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/smg/ Stock Market General - Fusion Thread Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:58:11 2020 No.18664248 [Reply] [Original]

Bring the two threads together , Yeah I know i made this early

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/crab

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

TWO Previous threads:
>>18662488
>>18661348

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:59:48 2020 No.18664270 I AM SO FUCKED.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:59:52 2020 No.18664271
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There are two active /smg/. What the fuck is wrong with you retards doing this. Why are the nods nowhere to be found. This board has become a shittier version of /pol/ over the last month.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:59:57 2020 No.18664272

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:00:18 2020 No.18664278 File: 260 KB, 1402x1439, 1587750198230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:00:45 2020 No.18664283 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:00:46 2020 No.18664285 >>18664271 I made this shit way early to get that fucking cancerous reddit tier shitskin to stop making other ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:00:59 2020 No.18664290 File: 262 KB, 867x881, 1584816406948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw bagholding NFLX calls

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:01:12 2020 No.18664295
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unironically saved by just over the 50 cent line (stop loss was at 49 cents before liftoff) LMAO. anyone else here day trading or just me? post some trades, pussies. this is real time shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:01:14 2020 No.18664296 >>18664271 This board has 0 mods. Welcome to the shitshow of post-moot 4chan. Feel free to post tranny porn or BBC, it's more interesting than cryptocurrency at least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:01:16 2020 No.18664297 Continued Sweden herd immunity strategy is going to humiliate the world when it works better

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:01:28 2020 No.18664299 File: 676 KB, 3291x527, Anon delivers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon posts when stock is at .450 Stock already up to .475 Was this guy legit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:01:51 2020 No.18664306 >USFD mooning I love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:01:55 2020 No.18664307 That annoyingly optimistic prick in my head telling me I only have to achieve a 500% return to make 100k and plenty of good quality mid cap stocks have achieved that in less than 5 years. Is he right, lads?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:02:01 2020 No.18664309 WEW LOOK AT THAT SPY POOM P

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:02:04 2020 No.18664310 File: 8 KB, 235x215, 3651C971-97EA-4D83-A63B-15163167541D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664248 JEROME YOU WONDERFUL NIGGER YOU ARE BACK GIMME THAT BRRRR BRRR NYUUGAHAH

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:02:12 2020 No.18664312 >>18664248 >>18661348 >>18662488 >>18664233

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:02:45 2020 No.18664318
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>>18664285
Hi, I'm the guy that was fucking with you 2 days ago MIND BREAKING you by not putting the sticky.

I am not making any threads today. You idiots are just stupid and making new threads BEFORE the previous one hits the bump limit and auto-sages.

Damn you're dumb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:03:04 2020 No.18664321 File: 486 KB, 377x767, Emperor of Man.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Soon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:03:06 2020 No.18664322 File: 60 KB, 1150x1084, 1586892921805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wasn't here for 3 hours WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PUMP?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:03:08 2020 No.18664324 >>18664295 I think just you bro this is /Robinhood/ general, how many shares are you buying to make money on a .20 move t. knows nothing about daytrading

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:03:12 2020 No.18664325 >>18664312 Let the last retards that remained there kill that one off. I made this early so two different OP niggers in the other threads didn't split /smg/...AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:03:30 2020 No.18664332 File: 64 KB, 925x750, boboareyouok.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine unironically being a bear, kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:03:56 2020 No.18664337 i bought puts LITERALLY at yesterday's high and this stupid pump is making that achievement worthless. fuck off bulls. FUCK OFF JEROME

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:04:04 2020 No.18664341 I feel like all positive study results are being delayed till near early may for lockdown support reasons. Similar to lying about masks. They dont trusr or want public to know yet. Or worried of supply

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:04:12 2020 No.18664342 File: 364 KB, 540x300, 1496880484499.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hodling USO over the weekend lets go boys!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:04:22 2020 No.18664346 File: 293 KB, 616x598, 1575852830370.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buy REFR https://finance.yahoo.com/news/research-frontiers-spd-smartglass-licensee-134010002.html

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:04:43 2020 No.18664350 >>18664337 were you the guy bragging about it after the close too? lmao, get fucked bobo

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:04:49 2020 No.18664355 File: 204 KB, 1920x1080, 98979sSasdf2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664342 USOCHADS RISE THE FUCK UP

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:05:08 2020 No.18664364 File: 997 KB, 269x201, 1531114774444.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who else is holding over the weekend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:05:19 2020 No.18664366 File: 352 KB, 1063x1505, 1587140488774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cooming back together, nice. Also, fuck this pump.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:05:50 2020 No.18664369 File: 499 KB, 1440x2960, Screenshot_20200424-130526_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck u Jerome

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:05:53 2020 No.18664370 >>18664350 >there were like 5 anons saying how they were geniuses and they bought puts at the top kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:06:04 2020 No.18664372 File: 40 KB, 618x410, 23419878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664364 If you don't hold over the weekend, you are going to miss the 10% gap up on Monday, bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:06:09 2020 No.18664373 lol IMAGINE being a bear

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:06:19 2020 No.18664375
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>>18664322
They had to save it from a death cross. We're basically skidding on super thin ice at this point as every technical indicator shows a huge sell off approaching. Whenever it starts to inch closer, there's 1 super green dildo that saves it and buys more time.

Funnily enough we're seeing declining volume because everyone is expecting a drop off and only algos are alive at this point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:06:21 2020 No.18664377 >>18664364 I am too deep in the hole not to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:06:21 2020 No.18664378 File: 270 KB, 1411x1051, bobo-scared.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] should i switch what left of my puts to calls? I'm beyond capitulated, I accept my loss

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:06:37 2020 No.18664382

You know, I'm starting to lose my solvency. The markets are healing against all logic and reason. More unemployed since the great depression? Stock market goes up. Market goes up with everything.

I think I'm gonna cash out and just wait for the market to tank. I keep buying puts and losing on them. There's no point in even trying to learn stocks in this mess.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:07:00 2020 No.18664385

>>18664324
100 shares of AMD is fine, i scalp as a hobby/side-hustle. only requires around $5-6k, you could do it with a cash (not margin) account if you only took longs. you need margin to short but margin also requires at least $25k to be able to day trade. risk management is everything.

>this is /Robinhood/ general

do the rest of you agree with this man? feelsbadman

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Fri Apr 24 14:07:00 2020 No.18664386 File: 72 KB, 615x615, 1536899771314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664364 Hell yeah i'm holding LCI over the weekend

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:07:06 2020 No.18664388 >>18664369 Lol are you the attention whore that lost like 180k? Guess you never learn to give yourself breathing room for your trades

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:07:11 2020 No.18664390 Any Britbongs here? What do you think of Greatland Gold. Started 2020 at 2p a share now nearly 9p a share with potentially great results to come in 6 days time. I wish I had the balls to buy 10k worth of shares in the company before the results.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:07:22 2020 No.18664395 File: 17 KB, 284x468, pat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is this pattern called?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:07:52 2020 No.18664401 >>18664377 Same, never fucking sell

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:08:01 2020 No.18664404 File: 51 KB, 1305x663, 1540840748782.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My SPY calls, praise be

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:08:08 2020 No.18664407 File: 3 KB, 101x125, 1483919648907s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Short TSLA now, Monday, or Tuesday morning, or Tuesday Afternoon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:08:16 2020 No.18664409 >>18664395 the big poomp

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:08:48 2020 No.18664416 I like how the S&P500 is making a literal exponential curve upwards on zero volume. Clown market.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:08:48 2020 No.18664417 >>18664407 Wait till we see what monday does

