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>> No.18711299

First for candy corn.

>> No.18711303

Should I re-invest my dividends if it's a tax-free account anyways?

I feel like it's a bad idea because the cash can be put towards other trades.

>> No.18711310

>>18711287
Bag holding a massive short position rn, should i cut losses or wait for the epic dump

>> No.18711312

>tfw lost so much fucking money last week

I am going to use my last $1k to go all in on $AYTU and $ET. Will I make it?

>> No.18711315
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>-28%
uh, oilbros? are you okay?

>> No.18711317
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Brent falls all falls

>> No.18711318

is oil going to keep going down i thought it was over

>> No.18711321

Why is NAT up to 6.86 and will it keep moving?

>> No.18711322

Here is why you should buy 5/15 NET calls

1. NET earnings call is 5/7
2. NET is an undervalued company and is currently on a dip
3. NET is not affected by corona at all
4. NET is secretly an inverse market stock and the coming crash will raise its price significantly

>> No.18711324

So I am browsing through different ETF's and it says the fund size is 0 Euros. Multiple ETF's that were millions some days ago..bug??

>> No.18711325

>>18711312
no those are shit meme stocks

>> No.18711333
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>>18711287
>boyfriend says he will do dishes
>coffee pot not clean

reee

>> No.18711336

So this pol larper said we gonna tank this week, let's see

>> No.18711338
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>>18711287
>FAANG earnings will all fail this week
>Birx says social distancing will be until late summer, meaning - restricted consumer behavior, no tourism, restricted event sector, restricted gambling sector, restricted entertainment sector
>Apple cuts production by 20%
>Airlines wont be in profit for years
>Tesla will fail earnings hard
>GM is RIP, suspends dividends and stock buyback
>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/expert-who-called-the-2008-crisis-says-the-signal-to-sell-stocks-is-coming-soon-2020-04-27?mod=home-page
>Goldman once again on the only right side
>Google is slashing its marketing budget by as much as half in the second half of the year, and has imposed a hiring freeze for full-time and contract employees
>Cruise lines are done, probably for years
>Singapore lockdown enhanced until 1st June

I know priced in and bullish.

>> No.18711339
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Is oil going to fall below 10$ today

>> No.18711341

>>18711322
NET already peaked, there will never be a greater demand tbqh

>> No.18711349
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Will cramer & co blow their brains out on live television when murrican oil hits -600% this time?

>> No.18711354
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18711354

>tfw new trader and ready to buy in high divvy stocks so one day I can eat tendies while collecting my chad yields

>> No.18711357
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18711357

AMD mooning for sure now

>> No.18711358
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18711358

Calls on Starbucks and Amazon. Puts on Boeing. Money couldn't be easier to make this week.

>> No.18711361

>>18711341
t.NETlet

>> No.18711362

>>18711339
>>18711317
Is brent may contracts expiring this week?

>> No.18711363

>>18711336
If we don't fall off of shitty Q1 earnings and oil collapsing, then it pretty much confirms that this fake and gay pump will continue for the indefinite future. This week is unironically CRITICAL for the price of SPX coin.

>> No.18711367
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18711367

It's real fucking weird being bullish on the market while seriously considering whether I'll need to get back into fishing to feed my family

>> No.18711369

>>18711338
At the height of the dotcom bubble I wonder if people also said "priced in" to every bad news lmao

>> No.18711371

>OIL has an upcoming liquidation
What happens now?

>> No.18711376

>>18711357
AMD is already way overvalued. Growing 10x it's size is more than priced in

>> No.18711378
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18711378

>oil

>> No.18711380

>>18711361
its not my money to lose, I already made my money off of NET and I'm happy, keep holding the bags

>> No.18711381
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>pre market pump fading
OH GOD FUCK IT'S GOING TO D... D.. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

>> No.18711382
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>>18711292

Remember this nonsense?

>> No.18711385

>QE since the 90s decoupled the stock market from GDP
>bailouts have decoupled it from earnings
>money printing has decoupled it from energy and oil
THE LINE WILL GO UP. WE'VE MADE IT
Wealth without assets

>> No.18711394

>>18711338
>GM is RIP, suspends dividends and stock buyback
Oddly, now is exactly the time to do stock buybacks because it's cheap. Spending the shareholders' money to buy stocks when they were overpriced was like flushing money down the toilet. These guys destroy wealth like it's their job.

>> No.18711395

>>18711371
You lose everything

>> No.18711397

5 MINUTES. FUCK

>> No.18711401

>>18711312
If you believe in memes you know the answer.

>> No.18711403

SCO up 20%
i didn't think it was possible

>> No.18711404
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18711404

>tfw rich people not getting even richer

>> No.18711406
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>>18711367
i hope all the fish die you fucking boomer faggot stop pumping this bull shit

>> No.18711412

>>18711362
expires on the 30th i believe

>> No.18711422

>>18711404
If GM survives, could be a good buy because of their autonomous vehicle program.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3E7p4S_1m4

>> No.18711424

>>18711358
Wew, this week is going to be a shit show for oil.

>> No.18711425

>>18711406
it must be so painful for you watching the market recover, RIP bobo's

>> No.18711427
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18711427

What do you guys think, Qualcomm puts or more Tesla puts?

