2015. I'm not well under the impression that they're not going to shit the bed, but my prayers go out to Mommy Sue.

>> No.18724172

>>18724158
Well I am a Zoomer NEET so yea

>> No.18724178

>>18723612
Thanks, just loaded up on 1000 shares

>> No.18724180

NET @ 24 is pretty juicy. Not cheap but not tip top high. If you bagged it at 23.30 or under pat yourself on the back. If they keep on rolling like they are, well the payoff will be sweet indeed. Sit on it and let it work for a few years. Everyone shit on Esty, then wham the stock hit 70+. Those who bought in the low end were the one's laughing.

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>> No.18724191

>>18724180
most people use etsy every day though, who is using cloudfare

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>>18724183
Unless I'm reading price action wrong, a breakout is likely to happen.

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who here a former doomer who realized that the nothing burger flu is dead and retards like metokur look like retards?

>> No.18724206

>>18724164
$AMD has no support, it flashed crashed a few days ago from $58 to $51 in about 5 minutes, if they miss earning or just barely hit target its going to sell off...they need to crush the 18 cents per share target

>> No.18724208

>>18724191
4chan

>> No.18724211

>>18724191
The site you're on right now.

>> No.18724224

>>18724191
Probably etsy

>> No.18724235

>>18724211
I'm on etsy right now

>> No.18724241

Anyone long lean hog futures

>> No.18724244

>>18724204
>imagine listening to metokur
nice dumper on that one

>> No.18724243
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>>18724183
Unless I'm reading price action wrong, a breakout is likely to happen. Pic related is on a 15minute chart. Any TAbros give some pointers?

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18724250

I'm long term investing but I still can't stop myself from constantly checking my line and micromanaging my portfolio by selling one here, buying one there

help

>> No.18724261

>>18724250
go out and make some money so you can buy more shit

>> No.18724262

>>18724178
Based anti-/biz/ poster.

Query for the thread: does 4chan have an api?

>> No.18724267

Biz what are some set and forget dividend stocks?

>> No.18724272

>>18724206
I remember the days when AMD stock was at just $2 a share... I had a few grand I could've parted with... Oh the shame..

>> No.18724274

>>18724267
CIM looks juicy right now. I may buy some this week.

>> No.18724278

>we literally need to reopen all states' economies or oil will continue to plummet

holy fucking kek, what a sticky situation we're in!

>> No.18724280

>>18724267
I only have "buy and keep buying every dip" dividend stocks

>> No.18724282

>>18724204
who would have thought that having your views shaped by unemployed eceleb memers wouldn't benefit you financially

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>>18724204
“Buy the dip” - Bill Mitchell was kind of right.

>> No.18724286

>>18723612
Agreed.
They are taking come of Intel's market share with CPUs, but servers are not even close. People's biases are really on display here.

Intel beat the official EPS as well as the whisper price, and still tanked immediately based on belief that their numbers will be lower next quarter.

May trade the daytrade some of the run-ups, and switch to puts before earnings.

>> No.18724287

>>18723409
It's such a rediculous concept, oil prices being negative. The anonymous hivemind responds best to absurdity.

>> No.18724291

>>18724261
but more money requires me to get an education and to actually try in life

>> No.18724293
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18724293

Just placed my first stop loss bros, I'm actually learning something here. Feels good man

>> No.18724299

Bought BLPH at 9.70, now at ~16.50.

Lowkey hoping the pandemic lasts long enough for this to be profitable

>> No.18724301

>>18724267
JNJ, PG, MCD, KO, FL, CNQ, XOM

>> No.18724303

>>18724284
Jeeeezus christ that is juicey as fuckkkk

nah bill's a tard or just a paid shill

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>>18724103
The max is like bitcoin lighnting network
>18 months
>18 months

>> No.18724311

>>18724284
No one should ever listen to Bill Mitchell. Everything he says or does is motivated for sheckels for his clients.

