/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18645276]

Look who showed up edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/stockings/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

Previous thread:
>>18643453

[Anonymous No.18645297]

>>18645276
I DIDNT INVEST IN KOS!!!
IM SORRY I DIDNT LISTEN ANON! IM SORRREY!!

[Anonymous No.18645335]

>Banks scamming businesses using government loans by charging huge fees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He9qpJdiQ74
lol

[Anonymous No.18645758]

I want to thank the anon who told me a while back to get into ET cause it was going to moon. I hope you see this message. I love you so much and wish you all the best.

[Anonymous No.18645772]

>>18645335
that is the new way to try and bail out banks. if it actually were to save small business they would give money straight to the small business owner

[Anonymous No.18645780]

>>18645276
Forgot that JNUG was doing a reverse split today and about shit myself when my account said I was down thousands overnight lol

[Anonymous No.18645950]

OAS Lets goooooo

[Anonymous No.18645980]

Thoughts on small cap mortgage companies?
There are a bunch with almost identical graphs and seem like they are hurting badly but otherwise at low risk of folding.

[Anonymous No.18646092]

>>18645980
Yes surely the most secure asset out there right now and certainly not in jeopardy as everyone loses their jobs.

[Anonymous No.18646306]

>>18646092
>most secure asset
Not suggesting that, hence the discount, but I don't see most of them closing, even without intervention which is probable.

[Anonymous No.18646362]

man Ic ant decide, should I dump my oil stocks or not? How likely is it that the oil price crashes again and this time even more? This fear preditictions makes me crazy

[Anonymous No.18646369]

>>18645758
I regret waiting until $5.50 should have been scooping that up in the $4 range

[Anonymous No.18646472]

I don't say this often but uhhh.....I am financially ruined

[Anonymous No.18646473]

>>18646306
How exposed are they to commercial real estate? That seems to be what will get hit the hardest.

[Anonymous No.18646480]

Apologize

[Anonymous No.18646493]

can they just stop saving SPY from dropping a single FUCKING PERCENT FOR
FUCKS
SAKE

[Anonymous No.18646502]

>RUMOR about gilead treatment
>+3%
>NEWS about gilead treatment failling
>only -1.8%
fuck this market
why bears must suffer?

[Anonymous No.18646526]

>>18646502
>>18646493
You guys deserve it for not learning by now.

[Anonymous No.18646528]

>>18646493
>STOCKS ONLY GO UP
How high are we going to pump after hours. Another stimulus package is about to pass.

[Anonymous No.18646538]

>>18646502
>worst economic conditions since the depression
>cure failed
>states about to declare bankruptcy
>everything is still green
i'm at a loss.

[Anonymous No.18646541]

Predicting a massive green day tommorow

BEARS BTFO

[Anonymous No.18646547]

>>18646502
>NEWS

Lol no. It was a study from CHINA. The place that says every drug treatment has failed meanwhile other studies show otherwise

[Anonymous No.18646564]

>>18646473
Varies from ticker to ticker, but that is a good point. Of the 5 I'm looking at, 2 of them do explicitly state commercial and residential. I'll have to do more digging.

[Anonymous No.18646570]

Russell isn't dropping at the velocity S&P is, pretty interesting. Probably gonna freefall if the S&P does though.

[Anonymous No.18646574]

>>18646538
Why would anyone sell? The stock market is the safe store of wealth now

[Anonymous No.18646587]

>>18646547
this, everyone knows the chinese are walking RNA viruses so if a treatment targets those it will kill chinese

[Anonymous No.18646588]

>>18646538
>states bankrupting
That’s not news to anyone, it’s as far from a happening as you could get

[Anonymous No.18646595]

>>18646574
>safe
>china subtly pranks us and it shreds 3% off the indexes
if that isn't an indication of a bubble idk what is

[Anonymous No.18646604]

It's been an eventful day fellas.

[Anonymous No.18646614]

>>18646574
No, cash is king. Only retards would buy into the market right now. And retards did. They'll start selling soon and lead us into another test of lows.

[Anonymous No.18646615]

Just went all fucking in on 278 SPY puts

[Anonymous No.18646630]

>>18646615

> he shorted the bottom

[Anonymous No.18646632]

>xi giving me free GILD cheapies
O fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.18646640]

Last 3 days we had a dump at 12:50. Will we see a repeat?

[Anonymous No.18646643]

>>18646604
There was one fun moment

[Anonymous No.18646645]

>>18646615
stop you retarded bear how much do you want to lose?

[Anonymous No.18646646]

CRAB PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.18646652]

>>18646538
priced in.

the only thing that would matter is if new york state declared bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.18646662]

>>18646615
those are manly legs

[Anonymous No.18646668]

>>18646547
literally no other studies about Remdisivir show otherwise, most if not all have never heard about Remdisivir before "the leak"

[Anonymous No.18646669]

>>18646615
Thanks for the heads up anon, I just bought 35 shares of TQQQ - see you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18646670]

what the fuck is wrong with STX, they beat earnings? Anyone buying?

[Anonymous No.18646672]

>>18646640
Which 12:50?

