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/smg/ - Stock Market General: Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:24:34 2020 No.18661348 [Reply] [Original]

Happy Crab Day Edition

>Brokers
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>Educational Sites
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>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
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>Screeners
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https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
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>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
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>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

Previously on /smg/: >>18659813

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:25:52 2020 No.18661377 File: 89 KB, 750x1106, 441065B6-E7DD-4077-8EB8-A531DA412648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone else here a complete oil chad? Can’t wait to have a 70% return by august.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:26:03 2020 No.18661381 File: 16 KB, 418x266, 1575832721006.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give it to me straight bros. Am I gonna get assigned today? I can't afford this shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:26:29 2020 No.18661390 File: 11 KB, 283x178, Stocks do the flippity flop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how long will this resistance last?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:27:07 2020 No.18661404 >>18661377 i held MRO HAL and XOM for a bit but cashed them all out for gains before the dumps of last week from th oil war

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:28:10 2020 No.18661427 >>18661381 just buy to close, its $75 lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:28:10 2020 No.18661428 >>18661390 **Support

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:28:25 2020 No.18661432 File: 146 KB, 1080x1349, bvll8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] during a crab market we ask crab market questions: how often should I change my transmission fluid? I feel like when I get to 80k miles I should start thinking about it right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:28:37 2020 No.18661437 what the heck is giving the markets their green? all my stocks are red right now including my inverse ETFs like SPXS and TVIX.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:29:14 2020 No.18661444 >>18661377 I want to but I'm a pussy and can't bring my mind round to see that this will carry on going up

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:29:27 2020 No.18661451 >>18661404 I was holding other oil stocks before last weeks crash I sold them for a profit, switched over to HAL & MRO when they were low, also picked up oil tanker stocks, and picked up Apache today. I have a gut feeling about Apache

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:29:58 2020 No.18661464 >>18661432 do women this hot ever get married to someone or do they just burn through chads while living the independent life? what do you need to attain this level of woman? she looks supermodel tier

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:30:31 2020 No.18661470 File: 5 KB, 1375x39, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18661377

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:30:38 2020 No.18661474 >>18661464 they marry chads with lots of money

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:30:56 2020 No.18661485 USO please...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:31:24 2020 No.18661491 >>18661464 they fuck Chads until they either marry a rich beta or they marry a Chad who's body count is somehow higher than hers and is cool with marrying her

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:31:24 2020 No.18661493 >>18661451 i might jump back into one, maybe XOM because too big to fail is a good thing right? then again MRO could always get acquired and moon on value

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:31:46 2020 No.18661497 >>18660967 >>18660967 >>18660967 Thread already up, save this one

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:32:11 2020 No.18661504 >>18661348 GILD will hit $106 on earnings and US clinical trial data released next week. Screenshot this post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:32:25 2020 No.18661513 >>18661464 Stop projecting your ideals on a woman. She wants a Chad to claim her and settle down with her, not to run through 100 cocks. She already knows she can do that by virtue of being a hot woman alone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:32:37 2020 No.18661518 >>18661377 I've got 748 shares of MRO. I'm sitting back just waiting for winter. $12 - 13 a share is not unrealistic by then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:32:43 2020 No.18661521 >>18661437 I'm up 1.3% at the moment. You're probably in a lot of weird stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:33:02 2020 No.18661527 >>18661491 >>18661474 fuck i need to build my money pile to provide valuable resources for a nesting supermodel

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:33:06 2020 No.18661530 >>18661437 Most of the type of people who've lost their jobs are not the type of people who buy stocks. A lot of retail investors are still employed, receiving Trump bux, and see a buying opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:33:58 2020 No.18661552 >>18661513 sounds like you’re projecting your ideals

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:34:13 2020 No.18661559 >>18661527 good man I have many motivations to get rich but that's gotta be top 2

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:34:45 2020 No.18661566 >>18661493 Idk I’ve been holding XOM for a long time now & that shit has gone absolutely no where. Stays between $42-45 & it’s pretty fucking annoying, compared to me other stocks that have been making me a ton of money

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:35:57 2020 No.18661584 >>18661437 The market is running out of steam. Just be patient.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:36:06 2020 No.18661589 FYI, 2 cups or cup and handle on the 30min, 1hr and 5hr charts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:36:37 2020 No.18661598 >>18661552 No I've actually experienced and observed women. My ideal is to fuck through girls and assert myself as a champion of male virility.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:37:19 2020 No.18661618

>>18661513
yea but can chads even keep women this hot? maybe im just jaded but i see all the hollywood elites marrying top tier ass and divorcing just as fast. when you got 2 people that hot someone is always going to start fucking a side piece. even if you are a 10/10 chad your 10/10 supermodel is going to get hit on daily, every single male she comes in contact with will make passes at her, eventually someone just as chad as you will come along and wet his dick. is that too pessimistic? i kind of feel like a 7 or 8/10 is the sweetspot for relationship stability and looks. hot enough to enjoy but not hot enough to require constant micromanagement

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:37:35 2020 No.18661622

>>18661584
Exactly this. Volume is already dead. Cannot stay above 2800. The market will be hit by reality very soon.

Please just reopen the states and you will see that nothing is going back to normal and 1 / 5 will stay unemployed. Just for the sake of doom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:37:54 2020 No.18661629 >>18661497 Remember to link new threads to old ones. Will go on standby.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:38:14 2020 No.18661636 cuomo sounds fucking depressed that even with their pumping they can't get NYC numbers to go up

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:39:44 2020 No.18661661 >>18661618 >yea but can chads even keep women this hot? If she has no other options, then yes. If there is a better looking, more wealthy, and more charismatic chad then no. It's called hypergamy. Men typically marry down, women marry up.