>> No.18724314

>>18723883
>if interest rates go up, their face value will drop
anon do you think the secretary of the treasury comes out with a big red sharpie and writes over the bond price

>> No.18724319

is UCO fucked?

>> No.18724320

>>18724305
>737 MAX return
Never.

>> No.18724323

>>18724274
Why do you think CIM is going to grow?

>> No.18724324

>>18724284
bill mitchell's face makes me think of a dentist's chair.
can't explain it.

>> No.18724326

>>18724293
That's like signing a prenump. Don't you believe in your decisions? Don't you love your stocks anon?

>> No.18724335

>>18724326
dude sign a prenup always. what are you fucking stupid?

>> No.18724337

>>18723951
>>18724284

nice pits

>> No.18724342

>>18724319
Thanks for the lunch money punk

>> No.18724343

>Saudi Arabia is also reported to be slashing production, ahead of cuts agreed by Opec and its fellow producers that are due to begin on May 1.

What will happen to oil stocks on May 1st?

>> No.18724350

>>18724342
hahahaha

nvm im gonna hold wti

>> No.18724354

>>18724293
Stop losses are for schmucks!

>> No.18724356

>>18723731
>thinning Canada could survive without the US
Wow these are the faggots that give out financial advice on /biz/. Tread carefully anons there are either complete retards or disinfo shills patrolling /biz/

>> No.18724357

>>18724272
I could've been sitting on 50,000 by just letting it alone for all these years.. Fuck... Then dumping that 50,000 into an S&P fund while shit's all jacked.. Fuck Fuck Fuck..

>> No.18724360

>>18724343
It will crash more obviously.

>> No.18724361

>>18724191
Only every single fucking website on the fucking planet.

>> No.18724363

>>18724343
Any oil company that survives until may 1st will receive a small plastic trophy and a free credit outlook upgrade from Moody's

>> No.18724372

How are yov doing, bearcvcks? Seething? Coping? Dilating? You better do that last one, cvz this BVLLCOCK DON'T STOP! FIFTH DAY STINKY GREEN TOMORRRRROOOOOOW! BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18724376

>>18724280
I was debating using drip or not? I have OKE, RDS.B and RTX and dont know if its worth it to keep them on DRIP?

>> No.18724378

>>18724350
Thanks. When you have to sell for negative prices ill be there to take your money

>> No.18724386

>>18723949
>red ID

>> No.18724387

>>18724356
canada is just a real estate bubble with some oil wells.
they're going to come out of 2020 a third world country. Trump is going to campaign for a second wall when they try to emigrate south to our precious land

>> No.18724388

>>18724378
only one share. hehehehe

i will buy uhhhh fuckin.. GE?

>> No.18724393

>>18724272
>>18724357
bro there are other AMDs out there right now, just waiting for your fat money load to buy their stocks

>> No.18724406

>>18724387
Canada has been a 3rd world country since at least 2015 or so. Every year for the past at least 50 years has been worse and it's never going to improve because the locals prefer plugging their ears and putting their head in the snow instead of admitting to the problems they're facing publicly.

>> No.18724413

>Small Business loans being stolen by banks and big corps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aereLQMZ0Pw
lol, say bye bye to your jobs!

>> No.18724437

>>18724413

I'm pretty sure when they decided to do checks to everyone under an income a certain level of fraud was assumed in deciding the stimulus

>> No.18724443

>>18724305
That piece of shit is probably never going to return to American skies in any significant number, they'll quietly sell the existing airframes to overseas buyers and then in a few years come out with a new design with a feelgood story about how "we learned our lesson"

>> No.18724450
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>USO NAV @ 2.08 at close.
>oil down another 15%
Yay, puts!

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>>18724406
4Q16 foreigners stopped buying treasuries and financing american debt. September 2019 things broke and the fed had to start monetizing deficits. Any idea how this story ends? GDP will fall to $15T and youll print $4T this year. Thats banana republic deficit/gdp

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>>18724354
Imagine if you get incapacitated for some reason. Which has occurred to me when family got sick. At least the stock sells instead of going to zero.