>> No.18711428

Anyone becoming a King? DKNG is mooning

>> No.18711430
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>brent is gonna go below $6

>> No.18711432

>>18711395
NOOOOOOO

>> No.18711439
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NOOOO LE GOD EMPEROR TRUMP TOLD ME WORTHLESS OIL WAS A HECKIN ONE TIME FINANCIAL GLITCHERINO

>> No.18711451

>>18711427
I like when they wear the sleeveless shirts.

>> No.18711452

>>18711303
Reinvesting divvies doesn't avoid taxes.

>> No.18711453

>>18711358
Literally the most priced in options dude, you’re not gonna make any money if you’re correct, but if you’re wrong, you’ll get raped

>> No.18711458
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18711458

>Domp eet, zen pomp eet, zen domp eet again.

>> No.18711465

Is it a smart idea to short airline stocks before earnings?

>> No.18711467

>>18711458
drumpf it

>> No.18711468
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>>18711425
the bigger the stonk the harder they fall

you will regret mocking me bullfaggot

>> No.18711470

>>18711452
In Canada we have something called a Tax-Free Savings Account that lets you invest without any capital gains or income tax

>> No.18711473

>>18711458
The duality of bog

>> No.18711475

>>18711439
kek

>>18711465
>shorting the bottom

anon I...

>> No.18711479
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18711479

>>18711427
based selinaposter

>> No.18711480

DING DING DING DING

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>>18711406
*sip*
Ah the sea. Now that's how we used to feed our families

>> No.18711494

>>18711427
>>18711479
She looks like a pornstar but I can't remember which one

>> No.18711503

>>18711482
Aww, my dog looks similar. I should take her out on a boat sometime.

>> No.18711505

>>18711470
>In Canada
Stopped reading there

>> No.18711507

Oh god, finally the oil prices are crashing.
THANK GOD.
I was worried it wasnt going to happen...

>> No.18711508
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18711508

JEROME
WAKE UP JEROME
GET THE YOUR FIST MASHED AGAINST THE PRINT BUTTON AHHHHHHH

>> No.18711510
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18711510

There goes the gosh darn oil again...

>> No.18711512
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>>18711287
turns out my gf has 20k euro sitting in a german bank account. told her to invest it in some us etfs, so she put in 10k to $iusa, hopefully all goes well. She bought 100 shares of bayer cause her dad told her to so she did. so /biz/ what should we invest the last 4k in? Apparently the bank (ing) does options but it's for the dow and nasdaq 100 so I'm not sure.

>inb4 stocks crash and she blames it all on me

>> No.18711517

OH GOD BA
PLS NO
PLS NO

>> No.18711519
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>>18711494
She looks like that asian one

Ordered a QCOM put for Friday

>> No.18711521

When the fuck can I expect the FED to go maximum BRRRRR and directly buy US stocks?

>> No.18711523

>>18711354
thats the spirit

>> No.18711524

>another Monday crash
I hate reruns

>> No.18711525
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18711525

>>18711318
You haven't seen anything yet.

>> No.18711528

>>18711452
He said its a tax free account.
>>18711303
Up to you, id take the cash and slowly build into other divy flows to spread it and get cash flow from all over.

>> No.18711529

>>18711512
>foreign ETFs meant to track the US market

damn I forget other countries exist sometimes lmao

>> No.18711530
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>>18711517
Yes. YEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

>> No.18711533

>>18711524
>crash
>market opens up 1%

umm?

>> No.18711536
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18711536

>>18711470
You filthy leaf fuckers

>> No.18711537

>>18711318
Just go blow up a tanker anon I'm sure that will fix it.

>> No.18711540

>>18711512
NQ covered calls

>> No.18711543

>>18711524
Crash? We're closing up 1.25% today. Only oil will finish down.

>> No.18711548
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holy shit

>> No.18711550
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18711550

>>18711494

>> No.18711551
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18711551

fuck this

>> No.18711554
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>>18711530
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18711555
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18711555

-30% at open

-98% over a month

>> No.18711557

>>18711533
Just wait anon.
Just wait.

>> No.18711558
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18711558

>>18711517
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18711560

>>18711512
ETF110 is my goto ETF for normies.
I mean you can go for riskier shit and buy some remote work tech like SLACK but when handling other peoples money I would rather go for safety so they dont bite off my head when things go south.

>> No.18711563
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18711563

Are people not taking food to work anymore?

>> No.18711567

>>18711528
He implied if it was a taxable acct, reinvesting would avoid taxes. Learn to read before ever replying to me.

>> No.18711570

Cramer swallowed the redpill

>> No.18711577

>>18711524
>everything green or just barely red
>crash
a-anon, what did you buy?

>> No.18711582

>>18711554
I told you BA was worthless.

>> No.18711583

>>18711563
unironically no

>> No.18711584

>>18711570
What bullshit is he saying now?

>> No.18711588

>>18711563
Not in boomerware

>> No.18711590

>>18711563
There are lot of cheap tupperware knockoffs. My wife buys them at the dollar store.

>> No.18711593

>>18711470
unless you want to buy shitty canadian dividend stocks or low energy dividend etfs your ass is going to get taxed on foreign dividends

>> No.18711594

>>18711512
i have a boomer saving plan for the msci world, only down 1,26% after this crash

>> No.18711598
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18711598

ironhands?

>> No.18711599
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18711599

My head hurts. I should be happy it's green but something feels wrong.

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>>18711590

>> No.18711601

Who else here is a dividend chad?

>> No.18711604

>>18711563
who owns pampered chef?

