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>> No.18662501

>>18662488
This market wants to pump, I wish all these old faggots would stop worrying so much about the nearly non-deadly nothingburger virus.

>> No.18662506
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18662506

>>18662488
Reminder that we are all here for the long run boys

>> No.18662509

crab more like do something

>> No.18662513

Let's say right here right now we can determine that the bottom will be reached in 2021 April. So you have 365 of a decline with random spurs of increase.
What can you invest in to still make money? No shorting!
Bonds?
REIT'S?
TIPS?

>> No.18662514

>>18662501
It's not the virus. It's the economic crater we've made by closing everything down.

>> No.18662530

Who here thinks the market will start really dropping again

And when?

Im looking at sdow

>> No.18662540

OP you fucking retard there's already a thread open.

USE THE CATALOGE NEWFAGGOT

>> No.18662541

>>18662530
Literally any second

>> No.18662551

>>18662514
this

I hate this shit so much open the world up

>> No.18662554

>>18662530
I think the market will drop again because we're hitting ATH on a lot of companies despite record bad earnings.

I'm in on TVIX but that's a gamble. If we actually do have a 2nd leg down, it should go like 3x-4x its current price before crashing back down

>> No.18662564

>>18662506
I know what you mean (the big long)

>> No.18662568
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18662568

Reminder that it's a mistake to hold equity over this weekend.

>> No.18662577
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18662577

First of the retail collapses coming soon

>> No.18662584

>>18662530
is any of the top 7 s&p 500 companies report bad earnings

>> No.18662588

>all those people on Robinhood buying USO thinking it tracks oil directly
They're all going to get fucked over, aren't they?

>> No.18662597

>>18662588
Yes.

UPRO should be the next big meme ETF after our next leg down

>> No.18662612

>>18662568
Nice...

>> No.18662613
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18662613

What is she thinking?

>> No.18662616

>>18662541
>>18662554
>>18662584
Hmm what is the non 3x leveraged DOW short?

>> No.18662634
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18662634

These Bobo paypigs best have my fukin cash lest OP pic portends imminent relevance. Don't make me wanna raise the PIMP HAND
Protip: if you're so poor that top number is aspirational for you, google theta gang. Thank me later

>> No.18662638

what is even predictable in the market? a bunch of earnings are coming up, they should all be bad right? logically they should go down so it should be free money to short them before earnings, right?

i just want a strategy that makes sense, im sick of this "it should go in this direction, BUT IT GOES THE OTHER DIRECTION FOR NO REASON BECAUSE LMAOOOOOOO"

>> No.18662649

>>18662613
that she should inject him with bleach to test the cure

>> No.18662648

>>18662616
just short the DJI etf

>> No.18662651

>>18662488
to ruin such a beautiful asian girl

>> No.18662655
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>>18662588
Thanks to a random anon on /biz/ a few days ago who kept explaining what USO actually was probely saved me $200

>> No.18662662

>>18662613
"how can i make it clear i'm completely demented"

TRUMP/BIDEN 2020
MAKE ALZHEIMER'S GREAT AGAIN

>> No.18662664

>>18662655
look into UPRO after the next big drop

>> No.18662665

Is next week bloody? Something doesn't feel right

>> No.18662670

EOD pump incoming

>> No.18662676

I feel like it’s going to crash again and got my eyes on sdow and tvix

>> No.18662679

>>18662616
Just use SH. The practical difference between shorting the Dow and the S&P is nill

>> No.18662688

>>18662676
TVIX hurts to hold. It's like it's a big ball of glue with knives sticking out. But it's worth it if I actually time it right.

>> No.18662691

>the more actual revenue one of my holds reports the worse its doing
*honk honk*

>> No.18662697
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18662697

Nearly up YOY.

>> No.18662706

>>18662513
Toilet paper futures.

>> No.18662708

What does smg think of longing upro and tmf?

>> No.18662710

>>18662665
Nobody knows at this point

>> No.18662713

>>18662691
revenue isn't always the end all be all. How is the profit margin?

>> No.18662721
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18662721

My mind has been forged in the crucible of CRAB.

>> No.18662736

>>18662638
earnings bad because of fluke. not too bad though. would obviously be better without a fluke. and next will be even better.
so why would you sell shares at a loss, especially if you're in it for the very long run??
this crash was started by retards, then taken advantage of by giga algos who bought the dump (your panic sold shares), now they pump again before repeating.
very easy for them

>> No.18662738

>>18662697
every positive news headline about opening up the economy is gonna cause a mini boom until we're fully open and SPY goes to ATH, the only uncertainty I have is whether there's going to be a big dip beforehand

>> No.18662743

Digital Realty or Equinix?

>> No.18662746

>>18662691
net income ? cashflow from operations?

>> No.18662748

>>18662648
I don't want to short on margin, there's no inverses?

>> No.18662755

>>18662638
I'd short desu honestly anon I'd be scared to hold almost anything over the weekend feels like a bird watching its eggs from a different branch in a storm. Its just to nerve wracking even despite the possible profits

>> No.18662759

Reminder to never sell if you are in the red, you made a choice and you better stick with it.
Ride that bitch to 0 because its better than admitting defeat.