>>	Ad Astra Fri Apr 24 11:39:50 2020 No.18661665 >>18661377 I’m only in OXY but I’m up 15% on it

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:39:58 2020 No.18661667

>>18661618

Male hotness isn't just about being attractive, it's about being powerful. Do powerful men keep the women as they please? Yes. Yes they do. Women are hypergamic, a woman's goal is to find a man she considers higher status than her and then cling for dear life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:41:01 2020 No.18661690 >>18661566 are they still paying dividends or did they put a stop to that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:42:15 2020 No.18661709 >>18661667 >hypergamic Funny way to spell whore

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:43:07 2020 No.18661729 >>18661527 Literally the main purpose of getting rich.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:44:45 2020 No.18661754

>>18661709

Whores have broken brains that need a constant stream of new dicks to keep their ego up and validated. Well adjusted women aren't like this, there's only two kinds of women in the world: those who've had 10 or less partners and those who've had 100

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:44:54 2020 No.18661757 >>18661729 Wouldn't that be leaving a legacy for your children rather than simping for a hot chick? Steve Jobs is an ultracuck for leaving all of his money to his ex-wife (who is now fucking another man).

>>	Ad Astra Fri Apr 24 11:46:07 2020 No.18661780 >>18661757 Boning a hot chick is an investment in your children. Hot kids are more successful

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:46:11 2020 No.18661784 >BA below 130 Glad I sold after the flash crash

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:46:32 2020 No.18661792

>>18661464
>>18661513
This guy is right. Most hot women (like around 8's) know their hot and don't feel the need to sleep around.

It's the 6's and low 7's that ride the cock carousel.

High 9's are just batshit.

The general rule: ALWAYS date somebody uglier and less intelligent then yourself.
>If you want an equal marry a dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:46:33 2020 No.18661793 File: 8 KB, 472x109, 1558402045155.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18661427 Rolled the 62. Fuck it, free money from bobo paypigs. I love optionarinos

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:46:46 2020 No.18661797

>>18661618
Women's instincts tell them to whore around until their late 20s, then the nesting instinct kicks in. If you're rich enough you can lock a younger one down through sheer lack of competition, but you won't be safe until she starts to nest. You can have kids before then but that's not going to keep her around since rich people don't care for their own kids anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:48:32 2020 No.18661827 >>18661780 Hot chicks like that don't want kids. Mnooch's wife goes around pretending to be an actress and starring in risque softcore films with attractive male leads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:49:09 2020 No.18661843 >>18661757 All part of the gene game. Get money so your existence is comfortable and secure, get yourself some top tier breeding stock to make kids with, give your kids the advantages of wealth. That's the true essence human nature.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:49:44 2020 No.18661860
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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:50:03 2020 No.18661865 >>18661792 I can't imagine what it's like inside the mind of a 9.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:51:38 2020 No.18661892 >>18661865 Girls just wanna have fun?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:53:22 2020 No.18661929 >>18661792 Also ugly women have way too much self-respect and at the same time are absolutely desperate for the attention pretty women get. This leads them to "make mistakes" and thus feminists are born. Only ugly women are feminists.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:53:41 2020 No.18661936 VIX getting absolutely smacked down, rally soon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:53:56 2020 No.18661942 >>18661865 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:55:14 2020 No.18661962 >>18661784 Glad I have poots. Without their military division their stock should be worth zero. I mean, would YOU fly on a 737 Max?

>>	Gary Fri Apr 24 11:56:21 2020 No.18661981 >>18661936 Patients

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:57:34 2020 No.18662004

>>18661618
my girl is quite hot, gets about 300 likes and a couple dms every single photo she posts (mostly losers tho your job is to brainwash them that there is nbody out there better than you, eg there might be richer, but are they boring? are they better in bed? etc. If someone comes along better on all fields they will either cheat or slowly convince themselves it's not working out with you.

I enjoy watching trashy tv shows for this reason like love island and too hot to handle, there is always a hot girl who settles down initially, then they introduce someone hotter and you see them all of a sudden say their curent guy is not really what they wanted

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:57:45 2020 No.18662009 File: 170 KB, 1080x1080, 1578264941926.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18661936 Is that a good indicator? Friday is supposed to be pump day. Is anyone holding stocks over the weekend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:59:23 2020 No.18662037 >>18661962 Yes. Still safer then driving. The media just makes a big deal of it, but the level of safety, even with pajeet code, is still better then a lot of other things you do in life. Seriously, why are you such a ignorant pussy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:01:11 2020 No.18662073 >>18662037 The MCAS fuckup is so fucking massive, you should avoid flying with them out of sheer principle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:01:55 2020 No.18662089 >>18661936 >SPX: 0.00% Why is VIX down??? Consolidating for the next leg down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:02:26 2020 No.18662102 >>18661962 yes you would because you book a flight and have no choice what plane you are on, plus they can just rename it something else.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:03:00 2020 No.18662117

>>18662037

>still safer than driving

Don't extrapolate studies on air travel at large to air travel on a 737 MAX in particular. This plane is pretty new and runs differently, two crashes in a short time span can totally skew the safety ratio.

The brand damage is there. It's a risky stock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:03:37 2020 No.18662129 File: 36 KB, 300x450, CDxYkYeVIAEwWt1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18661348 what happens to my shares of VTIQ when they turn into NKLA? I bought at $16

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:03:40 2020 No.18662130 >>18662037 Boeing has a culture of failure, they fucked up with MAX massively, they fucked up with star liner as well, in a huge way. They’re gonna fail, nobody trusts them and they don’t have money to lobby anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:04:07 2020 No.18662144 >>18662073 This. Try to fight against lower standards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:06:14 2020 No.18662184 >Florida 1k deaths per day. >US hit 50k death toll >Sp500 0.00% Seems like everyone dead and only algos left trading.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:08:37 2020 No.18662222 >>18662102 I have never even seen the inside of an airplane. I'm not some insta thot who "loves traveling". Europe is beautiful and I see no reason to ever leave it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:08:59 2020 No.18662230 >>18662004 All Women Are Whores You could have the most loyal girlfriend. Have one temporary break up and during that break she is out socializing with another male .

