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>> No.18716077

First for cunny!

>> No.18716078

>GME peeks and suddenly dips from 5.99 to 5.86

>> No.18716079
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18716079

Markets are going to all time highs by the end of summer

>> No.18716081

first for nobody goes into gamestop at all how the fuck are they going up

>> No.18716090

/pol/ niggers fuck off

>> No.18716093
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18716093

Just bought my first option. Don't know what I'm doing

>> No.18716098
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18716098

THERE IS NOWHERE TO STORE THE FUCKING OIL BUT THE OIL KEEPS FUCKING COMING WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO?!?!?!

>> No.18716117

>>18716093
The absolute genius, write this down

>> No.18716118

>>18716079
everything chart wise is pointing towards exhaustion. Down move imminent

>> No.18716125

>not buying GME puts
it's like you guys hate money. bow down and thank burry right now

>> No.18716127

>tfw GME put @ 5.86

I'm so fucking smart

>> No.18716128
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18716128

I own 200 shares of USO because I'm retarded and don't know how the stock market works. How do I buy a put?

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>>18716059
Anime!

>> No.18716134
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18716134

my portfolio is looking so damn fucking good today and traded the fuck out of natgas.. hot damn.....

but still... honest question... Why the FUCK is AMRN still above $7????

>> No.18716136

>>18716118
That's what he said.

>> No.18716143

>>18716098
Who cares lol just smoke some weed lmao don't think about it and just buy some Amazon calls

>> No.18716146

>>18716093
read The Greeks

>> No.18716150
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18716150

I'm convinced that karma exists and your "luck" is tied to it.
The reason you get bogged is because you have too much negativity inside you and surrounding you. We need to be a little more positive friends. Stop laughing at others mistakes, share your thoughts on mooning stocks. Stop the hate. Literally change your altitude and stop thinking about your stocks dropping when you bought and rising when you sell and everything will be better.

>> No.18716151

>gamestop up 17% today
...why?

>> No.18716155
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18716155

Sloths!

>> No.18716156

>>18716098
Tankers bro. King Boomer Jim Cramer shilled NAT after-hours Friday. My TK and TNP are moon

>> No.18716158

can everybody pls sell their GME, I bought puts ~ thanks

>> No.18716157

>>18716134
>Why the FUCK is AMRN still above $7????
You're shitting on the wrong stock mate.
That vpn nigger was someone else

>> No.18716166
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18716166

YOU ARE WRONG, LEONIDAS!
YOU ARE WRONG.

>> No.18716174

>>18716155
More like S L U T S

>> No.18716175

>>18716146
Yes. Heard that stated many times. Don't know what it means.

>> No.18716177

>>18716150
>he balanced his chakras?
>nirvana it

>> No.18716182
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18716182

>tfw $147 car insurance payment

can we burn down the insurers too?

>> No.18716186

Anybody know some site where I can check ratios of international stocks?

>> No.18716189

Is the GME dump possible by 5/1?

>> No.18716192

>>18716146
I've read aristotle socrates and plato
how does that help

>> No.18716197
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18716197

alright guys. brainlet here. if i hit the continue button, what EXACTLY will happen if GME hits $10, and if they don't hit $10?

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>>18716059
>woman are making 4-8k a month being whores and selling feet pics on OnlyFans
>Yet we struggle to make even $100 on a good week

These feels are priced in.

>> No.18716200

>>18716098
if you think this will continue go all in on SCO and see what happens

>> No.18716208

>>18716166
kek
>>18716128
buy index funds dude cmon now

>> No.18716209

>>18716182
this is the same chick that does that cringe comedy on Instagram right?

>> No.18716218

>>18716157
>You're shitting on the wrong stock mate.
AMRN isn't that great of a stock.. imo.. still way overvalued... ima wait to see which stock the fucking discord trannies flood /smg/ with next to start shitting on that.. until then... AMRN is still a bit overvalued imo at 2billion

>> No.18716225

>>18716197
If it hits 10$ before 5/1 (won't happen) then you will be rich beyond your wildest dreams. If it doesn't then your phone releases mustard gas and kills you instantly

>> No.18716226

>>18716150
you're kinda right, the market is just the collective feeling of the people involved, vibes matters and when the vibes are good the green line goes up.

>> No.18716228

>>18716197
lmao

thats a less than 1% probability play right there.

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>>18716118
says what?

I just bought back an MA - Mastercard!

I sold at 275 and bought back at 263, pretty cool huh?

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>>18716132
based

>> No.18716234

>>18716166
based

>> No.18716233

>>18716197
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/
if you put in all of the info it will tell you approximate change in value depending on price and date
its not perfect

>> No.18716239

Where my /sloth/ gang at?

>> No.18716247

>>18716199
lmao report them to the IRS

>> No.18716254

>>18716197

Optionsprofitcalculator.com

>> No.18716255

>>18716182
Ugly face

>> No.18716269

>>18716197
If it hits $10 before 5/1 you most likely 10x your money, when it doesn’t you lose all your money and it expires worthless

>> No.18716270
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18716270

Will Oil go up tomorrow after todays price dump?

>> No.18716279

Hurry up and get to 2877 ES! have a pattern day trader and need you to dump to 2840 before close so i can buy calls again to sell tomorrow!

>> No.18716284

here comes the gme dump

>> No.18716286

>>18716199
bros why isn't there a male version of OnlyFans so I can gain profits?

>> No.18716306

>>18716286
there actually is but its for the gay community

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>>18716225
How would I do if MGM gets to $25 with this

>> No.18716326

anyone looking for a quick gain. Nokia earnings in 3 days

>> No.18716327

>>18716269
yeah i'm not touching this shit because that doesn't make any sense

if it goes to $10 i make 10x of what? the 6 cents it costs?

if it doesn't go to $10 i lose 6 cents?

optionsprofitcalculator.com is no help either

in way over my head. this is how people lose their fucking house

sticking to NAIL

>> No.18716333

>>18716239
Sloths stink to high heaven, they're pretty nasty. Also they're ugly and lazy. Basically they're the animal version of the average /smg/ retard, except not quite as fat.