>> No.18662760

Where are my /bag/ bros at? What are you holding?

>> No.18662761

>>18662651
Simp

>> No.18662765
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>>18662708
>What does smg think of longing upro and tmf?
Literal chadfolio. Nothing beats buying a big dip with leverage

>> No.18662766

>Two threads
ONE job

>> No.18662779

>>18662651
she ruined herself and made a fool of her dad who had to buy the rights of ownership from Facial Abuse and attempt to scrub it from the internet through DMCA requests

>> No.18662780

*** BREAKING ***

FED to raise the rates by 0.25% next week

*** BREAKING ***

>> No.18662812
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18662812

>>18662780
LOL

Hahahaha could you imagine if that was true

>> No.18662815

>>18662780
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ELON QUICK. LOAD UP AS MANY LOANS AS POSSIBLE.

>> No.18662814
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18662814

I'm gonna say it

>> No.18662832

>>18662613
>tfw he wont grab my pussy

>> No.18662836

>>18662780
[citation needed]

>> No.18662841

>>18662738
Not so fast anon i'd agree with you from the aspect of just causing a boom but if we look long term at how many people think it was a stupid idea to open their state.
>Be in kentucky
>protest the government for making everyone go inside to stop a "not important virus"
>Kentucky has highest infection increase
Its all about if the do it sooner rather than later and the later the better

>> No.18662858

MPC has been crabbing hard for almost a month now, weird.

>> No.18662859
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18662859

Can someone post their loaded portfolio to trick some rich china girl that it's mine?
>She sent me this

>> No.18662862
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18662862

PUMP TIME

>> No.18662865
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18662865

P U M P

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>>18662488
The official /biz/ discord server is discord gg 2hc3gS6
We will interview chainlink founder Sergey Nazarov this week.
jeh

>> No.18662874
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>>18662814
>SPY 15 minute
What's this pattern called?

>> No.18662879

>>18662868
>chainlink
>anime girl
>discord

no thanks, no thanks, no thanks

>> No.18662888
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18662888

>>18662488
buh-mother fucking-ased
>>18662859
gotchu bruv

>> No.18662896

>>18662868
Added the link to the filter.
Go kill yourself.

>> No.18662903

>>18662841
KY dude here as well. God I'm so glad Andy won. Can you imagine the shit show if Beven was still in office?

>> No.18662904
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18662904

>>18662874
AHEM

*raises glass*

N-

>> No.18662909

All markets are moving up together. I think pump into close and up next week.

>> No.18662912

>>18662841
Or be like Sweden and Germany and just open up the economy. There are enough ventilators in America. This shutdown is gay and zoomers will pay for it.

>> No.18662925
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18662925

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YORU FREN

>> No.18662928

>>18662780
lmao the S&P would go to 1800

>> No.18662931
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>>18662904
hello? Based department?

>> No.18662933
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18662933

We saw that huge red candle in like 1 min that erased the entire day of gains yesterday

I don't believe the pump. That doesn't just happen unless big boys are afraid and getting out.

>> No.18662934

>>18662909
Long tail on the 5 min chart says CRAB.

>> No.18662936

>>18662912
Infinite QE and bailouts will do far greater damage to zoomers than the shutdown ever will

>> No.18662940

>>18662488
Sexy fucking hapa. Wife material.

>> No.18662944

>>18662925
what dividend stock is best to buy RIGHT NOW AT THIS VERY SECOND

>> No.18662946
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18662946

Great economy, Drumpf Tards

>> No.18662956

>*AHEM*
Fed lowers the interest rate to -1% next week.

>> No.18662965
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18662965

>there are people with their life savings in this shitcoin-tier market
Niggas will look at SPY doing this for two weeks straight and be like "yeah, I think it's time to go back in"

>> No.18662971

>>18662956
I just saw a trillion dollars fly over my house

>> No.18662972
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18662972

>>18662931
MEOW MEOWERS

>> No.18662982

>>18662936
>Infinite QE and bailouts will do far greater damage to zoomers than the shutdown ever will
Why are we doing QE and bailouts? Probably because we’re shut down. Being shutdown is ruining the economy. There are no benefits to the shutdown. It is only stretching out fatalities. The total dead from the chink flu will not be reduced.

>> No.18662985

>>18662946
Hilary would've done nothing and kept open borders while saying what an amazing humanitarian she is for taking in the refugees infected with coronavirus.

>> No.18662991

>>18662982
thats not true, mike pence said we saved lives

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18662993

>>18662888
Yh bro looks good
>>18662859
Come on where my rich oil or tech bros at post your portfolios

>> No.18662996

>>18662971
There was already flying 5 trillion. What's other few trillions? Oh no zoomers have slightly more inflation. The horror!

>> No.18663001

GILD will hit $106 next friday on ER and results from the US study.

>> No.18663004

>>18662488
kek, rich daddy tried to scrub all videos of his girl from the net. utter fail, I still bagged all 3 last night with ease. which is saying a lot since one video is damn near 10 years old now.