[Anonymous No.18646674]

>>18646614
bear cope is so fucking cute to read

[Anonymous No.18646678]

>>18646662
It's a tranny

[Anonymous No.18646679]

>>18646662
She's a girl

[Anonymous No.18646682]

Bros I wouldn't say I'm a bear or a bull, but let's talk about health insurance. I am thinking they're gonna get hammered from unemployment claims. Even though their costs are low with canceled elective procedures that would have otherwise cost them money, they are losing a ton in premiums with unemployment numbers going through the roof. I'm buying puts for mid May, I think Anthem is going to take a shit around the time of their earnings call and their outlook will be bleak as fuck

[Anonymous No.18646685]

I want the market to crash to fill my orders. Am I retarded.

[Anonymous No.18646687]

>>18646672
My bad, meant 3:50 (10 minutes before close). I'll throw a cheap put on it just in case.

[Anonymous No.18646688]

>>18646646

[Anonymous No.18646690]

What are the best stocks for making a father proud?

[Anonymous No.18646692]

>>18645276
>stockings
Best thread. Also, can't find the source for this. Help. Please.

[Anonymous No.18646695]

>>18646574
>The stock market is the safe store of wealth now

Yeah just like back in 2008. Nigger if you want safety buy Switzerland 10y bonds, not AMD.

[Anonymous No.18646698]

>someone being paid to keep it above negative
very nice not manipulated at all market.

[Anonymous No.18646704]

>>18646615
What's her name?

[Anonymous No.18646707]

I don't even know what to do anymore. Guess in doubt, I should buy.

[Anonymous No.18646710]

AAAAAAAAA

DO SOMETHING
GIVE ME THE CHEAPIES OR GIVE ME THE PREMIUM

>>18646679
fuck off tranny simp

[Anonymous No.18646713]

reminder that dividends should be prioritized over buybacks and we need to update the incentives in our tax system

[Anonymous No.18646721]

>>18646704
Fred.

[Anonymous No.18646722]

>>18646690
Imagine a threesum with both of them....

[Anonymous No.18646723]

>>18646674
The daily candles are really ugly, are you bull on something beyond le print meme? I actually don't know what you see in it right now.

[Anonymous No.18646726]

>>18646690
RTX, GEO, KO, MSFT, IMKTA and NEM is all you need unironically

[Anonymous No.18646731]

>>18646704
looks like kiernan shipka. little girl from mad men, now sabrina the witch

[Anonymous No.18646732]

>>18646668
The studies are still being done retard. Im talking about the other treatments that china has already said don't do shit besides remdisivir

[Anonymous No.18646733]

>>18645276
Alright! Who wants to make some fucking money in here?!

[Anonymous No.18646734]

>>18646687
west coast faggot!

[Anonymous No.18646740]

SPY TANKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WAS RIGHT

[Anonymous No.18646742]

Good news is not priced in- it seems to always pump on good news. There is a stimulus bill about to pass s isn't it gonna go up 4% after hours? If anything there could be a bear trap into close.

[Anonymous No.18646743]

>>18646690
what's the story behind this?

[Anonymous No.18646745]

>>18646690
I honestly can't tell which is which.

[Anonymous No.18646749]

is the JCP meme really happening?

[Anonymous No.18646750]

>>18646733
Me! I want to make money!

[Anonymous No.18646751]

>>18646538
>cure failed
It was a study from China that was cancelled after having a lack of participants enrolling in it. Gilead is supposed to publish their results from the first USA trial next week. In the first place it's just an antiviral, they aren't cures, there's gonna be lots of therapeutics attempted here

[Anonymous No.18646759]

>>18646713
Reminder that dividend boomers can eat shit and buybacks are the free right of corporate boards.

[Anonymous No.18646760]

Today

>abysmal unemployment claims
>failed drug trial

And the Dow is green!

Get ready for +1,000 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18646765]

Bout time for the EOD nightmare volume.
What are we betting on? EOD surge or collapse?

[Anonymous No.18646768]

>>18646749
it very well might.

in other news just bought a shitload of $2 dec puts for OIL. This is going back down.

[Anonymous No.18646769]

>>18646749
if by happening you mean bankruptcy by may then yes

[Anonymous No.18646770]

>>18646734
Kek!

[Anonymous No.18646771]

>>18646745
left = man

[Anonymous No.18646773]

>>18646765
dump please

[Anonymous No.18646774]

>>18646765
Surge and it opens slightly red tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18646777]

Time for the fed to white knight the fuck out of this market.

[Anonymous No.18646781]

Reminder that trips confirm:
>>18646444

[Anonymous No.18646783]

>>18646740
>???
Still green, how retarded are bears nowadays

[Anonymous No.18646788]

>>18646760
Previously it used to pump like mad during those announcements. The fact that it's crabbing instead with that news is a good bearish sign.

[Anonymous No.18646791]

>>18646769
I've got puts that expire tomorrow. I cannot tell you how bad I want to hear the announcement a week early

[Anonymous No.18646792]

American Airlines is releasing their earnings tomorrow which are gonna be bad. Is it a good idea to short it?

[Anonymous No.18646794]

>>18646765
EOD dump, pump tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18646796]

>>18646765
crab til close

[Anonymous No.18646797]

>last stand of the bulls
pathetic

these red candles signal big boys are starting to get out.

[Anonymous No.18646798]

>>18646765
Surge

[Anonymous No.18646801]

>>18646759
buybacks literally don't work faggot

look at Southwest, IBM, etc

these boards suck at buying their own stock

[Anonymous No.18646803]

>>18646760
You're a month late dumbass, every unemployment day has been green.