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:10:00 2020 No.18662243 >>18662004 yeah thats what makes me nervous about super hot women. it seems stressful as fuck to manage them. ive only dated 6, 7 and 8s. i dont know how i would keep a 9 or higher since im not a rockstar or millionaire

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:10:23 2020 No.18662250 >People trading the VIX without understanding it Why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:12:21 2020 No.18662272 >>18662184 No one big is touching this market right now. Calm before the storm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:12:49 2020 No.18662281 >>18662243 It sucks. She's always got cunt orbiters in her inbox. I had a "good friend" try to fuck her on new year's eve so that got ruined. And she was crazy and not worth it in the end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:12:53 2020 No.18662285 >>18662250 to crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of the women

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:13:09 2020 No.18662293 >>18662184 Not to mention lockdown until June at the least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:14:18 2020 No.18662311 >>18662250 Because plebs like to treat trading like a trip to Vegas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:14:20 2020 No.18662312 File: 57 KB, 600x600, 1585228856884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18662250 It go up, but then it go down. It go back up again

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:16:07 2020 No.18662339 >>18662222 You don’t have to be a faggot to like travel. There are cool things outside of your hometown. Alaska is cool as fuck if you ever want to go somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:17:28 2020 No.18662366 File: 21 KB, 480x480, baka spurdo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18662250 >imply anyone can comprehend the mysteries of the clown market

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:18:23 2020 No.18662392 >>18662250 You don't need to understand anything about an underlying if you understand price action. :^)

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:19:16 2020 No.18662417

>>18662281
sounds stressful as fuck man. maybe those are the type of women you wait until you are fully made and are in peak condition, financially and otherwise. if you are like college age i dont see taht shit ever lasting, some older cooler guy with more stuff and just as good looks/personality will always come along. when you have a 9+ woman every day is a fucking competition with no relaxing allowed, you step off your game for a bit and you lose her interest and that pussy belongs to someone else

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:22:02 2020 No.18662467 >>18661432 I don't like her face. I don't know what you on about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:22:51 2020 No.18662480 is this literally the slowest trading day since before corona? seriously wtf is going on this is the slowest ive ever noticed the market moving

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:25:25 2020 No.18662524 Guys we are on the brink of another 484 billion in stimulus, none of you are in puts, right?

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:26:55 2020 No.18662553 File: 142 KB, 750x1334, 1587143504533.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18662467 nigga u gay?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:27:55 2020 No.18662573 >>18662480 This is literally like a normal day, just random crabbing between 0 and .30 >>18662524 Priced in. Liking LHX a lot bros... fuck I want a dip to load up MM are so cruel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:28:05 2020 No.18662578 >>18662524 i think at this point nobody cares about the stimulus anymore i think people are starting to realize its an exercise in futility. like bailing out a a sinking ship with a spoon

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:28:14 2020 No.18662580

>>18661377
Got stopped out on all my tankers. Made some profit but the fees ate everything. Now switching to interactive brokers, whose software is the worst I've ever seen, but at least it does options without a fucking $25 fee to exercise, plus $10 per trade, plus $1 per contract. This will also mean I won't need to get >12% on each successful trade to so much as break even anymore, which will let me ride the tanker wave for real this time.
Looking at FRO and TK as the biggest opportunities. DHT should be good but don't think it will go as high as the others. NAT is a good secondary pick though.
Currently, I'm all red and I'm PISSED. Everything was going so well until yesterday.
End of blog. Please like and subscribe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:28:28 2020 No.18662586 >>18662480 >is this literally the slowest trading day since before corona? this is what you get when people are steadily selling but our magic money printer doesn't allow the line to go down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:28:41 2020 No.18662590 File: 1.77 MB, 1080x1082, 1587577103499.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Greatest oil crisis in history >Greatest debt crisis in history >Greatest unemployment in history >Largest stimulus in history >Stocks almost all time high sips

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:29:48 2020 No.18662609 >>18662590 it's a new paradigm <moves back in with parents>

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:30:21 2020 No.18662626 File: 56 KB, 660x461, Screen Shot 2020-04-24 at 12.29.56 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18662590 beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:30:27 2020 No.18662627 File: 92 KB, 581x767, 1542839282460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18662590 hahaha green line up up up!!!

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:30:47 2020 No.18662633

>>18661377
>>18661665
Holy shit you guys are retarded.
MRO and definitely OXY are going bankrupt.
Since when did /biz/ champion women CEO's that get extra points because of pussy?
OXY CEO fucked up on the anadarko takeover, pocketed millions and is riding this bad boy straight into the ground.
MRO is pretty shitty as well.
APA is shitty too, better SWN or EQT or CNX but these have played out anyhow.
NAT is the most overbought of tanker stocks out there, just because cramer pumped it and it has 'american' in its name.
Better put your money in DHT, FRO, TK or ADSC_ME.
Read the fucking tanker threads: >>18658219

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:31:38 2020 No.18662647 THESE FAGGOTS DARE TO SUGGEST COVID DEATHS ARE "UNDERCOUNTED"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:32:06 2020 No.18662653 >>18662590 >stonks 18% off all time high

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:32:33 2020 No.18662658 This honestly feels way more like a bear day than a crab day. I’m worried my stop losses will get triggered

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:32:36 2020 No.18662660 Ok give me a long position that Warren Buffet would be proud of.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:34:05 2020 No.18662689 >>18662553 The face of the girl you posted isn't that breathtaking either

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:34:59 2020 No.18662711

>>18662660
Unironically RTX

There is a group of shills here that spam it which I don't understand becaues those type of shitskins normally do biotech trash. We are headed into a new coldwar with china and mil defense tech arms race will be huge. Raytheon will be massive

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:35:05 2020 No.18662716 >>18662658 Already happen to me 30-60mins In after the pump came a dump 5%ers from yesterday start.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:35:08 2020 No.18662719 >>18662660 apple

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:35:32 2020 No.18662729 >>18662660 cash

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:36:04 2020 No.18662739 >>18662660 Nestlé

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:37:13 2020 No.18662769 >>18662660 VZ

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:37:47 2020 No.18662783 >>18661518 When do you see $12 - $13? They have good dividend too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:38:40 2020 No.18662799 >>18662660 berk.a. better sell your house

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:40:06 2020 No.18662823 >>18662553 those are man legs

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:40:13 2020 No.18662827 >>18662633 > oil > bankrupt More like acquired.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:40:19 2020 No.18662831 VIX broke below the trendline it's oscillating around. Looks like we get another hole today -> Up on SPX

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:40:59 2020 No.18662845 >>18662660 adrenochrome

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:41:00 2020 No.18662843 >>18662799 How active is the old man in his actual funds? When he kicks the bucket will it change the results alot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:41:29 2020 No.18662857 Quick zillow is mooning. Get in while you still can

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:41:44 2020 No.18662861 This volume is so sad. This is the lowest in the year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:42:26 2020 No.18662870 >>18662590 >>Greatest oil crisis in history It's not really, lots of midwits out there thinking this is the crisis of the century are going to get fucking burned, look how energy stocks have reacted since March.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:42:47 2020 No.18662876 >>18662580 >all those fees God damn dude. People shit on Robinhood but it’s all commission fee except the fees you have to pay to the US government

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:42:48 2020 No.18662877 why are there two threads

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:43:17 2020 No.18662885 >>18662843 Buffett has been saying for a while now that Berkshire is in good hands and he hopes the stock will go up when he kicks it. Jain and Abel are running most of the business by now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:43:28 2020 No.18662893 >>18662861 not true, why do people just talk out their ass?