>> No.18711605

>>18711593
That's why you use RRSP for American stocks and TFSA for Canadian

>> No.18711606

>my wild "in case shit gaps up" $65 sell limit on RTX might fire
neat

>> No.18711607
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18711607

OIL IS IN FREEFALL AGAIN OH CHRIST OH GOD NO

>> No.18711613

>another crab day
>also GME is up because fuck you
fuck this stupid shit

>> No.18711614

>>18711570
So he knows about the wooden doors?

>> No.18711619

>>18711584
Friends of the administration are getting the bailouts, Carnival getting one today fried his brain.

>> No.18711621

>>18711567
>Learn to read before ever replying to me.
If hes asking about a tax free account why would you state it doesnt avoid tax? You didnt even read his question nor answer it. I think you need to learn to read bud.

>> No.18711628

>>18711358
Why would you buy Calls on Amazon? What earnings can justify their current valuation? There are so many other earnings and companies you could buy calls and puts, but you try to play the average normiefag game on amazon?

>> No.18711631

>>18711422
>autonomous vehicle program.
That shit doesn't work.

>> No.18711632

>>18711540
dont think we have the money to buy 100 shares of nq

>>18711560
looks like a good etf but I'm thinking already have something "low risk" with that etf so I'm looking for something riskier

>> No.18711633

If this week ends green there is no reason to be a Bobo anymore.

>> No.18711635
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>>18711577
>not all in with BA, USO, SQQQ, SNSS

>> No.18711638

>>18711287
FED has absolutely destroyed the market. Nothing is based on traditional rules of the market anymore. They just print and print and print and print and print keeping the zombie companies afloat forever. At this point debt is a fucking meme and as long as your company is large enough, you can just keep taking more debt and keep paying the CEOs and owners retarded bonuses with that debt. It's a fucking clown market where the top is now living on tax payers money.

>> No.18711639

>>18711563
How often do you buy a new tupperware box?
I got the old one my dad used for work, when I went to school and still have it now that I work.
Not that I ever use it.

But definitely nobody buys a new fucking box every couple of years as if its a car or iphone.

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18711641

uhh bobos, when is the next crash so I can get cheapies?

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18711644

Any bio pharm catalyst fags here?

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18711645

>>18711641

>> No.18711647

>>18711605
15% divvie tax is less of a big deal than free capital gains though, isn't it?

>> No.18711649

>>18711619
>Carnival getting one
Fuck that

>> No.18711651
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18711651

>>18711577
O-oil stocks...

>> No.18711652

>>18711563
>boomers die off
>plastic leftovers containers market crash

Yes.

>> No.18711654

Cramer is going to get shot in the head, how do i short him

>> No.18711655

>>18711517
That 90 degree drop five minutes after open

>> No.18711657
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>>18711607
>>18711607
USO TO ZERO USO TO ZERO USO TO ZERO

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>>18711601
Checking in homie il be buying more Friday during the bloodbath

>> No.18711662

>>18711638
Could be a first time in history, but economic damage is done and people will feel it very soon.

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>>18711635
Fuck me, my portfolio is 100% airlines right now.

BOEING PLEASE STOP CRASHING
>BOEING PLEASE STOP CRASHING
BOEING PLEASE STOP CRASHING
>BOEING PLEASE STOP CRASHING

>> No.18711666

USO bros.......

>> No.18711669

>>18711641
Q2 earnings
You'll probably be dead by then, though

>> No.18711670

The IBEX is going down and none of you care.

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>>18711635
Maybe just stick to playing pachinko.

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>>18711657
please no
PLEASE

>> No.18711677

>>18711651
you managed to lose money going long in a bull run
grats

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>>18711645
That chart is accurate though

>> No.18711683

>>18711661
That's a man. Unironically.

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18711684

>>18711665
Should of added some defense sticks if you leik plens

>> No.18711686

>BA drops like a mofo
>put ask goes up
>put bid stays were it was
I can't emphasise it enough. The european option "market" is a scam.

>> No.18711688

>>18711665
What exactly was it that drove you when you said "yes going all into airlines during a time of world wide travel restrictions is a good idea!"

>> No.18711693

>>18711621
t. 0IQ

>> No.18711694

my stocks are starting to turn red

>> No.18711700

>>18711665
I told you guys yesterday. BA is done. Company too big to fail doesn't mean shareholders won't get wiped the fuck out.

>> No.18711701

we are getting near ATH territory lads, can the stock market really hit a new ATH with the way the economy is? I mean it peaked when the economy was basically perfect, now no one knows what is going to happen but apparently it's all priced in?

>> No.18711702

>>18711600
enjoy your cancer.

>> No.18711706
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>tfw sold on friday

Hope FANG goes low

>> No.18711707
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>>18711641
You missed it, it'll be another 10 years.

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>>18711688
But
But biz told me to buy the dip

>> No.18711716

>>18711641
>when is the next crash
Between several years from now and never

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>>18711665
>my portfolio is 100% airlines right now.
Why would you do that anon? Airlines arent even flying yet. Should have waited until they resume flights.

>> No.18711720

All in UUUU

>> No.18711722

>>18711686
I know right. They straight make these spreads up. From where did you buy? I got my Poots at Vontobel.

>> No.18711725

>>18711647
RRSP contributions increase your tax refund and and make your securities not subject to withholding tax or capital gains. You can also loan 20k against it in long-term zero interest debt to buy real estate. It's taxable as income when you withdraw in retirement.