[Anonymous No.18646805]

>>18646760
unemployment claims being shit are expected, and only retail retards believed the gilead "leak" was significant, and this chink "data" is significant.

[Anonymous No.18646813]

>>18646765
Well it's just gonna crab so don't get too excited now

[Anonymous No.18646818]

>>18646707
Please don't post that sort of thing, I fapped to my gains as the market closed once I don't want to make it a habit.

[Anonymous No.18646830]

>>18646319
SELL SELL SELL
Last one of the day.

[Anonymous No.18646831]

>>18645276
Haha time for the 3:50pm pump

[Anonymous No.18646833]

>>18646759
people who support buybacks don't understand the stock market

[Anonymous No.18646839]

Right now time, the 10 minute dump.

[Anonymous No.18646841]

I'm fucking ruined

[Anonymous No.18646848]

Last minute buys?

[Anonymous No.18646854]

>>18646833
ok boomer

[Anonymous No.18646860]

>>18646792
Bad idea. Fed pushing out another bill and AAL failing hard is already priced in.

[Anonymous No.18646862]

>>18646750
Alright! Let’s get to fucking work!

[Anonymous No.18646864]

I DEMAND A DUMP RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.18646865]

BUY AEO AND SLCA

[Anonymous No.18646867]

Satans big red throbbing cock it is

[Anonymous No.18646871]

Why is KO getting dumped on?

[Anonymous No.18646872]

>>18646841
You can go back now.

[Anonymous No.18646874]

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.18646877]

>>18646862
I'm ready! I'm ready to do the work!!!

[Anonymous No.18646885]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CLOSE THE MARKET

[Anonymous No.18646887]

>>18646646

[Anonymous No.18646889]

>>18646841
You're free.

[Anonymous No.18646893]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH RED CLOSE

[Anonymous No.18646894]

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3NMFyXHU1k

[Anonymous No.18646895]

>>18646841
i don't believe you but if you're that fucker that got me to sign up for venmo then didn't send me anything....... then i guess i'm still sorry to hear that

[Anonymous No.18646897]

>>18646818
you like feet?

[Anonymous No.18646900]

>all this resistance at 2800
COME ON, PUSH THROUGH

[Anonymous No.18646901]

Every day this week, like clockwork, and people still don't count on it.

[Anonymous No.18646902]

If JCP pamps to 50 cents I'll make a small fortune.

So...it probably won't.

[Anonymous No.18646913]

>>18646830
If you guys followed me today, you have a 100% winrate on your SPY dailies. How 'bout da'.

[Anonymous No.18646914]

>-3% on TSLA

what have you done? what is this?

[Anonymous No.18646915]

>>18646867
sick account info bro, do you just autistically look at charts and are to beta to actually take trades?

[Anonymous No.18646917]

i figured out a good strat that works most of the time, how do i make an algo out of this bros

[Anonymous No.18646920]

what did they know ?

[Anonymous No.18646928]

>>18646887
so fucking hot

[Anonymous No.18646929]

BVLLS ARE INVINCIBLE

CLOSE
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEN

[Anonymous No.18646931]

>>18646915
I delete personal data. Notice my account number is also gone?
You need an account to use the application you know.

[Anonymous No.18646932]

>>18646894
Jesus I was a tester on this game. Memories.

[Anonymous No.18646933]

stop buying, faggots. Sell Sell Sell

[Anonymous No.18646941]

>>18646917
tradingview lets you write scripts in a custom language. Go to 'pine editor' and 'new' > 'blank strategy' (or load up a strategy to get a feel of the language and how to write a strategy.

[Anonymous No.18646942]

>>18646917
next time you see a guy wearing cat ears or a fur tail in public, offer to hire them to write a program. 90% chance he's a comp sci major.

[Anonymous No.18646943]

ok.... someone answer me, why isn't 4chan a 9 figure site. Musicians who manage to capture only a couple million peoples attention for 15 minutes at most are worth almost 8 figures.

[Anonymous No.18646949]

Red or green tomorrow? I’m going all in on SPXL or SPXS right now.

[Anonymous No.18646950]

>>18646877
The money isn’t gonna earn itself! You gotta go out and grab it by the balls.

[Anonymous No.18646960]

>>18646920
Everything. Checkout the stocks buybacks for 2019. Interesting too.

[Anonymous No.18646961]

>>18646943
cant advertise here

[Anonymous No.18646962]

>>18646932
>>18646894
Whoops should've looked at the cover closer, I was a tester on 4.

[Anonymous No.18646967]

>>18646902
JCP is going out of business man

[Anonymous No.18646972]

JEROME

JEROME THIS ISN'T FUNNY

[Anonymous No.18646975]

5 minutes to turn this shit red

[Anonymous No.18646976]

>>18646943
Because capitalism has nothing whatsoever to do with actual worth, productive or otherwise, by any metric but pure accumulation-rich get richer-tier ponzi.

[Anonymous No.18646980]

SNAP is dead.

[Anonymous No.18646981]

MRO, I got time to let this rise back up to hit the 52 w highs, 2.7 years in fact. That's how long I got till I hit 40 years old.

