/smg/ – war with iran profiteers general

[Anonymous No.18639562]

Napalm Sticks to Kids edition
https://youtu.be/t9eybY9qFfY
>tickers mentioned: LMT, RTX, DOW, XOM

>Brokers
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>Live Bloomberg Stream
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>Educational Sites
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>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
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>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

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https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
https://fintel.io/

[Anonymous No.18639573]

>spring arrives
>bears go into hibernation

[Anonymous No.18639576]

anime general

[Anonymous No.18639585]

>>18639576
kys pedophile

[Anonymous No.18639586]

[Anonymous No.18639587]

>26 million unemployed
>bullish

[Anonymous No.18639594]

I'm pretty new to this shit... Does the line always go up for the first 30 min of the market opening? It has been since I started paying attention.

[Anonymous No.18639596]

lol haha dude wtf haha

[Anonymous No.18639597]

>>18639562
to the anon who told me to get into ET a while back cause it was about to moon. I hope you see this message because I fucking love you so god damn much. Thank you

[Anonymous No.18639600]

I don't understand.
Do you mean sticks in the literal way- part of a tree branch or sticks as in is not easily removed?

[Anonymous No.18639601]

>less than 1% movement for the indices
yawn. fucking faggot crab. i'll be back for the closing 15 minutes when the action happens

[Anonymous No.18639603]

Organic pump, organic volume, bullish unemployment claims, reopening economy in late summer, the latest.

My calls are stacked, LETS GO

[Anonymous No.18639604]

>>18639597
wholesome post

[Anonymous No.18639611]

hello everyone and welcome to nu-market where the economic indicators don't matter and revenues mean nothing.
that's right profitability here means about as much as trump's daily shade of orange.

[Anonymous No.18639612]

>>18639594
yes and also at exactly 3:50 PM EDT there is another pump

[Anonymous No.18639613]

>>18639594
Yeah dude, stocks always go up for the first 30 minutes, you cracked the code. Dump all your money into any stock at 9:30 tomorrow and just sell before 10

[Anonymous No.18639618]

STOCKS ALWAYS GO UP

[Anonymous No.18639620]

RTX is still below its 2 week high btw, $64 is an acceptable entry price if you didn't have the balls to buy at $62 or $63

[Anonymous No.18639633]

Ready for the USO dump bros?

[Anonymous No.18639635]

>>18639613
man i'm smart

[Anonymous No.18639640]

>Daddy, why didn't you buy ET when it was cheap? I hate living in a car!

[Anonymous No.18639642]

>>18639600
napalm is not easily removed from flesh, it will continue burning until it reaches bone, it literally sticks to kids

[Anonymous No.18639643]

>>18639603
>worldwide economy complete shutdown for 6 months
Bulls
>Only 6 months! We're bullish here

Hahah

[Anonymous No.18639649]

>>18639562
I need shell at 16,50 euro so I can sell and take a better position later. It keeps hanging around 16,40 goddammit. I refuse to sell for less than 16,50. GIVE ME YOUR POWER!

[Anonymous No.18639654]

>>18639618
>>18639611
Read George Soros theory of reflexivity, markets operate more on chaos theory and speculation more than fundamentals

[Anonymous No.18639657]

>>18639620
it's 25% of my portfolio already, missiles go boom

[Anonymous No.18639661]

why in the nigger fucking christ is DPZ down with the earnings just reported? i bet against it but it doesn't make sense. this gamble shouldn't have paid off. but i guess clown market right?

[Anonymous No.18639665]

>>18639649
I was looking to buy Shell maybe today or tomorrow. You think it will dump a bit more?

[Anonymous No.18639673]

>>18639654
>Read George Soros
no thank you satan

[Anonymous No.18639675]

>LYV shot up with everything else
>implying concerts will be back anytime soon
Everything in me is telling me to buy puts, that means its gonna at least crab where it's at today.

[Anonymous No.18639677]

>>18639657
VLS go fwoosh

[Anonymous No.18639679]

>>18639620
pff ill continue buying it until its 70

[Anonymous No.18639680]

>>18639611
>where the economic indicators don't matter and revenues mean nothing
if that's the case, the fibfags might be right and we're going to keep tanking or we're going to jump up and super fucking tank.

[Anonymous No.18639682]

>>18639611
Bear S E E T H I N G !

Newsflash: stonks go UP not down

[Anonymous No.18639684]

it's like the guidance and previous earnings report of netflix didn't exist lmao

[Anonymous No.18639687]

I'm still 2400 points away from my stop on my DOW short position. This crabbing is very boring.

[Anonymous No.18639696]

DIE SNAP DIE

[Anonymous No.18639703]

dude just IMAGINE being a retarded fucking bear LMAO

[Anonymous No.18639704]

>>18639673
>the most successful speculator of all time wrote a book on markets and how they operate
>doesn't read it
ngmi

[Anonymous No.18639705]

>>18639562
>https://nhentai.net/tag/crab/
surprised this has any actual results

[Anonymous No.18639707]

>BOJ to remove bond buying limit: Nikkei
BOJ to remove bond buying limit: Nikkei
>BOJ to remove bond buying limit: Nikkei
BOJ to remove bond buying limit: Nikkei
>BOJ to remove bond buying limit: Nikkei
BOJ to remove bond buying limit: Nikkei
>BOJ to remove bond buying limit: Nikkei
BOJ to remove bond buying limit: Nikkei
JAPAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[Anonymous No.18639708]

>I need Halliburton to lose 23% of its stock price for me to buy it where I need to buy it

it just keeps going up, guys.
it. just. keeps. going. up.