>> No.18724484

>>18724450
>Bought $1 puts for June at $0.37
>USO halts and "restructures" to buy more August contracts in order to stave off bankruptcy
>Puts tank to $0.07
>Reverse split soon
>Oil down another 15%
I mean, it should already be at zero, they are just manipulating shit at this point.

>> No.18724488

>>18724474
>he isn't a shut in trader

NGMI.

>> No.18724494

>>18724469
Case in point.

>> No.18724510

>>18724474
>imagine if you get incapacitated for some reason
buy stocks that you could be hit by a truck tomorrow, be in a coma for five years, and you'd be confident that your stocks are up – warren buffet, paraphrased
>at least the stock sells
what is this selling you speak of

>> No.18724516

>>18724484
You got greedy fren. Never buy lotto puts.

>> No.18724518

>>18724387
>canada is just a real estate bubble with some oil wells.
bro you're not supposed to say that in so few words
You're supposed to stretch it out over at least a paragraph to soften the blow
goddamn
we have some nice Canadas here, we don't want them to get all depressed and jump in front of a moose

>> No.18724532

>>18724484
Every time they roll over contracts they're forced to sell low and buy high

They'll be liquidated soon enough if this keeps up for another month or two

>> No.18724536

>>18724443
they can just put smaller, slightly less efficient engines on the planes that they have and be fine right

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>>18724494
You are a serf in your own country, Foreigners own you. You dont own anything

>> No.18724553

>>18724484
>>18724532

the contract roll is is going to be extreme over the next few days >>18721693

>> No.18724556

>>18724510
You are changing my mind slightly.
I agree with long term goals.
I’ve just seen to much death and you can’t take it with you.

>> No.18724569

>>18724516
>>18724532
I have until June. June contracts are already $10. USO should be liquidated, its literally only losing money at this point.

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>>18724437
Oh it’s worse than that. Carnival fucking cruises, a company that pays nothing in US taxes and employs a minimal amount of US citizens just got a big boost of cash straight from Uncle Sam.

Big sponsors of The Apprentice and big players with the Florida business community, the CEO owns the Miami heat and has sat court side with trump in the past. CCL also known donors of the Trump foundation.

>>18724474
Anon “imagine if there’s a flash crash” and you lose 20% because you get stopped out and aren’t able to immediately buy back in.

Convince me this is a good idea for my less risky stocks. Most of mine really do get cheaper when the price drops.

>> No.18724579

>>18723171
GILEAD IS GOING TO 200

>> No.18724581

>>18724536
>Boeing would like to make this small change to the engine structure of this aircraft. It should be ok, the drunk FAA agent getting a lapdance in the corner signed off on it

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>>18724443
>>18724536
>>18724581
A grim reminder.

>> No.18724588

>>18724569
It makes too much money for wall street. They are gonna milk this for every drop of blood they can get from robinhood user assholes

>> No.18724590

>>18724569
That's something that has always bugged me. If the main goal of the ETF is obviously losing money why keep it open? Moreover why do people piss money into them?

>> No.18724608

>>18724590
>why keep it open
management fees
>why do retards do retarded things
c'est la vie

>> No.18724611

>>18724587
I know, im an engineer. I figured it out pretty quick and loaded up on puts. Still wrong, that piece of shit wouldnt fall. The stock is 10% of the DOW(or it was). They would do anything to prop it up

>> No.18724613

>>18724569
fren....USO is rolling far out. As in some contracts over a year out. don't know about it gettng cut in half with contango of are out futures but i wish you luck.

>> No.18724614

>>18724323
It has a good div. If real estate doesn't crash it will go up. If real estate does crash then... well the whole market is fucked anyway.

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>>18724573
Well this is where some machine learning shit needs to take over. I’m still exploring that.