>> No.18716334

>>18716306
kek'd thank you for thinking he's not gay.

>> No.18716335

>>18716270
yes

>> No.18716343

>>18716218
>AMRN isn't that great of a stock.. imo.. still way overvalued
I mean sure but I have a vague memory of you starting this meme to piss off that one guy.
I think you can stop now.
>ima wait to see which stock the fucking discord trannies flood /smg/ with next to start shitting on that.
Ok, have fun

>> No.18716354

>>18716323
if you just hit "sell" instead of "buy" call then you just immediately get free money as many times as you can click through it, choose one near the current price for more money

>> No.18716355

>>18716286
just harass them that they aren't progressive enough with their platform. Tell them they should accept all genders, just not female. Unironically reddit and twitter will be your back up

>> No.18716356

>>18716323
It explains it right here anon.
>>18716327
Oof, anon, hard cringe. Just yikes. Don't trade things you don't even begin to remotely understand.

>> No.18716359

>>18716306
gib name i want more money

>> No.18716360

>almost no stocks in the red
what the fuck?

Should I buy TTWO??

>> No.18716368

>>18716326
I did the earnings meme with TSM and it paid off. then i did it with INTC and got raped lmao

>> No.18716372

>>18716356
that's what i just said

>> No.18716374

>>18716326
are they announcing 5G?

>> No.18716377

>>18716360
Earnings reports coming in soon. Personally I'm selling tomorrow, waiting to see how prices move after the earnings, and maybe buy back in after.

>> No.18716386

OIL LADS

Can someone red pill me on CVE

>> No.18716387

>>18716355
Kek, no they won't.

>> No.18716392

>>18716377
are you talking about the whole market or Take Two?

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>>18716333
Fake news, it actually only faintly smelled like your average dog. And they aren't ugly or lazy, they just get sleepy sometimes.

>> No.18716400

>>18716333
No need to disrespect, my guy.

>> No.18716401

>>18716392
Lots of big players in the at-large market. Not ttwo in particular.

>> No.18716403

>>18716098
Sounds like a buy to me

>> No.18716404
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18716404

>he's a retarded bitch who fell for the chinese flu Armageddon meme

very very sad, see you bitch niggas at the highs (and beyond)

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>>18716327
Okay, you buy 100 contracts for 6 cents, as 100 is the minimum order. So for your $6 invested, these are your profits depending on what value it goes to.

>> No.18716413
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18716413

I've read about every article I can find about investing and I still don't understand how the fuck options work. What the fuck is a call? What the fuck is a put? How/why do I buy/sell one? I don't get it. Jesus christ, I don't get it. I haven't felt this retarded since I was a child in class struggling with algebra 2. I feel emasculated.

>> No.18716415
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18716415

Bears are actually cooler, they're just a bit rebellious like those 50's greasers n the motorcycle jackets.
But like greasers, it's a hard life for a bear to always be the counterculture element. If you think about it, stocks mostly go up. Options mostly expire worthless. You spend most of your life on the wrong side of the coin if you're a bear, and that must be very emotionally taxing.

>> No.18716417

>>18716377
yeah, I took profits on my stocks today and am all in cash now, gonna wait out the next couple of weeks for earnings before going back in

>> No.18716423
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>>18716377
>Earnings reports coming in soon.
Forget it, that one's already priced in.

>> No.18716426
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18716426

BIG GREEN LINES AND I'M BUYIN PUTS
I SAID
BIG RED LINES AND I'M BUYIN CALLS
I SAID
BIG GREEN LINES AND I'M BUYIN PUTS
I SAID
BIG RED LINES AND I'M BUYIN CALLS
I SAID

>> No.18716429

>>18716132
What exactly is that? The pic confuses me with that frog shaped looking thing on top of the furry creature.

>> No.18716438

>>18716155
I hate this meme
Sloths are fucking ugly, they look like retarded hairy children. I half think it's virtue signalling and half think it's an unintended consequence of the worship of the broken our culture is so find of.

>> No.18716441

>GameStop is worth more closed than it is open
Really makes you think here

>> No.18716442

>>18716090
fuck you jew

>> No.18716447

>>18716408
ok so does that mean that the most i can lose is $6 and the most i can make is $136?

i'm not actually DOING this i'm just trying to understand how it works and everything i can find on this subject reads/sounds like absolute nonsense

>> No.18716452

>>18716413
see>>18716323

>> No.18716453

>>18716343
na... first of all it was more than one guy.. it's the same like 3-4 guys... and now that i looked into it i see it is in fact looking over valued.

are you one of them?? is that why you are getting upset about me posting about it?? lol

>> No.18716457

>>18716327
it doesn't cost 6 cents. it cost 6 dollars for that option.

an option in stocks is a contract giving you directional control over 100 shares.

>> No.18716456

>>18716255
Couldn't be more wrong. If anything it's her best feature

>> No.18716458
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18716458

>>18716441

>> No.18716462

>>18716150
>stop the hate
FUCK YOU FAGGOT FEMALE GTFO YOU HOMO

>> No.18716464
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18716464

Buy CLX

Yes / Naw?????

Earnings this Friday. Dipped a wee little bit today.

>> No.18716466

>>18716155
Love sloths me

>> No.18716467

>>18716395
>TFW no sloth holding GF

Why am I here? Just to suffer?