[Anonymous No.18646984]

>S&P red

whew mama

[Anonymous No.18646985]

>>18646943
shut the fuck up you nigger faggot
there now you know why

[Anonymous No.18646987]

>S&P up less than one point

[Anonymous No.18646988]

>>18646931
if you have windows 10 just do windowskey + shift + s to take a screen shot you Mongoloid

[Anonymous No.18646991]

Say it with me

Mama mia

[Anonymous No.18646993]

>>18646941
but can it actually execute trades?

[Anonymous No.18646994]

I'm sure tomorrow will be green LMAO

[Anonymous No.18646995]

>>18646914
Buy, all the 21 million who lost their jobs will buy Teslas tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18646997]

>>18646564
K. Keep me posted

[Anonymous No.18646998]

>Soon

[Anonymous No.18646999]

DER COOMER IS ON CNBC

[Anonymous No.18647001]

>>18646987

[Anonymous No.18647003]

/fro/chads, when is it our time?

[Anonymous No.18647004]

Any ETA when we get Intel's earnings today?

[Anonymous No.18647010]

>>18646994
crab

[Anonymous No.18647011]

>>18646967
Clown world. Buy calls. :)

[Anonymous No.18647012]

CLOSING GREEN

BVLLS BVLLS BVLLS

[Anonymous No.18647015]

USO to the moon afterhours

[Anonymous No.18647016]

>>18646841
what the fuck did you bet against?

[Anonymous No.18647019]

W A L A
A
L
A

[Anonymous No.18647022]

>>18646999
his power is growing

[Anonymous No.18647023]

>>18646987
still another green day at the stock market!

God bless you Jerome!

[Anonymous No.18647024]

J
E
R
O
M
E

[Anonymous No.18647032]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH YOU GUYS TOLD ME I FUCKED UP BUYING SNAP PUTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

[Anonymous No.18647034]

Remember that Jules Verne novel about central banking and anime feet?

How did he know?

[Anonymous No.18647033]

>>18647015
happy I sold my USO puts at a 4x gain now.

[Anonymous No.18647042]

>>18647023
>]
>

[Anonymous No.18647044]

>>18646615
snibb
>>18646630
snobbed
>>18646646
oh hey
>>18646710
sneb
>>18646733
snip
>>18646740
*clip*
>>18646742
sneb
>>18646750
snibbity
>>18646760
snippp
>>18646765
*clacking noises*
>>18646783
snib
>>18646830
>snobbed
>>18646862
>snipp
>>18646864
snaeb
>>18646893
snoob
>>18646900
*skittering noises*
>>18646929
snap
>>18646972
snooped
>>18646975
snab

[Anonymous No.18647045]

C R A B

[Anonymous No.18647047]

>SPX and QQQ both end up down.

[Anonymous No.18647048]

We closed red, bear market next leg down confirmed

[Anonymous No.18647050]

I am a great magician.

Your S&P is now... RED

[Anonymous No.18647052]

Today was a good day.
We're going straight up from now on, bois.

[Anonymous No.18647053]

[Anonymous No.18647056]

you got what you fucking deserve greedy shits

[Anonymous No.18647058]

>>18646704
ella holywood

[Anonymous No.18647059]

>>18646988
Yes and I still remove PII before posting anywhere.

[Anonymous No.18647060]

>>18646841
How did you manage that?

>>18646839
MY FUCKING KOS GAINS ARE GONE

[Anonymous No.18647061]

>cucked out of buying a stock at the last minute because my broker doesn't allow certain penny increments
FUCK YOU CIBC

[Anonymous No.18647064]

>>18646796
i was right

[Anonymous No.18647066]

i' am just going leave this here

[Anonymous No.18647073]

>>18646731
No wonder (she) tickes my funny bone.

[Anonymous No.18647075]

Since the Gilead bubbled popped should I hold onto my 1,000 bucks?

Some bizzers were selling Bayer, BAM, NET, WM, RTXCOP? Are any of these things worth it right now or no for a long hold?

I want them sweet divies outside of boomer tier KO, and satanic Microsoft.

[Anonymous No.18647077]

Oh hoho hohohohohohoho

[Anonymous No.18647078]

>he didn't go all in on TVIX and put the spare change in SPXS

[Anonymous No.18647080]

>Up 4%
How did you guys do

[Anonymous No.18647083]

>>18646961
no direct advertising sure since they are squeezed out by the big boys, but do you really think advertisers wouldn't want to reach audiences here? admins could be selling threads out to advertisers if they wanted.

[Anonymous No.18647084]

>>18647066
Shut the fuck up and let us gamble our pain away, anon.

[Anonymous No.18647085]

[Anonymous No.18647088]

Is that it?
Is this all you can conjure Jerome?
All that pumping and its still red?

[Anonymous No.18647090]

i dont feel so good. i was up 300. now im down 150
*coof*

[Anonymous No.18647094]

>>18647066
DUBS AND INVERTED BOND YIELD CONFIRM.
GIANT RED DILDO TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.18647095]

Oh man I got crabbed.