>> No.18724643

>>18723171
This pandemic is practically the best thing that could have happened to Boeing executives. The 737 MAX deathtrap is out of the headlines and the corporate misgovernance of the last 20 years can be swept under the rug and all the resulting problems attributed to coronavirus. If there are any true leaders left at Boeing, now would be a splendid time to take advantage of the calm and design a proper replacement for the 737 MAX.

>> No.18724661

>>18724387
I bet you'll have a sovereign debt crisis before us.

>> No.18724663

>>18724643
Or they could just be Boeing and double down on the idiocracy that was the 737 MAX as they continue hiring Indian coders for 8 bucks an hour, layoff more us workers, and have the US taxpayer foot the bill

>> No.18724670

>>18724643
Every ceo on the planet should be cleaning up their balance sheet right now. Unloading every toxic piece of shit and blaming it on the rona. Doing any less is negligence.

>> No.18724679

>>18723203
This is /smg/

>> No.18724686

>>18723612
that image

>> No.18724689

>>18724241
I'd be interested to learn how you trade those as I grew up watching RFDtv at my grandparents house

>> No.18724692

NOBODY IS PREPARED FOR THE GILEAD ROCKET

>> No.18724702

gme hitting $7 tomorrow, crabbing for a few days, then double digits on friday. screencap

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>>18724689
>Wait till hogs trade negative
>Buy contracts
>Pig holocaust
>profit

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>>18724643
>>18724670
>Let the back stabbing commence!

>> No.18724722

>>18724305
fuck me, bought high a while back thinking there would be a good hopium wave before it inevitably shit itself

missed the 150 rally

>> No.18724725

>>18724643
>>18724663
Don't forget the KC-10 replacement plane that still spills fuel everywhere from the boom
Boeing failure isn't limited to the MAX, it's endemic

>> No.18724732

kek i can make $45 dollars sending a december covered call for REFR

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>>18724711

>> No.18724741
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>>18724613
Yep. It's already well under $30 all the way out into fucking 2021 lol. And most US companies were barely solvent even when oil was up above $60-70. It's a total shitshow.

If you're on RV I highly recommend checking out "How Easy Money Enabled The Shale Evolution" from Dec 2019. Excellent interview with Danielle DiMartino Booth and Tracy Shuchart (@chigrl).

>> No.18724754

>>18724725
Boeing is what happens when you bail every garbage company out and let it keep existing. Capitalism without bankruptcy is hockey without a penalty box

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Christ, just break already.

>> No.18724761

>>18724692
Short gilead.
Sell call spreads on Regeneron.

>> No.18724762

>>18724643
I'm not a Boeing fanboy by any means, but Calhoun seems like a solid guy. He's not rolling over and giving the federal government equity in exchange for gibs and I like that. All of the bailout requests seem to be focused on the supply chain and the customer base, so the money will still pass through Boeing if they can correct their course and mend their reputation.

>> No.18724765

Should I buy UCO now ?

>> No.18724768

>>18724705
How do you trade them? Where do you buy?

>> No.18724782

>>18724741
The best part is people think the fed is buying junk bond etfs. They arent. They said they are so people wouldnt sell. Its an illusion. Once the failures start its gonna take it all down with it. Putin is laughing while he pumps and pumps and pumps. He's gonna collapse the USSA by selling a few barrels of oil

>> No.18724787

>>18724754
Nope. This is more of a ”too big to fail” thing combined with “as long as I get my bonus and the shareholders pump it I don’t give a damn if engineers say it’ll kill people.”

>> No.18724794

Can someone tell me if nabors (NBR) is a good buy? They are a huge company and currently they are trading for 12.5 but have previously been over 100 before corona. They just did a reverse split so I’m not sure if the prices are resultant of that. I’m a noob and I want help because I just cant figure out why they have bad projections when they have previously traded for so much.

>> No.18724795

>>18724393
This is the encouragement we need. Ty based anon

>> No.18724796

>>18724765
Never ever ever ever ever ever. Read the prospectus>>18724768

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18724803

>>18723372

>> No.18724805

>>18723952
Buy at $123 if you're feeling ballsy.