>> No.18716477

Gnc is up 80% rn from .48 a share to .86

>> No.18716482

>>18716395
>aren't ugly
Babe, get your eyes checked

>> No.18716483
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THIS WEEK IS GOING TO BE MAD

>> No.18716486

>>18716408
>>18716327
Real one because he chose the average price instead of the ask
http://opcalc.com/6WB
Same basic idea. P.S.: The values in the matrix before expiration imply that you close the position, if you wait to expiration as seen in the matrix you'll lose. As the price goes up, you can close for profit. Those are $ amounts.

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>>18716447
The most you can lose is $6, yeah, but your potential profits are infinite.

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18716497

i ran out of toilet paper

>> No.18716499

>>18716090
Back to ole reddit kike :v/

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>>18716327
You buy 100 at a time so it costs $6

So if GME hit $10 today that $6 would turn to $130, if it hit $10 on 5/1 it would be worth $58 which is close to the 10x I estimated

>> No.18716506
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18716506

BEAR BROS WHERES OUR SELLOFF?

WHEN IS IT COMING?? IVE BEEN LOSING MONEY EVERY DAY FOR 2 WEEKS

>> No.18716510

>>18716497
>no buying the bidet attachment for 30 dollars
>use drastically less toilet paper
>actually have a clean asshole after poopin'

>> No.18716512

>>18716306
Kill them all

>> No.18716514

>>18716438
>find
Fond

>> No.18716515

>>18716197
If at any point between now and Friday GameStop hits above 10.06, you will be profitable. If it doesn’t, this option is worthless

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18716518

>100k bag holding just to make $250 a month
WOW, DIVIDEND CHADS REALLY HAVE GOT THEIR SHIT FIGURED OUT!

>> No.18716519

>>18716506
>2 weeks
get in line, we've been short for more than a month

>> No.18716522
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18716522

>>18716426

>> No.18716523

>>18716506
Never. When will you fags get it. The market is literally rigged by central banks and number will continue to go up.

>> No.18716528

Bought 6k of SALT on Friday, literally just as a place to store some cash for a bit. $6700 now and 1/2 of that 6k was margin. Tankers gonna end up being the best investment of this generation.

>>18716327
lol figure it out, retard

>>18716090
found the kike

>> No.18716535

>>18716519
3 weeks for me. a lot of my stuff is in from two weeks ago.

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>>18716506
a-any moment now....

>> No.18716543

>>18716497
rest in poo anon

>> No.18716542

>>18716438
>>18716514
>not respecting the ability to be this zen in the face of certain agonizing death
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1588011403422.webm

>> No.18716545

What’s the general opinion on royalty trust stocks? I just found out about them and they seem like decent long term holdings.

>> No.18716547
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18716547

Can I please get a brokerage recommendation? I can't take Robinhood anymore. My gains are quickly outgrowing it's bullshit, and I can't be waiting for 15+ minutes for it to recalculate my portfolio and shitting the bed during high vol periods

>> No.18716548

>>18716510
Running water is finite. Bidets are pointless if you lose electricity.

>> No.18716549

>>18716483
Threadly reminder: Even if earnings are bad, as long as it's not WORSE than expected, stocks go up.

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>>18716518
yes

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18716551

>>18716155

>> No.18716556

I covered all my shorts today. So I'm sure now the market is going to crash.

>> No.18716557

>>18716548
>doesn't have a backup general hooked to a tank filled with -$38 oil

>> No.18716562

what did i do wrong in figuring this?

http://opcalc.com/6WD

TY BTW even to the people calling me a retard. i need to be beaten down into not doing this if i don't understand it 100% i've seen too many people posting shit like -100k

>> No.18716565

>>18716548
>>18716557
backup generator*

>> No.18716566

>>18716518
it's not illegal to buy stocks with yields higher than 7.5% you should try it

>> No.18716571

>>18716548
>Bidets are pointless if you lose electricity
some just use water pressure.

>> No.18716572

>>18716557
based negative prices oil chad

>> No.18716573

>>18716547
TD Americhad
VERY based

>> No.18716577

>>18716547
TDA like the rest of us, dingus

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18716579

we're gonna end 2% green and I'm so fucking happy I hate Bobo so goddamn much

>> No.18716580

>>18716573
this

>> No.18716582

>>18716549
Gas the kikes

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18716584

>>18716547
I use etrade
fuck the police

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18716586

Why the fuck is AMRN still above $7??

>> No.18716589
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18716589

>>18716579
ok, this is based

>> No.18716594

>>18716447
That's the idea. When you buy a put or call, you can't lose more than the premium paid: either it's worth to exercise, which means you realize a gain over the premium, or it's not worth it and you let it expire worthless. Because you have no obligations, this is your max loss. In this case, if the stock goes to 999999, you pocket the difference between that and the $10 per share on your contract, as the seller is obligated to sell the shares to you at the contracted price.
When you write an option, you collect a premium for it, but the buyer has the right to exercise at any time, at which point you must give the underlying at the previously agreed strike (in the case of a put, you must buy stocks at the agreed price, and for a call you must sell your stock at the price).
When closing an open position, you are really buying (resp selling) the same contract that you originally sold (resp bought) (same strike, expiration, type). If you originally bought a call and are closing by selling a call, you would make money on the premium received on the sale, while you originally paid some amount on the purchase of the contract.
As the price of the stock increases, the premium for a given strike increases as it's increasingly likely to be hit. Other factors like volatility and time left will also affect the price.

>> No.18716598

>>18716483
Buying United after they crash tomorrow. Might buy 3M before close today and throw a stoploss on it

>> No.18716607

>>18716579
FUCK OFF TOMORROW ITLL CRASH AND YOULL BE SORRY

>> No.18716613

>>18716579
Fag parasite

>> No.18716615

>>18716607
Oh please it'll be crabbing until fucking winter.

>> No.18716617

>>18716579
she cute

>> No.18716626

>>18716547
tastyworks

they have a nice spread calculator that does the math for you in terms of risk.