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:43:41 2020 No.18662901 >>18662653 After all the shit we've been through, it should be more down but it isn't because who cares when you can have unlimited money from the Fed to not lose liquidity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:44:04 2020 No.18662907 >>18662843 i read that he's got two guys picked out to succeed him and that he's been talking about how brk will handle his death in letters to shareholders

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:44:46 2020 No.18662923 >>18662870 They were all on the edge of bankruptcy before this, they are dead. >inb4 they will recover Not the stocks, restructure fucks share holders

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:44:49 2020 No.18662924

>>18662843
ive seen a few interviews and pundits and read online about this and it seems he is active but these days leaves his protege to run most of the business and there shouldnt be any change in essence of the company when he leaves. when they ask buffet directly he seems quite confident it will be business as usual and the company knows its bearings

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:46:25 2020 No.18662948 >>18662729 this

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:46:32 2020 No.18662951 >>18662924 though i bet it would sell off short term, buffett is kind of a boomer elon

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:46:43 2020 No.18662953

>>18662660
He's probably buying more American Express (among other things), but it wouldn't surprise me if he's getting into restaurants like Darden and others, probably hotels, and maybe Capital One or Discover. I'd be a little surprised if he's getting into entertainment or hospitality stocks like Royal Caribbean, Cedar Fair, and the like, though. I'd assume that's a little speculative for his tastes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:46:58 2020 No.18662960 File: 143 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20200424-114556.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The airlines found strong support

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:47:18 2020 No.18662963 File: 82 KB, 1747x907, Screenshot from 2020-04-24 18-46-59.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18662898

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:47:19 2020 No.18662964 Anybody have ATI? Dipping of you want to swing trade it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:51:06 2020 No.18663020 File: 12 KB, 480x475, cancerhampster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is now a good time to buy GE?

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:51:52 2020 No.18663028

>>18662951
yeah im sure there might be a slight dip and some people might be less optimistic but ive heard him confidently say on tv he is not worried in the slightest that they will carry on berkshire in his exact vision and that they are better than he ever was at the day to day stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:51:52 2020 No.18663029 >>18662964 I'd rather just watch the algos fight each other over a 0.4% gain at this stage. Clearly normal market behavior.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:52:25 2020 No.18663039 Look at 5 minutes candles on SPY today compared to yesterday, it's so fucking ugly. Today is just a huge algo grind until we have a minor dump and close near 0%, just disgusting, no one is touching the market right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:52:55 2020 No.18663046 >>18661962 >would YOU fly on a 737 Max? Heck no. And if I owned an airliner company I would not make contracts to buy their planes either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:53:20 2020 No.18663055 >>18663020 nobody knows. i dont think so or you would see it climbing instead of falling like a rock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:53:28 2020 No.18663063 >>18662963 zoom in

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:53:30 2020 No.18663064 File: 36 KB, 386x354, oofy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I just cut my losses? I'm down from 19k to 340$, not solely due to these trades, but that's what I have now

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:54:04 2020 No.18663075 >>18662960 Lmao no thanks, it can fall that easily than it can do it harder if some real hard bad news pops up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:54:06 2020 No.18663077 >>18663064 moron

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:54:12 2020 No.18663084 >>18663020 Yes, this is the best time to buy jank ass companies when the best ones are steeply discounted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:54:16 2020 No.18663085 File: 98 KB, 446x426, 1542828383225.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18663039 The thread volume is terrible also. I paid 15k to be entertained by my puts and I want a refund.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:54:17 2020 No.18663086 CENTRAL BANKS REMAIN DOVISH

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:55:12 2020 No.18663101 >>18663039 >18663039 we reached equilibrium. everyone knows anything higher is irrational and stocks are overbought fuck if nothing is going to happen im going back to bed. i ahavent slept yet and im falling asleep watching this shit stand still

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:55:30 2020 No.18663105 Is DKNG a smart buy? Just started trading today, and nobody is even betting on sports.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:56:14 2020 No.18663122

>>18663029
Lol wish they banned the usage of algos. Imagine how much stocks prices wpd change if algo manipulation was no longer in the way. Geee look at option you go down a penny and immediately 500+ contracts are at the same price as you. Truly not actual people doing at such speeds to attempt to push you into buying the other side of the coin that they are likely selling as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:56:29 2020 No.18663129 File: 22 KB, 662x478, 1552141504312.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Boeing trading like a penny stock

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:57:21 2020 No.18663142 File: 48 KB, 1024x576, E8B99C06-8C23-4D58-B24B-3CA53427607C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bullish or bearish?

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:57:52 2020 No.18663151
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>>18661493
MRO has billions in liquid and is in a position to buy up some of the smaller guys. I dont think they will be bought. They resisted an aggressive takeover by Mobil in the 80s.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:57:56 2020 No.18663153 >>18663064 i'd cut your wrists desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:58:21 2020 No.18663162 File: 75 KB, 1069x647, Screen Shot 2020-04-24 at 12.57.39 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18663129 Like for real what the fuck is going on here

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:58:25 2020 No.18663164 Hello in a precedent tread I was suggested this Biotech stock to buy: SDGR Can someone tell me why? Which other revolutionary biotech would you suggest and why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:00:03 2020 No.18663190 >>18663162 Lmao. Id literally only buy them to day trade no way id hold them long term. Even from a business perspective i wouldnt do business with them.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:00:21 2020 No.18663194

>>18663105
There is a reason for that.

>>18663122
The problem is that there would be a lot less liquidity in the markets if they banned or limited algo usage. At this stage, algo trading is simply baked into market functionality. I personally find it distasteful, but we have so little say in what goes on.

