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What's the best way to write off hookers as a business expense? Only two ways I could come up with
>buy and resell iPhones then using that cash
Lots of problems with this
>Marketing
Would work a lot better with Instagram whores but they're probably more expensive than actual escorts

>> No.18680922

>>18680315
THICC

>> No.18680944
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18680944

Mommy gib milkie

>> No.18680954

>>18680315
Thats a man

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18680968

>>18680315
Women have it so easy

>> No.18681505

>>18680954
That's a male (female)

>> No.18681521

become a pimp

>> No.18681536

>>18680315
BABY WANT MILK

>> No.18681961

>>18680968
might want to say hot women..

>> No.18681974

>>18680315
convince her to declare her earnings and pay tax on them and then ask if they can write up a receipt for you.

>> No.18682067

>>18681974
I don't think prostitutes are big fans of paying taxes themselves

>> No.18682413

>>18681961
No, ugly women can get laid if they lower their standards, while ugly men don't

>> No.18682604

>dopamine running low
>curtains closed
>vitamin d depleted
>feeling the depression coming on
>need to think of another generic thread so i can post another tranny
>"What's the best way to write off hookers as a business expense?"
>breathe a sigh of relief
>ten minutes pass
>the feeling has worn off
>feeling the depression coming on

>> No.18682790

>>18680968
nah they still get pumped and dumped or rejected by the one chad they actually want,
granted they have it much easier then men

>> No.18682795

>>18682413
I am a good looking guy and have banged quite a few uglies in my day. Ugly women can even fuck good looking dudes, but the reverse is very rare.