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18663008

>>18662956
Forgive me Master, but I have to go all out this one time
FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE

>> No.18663011

>>18662993
fuck I want to be rich

>> No.18663017

>>18663004
upload them on xvideos and pornhub under her current name and instagram username

he's dead now so he can't do anything.

>> No.18663021

>>18663001
itll be closer to 40 than 100

>> No.18663031
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18663031

>>18662996
>>18662982
>>18662956
The problem is money velocity, this stimulus is akin to trying to fuck a girl while soft until velocity gets fixed.

>> No.18663032

>>18662993
Me, I got about 3600 in MRO. For once I can't wait till winter gets here..

>> No.18663034

>>18663001
I already sold the news on that one buddy. GILD is fucked.

>> No.18663044

>>18663031
can you explain this chart for retards me like?

>> No.18663045
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18663045

>Trump says spoke "sarcastically" about injecting disinfectants

>> No.18663047

>>18662944
VNOM

>> No.18663058
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18663058

>>18663008
If the forbidden technique is ever invoked then that's when I'm doing a bank run and stuffing my money in a matress. I don't want no part of what's coming next if things are so bad JPOW's willing to invoke that

>> No.18663067

>>18663031
Yes, a deflation would solve the money velocity problem! The issue is that we're locked down and not printing enough money.

>> No.18663070

>>18663004
>>18663017
c-can I get a n-name so I can watch?

>> No.18663088
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18663088

>>18662965
It's called Wave 4 into Wave 5 to the 61.8% retracement. We 292 next week.

>> No.18663102

Crabbing this market.
With all survivors.

>> No.18663112

>>18663070
Google mayli facial abuse

>> No.18663117

>>18663045
>when only pretending goes political

>> No.18663118
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18663118

>>18663070
>Mayli/Amelia Wang/Baltazark
>facialabuse
any of that will lead you to what you seek young one

>> No.18663120

>>18663045
Literally what he said was it’d be cool if we could find a way to use disinfects to to treat this, and the media is doing what they always do which is take it out of context and blow it out of proportion.

>> No.18663124

>>18663044
That's how many times $1 (one) dollar moves through the economy in a year. In the late 90's a dollar changed hands nearly twice every year, now only 1.4 dollars change hands every year. Basically what you can extrapolate from this is that everyone is saving their money, not spending it, which is bad for our economy. It means every dollar the fed hands out is ~30% less likely to make it back to consumers than it was 20 years ago.

>> No.18663133

>>18662488
Before the WEBM started I was thinking that bitch looked familiar

>> No.18663149

MAKE THE CRABBING STOP

>> No.18663150

>>18662991
>thats not true, mike pence said we saved lives
Yea it saved 6 garillion Jews. These Jewish models can’t accurately predict anything. We’re in too deep. The government can’t admit that they broke the global economy for nothing. Instead they are doubling down.

>> No.18663152

>>18663120
>it would be cool if we could drink bleach to cure a virus
its retarded no matter how you frame it

>> No.18663154

>>18662912
Well hang on a second there the reason why that is is because Sweden and Germany go their assess in gear and started testing on a massive scale unlike the U.S. this is important because they can get a grip on infection carriers much faster making something like a lockdown LESS necessary and even then Sweden is one of the worse off Nordic countries so that ship has sailed for the U.S. so opening us up would be bad long term for lives and by extension the economy

>> No.18663158

>>18663067
I'm not saying negative interest rates and stimulus doesn't help, I'm saying its effects are muted because of this ultra low velocity, it would be easier and more effective to try and fix that rather than write blank checks.

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Anyone silly enough to hold positions over the weekend?

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Soundtrack for the past 2 weeks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdMjRHRLfg

>> No.18663170

>>18662488
what a waste. imagine what level of incompetence he is capable of professionally if he can't even stop his own daughter from becoming a druggie whore.

fuck parents that let their children grow up to be degenerates.

>> No.18663171

>>18663070
Well piratebay is your friend. I forget the girl's name but a google search for goldman sachs daughter porn should point you in the right direction. She was 18 at the time. Literately a few days past. Reminds me of a few early GDP videos where the girl was just 18 (hell one video showed the girl blowing out the cake)

>> No.18663176

>>18663118
>>18663171
>>18663112
based thank you

>> No.18663182

How do I avoid IV crush in the future?

>> No.18663186

This market is going to crab and there's now stopping it. We Japan now (until this pandemic persists at least).

>> No.18663187

>>18662748
I looked into it and it doesn't look like you can build an inverse ETF without leverage. Stonks go up long term anyway so if you just want to hold something buy DIA or SPY.

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18663191

>short AMD
>sell half position at 1.5x ATR
>throw on a 1.5x ATR trailing stop (+$0.01) for the other half
>watch it go, knowing i can't lose
>take another sip of my coffee

>> No.18663192

>>18663152
You’re missing the “find a way” part which makes it a different statement.

>> No.18663198

>>18663154
You’re a kike and nothing you wrote has any relevance. I hope English is not your first language. It is not for me. Your English is hard to understand. Have you ever heard of run-on sentences?

>> No.18663208

>>18663160
what if monday it goes up

>> No.18663221

>>18663208
I unironically kill myself

>> No.18663222

>>18663182
Don't buy options too far out of the money and don't hold them for too long unless you're 100% sure you'll be past break-even at expiry.