[Anonymous No.18639710]

why jnug mooning adn should i buy to ride the wave or is it over

[Anonymous No.18639712]

>>18639707
Crashing the Yen.

[Anonymous No.18639714]

Another day, another opening bell pump on Live Nation by some manipulative whale investors to furiously avoid the day's collapse

[Anonymous No.18639715]

>VIX red
Yep, gonna crab all day.

[Anonymous No.18639719]

>>18639707
lmao I didn't know they even had a limit

[Anonymous No.18639720]

>>18639665
Based on my research yes. I entered last friday at 15,89 and since it has dumped on monday and made sick gains since then. This while there is only bad news in oil and shell postponed multiple projects. Might take a while for it to dump though.

[Anonymous No.18639722]

>>18639675
Taylor swift cancelled for the rest of the year. Bet your ass others will follow. Absolutely no reason for it to be going up

[Anonymous No.18639727]

>>18639708
it was this high 2 weeks ago then crashed below 7

[Anonymous No.18639730]

>>18639611
>trump's daily shade of orange.
lel what a faggot you are

[Anonymous No.18639740]

>>18639704
>a traitorous jew who stole jewelry from friends and family during the nazi regime to make himself rich after the war and then used his vast wealth to manipulate entire industries
yeah he's a real fuckin genius. i'd get more wisdom out of a fred durst biography.

[Anonymous No.18639742]

Please let this breakout fail and reverse.

[Anonymous No.18639743]

>>18639727
yeah but that was before earnings call

[Anonymous No.18639744]

>>18639675
>>18639722

It's pre-earnings manipulation. Has to drop like a stone either beforehand or after.

[Anonymous No.18639753]

BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.18639756]

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL BVLL! BVLL!

[Anonymous No.18639758]

>>18639620
bought at 66 and seething, i’m holding tho

[Anonymous No.18639759]

i bought spxl and regret it :$)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18639764]

>>18639753
this is bull shit.

[Anonymous No.18639768]

I kept telling you all to buy. Nobody listened

[Anonymous No.18639769]

fucking NFLX
was shitting my pants yesterday -50% on my call option
i hope it keeps going up

[Anonymous No.18639771]

WTF IS OIL KILLING TESLA?

[Anonymous No.18639772]

>>18639703
Well nigger, looks like the market isn't buying the fake-as-fuck fed-pump.

You're whore mom shouldn't have fed you so much booze when you were a baby.

[Anonymous No.18639785]

>>18639730
>when a mentally deranged pedophile who can't speak a full sentence is going to beat your communist two-scoops man

[Anonymous No.18639788]

>>18639633
Yes please. Please dump.

>>18639657
Same percentage. Based.

Also I don't understand wtf is up with Ameritrade, my value is fluctuating but nothing I own is moving where it has to to justify it. Ever since a few days ago their site has been fucking up so much, or is it just me experiencing that?

[Anonymous No.18639790]

>>18639710
Retard

[Anonymous No.18639791]

What's this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.18639793]

>>18639764
>Sir, he still hasn't sold
>Doomp 'eet

[Anonymous No.18639796]

>>18639704
I think you mean Jesse Livermore bud, and his book is still incredibly relevant today 100 years later.

https://www.trendfollowing.com/whitepaper/Edwin_LeFevre_Reminiscences_of_a_Stock_Operator.pdf

[Anonymous No.18639807]

Damn it really was priced in. Does this mean the 1st quarter GDP release is priced in as well? When the fuck am I supposed to buy.

[Anonymous No.18639808]

>>18639772
literally still up on the day
literally just retracement

[Anonymous No.18639809]

>>18639769
P/E ratio 88.17
ok buddy

[Anonymous No.18639810]

>>18639771
All these unemployed people will rush out and buy Teslas next week

[Anonymous No.18639821]

>>18639772
ahahahahaha BEAR COPE

3K IN MAY

[Anonymous No.18639825]

Disney debt just got downgraded should I pare back my position?

[Anonymous No.18639833]

>>18639791
The log of shit

[Anonymous No.18639835]

Will USO continue to go up? I see no reason it should but in these clown times the opposite of what should happen is happening.

[Anonymous No.18639836]

Normies are coming back into the market.

Time to load up on boomer stocks.

[Anonymous No.18639839]

Bro's its unironically time to buy UCO

[Anonymous No.18639841]

>>18639740
>you study how to become wealthy and powerful no matter the cost?!

[Anonymous No.18639842]

>call goes from 1.15 to 2.05
>put in to sell
>drops immediately to .95
>cancel
>goes up to 1.95
>sell
>down to .95
???? I know my six contracts on fucking shell can't be fucking with it that much

[Anonymous No.18639845]

>>18639836
No one has been buying the past 3 days

[Anonymous No.18639847]

>>18639825
eh, no one cares. fed buys. something something always up. I've decided to stop touching what I'm long on and haven't sold. it's not worth it. Just glad to have a lot of cash.