[Anonymous No.18647096]

haha, textbook crab
>~0.0%

[Anonymous No.18647098]

>>18647066
explain this please

[Anonymous No.18647099]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I HAVE A HEAVY BAG FULL OF 30 TIM APPLES @ 276.5

[Anonymous No.18647102]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .36%, disappointing, worrisome day. Finally see some volume and it's in a frightening selloff on non-definitive news people should have expected...
Interesting that smol caps advance while sentiment towards them seems worse than ever, worried at how overbought tech seems, interesting how hard ess and pee seems to be seeking 27900 xactly all day, VIX closing lower but still above 40 is interesting

[Anonymous No.18647103]

>>18647077
thats a beautiful crab

[Anonymous No.18647105]

>>18647088
https://brrr.money/

[SOXL_shill No.18647106]

It might be time to open some shorts gentlemen. At least hedge your longs cuz the rally is starting to get iffy

[Anonymous No.18647108]

>>18647080
I lost 60 bucks

[Anonymous No.18647109]

>>18647088
Tomorrow lockdowns extend till July, spy to 295

[Anonymous No.18647110]

I sense a dump tomorrow. I sold everything in the last 15 minutes of trading today.

Ready to load up on tvix tomorrow morning.

[Anonymous No.18647111]

>intel beating estimates
>it drops $3 and takes down stocks like MU
what? what am I missing here?

[Anonymous No.18647112]

>>18647080
-0.26%
made a good intraday trade, but it was with pocket change. money is money.

[Anonymous No.18647113]

>>18647080
up 3% from briefly selling that crest earlier today

not terrible really, but it was a boring day overall

[Anonymous No.18647114]

Fireworks tomorrow lads

[Anonymous No.18647115]

>crab day
>Up 1%
I’m fine with this

[Anonymous No.18647124]

>>18646760
it's because oil gains. vol low still on dow and so on weakness ahead. top of the bottom now

dollar solid, euro feeling weakness, jpy solid. nikkei gaining again. us yield solid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pTSH8Jtwu0

[Anonymous No.18647127]

>>18647102
Up 1.67%

[Anonymous No.18647128]

Congrats to POOL by tha way :O

[Anonymous No.18647129]

>>18647102
Satisfied.
Have an open short on the DOW but it crabbed today.

[Anonymous No.18647130]

>>18647106
oh but why?

[Anonymous No.18647134]

>>18647102
Up 10 dollars on TD ameritrade for the week so far. Can't complain about that. Mostly MUFG and GE. On RH I have 59 MUFG stocks and that accounted for a 5 dollar net increase. Intelsat was a gainer today but VER was a loser.
Overall up 20 for the day

[Anonymous No.18647137]

>>18647102
+5%. I took a huge beating yesterday but that crazy drop today helped.

[Anonymous No.18647141]

>DOW up 0.17%
yeah, im thinking bulls are back

[Anonymous No.18647142]

i am going to wake up tomorrow and see half of my shit gone i can already feel it

[Anonymous No.18647145]

>>18647102
up 3.66%. ET, USAC, AM continue their star performance

[Anonymous No.18647153]

ok bought 10k worth of spy calls hoping for the gap up tomorrow, should be good to see

[Anonymous No.18647154]

>>18646897
I do quite a lot, not happy to report I ended up doing exactly as I suggested while watching it close and shuffling around a bit my positions...made a good 2% today.

[Anonymous No.18647157]

hand over your gains

[Anonymous No.18647158]

>>18647080
Today I 1.5x doubled my portfolio! :D

[Anonymous No.18647159]

What's SPY gonna open at tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18647160]

>>18647129
>lean hogs
hell yes

[Anonymous No.18647165]

+3.42%
Still waiting for RH to give me my money back.
1-2 weeks they said.

[Anonymous No.18647167]

>>18646993
Theoretically yes, if you connect to a supported broker. But it's more useful for backtesting than anything.
I think TDA offers the same but actually can execute.

[Anonymous No.18647170]

>>18647124
The volume the last few days says everything, crash is imminent. You don't rally on 2/3rds average volume, which is a good day volume wise for what we've seen.

[Anonymous No.18647175]

>>18647102

up +0.92% ($1,054) so I'm happy.

[Anonymous No.18647176]

>>18647102
black day -0.01%
Im stacking cash and Unilever
>>18647128
thanks

[Anonymous No.18647177]

>>18647102
down 23%

[Anonymous No.18647180]

>>18647102
-.16%
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

[Anonymous No.18647182]

It's gonna fucking DUMP tomorrow and I can't wait to see this shitty security crash.

FUCK ZOOM and FUCK ZOOMERS

[Anonymous No.18647184]

>>18647083
most 4chan users have ad block I guess

[Anonymous No.18647187]

>>18647102
Down 1.13% today. Thinking about opening some puts on SOXL or SPY as a hedge. The likelihood of the market taking a dive increased significantly
>>18647130
The technicals of the chart are pointing at a leg down. Lower low on the 21st and lower high today. I wouldn't be surprised if we see 2650 on the /ES between now and Monday. The only thing that gives me pause is the VIX is also down. I'm not saying sell it all and go short, just be careful these next few days and maybe hedge some

[Anonymous No.18647188]

I'll take a crab day after the earlier news in the US and Europe, but it could have been so much better

[Anonymous No.18647189]

>>18646646

[Anonymous No.18647193]

>>18647102
+7%, $OKE was killing it for me today

[Anonymous No.18647196]

>>18647157
stupid bobo
money line only goes up

[Anonymous No.18647197]

And now watch the after hour niggers pump that shit and ruin my puts.