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:08:50 2020 No.18664418 >>18664382 Fundamentals are different. The economy has been paused for a few months. We will all go back to work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:09:00 2020 No.18664421 So much market manipulation when volumes are this garbage

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:09:17 2020 No.18664423 File: 127 KB, 850x720, 1587411533273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664382 >starting to lose my solvency Don't you read? The market will be a dumb thot longer than you can make reasonable guesses. We still dropping this bitch (Soon™)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:09:23 2020 No.18664424 >>18664375 >every technical indicator shows a huge sell off approaching STOCK LINE START SLOWING DOWN, WHY GREEN LINE NO BECOME RED LINE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:09:41 2020 No.18664431 >>18664375 Which stock/index are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:09:42 2020 No.18664432 File: 130 KB, 680x778, 576A60E0-90C3-4817-8F1E-9192E8406183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?????????!!???????? bobos btfo

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:09:59 2020 No.18664437 File: 1.77 MB, 1080x1082, 1587577103499.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Greatest oil crisis in history >Greatest debt crisis in history >Greatest unemployment in history >Largest stimulus in history >Stocks almost all time high sips

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:10:18 2020 No.18664440 ERI I love you bb

>>	Gary Fri Apr 24 14:10:29 2020 No.18664443 >>18664375 This is the biggest kike manipulation I’ve never seen in the NYSE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:10:49 2020 No.18664450 File: 30 KB, 600x600, 1512753163547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hey bears fuck you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:10:59 2020 No.18664454 >>18664432 a communist president directing his underlings to make the currency worthless

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:11:25 2020 No.18664458
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Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:11:30 2020 No.18664459

>>18664386
>32% short float

let us know if there would be a reason for it to gap up above resistance in the near future. if it does i bet you it will legitimately be a good buying opportunity as shorts are forced to cover. it's currently going up since the start of April, but it needs to gap on good news to fuck the shorts and force them to cover, bidding the price up. what catalysts are on order?

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:11:45 2020 No.18664467
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https://www.cruz.senate.gov/?p=press_release&id=5075

"We urge the State Department and the Treasury to consider the impact of the Chinese-financed Belt and Road Initiative (BRI) on the finances of many troubled economies and policy implications of additional International Monetary Fund (IMF) or World Bank support.

"Domestic economic constraints in China stemming from COVID-19 will likely make China less willing to roll over debts as they mature, which could exacerbate emerging-market liquidity challenges, as projects struggle in areas of strategic interest, China will be tempted to safeguard its investments and political influence.

"Short of this, U.S. and other Western taxpayers would be in essence bailing out Chinese financial institutions and enabling China's debt-trap diplomacy."

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:11:54 2020 No.18664471

>>18664431
S&P500

>increasingly lower volume
>50 Day MA line curving downward (meaning it's about to dump)
>RSI staying high
>pumps are literally jumping the S&P500 way above the bollinger band (something considered abnormal)

It's just dumb. Gonna hold TVIX anyway because I'm not at a big loss. There's so much upside to it if they actually let the sell off happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:11:58 2020 No.18664474 >>18664388 I wish I had 180k to lose in the first place, different dumbass. Mostly cash gang rn, but got greedy and bought back into those puts after I made a killing off the circuit breakers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:12:00 2020 No.18664475 >>18664248 GILD

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:12:17 2020 No.18664476 >>18664437 THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY YOU RETARD

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:12:21 2020 No.18664478 File: 37 KB, 800x435, Oil 'Investors'.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664458

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:12:35 2020 No.18664481 File: 3.93 MB, 1510x5055, 1586782450239.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664248 Someone posted this a week ago in a book rec thread. Are they retarded or based?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:13:01 2020 No.18664483 >>18664476 so we should be trading crypto, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:13:37 2020 No.18664492 >>18664299 czechd. idk mang you can see the poomp and dump from the 13th Apr digesting the ESPN news... who knows it could see a resurgence with the broadcasts >>18664416 reminds me of the fridays before the black mondays we had...

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:13:40 2020 No.18664495

>>18664476
yes it is. You're literally buying shares into businesses which make up the economy.

If there's massive unemployment and massive losses on part of the companies as a result of covid, that devalues owning shares in that company because their projected outlook decreases.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:13:48 2020 No.18664497 File: 448 KB, 1042x1044, 1587651771469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THIS IS IT?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:14:10 2020 No.18664506 >>18664476 This is such retarded thing to say. People misuse this trope all the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:14:18 2020 No.18664508 >>18664476 The stock market always eventually goes to the shitter when the economy collapses though. It just usually takes forever and it plays all kinds of volatile games along the way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:14:37 2020 No.18664515 >>18664382 Repeat after me MARKET ONLY GOES UP

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:14:43 2020 No.18664517 File: 64 KB, 181x220, we_green_now_OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You tried, bobo. You tried.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:14:44 2020 No.18664518 I AM _________ RUINED

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:14:45 2020 No.18664519 >>18664369 I wonder how many people are now aware of his existence and hate him for what he is likely doing to stocks and the value of USD.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:15:00 2020 No.18664521 File: 111 KB, 680x636, 1584544515157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] USO being kiked you're going to lose bigly

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:15:01 2020 No.18664522 File: 102 KB, 750x831, 4471AE05-0B0C-4707-8027-5DD72FE8D447.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the actual fuck is this shit?

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:15:39 2020 No.18664533 >>18664522 JUST

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:15:44 2020 No.18664537 OH NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:15:53 2020 No.18664539 >>18664497 wtf doujin is this? what cuck jerks off to this shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:15:57 2020 No.18664541 File: 648 KB, 808x892, 1586274245156.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:16:05 2020 No.18664543 HAHAHA ZOOM I FUCKING SHORTED IT WITH $50K AT $180 YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:16:14 2020 No.18664547 >>18664390 something something HSBC isn't that all bong investing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:16:21 2020 No.18664550 SHOULD I GET OUT OF SPY NOW OR IS THERE STILL POOMP LEFT???

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Fri Apr 24 14:16:27 2020 No.18664552 File: 85 KB, 633x738, 1543300587059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664459 gap or no gap.. squeeze or no squeeze.. LCI is undervalued as fuck LCI to $60

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:16:29 2020 No.18664554 >>18664519 They had a money manager on Fox Business who was joking about Jerome and his printers. The guy basically said because of this shitshow he's big into gold because he sees us devaluing the dollar with this retardation.

>>	Ad Astra Fri Apr 24 14:16:30 2020 No.18664555 File: 127 KB, 454x426, 518F8177-0DC1-44FF-A8B2-C0F618F643B9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664248 >bought OXY roughly at the bottom a while back >bought HTZ at the bottom today worship me simps, you’re all my paypigs

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:16:30 2020 No.18664556
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And so, all the smooth-brained idiots that thought they could bet for or against oil are realizing that even their put options are worthless when the ETF is delisted.
Bite the curb, oil trannies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:16:34 2020 No.18664558 >>18664522 Degenerate gambling. Invest in quality companies for the long term, stop gambling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:16:47 2020 No.18664560 >>18664539 the kind who like ntr

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:17:01 2020 No.18664563 File: 50 KB, 402x504, 6df.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664497 sauce me plz

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:17:05 2020 No.18664565 >>18664522 ffs how many WSB refugees do we have here? why the fuck do you still use robinhood when TD ameritrade has free trades now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:17:11 2020 No.18664567 >>18664476 By that logic Trump and Jerome shouldn't be propping it up or even handing free bailouts with no stipulations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:17:16 2020 No.18664568 >>18664533 >>18664522 FUCK