>> No.18711726
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if it goes to 1.3k im selling my oil stocks

>> No.18711727

NASDAQ is a shitcoin now

>> No.18711728

>>18711722
>Vontobel
same

>> No.18711729
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18711729

>hit my stop limit on ET
what the fuck? You were supposed to keep mooning you black nigger.

>> No.18711730

>>18711394
It's not about the company. It's about giving maximum profits for specific shareholders.

>> No.18711731

>AYTU memeing again
>bought in at march 24
Well, I'll take it I guess.

>> No.18711737

>>18711678
If you're buying tulip bulbs or investing in the south sea company.

>> No.18711738

w-whys it dropping

>> No.18711739

First for all in fngu

>> No.18711742

>he bought KOS

>> No.18711743

>>18711728
I'll never touch options again. Fuck this spread. Their mini futures are much more fair when it comes to pricing.

>> No.18711744
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>>18711665
>100% airlines
Are you high?

>> No.18711747

>>18711718
even when they do start flying it will be a while, just talked to my family and they cancelled the yearly family reunion in July because no one wants to risk flying or having their flights cancelled due to lack of passengers.

>> No.18711748

>White House Economic Adviser: Q2 GDP Will Be Biggest Negative Number Since Great Depression; -20% To -30%

I am quitting. I am done. - 30% GDP and Sp500 -11% YTD

>> No.18711751

What did you have fir breakfast, /smg/?
>bagel sandwich with butter, havarti cheese, ham, and a roasted chilli aoili
>with franks on it
>a litre of coffee
>a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch with yogurt

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123 bros....

>> No.18711754

>>18705935
>but selling would be still too risky as the underlying is close enough to the strike price.
I don't understand why. At worst you end up buying back at the time you are exercised, which, because you setup a stop buy, is no higher than your sell price, so no matter what it looks to me like you profit.
The only real question left open in my mind is if/under which scenario rolling down is better than flipping like described.
Did I make a mistake somewhere?

>> No.18711755

>>18711720
DNN, URG

>> No.18711758

>>18711633
bearish

>> No.18711759

>BA is down 3%
>16 minutes into trading

Beautiful. Bagholding puts is not so bad after all.

>> No.18711760

>>18711665
It doesn't sound like you bought at the bottom. How much did you buy anon?

>> No.18711761

TQQQ/SOXL/CURE/TMF/VIXY target vol 25% chads [email protected]

>> No.18711762

>>18711628
Remember when AMA wasn't normie?

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18711764

>>18711684
>>18711688
>>18711700
>>18711718
>>18711744
>>18711752
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HELP ME

>> No.18711765

FUCK TSLA

>> No.18711766

>>18711729
Lmao you say the n-word and expect good karma? Go play in traffic

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18711773

To the Canadian chad who posted mbx.to beginning of last week thank you. Up 18% so far. New deal came through the feed this morning as well. Looking very promising.

>> No.18711774

>>18711661
based. Good luck frend

>> No.18711776

>>18711752
Boeing may be too big to fail because they have engineered GIBBS for years. But their stock will be worth a fraction of what it was even if they "recover" with endless GIBBS.

>> No.18711780

>>18711748
What this means is there's a fuckload of inflation in the system right now. Anything that makes people leave stocks will cause consumer price inflation.

>> No.18711781

>>18711748
Sounds bullish to me, I'm sure the Fed will pump well in advance it it's that "bad"

>> No.18711782

>>18711766
There is no traffic

>> No.18711786

>>18711701
Clown economy. Mortgage CDO's went up in value in the 2008 crisis too, then they obviously went to zero. This isn't actually that unique, as strange as that sounds. I feel that it's very likely we'll see a pretty big adjustment this year. In 08 it spanned 6-8 months or so of hell, then crabbed for a long time

>> No.18711787

>>18711766

Jesus wants you to say the n-word, the devil wants you to ignore fast

>> No.18711789
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18711789

I'm gonna hold, I'm not gonna panic sell...
I'm gonna hold, I'm not gonna panic sell...
I'm gonna hold, I'm not gonna panic sell...

>> No.18711790

You faggots promised me easy gains but I'm losing money!

>HAL 500 shares
>HLX 500 shares
>MRO 500 shares

I'll go back to crypto if this shit isn't mooning by tomorrow. Fuck boomer stonks

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>>18711766
I mean I bought in @ 4 so selling at 7 is still good karma. I just was expecting more

>> No.18711795

fuck you all, you told me to buy the oil dip and now I allready lost 1250$ because it dips again

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18711796

>>18711764
Imagine being long on air travel.

>> No.18711799

Anime fags MUST die

>> No.18711800

>>18711789
Same, ironhands

>> No.18711802

>>18711765
Is it mooning for no reason again?
Of course it is, do I really have to ask

>> No.18711804

>>18711743
They are fair as long as the leverage stays above ~50 or smth. If it goes above(knockout drops) the ask stays fixed while the bid drops. It might have been cbk in this case... I've seen things like 0.05 | 0.5. The problem is that it's not a free market like the usa.

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18711806

>>18711766

>> No.18711807
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>>18711748
p-price in?

>> No.18711810

>>18711780
Ppl like you deserve to lose all their money. Right now we are in a deflantional phase, not even close to inflation.

>> No.18711811

>>18711665
>he didnt go all in on Carnival Cruiselines

Not going to make it anon, ngmi at all.

>> No.18711813

>>18711287
What are the earnings reports coming out today?

