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why even try anymore
>>18712335Beaners need to get out.
You still have underpeforming pensions to pay out boomers soon
>>18712198stop opening so many fucking smg threads before the other 3 die out
>>18712198wtf, i bought £150 worth of USO stock at 2.75 and just closed my position at 2.20, why do I only have £62 left?
>>18712256>Paahmp it and make him believe it's zee V-shape recovery, zen deuxmp it agen
>>18713057$ET's revenue is coming from about 80-85% fixed annual contracts from various fracking and oil drillers. So even as some elastic companies take hits from the fluctuation of oil, $ET isn't as exposed and is more inelastic, and will continue to receive monies from fixed contracts. But, of course, there is the risk that a myriad of companies go under thereby ceasing payments to $ET. Though, should that happen $ET's revenue would be the least of our concerns. It is less risky to bet on $ET than any other single company because the former encompasses large swaths of latter. That being said, $ET specializes in oil pipelines, which is a matter of national security, so you already know it will receive government backing if necessary. There have also been reports that pipelines will be used to store oil, so that is an alternative method to generate profit during this oil glut. $ET also pays a cheeky divvy.
Is MPC worth holding or should I just sell and buy more MRO? The former has been crabbing since I bought it.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
god i wish i knew how to make moneyeither that or get pusyhaving neitgher seems to be a bit sucky desu
where's the entire volume today?I'm bored as fuck
Insider hereDo NOT buy HAL
The stock market is manipulatedWe all know thisThe market is irrationalWe all know thisThe economy is doing terriblyWe all know thisAll time highs soon!
reminding this faggot I'm going to LOL all the way to the bank Wednesday
>>18713350SEC hereyou're under arrest
Should I buy Boeing now or wait til earnings?
Should I go long on GSK?They have a pretty nice dividend but I'm worried about their debt.
WTF I went all in on USO with 4x leverage and now I lost all my money. Wife is going to let me sleep in the dog house again when she finds out I gambled away my monthly allowance on the stock market
>>18713344something something future skynet worldITEQ, VRNT NICEINFORMATION BROKERS : CLGX, ADS, RAMPLITHIUM DEPOSITS : BMIX, SGMLFORMAT
AMD STOP GOING DOWN EVERYONES BUTING YOUR CPUS STOOOOOOOPP
Are the earnings this week priced in, or will there be cheapies?
Bought a bunch of Us oil fund, at $3.00 and $2.50. How fucked am I?
>>18713369>he buys the newsNever going to make it. The dip this morning was your last chance.
>>18713379Please be real.Post proof.
Am i too late for FRO?
If you'd all buy TSLA you'd be rich
FCEL PENNY CHADS, LET'S RISE
>>18713402Son you have no idea the horror that is about to be brought down upon you. I pity you.
Where's the volume?
How much crying and screeching will there be when we get back to ATH? Incel bears get ready
>>18713416maybe not earning is on the 14th
good stocks for a future data driven skynet world? surveillance strong stocks?
>>18713402Buy actual oil companies retard. You bought worthless paper.
these fucking retards STILL insisting "essential workers" are in danger and deserve extra paythese fuckers have been in contact with every american in the past 2 months. where the fuck are the massive waves of walmart worker sicknesses and deaths?HOW THE FUCK IS THE FACT THAT YOU SEE THE SAME FUCKING WORKERS EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU GO TO WALMART NOT SCREAMING PROOF THAT THIS SHIT IS A NOTHINGBURGER
>>18713442Christ I can't wait. By then I will have made a literal 100k
How the hell is Zoom going up?
who /vanguard/ here?
>>18713450Probably I’ll go with MRO
>>18713402USO is going back to 15$ in a couple of months, dont listen to the mouthbreathers on /smg/
>>18713402>He thinks oil will go back upYou know wti has been in a 14 yr downtrend, right?
DO ANY OF YO FUCKERS ACTUALLY THINK OVER 8 WEEKS INTO THE FUTURE
>>18713501biz is not an IRA board
>>18713478Everyone is max retarded and completely detached from reality. Stocks are now and always have been trading cards and only valued for their meme potential and bought ironically and for the lolz. Buy crypto I guess, you’re getting scammed no matter what.
>>18713501lol obvi not. I am swing trading for a mean $47 profit
>Invested in DO friday >Declared bankruptcyFor FUCKS sake
>>18713342We will make it bro
>>18713473Dude, would you rather have a depression? The virus is an overexaggerated coverup for an actual gigantic problem. They didn’t have to use a virus hoax btw. They could’ve just went with something more extreme for the goyim but they were nice and just ade it mandatory house arrest
>AMD, MSFT for the earnings pump>IAG for the really long 100IQ playOpinions?