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:17:32 2020 No.18664573 >>18664543 why did it just fall off a cliff lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:17:33 2020 No.18664575 File: 89 KB, 850x567, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] put a loaf of bread in the oven, started 6 gallons of mead, and my pulled pork is halfway done. Who else is /comfy this friday afternoon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:17:57 2020 No.18664580 File: 142 KB, 1200x630, 78.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664547 Don't forget Greggs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:18:06 2020 No.18664586 File: 46 KB, 1024x746, 1587729127677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I ever see Jerome at night I'm going to rape his tight booty and show him a what a fucking pump is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:18:10 2020 No.18664587 >>18664539 i forgot the title but it was NTR about the girl cheating her fiance with big dicked coworker

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:18:14 2020 No.18664589 >>18664552 that doesn't answer my question. at least be useful for one single time, tripfag, and tell us the catalysts in the near future worth looking out for.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:18:20 2020 No.18664590 >>18664543 holy shit that candle

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:18:21 2020 No.18664592

1% already - makes sense, a lot has changed to 3hours ago where SP500 was negative, or a lot has changed to yesterday, where the trial failed and google cut marketing to 50%, or a lot has changed to 3 days ago where we had an oil crisis.

I love the market.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:18:22 2020 No.18664593 >>18664573 just a correction

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:18:24 2020 No.18664594 FUCK YOU ZOOM AND ZOOM BUYERS EAT SHIT YOU DESERVE THIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT OVERPRICED GARBAGE WEBCAM PROGRAM

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:18:39 2020 No.18664600 >>18664573 big bois taking their profits from retail retards

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:18:54 2020 No.18664604 FB BTFO OUT OF ZOOM

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:18:56 2020 No.18664605 >>18664521 >>18664522 What just happened to USO? It wasnt do much all day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:18:58 2020 No.18664606 why is NAIL mooning? who the fuck is building homes >>18664521 also this is fucked. i was counting on selling my 2.5 puts that expire today. i was literally almost at 2.5 ready to sell what teh fuck how is this shit allowed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:19:09 2020 No.18664610 i figured out a strategy that works like 80% of the time, how do i start a hedge fund bros

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:19:18 2020 No.18664611 >>18664522 >He bought the put Dump it. Actually it’s just because of the trading halt. All options are at zero because no one is trading them

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:19:22 2020 No.18664613 weren't they just about to add zoom to the top 100?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:19:30 2020 No.18664616 File: 104 KB, 464x495, 1584541807763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664476 yeah nigger for real haha it's just like made up numbers and shit lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:19:32 2020 No.18664617 File: 41 KB, 750x458, 1586957038988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friendly reminder that I recommended people to open puts on Zoom last night and this morning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:19:37 2020 No.18664618 >>18664558 This was only one contract, and my only bear position kek. Im good. Just wondering if this is a bug or something

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Fri Apr 24 14:19:39 2020 No.18664619 >>18664589 catalyst in near future is their insulin news

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:19:45 2020 No.18664621 Jerome can suck my clit (I'm a man)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:19:53 2020 No.18664622 File: 73 KB, 965x551, say it with me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] say it with me NEW NORMAL

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:19:54 2020 No.18664623 File: 173 KB, 865x1300, 44203229-hipster-with-bicycle-full-length-of-handsome-young-bearded-man-carrying-his-bicycle-and-looking-away.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664575

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:20:21 2020 No.18664631

>>18664508

And it did go to the shitter. We were down 33% in one (1) month.

Idiots keep scratching their heads in confusion because they bought puts TWO MONTHS into this thing and their Robinhood accounts are turning red. The stock market is largely dominated by financial speculation and crowd psychology. It's correlated with the economy, but it is not a completely accurate reflection of economic conditions Particularly during crashes. Anyone who keeps making incorrect predictions and repeatedly externalizes them is a fucking fool who deserves it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:20:46 2020 No.18664635 Newfag here, why did my USO options drop to $0.01 each? It's temporary, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:21:03 2020 No.18664639 >>18664622 what are you showcasing

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:21:09 2020 No.18664640 thank you Zoom I was getting killed everywhere else today

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:21:12 2020 No.18664641 Anyone else listening to this as the bears start tying their nooses? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:21:36 2020 No.18664645 File: 98 KB, 614x586, 1571346634952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ZM is dropping fast.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:22:05 2020 No.18664649 File: 13 KB, 225x224, jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I JUST WANTED TO BE HAPPY FUCKING KIKE MARKET WHY CANT I JUST BE HAPPY FUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:22:07 2020 No.18664650 >>18664554 in order for that to happen two things need to happen or at least 1. Appreciation of the dollar to something like 1.30 or higher. Countries around the world reach the brink of default

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:22:09 2020 No.18664651 >>18664606 Homes are still being built, albeit slower and interior door slabs amd jambs are getting hard to come by. T. Lumber sales

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:22:11 2020 No.18664652 File: 93 KB, 600x339, download (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664623 more like pic related

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:22:12 2020 No.18664653 >>18664639 super flat crabbing before a substantial drop. I accidently cut off today's volume in the picture but it's as small as it was before the drop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:22:15 2020 No.18664654 >>18664635 ya thats just what happens on robinfag when the market's halted

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:22:19 2020 No.18664655 >>18664635 There’s a trading halt. Yes. You can’t trade options during trading halts and robinhood is stupid so it makes it look like no one is interested in trading them, and the default price is .01

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:22:25 2020 No.18664658 >>18664635 Yes. The people that run the stock market have to figure out how much each person that currently owns options in USO gets. Takes a lot of time to calculate it.

>>	Gary Fri Apr 24 14:22:25 2020 No.18664660 >>18664623 That’s a man. >>18664622 Checkd. What’s this mean?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:22:43 2020 No.18664663 MRO - buy and hold and wait for the cold. sell at the high and leave with a nice fat green bag stuffed with cash. I can wait for the cold if it means a fat green baggie is my reward.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:22:45 2020 No.18664664 >>18664654 >>18664655 >>18664658 Awesome thank you bros

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:23:03 2020 No.18664666 I AM MAKING SO MUCH MONEY OF THIS ZOOM SHORT AAAAAAAAA FUCK

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:23:05 2020 No.18664667 trump said that UV is good, how do I long the sun /biz/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:23:05 2020 No.18664668 File: 78 KB, 965x551, 1587752393519.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664622 you need a lower low to be formed first, anon. right now it's bullish as seen by my green shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:23:10 2020 No.18664669 File: 217 KB, 512x512, lel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOOOOOOO THE MARKET IS SUPPOSED TO MOVE EXACTLY HOW i THINK IT SHOULD EVEN THOUGH IM A RETARDED FAGGOT AND MOSTLY A DEGEN GAMBLER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:23:19 2020 No.18664673 Just shorted brent x8 before euro markets closed. How fucked am I? Why brent and not WTI? I'm not expecting a collapse to zero before May. If Trump poses tariffs on imported oil, WTI price could jump while saudi oil floods other markets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:23:20 2020 No.18664674 File: 76 KB, 1794x858, the bears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be here when finally the real crash happens. I want to see the wojaks crying in red. And then bearbros...we will reap. Time will tell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:23:27 2020 No.18664676 File: 3.70 MB, 480x360, 1584657981271.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JEROOOOOOOME JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME YOU FUCKING FUCK MIND TELLING ME WHY THERE ARE RED CANDLES ON MY CHART JEROME? YOU SPOOK FUCK

