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[Anonymous No.18662650]

>the first time in history where unemployment benefits are so good I'd be making more unemployed than I ever have having a wagecuck
>I can't get fired for the fucking life of me

[Anonymous No.18662785]

How do I get fired without getting fired in a way that makes me uneligible for unemployment

[Anonymous No.18662789]

>>18662650
my gf is kinda like this, but she is pretty cute and lifts
did I win

[Anonymous No.18662801]

>>18662789
Evidently not.

[Anonymous No.18662829]

>>18662801
why not

[Anonymous No.18662910]

>>18662650
holy shit if only women like that actually existed I would sell all my linkies for such a creature (well maybe not all)

[Anonymous No.18662999]

>>18662650
why does OP so often post infinitely more interesting pics? it’s on purpose isnt it, you dont really want bizness. that female is perfection if i could snag a virgin version

[Anonymous No.18663115]

>>18662910
they do and they'll be less turned on if you sell anything for them

[Anonymous No.18663140]

>>18662910
>>18662999
in case it's not clear, OP's picture is making fun of women like that. it's basically gender reversed simp. and feminists literally want to kill them. but yeah I kinda see why it would appeal to males...

[Anonymous No.18663217]

>>18663140
oh it’s clear, but it’d be nice to have a cute femoid break the mold to get me free shit and care about me, i would even actually appreciate it instead of dragging them on

[Anonymous No.18663329]

>>18662650
The sad part is that SJWs dont realize that if a girl actually was a full blown pick me, even ironically, she'd have most of the male population wrapped around her finger and literally willing to kill on her orders. Being a "pick me", especially when younger, is a backdoor into obscene amounts of wealth and power.

[Anonymous No.18663401]

>>18662999
I dunno I just fucking hate this call center job and I'd rather do DoorDash for the next 2 months.

[Anonymous No.18663433]

>>18663401
get fired. dont answer calls, be on your phone

[Anonymous No.18663467]

Is OP pic from crystal cafe or some shit?

[Anonymous No.18663482]

>>18662785
You either need to get laid off or furloughed. Firing makes you ineligible

[Anonymous No.18663488]

>>18662650
My gf is built like the fertility goddess statue and acts like this. Not all it's cracked up to be and kinda annoying desu. Very clingy and don't know when to take it easy.

[Anonymous No.18663516]

>>18663488
you are lacking in the sadism department. they are fulfilled by their behavior being exercised.

[Anonymous No.18663539]

>>18662650
Sounds like my girl. All women are nothing but balls of emotion causing trouble, but this is as good as it gets. Who would want some stuck-up, domineering feminist instead? Yuck

[Anonymous No.18663615]

>>18663488
Incredibly based point. She's cooking for me tomorrow, I'll make to lay it on thick then.

[Anonymous No.18663628]

>>18663140
>Gender reverse simp
Not really, a girl would gain no status, wealth, satisfaction or career help from actually hooking up with a lowely simp. On the other side, if a successful man were to get together with a "pick me" girl, his life could be very enhanced by the support, enabling him to achieve even greater heights. Most women are burdens on their man, a negative vortex of attention seeking.

[Anonymous No.18663639]

>>18663516
Oops >>18663615 was meant for you

[Anonymous No.18663640]

>>18662650
I have one of these, super clingy, but she loves dread game, anal, and oral. She pisses me off alot when she gets extremely insecure but you can reign it in by being an asshole

[Anonymous No.18663667]

>>18662650
>still wagecucking in retail
>tired of exposure to coofers and other scum
>if I quit won't be eligible for gibs
>no degree or training
>15k in oil and 10k in cash saved
what do?

[Anonymous No.18663682]

>>18663639
trust. i had one like that and she did best when i gave her constructive criticism, goals, advice, and just general helicoptering oversight. it’s work but they want more than anything to be the most useful version of themself they can be for you. i enjoyed it and we worked well

[Anonymous No.18663719]

>>18663482
Fuck
But I don't think I can do this shit anymore. I just need to get through July then this lease is over and I can live for free at my Dad's.