>>18713512taxes take like 35% of that right
>>18713476BULLCHADS RISE THE FUCK UP!
I own several tankers and am in a major greed zone here with big gains. I've been almost selling all morning but they won't fucking stop going up. Any of you guys taking profits? I just don't see them reversing as long as oil keeps selling off on the June contract. That interview with the NAT founder was so bullish on Friday, and so many vlccs literally sitting around with nowhere to offload crude. Also something great that NAT guy said was it's all about the dividend versus even paying off debt lmao, these shippers are so based.
>>18713478Why wouldn't it? Every boomer is using it these days. My mom uses it for church even.
>>18713409>>18713369I just bought 25 shares of Boeing. Going to wait til after earnings and buy 25 more.
>why oil stocks go bankrupt thats not supposed to happen
>>18713523I was going to 2x my holding of FRO but the pump today has made me wary of FOMOing in to the top. Not sure if I should wait until it calms down.
>>18713516Literally bullish as fuck
FUCK IT! I'm going to short ALL of my Oil stocks (cept MRO) at the end of the day and then go into gold
>This sheer volume on NAT in comparison to everything elseI am so glad I bought in earlier, talk about a fucking great sign. This is a winner, get on the boat now of get left behind. Gone up every day this past week and isn't stopping.
>>18713516T-T-TASTETHE PAIN*slams you*
what do you guys think of the "ChaikinOsc"? i put a EMA of the indicator on it, fast EMA and slower than default settings on it and it seems like a pretty great volume indicator. it's the MACD of the A/D line so it basically measure the momentum of buying/selling pressure. the zero line determines bearish/bullish sentiment and the MA determines accelerating/decelerating pressure.
>>18713473This. On top of that they think they're god's gift to man and online, they openly discuss how to fuck with the clients because boohoo we have to work and they don't (oh wait they do too but I'm superior because I'm EssEnTial so I get to assume what I want about anyone else!)
Stuck bagholding June 19th SNAP 15p down 50% of my position
Liquidating all my tanker holdings, thanks for the FOMO and 50% gains retards
>>18713516Shake it off bro, also on super spec stuff make sure to position size accordingly (5% of the portfolio tops in any one position)
>>18713485whater you a fuckin b00mer?
Where is the anon that was bragging about going all in on SPXS at 12.80 last week? I wish to laugh at him.
remember when borat was a thing?
>the stock market will never come down again in any meaningful way with total central bank support and will in fact become the new savings/checking accountTime to check out that Robinhood debit card
Got 12$ left what buy?
WELL EVERYONE IT SEEMS WE HAVE NO CURE AND EARNINGS THIS WEEK WILL BE DISASTROUS AND OIL IS DOWN 25% TODAY AND TRUMP WON'T EVEN HOLD BRIEFINGS ANYMORE AND MOST INDUSTRIES ARE STILL CLOSED AND THE PPP IS A TOTAL DISASTER AND ->market flies
>>18713610>overtly illiterate ESL postsjesus christ this board has some of the dumbest posters on 4chan
>>18713600you're at least 2 weeks early, enjoy your pittance
>>18713629god I wish that was me>>18713623relinquish pussyacquire money
>>18713593Lol seethe more bossman, I love ruining shit for rich fat porkers sho give me peanuts
Anons:EOD Nasdaq is dumping
>>18713646Should’ve taken steroids in HS
>>18713650You don't even deserve the peanuts. In fact, you don't even deserve the oxygen you breathe. I'd love to give you what you truly deserve. Mind sharing your address so I can setup express delivery?
>SPY at 20M volume mid-dayholy shit just fucking kill me
GRUG BUY TVIXTVIX GO DOWNBUT GRUG HAVE IRON HANDTVIX GO TO MOON
what do i buy to profit from meat shortages?
>>18713600>NAT has gone up every single day for weeks>FRO has been on an upwards trajectory>super contango can last till quarter 4 at minimum which improves the earnings of all tankers up till then>not hedging yourself with both oil and tankers so even if the government does some stupid shit like buy all the barrels off the market you still profitIt is like you don't want to make money. Do yourself a favor and max out the tanker charts and see how high they really can go and then wonder if the stocks are actually bad or the sheer length of "oil good times" lately has just pushed them in debt which they are very quickly working out of and will continue to climb to the heavens from. Hold or you will regret it for the rest of your life. I will enjoy watching these 10 dollar and less stocks I bought at shoot up to 100 a share.