>> No.18716627

>bought a nflx call at the top
kill me

>> No.18716631

>>18716483
It looks like its gonna kick off hard starting tuesday or perhaps wednesday depending on when those reports come out.

>> No.18716633

You guys see how Musk is chimping out over the virus on Twitter?
Tesla stock is about to get fucked.

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18716637

>>18716081
I bought a console and some games from them last week...

>> No.18716645

>>18716355
Pretty sure you can use Onlyfans as a dude. I saw a trap using it.

>> No.18716648

>>18716607
Sorry bobro, our puts are gonna expire worthless, we are sloth market now.

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18716650

I am the king of retard valley my boys.

>> No.18716655

>>18716645
Anon, it's 2020. Don't you know that beautiful, brave trannies are real women, bigot? How dare you imply otherwise racist fuck faggot cunt shit bat shit ableist? I can't even right now.

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>>18716506
Buy USO puts

>> No.18716658

>>18716542
I can't day I can

>> No.18716663

>>18716441
>Where else should people put their money
The current defintion of a clown market...SP500 below 10% below ATH, GDP adjusted even way beyond ATH already

>> No.18716667

>>18716650
How.

>> No.18716672

>>18716523
Well at least you are aware its rigged. Been trying to take advamyage of this as all indicators say none of these should be this high but at the same time dont want to get caught holding the bag if they stop rigging it and it turns out it was so big corporations could jump put with a smaller loss.

>> No.18716674

>>18716483
nice, time to sell some puts

>> No.18716675
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>>18716081
hey bro.. please try not to be retarded.. ok?

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>>18716667

>> No.18716680

how do i stop autistically checking stock prices every 5 minutes? i'm invested into something and don't plan on selling at least until 1 week, but I still feel the need to check

>> No.18716681

>>18716637
the anon that saved Gamestop

>> No.18716685

>>18716680
get a second monitor and leave trading view open

>> No.18716690

>>18716674
You god damn kikes need to all DIE

>> No.18716692

>>18716456
You like man?

>> No.18716700
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If TESLA hits 1000 I’m ending it, those put contracts costed me over 3,000 a piece

>> No.18716706

>>18716518
Lmao. Most people who are dividend stocks are probably down 25% to 80%. Some of which also cut dividends.

>> No.18716711

>>18716617
Funniest thing I've read today

>> No.18716712

>>18716594
i think i'm beginning to get it. still retarded though so here's another retarded question

i see a lot of outlandish calls like USO $25 exp 1/15/21 for $.02
couldn't i take flyers on like 50 of longterm nonsense like that and spend a total of $100 and if even ONE of them hits i make a shitload of money?

>> No.18716714

>>18716081
Bubble

>> No.18716725

NAKD up 91% so far today
Still £3 down on my £5 investment tho, total scam

>> No.18716726

>>18716675
i'm doing my best to learn my way out of retardation as quickly as possible

>> No.18716731
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>>18716700
Betting against TSLA is betting against hysteria. How much are you down?

>> No.18716735

bought some meme gme puts. 1k bucks worth that i can afford to lose so fuck it we'll see what happens EOD. bet the piece of shit pumps to $6.10 lel

>> No.18716737

>>18716374
they gave up doing 5g devices awhile ago and are instead getting lease contracts on their existing towers. think of it as tolls all of a sudden being put on I95. earnings will still be enormous

>> No.18716740

>>18716712
Yes, that's the thought. The current /biz/ meme is to long tanker stocks until Q2 earnings are posted.

>> No.18716745

If I buy today market will rank, right?

>> No.18716746

>>18716633
Buy puts and we'll take your money like all the TSLA bears before you.

>> No.18716747

>>18716377
>if sheet looks worse than expected
priced in
>if earnings is doing well
we're in golden bull run you missed the bottom

do you know that stonks only go up?

>> No.18716750

have $12 left
what do i buy?

>> No.18716756

>>18716677
ypu are fucked dude, it will fall even more tomorrow probably, I almost fall too for the "dip" meme

>> No.18716759

>>18716487
Hmmm...interesting. I'm starting to understand his a little more and why most you you guys do puts/calls. It has a higher ROI and less risk, but to see the high returns, you need to be lucky. Kind of like Blackjack or Roulette.

>> No.18716761

>>18716637
Damn that's a rad pepee

>> No.18716768

>>18716750
rope

>> No.18716770

>>18716633
I agree, but will it go higher before it shits the bed? I was going to short on Friday, but I'm glad I did it, TSLA is a hype train immune to rational thought until people are slapped in the head with actual numbers.

People are delusional if they really think Fremont is going to open up on May 3, dunno how much that will matter though.

>> No.18716781

>>18716712
No, because you don’t make that much money off single contracts. Even if USO mooned to $30 before January that call would only be worth $500. Yeah, you turned $2 into $500, but you’re not rich.

>> No.18716782

>>18716770
>dunno how much that will matter though
you said it yourself, it doesn't matter.

>> No.18716785

>>18716770
*glad I didn't

>> No.18716788

>>18716750
USO 5/1 $10 C

You could be rich

>> No.18716790

>>18716746
Okay retard.
You think people are buying cars when they can't even leave their homes?
You think people want an EV when oil prices are this low?

Tesla is about to get wrecked on Wednesday. Screen cap this.

>> No.18716792

>>18716692
No, Anon that is clearly a woman.

>> No.18716800

>>18716756
Oh no, I already sold. It's going to go up by 3 dollars after the reverse split, then it's going to crash forever. Cap this post.

>> No.18716810

>>18716781
i feel like i'm getting closer but could you tell me wtf i'm doing wrong with this calculator?

http://opcalc.com/6WJ

it looks like the most i can lose on this one is $1 but it can turn into $73.1k

there's no way that's right

>> No.18716811

>>18716790
idk, tesla has almost all but eaten up BMW. The whole luxury retail market would have to tank, and speculators would have to give a damn.