[Anonymous No.18639850]

>>18639809
not him but
>P/E ratios matter at all

[Anonymous No.18639857]

>>18639791

[Anonymous No.18639858]

>only had 1 stock in JNUG, didn't want to carry more during reverse split because I didn't fully understand it
>price of my one stock surges, but doesn't correctly reflect in portfolio
Is this just a retarded Robinhood bug or am I just retarded?

[Anonymous No.18639859]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRCHBi0DRFg

[Anonymous No.18639866]

Just buy literally any big cap tech stocks and you will make boatloads of cash. Market never go down again.

[Anonymous No.18639871]

>JNUG pushing +14%
I keep waiting for a reason to sell but it just ain't there senpai. Where my JNIGs at?
>https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1587120043193.webm

[Anonymous No.18639872]

>>18639835
I expect USO to be over $10 by April 28th.

[Anonymous No.18639873]

>>18639793
>Yes sir, we have begun to du-
>Now poomp 'eet.

[Anonymous No.18639875]

>>18639845
how do you know?

[Anonymous No.18639878]

All in on UUUU

[Anonymous No.18639883]

>>18639858
[Greek letter] decay.

[Anonymous No.18639885]

>>18639796
read it, this book is better

[Anonymous No.18639889]

When should I grab HAL?

[Anonymous No.18639890]

>>18639841
>how to become wealthy and powerful
Okay next world war I'll steal shit and get rich thanks no need to read about his autofellatio.

[Anonymous No.18639894]

>>18639866
This. Alex Jones already gave us the gameplan. (((They))) control the technocracy.

[Anonymous No.18639903]

>>18639875
We've had 2, looking to be 3, of the lowest volume days in the month.

[Anonymous No.18639908]

>>18639889
when i get a haircut (mid summer when my barber opens)

[Anonymous No.18639909]

>>18639857
Mr Crabs no.....

[Anonymous No.18639915]

>>18639878
Do they expect you in the wreckage, brother?

[Anonymous No.18639921]

Should I buy WFC? I need to diversify and I have nothing in the banking sector.

[Anonymous No.18639922]

>>18639883
delta decay?

[Anonymous No.18639925]

>>18639894
Alex Jones has been more accurate than all of the biggest mainstream political pundits.

It’s no surprise he’s right once again.

[Anonymous No.18639930]

Is now the time to buy coal?
ARCH looks good but it might just keep going down

[Anonymous No.18639932]

>after the shitshow NIO is finally pumping to 4 dollars

Fucking finally

[Anonymous No.18639935]

>>18639921
Do blackstone as your financial. Divy and tons of assets.

[Anonymous No.18639938]

>>18639620
Bought at $56 ..heh..hellz yeah.

[Anonymous No.18639940]

>>18639922
rho decay :^)

[Anonymous No.18639941]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Anonymous No.18639942]

>>18639790
moron

[Anonymous No.18639947]

>>18639872
this is a wonderfully underrated shitpost

[Anonymous No.18639948]

>>18639890
he managed the quantum fund and documented his process. The fund averaged over 20% annual for 40 years lmao you are an absolute faggot if you are unwilling to read it.

[Anonymous No.18639962]

>>18639871
right here bro riding the wave just bought 12 shares

[Anonymous No.18639963]

USAC and ET
The early retirement combo

[Anonymous No.18639967]

>>18639942
wow is that real money? you must be rich to gamble with so much money zoomie

[Anonymous No.18639975]

>>18639948
>jew seethes that nobody wants to read his jew overlord's decree
:^)

[Anonymous No.18639990]

>>18639673
Conservatives are so dumb

[Anonymous No.18639995]

>>18639586
Why did you post an empty doorway?

[Anonymous No.18640003]

what is this pattern called

[Anonymous No.18640006]

How do I not fomo into this market?

All bad news and threats of war have only caused massive pumps.

Everything is priced in and we’re going back to normal. 0 rates, unlimited QE.

Why shouldn’t I just dump everything into the markets? Nothing will stop it at this point.

[Anonymous No.18640013]

>>18639885

I'm still trying to figure out Soros' angle. Whether he genuinely believes opened up nations are "better" or if he's just an agent of chaos that wants to capitalize on implosion. Because there's no way any intelligent person thinks hordes of retarded Africans are actually enriching the population and boosting productivity and quality of life.

[Anonymous No.18640023]

>>18640006
At some point infinite QE has to end. If that doesn't cause any shock to the market than the entire market is being used for money laundering

[Anonymous No.18640026]

>>18640003
pamp it

[Anonymous No.18640027]

>>18639921
wait till the house pass/veto the stimulus today

[Anonymous No.18640028]

I hate this.
I hate how this retarded market is making me second guess if i'm right.
How tf is the market climbing rn

[Anonymous No.18640036]

>>18640013
Jews marry jews and keep close ties, they help each other. A society without any cohesion is a society of the self, and jews will prosper. Simple and elegant.

[Anonymous No.18640039]

>>18640028
Zoom out. It's crabbing.

[Anonymous No.18640040]

oil is killing me what a gay market

[Anonymous No.18640043]

Barclays OIL ETN is getting shut down on the 30th. Why is it up 22% today?

[Anonymous No.18640045]

>>18639871
Kek the webm

[Anonymous No.18640052]

what platforms do you prefer to use /smg/ ?

and do you use different ones depending on how you're trading?