>>18663164
Do the needful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:00:28 2020 No.18663196 Euronav got support

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:00:38 2020 No.18663201
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Just buy TMDX already and pump my fucking bags, they just got 2.5mil from the govt for payroll and I used 350k worth of their equipment last week while helping a new transplant center start up their own program. This company will be bought out by UTHR by 2022 or 2023 but I don’t want to wait until then REEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:02:22 2020 No.18663240 >>18663151 How good are they in debt?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:02:27 2020 No.18663242 >>18663020 No

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:02:36 2020 No.18663246

Hi guys, i'd like to let you in on a little secret in the market right now. Let me introduce you to SALT.

With the increase in shipping, I'm confident their business will only continue to grow as we score contracts with some major distributors they're working with. Solid fundamentals and solid balance sheet. Check them out

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:02:51 2020 No.18663249 >>18663162 pobably retesting resistance at 134 before the big leg down next week

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:03:16 2020 No.18663257 >>18663201 >>18663246 I came here to laugh at you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:03:56 2020 No.18663271 >>18663105 i was watching it, i might buy some later i think it will drop a bit in the short term. hteres no team games going on anyway

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:04:09 2020 No.18663276 >>18663249 How big will the leg down be? there's no way it goes below 120

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:04:16 2020 No.18663279 19:42: RT @ZEBAMY: $DAL $LOVE $AAL *TRUMP SAYS U.S. COULD BUY 4-5 YEARS OF TICKETS FOR AIRLINES what the fuck does it mean

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:04:47 2020 No.18663286 Coronavirus is over. 2 deaths in Louisiana today Intubated is at under 300 from nearly 500 New york has herd immunity 20-30% infected conveys herd immunity due to age related responses as shown everywhere. Its over.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:04:59 2020 No.18663292 >>18663084 What is discounted right now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:05:24 2020 No.18663299 >>18663279 WOOOOO TRUMP TRIPS BOUGHT WITH TRUMPBUX WOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:05:48 2020 No.18663304 File: 82 KB, 540x720, 1525742592125_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18663055 >>18663242 >>18663084 Why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:06:18 2020 No.18663312 File: 6 KB, 226x223, its_time.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18663276 just wait for it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:06:44 2020 No.18663321 trump talking to press right now, lets see if this gets the market moving

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:06:55 2020 No.18663326 >>18663286 Also of note While none properly responded Sweden had the best response in world. Big props and im not a sweden fan. Anyway continue on the coronavirus thing is over.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:07:45 2020 No.18663336 POSTAL SERVICE IS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!! we wont deliver for amazon anymore! fucking calls on USPS we going to the moon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:08:14 2020 No.18663347 >>18663279 It means airlines are so fucked, they would need 5 years to recover under normal circumstances if they were running at full capacity and assuming everything opened up tomorrow. It also means lolbailouts

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:08:38 2020 No.18663351

>>18663279
It means we're turning Japanese. Hop in. We're going to make zombie companies great again.

>>18663286
COVID-19 was only ever a trigger. The real damage was to the economy, and that's already been done. What happens with COVID-19, as long as we can mitigate and/or contain it, is largely irrelevant at this stage. The economic fallout is what we're going to have to contend with, and that doesn't get waved away once we start "opening up."

>>18663292
Nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:09:13 2020 No.18663360 If you believe TA is real you’re outing yourself as a novice and a moron.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:09:14 2020 No.18663361 >>18663321 >>18663336 Source?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:09:23 2020 No.18663362 File: 9 KB, 401x300, 1582121946421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18663279 >

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:10:05 2020 No.18663373 hahahahah oh shit SHORT AMAZON mail retail about to get wrecked!!!! are you guys hearing this? dude if postage goes up by 4x amazon is going to have problems to the bottom line

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:10:08 2020 No.18663374 >>18663351 It does though. Economics is retarded and once you understand that youll understand why the rebound will happen. Malinvestment is worse than a vacation

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:10:45 2020 No.18663378

>>18663360
Even if it's not real, it doesn't matter because of decision theory and algorithms (communication-free cooperative environment if you use TA).
Additionally, some patterns have such high success rates (3 bar play comes to mind) that it's clear some things do work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:11:04 2020 No.18663382 >>18663286 It's over but leftist governors in ny and ca will cap recovery perhaps even causes further damage

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:11:17 2020 No.18663389 >>18663361 turn on your fucking news how do you gusy call yourself traders if you arent monitoring fucking news at all times ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:11:22 2020 No.18663391 >>18663373 Kek ur not a businessman Amazon.will just take more share Id buy on that. Amazon can weather while others drown.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:11:26 2020 No.18663393 The real crab days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:12:20 2020 No.18663405 >>18663378 It’s the herd mentality, a self fulfilling prophecy. Maybe the algos trade on crossing moving averages but it’s not enough to justify it as a real technique that has any basis in reality

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:13:27 2020 No.18663427 >>18663382 Yeah there is. Lot of pill popping helicopter parent minds in gov sadly. Risk adverse when the current course is suicidal whats new

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:13:28 2020 No.18663428

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:13:41 2020 No.18663434

>>18663391
i know i know. still going to cause them problems, there are items that will be sold less if shipping prices go up. either way it will cut into the bottom line, a 4x increase in postage isnt something that can just easily be passed to the consumer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:13:45 2020 No.18663436 >>18663304 Cause it’s a fucking dogshit company. You can buy shit like BAM, NEE and TDY on sale and you choose something like GE, you want a turn around story? RTX, when airline demand comes back they’re golden

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:13:55 2020 No.18663443 lmao RED CANDLES

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:15:13 2020 No.18663475 >>18663434 Yeah maybe short term people would care. Sadly the market is retarded for vision.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:15:29 2020 No.18663479 babby drop at close today followed by circuit breaker limit down monday morning. Have a great weekend!