>> No.18663223

>>18663192
>it would be cool if we could find a way to drink bleach and cure the virus
its still stupid

>> No.18663239

>>18663221
based

>> No.18663243

>>18662748
Buy mini futures or factor certs

>> No.18663244

Push ATVI up to 70 so I can unload my calls you fucking incels

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18663247

>>18663191
Letting a trade run is the best thing about trading

>> No.18663252

>>18663160
What is her face saying exactly? Jealousy? Sadness that she doesnt have such a body? No lie tho still find the girl the camera zooms in on pretty cute.

>> No.18663261

>>18663223
Yeah but it’s less stupid, considering it was a response to some random question, not an officially prepared statement. I’m not saying it’s a smart statement. Saying the media is blowing it way out of proportion.

>> No.18663265

The stock market would fucking pump if yellowstone erupted. Fucking clown world. Reality will hit bulls hard, mark my fucking words.

>> No.18663278

>U.S. TOTAL RIG COUNT 465 - BAKER HUGHES

Any oil bros here? What does this mean, is it good or bad?

>> No.18663297

>>18663265
Unlucky bobo. Stocks only go up. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18663298

>>18663182
Draw a trendline on the volatility . Use Fib levels on whatever you are trading. Take profits at fib levels. Enter bear/bull at volatility down/upside deviations from the trend.

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WOAH
that is Tesla levels

>> No.18663313
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18663313

Tell me, where did he say we should inject bleach and Lysol?

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18663315

>>18663088
Wait we are going down further before the bounce. Shit. So not advisable to hold over the weekend?

>> No.18663316

>>18663152
You can drink bleach to purify water you stupid kike. Also listen to the statement in context. He never said anything about bleach.

>> No.18663317

>>18663221
with how many anons kill themselves here it’s a wonder how there are still any posters. proof that we just keep cycling newfags

>> No.18663320
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18663320

I sold 6k worth of FeverTree shares this morning with the intention of buying it cheaper on monday and it went up 11% by the end of the day.

I basically threw away £600

>> No.18663322

its not fair bros

>> No.18663324
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I AM FINANCIALLY UNCHANGED

>> No.18663335

>>18663313
>it would be interesting to inject something like a disinfectant (to give the body) a real cleaning (fucking).

>> No.18663339

>>18663247
the key is selling half at an easy to achieve target, it's always a bit scary before you get to that point. after that though it's smooth sailing and comfy. isn't even hard to trade while playing vidya or whatever, glance over at my phone from time to time to see how things are going or look at my scanner to see if any other trading opportunities open up.

>> No.18663345

>>18663313
The part where he said injecting disinfectant sounds interesting. Can you not read?

>> No.18663365

>>18663324
based break-even trader. hey at least you aren't losing money.

>> No.18663368

>>18663310
SOme yuropoor thing. Ummm.

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18663377

unironically bought some meme RTX to sit back and comfy sell covered calls

>> No.18663380
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Also, if you want to see something hilarious, I'm helping my brother run train on his friends in their simulation stock market game.

>> No.18663390

>>18662812
it would actually do more for the economy than all the pump schemes do

>> No.18663409

>>18663368
and that is a good thing

>> No.18663413

>>18663313
>itt trumptards pretend that bleach isn't disinfectant
please go drink other disinfectants then and report back

>> No.18663417
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AND THERE SHE GOES!

*sips coffee* ah this is the life, bros

>> No.18663424

>>18663365
Yeah I'm satisfied with that, but I'm just an impatient autist, I like to see action even if it's against me.

>> No.18663442

>>18663313
>>18663335
>>18663345
“So that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with. But it sounds interesting to me”
Are you a medical doctor? Of course not. You’re a stupid kike. You are trying to take things out of context to further your agenda. I bet you would’ve though chemotherapy is retarded too.

>> No.18663445

>>18662513
sell premium on shit like KR, KO, PG, COST. you could do stradles if you have a plan to exit, or wide strangles/condors if you don't want to deal with unwinding.

or play JNUG if you want to put some hair on your chest

>> No.18663447

>>18663324
I’M DOWN 2% NOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18663454

>>18663335
>boy, I sure wish we could kill the virus inside the body As easily as we just wipe surfaces with disinfectant
OMG HE SAID DRINK BLEACH

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>>18663315
No, Wave 4 happened and bottomed at 271. We are in wave 5. My top line is wrong, it should be on the next little peak so it's a bit lower but the trend is the same.

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>>18663380
I remember when I was in college we did stocktrak. I wish I was able to be even half as ballsy in real life as I was with simulation money.

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>>18663442
why are namefags always the most embarrassing posters?

>> No.18663473

>>18663442
>Trumpniggers are this delusional
Just admit your pet retard said something retarded again and move on.