[Anonymous No.18663762]

>>18663682
I've bullied her into losing 50 pounds since meeting her a year ago in my quest to have the ideally proportioned slampig. I think the keyword I've been neglecting from your advice is the 'constructive' bit. Thanks fren.

[Anonymous No.18663823]

>>18662650
This girl seems based. They even made her a cute anime girl. What's not to like?

[Anonymous No.18663826]

>>18663762
also, last bit of advice. telling them theyre doing just fine is detrimental. they are supremely self conscious and will assume something’s wrong that ou arent telling them. they will always feel they could be doing more, even if they are actually perfect. achievable goals they have to work for will make them fee useful and complete. good luck and hodl

[Anonymous No.18663847]

>>18662650
How do i get a girl like this?

[Anonymous No.18663888]

>>18663847
>Identify lack of father figure.
>Become father figure.

[Anonymous No.18663896]

>>18663847
go to a flyover state and pick up a girl who literally begs for a man with testosterone. use bdsmlr and use the search feature to scan states. or go to third world country and take any attractive female, the life even a poorfag welfare cuck could provide would be godly to them

[Anonymous No.18663984]

>>18663140
>but yeah I kinda see why it would appeal to males...

Yeah, because we're tired of being surrounded by hordes of acerbic and useless women.

[Anonymous No.18664001]

>>18663667

Start wearing gas masks and full body biosuits to work. Pretend you can't understand a thing your boss or manager says. Make it impossible to communicate, out of an abundance of caution. Do not stop doing your job. Be the friendliest, most helpful, most autistic worker you can be.

Either you'll be safe from the 'Rona, or you'll be removed for a bullshit reason which is due to your obnoxious and justified precautions. Then you can collect unemployment and/or sue the shit out of previous employer for wrongful termination.

[Anonymous No.18664028]

>>18662650
damn that picture is literally me

[Anonymous No.18664036]

>>18664028
tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.18664052]

>>18664001
You can't collect unemployment if you're fired.

[Anonymous No.18664103]

>>18664028
sharpie in pooper or get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.18664113]

>>18664052

Fuck off kike. If you lose your job through no fault of your own (you were being safe and got fired), or you quit a job with good cause related to the work or employer (you quit because of potential 'Rona exposure risks, or you quit because your boss/manager said, "you can't wear that PPE to work"), then you can collect unemployment.

[Anonymous No.18664155]

>>18664036
>>18664103
i have a penis

[Anonymous No.18664165]

>>18664155
then it is not literally you. the picture is of a female (female)

[Anonymous No.18664176]

>>18664155
Doesnt change my argument

[Anonymous No.18664201]

>>18664113
Do you really expect these boomer judges who don't do any real work to accept that as an answer? The entire welfare system is set up to prevent you from getting ANYTHING from the government. The only reason blacks get anything is because they have zero standards for living and public-facing bureaucracy acts as a jobs program for niggers so they abuse nepotism to get accepted easily.

[Anonymous No.18664222]

>>18664201

FUD and moving the goalposts. Niggers tongue my anus. We are talking about anon at work, not random niggers. Anon has a solid case and would qualify.

[Anonymous No.18664242]

>>18664165
Literally the wrong use of the word ;)

[Anonymous No.18664267]

>>18664242
literally = not exaggerated
you are not a cute femoid

[Anonymous No.18664316]

>>18662789
>and lifts

[Anonymous No.18664360]

>>18664316
>>and lifts
youre retarded if you think lifting implies youre fat

[Anonymous No.18665128]

>>18664001
Where the fuck do I find that stuff? I was able to get some masks and I can tell it irks Mr. Noseberg. I even convinced one of the asst. managers to wear one too.

[Anonymous No.18665741]

>>18662650
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