Life is not fair bros

[Anonymous No.18709963]

>be me
> in crypto not doing to well
>tell my 6ft3 chad friend about crypto
> confidently asks If I can put 2000$ online for him
>throws it on 3 random shit coins like he doesnt Care
> works out , bangs 9/10 QT's
> texts me 2 days later
>screenshot of his portfolio
> bro I'm up 5k Haha bro
>sells his shitcoins and leaves it in btc
> Ihes gonna ride the wave up

Fuck bros how can he be so confident when I can barely show my face outside
Lifes not fair bros

[Anonymous No.18709997]

Cant be good if its not hard to be good
https://youtu.be/xQwnH8th_fs

[Anonymous No.18710018]

>>18709963
Never tell your friends about crypto. They will make more money than you for no apparent reason even though you spend hours every day on this fucking board and you will be resentful

[Anonymous No.18710054]

>try to offer him tips on what coins to buy
> na bro this is just throw away money I'll just put it whatever on binance
>literal shit coins steem , lend etc
>check his snap chat story
>"just invested in these bitcoin things let's see how it goes haha "
>cringe
>shows portfolio
>asks me if I want a tip for
helping him make profit
>nnno thanks chad its ok

[Anonymous No.18710098]

> lay in my bed at night thinking of him smashing women
>what would I do with over 5k "spare change", over 6ft and hot women
>open front camera by accident
>see my hideous face
>hurry to get out of camera app
>check my portfolio
>down 25% in bull market
>Contemplate suicide for the 10th night in a row
>try to wank off to the usual tranny porn
> cant get it up anymore and give up
> try to sleep
>cant too many thoughts
>take double dose of zoloft
>sleep but wake up 5 times

[Anonymous No.18710122]

>wake up
> open portfolio
> down another 10%
> make over 5 impulsive trades
> down some more
>look for food to eat, meh
>rent due in 4 days
>go in bed again
>open biz make this post
>respond to myself 3 times

[Anonymous No.18710151]

>refresh page 50 times
>why is no one answering me
>what am I gonna do today
>wish i had someone to text
>mom how are you
>no reply yet
>look up more doomer pics for this thread

[Anonymous No.18710184]

>>18710122
Take a break

[Anonymous No.18710203]

>>18710184
>my whole life has been a break

[Anonymous No.18710254]

>>18710203
It's okay, faggot. Life is shitty regardless. You have nothing better to do than to keep trying.
You can also transform this hilarious situation into an opportunity. Become a broker. Tell your chad friend to recommend you to all his other friends. And get those stable and sweet commisions.

[Anonymous No.18710304]

>>18710018
>normies make money by not listening to biz
>biztards lose money by listening to biz

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.18710619]

>>18709963
Because youre autistic, think about it. You think too much about coins, you are too greedy, you think too idealistically about making millions from pennies while chad just does it on the fly, chad looks that hes 300% up and sells because he has made profit and all the while parking his profits into the king. Unironically chad will hold that bitcoin and sell it at the peak of a 1 million usd in a couple of years.

[Anonymous No.18710813]

>>18709963
>confidently asks If I can put 2000$ online for him

Seems like a bro and it's a good thing you weren't wrong. He obviously thinks pretty highly of your intelligence.

A lot of people won't give advice on crypto to friends and family because if they fuck up it could ruin relationships.

[Anonymous No.18711090]

>>18710813
yeah this >>18710203

[Anonymous No.18711497]

>>18710203
Same, currently fucked up my dopamine receptors trying to fight the pain