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18663195 No.18663195 [Reply] [Original]

>wake up
>hey google, what year is it?
>”Today is April 24th 2030”
>what is the price of bitcoin?
>”1 million USD per unit”
>what is the price of ethereum?
>”150000 USD per unit”
>what is the price of chainlink?
>...
>what is the price of chainlink??
>”sorry, i could not find any results. Could you try again?”
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DID I SPEND ALL MY MONEY ON CHAINLINK???!! THOSE NIGGERS DISAPPEARED AFTER 5 YEARS OF DEVELOPEDMENT, SCAMMED EVERYONE AND NOW NO ONE REMEMBERS THEM ANYMORE..... NOOOO!! WHY WHY GOD? WHYYYYY??? I SHOULD BE IN THAILAND FUCKING PROSTITUTERINOS!!!!!!??? NO, MY HECKING TONS OF COKERINOS! NOT THE HECKING DRUGERINOS!!!!!!! NOT THE FLIPPITY FLAPPITY DIPPIDY FLOPPITY LINKERINOS!!!

>> No.18663232

OP here, power died so I have to phone post. Just wanted to mention i also suck massive cocks and I've got a nice full cummy tummy

>> No.18663266

It's not even fud anymore its just a tantrum. MANY SUCH CASES, SAD!

>> No.18663269

OP here, i finally got home to my PC and i hear sounds of moaning coming from my mom's room....i think it's Tyrone again:(

>> No.18663273

>>18663232
Op is posting from an iphone though

>> No.18663275

>>18663195
one chainlink will be worth millions in 2030

>> No.18663303
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>>18663232
>OP here, power died so I have to phone post. Just wanted to mention i also suck massive cocks and I've got a nice full cummy tummy