>> No.18716813

>>18716712
I don't see any strike higher than $14 for USO. That costs $0.01. You're forgetting several factors: exchange fees when applicable, and the fact you're not selling back the call you bought anywhere near those prices meaning you need a massive directional move to actually make money off of this. For example, you would need USO at $8.67 to make just $1 of profit. To break even, you need USO of at least $8.00 (and it becomes even worse every day, for example you would break even at no less than $11 USO at expiration on May 1st).
So you have virtually 0% chance of profit. 0 * 1000 is still 0.

>> No.18716820

>>18716790
you dont need to sell cars as a car company for your stock to go up.

Embrace the kikery.

>> No.18716823
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18716823

Hey Niggers, look at the disconnect between RMB denominated June contract and USD denominated June contract

We're fucked, China buys the oil now not us, and they want to buy it in RMB

>> No.18716828

>>18716820
just like gamestop doesnt need to sell games or be open

>> No.18716833

>>18716811
>there are people that actually believe this

>> No.18716838

>>18716790
I couldn't care less about your stupid opinion on the stock when you don't even have any position against it. Go short it, post proof, and then I'll try to take you seriously.

>> No.18716840

>>18716813
1/15/21 exp has a $25 strike price

>> No.18716842

>>18716483
Is that applied materials correct?
I can’t find anything that says it’s reporting tonight.

>> No.18716847

>>18716828
or actually extracting oil and selling it on a profit.

We live in a clown world get over it.

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>>18716501
So do you set the $10.00 as your prediction?
Like, you're saying said stock will reach $10.00 by May 1st, if it doesn't you bust and lose $100 )while you put in $10 initially).

Question 2. If a stock is at $5, and you have a call option for $10 (not sure if I'm using it correctly), and the stock jumps up to $10 the next day (the 28th), where does the $1,850 come from and who gets it? Does it mean someone bought it to resell it?

>> No.18716856

>>18716810
consider the odds of SOXL actually hitting those values.

its a lottery ticket.

>> No.18716859

>>18716840
>2021
Oof bro. You're going to hold for an entire year for a 99.999999% chance of losing a dollar? Sounds like a great plan to me. Oh wait.

>> No.18716869

>>18716759
>Kind of like Blackjack or Roulette
The often used analogy is that buying a stock is betting red or black, where buying a put is betting on green. The risk is more than a regular stock, as is the reward. You're basically trading your security (owning real shares in a company) for volatility. Take your example, GME. If it runs 10% tomorrow and you own the stock, you make 10%. If you own your option, you make 200%.

>> No.18716873

>>18716842
its probably old, it has a lot of companies on the wrong date. alphabet is tues AMC for example

>> No.18716876

>>18716828
They aren't entirely closed, a lot of their stores are running on skeleton crews and mostly handling online orders that get picked up at the stores.

That's not to say it's hugely profitable for them to do so, but it's definitely cutting down on the total losses.

>> No.18716883

>>18716856
>>18716859
i'm not actually DOING this shit i'm trying to understand the fucking math and this makes ZERO sense

>> No.18716884

>>18716833
you can check, Tesla has really taken up a decent amount of market share. I would imagine if they could meet demand we'd be seeing as many Teslas as BMWs, Audis, and Landrovers combined.

>> No.18716888

>>18716810
That’s $731, at least according to the scale in the chart. A single contract would never be worth $73k the week before expiration on a stock worth only $385.

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>>18716823
>USD will collapse any day now you guys!

>> No.18716890
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>Boeing CEO says dividend will be gone for a couple of years
>need to borrow more
>stock goes up

>> No.18716894

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/cftc-quietly-bails-out-capital-one

What do you all think of Capital One?

>> No.18716898

At this pace we are back at ATH in 3 days.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIMJONGUNARE YOU OUT OF THE GULAG YET?

>> No.18716903

RDS.B pumping all day AGAIN

>> No.18716908

>>18716888
where did i go wrong with the calculator then? i filled out everything as accurately as i could and that's what it spit out

>> No.18716910
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Here we go bulls!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>> No.18716915

>>18716890
The markets are forward thinking. Put all your money into the market and it can only go up.

>> No.18716919

>that candle
NOW I'M FINANCIALLY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONED

>> No.18716920

>>18716890
NOOO MY LEFTOVER MONEY PUTS

>> No.18716924

OHHHHH FUGGG
MERCKKKKKK

ITS PAAAAMPING!!!!

>>18716873
Ah thanks

>> No.18716943

Give me 1 reason not to buy 100 shares of Airbus right now

>> No.18716944

>>18716908
All of the worthless parts of the graph say -100, so divide 73.1k by 100 because that’s the scale it’s using. $731.

>> No.18716954

>>18716077
Fpbp

>> No.18716955

>>18716883
buy call and stock up=make less than if you bought and held the stock
buy call and stock tanks=no big deal, can't lose more than you put in the slot machine

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>>18716889
That's an almost 40% disconnect in dollar liquidity for oil contracts priced in chink money. Nobody has USD retard. You gonna run your computer off corn?

>> No.18716966

>>18716944
how the fuck....
fuck it. thank you for taking the time to try to help me but this whole options thing smells like something made specifically to jew money out of noobs

>> No.18716967

>>18716792
But her face looks like a man. Therefore I conclude you have a thing for men.

>> No.18716969
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CAKE IS MOONING BROS

>> No.18716970

>>18716850
>where does the $1,850 come from and who gets it?
You write a call to close your position. Since the call is in the money (i.e. can be exercised immediately by the buyer), it comes with a large premium, which you collect since you're writing the call.