>>18713532>EarningsAnon, it's like you don't know anything that's going on right now
>>18713601>Shake it off bro, also on super spec stuff make sure to position size accordingly (5% of the portfolio tops in any one position)Yeah I put 10% of my position into that one, way too much, but I saw it was undervalued compared to the pops that other oil stocks had last week, and so I figured this one was going to play catchup on Monday, and didn't want to miss the boat. Well, lesson learned. I was going to buy an extra 1-2% of my total portfolio to it to average down some since it'll most likely move back up a bit after, but the damn thing is halted for now.Atleast my restaurant/hospitality stocks are up nicely.
>>18713558I think it was overbought today. It will probably calm down and go south tomorrow, but I'm not in position to give any advice. The scary thing is I'm not sure where is the ceiling and how long this ralley will last
>>18713402you might get some growth in 2 years.
>>18713662i really should'vegods i was strong then
Lads, if everyone in /smg/ goes all in in some garbage penny stock, could we moon it through sheer volume tricking the retarded algos into buying it.
>>18713685it's just a lesson/bad luck, it happens man. Just can't get too concentrated in one stock and or sector (unless you have a really big informational edge even then its risky)
did investors remember that bats and dogs taste better than fake meat?
>>18713679tyson food puts
>>18713707Enjoy ur prison
Any bio pharm catalyst fags here?
>>18713707SEC, this post
>>18713707/biz/ used to do that all the time. I assume the SEC got involved or something.
>>18713707pretty sure that's what happened to SPCE
>>18713517What has she done to her face?
>>18713707based wolf of wall street
>>18713729No fuckin way
>>18713691>I think it was overbought todayyeah I think it's retail FOMOing in after cramer shilled tankers
>>18713416No, not completely, but you probably missed half of it. I'll give you a paint by numbers because my money is already in these tankers, so all you'll be doing is helping me out by following.Watch Brent futures contracts this week and early next week. Wait for the gap between [June/July] and [August/onward] to get as small as possible. That will be the bottom of whatever temporary dip the tankers have. Buy in at that time.Earnings for tanker companies will start coming out next week and the week after. On the 19th, futures contracts will roll over. These stocks will gap upward afterhours, it will be hard to catch them in an upward trend. If you're not in by May 1 or so, you are going to miss the action. Risk - if some crazy shit happens and futures don't shit their pants again, tankers aren't going anywhere, they're currently trading at the top of what they make doing regular business, contango is the name of the game right now.Do not buy oil stocks yet unless you plan to hold them for a long time. When it's time to dump your tankers, it'll be time to transition those gains to oil producers/refiners.
>>18713682>got shaken out of all my tanker positions around april 24At least I made loads of profit off them, but godDAMN
>>18713685Which hospitality stocks are you in? I'm looking at APLE and PK at the moment.
>>18713684>implying that retarded consoomer gamers aren’t spending their unneeded stimulus cheques on pc parts>what is Microsoft office and teams jumping in use as everyone works from home
>>18713750phenomenal dividend! great balance sheet!
>>18713671the two previous ones did not feature such exciting additions as the fed pumping 2 tril a day
>>18713733Holding AYTU, hoping for the best. I'm already ruined--and can't afford to lose anymore.
>>18713707Didn't we try that with JCP and it worked? Pretty sure it only dropped back down because most anons took their gains and sold already. I know I did, up 25% on initial investment was fantastic so I took it.>>18713757Not too late to rebuy. Look at the max charts. Look at them. And know their debt is gonna get paid off in the now.
>>18713707Sure, but I will choose the ticker.
>>18713511Do I get dividens from crypto?Do I get dividens from trading cards?
>>18713707>>18713729>>18713736why would the SEC get involved? if anything they would go after the algo not this boardI say we do it bros what's a good ticker we could dive into? what day would we do it?
>>18713751>not writing tanker puts
>>18713682In the green today thanks to my tankers, despite my oil stonks all being red.
>>18713707sometimes people will make fake websites and fake bots to circulate fake news about a company, tricking algos into dumping
>>18712198Everything in my portfolio is green. I have $1200 left to spend. NFI what to buy. Decide for me:>DRI>CNK>FUN>MGMOr a safer bet like>V>BMO>JPMOr go nuts and>UAL>XOM>OXY
im either gonna be getting NET gains or NET losses
>>18713816FANG VNOM RTLR
>>18713707BASED JEROME SHITPOSTING ON /SMG/
>>18713779Explain how they ever reached these highs anyway and why they could go back to the same levels? What are the chances and based on what data? How does the situation differ or resembles the previous tops?
>>18713816Buy $ET, retard. Watch its value grow and then collect those nice divvys.
Is trading options on penny stock viable (i only have 150 to spend)
>>18713791they'll go after you because im taking screenshots of your posts and emailing it to the sec LOL
>>18713816out of those options i'd say MGM or UAL
>>18713853No, because delta
>>18713791>>18713784It needs to be one with very low trading volume and really fucking cheap. Ideally sub $0.1 cheap.
