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Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:48:04 2020 No.18648959 [DELETED]

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I'm bored. Tell me a joke

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:48:29 2020 No.18648965 >>18648959 your life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:49:25 2020 No.18648980 >>18648959 BAKING SODA I GOT BAKING SODA

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:49:46 2020 No.18648984 File: 62 KB, 998x598, 5C673001-0203-4FD2-946B-57F34E8BAAEC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18648959 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:49:49 2020 No.18648985 >>18648959 Link will be $1000 one day

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:50:05 2020 No.18648991 File: 373 KB, 1936x1772, 1585846200812.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18648959 knock knock

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:52:26 2020 No.18649027 File: 79 KB, 1122x817, 176F8221-CAEB-462D-95B1-B8D4B051E644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18648959 >WHIP IT THROUGH THE GLASS NIGGA >I’M BLOWIN MONEY FAST NIGGA

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:54:01 2020 No.18649048 File: 55 KB, 842x425, Roccos+joke_a8d453_6132337.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:54:15 2020 No.18649052 >>18648959 >Your portfolio Hahahaha, get it? What you have there is a joke

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:55:37 2020 No.18649071 >>18648959 XRP HEX BSV

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:59:06 2020 No.18649130 >>18649052 this is painful

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:59:39 2020 No.18649149 Feminism

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:00:30 2020 No.18649162 File: 48 KB, 808x767, coffee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18649052

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:03:37 2020 No.18649210
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a man walks into a bar
"What will it be?" the bartender asks.
"One LINK please," the man replies.
"Sorry," the bartender says with a smile. "We don't serve retarded faggots here."

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:04:07 2020 No.18649217
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>>18648959
How do you fit 100 Jews into a Volkswagen Beetle? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, 96 in the ashtray.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza? A Pizza can feed a family of 4.

Why do niggers have thick lips? From sucking quarters out of vending machines.

How do you hide a paycheck from a nigger? Under his workboot.

Whats the difference between a paki and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did they do to the black woman who had an abortion? Gave her a certificate for preventing crime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:05:09 2020 No.18649232 XRP

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:07:21 2020 No.18649269 File: 25 KB, 600x485, 69f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18648980 >>18649027

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:08:34 2020 No.18649287 joke from bosnia brother fucks sister sister tells him "you know you fuck me better than father ever did" brother tells her "thats what mother also said"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:09:45 2020 No.18649304 What is the motto of the Israeli Navy? Don't give up the ship; sell it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:11:01 2020 No.18649322 >>18649287 bosnia is shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:11:04 2020 No.18649323 File: 322 KB, 1126x524, Based Ben132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18649304

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:11:51 2020 No.18649332
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An australian joins the american army, and for whatever reason, the drill sargent has a big problem with this.

He doesn't believe this man came here to serve this country, just for a quick buck, a place to sleep and a meal.

This enrages the drill sargent.

He goes up to the australian man and screams "DID YOU COME HERE TO DIE?!"

to which the australian replies "nah m8, came here yesterday"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:12:28 2020 No.18649345 >>18648959 that dag isn't delivering soon^tm

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:13:05 2020 No.18649354 >>18648959 We wageslave for 40 years and die

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:13:08 2020 No.18649355 File: 115 KB, 877x549, Straya-Drinks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18649332

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:15:10 2020 No.18649388 >>18648959 What's the difference between an American girl and a Muslim girl? The American girl gets stoned before she commits adultery.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:16:44 2020 No.18649420 Knock knock

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:30:49 2020 No.18649639 >>18649420 who's there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:31:36 2020 No.18649645 >>18649639 Doctor

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:33:16 2020 No.18649667 >>18649645 A black woman?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:33:30 2020 No.18649675 >>18649645 Doctor Who >hardy har har

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:35:02 2020 No.18649696 How do you organize a space party? You PLANET

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:36:14 2020 No.18649714 >>18648959 Wanna hear a funny joke? Tesla's stocks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:40:52 2020 No.18649790 >>18649287 is bosnia alabama now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:42:54 2020 No.18649827 File: 773 KB, 666x623, muslims-inbred2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18649790 Muslim joke, obviously. Could be about Jews too, theyre so inbred they have mental illness rates multiple times higher than normal people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:43:53 2020 No.18649841 File: 726 KB, 1240x1250, 1539455317312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18648959 The secret /biz/ server link is discord gg CpqQw7b We will interview chainlink founder Sergey Nazarov this week uuuuuh

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:44:25 2020 No.18649849 File: 17 KB, 495x362, 1585916078397.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NIGGER

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:44:27 2020 No.18649853 File: 39 KB, 534x800, 1518850584080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18649827

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:45:21 2020 No.18649866 HEX

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:47:01 2020 No.18649890 File: 8 KB, 250x238, 1563771467626s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18648959 What happened to the chink who ran and slammed into a concrete wall with a raging boner? > he broke his nose...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:47:01 2020 No.18649891 What word starts with N that you would never want to call a black person? Neighbor

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:47:25 2020 No.18649897 A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:50:32 2020 No.18649949 >>18648965 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:55:02 2020 No.18650032 A cop just pulled me over, walked to my window, and said, "Papers." Naturally, I replied with, "Scissors, I win!" and went on my way. He must want a rematch because he's been following me for the past 20 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:58:20 2020 No.18650098 When I lived in Florida I learned that alligators can grow up to 15 feet, which is terrifying. Thankfully most of them only grow 4.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:04:32 2020 No.18650193 File: 626 KB, 652x562, brainlet_zoomer.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18650098 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:06:47 2020 No.18650226 >>18650193 feet

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:07:09 2020 No.18650230 >>18650193 4 legs you tard

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:09:17 2020 No.18650265 >>18649052 Are you German?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:09:58 2020 No.18650281 >>18649639 Jehovas witnesses

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:10:17 2020 No.18650284 File: 74 KB, 800x850, 1479166584956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18648965

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:10:31 2020 No.18650292 File: 36 KB, 1028x658, 57B10812-70B6-40D6-9478-71BD64C2B87C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18648959 Why do jews have big noses? Because air is free! ba dum tss

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:11:36 2020 No.18650310 File: 451 KB, 625x417, 7d2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18648959 i bought ETH at 700

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:11:45 2020 No.18650314 >>18648959 What's the difference between a burnt chicken and a pregnant woman? There isn't, in both cases you should have pulled out earlier

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