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:15:29 2020 No.18663480

>>18663405
>It’s the herd mentality, a self fulfilling prophecy.
That's what the 'algorithms' part is about, exactly. They base themselves around TA therefore TA becomes real. Thus it doesn't matter that TA wasn't originally real.
The decision theory part says that making a move based on a coinflip is no worse than collapsing to the prior, therefore either TA is not predictive and works as well as random, or it's anti-predictive and working against it is better than random, or it's predictive and working with it is better than random. Thus in any case it cannot, after burn-in, be worse than random, and thus it's always worth it to do TA. By the same token, astral analysis IS a valid decision theoretical way to play the stock market. Doesn't mean it's better or as good as TA, this is up to you to measure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:16:00 2020 No.18663486 oh shit Trump floating idea of buying airline tickets and barrles of oil from american oil companies. is this a buy signal

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:16:55 2020 No.18663499 >>18663475 Amazon is overpriced currently, this might be a cue to send amazon back to its rightful price. I would be selling if I were currently long on amazon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:17:27 2020 No.18663507 File: 32 KB, 400x400, 1587665029894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I fucked up this morning and bought 132 5/22 BA calls AMA

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:17:30 2020 No.18663508 fucking discrimination!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:17:51 2020 No.18663514 >>18663201 I bought 100 at 12.5 to put in my Roth meme portfolio because of the shilling. Thanks for the free 450 bucks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:18:09 2020 No.18663520 >>18663486 Just buying airline tickets lol. Is he gonna put the oil barrels on the planes?

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:18:12 2020 No.18663521

>>18663486
Strong sell signal imo because I don't believe the measure suggested will help even remotely enough, and at the same time it gives a snapshot of how dire the situation is. Had he said he'd buy 2 months worth of tickets, that would be super bullish, but 5 years? Bearish as all fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:18:31 2020 No.18663528 lmao AOC +3 are very nice people. this guy is the ultimate shitposter irl

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:18:47 2020 No.18663534 >>18663507 I am thinking about going long on the 29th after earnings

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:19:31 2020 No.18663547 >>18663507 Just cover now lmao what could possibly go wrong

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:19:37 2020 No.18663550

>>18663374
>Economics is retarded.
This is considered quality discussion.

In the event that this isn't bait, businesses will suffer as they lose access to funding vehicles. Some will not last, some will not take on additional debt in the uncertain environment into which we're heading. High unemployment will be a certainty, and the longer the phased re-opening takes, the higher the real unemployment will be. That will have knock-on effects on discretionary spending, debt obligations, and the like, which will ripple throughout the economy. This is on top of sector-specific damage, and the impact of COVID-19-based health and safety measures on things like factory productivity (see Chinese factory re-openings). Of course a rebound will happen, but not until we have better clarity surrounding the economic condition we're in and how we'll be tackling the economic headwinds we're up against.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:20:17 2020 No.18663562 >>18663499 Idk the acceleration in trends is pretty high. Picking digital trend companies like tesla or amazon is not a bad idea

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:20:50 2020 No.18663575 >>18663534 >long on Boeing >After what is likely to be their worst quarter in history >And facing literally bankruptcy Boeing is a fucking shit company, buy quality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:21:13 2020 No.18663580 I know why trump speaks like that, so the message would get to everyone, even who just tuned in

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:21:33 2020 No.18663588 >>18663562 It was a great move at the bottom, but it's far too late now. If you bought at bottom, these companies will still be profitable after correction, but not if you buy now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:22:46 2020 No.18663613 >>18663550 What youll see though is things will recover by q3 magically. All of that stuff is ledgers and not malinvestment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:22:48 2020 No.18663614 >>18663520 >>18663520 hes tlakng about using the airlines as transport for federal employees i think, i dont konw i ddint really catch that. and the oil is for our strategic reserves

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:23:24 2020 No.18663626 >>18663292 Banks, credit card companies, restaurants, hotels/resorts, lots of non-oil and non-REIT preferred stock, and plenty of others.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:23:49 2020 No.18663633 I am 100% in airlines. Fuck me, lets go

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:24:17 2020 No.18663647 >>18663575 Boeing does lots of contracts with the us gov, I'd assume they get bought out rather than simply go under if they were to not receive financial support. They are still a shit company don't get me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:24:22 2020 No.18663649 >>18663575 I know it would be a gamble but they are at their darkest hour which means it has the biggest upside. I just feel like they make too much stuff for the US military for our government to allow them to fail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:25:09 2020 No.18663661 File: 440 KB, 1000x600, xos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Todays Bull of the Day is: SYY

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:25:21 2020 No.18663666 Guys i think I fucked up. I have 25 SPY $290 calls expiring today, but if it doesn't hit that my RH will have a large negative balance since I used margin. What the fuck am i supposed to do? Can't afford to pay them back

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:26:44 2020 No.18663694 >>18663613 Mismanaged companies and debt are two of the primary reasons the Fed had to go to the lengths that they did to prop up the entirety of our economic system. What are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:27:05 2020 No.18663700 >>18663666 Sell your car.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:27:12 2020 No.18663702 >>18663666 maybe try learning how to invest properly?? Fucking degenerate gamblers the last few weeks

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:28:58 2020 No.18663725 lmao 500 billion stimulus bill signed and nobody gave a shit. market is not impressed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:29:07 2020 No.18663727 >>18663666 You bought options on margin, what's the problem? You knew this could happen. Just use the rest of your savings to buy a gun and a single bullet in case the trade goes south.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:29:19 2020 No.18663731 >>18663666 just dont pay lol checked and bogged

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:29:50 2020 No.18663739 >>18663725 Robots are the majority trading right now. Beep boop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:30:03 2020 No.18663746 >>18663666 Idk maybe covered calls can help you https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/coveredcall.asp

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:30:12 2020 No.18663748
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I keep glancing at SPY and thinking my internet must have cut out or my broker must have frozen
Can this shit please move? I don't even care if it skyrockets and fucks my puts just GO

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:31:33 2020 No.18663779 >>18663666 call your bank, open a new account, close this one before the debt owns your soul. why are margins even legal

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:31:33 2020 No.18663780 >>18663633 They're not going to be able to do buybacks until late next year though

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:31:45 2020 No.18663783 >>18663694 Im predicting an insanely bullish summer into 2021. this is like steroids and rest for the economy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:31:52 2020 No.18663786 >>18663153 not lying, i am thinking about it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:32:02 2020 No.18663793 is monday the drop lads? black monday III

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:32:06 2020 No.18663795 So the USPS thing isn't actually news. I kid you not, its the postal union commenting about an article they read in WaPo. That is it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:32:30 2020 No.18663799 >>18663666 volume is so low, why dont you jsut buy a couple spy shares and pump up your call yourself? maybe some other anons here could buy at the same time and help u