>>18713816CNK CZR CCL
>buying penny stocks when volatility is still insanely highliterally can't lose just buying normie stocks in this market if you have half a brain
reminder to all bears: STOCKS. ONLY. GO. UP.
>RSI on S&P50080 is now bullishi
>>18713787Okay I have 5$ left
>>18713897>What gave you ze idea ze operation was over, Mr. Rothschild?
Where are my CZR patricians at??
>>18713707But which stock? When to sell?JCP shenanigans was fun.
I think oil is recovering from the loss today. It will be like today didn't even happen for me if it does. Maybe i can pull a few buck outta savings
>>18713903>>18713903why don't women like that just let me jack off on them?
>GME is this another short squeeze by le big short man
>>18713924>June down 28% today with 3 weeks left in the contract>recovering
Is there a way to browse /biz/ without seeing all this pr0n? I'm here for the occasional intelligent/insightful comment.Maybe a browser extension?
>>18713951well not oil as whole but the stocks i hold
>3 RED 1 MINUTE CANDLES IN A ROWJEROME WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU STUPID USELESS NIGGER
>>18713973there hasn't been any porn posted you weak minded coomer
>>18713951most people don't understand how commodities like oil trade
XOM putsbuy 'em
Amazon will lead the sell off
Calls on spy and I already made $3000 since Friday .. join me on the moon guys. Put every last penny on spxl calls .. if you dont have money just use leverage for your Spxl calls x3 ... SO MUCH FREE MONEY THANKS JEROME
This is a double top right?
>>18713951Are we really running ur of storage that quickly?
>>18713973what porn? this is a blue board anon
>>18713816MRO if you want oil.Otherwise, actually go NEE. It won't be some awesome mover, but it is going to fly long term 100%. >>18713851Sure. Guess why they were so high before? Oil was at an ATH previously before their massive shot up due to Iraq war, 100+ a barrel. Oil went into a super contango and went to 40-60 dollars a barrel (which is actually high nowadays kek). Due to that, oil companies used them as storage. Tankers fell because eventually demand and supply equalized meaning they transported more than stored, and there were so many new tanker companies that shipping supply was up meaning that everyone's profit margins went down as tanker demand did and they had to offer cheaper and cheaper rates to take on oil. Tankers tried to survive by carrying on loads of debt, which further sank their stock prices.Well, guess what? We are in a similar situation if not better than what caused them to rise to their previous highs. The situation is the same except BETTER today, and the difference is there is more tanker competitors and higher debt than previously. I suppose another difference is one high was due to a war "calming down" and the new high is due to Saudis and Russians being assholes. History is repeating itself mate.
Jerome, you fuck. Why aren't we just doing an exponential line up forever?
RED MONDAYRED MONDAYRED MONDAY
>>18713478every non-NEET uses it daily
>>18714005Based NEE poster, they're also growing their divvy>https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/04/22/nextera-energy-aims-to-increase-dividends-10-per-y.aspx>https://www.greentechmedia.com/articles/read/nextera-energy-to-spend-1b-on-energy-storage-projects-in-2021
Alright boys, how do we feel about DraftKings (DKNG)? I don’t use the service but I know a lot of people that do. Crazy volatility atm and obviously no sports to bet on. Anyone have insight to its long term stability?
>>18714031I will become as rich as you someday where just a 1% gain makes me a guy's monthly salary
>>18714028She has a big face/head
>>18713830Maybe VNOM tomorrow... >>18713852OK, I got 100 shares or something>>18713882CCL makes me nervous>>18714005I feel like I already have enough oil stocksWell thanks boys, only $600 left in my money market...$50k at 9am is now $52k by midday
>>18713997They're starting to use pipeline to store it now.>>18713990They're still holding USO for some fucking reason>>18713974What are you holding?
>>18714060wow, she's gross as fuck. She's almost as gross as Kelly from The Office
>>18714046Priced in since last summer. Only low information r*dditors buy this
>>18713949>1.4m daily volumeLet's be honest, he's probably the one trying to pump it or at least keeping it afloat.. it looks so bullish for no reason at all. He's trying to play the algos by making the chart bullish, but this is not the 2000s which he will probably learn soon
>>18713682FRO or NAT the better buy?
CVX, MRO, XOM, RDSB
>>18712198>THAAAAAAAAAAAT'S RIGHT JAY
>>18714047just a trust fund babby playing ETFs
>oil going go negative again>states bankrupt>bad earning >+1.2%why even try anymore
>>18714046During NFL season the Rake 300k profit just off the Monday/Thursday night games, surely higher on Sundays where the contests cost more to enter and have larger entry amounts. Plus it looks like they are expanding (I have seen tons of advertising at NFL/MLB games) and they even got their own spots on ESPN and even their own TV show on some other sports network
>>18713973Settings at the top and bottom of the page, bro.Hide thumbnails.