>So do you set the $10.00 as your prediction?
Depends what you're trying to achieve. If you're bullish on the stock but want to avoid too much risk, you buy a call the fee and strike of which agree with your risk model and expected profit, and exercise it when you're happy with the result (e.g. when the price goes way past your strike). If the stock goes down, you lose nothing but the premium. In exchange, you paid a premium upfront to not take the devaluation risk.
Other strategies will select strike differently depending on the goal.

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Put opportunity?

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>>18716962
>Nobody has USD

>> No.18716978

>>18716726
You’re clearly not trying hard enough

>> No.18716983

>>18716972
Tesla

>> No.18716984

>>18716594
Second dummy here.
Thank you for this explanation. Very helpful.

>> No.18716986

>>18716972
be careful

>>18716977
He's completely right.

>> No.18716988

>>18716908
One thing I noticed is that the price isn't accurate, probably because few people are buying these options. The $380 Jan 2021 option is $1.88, why would $385 be almost half the cost?

>> No.18716990
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>SP500 RECOVERY WAS ONLY POSSIBLE BECAUSE AMAZON HIT ATH

https://www.tradingview.com/chart/SPX/JNwcmXqj-S-P-with-and-without-AMAZON-What-do-you-make-of-this/?fbclid=IwAR1ndhAzIUAcNK-1YEy6wemzwng4fB1VHpI027BcXQuiWFfnXMF4_GrOz-s

Market is fucked, but people dont seem to notice

>> No.18716993

What are some good retail stocks I can get? I'm really bull on retail coming back up, already made gains on Nordstrom.

>> No.18716999

>>18716966
>>>/pol/

go back and stay there

>> No.18717002
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god i hate the economy, i hate petrodollars, i hate america, i hate money, i hate banksters and their cars, i hate TV and i hate working with normies

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>>18716977
Low IQ bait. it's literally just math, third world wants to buy oil in RMB, nobody wants USD oil anymore

>> No.18717010

>gme refusing to go down
brace for the biggest short squeeze in modern history this week.

>> No.18717014

>>18716810
Those are % of maximum risk. 731 = 73.1k% of $1.

>> No.18717015

>>18716894
The pol larper said Warren Buffet secretly bought it or something

>> No.18717017

>>18717002
AHAHAHAHAHA kill yourself bearfag stop betting against the US

>> No.18717018

>>18717002
What do you like

>> No.18717021

>>18716990
already debunked that
>>18715616

>> No.18717020

>>18716990
based and redpilled

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>>18717002
Stop beating off so much and watch what it does for your mood.

>> No.18717034

>GNCchads

>> No.18717035

>>18716990
Market isn't fucked at all if 5 companies, the FAANG, can block a whole recession.

>> No.18717036

>>18716999
Go back to /lgbt/, faggot. You're probably that tranny here that was trying to make a few dollars to afford women's clothing.

>> No.18717038
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18717038

>buy FRO
>it dumps
b-b-based and t-t-tankerpilled

>> No.18717046

>>18716182
I'm paying $128/yr

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>>18717018
I like planting plants, tending my garden, goats, cool breezes, sweet tea, chickens and sleeping in the sun

>> No.18717055

>>18716869
>>18716970
Thanks guys. I'm going to and get my feet wet with the bare minimum just to test the waters.

>> No.18717059

>>18717038
>he bought the top

>> No.18717060

>cruise stocks up 10 percent
>airways barely in green
mmmmmmmmm nice

>> No.18717061
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SECOND LEG DOWN ANY DAY NOW.

>> No.18717064

>>18716999
Want to know how everybody can tell you don't belong here?

>> No.18717071
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>>18716986
considering how many of you faggots got wiped on USO and will continue to get wiped "buying cheapies" in front of a looming credit and mortgage crisis, to say nothing of the bankruptcies coming with Q2 earnings, i'm gonna go ahead and say he's fucking not.
USD has barely moved and will continue to barely move if not go up in value.
you're both retarded.
enjoy your divitendies.

>> No.18717073

REFR CHADS RISE UP WE AT $3

>> No.18717075

>>18717036
>constantly thinking about trannies
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

PLEASE TELL ME YOUR INVESTMENTS RIGHT NOW

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>>18717059
>mfw I actually bought the top

>> No.18717082

>BBBY pumping
Bro this company was literally on the verge of bankruptcy even prior to the pandemic, what the fuck.

>> No.18717084

>>18717055
Either buy something or sell a covered call. Don't try anything else until you understand what the fuck you're doing.

>> No.18717086
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>>18717036
I think I'm the only tranny here and I don't like big noses

>>18717048
Based

>> No.18717088

>>18717014
shit ok at least now i can make that graph make sense. i didn't realize you could change the output values and i was thought it only displayed dollars
thank you

>> No.18717094

>>18717060
Cruise lines will have a big boom in the upcoming decades. Understandable that people are buying it now.

>> No.18717093

>>18716326
my NOK calls are dropping today, feels bad man.

>> No.18717095

>>18716890
Should I buy Boeing?

>> No.18717109

>>18717073
god it feels good being an alpha

>> No.18717111

>>18717094
I am scared that you are not even memeing

>> No.18717112

>>18717060
Corporate travel is binned.
Bosses just figured out they can boss around in Zoom like zoomers do.
No more tickets and nights to bleed out of the profit.

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I have a good feeling about Visa

>> No.18717118
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18717118

>>18717086
>Saxon

>> No.18717120
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18717120

>>18717086
damn shes cute who is she

>> No.18717123

I rused myself bros. Bought an AMZN call to ride the normie FOMO wave until Thursday, then cash out and switch to puts prior to earnings.

>> No.18717122

>>18717112
Bosses don't actually boss shit, they wine and dine potential investors. They still need to do that in person.

>> No.18717126

>>18716884
Tesla is barely existant in one continent, BMW is a global powerhouse and will be for years.

>> No.18717127

>>18717093
how can i short north korea

>> No.18717131

>up 14.88% on TNP

what did they mean by this?