>> No.18711815

>>18711804
Can we even trade real options in Europe? I want to join theta gang and write them instead of buying them. Is that even possible?

>> No.18711816

>>18711789
stay strong brother, this will pass

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>>18711789
nigga how did you pick every stock wrong

>> No.18711818

>>18711751
>franks on a bagel
>yogurt on cinnamon toast crunch
degenerate

>> No.18711819

anyone else short ba, cat,gm,bynd ?

>> No.18711820
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TESLA CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>> No.18711821

>>18711519

Is there a reason megs eyes look like shes ready to cry a bunch? They look so teary im some of her photos. Still think shes really cute tho.

>> No.18711822

>>18711789
>USO

>> No.18711833
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18711833

Time to buy HAL and WLL

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>>18711795
I WENT ALL IN ON OIL OH FUCK HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18711839

>>18711810
You make money on both swings nigger. There's going to be massive deflation because of income loss and deleveraging but that inflation will leak out into the market somehow.

>> No.18711841

>>18711818
didn't you see the funny haha granny commercials where the little old lady PUTS THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING haha

real talk franks is just spicy vinegar

>> No.18711842

>>18711795
Imagine buying the top of a dead cat bounce. Sorry that you are a literal brain dead retard.

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18711843

>>18711833
based fellow HAL holder

>> No.18711844

>>18711795
Who told you to buy the dip? It was completely apparent last week that the June and July contracts were both completely fucked and oil futures were going to crash again. You got FOMO and thought stocks only go up so you bought like a retard

>> No.18711845

>>18711834
Just wait, im already starting to recover

>> No.18711846

>>18711833
based twitter whore poster

>> No.18711852
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JEROME
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
FUCKING HELP GOD DAMNIT JEROOOOME

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>>18711665
>>18711834
It should be illegal to be this retarded

>> No.18711857

>>18711790
It's not mooning for years dude. However I believe their temporary demise is far priced-in already, so they should be immune to a second crash. I estimate they're a good hold. Well, not MRO though.

>> No.18711859

>>18711846
>teeeheee

>> No.18711860

>>18711815
It should be possible but I don't know a single broker who offers it. I think the european market suffers from too much regulation and not enough demand. Hardly anyone has stocks let alone trades actively. Even fewer knock what options are. TD Ameritrade supposedly works for eurofags too. That should work but probably more work because taxes...

>> No.18711861

My god, please tell me all of these people who invested in USO are lying.

>> No.18711863

>>18711833
dyed hard = red flag

>> No.18711866

i never bought amazon tesla apple microsoft stock

>> No.18711868

>>18711843
Already in the red on it so got to hold

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>>18711789
when did you buy MRO
zoom out dude

>> No.18711870

>>18711354
Do it div bro

>> No.18711872

>>18711820
Shouldn't cheap oil mean less demand for EVs? I get the tech is kinda cool, but clown world.

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>>18711859

>> No.18711877

>>18711665
I remember a poster that shorted the bottom and then bragged about going 100% into airlines while posting a picture of asuka. Anime fags get what they deserve.

>> No.18711878

>>18711861
This is a shitcoin board. USO and TSLA speak to shitcoiners at a primitive level.

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>>18711861

>> No.18711880
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>>18711853

>> No.18711882

MGM and PENN chads rise the fuck up

>> No.18711883

>>18711638
So how do I make company that big and does nothing so I can just get the fed to give me money while my company does nothing?

>> No.18711884

>>18711861
I like how the oil bears keep claiming that people buying energy means that they're throwing money into uso and uco

>> No.18711885

>>18711766
>believes in karma

>> No.18711886

>>18711748
so wait until Q2 earnings to buy in? Looking at RTX, XOM, SPYD, ET, MO, OHI

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Wow. This sucks being so far into oil, I am getting crushed. Bought more. Too bad my Boeing is getting crushed too, just gonna let that one sit out. Least I bought yesterday so I am not losing much on it. RTX is doing great though!

Is it too late to buy Nordic Tankers guys? I got FRO, but Nordic is performing so strongly and CEO said strong shit and wondering if it has a shot or if I am wasting money by dumping into it.

>> No.18711888
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MNUCHIN
JEROME
DRUMPF
ANYBODY DO SOMETHING IT'S ABOUT TO DROP OUT

>> No.18711891

>>18711861
ooooooooooo cheapies

>> No.18711900

>>18711872
Yes, and a shutdown of the economy should also mean line go down, and the cheapest oil in decades means oil producers should go down, ect. ect.

Just accept the clown market and buy TQQQ

>> No.18711903

>>18711820
8% now. probably 12% EOD

>> No.18711906

>>18711884
Nope, there are literal degenerates buying USO here and on reddit mainly.
Buying long holds on energy companies and tankers is too complicated for them.

>> No.18711910

>crab again
why do i bother waking up to this shit

>> No.18711914

>>18711686
I think all of these are controlled by big company algos. When it moves against them they likely forcibly supress price movement.

>> No.18711916

Who the fuck buys airlines these days? Everyone's gonna refuse tourist out the year. I mean, Australia and New Zealand already decided to close borders until next year, and seeing how successful they've been with the virus others will follow suit.

>> No.18711919

ok its time for jesus to take the wheel

>> No.18711922

>>18711882
Might buy a call for 18$

>> No.18711923
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I'm holding

>> No.18711929

>>18711861
>not hoarding 12 gallons of ouzo in your garage
ngmi

>> No.18711931

>>18711910
>crab
Everything that isn't oil is green, enjoy the rally.