>>18714064why brent isn't falling as hard? where do the european storing their oil?
>>18714119We'll be red EOD, just watch.
>>18714083Hard to tell actually. I don't think it matters, but NAT has a hype train that may unfairly ride it up faster. NAT also just dipped hard, so anyone who wants to buy should. Huge player seems to of took profits at 7.20 and made it go all the way down to 6.80, but already climbing right back up.
>>18713777Nice gains today. Im looking at 28% for one of my tickets today alone. AYTU looks like a pump and dump though. And a lot seems to be riding on their covid treatment.
why is oil collapsing if we still have a month until the contract expires? it's going to -$1000 at this rate
>>18714119instead of complaining, ask yourself why things are trading like this and where is the opportunity
IM GONNA DO IT
>>18714119the guy who shorted the 1928 stock market drop was very in the red as a result moments before the drop actually happenedjust be patient. Bear gains will come.
How's your line today /smg/
>>18714129Different supply line. Brent is mainly offshore and they can adjust supply easier.
I fomoed in to the FRO top. Fuck my shit up
>>18713733>>18714133Double double digits Also, broker is 15 mins behind. here is current price
>>18714144MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN
>>18714022This is my favorite "safe/conservative" stock atm. Only "boring" stock that in fact not boring at all and has huge upside, gargantuan. It is a pure bargain right now and completely safe to park your money in.
>>18714153Why are you buying green???
OHHH NO NO NO BULLBROS HOLD ON
>>18714153Do not worry. It will go up.
>buy stock>immediately starts going downdostedt
Why should I not just put half of my savings into oil? I mean it’s just been sitting there waiting for a rainy day that has never come so I should just put into oil and instead of two years from now it just went stale it’ll at least increase. This is a rare opportunity too because oil stocks rn are practically like coca cola stocks i.e you KNOW you won’t lose money if you hold it for long term( a few years)
>>18713795I bought calls a while ago or I would.
>>18713993Big tech is falling. There goes the Nasdaq
>>18714187Take one for the team
bulls are going to get slaughtered
>>18714108Seethe poorfag. My family was uneducated hillbillies btw. Pic related is you
>GME 5.20HAHAHA WHAT HTE FUCK
Crab containedRelease the bear
>>18714212The next burry film will be his BIG SQUEEZE of GME
alright bros what should i buy today?
You laughed at me when I went all in on Groupon, you laughed.Apologize.
>>18714212Unleash the Reggie
>>18714151Poverty fag here +1.48%
>>18714229all stocks this morning have been like this and it's so fucking retarded.Eveerything is like +4% and now crashing
>>18714226The big long
>>18714228I bought fang today
>Dax over 3%
TSLA is my faultit started to crab literally the nanosecond i bought it
>EMA's cross up, i buy and sell half at 1.5x ATR and ride out the rest of the trend with the other half of my position with a stop loss at break even>bonus points for entering near the EMA's or betterliterally can't lose long term.
>>18714250what does that mean
>>18714201OOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SQQQ
Crude oil bros?
>>18714244i already have vxx puts that are 100% gains as of today
>>18714064>They're starting to use pipeline to store it now.Is that a good sign or bad sign?
>>18714201>-0.30%HOLY SHIT HELP JEROME FUCKING START THE PRINTERSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
someone redpill me on buying chesapeake energy
>>18714211not a soul on this board cares, larpfaggot>>18714221you rang?
>>18713751tankers will stop mooning once demand goes back up.they might steadily go up until next year, but for short term gains they are a 2-3 month play at best
>>18714140>why things are trading like this and where is the opportunitythat is the problem there is no reason at all, stock has always been coupled with oil but it seem it's no more 10yr still low (investor staying away from stocks), volume is low , things won't just go back to normal after reopening . every expert expect economic crisis(2000+ beo resign in 2019)i just can't understand
Lmao im out. No way im buying now. All this negative news and stocks reaching their former highs. They cant ignore reality forever and I sure as heck am not gonna be left a bagholder for a decade like 1929. How much longer shpuld I wait before selling my profitable stocks?
>>18714212I have a put that expires friday that is worth 1 dollar, holding it just to see if that bitch goes bankrupt before then
KEEP BUYINGPUT EVERY DOLLAR INTO THE SP500WERE REACHING ALL TIME HIGH BEFORE CLOSE
>>18714263V shaped recovery
>>18714263I’ll spoon feed you, don’t worry.DAX is Japan’s stock market.
Is USOI a good divvie stock to get in? Does it have a chance of getting delisted?