Theres too much noise out there.

[Anonymous No.18640054]

>>18640006
>buy lots on red days
>treat it like the bottom
>hold
>sell on green days
>treat it like the top
>rinse and repeat
keep doing this until we either go back to perma bull run or the fed runs out of gas and we crater into the center of the universe.

[Anonymous No.18640056]

>>18640027
If they are going to pass it why would I wait?

[Anonymous No.18640057]

>>18640036

From what I've read Jews are getting fucked hardest by miscegenation though. They may not exist as an ethnicity in 50 years if this rate continues... not sure how that's optimal for them. I do get the idea that they don't have any real national allegiances anyway since they're their own "nation."

[Anonymous No.18640059]

/cash/ chads ww@

[Anonymous No.18640066]

>>18639975
>everyone i dont like is a jew!
stay poor and dumb faggot lmao idc if you read it or not. Just saying your reasoning goes against the very fundamentals of investing

[Anonymous No.18640070]

>come to see the legendary pump
>see this joke micropump

so... this is it?

[Anonymous No.18640078]

Lads, I think we can all see this is the biggest economic bubble in the history of bubbles. It just keeps going up though. When will it end? When do I go all in on puts? What’s going to trigger the greatest depression in history?

[Anonymous No.18640079]

Was nintendo's earnings report pushed back to may?

[Anonymous No.18640081]

>>18640036
Jew here. This is the truth. It’s ingrained into us from a very young age, but that doesn’t make us bigoted or subjected to cries of racism though. Whites creating large families? Yeah, that’s nazism.

[Anonymous No.18640082]

>>18639871
GDXJ here, enjoying a coffee watching my gains.

[Anonymous No.18640084]

>>18639611
kek

[Anonymous No.18640089]

>>18639871
will my call option for JNUG on RH update before it expires 5/15?

[Anonymous No.18640090]

>>18640079
they're going to be colossal

[Anonymous No.18640094]

>everything moves up together or down together (tech occasionally being the sole exception)
This is boring

[Anonymous No.18640095]

>>18639712
with no survivors

[Anonymous No.18640097]

>>18640078
Yeah. It's why I'm so cautious to jump in. Any day this whole thing could crash. The fundamentals of the market are horrific right now.

[Anonymous No.18640100]

>>18639597
sweet divvy too, broseph. 20% every year. fuckin noice. long as the price never craters you can retire on those divvies.

[Anonymous No.18640101]

I am KICKING myself for not buying more of this last week

[Anonymous No.18640109]

wow dax just decided it's time for lift off while s&p500 is still crabbing kek

[Anonymous No.18640121]

>>18639771
no

[Anonymous No.18640123]

when is the jobs report and how much is the market going to dump as soon as it comes out? should i take out a short now or wait?

[Anonymous No.18640125]

>>18640070
Absolutely NO volume and Jerome can barely manage 1%. It's pathetic.

[Anonymous No.18640126]

>>18639654
>According to Soros' concept of reflexivity, "financial markets can create inaccurate expectations and then change reality to accord with them.
Bullish?

[Anonymous No.18640127]

>been nothing but green even on my shittiest stocks
What.

[Anonymous No.18640128]

>>18640057
Jews have been around for about 4 to 5 thousand years the majority of which they have done so as people within other nations. Their women cartry the jewness and raise the kids jews but the fathers are often not.
Statistically speaking supposing that your way of thinking is correct you have to provide some solid evidence because I have thousands of years of history and situations much more dire to prove you wrong.

[Anonymous No.18640134]

>>18639857
Underrated.

[Anonymous No.18640137]

Brainlet here:

Why does war with Iran save oil and the economy?

[Anonymous No.18640140]

>>18640081

Guess who started that narrative and successfully destroyed positive white identity? Right now there are only two races who are still actively operating off of racial game theory: Jews and nigs. Nigs are too dumb to do anything with it, Jews are like kids in a sandbox because nobody else feels comfortable doing it anymore.

Isn't to say that was always the way. WASPs were the Jews of their time and were the big bad for Jews who wanted to make it in the early 20th. They're largely out of the picture now.

[Anonymous No.18640144]

>>18640123
lol (lol)

[Anonymous No.18640145]

>>18640123
95% unemployment and all economic activity ceasing is already priced in

[Anonymous No.18640146]

So what the fuck is going on with OIL? Are we in a glut or not? Why is GUSH doing better than any short?

[Anonymous No.18640147]

>>18640028
look at the past month. we're just about at the top of the rollercoaster

I'm not saying we're getting breakers every day like in early march, but I expect us to start dropping week to week. with small green days of maybe 1% gains.

[Anonymous No.18640151]

>>18640066
keep seetheposting Ishmael.

[Anonymous No.18640157]

>>18640137
>Save oil
Iran could lob missiles at KSA oil refineries as a final FUCK YOU so there's some risk of oil shock

[Anonymous No.18640163]

>>18640137
Because a lot of iranian, iraqi, and saudi oil production infrastructure would get bombed

[Anonymous No.18640164]

>>18640123
unemployment is very bullish because people have more time to spend their money

[Anonymous No.18640167]

>>18640013
he is a believer in chaos theory, and it seems in his mind choas = opportunity. So yes he wants anarchy so he and his kin can hold more power longer.