[Anonymous No.18647201]

>midterm shell call goes from 1.45 to 1.03 on +1%
Once this turns green I'm never using options again. Doesn't make any sense at all

[Anonymous No.18647202]

> dat INTC drop

Did they miss earnings?

[Anonymous No.18647204]

>spy up 0.000001%
OOOOOOHHHHHH THEEEEE BVVVVLLLLLLLL RRRUUUUUNNNNNN BEEEEGINNNNSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.18647215]

Who else bought EQT?

[Anonymous No.18647216]

>>18646950
I will go out and grab balls! My hands are ready for ball-grabbing!

[Anonymous No.18647219]

>0%
Yall got CLOWNED AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.18647221]

>>18647202
No, it's clown market. Remember?

[Anonymous No.18647222]

>>18647193
YO FELLOW OKE BRO are we gonna make it? 40 shares at an average of 23 and they didn't cut the divie.

[Anonymous No.18647225]

sold some BYND yesterday
will this shit ever go down?

[Anonymous No.18647227]

>>18647102
up 1.2% on day trading account. down .33% on my IRA

[Anonymous No.18647228]

>>18647221
Then why, though? No/bleak outlook?

[Anonymous No.18647230]

>>18647102

.006 % up

[Anonymous No.18647232]

>>18647102
+0.46%

KOS fucked me

Funnily enough my accidentally bought KOSS is up 1.28%.

Maybe I should invest in their headphones after all

[Anonymous No.18647234]

>>18646897
>>18646707
You seem like gentleman of refined taste. Would any of you know the source of this here
>>18646692
Everything I tried failed.

[Anonymous No.18647236]

>>18647202
they smashed earnings but got wrecked anyways.

[Anonymous No.18647238]

>>18647102
>up 25 cents
Pretty good. At this rate, I'll be able to buy some chocolate bars for Christmas.

[Anonymous No.18647242]

>>18647112
God damn
Imagine the feel

[(´・(oo)・｀) No.18647247]

>>18647160
lewd

[Anonymous No.18647249]

>sold TVIX when it spiked today
>rebought at a lower price and used the profit to buy some more SPXS
>even though both ended at practically 0 gain or less, I ended up green today

HIGH IQ BEAAAARS

[Anonymous No.18647250]

>>18647102
2,5 up. About a grand.

[Anonymous No.18647263]

>>18645758
Do you mean eth?

[Anonymous No.18647265]

>SPX flat for two weeks after "return to normal"
>VIX not dropping
>b-but it'll moon any d-d-day now guys I swear
Why are bulls so delusional?

[Anonymous No.18647267]

>>18647052
>Euros

Absolutely disgusting get yourself some real money you Europoor.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18647272]

So we're going to be green tomorrow right?

[Anonymous No.18647273]

>>18647228
they gave no guidance, weird that it drops now if its about the apple announcement

[Anonymous No.18647277]

Whats the next sector that is about ti implode? Mortgage market seems fucked.

[Anonymous No.18647278]

>>18647188
I want to eat some King Crab today!

[Anonymous No.18647280]

>>18647265
friendly reminder that during the 2008 crises, the VIX did a double spike before going back down.

Invest in TVIX and 4x your money before its too late.

[Anonymous No.18647281]

HOLY SHIT WWE LETS GO FUCK YES VINCE

[Anonymous No.18647287]

>>18647102
Down 0%, literally four cents to close the day. Was up almost 2% before some obviously shitty news came and cratered everything. HAL and ET still pumping, unbelievable. I'm cautious though holding over the weekend.

I've been considering changing my strategy. An anon mentioned something about stacking up divies in a Robinmeme account and got me thinking about switching my strategy a bit. I'm calling my HR tomorrow to talk to them about what stocks their buying and start having a bigger hand in my own retirement fund. Probably going to dump the stocks I'm profitable in and start using that to make swing trades and try to make money with it.

[Anonymous No.18647292]

>>18647098
bonds price go down as more investors buy it, it being this low mean that investors are cautious of the stock market(or expect it to go down)

[Anonymous No.18647297]

Someday AMZN will peak and drop like it did in the early 2000s and whoever buys a longterm put at -10% will print so fucking hard

[Anonymous No.18647305]

>>18647202
Earnings aren’t till tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18647308]

I sold all 158 shares of Inovio on april 16.....fml

[Anonymous No.18647310]

>>18646897
Mine is Warsprite from Kantai Collection.
Pixiv ID in the filename
>>18647234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfHlcQEI5o

[Anonymous No.18647313]

>>18647305
they beat expectations by 13%

came out already.

[Anonymous No.18647315]

>>18647129
>when you accidentally get assigned your lean hog contract and have nowhere to put them

[Anonymous No.18647320]

>>18647281
why/how did that happen?

[Anonymous No.18647321]

>>18647273
>they gave no guidance, weird that it drops now if its about the apple announcement

No guidance means shit's FUBAR.

[Anonymous No.18647327]

got out of SOXL at $121.49 and i can't figure out whether it's going to gap up or down...

[Anonymous No.18647331]

>>18647102
Good day. My adventure/sleep/death three stock portfolio did well today. It's DOO, ZZZ, PLC. That is specialty motosports, beds, and cemeteries. DOO had the big green today. ZZZ dogging it a bit. PLC looked spicy earlier this morning but gave up much of it in to close.