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:23:32 2020 No.18664678 File: 777 KB, 1280x1820, koisugi_024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Zoom zoom zoom >Yeah zoom zoom zoom

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:24:02 2020 No.18664686 >>18664651 should I stock up on door jams now? or should I just buy trees

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:24:13 2020 No.18664689 File: 55 KB, 614x586, 1585429425863.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Zooming down I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS CHINESE SPYWARE

>>	PTE Brother Mii3oh3 Fri Apr 24 14:24:30 2020 No.18664692 File: 427 KB, 694x982, 1587104618216.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bought my last 400 shares of MFA, we are going to make it smgbros

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:24:33 2020 No.18664693 File: 340 KB, 640x720, 1585736114625.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664655 Why was USO halted? It didnt hit any breakers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:24:36 2020 No.18664694 >>18664689 Zoom is such a shit program

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:24:46 2020 No.18664696 File: 83 KB, 732x732, 1587657863476.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664674 Have patience, brother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:24:47 2020 No.18664695 >>18664631 >Down 33% in one month which brings us back an entire 1 year while the economy is essentially halted and there's a legendary oil war happening. k m8

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:24:49 2020 No.18664697

>>18664631
underrated post. if more people understood this stuff they'd be a lot more profitable. especially this:
>The stock market is largely dominated by financial speculation and crowd psychology.

too many retards on here believe in the Random Walk bullshit. it's not random.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:24:56 2020 No.18664699 >I sold my FB calls today to go into some cash Why Why why why At least I still own FB stock.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:24:58 2020 No.18664700
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Today I learned the very painful and basic lesson of why you should never sell options with a market order.
Now I will restart with my 27 dollars and stick to flipping biopharma.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:25:09 2020 No.18664705 >>18664306 Is it too late to get in? It seems like a guarantee that shit is going back to at least 30

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:25:12 2020 No.18664706 ERI TO THE MOON

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:25:45 2020 No.18664710 KEEP DUMPING ZOOM PLS I CAN RETIRE SOON

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:25:57 2020 No.18664715 >>18664693 Pending news probably. This is the third time this week they’ve done something like that

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:26:09 2020 No.18664719 File: 7 KB, 285x177, 1587412863057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664674 >>18664696 I am going to shitpost so hard if it does, fellow squinting bobos

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:26:14 2020 No.18664721 >>18664606 washington state just announced home construction will be opened back up

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:26:17 2020 No.18664724 >>18664674 Inshallah we shall behead the bulls

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:26:25 2020 No.18664726 zoom is pump tier trash that's just trendy so not surprised at all, anyone would have seen this coming with a high degree of certainty. the actual product is a security nightmare

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:26:35 2020 No.18664727 >>18664699 Why indeed, FB is the one thing you should've been holding for a while longer. Only tech stock that was undervalued, and on a pump since SNAP earnings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:27:22 2020 No.18664736 >>18664727 Instagram has largely replaced facebook.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:27:23 2020 No.18664738 >>18664715 Ohh like theyve starting doing with biotechs. What was the news? Looks like its live again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:27:26 2020 No.18664739 Zoom is down 1% you fucking autists

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:27:38 2020 No.18664744 >>18664666 Jesus fucking christ, checked. It's fucking dead.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:28:19 2020 No.18664753

>>18664726
Lol'd hard
>this is what zoomers believe
Everyone used zoom before. The (((security nightmare))) is a huge meme, and every single proprietary video software (((mysteriously))) has the exact same bug whereas not a single open-source solution has ever had these issues. (((strange))) don't you think? Everyone still uses zoom and will continue to do so because all other solutions on that scale suck (Notably garbage sound quality and bad connectivity).

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:28:22 2020 No.18664755 >>18664666 post screenshot

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:28:29 2020 No.18664758 >>18664686 Short builders in two months like D r Horton. They wont be able to sell if they cant complete the insides of homes. They run on tight schedules with cheap housing made by spics. These schedules are going to be nuked in 2 months.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:28:31 2020 No.18664760 File: 19 KB, 200x298, Bart_Simpson_200px.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664739

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:28:40 2020 No.18664765

>>18664719
literally just look at what the price action looked like when the first crash happened in march, look for the same thing to happen again on high volume. last time the EMA(50) on the 30min time frame provided excellent entry points, for future reference. go look at the chart some time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:29:07 2020 No.18664771 File: 45 KB, 800x450, 'let.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664739

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:29:13 2020 No.18664772 Work from home is bullshit, I just want to trade reeeeeeeeeee

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:29:14 2020 No.18664773 File: 290 KB, 1450x2047, 1579845869617.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SOOOOOO is the market going down or what? I'm bored

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:29:15 2020 No.18664775 REEEEEEEEE MY 172 CALLS ON ZOOM EXPIRE TODAY AND I'M GONNA LOSE EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:29:42 2020 No.18664782 >>18664760 not too many people know about the forbidden Bart Pattern...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:29:48 2020 No.18664784 >>18664543 The premium is garbage. If u shorted for next week this morning you'd make at best a 2x in a few hours. Thats garbage considering how much you're risking for a weekly buy put especially if it pumps back up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:30:01 2020 No.18664788 >>18664736 FB has a world-class AI group and everyone in the world is on whatsapp. They'll be just fine. Not to mention I'm not talking long-term but clown market only.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:30:27 2020 No.18664796 >>18664706 My mannnnnnnn

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:30:44 2020 No.18664801 >>18664775 how much is "everything"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:30:47 2020 No.18664802 Too bad ZM isn't a part of SPY

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:30:52 2020 No.18664803
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Don't be mad about the stock price. Be glad. A higher yield to be had along with more divvy per dollar spent. Sides this also gives you the chance to knock down your average price paid per share as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:31:12 2020 No.18664806 >>18664801 46k on RH margin

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:31:22 2020 No.18664809 >>18664775 Why don't you call someone on zoom then???

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:31:23 2020 No.18664810 >>18664758 will I be able to buy a house without doors for half off why is there a door jamb shortage? can't they just cut the wood to fit or something? I'm super ignorant but I am genuinely interested

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:31:33 2020 No.18664813 >>18664678 >sauce is in the name Bless you anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:31:54 2020 No.18664818 March newfag here, outside the volatile times of the last few weeks, are most “normal” days like today?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:32:00 2020 No.18664820 >>18664666 fuck i wante dto do that but i havent been approved for margin shorting yet dammmit. i want to short netflix next

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:32:03 2020 No.18664822 >>18664806 fren, rip.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:32:38 2020 No.18664829 Zucc is announcing new products right now on FB

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:32:44 2020 No.18664833 >>18664784 i'm up at $100k. i'm happy with that. what i am most happy about is this shit tier stock and company taking a shit it's a FUCKING GARBAGE WEBCAM PROGRAM

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:32:55 2020 No.18664836 >>18664803 my grandfather worked for AT&T and had a fuck ton of stock. and like morons my family sold if after he died like 20 years ago instead of just holding and getting those sweet dividends

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:32:57 2020 No.18664837 some of my energy stocks are feeling the pain today but not ET! God, I should have bought so much more of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:32:59 2020 No.18664839 >>18664290 I am same fucking boat, as soon as we bought it shat itself after having hanger months..