>> No.18724808

>>18724741
So basically avoid EOG and OXY right

>> No.18724809

>>18724413
>>18724437
it's all legal -- you have a lawyer (or army of lawyers) and they sit there and look for ways to make or get money. The army of lawyers and strategic financial advisors will evaluate what the legal requirements are of shit like this and always apply if they can legally.

>> No.18724814

>>18724794
www.morningstar.com
do your own research faggot

>> No.18724818

>>18723508
many know the phone sales will be down so you could say priced in

>> No.18724822

Energy anons how bad would US shale impact US Natural gas producers?

Also what are some shale regions of the country? Permian basin, Powder, and Wilston?

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>>18723386
I hate his guts, but he is the only Governor I will give slack too. His state was hit the hardest so I understand his desire to keep people home.

That being said; he can’t keep these people off work forever. He has to make some tough choices fast

>> No.18724834

>>18724104
I think LCIGuy has some some sort of GameStop position. I imagine he had a good day today. I don't think he's long on it, however.

>> No.18724837
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I HOPE YOU SLEEP COMFY

>> No.18724839

>>18724741
Bankrupting shale would push the oil price up though.

>> No.18724862

>>18723393
what measures can big oil take to prevent such a steep loss should something similar like this happen again?

>> No.18724864

>>18724839
Eventually. Right after the USA loses energy independence and nobody is buying their primary export anymore, treasuries. Kaboom

>> No.18724866

>>18724469
Japan is worse but they have different reasons/history very much related to US

>> No.18724869

>>18724204
Always been skeptical for a few reasons, including the inconsistent collection and presentation of data. Also the slampig cunt nurses dancing around in empty hospitals and big tech kikes censoring reasonable questions and discussion of a once-in-a-lifetime event.

>> No.18724885
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18724885

It all makes sense now.

>> No.18724888

>>18724862
Turn Saudi Arabia into a radioactive glass sheet

>> No.18724891

>>18724839
Oh yeah, nobody is saying oil is going to stay this low forever. It would be good to have a lot of these non-viable companies go bankrupt, but even Trump was tweeting the other day about possibly extending bailouts to oil/shale. Who knows if that would ever fly, but hell if Carnival can get a bailout lol

>> No.18724903

>>18724862
The fed buys every tanker on the planet and parks it in the gulf of mexico to see who has to shut the taps off first.
Nuke the middle east
Those are the only two options

>> No.18724907

>>18724611
protip: Boeing is at the level of strategic interest/importance to USG and there are too many fat hands in that pot of money.

in the long run, it's not going anywhere.

>> No.18724911

>>18724888
nah, you let give you all of their cheap oil (they can allegedly get it at $6 a barrel all in costs, probably $10) and then you glass them

>> No.18724912

>>18724741

That Ned Davis guy they had on recently was pretty good too. Too bad they're starting to put the people I like behind the SECOND paywall...

>> No.18724927

>>18724866
Japan is not worse. They are a creditor naton with a positve net foreign investment position. The US is literally dog shit on every metric. Debtor naton, -50%GDP net internatonal investment position. No exports. No manufacturing. Dog shit

>> No.18724949

This is the best /smg/ I've seen in weeks, what happened

>> No.18724956

>>18724927
Yeah, a declining populating with stagnant economic growth for a decade, no oil, and right next to China

Japan is in great shape

>> No.18724960

>>18724949
VIX dropped below 35

>> No.18724967

>>18724885
That would explain why so many bullshit stocks are pumping despite poor fundamentals.

>> No.18724968

>>18724885
Honestly this is the first time I'm buying stocks, thanks to corona. I realized I had enough money that I didn't want to lose it to some crash so I diversified and got curious about the market. Funny to see I'm not alone.

>> No.18724979

>>18724885
>implying millenials have any significant sum to invest

>> No.18724989

>>18724956
They have manufacturing and a positive net foreign international investment positon. Oil is free. What do you have?

>> No.18724990

>>18724912
Wait what who where? I like NDR.