>> No.18663477

AAAAAA
It's fucking FREEZING
No volume on indexes AAAAA

liquidity is drying up combined with company level paralysis on investing. This sheltering in place memeshit is being applied to the financial sector. Just short term pumping, everyone else is holding waiting for the bubble to pop when reality sets in. I think we will be in a new deep red mid May. Dust is still settling, the economic damage is already done. The economy is not a binary entity, it's already been squeezed past its limits

>> No.18663493

>>18663424
learn about scaling out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJBmVhefMeE

you try to get enough profit with half your position so that you can at least move your stop loss up to break even. as long as your system can achieve that you get to be comfy as you watch how far your other half goes. i like using a trailing stop on the other half because then it manages it automatically and i can just watch or do other shit instead of constantly moving it up manually. i've tried 0.5x, 1x, 1.5x, and 2x the ATR and 1.5x seems to be the comfiest so far. volatility-based stops are nice.

>> No.18663498

>>18662634
What do you think of Andrew Sather's site? Just found it from googling that.

>> No.18663505

>>18663316
>Bleach isn't disenfectant
>Bleach for water is only to be used in emergencies and it still needs to be boiled and is at MOST 2 drops per liter
Not him but cmon anon there are better things to argue about in this general than trying to say that an emergency measure is the same or even close to what he said even with the full context

>> No.18663509

>>18663473
I’m not even American. It’s just frustrating watching these liberal kikes. They take all things out of context to push their agenda.

>> No.18663511

>>18663473
He said something dumb, but he didn’t advocate it, all he said is we should figure out a way to make it happen. Media is saying Trump told children to inject Lysol into themselves to cure coronavirus

>> No.18663515
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>>18663442
>trumpfags still use the word kike against his detractors even though he’s the most jewish president in history

>> No.18663526

Should've bought INTC look at that climb earlier.

>> No.18663540

What are the downsides to selling covered puts?
Worst case is I am assigned and lose my 100 shares?

>> No.18663543

>>18663222
More OTM the more IV matters, right?

>> No.18663545

>>18663477
Jerome will lend money to consumers to then be given to businesses who will pay back Jerome for the money he gave them earlier
We are post-economy now

>> No.18663555

>>18663540
No, you have to buy 100 shares from whoever you sold the contract to.

>> No.18663556

>>18663545
when do the poorfags get their next UBI check?

>> No.18663567

>>18663021
>>18663034

Thats why doctors and research PhDs all over the world (outside of China) are putting their names on the line right? Because it doesn't work?

>> No.18663576

>>18663555
Ah okay, thank you
Google wasn't that clear

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>>18663515
>"“Thank you to Wayne Allyn Root for the very nice words. “President Trump is the greatest President for Jews and for Israel in the history of the world, not just America, he is the best President for Israel in the history of the world...and the Jewish people in Israel love him........like he’s the King of Israel. They love him like he is the second coming of God...But American Jews don’t know him or like him. They don’t even know what they’re doing or saying anymore. It makes no sense! But that’s OK, if he keeps doing what he’s doing, he’s good for.....
What ever could you mean anon?

>> No.18663582

>>18663540
you don't need to cover when selling puts, that's a cash settlement. Only when selling calls.

>> No.18663585

>>18663509
If you kill yourself you won't have to spend so much time defending a retard

>> No.18663598

oh bby, it's fight time. VIX poking it's little head up above the trend. next 9 minutes decides this.

>> No.18663599

>>18663577
okay now post the eternal kvetching mass media and ADL about his antisemitism

>> No.18663604

>>18663515
I’m not a Trump supporter. I am not even American. I am european. Just listening to you Liberal kikes are unbearable.

>> No.18663616

>>18662613
>blinking 5 times a second
oh yeah she's losin it

>> No.18663618

>>18663540
those are covered calls not puts, there is no covered puts, and yeah covered calls are pretty easy money, the only way to lose money on them is if it drastically goes down or up and you miss out on those gains

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>>18663599
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1164138795475881986
I posted his actual tweets m8. Fuck what the media says, that's from the horses mouth

>> No.18663622

>>18662944
LOW or MCD

>> No.18663624

I missed the absolute bottom of KO, and now still somewhat cautious.
I think 45 a share is still a good entry point.
Thoughts?
It hasn't really dipped below 44 for a week or so now.

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The market is run almost exclusively by bots, which is why it hasn't crashed yet.

>> No.18663629

>>18663585
I will prefer waiting for the next election. Seeing the massive salt from you faggots will be glorious.

>> No.18663632

>>18663618
cash covered puts are a thing.

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Tech is looking like it's about to get crushed.

>> No.18663650

>>18663620
>I only base my opinions on what people say and not the outcome
were you the guy that got head-faked every single time in sports lmao

>> No.18663659

>>18662944
PSX

>> No.18663662

>>18663540
covered puts are when you're short 100 shares and you sell a put at a lower price. worst case scenario is happening is canceled and shit goes up. forever.

cash-covered puts are when you have the cash to accept assignment of a put you sell. worst case scenario is happening and the stock goes to 0. then you just lose all that money.

so there you go.

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>> No.18663665

>>18663599
You actually think they choose sides and don't play up both? Embarrassing

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>>18663477
every time i read shit like this it just makes me so glad im a day trader and don't hold on to anything beyond 3PM each day. look at her go, boys, reaching yet another low on AMD. how low will she go? got 2 cents away from my stop loss there, a little scary but as you might expect, PERFECTLY bounced off the 15 cent mark (stop loss was at 17 cents at the time), feels fucking good. people love those 0's and 5's levels.

damn i think i need to start brewing another cup.