>> No.18711933

>>18711916
nobody gives a fuck what aussies and kiwis do and the corona is a hoax newfag libtard

>> No.18711937

>>18711833
>WLL
missed that train buddy

>> No.18711942

I know I’m a fag for using it and I get what I pay for, but does robinhood not even try to adjust options after a reverse split?

>> No.18711946

>>18711765
Tesla mooning for days I don't care but if it breaks the ATH in a market like this, I'm gonna go and suck at least 5 men penis

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>>18711880
don't pout you dumb bastard: have you not read a single article about the current state of affairs in the airline industry? What could have possibly made you think longing airlines was a good idea? The only safety net you have is Jerome and his infinite printer will bail them out as much as is needed so at the very least you have the safety of knowing you're not going to lose all your money. Take the hit on the chin and ride it out then make sure to carry the lesson you learned today with you

>> No.18711953

>>18711872
Tesla, like the rest of the market right now, is powered purely by memes. You can't make sense of it just buy buy buy

>> No.18711954

>>18711916
>I mean, Australia and New Zealand already decided to close borders until next year, and seeing how successful they've been with the virus others will follow suit.
hmm yes lets crash the world economy and fuck it over beyond repair where MILLIONS of people will die of starvation and hunger and experience a severe drop in quality of life because of a fucking flu that has barely killed 200k people
fuck off

>> No.18711958

>>18711888
Literally pumping back up now. It just sold off a bit but now we are back.

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>>18711923

>> No.18711963

I'm holding strong my 750 MRO shares. It's holding up rather good. Pretty much all the bad shit has been priced in already. They're paying the divvy still so really there's zero downside to just holding till the price rebounds back to 12 - 14 a pop. Hey if it takes a while, all the better, more shares/income for you via drip.

>> No.18711964

>volume gone again
Alright bros, see you in ~6hrs

>> No.18711970

>>18711931
Gold mining is down, too.

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>>18711942
>robinhood

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The eternal crab.

>> No.18711977

>>18711601
Passing up the good yields waiting for the great yields

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OIL IS DOWN ! !
FOR HOW LONG WILL BE LIKE THIS BROS WTFFFFF

>> No.18711979

>got squeezed on MPC
>it's now back to parity
>bought 24.73, stopped 25.17
>that's a $12.2 LOSS on a $710 position
T-thanks broker-chan

>> No.18711981

>>18711946
This.

I just do not understand, is tesla gaining purely on memes, they make no money, they sell few cars, they supply no other manufacturers with batteries.

>> No.18711983

>>18711978
Just for today i hope

>> No.18711984

I'm up 7% today with MAC, up 12% in total since I invested in them, figured they were oversold, not sure If I want to hold into earnings though.

>> No.18711988

>>18711914
It's direct trading with that bank's quoting machine.
That's the problem.
There is no free option market.

>> No.18711990

Tesla another day another dollar earned

>> No.18711991

>>18711701

No we are not stop buying nasdaq meme stocks

>> No.18711994

>>18711879
Its nice to have a list of what to avoid

>> No.18711997

>>18711978
there is only one way left, and it is down

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>>18711963
Imagine being a bag holder and defending it. LOL

While your money is tied up I will make the same gains in the next month that you are hoping for in the next year or two.

>> No.18711999

>>18711866
Do you not like money?

>> No.18712000

Whats the word on SOXL right now anons? I only have 4 at the moment. I know that leveraged stocks are not a good long term hold, but this one just keeps giving. Any advice?

>> No.18712001
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If only he was here.....

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>>18711963
>Not buying the dip
Should of bought even more the moment it crossed below 4.60 like I did. Holding strong too, I am all in on oil and defense mostly for like 75% of my portfolio. We are gonna make it.

Seriously though, is NAT a buy right now or too late to hop on that train?

>> No.18712007

>>18711661
Too bad that’s a women

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YES GOYS BUY MY STOCKS AT ATH DURING AN ECONOMIC SHUTDOWN
HEH HEH HEH.

>> No.18712015

>>18711963
Well a drop in brent and WTI was not priced in it seems.

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>>18711963
>Rebounds
>12-14 a pop

>> No.18712030

>>18712013
Biggest bull trap in the history of earth, unironically

>> No.18712032

>>18712000
If we see a downturn you get wiped. Simple as. Like it goes to 30. Leverage will fuck you. When not if.

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I'm finally positive on my MGM, but why. Their earnings should be abysmal

>> No.18712035

>>18711789
unironically shift everything to AMRX for earnings, thank me later

>> No.18712036

>>18711974
The only people who diss RH are the ones who think that all millennials and zoomers HAVE to hold on to tradition and use a clunky interface

>> No.18712038

>>18711876
her pupils are like saucers, how may prescriptions this bitch on? I had an ex with bipolar / depression and her meds did the same shit.

>> No.18712041

>>18712005
Yes, stay strong

>> No.18712045

>>18712033

Casinos are reopening this month. The fear on casinos was already priced in by their massive hit.

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>>18711880
At least your dreams can think of being up in the skies unlike planes.

>> No.18712051

>>18711978
For next 6 months to year.

>> No.18712054

STOP USO TRADING JESUS CHRIST

>> No.18712056

>>18712000
it's going through the same cycles it was going through before the crash. will drop back down to ~$110 any time now and then start the march back up to probably make it to $140-$150 before dropping back to $120 or so

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>>18712038
Was she a good lay?