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:33:01 2020 No.18664840 >>18664715 do we get reimbursed by the market jews for the money this fuckery is costing us?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:33:02 2020 No.18664841 >>18664736 and who owns instagram you tard

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:33:10 2020 No.18664842 >>18664818 >pump in premarket >huge dump until negative >huge pump back up >huge dump until negative >0 volume exponential growth until close no

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:33:57 2020 No.18664859 >>18664833 post proof or larp

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:33:58 2020 No.18664862 >>18664818 Stocks are. If you want real volatility you can trade OTM options though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:33:59 2020 No.18664863 >>18664803 I have a couple jul 32 calls how fucked am I

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:34:30 2020 No.18664868 >>18664700 Some algo saw you market sell and reduced their ask to a fucking penny, didn't they?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:34:39 2020 No.18664871 File: 887 KB, 1372x1952, bull9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuuu...sion

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:34:41 2020 No.18664874 File: 90 KB, 1305x666, buffet is closed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664696 I am ready

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:34:43 2020 No.18664875 >>18664836 if they sold it and bought other stocks, they probably did much better than just holding a huge stack of T...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:34:59 2020 No.18664880 >>18664710 dam son how much u make

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:35:01 2020 No.18664881 File: 73 KB, 750x1334, tradie.pg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664810 Sounds like cope from lazy tradies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:35:13 2020 No.18664885 Anybody else forget what normal trading days were like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:36:31 2020 No.18664906 >>18664806 ...why? how much capital do you have total?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:36:33 2020 No.18664908 >>18664875 they didnt, I grew up poor because my mom is a fucking moron with money.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:36:33 2020 No.18664909 >>18664885 remember when the VIX was at 12?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:37:36 2020 No.18664927 If Kim Jong Un were to die, what effect, if any, would that have on the markets?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:37:56 2020 No.18664931 >>18664927 none

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:38:20 2020 No.18664937 File: 333 KB, 1451x2048, 1566241817344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] which whores do you prefer?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:38:24 2020 No.18664938 Buy puts on SNAP? I'm thinking 14 or 13.5

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:39:02 2020 No.18664943 >>18664927 Imagine being the only North Korean so obese that covid was a death sentence

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:39:13 2020 No.18664946 >>18664880 $100k and increasing might pull out might hold over the weekend

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:39:22 2020 No.18664948 File: 174 KB, 1061x1500, 552b5a95625f09b465d23ad56c395044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664927 stocks only up

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:39:29 2020 No.18664952 bought some BZQ because heard brazil is doing badly today, anyone else?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:39:32 2020 No.18664954 File: 140 KB, 379x440, 1472331159044.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >an under 30 year old dies of corona >"no pre-existing conditions" >look up the victim >they are some obese american, at least 300 pounds every fucking time

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:39:59 2020 No.18664961 >>18664937 Anime whores tbdesu

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:40:14 2020 No.18664967 File: 7 KB, 195x258, 1587093363277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This fucking hurts like hell, but I'm so convinced it'll drop hard that I can't become a bull.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:40:25 2020 No.18664971 We’re gonna close green this week! 4 of the last 5 weeks have been GREEEEEEN. So long bears and thanks for all the cash

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:40:51 2020 No.18664979 1.10% already - the bullish news about the corona virus is spreading pretty fast. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:40:54 2020 No.18664980 >>18664927 PRICED IN

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:41:13 2020 No.18664983

>>18664875
I dunno, 10,000 worth of T stock @ 29 a share. Gives you $178 every quarter. Let that 178 x 4 just drip @ 6% for 30 years. You'd have over $119,000. This is just letting drip work on its own. I dunno about you but I could live pretty damn nice from $119,000 a year...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:41:18 2020 No.18664985 File: 381 KB, 600x655, 1587081887806.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to stop looking at the charts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:41:30 2020 No.18664991 File: 28 KB, 480x360, 1587419964465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please clown market, please give us an ATH by the end of the month. We're so close.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:41:38 2020 No.18664993 File: 1.43 MB, 1400x1600, 90AAF883-1635-4A09-92EB-F24EA5C618C3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HTGC up, I’m coooming. May Jerome Bless you all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:41:43 2020 No.18664995 File: 13 KB, 521x402, 1587657815731.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTF JEROME, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:41:56 2020 No.18664998 >>18664927 has covid reached NK yet? better yet, have any major evil people in the world died from covid yet?

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:42:04 2020 No.18664999

>>18664810
Door jambs and slabs have been out scourced. Slab market is dominated by masonite who bc if illegal woman hiring are now in a >50% labor shortage and cant meet nationwide demand.
Jambs are made in Mexico somewhere. Hubris caused this. Jambs have cuts made into them and need specifically tooled machines which all sit out of country currently barely running.

I doubt code will allow an unsealed home to be sold.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:42:39 2020 No.18665007 File: 213 KB, 846x1200, 1543599858396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what the fuck bears? is this all you can do? >>18664961 the correct answer is "expensive"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:43:05 2020 No.18665011 >>18664991 i want this just for the Trump tweets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:43:05 2020 No.18665013 >>18664881 Kek. You should see how scared the mexicans are off the meme wheeze

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:43:10 2020 No.18665014 >>18664998 >evil

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:43:24 2020 No.18665015 https://www.facebook com/watch/live/?v=1127684924266163 Zuckerberg is announcing a lot of new features for video calls, livestreaming, even online dating. Next up is VR and AR.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:43:28 2020 No.18665016 File: 100 KB, 992x920, 1587664804624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It'll come

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:44:11 2020 No.18665028 >>18665014 okay: any big famous fucking assholes in the world die of covid yet? like, any famous people where you'd be like "the world is a better place now that this person died"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:44:11 2020 No.18665029 File: 268 KB, 712x1000, sample-5ce01ac8321e6362aa8c8c5c31313d04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18665007 this shit's less than 10 dollars senpai

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:44:15 2020 No.18665032 >>18664492 the espn news is from yesterday though. so maybe that pump hasnt manifested yet. might enter a small position. are you involved?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:44:31 2020 No.18665036 >>18665015 There's a decent chance fb will acquire zm before 2021. You heard it here first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:44:35 2020 No.18665039 >>18664999 ty for the reply hopefully we (Americans) learn some lessons from this whole situation... >>18665015 do you want to go on a VR date

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:44:39 2020 No.18665043 >>18665016 personally I think we will go back to near ATH to lure more retail fools in before we see a crash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:44:49 2020 No.18665048 >>18665011 >>18664991 40 points on the SPY basically right? Thats pretty close. 2-3 weeks and its there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:44:57 2020 No.18665050 kek faceberg dabbing on chink spyware

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:45:00 2020 No.18665051 https://twitter.com/telegraaf/status/1253746459461238785?s=21

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:45:02 2020 No.18665052 >SPX is above the 50MA Bobos are in absolute fury.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:45:07 2020 No.18665053 File: 890 KB, 830x468, img.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the fourth turning is this real or boomer shit like the q larp?

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:45:09 2020 No.18665054
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You’re delusional if you can’t see that this house of cards is valued in a bubble and the first domino has already tipped over, one day a reckoning will come, and no one will be using Netflix and the reddit meme says “haha gold price goes OOOOOOOOOOOOO” and basically the US dollar is going to Weimar and you’ll be living in a favela that used to call the USA because everyone lost their jobs and you thought a lack of liquidity and a short-squeeze was causing the stock market’s violent move up but ACKSHUALLY it’s just money printing because the stock market is meant to reflect the current employment numbers and NOT earnings for decades to come.