>>18713978I tried that. What settings do you recommend? I tried a number of different settings that didn't work, but it may have been an incompatibility with my browser.
>>18714288Don't. 99% chance they are liquidated and shareholders will likely get zero.
Do normies think TSLA has to do with spacex? Thats the only reason i can think of it being this overvalued
>>18714313Bro WHAT are you even talking about
So is it fair to say that all the Bobos in here have killed themselves by now?
>>18714298Seems like a good hedge against oil stocks though if you also own them.
>>18714328Half the shares are shorts. Maybe a similar number is the cult of Elon
>>18714304>16Mrookie numbers. we 30M now boi.
>>18714320just use chrome, bro
DRAFTKINGS BABAYYYand lads..Can some one sell me on CVE
>>18714313keeps stepping downmonitoring this bread for insights though
>holding fairly high-liquidity puts>bid price suddenly drops 0.20 for no reasonTHE MARKET MAKERS BOGGED ME AGAIN, HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?
>>18714340Yes, time for crash now
>>18714299No it doesn't make sense which is why the best play right now is to not go long term with puts or calls, go short term calls and swing trade Weeklies.>tfw could have made 300% off of a 0DTE 287c today but didn't pull the trigger.
>>18714201>>18713993>>18714264>>18714283MAGA is redI repeatMAGA is redAbort ShitAbort ShitWooooooooooooooWoooooooooooooo
So Tesla is now almost back to the ATH despite the overall economy having gone to shit since then, and the oil price plummeting which makes fossil fuel cars more attractive. And that ATH was extremely overvalued in the first place, considering their marketshare. Something's not quite right...
>>18714340I'm dying but still in the fight. My hands are made of diamonds. Soon you'll be in the bull bag where you belong.
>>18714282It means they're running out of conventional storage. Tankers are charging enormous premiums to hold that shit at port.Oil cuts agreed by OPEC haven't even come into effect yet and it's too late already.Crude is worthless shit if you can't refine and use it.
>>18714340yes thank God
>>18714328Yes. There's also 4channers who think so. It's why i dont touch it. It has the power to get real high due to sheer normie love but the moment enough normies realize the truth that shit is gonna crash hard. Question is, how long. Both calls and puts are risky on one hand the delusion continues and puts fails OR the mask is lifted and calls fail.
VIX on the launch pad
>>18714364The best thing for TSLA's stock is to never actually make money.
>>18714361Time to buy
>>18714366Me toot Tvix bag holder
>>18712198I can't take this daily rollercoaster of emotions anymore
>>18714340i'm a short-term bull on a hair trigger
>>18713678Grug should stick to hunting lion
>>18714396Any non-fake weed stocks on TSX?
>>18714384TVIX will spike again. It's just a matter of a couple days
how the FUCK do i profit from this? it's on the front page of finviz every day how do i use this information to make money? does anyone do this?
>>18714340I've been shorting crude June futures at $18. Why would I be killing myself?
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NAIL going nuts right now, btwpeople expecting construction projects to start up soon
>>18714379It's over pal
>>18714385Lmao I hope that isn't more than 5% of your total net worth, Robinhoodfag. Buy KO and hold for dividends.
Aren't ITM calls for HAL free money. Getting $50 easy.
>>18714340The real bobos were the friends we made along the way
>>18714416NO FUCKING WAY
>>18714416you're supposed to crop out the part where you paid 18.42 for it...
selling puts on BA for some FAT premiums. t-too big to fail right guys
dow is over $24k and it's going to have a slight pullback now only to continue gainingnew ath in may$50k eoy dow is still on schedule
NIO $4.3 EOWscreencap this
>>18714340I was a bobo on March 22nd. The fake virus hysteria will die down in two weeks and turn into fake virus caution. I still wouldn't buy anything airline or cruise related though.
>>18714409WEED is doing well.Holding 2000 @ 14ACB is in and out but has been ok for me.
>>18714416Something tells me youre lying. Proof otherwise your comment is securities fraud.
>>18714448what is NIO and why should I care
>>18714438Get that ugly face away
>>18714416Source? I can't find evidence for this. >>18714443Kek.
>>18714461THE SEC JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>18714464Chinese Electric car companyDon't care
>>18714431My net worth is negative sixty thousand dollars because of student loans. What does that mean for me?
>>18714447If this is true I’m going all in 10x leverage until I retire.
>>18714448Imagine investing in china when the whole world is about to lynch mob them
>>18714461he's probably guessing based on the fact that you can now return amazon packages directly to kohl'seither way KSS is set to moon
>>18714464>what is NIO and why should I careit's literally the next TSLA
>>18714480this but unironically gtfo any Chinese investments they are FUCKED
Imagine falling for the common cold hoax.
