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This woman walks up to you at a bar and tells you she invented the credit default swap and that she predicted the Fourth Industrial Revolution and that she wants you to be her boytoy and share her fortune when she dies. What do you do?

>> No.18702803

show benis or gtfo of my bar

>> No.18702808

>>18702797
suck her dick

>> No.18702810
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>>18702797
>this will never happen to you

>> No.18702821

sorry lady I've already ruined my life with a wife and kids

>> No.18702853

sign the contract, and short her lifespan

>> No.18702877
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>>18702797
>hey anon do you know what a credit default swap is?
>s-smart contracts will s-ssave companies billions
>what was that, anon?
>credit derivatives on p-public chains will prevent another f-financial collapse, p-please
>but anon, permissioned chains are good enough
>THERE IS TOO MUCH FINANCIAL INFETTERANCE ON PUBLIC CHAINS, JUST USE ZERO KNOWLEDGE ROLLUPS AND PUBLIC CHAINS AS A SYNCHRONIZER
*blythe unzips my dick and goes to town*

>> No.18702948
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>>18702797
Who is this foxy pulchritudinous absolute cutie?

>> No.18702968

I accept, but only if I can be your little bitch

>> No.18702971

>>18702948
Blythe Masters

>> No.18703030
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>>18702948
A woman denied her immutable interoperable blockchain

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18703043

get heaps mad and make a propaganda film that portrays the existence of markets as the cause of bubbles never mentioning Basel II capital constraints
https://youtu.be/A25EUhZGBws

>> No.18703092

tell her ok but since im a staunch christian she will need to wait until marriage to unbuckle my chastity belt

also tell her i do not believe in prenups as its part of my religion

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>>18702797
mommy.

>> No.18703633

>>18703030
i like the curtains

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>>18702797
dear lord I would do anything for this.

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>>18703664
Anything?

>> No.18703837

>>18702797
Ignore her. I don't want anything to do with someone who caused the 08 crash from which I still haven't recovered.

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>>18703837
Did you buy the top? That's practically ancient history by now.

>> No.18703983

>>18702797
Call OP a faggot.

>> No.18704026

>>18703633
yup - deal breaker that when they don't have a nice pair of curtains

>> No.18704111

She’s too old to produce milk. Would turn 180 and walk away

>> No.18704140

>>18702797
Reminder: Procreating with this woman would introduce Jewish DNA into your bloodline.

>> No.18704201

>>18702797
>and share her fortune when she dies
>when she dies
>What do you do?
Kill her

>> No.18704214

>>18702948
>pulchritudinous
Bless your soul anon. Learned something new today.

>> No.18704227

>>18702797
that's a mentally ill man

>> No.18704245

>>18702797
Ask her to sit on my face naked.

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>>18703837
I hope you didn't ignore Assblaster then. That is her redemption arc.