>> No.18712062

>>18711879
Why do so many fags on Twitter think they're financial geniuses? I mean, /biz/ has it's fair share of faggots who cashed out 10 bucks once and think they're the next Buffett, but Twitterfags don't even try to argue why.

>> No.18712065

>>18712000
Sell now
Next semiconductor dump is going to obliterate SOXL gains

>> No.18712070

Holy shit TSLA is going to space.

>> No.18712071

>>18712036

You're going to learn the hard way. Their customer support is garbage and their shit is buggy, that could cost you thousands of dollars down the road.

They fucked up a withdrawal of money that I needed in a time sensitive manner and I couldn't reach anybody at all about it, had to sit there and hold my dick while waiting for an email back for a week.

>> No.18712072

>>18711766
I just made $500 dollars saying nigger

>> No.18712075

>>18712054
ZERO (0)
E
R
O
(0)

>> No.18712077
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Why in the FUCK is NEM tanking

>> No.18712078

>>18712032
if soxl goes to 30 im going all in

>> No.18712081

>>18712054
but the cheapies....

>> No.18712082

I am financially frustrated

>> No.18712083

Nothing I want is coming down. Honestly thinking of going all in on DHT and repeatedly selling covered calls until september/october.

>> No.18712085

>>18712036
During high volume trading, RH always has "issues" processing orders. They also forward your details to third party investment firms. TDAmeritrade will give you what you want, guaranteed.

>> No.18712086
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>>18712036
Sorry, couldn't hear you over the connections drops.

>> No.18712088

>>18712060
yes, but the psychosis and mood-swings were not worth it

>> No.18712089

>>18711981
TSLA is the most searched stock among 3 popular sites. And look at the comments section. Normies be like "OMG this is like discovered Apple in 2001 BUYYYYYYYY"
And yes, combined with weedman media exposure Le rockets and Le ironman, Even my friend who's 2 weeks new in this game said "dude don't miss the opportunity train it'll top 3000 in 2 years"

>> No.18712092

>>18712082
I am financially ruined

>> No.18712093

>>18712071
I’ll go to fidelity when I wanna trade big $$$$.

>> No.18712095
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should I close my Ford before the earnings today? I have a feeling it's bad

>> No.18712097

>>18712077
Deflation incoming. NEM to 10$ then to 1000$

>> No.18712099
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>*breathes in*
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>> No.18712100

OH NO TVIX BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18712103

>>18711422
>autonomous vehicle program
Might as well invest in the institute that develops the AI, even then you're gonna be sitting on that for at least another decade.

>> No.18712105

How can I know if I have a gambling problem? I think that I might do. I took 20k (100% in profits from shorting before the crash) and turned them to 0

>> No.18712106
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>>18711876
>>18711876
>>18712038

>> No.18712109

>>18711919
But Jesus doesn't have a licence?

>> No.18712110
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Haha some retard just market sold me their Qualcomm puts, I love free money

>> No.18712111

>>18712095
>I have a feeling it's bad
Don't be a retard, ofcourse its going to be bad.
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.18712112

The loss in Oil is short-term, right?

>> No.18712115
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reminder that inflation is dead

>> No.18712116

>>18712001
haircuts these days are 1:1 correlated with how faggy you are

>> No.18712118

>>18712099
I hope school starts again soon

>> No.18712120

>>18712109
Jesus doesn't insure his car either. Anyone living who ever lived in the US southwest knows to watch out for mexicans with new mexico license plates

>> No.18712125

>>18712077
Dunno, all the mines the NV are operating as normal.

>> No.18712130

Silver is fucking dropping hard bros
is this a buy the dip moment?

>> No.18712131

>>18712089
Tesla is heavily overvalued, It would need to 6x earnings to be at the right prices now, this is why retail traders always lose, as they carry on buying/selling when the price goes above or below the fundamental range

>> No.18712133

>>18712095
bad earnings are priced in

>> No.18712140

>>18712111
You never know with this clown market, it might be that it wont be AS bad as expected, and it skyrockets..

>> No.18712142

>>18711933
>>18711954
Retards. Nobody cares about your fee fees and beliefs. The fact is, tourists (not trade) isn't allowed into these countries until 2021. Thats a fact no matter how much you cope with your shitty airline stocks. And Scandinavia is considering similar measures out the year.
You're those emotional traders, aren't you?

>> No.18712143

>>18712133
amazing how those are always priced in for stocks I don't own but aren't for the stock that I do own

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>>18712106
This is ellie before you started using sex and drugs to hide the pain

>> No.18712151

>>18711981
Tesla fan boys think oil industry is gonna go away and magically Tesla will make a billion cars in 3 years.

>> No.18712153

Am I wasting time papertrading in TradingView?

>> No.18712155

>>18712118
School is over, done, finito. This year is a wash, those kids are on break til August at least and even then it's probably gonna be another year of nominally supervised remote learning.

>> No.18712157

why has the dollar suddenly started pumping?

>> No.18712158

I hope you all got Harley puts that boomer company is going to take a nose dive tomorrow

>> No.18712160

>>18712142
Don't care
Didn't read plus you're a nigger

>> No.18712161

>>18712130
not sure, gold is going down too. Bearish. I'd wait for stocks to bottom out again, if they do.

>> No.18712163

>>18711833
Why WLL? Look s like a penny stock now

>> No.18712164

>>18712116
What if I have an afro?

