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Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:01:31 2020 No.18648151 [Reply] [Original]

>1 on 1 video call with female VP in 10 minutes
bros what the fuck do I say?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:02:03 2020 No.18648161 >>18648151 shalom

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:03:47 2020 No.18648187 >>18648161 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:04:06 2020 No.18648195 >>18648151 "all women are whores"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:04:10 2020 No.18648197 >>18648151 Calvin, please put your pants on. Jesus. Anyway, when are we fake pumping again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:04:26 2020 No.18648201 >>18648151 Coom on webcam lens

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:04:29 2020 No.18648204 >>18648151 Jack off to remove horniness. Cleat thoughst

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:04:57 2020 No.18648214 File: 60 KB, 964x912, DA08187E-C109-4BEF-8040-88A8016C51D8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18648151 Y-you t-too

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:05:16 2020 No.18648223 have her minimized so you don't get distracted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:05:16 2020 No.18648224 take a big sniff on the phone and say something smells fishy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:06:05 2020 No.18648239 >>18648151 Thats a male

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:09:40 2020 No.18648309
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>>18648151
"I will coom into you. Deep, every drop of baby batter hitting the target. You're going to be so heavy with my kicking children, it will stretch you to the point of bursting. I will do this soon."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:11:38 2020 No.18648344 >>18648309 My sister is a VP, and if you said that to her she'd probably try to get you arrested for attempted rape or something. DO NOT DO THIS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:12:32 2020 No.18648365 >>18648151 Does the carpet match the drapes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:12:54 2020 No.18648369 greet her with your meat stick

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:14:02 2020 No.18648389 >>18648151 Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talkin' to 'em.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:15:11 2020 No.18648412 >>18648151 "Are you an archaeologist? Cuz I have a large bone for you to examine" "pls respond"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:15:28 2020 No.18648419 File: 386 KB, 480x360, uh_oh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18648344

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:17:10 2020 No.18648449 >>18648151 Just whip your cock out as a power move

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:36:27 2020 No.18648780 >>18648239 underrated

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:38:13 2020 No.18648814 >>18648449 it's not what you say, but rather, what you show

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:39:29 2020 No.18648833 File: 74 KB, 752x1063, 6E7CB203-1FD0-49B2-A2B6-69C359383708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18648344 God, I hate women, white sharia when?

DetectiveAnon !!xywCWEmZbu8 Thu Apr 23 17:39:54 2020 No.18648840

>>18648151
Make it look like you're jerking off under the desk. Make sure she sees your right arm shaking around. If she questions what the fuck you're doing, just pull up a Pepsi can and say "Oh yeah, I like it like I like my women, flat.".

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:40:31 2020 No.18648847

>>18648151
unbutton the top two on your shirt and show some chest hair, this will psychologically dominate her and trigger her to become submissive upon witnessing your unabashed male machismo. at this point she will be melting in your hands, laughing and giggling at everything, playing with her hair, rubbing her knees and giving cute looks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:40:52 2020 No.18648850 >>18648151 when she calls you tell her you just got out of the shower

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:41:09 2020 No.18648859 >>18648833 right after you get laid incel

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:43:58 2020 No.18648892 >>18648389 drop your pants

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:46:05 2020 No.18648925 File: 96 KB, 758x577, 9c5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18648840 Pour out a whisky and say >"I like it like I like my women- 12 years old and mixed with coke."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:47:16 2020 No.18648940 Or spread your butt cheeks apart and show her your inner asshole. Make it wink at the camera.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:15:24 2020 No.18649394 >>18648344 How would you get charges? “Attempted” rare doesn’t mean words with no intent

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:17:53 2020 No.18649435 >>18649394 Just saying, VP women are type A personalities and would not find this amusing and if you piss off the wrong one they will do everything in their power to ruin you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:21:04 2020 No.18649492 the VP was fine yeah she got me kinda horny the meeting was boring jive couldnt afford me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:24:21 2020 No.18649548 >>18648344 Dubs have spoken

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:39:24 2020 No.18649765 >>18648412 Based /fit/izen

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:04:48 2020 No.18650199 File: 40 KB, 152x254, 1565930328352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18649435 HOT

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