>> No.18663675

>>18663643
no. 2000 tech had an unjustified super ramp up. after that it continued to grow in the same way as pre 2000. god i fucking hate doomers.

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>>18663650
>outcome
>gives bibi and the jews everything they've ever dreams up
fuck you and fuck your kike loving retard

>> No.18663693

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk3T1FSlkYw

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>>18663627
Can you post the info image on her again

>> No.18663698

>>18663498
>Andrew Sather
I actually hadn't heard of him so I can't really comment but thanks for bringing him up. Based on a cursory look at his stuff, it looks interesting

>> No.18663701

>>18663665
>play both sides
okay post the ADL or media saying trump is pro-jews then lmao
>>18663681
kek

>> No.18663704

>>18663632
thats common sense though no one actually sells puts without enough cash to cover themselves if they get assigned right?

>> No.18663706

Fuck me I'm feeling anxious. Low volume could give us that nice end of day pump.

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>>18663598
bulls (ES) winning btw

>> No.18663711

>>18663643
This time it's different

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>>18663598
We bullish now?

>> No.18663745

>>18663698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUI1WRI7KYA

Just a little concerned now because a search of him also brings up this video. Now I am completely new to all of this but he gets hammered in the comments about being wrong on something.

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>>18663675
Top50/S&P comprises almost 25% of market cap at this point, and many of those top companies are severely over leveraged tech sector picks. that's LITERALLY the exact same scenario as the "Golden 50" in the 1929 market before it crashed. God, I hate psued's.

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Well I'm done guys. I know none of you faggots are gonna miss me but at least whoever I accidentally just sold 100 bucks worth of KO options for $1.80 is happy.

>> No.18663766

>>18663643
Impossible. Tech is holding the whole market up. If it goes down, we crash. That can't happen because Trump promised us a V recovery and Trump always makes good on his promises.

>> No.18663767
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JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE NOT SETTING NEW HIGHS EVERY TICK JEROOOOOOME YOU FUCKING NIGGER BOOMER

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are airlines doomed

>> No.18663773

>>18663708
Lines only
Go up
Now

>> No.18663782

>>18663745
most people are retarded, youtube commentators included

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>>18662568
It literally already broke to the downside

>> No.18663789

>>18663704
some brokers like tos allow you to sell a put and just make a reduction to your buying power based on expected move. the idea is that you buy out of your short to dodge assignment. but on an american option, you can still get assigned early.

for example, you can sell a short stradle on SPY with about $10k. not nearly enough to cover 100 shares, PLUS you're short a call.

risky, but it fits into some more aggressive strategies.

>> No.18663811

>>18663643
Not until next week. Gun to my head, crash happens on May 1st. AMZN earnings after hours + Trendline reaches 61.8% retracement + Sell in may and walk away seasonality trade starts.

>> No.18663829

Guys i think I fucked up. I have 25 SPY $290 calls expiring today, but if it doesn't hit that my RH will have a large negative balance since I used margin. What the fuck am i supposed to do? Can't afford to pay them back

>> No.18663834

>>18663673
I fucked up my principles and hodl some shit I didn't stop loss, dipping my feet. Fortunately, it's not a lot but undisciplined rookie mistakes.

I told myself not to ever hold over to next day with this memeshit market but hard not to just gamble on tomorrow's outcomes since markets are detached from reality.

>people love those 0's and 5's levels.
algos too, but yeah, there's a psychological thing about those levels and if something dumps or pumps it's hard to make it over a 5 and even harder over a 0

>> No.18663850

>>18663829
Just delete the app and turn off your phone

>> No.18663851

>>18663829
just uninstall the app bro, its not real
>>18663811
I'm in puts but people have been saying this for a full month straight now

>> No.18663862

>>18663811
you talkin about this walk away in may shit?

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I bought a lot of KOS at $0.98, it skyrocketed to $1.45, and now it plummeted to $1.14 and I'm freaking out. Should I sell now for profit or wait until it goes back up?

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>>18663829
Just close the account. Open a new one in a different name. What are they going to do lmao.

>> No.18663869

Is DB full zombie at this point? Who's propping it up? I don't follow along with the banking sector as much as I should be

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second coffee of the day going in

>> No.18663883

>>18663829
>Trading on margin
>Buying otm calls on margin
Why do people do this? It’s the equivalence of taking out a loan to go play the roulette wheel

>> No.18663898

Cheeto man just fucking signed the stimulus bill and reassured america that he wont let oil and airlines go under. Why the fuck aren't we rallying? REEEEE!!!!!!

>> No.18663906

Is DAL the favorite child of the three?

>>18663772
no, they're going to be bailed out in short term but future looks ugly.

>> No.18663909

>>18663868
Buy low, sell lower

>> No.18663919
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Those fake pumps. Its definitely the algos no way retail has that much sway. Lol.