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:32:54 2020 No.18663805 How much sobbing and crying will there be when we hit all time high in 3 months?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:32:56 2020 No.18663807 >>18663783 That would not make sense, so it will probably happen

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:33:31 2020 No.18663818 >>18663748 its weird as fuck isnt it. eerie, like wtf is about to happen

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:33:33 2020 No.18663820 >>18663786 Don't, its just money.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:33:55 2020 No.18663825 >>18663666 >gambling with money you don’t have Gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:34:02 2020 No.18663830 >>18663805 The opposite. Isn't the majority of biz bullish as fuck. Can't fail. FED will QE forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:34:53 2020 No.18663849 pump and dump uh smart money is leaving

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:35:10 2020 No.18663852 >>18663818 institutions keep making money while we guess a direction/sit on cash

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:35:11 2020 No.18663853 >>18663807 It makes perfect sense. Sleep is good. 19 year olds not going to freshman year is bullish. Kids at home instead of at school is bullish. All the change acceleration is great. A shake to system is so healthy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:35:18 2020 No.18663857 >>18663820 I know, but it adds to the general sense in life of being a failure. I'll just keep holding these stupid puts, it's 300$ now anyway and I've already lost most if. Thanks for caring anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:35:40 2020 No.18663863 >>18663818 We are just looking for a reason to dump. The bulls all fomo'd in over the past few days and are waiting for their bags to pump.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:37:32 2020 No.18663897 >>18663857 The vast majority of people are failures, humor is your eternal friend

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:37:44 2020 No.18663904 >>18663700 >>18663702 >>18663727 >>18663731 >>18663779 >>18663799 >>18663825 I can just delete the app right lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:38:54 2020 No.18663920 >>18663805 you could say that sobbing and crying are just bear necessities

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:39:10 2020 No.18663924 why is our thread so slow too? normally SMG moves pretty fast, is everyone taking the day off or are there a couple dupe threads up or something?

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Fri Apr 24 13:39:19 2020 No.18663929 File: 105 KB, 750x740, 1538423654199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LCI to $60

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:39:54 2020 No.18663938 >>18663904 LMAO no. if you do they would keep your info until your deals close one way or another. they wont deposit any gains but they will come to collect

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:39:56 2020 No.18663939 >>18663924 When algos fight, nobody wins.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:40:12 2020 No.18663941 gold just started pumping... hmmm

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:41:05 2020 No.18663958 >>18663924 there are two, also there are no OOO AAA posters because nothing is happening >>18662488

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:41:22 2020 No.18663964 guys with volume this low, if we all teamed up in our thread could we have enough combined power to move the market on a particular stock? maybe something low volume and low priced?

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:42:12 2020 No.18663980

>>18663904
Yes. Wait for a debt collector to start trying to contact you in a few months. Don't be a dick to him. Give him a sob story and that you will try to work with him. Draw it out for a bit then eventually settle to repay the debt for pennies on the dollar. I've heard of guys that fucked up with 6 figure positions settling for like 20 grand this way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:42:25 2020 No.18663985 >>18663958 knew it, thanks. figured there had to be another thread it was so quiet in here. im going to buy one more TVIX is that dumb? are you guys feeling a dump or pump end of day?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:43:03 2020 No.18663997 File: 318 KB, 1024x796, 1570807230835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18663964 We could move it for 10 seconds then watch the algos dump it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:43:25 2020 No.18664004 >>18663985 or instead of TVIX maybe SDOW

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:44:03 2020 No.18664015 File: 262 KB, 956x521, 1587746385130.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_W6PvLzA1c

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:44:39 2020 No.18664026 THE SPY EOD POOOMP HAS BEGUN EARLY

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:46:20 2020 No.18664062 File: 119 KB, 337x398, 70A31E92-9B9E-4192-A8A8-0B75305E9088.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664015 Need to grab this.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:47:37 2020 No.18664084

Coronavirus for whatever reason is capped at about 20% infected strangely. It doesnt hit 60%+ like youd expect.

Lots of ideas but noone knows why

Even in the cruise ship and ever country.

Implying 20% antibody is herd immunity.

Would be very interesting why this lower than expected limit is holding everywhere

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:47:49 2020 No.18664089 >>18664026 It's probably gonna dump in the last 15 minutes leaving us /crabbed/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:47:56 2020 No.18664092 File: 61 KB, 892x918, MRObalance.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18663240 5.5B Dont miss your chance

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:49:08 2020 No.18664115 >>18664084 Natural immunity?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:49:10 2020 No.18664116 >>18664092 What's that screener ?

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:49:12 2020 No.18664118

I'm look at UAL and AAL
Both are at about 1/3 of their market value from 4 months ago, but I'm unsure if they're going to go down even further.
AAL has their quarterly earnings releasing on the 31st. Do you think the losses from that (plus the bailout bux) will be priced in to the loss or do you think it will be bad enough to drop even further?
Thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:50:47 2020 No.18664140 >>18664116 simplywallstreet. Have to pay for it after 2 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:50:51 2020 No.18664142 This environment is too risky for me. I’m going to start sheltering my money in safe investments like BYND and TSLA.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:52:14 2020 No.18664158 >>18664115 Thats what people think. Schools in hardest hit areas cap at at 25%. Lower than expected.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:53:07 2020 No.18664174 >>18664142 >safe investments >BYND cringe

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:54:08 2020 No.18664185 >>18664084 maybe a bioweapon that targets a specific genome section that only 20% of population have

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:54:21 2020 No.18664188 >>18664118 Bailouts aren’t free, they’re gonna have to stop share repurchases and are gonna have to pay it back. Bankruptcy is almost certain. Shareholder value will be destroyed for the next 5 years.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:54:59 2020 No.18664199

>>18664084
It's a blood disease. Lots of ancillary effects like blood clotting, increased bruising and rashes, and damage to extremeties. I won't be surprised if there's a very strong genetic or blood type correlation. Blacks have genetic predispositions to sickle-cell anemia for instance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:55:46 2020 No.18664210 File: 93 KB, 768x768, 1505147395834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I hodl USO over the weekend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:56:21 2020 No.18664223 >>18664210 yes, go all in and #YOLO that bitch