>> No.18712169

>>18712158
why?

>> No.18712170

>>18712112
>production still high
>consumption still low but returning to NORMAL
>storage is already full
>bankruptcies will happen with earnings

War with Venezuela Q1 next year, but until end of summer there is nothing but desolation, buy in Q3/Q4

>> No.18712173

>>18712170
>consumption still low but returning to NORMAL
lol

>> No.18712174

>>18712118
Summerposting is a meme and a good way to spot newbies

>> No.18712176

why the fuck do I even trade NQ i should just trade lean fucking hogs

>> No.18712180

>>18711676
They just canceled their June contracts and are lining up ones in 2021 and 2022, as well as moving all positions ahead.
They definitely still have room to fall.

>> No.18712182

new thread
>>18712179

>> No.18712183

>>18712153
Well you're not making money, so yes

>> No.18712189

>>18712163
I just posted that to test the waters, I don’t do any research I just sift through the posts here.

>> No.18712190

>>18712160
Only niggers don't read.

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Anyone else make thousands today?

>> No.18712197

>>18712183
I'm not in the US market anyway, but I'm trying to test my setups.

>> No.18712205

>>18712173
It is going up, even if it went to normal overnight oil is still done for

>> No.18712206

We are in a recession right now, maybe depression, all the experts have diagnosed this clearly.
>stock market still going up
How are we going to have a recession where stocks go up?
>Stores closing and record unemployment
>record low consumer confidence
>unprecedented falls in travel, retail business
and we just have a little 1 month flash crash and now we are back to surging past ATHs?

>> No.18712212

>>18712060
He was awesome

>> No.18712214

>>18712174
Corona lockdown? You ever heard of that?
You only have to compare the post quality and ip count to last year's.

>> No.18712228

>>18712169
No one is buying their shitty bikes anymore

>> No.18712231

>>18712206
Central bank money printing

>> No.18712240

>>18712164
pretty based as long as it's not comically big and too perfectly maintained

>> No.18712279

>>18712231
yes money printing, but the fundamental value of most stocks are dropping like bricks. and will carry on after this is over

>> No.18712280

NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE ADIDASINO 95% NOOOOOO

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bagholder doesn't get respect even on investing.com forums. my fucking sides.
btw he posted about TQQQ in a NQ futures forum

>> No.18712290

>>18712240
Thanks = )

>> No.18712297

>>18711381
this.
either morning pump eod dump or vice versa.
looks like we're going down.

>> No.18712306

>>18712189
I bought PGE While California was burning down and it was a good call. Thought you might have known something.

>> No.18712312

>>18712284
he's rich

>> No.18712321

>>18712100
I warned you guys not to buy TVIX, shit drops like a rock.

>> No.18712328

>>18712158
idk. it looks like they've bit their potential bottom.

>> No.18712329

>>18712279
That's correct, what you're seeing is a ton of stocks on the S&P 500 turning into shitcoins with no underlying value being propped up by trading algorithms, ETFs and uneducated retail investors. Active investors have the ability to make a killing by buying real value. Passive investors will be left holding bags.

>> No.18712354

>>18711661
Imagine then sniffs when she does that to your head. Or your fucking her and she locks her legs around you in an orgasmic fit and your guts shoot out your asshole as you nut.

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no shares to short for both CGC and TLRY on td... wtf...

>> No.18712374

>>18712312
if he was rich he wouldn't have a balding gook gf

>> No.18712389

>>18712005
I think it's too late. I got off too early and considered jumping back in but I'm not going to.

>> No.18712403

So there is there any actual way to take advantage of the oil crash through the stock market?
Like, all the oil stocks are being so pumped full of cash that they're going up, and USO seems like something anyone with two brain cells is staying away from.

>> No.18712404

>>18712312
What? Pls no

>> No.18712432

bought
amazon 3000 calls
intel 67 calls
tsla 515 puts

>> No.18712454

>>18711512
>>inb4 stocks crash and she blames it all on me
sooner or later you are getting blamed lol

>> No.18712458
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signs looking like we dip

>> No.18712464

>>18712329
I imagine that the sophisticated investors right now would be placing puts, then, right? Anyway to check that?

>> No.18712471

>>18712432
RIP

>> No.18712512

>>18712471
why

>> No.18712528

>>18712458
You're welcome to start dipping anytime

>> No.18712535

>>18712464
The phenomena I described doesn't necessarily mean any particular company is going to drop in a month. If you're buying options on them it's still risky

What it means is people are chasing profits in companies with bad fundamentals, so if you care about holding something with real value 10 years from now, you can avoid fomo pump and dumps and pick up cheap stocks with real underlying value.

>> No.18712538

>>18712458
are you schizophrenic or shitposting

>> No.18712547

MMM calls looking good. might even dump pre earnings

>> No.18712548

>>18712528
no u

>> No.18712646

>>18712458
ORLY? SIGNS are looking like we DIP? another 5% plus tomorrow

>> No.18712753

>US MLP effective tax rate: 57%
>US C effective tax rate: 53%
>US REITs count as business, not ROC
WHY IS KEKNADA SUCH A SHITHOLE

>> No.18713014

>>18712403
Oil (commodity) crash is barely represented in the market because anything that tracks it farther out than a month (USO) is mostly priced in. That said, I`m expecting moderate returns on Vanguard energy etf (VDE), as well as XOM, CHX and SLB next year.

>> No.18713051

>>18713014
*CVX

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