>>18724903
>those are the only two options
Not very creative

>>18724885
>Millenials are killing the index fund!

>>18724826
I don’t generally like newsom but LA and especially San Fran could have been nightmarish. Not as bad as a city that depends on underground public transit, but a close second.

>> No.18724996

>>18724979
hey $20 is $20. if a couple thousand kids throw twenty bucks at starbucks and USO you might see a blip for a moment

>> No.18725002

>>18724885
>Tesla +10%

>> No.18725006

>>18724990
>not very creative
what other possibilities do you see?

>> No.18725009

>>18724387
Immigration destroyed Canada. It would have been a powerful white ally in the future with Northern protection for the US. Now it's a socioeconomic threat once the immigrants get tired of the cold/decide to carry out their suicide attacks. They'll tunnel to the Greatest Nation on Earth

>> No.18725019

why in the absolute fuck did zoom go up today? fucking retards everyone

>> No.18725025

>>18724989
Will that manufacturing be enough to protect themselves should the US go to shit?

>> No.18725039

what companies report earnings tomorrow? anything good?
i just wanna watch markets collapse

>> No.18725046

>>18724967
>>18724968
>>18724979
>>18724990
>>18725002
So how do we short millennials?

>> No.18725054

>>18723559
Do you have an article explaining this in more detail? I believe you, just want to know more.

>> No.18725064

>>18725025
Japan has a blue water navy. They will be fine. They are unironically in the short list for next superpower

>> No.18725065

>>18725046
Ask the boomers

>> No.18725097

>>18725054
you don't need an article you retard fuck why the fuck do you think it went into negative prices in the first place? did you think literally anyone can go and store crude oil in their garage???
IDIOT

>> No.18725116

>>18725054
That is what the FCM does. Read up on how futures contracts work then come back and ask questions.

>> No.18725121

>>18725054
Just google it man, Im not an expert.

>> No.18725124

>>18725064
Interesting. As far as I know, it's more defensive than offensive. Will having no projecting power be enough?

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I HATE EVERY DAMN SINGLE ONE OF YOU
You told me wallstreetbets was "like 4chan found a bloomberg terminal"
LIES r/wsb is like Plebbit made a subplebbit with cuck jokes and basedmemes. It's just more plebbit bullshit and the reason I never fucking go there but you assholes told me this time is different WELL IT ISN"T DIFFERENT IT SUCKS and you all suck too
REEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.18725132

>>18725054
these are the people that bought the oil contracts without reading about them first

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>>18725132

>> No.18725152

>>18725019
Fear hasn't set in yet.

>> No.18725154

>>18725065
RAISE THE RENTS

>> No.18725157

>>18724741
Q PREDICTED THIS

>>18725126
Is this the new copy pasta? It’s okay.

>> No.18725164

Click here for free oil
>>18725156
>>18725156

>> No.18725165

>>18725132
you can't even buy them as a retail investor
god fucking retards everywhere this board went to 70iq

>> No.18725167

>>18724949
>what happened
I lost 17k, so I'm cracking. As are many of us. It makes us comical!

>> No.18725169

>>18725124
Why would they need to project force? The world is going to be a basketcase. China is finished. Russia and india arent ready. Euro will be fighting amongst themselves. Japan will emerge as the authority the world looks to.

>> No.18725185

>>18725157
>Trust the plan and do nothing while we loot the country you pathetic cuck

>> No.18725189

>>18725097
Go fuck yourself fucking twat.

>> No.18725199

>>18725165
Pretty sure you just have to apply at a real broker to trade futures contracts and wallah. Should I ask schwab? They’ll ask me questions like why do I want access to oil futures and “to prove a stranger wrong on the internet” is a pretty shit reason.

>> No.18725202

>>18724990

They had the Ned Davis oil lead on realvision very recently, like a week before negative oil. And he was on about a month before too.