Anyone else not understand why the priced in memers and those who seriously believe stocks only go up never go all in? I mean if they truly believed that they would go all in immediately to achieve the best possible return. But none so far have put their money where there mouth is. Even redditors on wsb are more likely to do that kek. Me? Stocks should obviously go down but I'm not a bull or a bear, I see that it is clearly manipulated. Likely for a downward trend but due to manipulation betting it'll go up or down are both risky as it can swing in either direction.

Or is it that those memers actually went all in before the crash and are trying to pump their -20% to -80% bags?

>> No.18663925

How far in advance should you sell a put generally? I'll be coming up on two weeks left for a few of mine and I'm thinking that would be a good point to roll them over.

>> No.18663927

Lol bears
>muh bull trap
Hahahha

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>>18663882
I'm already done my first pot bro.
>tfw caffeine addict

>> No.18663942

>>18663784
then why green line go up?

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JEROME WOKE UP GUYS

>> No.18663959

>>18663919
You need at least 2 IQ digits to understand where this is heading.

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>>18663931
see but mine are from my moka pot so it's HEAVILY caffinated

I know that feel bro I couldn't give up caffeine if I tried

>> No.18663962

>>18663925
If the stock is going down in value, no reason to sell yet.

>> No.18663970

>>18663925
depends on your gains. if you're up like 20% or something, might not be a bad idea to take those profits.

remember, theta burn can kill you If the stock decides to bump up. even if its itm you could still have less of return.

there are calculators for this .

>> No.18663973

i want to kill every nigger who has ever uttered the phrase "smart money"

kill yourself faggot

>> No.18663977

>>18663919
>fake pumps

>Why man pull hand back to strike? Club should go to head!
>why ball bounce!? I throw down, should go down!
>Rock big! how water move rock when water small!?

>> No.18663979

>>18663973
t. dumb money

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Anyone else hate the weekends? I need my fix.

>> No.18664011
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>>18663956
He just got back from lunch break!! OOOOOOOOOOOO.

>> No.18664018

>>18663906
A gm tier bailout means they're doomed. Frankly speaking none of these companies should get a bailout. I sure as heck wouldn't give any of them a bailout if i was the leader of my own country. Then again I'd have a gold back currency and extremely restricted inbound travel to protect myself from the usa causing me to get /SUICIDE/'d via several gunshots to the back of the head. Clearly they dont start these wars to protect people now a days. By that logic theyd have invaded north korea long before those middle eastern countrues.

>> No.18664023

>>18664014
BRRRRRR fully operating and running. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18664030

>>18663977
Honestly the way the market has been moving for the past 2 weeks would make sense only to a caveman. It's like every law of financial motion has been throw out the window.

>> No.18664031

USO MOOON MOON MOON BABY
THE HATERS WILL EAT SHIT
SHORTERS WILL BE REKT

>> No.18664034
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Anyone wanna shill me some cheapies?

>> No.18664044

>>18664034
UCO

>> No.18664047

>>18663898
not to meme, but priced in. He's just repeating himself

>> No.18664049

>>18664030
>It's like every law of financial motion has been throw out the window.

Or that your theories are incorrect.

>> No.18664051

>>18664030
maybe, just maybe, there are no such laws. market participants do whatever the fuck they wanna do.

>> No.18664056

>>18664034
AMZN - will hit 3k EoM
Netflix - 1k EoM
Tesla - 1.2k EoM

everything undervalued right now.

>> No.18664057

S&P 3100 in May

>> No.18664060
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Do you fuckers honestly want to see dumb money? This is what it looks like when you are a poor retard that likes to give his money away free. Go ahead anon... Ask me if I have suicidal ideation.

>> No.18664066

>>18664031
its down 2% today lmao.

>> No.18664067

>>18664031
>he think USO actually gives him exposure to the energy market and isn't just a shitty derivative for plebs
You get what you deserve.

>> No.18664070

>>18663959
>>18663977
Long term downward trend. Not gonna be the guy who he gets memed into going all in before being left a 10 year bagholder like the 1929 depression and thats assuming no bankruptcy.

>> No.18664071
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Imagine being emotionally attached to companies that you refused to put money into BYND, which gave a 50% return in a single week.
>muh basedbeans
>muh fake meat
>muh ideologies

>> No.18664073

This entire week, someone's been dumping at 3:50, even on the green days. I kinda want to bet on it one last time.

>> No.18664074

>>18664060
300 bucks bro chill

>> No.18664075

>>18663898
We are rallying right now, what do you want? 300% in a day? Fucking bulls. BACK TO DECEMBER 2019 LEVELS NOW. BULLISH!!!! BAIL OUT EVERYTHING

>> No.18664083

>>18664060
Fat

>> No.18664085

>>18664060
>dumb money
I think you meant no money, kiddo

>> No.18664091

>>18664060
Same tho anon, you aren't alone
I buy, market sells
I sell, market buys

>> No.18664097

>>18664070
Not before new ATHs 4000 s&p this summer

>> No.18664104

>>18663622
I bought JPM and PM instead :/

>> No.18664107

>>18664067

go look up, they changed their structural exposure.

>> No.18664111

>>18664005
yeah, if the unwashed masses can get a burger at 3AM, why can't they dump their beggar dollars into the markets anytime to be washed away?