[Anonymous No.18640171]

Mfw im stuck on airbus stocks
Should have sold when it reached 70€

[Anonymous No.18640174]

>>18640137
There isn't even a remote possibility of a ware with Iran right now. Iran and US want to maintain status quo. Iran government wants to stay in power and uses the US as the evil shadow over Iran to blame for everything. And the US wants to continue spending trillions on defense spending for an evil boogie man Iran.

[Anonymous No.18640177]

>>18640137
no airplanes means we have to drive there to fight them and social distancing means we all have to take separate cars it's gonna be like ten million gallons of gas

[Anonymous No.18640183]

>>18639562
How to short life insurance policies?

[Anonymous No.18640188]

me when sizing green candles

[Anonymous No.18640190]

>>18640128

The modern Ashkenazi "Jew" is not 4 to 5 thousand years old, it's a diluted and mixed population that traveled through Europe. Even now there are lots of quarter Jews, and non ethnic Jews entirely, claimed to be "Jews" as its a good club to be in.

It's important to note that the modern world is quite unprecedented. Only 70 years ago race mixing was NOT a thing, globalism was NOT a thing, all of this mass human movement internationally did not happen. We are accelerating that process worldwide and as Jews are largely urban and progressive, they're at the forefront of that dynamic.

[Anonymous No.18640191]

if this reaches near or above 2900 it's just fucking turbo retarded at that point

[Anonymous No.18640197]

>>18639712
Bullish?

[Anonymous No.18640198]

>>18640174
This guy gets it
It's like a soft 1984
The world is entrenched into camps and all the normies in each camp are brainwashed to hate the normies in the other camp

[Anonymous No.18640205]

>>18640151
stay poor and stupid Daryl

[Anonymous No.18640206]

>>18639764
Sorry, I burst out laughing.

[Anonymous No.18640207]

>>18640197
If you're long on USD/JPY sure, but this isn't the FX thread.

[Anonymous No.18640209]

>>18640167

This is what I suspect too. It's just so devilish that I can't imagine a person actually pushing for that, especially a man on his death bed. Nutcase. I wonder if he's got investment strategies already set up for his children to capitalize off a chaotic West.

[Anonymous No.18640217]

Keep it long term after the ban on travel is lifted? It has to go up after that definitely

[Anonymous No.18640224]

$ZM is pumping again, that's such a huge short opportunity.

jfl @ that shares per sales ratio

[Anonymous No.18640225]

>pump another 600 in
>down 5%
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18640229]

Nice double top on the S&P forming intraday.

[Anonymous No.18640231]

Bitcoin pumping hard

[Anonymous No.18640236]

>>18640217
Uhhh..sure?

[Anonymous No.18640239]

>>18640146
delusion

when the june contract expires it's going to go below 0 as well, nothing is going to change in the next month that will cause full tankers to suddenly empty out

[Anonymous No.18640240]

>>18640209
I am sure he has taught his kids everything he knows. just like his father did.

[Anonymous No.18640241]

>>18640188
Please don't arouse me more as my oil pumps.

>>18640191
4000 EOM

[Anonymous No.18640249]

Is the pump happening yet?

[Anonymous No.18640252]

Oh shit bitcoin’s mooning. Time for more pumps

[Anonymous No.18640254]

some big spy plays today

[Anonymous No.18640267]

>>18639722
>>18639744
>it shot up even more
ONLY. GO. UP.

[Anonymous No.18640271]

>>18640190
Man racemixing has existed since the dawn of races. Ancient greeks mixed with egyptians, illyrians, babylonians, random negroes from africa. The nordic and slavic races have mixed for at least a 800 years now. Whether "genetically" or not, jews have existed and behaved the same way since the old testament. Most of the Ashkenazis in the US are jews mixed with German and Polish.

[Anonymous No.18640277]

>people aren't afraid of the economic situation
algos are't afraid
>people are buying back in
algos are buying back in
>the market isn't reacting to bad news
algos aren't reacting to bad news

[Anonymous No.18640281]

>once again big tech keeping it afloat
not a good rally overall bullbros

[Anonymous No.18640282]

>>18640217
You mean airbus?

[Anonymous No.18640287]

>>18640205
>projecting
sorry it's not going as you hoped

[Anonymous No.18640290]

TUI IS NOT GOING TO MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.18640294]

I’ve missed out on all the gains this week I want to buy in so bad.

[Anonymous No.18640297]

>>18640089
Options look really wacky, I really have no idea. I'd check out the underlying GDXJ as far as getting something close.

[Anonymous No.18640298]

>>18640254
Whales making moves

[Anonymous No.18640307]

>>18640277
>He thinks there’s a difference between people and robots
Lol

[Anonymous No.18640310]

>>18639611
ORANGE MAN BAD

[Anonymous No.18640312]

>>18640254
those are some big puts

[Anonymous No.18640319]

>>18640254
>all puts

[Anonymous No.18640318]

aAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.18640322]

>>18639772
OH NONONONONONONONO

BOBO WHAT HAPPENED YOU STUPID FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.18640323]

Should I buy Wells Fargo? Do you guys think that it will eventually recover?