>> No.18717133

>>18717111
Why would i meme? Clown market needs clown logic. Once you lower your current IQ buy at least 3 digits, you are able to make it.

>> No.18717135

I'm FOMOing hard bros.

>> No.18717139

>>18717010
This
>% held by Institutions 150%
>% short interest 103%

How can this happen? Shorting the shares you bought from a short seller?

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>>18717064
Post stocks incel faggot

I told you polfaggots already
BUY STOCKS INCELS

But you had to “no muh boomer pyramid scheme” “no it’s jewish tricks”

Fuck off back to your hug box faggot

>> No.18717148

>>18716850
A call option works like this, the owner of the option has the option to buy the stock at the strike price. So if you buy an option with the strike price of $10 and the stock raises to $12 then you can exercise the option and buy 100 shares of the stock for $10. So your profit would be $200 - the cost of the premium. By buying an out of the money call option you’re betting the price will increase by a lot before expires resulting in a higher premium. The closer your options gets to expiration the less they’re worth unless the prices goes up enough to outweigh the decay.

>> No.18717157

>>18717135
Same. 50% cash, I feel like I might throw 25% of it in today.

>> No.18717162

>>18717071
You misunderstand, I'm agreeing with you. everyone everywhere is hoarding dollars and printing their own currencies to zero. USD is still the reserve and completely sought after - clearly evident in any dual currency system. superior currencies are hoarded and out of circulation. No credit squeeze without a lack of liquidity.

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>>18717115
I was eyeing that, already bought MA today. You gonna buy?

I was hoping it’d stop rallying and go back closer to the day’s lows.

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>>18716990

>> No.18717172
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not enough movement for me. what should i go for earnings week

>> No.18717181
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18717181

ZOMG STAR WARS CRUISE...

>> No.18717184

Holy shit I'm greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

>> No.18717185

>>18717133
the thing is that's what market makers want us to do, lower our IQ and scoop up the real goodies, while we fomo in garbage and buy their bags, and then they dump on us

>> No.18717192

>>18716545
Bumping my question.

>> No.18717193

Should I by carnival? It can only go up, but I'm worried about the earnings call in June being total shit.

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18717196

>>18717135
>>18717157
>do eet

>> No.18717206

>>18717075
>Constantly thinking about trannies
>Simply noticing the fact the most of the 'GO BACK TO /POL/' whiners are literal trannies

Unironically kill yourself. You somehow knew about a male only onlyfans so I'm at the very least right about you being faggot.
>>18717086
>I think I'm the only tranny here
Yikes.

>> No.18717212

I know the instant I buy a call, shit is going to crash.

>> No.18717215

>>18717126
I work in US auto and i can tell you that Tesla's are completely underrepresented. New teslas outnumber new BMWs by a long shot last quarter. Daimler will be fine, but it's an easy testament to Tesla, not that I agree with the valuation at all.

>> No.18717218

>>18717196
...this is why I don't. I know the call will be made the second I take action.

>> No.18717223

>>18716545
I'd stay away, but that's just because I'm a coward.

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>>18717086
Makes you think...

>> No.18717232

>>18717167
I already bought last week, earnings thursday

>> No.18717235

>>18717206
>You somehow knew about a male only onlyfans
You must not know how to read ids or something retard.

Post any one of your stock market positions right now or go back to your discord group.

>> No.18717237

>>18717162
oh my bad. i thought he was making the case that china buying oil in RMB meant anything for USD other than yet another paper tiger in china's deck of paper tigers

>> No.18717238

>>18717212
Do it, do it for the bears, be their hero.

>> No.18717239

>>18717218
Always.

>> No.18717243

>>18716199
You do realize there's a market for young men among ugly middle class boomer women (and some men)
You have everything you need to milk them for money. But let me guess, your "dignity", the same one that isn't there when you cry about evil women doing what you could keeps you from flirting with fat ugly old people. Because you're "too good for that", right?

>> No.18717246

>AMC pumping

What the fuck my puts are blood red.

>> No.18717251
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>>18717243
>just do whatever feels good

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>>18717225
It really does...

Buy physical gold and silver

>> No.18717256

>>18717243
I've been told I have "nice feet" by women, would fags pay for pics of them? How much effort is required? I don't want to buy a 1200 camera to make 60 bucks.

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>>18717002
based and kaczynskipilled

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>>18717237
I think that anon likes the BRRR meme. I don't see the credit crunch happening for another few months tho. it might even get swept under the carpet somehow. there's too much tomfoolery going on for me to try getting a sense of it. I'm spooked senpai.

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>slept in and just woke up
>missed the big green dildo gains from SPY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>18716429
it's a nanachi

>> No.18717267

I thought one of those cunts killed the baby or something.

>> No.18717275

>>18717264
>sleeping

>> No.18717281

>>18717251
>Being a gigolo and/or selling "dirty pics" to sex starved cat ladies and closet boomer fags in marriages is the same as settling down with these orcs
Dumbass
>>18717256
If you won't invest you won't make it in that "industry". Why do you think thots have top tier stuff? Because despite everything, 80x60 resolution images don't "sell" unless you fish a REAL big thirsty fish

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>>18717232
you sonnuva...
good luck good buy, I really want some more MA and a little V.

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why wont the US market reflect in the Stock market and crash

why doesnt anyone worry on upcoming unemployment rates this week

why does no one care about the effects of low priced oil in Oil states in USA, texas, north dakota, new mexico.

Why do we give billions of dollars to Israel a year?

>> No.18717299

>>18717251
Aaaaaaaaaa i cant even get a gf and these ugly freaks find another freak to sleep with them. I dont even have sex outside of marriage on purpose yet somehow the these uglier guys have better odds than me.

>> No.18717301

>>18717255
RIP.
Truly a visionary.

