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Anyone else working from home?

>> No.18673101

>>18673058
Odinn plants turnips on the moon.

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>>18673119
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>> No.18673166

>>18673119
That can’t be real lmao fucking hell

>> No.18673201

>>18673058
There's no fucking way these are real.

>> No.18673238

>>18673119
why do such jobs exist? why can't they leave the workers alone during the weekend? is this some sort of psychological technique to crush their spirit and make them more obedient?

>> No.18673265

Pan's carrot in the sun

>> No.18673284

>>18673058
Mephistopheles offers me Saturn's lustrous eggplants.

>> No.18673287

>>18673119
https://giphy.com/gifs/work-homer-simpson-the-simpsons-UYmY3vRnWpHHO
https://giphy.com/gifs/riley-Yx7yOTjxJInp6

>> No.18673330

>>18673058
>>18673119
No fucking way

>> No.18673350

>>18673119
> it would be a shame

>> No.18673369

>yfw anon gets fired for posting a risqué animated gif in the zoom chat
What gif I would you post?

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>>18673369
This one.

>> No.18673413

Dubs decide what gif I post in the next zoom meeting

>> No.18673534

>>18673413
There it is. Phonefagging so I don’t have my library but if this pulls dub city I reserve the right to pick one tomorrow

>> No.18673537

>>18673413
Sucking yourself off

>> No.18673660

>>18673058
A rad-ish Adonis breaks rules and Uranus

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>>18673758
>Dr. Pepper not included
Fuck this simulation!!!

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>>18673413
First gif

>> No.18675058

I got fired for using software to move my mouse to reduce idle time, I just learned you can shove a quarter in the keyboard.
It was work at home but it was a call center so I'd end up having to do actual work eventually.
I have a plan to transfer to NEETing in the next few months so I'll just Doordash to add to my savings to make rent until July then I'm out of here.

>> No.18675102

>>18673058
Babayaga eats algae on Venus

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>> No.18675201

>>18674747
ANon should go with this one. The numbers are compelling.

>> No.18675425

>>18673119
Cringe.

My boss is just as bad. He makes everyone come on a Skype call every morning now and he's asked everyone to do a 15 minute presentation on their 'hobbies and interests' to 'keep everyone's spirits up'

He's in for a shock when I deliver my presentation on /biz/, chainlink and show some of my rare pepes

>> No.18675437

>>18673119
>>18673058
do americuckgoyshitniggers really do this?

>> No.18675457

>>18673119
>it would be a shame if someone lost their job

alright enough larping, this cannot be real

>> No.18675486

>>18673058
fuck I hate women who do this shit. Sounds like my scrum master so fucknig annoying.

>> No.18675497

>>18675486
What is this scrummaster meme i keep hearing about?

>> No.18675509

>>18675497
https://www.atlassian.com/agile/scrum/scrum-master

why are women so emotional? it's not that fucking hard working from home in isolation. I do this shit every day on /biz/

>> No.18675513

>>18673058
The sticky note and pen thing is an interview question from SpaceX. They ask you to raise the tip of the ball point pen as high above the table as possible using only a sticky note. The solution is take the pen apart and use the sticky part of the note to join the ink reservoir to the pen body.

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>> No.18675522

>>18675497
It's a made up job because people with engineering degrees aren't allowed to think independently by business.

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>>18675513
I fucking love science and Elon Musk!

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>>18673413
check em

>> No.18675539

Jupiter forsakes cauliflower of the West.

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>> No.18675574

>>18673058
Chickpea-loving Saturnian nomads topple Odin

>> No.18675579

Laugh if you want but this make-work adult daycare is what 75% of women engage in and get paid for.

>> No.18675593

>>18675579
More workplace shootings when?

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>> No.18675818

>>18675655
>currydoomer

How do i go about getting myself a pajeeta gf, lads

>> No.18675842

>>18673058
medusa wont rim Uranus with asparagus

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>>18673119
>hi folks

>"share"

get out

>> No.18675865

>>18673058
If by "working" you mean staking my massive Suterusu stack....then....yes. I am working.

>> No.18675867

>>18675818
Come to london

>> No.18675903

>>18673058
niggers tongue my uranus

>> No.18675924

>>18675903
>>18675842
beat ya to it

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>>18673238
This is why I'm glad to be an essential employee. A lot of my friends right now are suffering working from home because there's no more "work/life balance". Their bosses and coworkers are hounding them about shit at all hours of the day, night, and weekends rather than only during the normal 9-to-5. What a load of shit

>> No.18675962

>>18675655
She somehow reminds me of Ben Shapiro's sister.

>> No.18676031

>>18675497
I have a scrummaster cert and it's such a poinless role. I'm an engineer but with a strong business background, takes lit 15 mins in the morning to see what everone's accomplished, their plans for the day and if they're facing any troubles. Blows my mind when I see scrummaster jobs at £80k+ per year or £600p/d contracting

>> No.18676932

>>18673058
I am working from home. If they forced me to do this shit I would quit immediately.