[Anonymous No.18647332]

>>18647075
Yeah WM is generally a good recession stock. RTX is good but I prefer LMT and maybe even GD & LHX. But it’s fine. It’s not what the memers pretend it is.

Not sure if bayer has solved its Monsanto/roundup problem. Honestly just buy JNJ on a pullback. JNJ, Pg, and cost are some of the best companies that already reported earnings and raised their dividends. Not sure what Lilly said about their dividend, but they’re a favorite of mine as well.

[Anonymous No.18647334]

B U Y _ T V I X _ BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>B U Y _ T V I X _ BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
B U Y _ T V I X _ BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>B U Y _ T V I X _ BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU

[Anonymous No.18647336]

>>18647102
>all my trades are profitable
>my whole portfolio is green today
>fees are so high I just keep losing over time
REEEEEEE I HATE THIS FUCKING COUNTRY
I'M DOWN $100 WHEN I SHOULD BE UP $1000 REEEEE

[Anonymous No.18647339]

>>18647111
Apple is going to stop using Intel chips and make their own

[Anonymous No.18647348]

>>18647249
I bought spy puts that got stopped out (broke even) during that quick pump, so I bought back in and then sold for 70% gains during the mega dump.

[Anonymous No.18647351]

>>18647273
>>18647321
>INTC
>No guidance
top kek. They'll eat fucking dirt, i love this as a consumer. INTC can go fuck itself.

[Anonymous No.18647355]

>>18647281
>WWE up 8% after hours
I'm not nearly high enough to understand this market

[Anonymous No.18647360]

>>18647222
we're gonna make it fren.. I can feel it in my plums, $45 end of June

[Anonymous No.18647374]

>>18647075
>boomer tier KO, and satanic Microsoft.
Ko is a stock worth buying on the dips and holding forever.

MSFT for the balance sheet alone. But also because they’ll still be kicking ass and buying names in 30 years.

[Anonymous No.18647371]

>>18647320
they make most of their money off selling their show to TV networks and since most sports networks aren't airing anything a lot of people were still watching WWE

[Anonymous No.18647377]

>shake shack pays back PPP loan

who the fuck goes to shake shack

[Anonymous No.18647380]

>>18646967
What makes you say that?

[Anonymous No.18647383]

>>18647267
I actually earn Swiss Franc.

[Anonymous No.18647387]

>>18647336
what the fuck are you doing, are you buying 2 shares of everything and then selling when it goes up 0.2%?

[Anonymous No.18647388]

>>18647066
Doesn't affect the stock market so who cares?

[Anonymous No.18647390]

baby's first portfolio went from 1k invested into like 25 different companies on day one to 5k invested into 14 different companies on day three

[Anonymous No.18647397]

Is any news expected tomorrow that could pump the market?

[Anonymous No.18647398]

>>18647336
You that EWT guy?

[Anonymous No.18647402]

>>18647351
Meanwhile, AMD and Nvidia are ordering extra shit from TSMC:

https://www.digitimes.com/news/a20200423PD202.html

A ramp-up in short lead-time orders placed by AMD and Nvidia will allow TSMC to post relatively strong results compared to other foundries in the first half of 2020, according to industry sources.

[(´・(oo)・｀) No.18647408]

>>18647390
Looks very nice, anon. I'm proud of you

[Anonymous No.18647417]

>>18647388
>doesn't affect the stock market
>doesn't affect the stock market
>doesn't affect the stock market
oh boy you're up for a rough awakening

[Anonymous No.18647429]

>>18647397
Yeah the massive stimulus bill which will pass tonight.

[Anonymous No.18647432]

>>18647387
My fees are 1.5% of buy price and 1.5% of sale price. I buy between ~$700 and ~$1500 per trade. I sell above 5% and lately, all my sales were above 12%.

[Anonymous No.18647436]

>>18647371
But isn't the excitement of wrestling is heavily reliant on a crowd?

[Anonymous No.18647437]

>>18647402
tech stocks are going to crash hard

[Anonymous No.18647439]

>>18647390
You're spreading way too thin.
Those 150$ things aren't worth it.

[(´・(oo)・｀) No.18647443]

>>18647402
This is good for me

[Anonymous No.18647454]

>>18647432
how are you down then, that doesnt make any sense.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18647463]

>>18647439
this. why don't you just put all the eggs in the best basket and then just sell the basket to some one else before the bottom falls out and you go buy new some fresh eggs? it's like you're not even trying to get rich.

[Anonymous No.18647464]

Why is Intel dropping in ext?
Their Q1 is great! WTF?

[Anonymous No.18647466]

>>18647417
Green day tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18647472]

>>18647436
I mean there are still a lot of people watching, I enjoy watching it without a crowd desu. dropping Viewership numbers has been dropping but it hasn't been that significant.

[Anonymous No.18647483]

>>18647397
news dont matter in this somalian market.

[Anonymous No.18647495]

>>18647436
Plus the stock was a bit undervalued, most people assume they make money off of live shows

[Anonymous No.18647504]

>>18647439
>>18647463
I too did the same thing at the start.
I'm starting to go smaller and easier to manage.

[Anonymous No.18647512]

>>18647390
Don't get too cocky bro - Good job on the gains & Looks like good picks.