[Anonymous No.18640327]

>boomers released from their cages
BULLISHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18640333]

Temped to FOMO into

GOLD
NEM
IAU

[Anonymous No.18640336]

Ok seriously guys somebody please tell me wtf is up with OIL? Why is this shit going up? It's completely stopped tracking oil. Wtf?

[Anonymous No.18640338]

>>18640267

I'm not even going to check the chart for a few days. Let this dumb bullshit play out.

[Anonymous No.18640339]

>>18639720
What should I set for a limit order on rdsa on euronext? I am kinda fomoing that under 15 is too greedy and might miss out rally till june when we might see another correction.

Also: inb4 muh rdsb - that tax advantage has shifted now that the dutch dont tax the divies anymore and you pay a 0.5% fee on the usually more expensive rdsb in london.

[Anonymous No.18640345]

>>18640294
Bro you are missing the bottom

[Anonymous No.18640348]

>>18640254

[Anonymous No.18640352]

>>18640336
Contracts expired. Check again in June.

[Anonymous No.18640360]

>>18640254
FUG
U
G

[Anonymous No.18640361]

>both calls and puts are down

lol.

[Anonymous No.18640367]

the 2800 party continues

[Anonymous No.18640373]

>>18640209
He also mixed futures, and forex into his funds portfolio based on macro trends. which i had never though of doing.

[Anonymous No.18640381]

BULLBROS

IS IT PUMPING YET?

[Anonymous No.18640387]

>>18639562
>he missed the dip

[Anonymous No.18640390]

>>18640339
I think 15 is okay but you might miss out. I am doubting now, we hit the 16,50 but did so so strongly that I upped my sell order to see what will happen.

[Anonymous No.18640395]

>>18640381
kek

[Anonymous No.18640398]

>>18640254
>Jun 19 245p
That's pretty ambitious, damn.

[Anonymous No.18640401]

when is the USO split coming? I want to invest god damn it

[Anonymous No.18640407]

>>18640387
Think of all the bears laughing when we bought the dip.

[Anonymous No.18640410]

>>18640207
Nikkei?

[Anonymous No.18640421]

Based Bulls

[Anonymous No.18640422]

>>18639611
Unironically at this point the irrational people are those who do see this clown market for what it is and just buy anyway. In other words, the market has chosen a direction and you can either go with it or try to fight it despite what you think should happen.

[Anonymous No.18640427]

This is the weirdest fucking chart formation on SPY. What the hell is going on.

[Anonymous No.18640429]

>>18640398

It's probably a hedge.

[Anonymous No.18640436]

Loaded up on SQQQ again, 100 shares. Tech is going to drop again soon guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.18640437]

SHOULD I FUCKING BUY WFC!?

[Anonymous No.18640438]

>>18640401
buy in but make sure your shares are divisible by 8

[Anonymous No.18640442]

Buy TDG.

[Anonymous No.18640448]

>>18640407
lmao I told them 23 March to load up and they were stuck holding SQQQ and SPY puts along with the rest of r*ddit

[Anonymous No.18640468]

HON or MMM for my last long-hold industrials slot? Leaning toward HON since they are a bit ahead in automation.

[Anonymous No.18640475]

>>18640437
JPM my man

[Anonymous No.18640478]

>>18640352
It won't exist by then. Barclays is pulling the plug on the 30th and it's still at a ridiculous premium

[Anonymous No.18640483]

>>18640437
C is a better play bro

[Anonymous No.18640485]

>>18640249
Stop!

>>18640381
Kek, nvm keep going that is great.

[Anonymous No.18640490]

Reminder panic buying is very good and based

[Anonymous No.18640492]

>>18640437
yes.png

[Anonymous No.18640510]

>>18640475
>JPM
There is way more upside on the WFC tho

[Anonymous No.18640518]

>>18640254
good to know my currently failing shorts are safe.

[Anonymous No.18640519]

>>18640468
DOW chemical

[Anonymous No.18640521]

>still more bears on /smg/ than bulls
>”c-clown market buy sqqq!”

Lol we’re going way higher. This is too easy.

[Anonymous No.18640539]

>>18639791
It looks like it keeps trying to take off, yet is instantly pulled down again.
It should crash actually, but the printers are keeping it alive.
You're currency is about to suffer harshly under devaluation.

[Anonymous No.18640542]

Reminder, we are going to 2900-3000 before the big fall, keep buying until then
:)

[Anonymous No.18640543]

>>18639562
So if I am understanding things right, literally all indicators say the economy and stocks in general should be getting fucked. But baste chad trump and the fedbros are bruteforcing the markets with a printer.

[Anonymous No.18640544]

>>18639705
>Surprised
First day on the internet, newfag?

[Anonymous No.18640545]

>>18640521
based fedposter

[Anonymous No.18640550]

>>18640521
We are going up, but why? Everything is SCREAMING collapse right now.

[Anonymous No.18640555]

>>18640521
based

[Anonymous No.18640556]

>>18640521
where are my fellow bobros. There appear to only be a few in company. Many seem like they're capitulating

[Anonymous No.18640560]

>>18640090
In a good way?

[Anonymous No.18640561]

>>18640468
both

>>18640543
nah

[Anonymous No.18640570]

>>18640560
yes

[Anonymous No.18640576]

bobo r u okay fren?