>>18665007
Nice picute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:45:19 2020 No.18665055 >>18665028 That's better. Unfortunately, no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:45:25 2020 No.18665057 >>18664946 how much did you start with? how mnay shares is that, like 1,000?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:45:52 2020 No.18665060 File: 6 KB, 235x215, 5E8F143D-FFA5-4E4E-8A30-C782379934AE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Green line go up make Grug happy! Grug now pay for nice meal with Grug mate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:46:23 2020 No.18665070 >>18665057 i'm using leveraged cfds, went in with $50k when it touched $180

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:46:30 2020 No.18665072 File: 72 KB, 160x160, 1585594791283.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664278 Criminally underrated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:46:54 2020 No.18665079 File: 153 KB, 850x1202, 361554AE-2E2F-40BF-BC34-AB8C357A91FF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18665028 Nah Tom hanks and Boris Johnson made complete recoveries.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:47:09 2020 No.18665081

>>18665015
I can hardly believe how fast people went from "never post personal info online, the internet is forever" to putting their whole life on public display and making sure they'll never get a job again just because of some offhanded comment they made 8 years ago. Fuck faceberg.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:47:13 2020 No.18665083 At one point I was down 7%, now I am in the green, thank you based Jerome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:48:08 2020 No.18665096 File: 110 KB, 850x617, 1520932331233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is laughable bears

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:48:45 2020 No.18665105 >>18665053 He is based

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:48:57 2020 No.18665108 File: 345 KB, 607x608, 27A4F3E6-1092-4B87-A50E-5E160ED8EAD6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here we go for another round of pummeling boboniggers, you ready? Stand the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:48:59 2020 No.18665110 File: 62 KB, 300x256, interesting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IS SPY MAKING A RUN FOR LAST FRIDAY'S HIGH? I AM EXCITED, SO MANY TENDIES FOR ME IF OVER 286 EOD

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:49:18 2020 No.18665113 File: 1.46 MB, 600x1067, 5088FC52-8CCA-4993-B472-7CCC7E491BCF.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18665016 Oh it will buddy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:49:21 2020 No.18665114 >>18665081 the easiest argument against libertarian is the average person's personal habits

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:49:46 2020 No.18665118

THIS JUST IN: CDC OFFICIALLY STATES THAT "CORONA IS CANCELLED GET BACK IN THE CAGIE WAGIE"
>THIS JUST IN: CDC OFFICIALLY STATES THAT "CORONA IS CANCELLED GET BACK IN THE CAGIE WAGIE"
THIS JUST IN: CDC OFFICIALLY STATES THAT "CORONA IS CANCELLED GET BACK IN THE CAGIE WAGIE"
>THIS JUST IN: CDC OFFICIALLY STATES THAT "CORONA IS CANCELLED GET BACK IN THE CAGIE WAGIE"
THIS JUST IN: CDC OFFICIALLY STATES THAT "CORONA IS CANCELLED GET BACK IN THE CAGIE WAGIE"
>THIS JUST IN: CDC OFFICIALLY STATES THAT "CORONA IS CANCELLED GET BACK IN THE CAGIE WAGIE"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:49:53 2020 No.18665119 File: 374 KB, 1280x1406, 1579090719534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THIS IS YOUR """BIG""" CANDLE?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:51:10 2020 No.18665131 >>18664471 I told you yesterday to stop frontrunning your own TA. You're gonna get snibbed trying to wile e coyote this market.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:51:16 2020 No.18665134 >>18665118 Oh shit just deposited my life savings in $400 calls on SPY expiring next week. Thanks dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:51:24 2020 No.18665137 > Volume is at 50MN in S&P > With 1 hour left to trade > And it's green as fuck Nods in approval

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:51:42 2020 No.18665142 File: 75 KB, 1069x647, Screen Shot 2020-04-24 at 12.57.39 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >totally organic bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:51:57 2020 No.18665147 >>18665052 >SPX anyone else just look at the /ES or is that just me? feels like it gives better sympathetic signals and it trades 24 hours a day so generally the MA's stay accurate (no gapping for the most part)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:52:06 2020 No.18665150 >>18664803 CEO stepped down today lmao massive debt. RIP

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:52:10 2020 No.18665151 >>18665137 don't worry, jerome will give you your 40 mil candle at 3:50 as usual

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:52:14 2020 No.18665153 >>18665081 Same people who would be all upset about cameras everywhere. Now? No one gives a shit, you expect to have your ass recorded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:52:30 2020 No.18665157 File: 44 KB, 696x1024, bvll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >imagine being a bear >imagine liking anime couldn't be me bros

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:52:35 2020 No.18665160 HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:52:35 2020 No.18665161 File: 282 KB, 500x400, 1587398691115.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Jerome pumps early to get ahead of dump >Big boys short squeeze baby investors then hedge fr next week

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:52:49 2020 No.18665165 um. bros mexico has a 128m population and only 1k coronavirus deaths wat

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:53:02 2020 No.18665167 >>18665096 is this a new meme or something? hentai with the dicks replaced as red or green candles?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:53:50 2020 No.18665181 >>18665167 good meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:53:58 2020 No.18665186 pack your things guys next week -10%

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:53:59 2020 No.18665185 >>18665157 sauce

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:54:15 2020 No.18665189 Down from 19k to 140$ Should I sell my 5/1 240 spy puts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:54:49 2020 No.18665200 >>18664497 yo whats this ntr called :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:55:04 2020 No.18665204 >>18665165 they're too busy dying to cartel violence to live long enough after catching corona to die from it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:55:07 2020 No.18665206 Remember, dumping at 3:50 as usual.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:55:07 2020 No.18665207 >>18665189 Damn bro, and I feel like shit for losing 300 on puts

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:55:50 2020 No.18665218 >>18665157 Feels pruddy good being a big bull, liking actual women, and being up 35% in three weeks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:56:14 2020 No.18665226 >>18664753 Zoom straight up lied about being end-to-end encrypted. It's not a bug. Sound quality and bad connectivity isn't a point of debate. Video conferencing software requires high bandwidth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:57:49 2020 No.18665240 >>18664563 bro i got you covered i headed over to the bros on /h/ and of course they know their shit. its "Mana Tama Plus 3".

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:58:03 2020 No.18665242 i have officially been short squeezed to death. thanks jpow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:58:44 2020 No.18665251 >>18664753 Sure is easy to get higher bandwidth when you don't encrypt feeds :-)

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:58:57 2020 No.18665255

SMG need to be stickied on weekdays I swear, shit is too annoying to follow. Either that or make a containment board for pajeet crypto shilling.

Anyway. Is anything on a tasty dip around 15 dollars a stock? I want something to sell covered calls on. I'm pretty happy with DHT, but it needs a sister.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:59:18 2020 No.18665258 I am financially ruined.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:59:36 2020 No.18665262 File: 215 KB, 1600x1000, domkun-wallpaper.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] COME ON BASED JEROME, SPY TO 286. I NEED A NEW HOTTUB. GET IT DONE. PUMP IT.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:59:42 2020 No.18665265 >>18665160 Commercials. Screw that. CNN is worthless channel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:59:44 2020 No.18665266 >>18665255 snapchat. decent volume

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:00:00 2020 No.18665269 >>18664818 lol, if lifesupport is normal then yeah

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:00:05 2020 No.18665271 >>18665255 MGM

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:00:30 2020 No.18665277 >>18664497 why would she fuck him if its so small

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:00:39 2020 No.18665279 >>18664833 I agree with you on that tho. Meme stock getting pumped to those value when all they do is literally webcam stuff. As if u couldnt just use some free service that will get the necessary information across.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:00:39 2020 No.18665280

>>18665255
>make a containment board for pajeet crypto shilling.
How fucking new are you. Serious go the fuck back to wherever you came from. /biz/ is the crypto containment board. Literally why it was made. /smg/ is the stock container thread. Please kys

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:00:56 2020 No.18665281 >>18664803 is there a reason why he stepped down besides retirement?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:01:18 2020 No.18665290 >>18665271 I was looking at MGM earlier, I guess it doesn't matter if they get assigned but don't they have long term debt like 10x their assets, seems dangerous

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:01:24 2020 No.18665292 >>18665271 Earnings next week, wait it out a bit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:01:34 2020 No.18665293 >>18665054 Perma bears are forgetting the big picture, that the market going down holds value for a tiny minority. Nobody wants it but them. The are "right", but the market doesn't care who is "right".