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:57:14 2020 No.18664232 >>18664199 Sweden will be a good test. If they go for natural herd immunity and achieve it well under 30% Or new york post reopen

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:57:31 2020 No.18664234

>>18664188
I remember the bailout required them to pay 30% of it back over the next 10 years but will that actually crash the stock?
I have to imagine people are going to say "fuck it" and start traveling again this summer, at least those people with money to burn after all this.
Do you think any of the American airline companies will survive and bounce back?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:57:41 2020 No.18664239 >>18664223 Im betting on trump doing something oil related or the saudi prince getting couped and beheaded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:58:22 2020 No.18664249 >>18664118 RTX is the best airline play because defense will keep them subsidized. >>18664210 Retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:58:42 2020 No.18664254 File: 166 KB, 500x421, 1519191745032.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18664188 >Bailouts aren’t free >implying the people who run the government will ever make them pay it back

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:59:16 2020 No.18664260

>>18663666
I don't understand, how can you lose money on $290 calls expiring today when spy will probably be 282 max? Did you buy the calls? So you don't have to do shit and nobody cares? Did you write them, so the buyer won't exercise and nobody cares because why buy at $290 when he could at $282?
If you bought them and thought you could go from deep red to green from the proceeds, you can at least try to sell $290 calls further in the future and hope to fix your retarded position meanwhile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:59:19 2020 No.18664264 >>18663661 what is the Bull of Next Week though

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:59:21 2020 No.18664265

>>18664232
Unfortunately, we're probably years from conclusive evidence, because I don't think confirmed case data has severity of symptoms consistently attached with it. Many places are doing preliminary antibody tests and it turns out a significant amount of population (20 to 30%) developed antibodies without any symptoms whatsover.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:59:46 2020 No.18664268 >>18664248 >>18664248 NEW THREAD JOINING BOTH /SMG/ TOGETHER >>18664248 >>18664248

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:00:11 2020 No.18664273 >>18664234 They’re in normal debt as well, airlines are capital intensive, downsizing fleets meaning a permanent hit to revenue, also share buybacks are one of the largest drivers of growth in the industry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:00:15 2020 No.18664276 >>18664265 Sweden scientist is great and wants herd immunity. Their success is going to humiliate the world

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:08:04 2020 No.18664405

>>18663739
This. Look at how so many stocks move in unision when many retail traders have no idea why. Its literally moving like crypto now. Algo scurries through the internet, picks up a news articlr, immediately dumps its holding with other companies algos. Boom a unified dump. If algos were illegal and you had to have someone manually set the trades it'd stop this obvious manipulation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:09:24 2020 No.18664425 >>18664276 Sweden is based, most people dying there are rapefugees and somalians

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:10:30 2020 No.18664444 >>18664405 Wrong, traders would use algos to get all the data and even automatically signal what to do, and they'd pay $0.01/h indians to do the trade on signal, entirely automated.

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:18:39 2020 No.18664599

Anyone else make their OCD wife manage their portfoliorios while they work a 9 to 5?

I tell her what to buy and when to sell it, then she stays home and takes care of the house and kids, while watching the market like a hawk.

She has some good intuition too, I gave her 10k to invest with whatever she wants and she's at 18k with it after 2 weeks.

Also you're a fool if you aren't buying into big boy oil, they're not dropping any further.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:20:36 2020 No.18664632 >>18664599 >buying into big boy oil I'm in RDS.B and OKE are they any good ones left besides CVX? Got 1k and don't know whether to DCA into both of these positions or place it all on a new one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:21:03 2020 No.18664638 >>18664444 nice quads

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:23:44 2020 No.18664682 >>18664632 Take your pick senpai. Even XOM has room to go. Buy all of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:28:04 2020 No.18664750 >>18664264 rest, relaxation, a balanced diet

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:37:15 2020 No.18664918 >>18664750 nice I wish that I could say the same.. my next couple weeks are going to be strenuous relaxation maybe in mid-may, I dunno

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:56:12 2020 No.18665224 Buy slack on the Friday Dip or stay half in cash over the weekend? Also, any tasty dips for stocks around 15 bucks?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 14:57:15 2020 No.18665233 >>18664599 What makes you certain that oil isnt dropping ny further

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:03:27 2020 No.18665328 mro , xom calls 1 month out, amd put 1 month out (thinking about strike of 30) ideas ? am i gonna get fucked? also thinking longing brent

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:04:19 2020 No.18665345 KIM JONG UN DEAD

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:05:38 2020 No.18665371 File: 407 KB, 750x1002, 3A07C3DC-0C39-4E0E-A057-1AFF0CDC76E7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18665345 SELL SELL SELL

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:06:46 2020 No.18665396 >>18665345 Priced in since he went braindead. Was probably assassinated anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:08:37 2020 No.18665429 >>18665345 Bullish

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:09:12 2020 No.18665445 File: 167 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20200424-140832.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] POST YOUR WEEKEND HOLDS

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:10:11 2020 No.18665461 STONKS GO UP!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:13:08 2020 No.18665512 File: 9 KB, 219x230, 1587174908812.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ANYONE ASTON HERE?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:14:17 2020 No.18665540 >>18662004 I don’t allow my girlfriend to post pictures of herself on instagram

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:15:15 2020 No.18665563 >>18665345 Sauce me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:20:02 2020 No.18665659 >>18665371 Ah the doomer girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:25:45 2020 No.18665765 File: 235 KB, 1200x800, 1586986057536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18665224 MGM might open up some golf courses soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:26:24 2020 No.18665778 >>18665371 If you're talking about war, that's a buy signal, dummy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:27:53 2020 No.18665800 >>18662660 lol, last time I checked WB was hiding under a desk

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:39:38 2020 No.18665975

>>18665224
Slack will not budge because its use did not increase due to corona-chan. There are too many options for text collaboration and which one is chosen will depend too much on the existing ecosystem rather than technical concerns. As buggy and shitty as M$ teams is, for example, it comes for free with o365, so garbage-tier companies who subscribe to that atrocious trash will be using teams and not slack. Meanwhile, companies that use a google stack will mostly be using google tools, and others will be using slack.
Additionally, no organization that was not already using these text tools will need to change to using them, because the constraints are not the same as for those that induce an increase in videoconferencing needs.

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