[Anonymous No.18640577]

So what do the trading algo's actually do? I've heard people say that the opening bell is algo territory before, has anyone hear tried writing one or looking for info on how they operate? Can the intended action of these programs be tracked and exploited?

[Anonymous No.18640580]

>>18640333
>Comfy pic
I'd be ready to short Barrick desu, way over bought. At the very least make sure you have stop loses set.

[Anonymous No.18640594]

>ftw sold Tesla for $710
it's going to be $1600 right?

[Anonymous No.18640596]

Remember when you had to pay money to sell oil and there was a huge panic? I‘m glad that day is now well behind us. Man, those were the days. Agile, flexible, two whole days younger.

[Anonymous No.18640597]

wow look at the bulls coming out in full force on twitter

[Anonymous No.18640604]

>>18640013
Once you become very wealthy, it often becomes the forefront of your life. It's all you think about, how to extract wealth. No money is ever enough, and it's not even about accumulating wealth at that point, it's about seeing how high that % of wealth accumulated can get, at any cost. If Soros thought that encouraging WW3 would be beneficial to his portfolio, he would do it. Dude is completely corrupted by money.

With that said, that doesn't mean you can't take lessons from his investing strategy. I've only been in the market for a few years, but it seems to me that it trades more based off of public perception, and speculation, rather than underlying fundamentals (which are important, just not AS important). So in that sense, I agree with Soros. but that doesn't mean I like him or think he's a good person.

And honestly, if you have control over your lust for wealth, and instead see it as a tool, you'd be stupid to not take good financial advice that works, even if it is from Soros.

[Anonymous No.18640614]

>>18640597
>4000
>this summer
beyond delusional

[Anonymous No.18640621]

>>18640561
>The bull run is organic bro trust me, BULLISH
okretard

[Anonymous No.18640625]

everything will be alright bullbros all bobos are dead and the stock market will never go down again

[Anonymous No.18640627]

You know the reason why the stock market is not collapsing? People don't want it. It's that easy.

[Anonymous No.18640630]

>>18640580
Careful.
I look for a break of the parabola rather than price targets for shorting unsustainable moves to stay safe.

[Anonymous No.18640632]

Wow, look, yet another low volume rally to 283 which will meet resistance and fail.
SPY 272 by the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.18640640]

If there's too much oil, why don't the government just use it to burn dead people instead of wasting manpower, wood and real estate.. burying them?

[Anonymous No.18640642]

https://finance.yahoo.com/m/d868a92a-11bb-32f1-89c4-7c85b7b42c7a/big-investors-haven%E2%80%99t.html?.tsrc=rss

>Big investors haven’t capitulated yet, so be wary of this market, warns SocGen strategist

WHEN WILL THESE INTERNS LEARN THAT EVERYTHING IS PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.18640649]

BOBO ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK BOBO?

[Anonymous No.18640650]

>>18640580
Worried about that as well looking at the RSI, but their P/E is still pretty low. I'll get in on the next dip.

Newmont also looks good but at that point I'm considering GDX instead of the big dogs.

[Anonymous No.18640654]

>>18640621
bro
trust
me

[Anonymous No.18640667]

>rdsb on a straight line up
>6/19 37 call going down
I need to just stick with stocks I don't get it at all.

[Anonymous No.18640671]

>>18640632
i hope so. i have a 275 put expiring tomorrow. was hoping we'd open up -1% so I could sell but instead we're green.

[Anonymous No.18640672]

>>18640614
i agree with you
weird to think these people are professionals and people actually let them manage their money.

[Anonymous No.18640674]

>>18640597
S&P 4000+ by the summer with the entire world in lockdown untill at least august? LMAO Who the fuck is this retard?

[Anonymous No.18640677]

70% cash...fuck. why do i hate FOMO so much...

[Anonymous No.18640686]

>>18639576
Based!

Saves the market!
Makes anime real (via Big Dick Jimbo Cameron & his now irl walling/talking qt3.14 waifu Alita w/gr8 onahole insert)!!
Is there anything Donald Trump CANNOT ?!?'b

[Anonymous No.18640691]

>>18640577
Algorithms do a million different things. It’s not like you download stockbroker.exe and run that. Some algos look at trends, some algos look at news articles, some algos look at indicators like MACD, some algos do literally random shit, many do some combination of everything.

It’s not like you can just crack the code and figure out what these bots are doing and play into their hand, because you have a million different algorithms coming up with a million different buy/sell points all on the same stocks

[Anonymous No.18640701]

Bros.... My mom told me to stop betting against america....

[Anonymous No.18640702]

My 1/5 240 spy put is fucked, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.18640708]

>>18640677
imagine not deploying more cash during the greatest meltdown since 1929

[Anonymous No.18640714]

>>18640674
26 million unemployed right now, stock market getting back to ath level. Why wouldn't it get to 4k by june?

[Anonymous No.18640717]

>>18640701
nah, you're betting for the future of america.

[Anonymous No.18640718]

>>18640642
fuck those nerds stonks only go up

[Anonymous No.18640719]

So, you are retarded faggot and you missed the best buy the dip opp of your lifetime, what do you do?