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:01:45 2020 No.18665296 this short squeeze will end only once 99% of bears here and on wsb are bankrupt or have become bulls themselves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:01:54 2020 No.18665298 >>18664967 let the hopium run out they're binging hard

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:01:58 2020 No.18665300 File: 62 KB, 422x323, 1483717749021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] literally me when red candle

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:02:11 2020 No.18665301 >>18665036 Overpaying when they can buy out something like omegle for less lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:02:16 2020 No.18665303 >>18665242 I set high stop losses. Gonna be taken out on the S&P at 310. Sitting on my shorts over the weekend. I hope you make it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:02:17 2020 No.18665304 >>18665262 Sorry bud, we channel tighter and tighter until we drop. Lots of people are gonna get squeezed on both sides.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:02:20 2020 No.18665305 What are the plays for next week?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:03:07 2020 No.18665317 >>18665281 Because after destroying the Boy Scouts, he has now destroyed AT&T.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:03:11 2020 No.18665318 >>18665305 more tankers

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:03:13 2020 No.18665320 File: 107 KB, 1536x925, kim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18665051 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:03:13 2020 No.18665321 Oh no bullbros! We got too cocky

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:03:20 2020 No.18665323 >>18665304 >>18665262 But I just realized we could test 286 again before we drop so you might be golden

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:03:20 2020 No.18665324 >>18665305 the rug is about to be pulled under from gold

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:03:22 2020 No.18665325 >>18665305 Red lines

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:03:22 2020 No.18665326 >>18665281 Just the standard retirement. This was planned for a long time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:03:23 2020 No.18665327 pfff i literally dont even care haha

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:03:44 2020 No.18665332 File: 21 KB, 423x245, dividends are your fren.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:04:10 2020 No.18665340 >>18665157 Thats because you have Jew blood. You smell like Fish and cabbage and the only way you will ever get laid is with money because you are a disgusting human being!

>>	Gary Fri Apr 24 15:04:18 2020 No.18665343 >>18665293 People will eventually take profit. The Ponzi scheme cannot go up indefinitely. Remember the bitcoin bubble?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:04:30 2020 No.18665347 >>18665266 Isn't snapchat's demographic shifting to simp worshipping thots? >>18665271 Cool tip, but I already took some free premmies and hail mary yolo tossed them at cruises and hotels.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:04:47 2020 No.18665356 since states seem to be targeting construction as one of the first industries to re-open. would now be the time to go into NAIL/CX?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:05:01 2020 No.18665365 Whats the bet for EOD? Im guessing dump and end at 0.2%>>18665332

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:05:10 2020 No.18665367 >>18665320 Yay. Post more funny Facebook memes XD

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:05:44 2020 No.18665376 File: 25 KB, 548x559, 1586288050766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18665296 the bears that were going to die are dead. I'll be waiting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:05:46 2020 No.18665377 File: 444 KB, 605x910, 50294AEB-172F-4C31-950A-9C243CC8FCF2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664993 >>18665332 I know, however I’m going to beat my meat Tonight over gains however.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:05:56 2020 No.18665381 >>18665365 I'm guessing the same but in between .3-.4. If it closes red or even it's pretty bearish going into next week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:06:11 2020 No.18665386 >>18665365 Didnt mean to reply to anyone

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:07:03 2020 No.18665402 File: 67 KB, 639x960, bvll9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18665332 BASED A S E D

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:07:08 2020 No.18665404 >>18665343 It's not a ponzi scheme when it's backed by real value. Bitcoin is a meme that's only use is to buy drugs and it's not even good at it

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:07:56 2020 No.18665420

>>18665226
Just like literally everyone else lying on the exact same topic. What a goincidenze, goy.
Sound quality and bad connectivity are exactly the point of debate, literal inbred swine. That's virtually the one and only reason to choose one software over the other.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:08:09 2020 No.18665422 GODDAMMIT JEROME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS IS NO TIME FOR A SMOKE BREAK. SPY 286. 1% MORE POOMP. POOMP IT

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:08:57 2020 No.18665436 >>18665251 If you're literally so clinically retarded you think the overhead of encryption does anything relevant to bandwidth, you deserve to short zm and get margin called for 5x your entire life's worth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:09:07 2020 No.18665443 File: 45 KB, 320x480, bvll13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] there's no way ATT keeps this dividend right?

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:09:27 2020 No.18665450
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Hey friends, if you were waiting on news from the anon with business with FINRA and The Institutes (insurance), they just kicked in person schedules out another month. Looks like the news is a bit later than I expected.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:11:12 2020 No.18665481 >>18665443 Dobut it. Wireless new subscriptions stagnating. Significant cost upcoming with 5G equipment rollout. And you think people are going to be breaking down the door to subscribe to fat Directv packages?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:11:15 2020 No.18665483 >>18665324 gold going down? lol ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:11:37 2020 No.18665485 File: 70 KB, 400x333, bobo-crying-internal-scream.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is all so tiring

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:11:54 2020 No.18665487 >>18664692 Their stock value has been unchanged for the last half a decade, why do you think they’d recover from this without showing any sign of it?

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:12:03 2020 No.18665491

>>18665301
Not even remotely the same sector. That's like saying you shouldn't touch DPZ because TK is cheaper. The reason FB is getting ZM is because of image issue. The ZM market (corporate) is never going to use FB chat or video and normalfags are already just using whatsapp so they don't gain anything from offering them something different. To fix this, FB will acquire ZM allowing them to corner the videoconferencing and chatting market, pivoting away from the original facebook product which is increasingly unpopular.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:12:06 2020 No.18665493 File: 38 KB, 711x473, DD0698DF-04B7-47D7-8FC7-9E1AF14632F2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18665422 Are you not entertained?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:13:06 2020 No.18665509 File: 218 KB, 1272x1780, EWAH4ReVcAAEpuJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18665240 absolute king. thank for helping a brother in need

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:13:07 2020 No.18665510 >>18665420 Sound quality and connectivity depends on your internet connection, retard. The only advantage Zoom has is a simpler interface.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:13:22 2020 No.18665517 >>18665343 No, because I always assumed Bitcoin was retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:13:43 2020 No.18665523 >>18665510 not sure if clinically retarded or merely pretending.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:13:53 2020 No.18665529 Is Boeing gonna go back up next week?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:14:08 2020 No.18665536 >>18664993 >>18665377 who is this semen demon? also place a stop to enter short 3 cents under $56 if you want free money on AMD, if it breaks support it's gonna crash.

