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NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST GO OUTSIDE AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT YOU HAVE TO HECKIN STAY INSIDE UNTIL WE INJECT YOU WITH A MICROCHIPERINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18685104

>>18685070
>hot sun
>hot sand
>salt water
even if this weren't a hoax it's dumb to think a virus would be contagious in this scenario.

>> No.18685142

how will these people infect whoever stays inside their home all day tho.. thru email? magic?

>> No.18685160

>>18685142
they wont. The vulnerable should stay inside why the young and healthy should develop herd immunity. Its the most pragmatic strategy and the only young that will die are the ones with defective genetics or are lardasses

>> No.18685171
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>>18685104
SUN GIVES YOU CANCER
VITAMIN D DOES NOT IMPROVE IMMUNE SYSTEM
STAY IN YOUR POD, EAT YOUR BUGS

>> No.18685192

>>18685142
If they go outside while you hide inside, then you have to wait longer before you can go outside because they went outside while you hid inside.

>> No.18685312

>>18685070

I'm going out tomorrow, i'm tired of this lock down......................it's unhealthy

>> No.18685430

>>18685192
no that doesnt make any sense.. they have to sit inside until a cure or vaccine anyway

>> No.18686015

>>18685070
young people have like a .2% chance of dieing if infected lol

>> No.18686218

https://youtu.be/PdtyYG3XtUY

>> No.18686245

>>18686015
idk if i'd go to a beach where 1 in 500 people were going to die

>> No.18686294

>>18685070
14 day incubation period. So as always. Wait two weeks. Let's see how Florida and a couple of the other reopens handle it. as we need some tests for reopening but if it goes well. National reopen. If it resurgences. 18 months of No fun till vaccine.

>> No.18686305

>>18685070
>huntington beach
>run-down shithole full of million-dollar beach tents disguised as houses
>populated by hippies-turned-conservatives who combine the worst of both worlds
this shithole is going to be the next epicenter and i'm gonna fucking die

>> No.18686308

>>18686294
I'm in North Carolina and we just had our largest single day increase of cases yesterday after a couple weeks of people protesting the lockdown lol

>> No.18686328

>>18686245
Thats not quite right. Thats assuming a 100% infection rate of those who go. You have to multiply the chances of getting infected to the chances of dying once infected to find the odds of dying of corona if you go to the beach.

>> No.18686329

>>18686294
>14 day incubation period
Followed by a bad cough...

Nobody cares. Bye.

>> No.18686348

nooooo you cant just go to the beach and enjoy life you must shelter in place noooooo think of the gavin newsomerino the heckin stay at home order!

>> No.18686371

CALL THE POLICE. ATF! CIA! SOMEBODY IS OUTSIDE

>> No.18686390

>>18686308
That's just sad. It's tragic how the uninformed retards always get hurt the most in times like these.

>> No.18686413

>>18686305
I hate Huntington Beach

>> No.18686440
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>>18685070
It only kills old people and fatties, and people that should be dead anyway

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>>18686440
>tfw you realize there won't be anyone over 60 at the beach this summer.
Nice.

>> No.18686551

>>18686294

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Bill Gates lab, and I've been involved in numerous secret tests on chinamen, and I have over 2.4 million confirmed kills. I am trained in nationwide quarantine measures and I'm the greatest hoax in the entire US glownigger history. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this #OneWorld, mark my fucking words. You think you can #flattenmycuve by sharing data over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your ID2020 is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The cytokine storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 6 gorillion ways, and that's just with my media induced panic. I’m the invisible enemy. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the NIH and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. T-the second wave will be EVEN WORSE, j-just wait 2 WEEKS t-then you’ll see. I will sneeze all over you and you will drown in viral loads. You're fucking dead(if you don’t give me your dna), kiddo.

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>>18685070
How the fuck is this /biz/ content?
Fuck off to /pol/.