>> No.18664123

>>18664051
This and guess what? It's the big corporations and government that can force it to move in their favor.

The question is, is it truly going back to normal or are they looking to dump their bags on you or even to profit off of you considering the article where they were boasting about how mich theyve been making (and at whose expense).

>> No.18664129

>>18664060
> $-337

Not so bad, took me years to steady money. Keep learning and god speed.

>> No.18664136

im gonna hold over the weekend

>> No.18664143

>>18664136
same

>> No.18664151

>>18663925
45 dte is the sweet spot between premium, theta gains, and time to be right.

but I personally like 14 dte because I'm a rebel

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>>18664136
>im gonna hold over the weekend

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Rate my portfolio bros. It's just for long term no-fun no-risk gains, not for any short term plays. It's my first steps into the market.

>> No.18664172

>>18664018
>Frankly speaking none of these companies should get a bailout.
I agree completely but I have to face reality of what will happen. BA will have an even more cushioned fall, because of strategic interest to maintain company.

>> No.18664182

>>18662540
OP is a retarded TVIX bagholder too lmao

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>>18663834
unironically paper trade. this is one of the hardest businesses on the planet and most of that difficulty is discipline and psychology. get over your mental blocks with fake money, not real. once you can be profitable consistently in paper doing the same thing over and over, only then should you try it out with small bets (like $10 or something) for awhile and if you're successful with THAT for awhile, you can scale up.

note how the key is that you have to be successful for a period of time in phases before you can move up to a bigger, riskier phase. if you can't be profitable in paper trading then don't even bother trading real money, use it as a learning experience.

also yet another comfy trade im currently in right now, feels good. this could be you.

>> No.18664197

>>18663701
So you not understand that there aren't kikes not in ADL?

You actually believe kikes care about Palestine when they take over the debate stage leaving only zionists to rule the dialogue?. You don't get it, you have them on each side which leaves them in charge.

>> No.18664209

>>18664030
it's a zombie economy
frozen in many ways, with liquidity pumps trying hard to keep it propped up
look at SPX volume decline.

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>>18663599
You should ask his kike daughter and how his kids are all with them.

>> No.18664227

>>18664209
decline sounds funny, it is DEAD.

>> No.18664230

>>18662588
Someone want to explain USO to me?

>> No.18664245

>>18664060
don't worry about it. do your research and hodl, shit's ultra fucked and dust still needs to settle.
A lot of hopium huffing but reality will set in mid may and then we will see an ugly freefall

>> No.18664255

>>18664248
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NEW THREAD JOINING BOTH /SMG/ TOGETHER

>> No.18664284

>>18664255
now there are three threads instead of two...

>> No.18664288

>>18664091
Just do this then, anon.

Market sells, you buy.
Market buys, you hold.
Market holds, you hold or buy.

You want to buy something that isn't shares, like a car or property, you sell.

>> No.18664302

>>18664060
just hold the KO and AMD long term you'll be fine m8

>> No.18664331

>>18664288
I refuse to sell at a loss, so I end up bagholding for however long is necessary
I have come to the sad realization that I am the 'dumb money'

>> No.18664340

>>18664302
god you're a retard

>> No.18664415

>>18664183
>paper trade
Yeah, this is great advice.

I did not go that route, due to situation, just dipped feet in with basics on small positions. Retard level speculation and headline surfing really without even understanding techniques but it's fun to learn with a little bit of cash on the line. I have a long way to go and majority of my strategy is long term, decently diversified, with some a smaller chunk going into risky emerging sectors.

>> No.18664465

>>18663931
Doesn't that mess your stomach up?

>> No.18664479

>>18662488
I want to fap to this. Keyword for either of the two women?

>> No.18664485

>>18663919
It's not algos, it's fed liquidity raining out of the sky with nowhere to land but back in the markets. Personal investments don't mean shit with billions in stimulus pulling up every few weeks.

>> No.18664514

>>18664479
>I want to fap to this. Keyword for either of the two women?
chink

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>>18662488
When will the market crash so I can buy in with my 40k savings

>> No.18664602

>>18664584
you already missed the bottom

>> No.18664620

>>18662662
Big kek
It’s just dementia though. Alzheimer’s is much less cute and much more depressing.

>>18662377
That’s not even in the chart you were responding to.

>> No.18664627

can you imagine the market once they open the economy

>> No.18664662

>>18663058
He won’t, but trumps appointee when he fires powell next year might.

>> No.18664675

>>18663868
Me too...

>> No.18664691

>>18662944
DKL

>> No.18664701

>>18663252
>What is her face saying exactly
“This makes my pp the big pp”

>> No.18664797

>>18663045
>he totally suggested that injecting disinfectant would be a good thing
There's no way you normie, cnn-watching, reddit-reading idiots have iq's over 90.

>> No.18664826

>>18664584
Thot market bubble is unironically unpoppable

>> No.18664896

>>18664826
Simp supply is infinite soooo, yeah.

>> No.18664928

>>18664826
This shits turning me into a commie, its fucking bullshit.

>> No.18665136

>>18662530
June

>> No.18665174

>>18664248
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