Gary Fri Apr 24 15:14:18 2020 No.18665541

>>18665293
>Perma bears are forgetting the big picture, that the market going down holds value for a tiny minority. Nobody wants it but them. The are "right", but the market doesn't care who is "right".
>>18665404
>It's not a ponzi scheme when it's backed by real value
What is the real value? Is it the fact that everyone profits by it going up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:14:30 2020 No.18665546 File: 220 KB, 1920x1200, 1553540873502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >line has gone down more every time I've opened robinhood today

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:14:55 2020 No.18665554 >>18665523 not sure if clinically retarded or merely pretending.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:15:03 2020 No.18665558 working at fidelity is fun but I'm basically disallowed from buying and selling stocks. how am i to waste my money now, /biz/ :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:15:53 2020 No.18665573 >>18665558 Buy RE

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:16:12 2020 No.18665577

>>18665510
This. Only reason people are using zoom is because it gives me less of a headache when I need my boomer clients to get on a video call. Clicky clicky. No way I am getting these half dementia'd fossils on something decent like Discord or slack.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:16:36 2020 No.18665586 >>18665558 trade shitcoins desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:16:42 2020 No.18665587 what are the cons to buying NAIL?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:17:15 2020 No.18665599 should i buy some zoom puts seems like its on the way down now

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:17:34 2020 No.18665607 >>18665541 >What is the real value? The company that backs it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:17:58 2020 No.18665622 >>18665536 Liliruca Arde

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:18:24 2020 No.18665627 >>18665536 Liliruca Arde (リリルカ・アーデ) Horrible anime but some serious cute side characters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:20:01 2020 No.18665657 >>18665587 D R HORTON. but the home improvement side will pull and autozone during a recession so its sorta hedged.

>>	Gary Fri Apr 24 15:20:38 2020 No.18665668 >>18665607 Have you missed the pandemic? There is a disconnect between the value of stocks and their price.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:20:45 2020 No.18665670 T is keeping the fat divvy, they've already said so. They're releasing the HBO Max end of the month. By the time the next divvy payment comes out we'll be back to the path of "normal" living. P.S - MRO is doing good. Just 7 or 8 dollars more...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:21:19 2020 No.18665677 >>18665607 Oh so you mean the companies that no longer have consumers and thus can't generate profits. Got it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:21:32 2020 No.18665688 >ZM down 6% Guess the news that facebook is entering the video calling market wasn't taken well. Is this the end for Zoom?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:22:18 2020 No.18665700 >Just learned that I can buy Nintendo stock with NTDOY Fug.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:23:00 2020 No.18665712 >>18665700 now you can say that you own part of nintendo instead of just your dad working there

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:24:12 2020 No.18665730
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>>18665607
Additionally the company should also be able to shave out some divvies. I understand the appeal and value of yield, but I try to avoid companies that pay no dividends.

>>18665670
They have too much inefficient shit that's going to drag them, especially if they can't keep doing buybacks. T will probably trade flat.

>>18665677
yes, unironically. let me guess, markets are efficient too, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:24:45 2020 No.18665738 >>18665688 kek MSFT had video conferencing software back in the late 90's. Called Net meeting. Never took off cause bandwidth just wasn't there yet to make it useable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:25:24 2020 No.18665755 >>18665677 Oil has real value as a functional powersource. It should always have some objective value. Yet it is currently valued negatively. Value has departed from reality. Money, Stocks, Shitcoins, etc, they are based on collective feels.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:25:26 2020 No.18665756 >>18665657 i don't understand what you're saying why is d r horton a con?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:25:30 2020 No.18665759 >125k on zoom short now my. fucking. dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:25:37 2020 No.18665762 >>18664378 Just hold cash if you give up, don’t worry about Inflation

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:26:26 2020 No.18665779 Come F, you’re almost to $5 you can do it! Just make it to $5 and this put I sold is worthless

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:26:28 2020 No.18665780 >>18665759 prove it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:26:58 2020 No.18665785 >>18664467 This guy wants to fuck the whole world economy. Should get shot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:28:15 2020 No.18665812 >>18665759 initial investment?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:30:05 2020 No.18665842 >>18665759 Congrats man. I instantly lost 5k on a yolo call for giggles at resistant an hour ago. Any idea why it's actually crashing? I assumed it was just general clown bullshit and would rubber band back at least 10%

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:30:47 2020 No.18665852 >>18665842 you couldnt even google "zoom news" before throwing 5k away? lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:31:04 2020 No.18665856 >>18665842 facebook announced a zoom competitor

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:31:07 2020 No.18665858 >>18665842 ZM got zuckerbergd unironically

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:31:43 2020 No.18665868 File: 71 KB, 1280x720, 1515020410752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bobros, when are we doubling down on S&P puts/inverses? I'm keeping my powder for now because i'm a little thin. Looks like a decent time for a gambling man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:32:23 2020 No.18665871 >Set limit buy for Slack at 26.40 >Stock slips all the way to 26.16 >ORDER CANCELLED >Buy it at 26.15 Uhhhh... thanks shitty Think or Swim?

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:32:47 2020 No.18665879

>>18665780
scroll up i sperged out on the first big red dildo within seconds
>>18665812
50k on leveraged short cfd
>>18665842
i don't know exactly why it crashed that much, i was only expecting a small drop after $180 because i thought there would be a sell off

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:33:45 2020 No.18665890 >>18664497 kek

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:33:58 2020 No.18665892

>>18665852
Didn't give a shit about 5k.

>>18665856
>>18665858
I saw that but didn't think that would actually keep it crashed. lmao, does nobody fucking know the video call market has been saturated for a decade? In this absurd market ZM should actually have pumped on that news.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:34:09 2020 No.18665894 >>18665842 Congrats on being a literal retard. Hope you learned your lesson but you probably didn’t. You’re going to blame the Jews for this one then play again

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:35:36 2020 No.18665914 alright i fucking did it, i bought RTX

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:35:48 2020 No.18665917 >>18665879 sperging out proves nothing, you are a larp

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:36:53 2020 No.18665931 >>18664631 >crowd psychology Not tied to the economy, what do you think the economy is you retard permabull

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:37:52 2020 No.18665944 >>18665842 oh nice, i didnt even know zoom went down, i literally bought puts at the top >tfw up 20%

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:38:00 2020 No.18665946 >>18665894 Imagine caring about five thousand dollars.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:38:03 2020 No.18665948 >>18665917 they were 50 cent contracts for 170 dailies. not much more for a weekly. even people who pounced on it midway which was a few minutes made a ton of money.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:38:40 2020 No.18665959 >>18665946 5k is 5k You're not impressing anyone lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:39:46 2020 No.18665981 >>18665946 This is cope.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:39:50 2020 No.18665982 >>18665959 >I'm not gay but $20 is $20

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:39:58 2020 No.18665986 >>18665868 Haven't you been fucked enough by shit like this? Longing gold is also a way to short the fed. Just sayin

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:40:21 2020 No.18665998 USAC goes ex dividend today. Get this retirement making stock while its on ex-dividend discount

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:40:34 2020 No.18666003 >>18665959 i care about 5k, shit i care about 100$ regardless of net worth, money is money.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:40:35 2020 No.18666002 >>18665982 Who are you quoting faggot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:40:40 2020 No.18666005 >>18665755 No, you just don't understand how oil futures work. Value has not departed from reality. Utility value of oil is not and has never been equivalent to the futures contract value which is adjusted by additional expenditures.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:41:02 2020 No.18666011 >>18665599 zoom will correct and then crab, but it will remain high overall. I'd buy FB calls instead if I were you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:42:03 2020 No.18666031 >>18665688 Probably just FOMO on fb. Market is not the same for the two companies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:46:19 2020 No.18666106 >>18664937 The ones with red hair

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:46:25 2020 No.18666108
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>>18665986
Already on Gold. the potential downside of buying stocks now is absurd. those treasury yields are fucking scary.
>money only goes to stonks goy!
I'm also weighted heavily enough in my retirement account to offset these bearish bets. I'm not sure how bulls are comfortable right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:51:37 2020 No.18666209 >>18664937 thicc latinas

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