>>18647402
china taiwan shit got me worried. glad i have a new build recently.

[Anonymous No.18647513]

>>18647464
Doing well is bearish. Our entire economy is an inverse of itself right now.

[Anonymous No.18647521]

>>18647464
>Why is Intel dropping in ext?
Their Q1 is great! WTF?

Apple announced they will no longer be using their chips

[Anonymous No.18647525]

>>18647466
that's the problem with most traders, only think about tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18647528]

Hold me bros

[Anonymous No.18647538]

>NEW BREAD
>>18647507
>NEW BREAD
>>18647507
>NEW BREAD
>>18647507
>NEW BREAD
>>18647507
>NEW BREAD
>>18647507
>NEW BREAD
>>18647507
>NEW BREAD
>>18647507
>NEW BREAD
>>18647507
>NEW BREAD

[Anonymous No.18647541]

>>18647521
I think investors are looking at a more grim Q2...

[Anonymous No.18647545]

>>18647530
>>18647530
>>18647530
New
>>18647530
>>18647530
>>18647530
New

[Anonymous No.18647546]

>>18647528
what the fuck did you buy exactly

[Anonymous No.18647555]

>>18647528
oof

[Anonymous No.18647571]

>>18647528
No you’re a retard options gambler. Deserve to lose it all

[Anonymous No.18647573]

>>18647102
> -10.34%
It's only that low because I added liquidity to buy more puts at close

[Anonymous No.18647579]

>>18647512
China trying anything on Taiwan right now would be utterly retarded. Taiwan has geopolitical importance due its manufactoring of electronics.

More and more people are calling for heads to roll after what China did with the Coronavirus.
They would get tariffed into oblivion world-wide, sending them back into an economical Stone Age.

[Anonymous No.18647616]

>>18647454
Do the math, you'll see that these aren't profitable without a 100% winrate at these levels.

[Anonymous No.18647619]

>>18647521
> Their Q1 is great! WTF?

Outlook for Q2 is lower than expected, though. And outlook for the rest of the year is cancelled due to economic uncertainty.

[Anonymous No.18647658]

>>18647202
>>18647305
the drop was immediately after close, meaning privileged trading dumped ahead of earnings

anyone know details of this?

>>18647351
>>18647321
they're just following the suspended guidance trend this earning season. They're not alone

[Anonymous No.18647674]

>>18647579
I've been reading a lot of stuff regarding China's politics over the last 20 years and about Xi especially, I think he's the type to the pull the trigger on something retarded and ballsy. In 2012 he basically admitted right to Obama's face that he was directly behind multiple cyber attacks against the USA, and that he is the one to rule all under heaven or some crazy shit.

[Anonymous No.18647681]

>>18647280
this isnt the 2008 crisis, this is 100x worse. vix hasnt even peaked yet. we are going to 1,000 vix by christmas

[Anonymous No.18647684]

>>18647332
7 has a killer body but 3 and 5 are qt.

[Anonymous No.18647686]

>>18647528
Sorry bro, my account almost looked like yours.

[Anonymous No.18647699]

>>18647674
>and that he is the one to rule all under heaven

Corona crisis is going to make him lose the mandate of heaven, though.

[Anonymous No.18647710]

>>18647390
>>18647390
you know you can get the same result but better by just getting a vanguard or schwab index fund right

[Anonymous No.18647716]

>>18647528
> SPY 260$ puts
> betting against the FED

[Anonymous No.18647718]

>>18647658
Glad I trimmed my bull credit spread yesterday.

[Anonymous No.18647721]

>>18645758
Back into you cryptocaves, people trying to argument about real investments here

[Anonymous No.18647735]

>>18647699
> Corona crisis is going to make him lose the mandate of heaven.
The CCP already lost it: Great Leap Forward, SARS, Avian flu, army worm caused famine, etc.

[Anonymous No.18647751]

>>18647718
I've been maintaining very short term positions that I trust enough to long if shit goes sideways. Goal of keeping plenty of cash at all times.
Fuck full bulling with this memeshit market

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18647780]

>>18647735
USA needs to go deliver some freedom to some oppressed chinks.

[Anonymous No.18647785]

>>18647699
It may accelerate the impending crisis with them but a lot of Chinese relations officials in the USA think this ordeal is only giving the CCP more power within their own country. Now that they can flag individual phones/individuals in the country with a color coded ID along with the citizens not pushing back against the lockdown, they must be an absolute high of power right now.

They'll need to be liberated at this rate because the CCP's bargain decades ago was that they would take rights from their people in exchange for infinite economic growth, but the bubble nearly popped last year with the trade war, and corona finally popped it. If the people won't or can't fight back against their broken promise, can they ever?

[Anonymous No.18647811]

>>18647721
>real investments here
>stonks
lmfao

[Anonymous No.18647859]

>>18647684
This is absolutely correct.

7 puts in real work.

[Anonymous No.18647893]

>>18645758
cute poster is cute
>>18647263
>>18647721
>https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/et/real-time
ET is Energy Transfer LP

[Anonymous No.18647895]

>>18647102

Up 2.41%

[Anonymous No.18648332]

RTX chads why aren't we breaking past $65 I was promised a total war. A war to change all wars fought before it. A war that would make me rich and no longer poor.