Fuck I come back to the market because I thought it was safe now and I'm already red as fuck.
why is everybody posting red, the index is up? disproportionately oil fags in here today? jerome isn't propping up oil so that shouldn't be a surpise
>>18714364that's the power of meme ceo, if other company ceo had 33 million follower on twitter you would see them ATH too
SNAP dies tonigth
>>18714498gonna need more than that
>>18714498you didn't say mullen...
>>18714513kys they've been doing that for a long time
>>18714478lol>>18714500some article on the internet said that I should buy BABA
What does it mean when the Bid sz is like 30x the Ask sz?
>>18714473Lmao was hust trying to see if he'd actually post some verifiable information. The way he posts is like those annoying loser stocktwit shills. Not wasting my time reporting some random retail investor when big companies are likely screwing us over harder. Also the fed manipulating the market.
>>18714364I-I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna short Tesla. Surely logic and reason will prevail.
Is GE gonna pump more?
>>18714477>>18714480>>1871450013th fastest car on the NurburgringBetter range on their fleet than TeslaPropped up by CCPDo you think it will fail? LOL
>>18714478It means you're already fucked. Assuming you already have a real job, get rid of the debt or else 2k in stocks won't matter, regardless of whether you lose it all or not.
>>18714551depends on the stock but most the time... nothing... a lot of spoofing goes on.. orderflow is more important imo
>>18714485It's been like that for over a year or so lmao. At least the anon pretending to be Jeff Bezos buying out JCP was funny.
>>18714551it doesn't mean anything necessarilyyou need to look at the whole boookthere could be a huge ask hiding right behind the first one
>>18714473Fucking kek anon
>>18714558>not wasting my timeYou just did though? You realize that you can post your full auto glock switch you got from wish on /k/ and the mods won't even take it down? Fucking retard. No one cares about you or this place.
>>18714585Anyone got a screenshot of the fake jeff bezos post?
>>18714578>>18714591I'm just sitting on two puts whose spread is getting jerked around like crazy and I'm wondering if that had something to do with it. Like the spread was 0.15 when I bought an hour ago and is now widened to 1.10 all of a sudden.
>>18714575>assuming you already have a real jobStill in schoolI just wanted to invest some of my meager savings so I have a bit of extra cash when I get my JD so I can leave town and maybe get a shitbox car. I still have all my emergency money squirreled away, I was just looking to pump myself up a little bit to have some spending cash when I make my way out into the world.
>>18714591Anyone have a better book for stocks than op. Some of the numbers look a bit off compared to price movements.
>>18714646I'll add that it widened in both directions, the bid dropped about 0.50 and the ask suddenly spiked 0.50.
>>187145142 270 5/15 SPY puts are killing me right now. I didn't get a chance to sell when I was slightly positive back on Friday.
>>18713419$2k. Should I sell the bag? And cut my losses at $1,500? >>18713493Proofs?
>>18714646Ive had that happen before. What a pain that is. Buying forces yiu to go in favor of the sell side while selling forces you to go in favor of the buy side. Really makes me suspect its big company algos forcing your hand.
>>18714364TSLA's share price has a cult following. you shouldn't short stocks with cult followings
>>18714760But my total value doesn't change, 7/8ths of my stock dissapear as the price rises. Won't it just continue to freefall after the split?
I'm up about $1,500 today. We'll see if it holds. I feel like I have enough diversity in holdings to have some wins, some slow gains, with 2 or 3 potential catastrophic fails.About $15k is in funds/ETF's, the other $35k in various stocks:APO up 4.5%APLE up 2%BMO up 2.5%BFAM up 4%FUN up 8%CNK up 11%CRH up 4%DRI up 3%XOM evenJPM up 5%MGM up 10%OXY evenSUM up 12%UAL up 1%V up 1%VMC up 6%
>>18714799Reverse splits are a sign of things sinking in value in this case
>>18714863Everything falls in the upcoming selloff.
>>18714867So do I sell the bag before it gets way worse?
>>18714229It's a site I'd never use, selling shit I'd never want. No fucking way I'd invest in them even if I was literally guaranteed 10% annual returns
>>18714908how could shitty earnings not be unironically priced in at this point
>USOwhen are they jsut gonna shut it downwhat a shitshow
>>18714908people were saying that in the beginning of April and yet the upcoming sell of is missing
>>18714416Every time I go to Kohls, I'm the only one in the store. Then if I buy anything, it's from the clearance rack and when I go to pay for it, they give me a 20% off coupon. So yeah, makes sense Amazon wants to buy a company that doesn't turn a profit.
>>18713350I have HAL.................
>>18714916Do you baghold SQQQ by any chance.