>> No.18717302

>>18717264
Just woke up? Nigger the market has got an hour left. What the hell is a matter with you. Why are you up in the morning and at bed at a proper time?

>> No.18717306

>>18717237
A dollar collapse can happen through lack of liquidity too, go read gail tverberg, energy is a primary input to the economy and she hypothesizes as oil demand and prices collapse in USD our total debt load becomes unmanageable. if they don't print money our entire corporate credit economy collapses, if they do then the economy distorts and inflation hits consumers unevenly.

>> No.18717310

>>18717295
Clown market

Gamestop is a shit company but look at the price

>> No.18717312

>>18717243
>Because you're "too good for that", right?
Yeah, I'm not some degenerate.

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>>18717295
maybe it's cope. Banks reflect this decently. They may still have a way to go.

>> No.18717314

>>18717299
Stop bitching fren, these blokes havent won anything.

>> No.18717315

the stock I am in will get bogged forever, but the cruise lines will pump higher than amazon...... it's so hard to be patient

>> No.18717316

>>18717251
they guy in right corner nearly killed the kid, broker multiple bones

all very sane people yes

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Imagine being a Bobo. Like haha just buy like what the fuck are you doing? Just click the button and get rich. HAhahaah

>> No.18717325

>>18717256
Fuck you faggot kys

>> No.18717328

>>18717258
If the brrr meme is true then credit shouldn't collapse, if its not then credit will collapse. Pick one, defaults are skyrocketing so i'm on the side of no one has USD to buy oil, its hyper-deflation.

>> No.18717329

>>18716677
Reverse split incoming later on.

>> No.18717330

absolute fucking state of /smg/ bakers. couldn't organize a root in a brothel.

>> No.18717333

>>18717295
it already crashed, you missed it, move on

>> No.18717336

>>18717295
because the flu is a joke that only kills old people who were going to die soon anyway. once the country opens back up everything will literally go back to normal

>> No.18717342

>>18717316
sick fucks

>> No.18717346

worth buying draftkings?

>> No.18717362

>>18717316
[citation needed]
>please be true

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Here is the market redpill.
If anything is going to bring the market back down it will be a credit sector collapse or string of defaults.
Until this happens we are just going to keep pumping more helium into this bitch every day.

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>>18717346
Worth buying meg

>> No.18717372

>>18717302
yeah im too lazy for this shit i need to learn how to set up an algo

>> No.18717375

>>18717002
Cute face, source?

>> No.18717376

>>18717235
Sorry, I didn't notice that you were triggered enough to step in to defend your fellow tranny.
>Post any one of your stock market positions right now or go back to your discord group.
Lmao. Post your $2,000 account first and dragon dildo collection.

>> No.18717382

>>18717362
https://www.jacksonville.com/news/20200325/jacksonville-man-jailed-in-abuse-of-5-week-old-baby

>> No.18717385

>>18717225
mutt cat

>> No.18717393

>>18717366
It's already happening. Defaults are hitting near 3% right now. The market rallied nearly 70% before the actual bear market in 1929. This is classic return to normal behavior.

>> No.18717394

>>18717148
Not the anon asking questions, but in the same troubles. Great explanations, thanks, this seems way less blurry now (still lot of work to do).

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>>18717336
are you sure. they said its going to reappear the coronavirus in august and in winter and we would have to lock down again, and that doctors arent really working theyre just killing patients
https://youtu.be/yyj0dMfFqOI

idk anon i dont see us going back to normal, they have Police drones barking in the streets saying to self isolate

>> No.18717406

>48 mil volume today with 50 min left
>essentially february volume
crash over, lets go bullrun

>> No.18717408

post new faggots

>> No.18717415

>>18717382
Noice. Barney would be proud.

>> No.18717423

>>18717336
Except millions of SMEs won't reopen, millions of their employees won't have jobs, and tens of millions of people will be months behind in bills so demand/consumption won't bounce back

>> No.18717424

>>18717302
I see I found the based department

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you still here BA bro?
how you feeling rolling into earnings?

>> No.18717433

>>18716177
underrated

>> No.18717441

>>18717328
From what i've gathered, internationally the demand for USD has shot through the roof and we literally can't print enough for them.

>>18717306
>as oil demand and prices collapse in USD our total debt load becomes unmanageable
seems like the fed and treasury are working against this. I'm unsure of how to follow how good or bad it gets.

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MRO- been on the gradual upswing all day. back to previous close price. which means I'm in the green by a small bit. Pretty much everything else has been up trending so green baby all around looks like a done deal by 4:00.

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>>/biz/thread/S18698145#p18700368

>> No.18717465

>>18717406
Fucking spooky, that's one of the reasons I have puts. Really, really unlikely we don't get pull back to at least SPY 265-270 if we have this terrible volume and these crab days. The more days we go up 1-2% on low volume, the higher we fall.

>> No.18717471

>>18717430
This is what happens when you don't zoom out, faggots. Remember it.

>> No.18717486

>>18717310
Reminds me of crypto. I think we're still in a bull market until we see some astronomical pumps.

>> No.18717487

NEW

>>18717481
>>18717481
>>18717481

NEW

>>18717481
>>18717481
>>18717481

>> No.18717497

>>18717441
Yes your right, internationally there is no USD, that's why it's so concerning to see RMB denominated oil being priced at ~$30, it means no one has any dollars to buy our oil. The extrapolation of this is foreign corporate defaults with USD denominated debts, which has a cascade effect of collapsing our own economy as our domestic firms which own the foreign debts also default, a very scary reality considering our consumer based economy.

>> No.18717610

>>18717497
ah, that's the piece I'm missing.
>foreign corporate defaults with USD denominated debts
>6.3T foreign direct investment
o fugg

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>Buy High, Sell low <- You are here
>Buy Low, Sell high
How do you reverse the pattern bros.

>> No.18717651

>>18717382
thnx for the delivery desu