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18658116 No.18658116 [Reply] [Original]

What's your plan B if you fail to make it?


For me, it has to be cryonics

>> No.18658141

>>18658116
>AI is invented
>AI decides to be benevolent rather than malevolent (50% chance)
>puts everyones brain in a simulation
>my brain ends up in a simulation where I predict the stock market with 95% efficiency (gotta be wrong once in awhile to keep the dopamine fresh)
>watch pink wojaks seethe all day while I make gains
The sad truth is I'm probably an NPC in someone elses simulation.

>> No.18658160

>>18658116
have fun with the janitors playing football with your head lmao

>> No.18658165

>>18658116
People that are stored in a cryo tank are conscious during their stay in there because the brain gets supplied blood and oxygen, but they don't have motor functions. Imagine being in that tank for 100's of years, suffering and not being able to tell anyone

>> No.18658176

>>18658116
A good cryonics business model is like forestry. For good quality wood you keep lots for about 150 years and then harvest them. Similarly, in 150 years no-one cares about these deep-frozen dead bodies and you can replace them. Good thing is with dead nigger storage you can charge up front.

>> No.18658177

>>18658165
they are frocen. there is no supply of oxygen

>> No.18658183

>>18658177
>frocen
JANITORS WILL YOU PLEASE TAKE AWAY THESE INDIAN PEOPLE OFF MY BOARD?

>> No.18658188

>>18658183
ah fuck off

>> No.18658203

>>18658188
not my problem that you don't possess basic life skills, get off of your antidepressants u useless piece of shit

>> No.18658218

>>18658116
satoshi did this unironically

>> No.18658239

>>18658165
depends who you get put in with
I mean, they -say- its 6 to a tank, but, who's really checking? you could spend eternity half conscious in the equivalent of an artic pajeet passenger train in the run up to Ghandis birthday

>> No.18658250

>>18658165
>People that are stored in a cryo tank are conscious
the retardism on this board is hilarious

>> No.18658252

>>18658218
why hasn't creg copied him?
we could have a whip round, cover the costs

>> No.18658261

>>18658116
kms

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>>18658239
>you could spend eternity half conscious in the equivalent of an artic pajeet passenger train in the run up to Ghandis birthday

>>18658250
You can't prove that people are not conscious in there, dumbass, learn some science

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>>18658141
What if we’re in a simulation right now, but there’s a bug in the simulation, that’s why everything is a living hell