>>18714945Fellow /Vanguard/ bro
>>18714941amazon buys companies that don't make a profit all the time just for infrastructure and industry knowledge
>>18714926>>18714940I could be wrong. Yet, I do feel comfortable sitting out since mid February.
>Ecolab only $12 off from it's year highThank God for my employee stock purchase plan. I was worried about that but damn it payed off. Managed to get some cheap during the fall too.
>>18714968ouch, you missed out on a lot of gains because of that
>>18713350w-why?t. bought HAL after earnings and saw they weren't reducing/pausing the dividend
>tfw people on unemployment are making more $$$ jerking off today than I am waging right nowfuck me maybe it should burn down
>>18714941kohls been doing the coupon thing forever lol
>>18714985>ouch, you missed out on a lot of gains because of thatI also missed a lot of losses by selling before the drop. I’ll buy during the real dip :v)
>>18715011ok hidden king
>>18715011how many times a day do you look at AMZN, take a deep breath, and repeat that to yourself?
>>18714992>the return on my 40 hours less the UI benefit is about $50.>they call me a heroI want to kill all of them.
>>18714968LMAO>I feel comfortable not in the market making moneyCOPE TVIX bro
>>18715011also, WTF are you doing following smg all this time if you're just sitting out
>>18715044There’s a million different ways I could have made more money. If I could’ve known just a few of them I would have retired. You have to be happy with where you are and how you got there.
>>18715069I’m here for the banter. Plus I have all my play money in tvix. Wish me luck.
>>18714968You're making a mistake. Why wouldn't you get in then get back out when the daily trend starts pointing back down. For all you know we go straight back to ATH and you've lost years of gains in 2 months. Why do this
>>18715060PLEASE STOP ATTACKING OUR NEWFRIENDHe is making a very bold and prudent investment in TVIX and you need to stop FUDing him. We don't want him to capitulate right as TVIX moons.
>>18715052'slave' is more like it. Essential is indeed appropriate, just like the plantation niggers were essential and would've worked in the middle of a pandemic as well.Then again it's true that your ilk behaves like animals and truly deserve the treatment you get (in fact, you should be grateful for it).
>>18715060That’s a different anon. However, I still expect to make money from tvix.
>>18714961Vanguard has been good to me!
>>18715108The same reason I sold in mid February. The virus has, is, and will mess up the economy. This should has hit the stocks and should hit them again.
>ANF>+10%holy fuck, anyone here thinking of shorting this?
>>18715101>not having your play money in GME JCP or TSLAvolatility is the next most interesting>>18715122>tfw not business ownerdamn. I'd still be pissed as an owner right now. these faggot banks and loans would be making me nuts if i wasn't a moral hazard.
>>18714602Post your shit YA "SHIT-POSTING BLACK-ASS NIGGA".
Oil won't go lower than 12$trump is gonna pump it again to 17$get in
>>18715177Business owners are about as scummy as you lot anyway. They also deserve it. Too bad it's not the other side of the coin that's taking the pain, certainly, but both sides are bastards.
>>18714416Okay, you successfully shilled me enough for me to buy 5 shares (I am smally investor).
>>18715250settle down neet-kun.
any anons recommend playing the MFST earnings? we know they'll beat expectations - but will they pump?
>>18715270it's over for bobros
>>18715270So when Amazon reports their best earnings ever this Thursday because everyone has been forced to buy online for the past 2 months we are going to double moon
>>18715269There are more options than being either a neet, a plantation nigger, or a slave owner. It consists of being actually valuable (yet, undervalued). Pretty much modern factory workers. "At least I'm not a nigger".
IM CRABBING NOOOO
>>18715270>invest in one of the biggest indices. >FAANG are the only driving motor of it.>AMZN is the definition of all bubbles
>>18715327You know they’re gonna miss right?
>>18715366wow, a sole proprietor/owner operator. I'm so impressed and swayed.
>>18715397Miss what? You cannot miss fictive valuations. It is impossible. Nothing deserves a valuation like amazon.
>>18715400No wonder you're "essential" with that kind of amazing intelligence.
>>18715496>not a neet>not a wagie>not running a business>not freelancingso money prints out your ass like your faggotry, huh.
TCMCSASWPPXSWTSXSWISXNET GEKHCKOKDPBKRMRO (newest at 4.86 avg;750 shares)VIACADISBeen dcaing down in a few of these while this shit's been handing me cheapies on a sliver platter. Long as the divvies keep on a coming it's all good to me.
>>18714416Based insider trader anon. Thanks for the tip.
FRO and NAT down since i bought thanks guys
>>18715695I would be really surprised if it is true.
kek, why would Amazon buy them now when all they gotta do is wait for the bankruptcy and eventual shareholder shafting then swoop in and buy the property for pennies and save a bundle?