Coronavirus, Crude, Energy Equities, and IMO

and

"You Can't Jawbone a Physical Oversupplied Market"

>> No.18725222

>>18725156

>>18725156

>>18725156

>>18725156

Free OIL...this way!

>> No.18725235

>>18724927
You're right.
Japan's debt to gdp is highest in the world, but they don't export their debt like US and the numbers are actually misleading because BOJ owns a huge chunk and is JP gov so no pmt needs to be made. They are also the biggest creditor for over two decades.
But JP is still recovering from the financial nuke the US dropped on them in the 90s

>> No.18725250

>>18725046
short millenial meme pump-my-shit-up stocks TESLA, UBER, Snap

>> No.18725252

>>18725169
>Japan will emerge as the authority the world looks to.
I don't believe this but I do think the every country will only get more weeb-y as time goes on so what's the best way to long Japan

>> No.18725268

>>18725185
What the fuck are you on about? Are you just mad that your Boeing “puts didn’t print”?

>>18725202
>real vision
Don’t know it, worth looking into?

>> No.18725269

>>18724761
JAPAN IS ABOUT TO APPROVE THE DRUG

>> No.18725277

>>18725169
>China is finished
they're just getting started. What do you think all this bullshit is about?

>> No.18725283

coronavirus was released to take the heat off of the hong kong protests

>> No.18725304

>>18724996
I would be surprised if it was millenials dumping mindlessly into USO

Millenials tend to dump into FANG, but FANG is hugely bubbled mostly due to institutionals pumping into index shit, courtesy of boomer 401K

>> No.18725310

>>18725277
Their one source of income(manufacturing) is about to leave. They dont have oil. They cant feed their population and rely on imports. They dont have a blue water navy. bye chinks

>>18725268
you pathetic q cucks that fell for the psyop are nauseating

>> No.18725338

>>18725169
Because it's like having a shield without a sword. If you have nothing to retaliate with, they'll just poke you until you lose. Which is why I asked about their manufacturing, to see if they can rapidly build a response should the need arise. China would still have their manufacturing even should their exports drop. World going to a handbasket would be prime opportunity to take some weak territories and solidify their hold on Africa to bolster their economy. Same would apply to Russia. Not sure about India, would probably go after Pakistan if it weren't for nukes. Not sure what else their interested in.

>> No.18725363

>>18725310
>Their one source of income(manufacturing) is about to leave.
Where do you think it's going to go? The world needs a large shithole capitalist/communist cancer to churn out shit, otherwise dollar general is going to become 10 dollar general. There isn't anyone lining up for China's position
>inb4 USA, land of the free, home of the 25/hr with benefits

>> No.18725370

>>18723384
I don't think FAANG stock are going to be good at all.

>> No.18725397

>>18725310
>you pathetic q cucks
You uhhh... don’t do irony or sarcasm much do you?

I mean you said you were an engineer but I know some people who work as literal space engineers and they wouldn’t have though that post was meant to be taken seriously.

>> No.18725404

>>18725338
Japan may have spirit, they even gave US a historical hard time, but they're a hornet nest next to a whole ant colony.

Japan doesn't mean shit sitting next to modern China and Russia unless the US is swinging it's big dick around behind them

>> No.18725453

>>18725283
How about a more exciting theory:

>corona virus was created by aliens to soften up the human population before an invasion

>> No.18725476

>>18725453
They did a real shitty job then.

>> No.18725493

>>18725453
>>18725476
the boomers are so cancerous that even the ayy lmaos can't handle them

>> No.18725795

>Barely sick
>Die from stroke
Yeah ok

Maybe they need to wake the fuck up and realize it's not a chest infection.
They knew in January that it attacks the whole body and crosses the blood brain barrier, they knew in February that the pneumonia was a secondary symptom.

If you still have faith in the medical establishment I don't know what to tell you.

I've still seen zero investigation of the sudden deaths from COVID.

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>> No.18725835

>>18723494
He'll yeah spastic ink is fucking lit, so is blotted science

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>>18725795
This very scary. Strokes can completely fuck you up.