[Anonymous No.18640724]

>>18639847
Fuckin based

[Anonymous No.18640725]

HOLY SHIT WE'RE GOING TO 2900

[Anonymous No.18640726]

>>18640577

Sure thing sweetheart, go ahead and try to crack the code of the algos written by MIT quants and plugged directly into the NYSE/NASDAQ mainframes by their super rich Jewish investment bank owners

[Anonymous No.18640727]

>SNBR up 30%
what kind of meme

[Anonymous No.18640731]

>>18640604
Spot on about wealth. For some reason, when most people get a taste of wealth it consumes them like a disease. No amount is ever comfortable for them. I'm glad that I am comfortable with stable long term investments and a "good enough" amount of wealth rather than endlessly taking risks to get as much as possible despite a huge margin for failure. Investors>Speculators

[Anonymous No.18640732]

>>18640719
other than get a rope?

[Anonymous No.18640736]

>>18640719
go all in on etfs

[Anonymous No.18640739]

>>18640732
Hardmode bro, no suicide

[Anonymous No.18640741]

Is now a good time to pick up more JCP?

[Anonymous No.18640742]

there was a weeb that doubted the 2810 breakout this morning LMAO

[Anonymous No.18640746]

So the fed pumps the market indirectly with repos. Does a bank even give a fuck if they unload assets on the fed because it's not like itll matter if they're out of business anyway.

The fed is buying 250b per week. A trillion a month to prop this shit up. And their hope is what, the market will calm down so they can slowly unload overpriced assets back to its borrowers who might not even be in business to begin with? This whole economy is fucked.

Instead of letting the bubble burst, we just wasted a shit ton of money by pumping more air into it hoping this all just magically goes away.

[Anonymous No.18640750]

>>18640691
That makes sense, I was under the impression they where mostly just automated stop loss and buy in sorts of things, which it sounds like probably does exist its just that they aren't limited to only doing that.

[Anonymous No.18640753]

and they said we'd crab today

[Anonymous No.18640759]

>>18640677
60% cash here and FOMO is giving me restless leg syndrome

[Anonymous No.18640760]

>sir we just got reports in that anon loaded up on more shorts
> “JEROME LETS HIT THEM OUT OF THE PARK”
never bet against america

[Anonymous No.18640762]

OOOOOOOOO. Thank you Jerome!

[Anonymous No.18640766]

>>18640719
buy 15k worth of SNSS at $0.55

and then an hero like anon did

[Anonymous No.18640770]

>oil up 27%
explain to me what changed since monday

[Anonymous No.18640773]

>he had 2 days to buy the dip
>didn't

[Anonymous No.18640776]

>>18640746
banks get liquidity in return so its a win win.

[Anonymous No.18640777]

>>18640671
276p expiring tomorrow here. I really need a win. Got margin called today because my FUCK USO puts never made their money back since I bought them during the crazy downturn the other day, and so IV made them more expensive. Since USO approached 2.5 yesterday, I was still down by half my value. Thankfully they are May puts, so I'm just going to hold them and hope USO gets liquidated or something, or maybe their reverse split will make people flee the fund and drive it back down. A 2.5 put x10 would be 15, so I need USO to go from the probably 28 its going to be at, down to 15.

[Anonymous No.18640785]

>BANK OF JAPAN WEIGHS UNLIMITED GOVERNMENT BOND BUYING: NIKKEI

[Anonymous No.18640788]

>>18640650
>but their P/E is still pretty low. I'll get in on the next dip.
Oh for sure, long term I'm confident we're still bullish. Healthy correction back to 30 seems likely.

[Anonymous No.18640787]

WHAT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.18640789]

>going up for literally no reason aside from the fact that the 50 day and 100 MA were about to cross and signal a large sell off

hmm yes

[Anonymous No.18640792]

>>18640746
the fed buys stock now, its not indirect.
instead of letting the big one pop, they just create 10 more smaller ones

[Anonymous No.18640794]

>>18640777
those trips won't help you

buy and hold boys

[Anonymous No.18640797]

>>18640770
It was a one day only futures nonsense event. It'll probably happen again by the end of may

[Anonymous No.18640798]

>>18640773

fuck u bitch i'll fucking slap your ballsack against my ass you fucking fag

[Anonymous No.18640799]

>>18640785
They've been buying equities for a while, doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.18640802]

Is this how you do TA?

[Anonymous No.18640803]

get out in 2 hours, this shit will go back to 275 soon, screencap this.

[Anonymous No.18640808]

>>18640556
Capitulated bobos are the most bearish signal there is. Except honestly who the fuck knows. This could truly be the new paradigm.

[Anonymous No.18640810]

oh no whats going on with USO why is it dumping?? i just bought to go long on oil

[Anonymous No.18640811]

>>18639858
I also had 1 JNUG stock, $80 profit bois

[Anonymous No.18640815]

>>18640788
Agreed. Good luck my man.

[Anonymous No.18640816]

>>18640787
that shit is pumping without any fucking logic behind it, what is going on

[Anonymous No.18640824]

>>18640803
source: bro trust me this time

[Anonymous No.18640825]

>>18640770
Again, we won't know until a few days from now what is happening behind the scene. This is why there's a rule against trading based on news and also why price action trading is for the Übermensch

[Anonymous No.18640828]

>>18640810
hhaahahahahaha fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.18640839]

>>18640832
>>18640832
>>18640832

>>18640832
>>18640832
>>18640832

>>18640832
>>18640832

>>18640832
>>18640832
thread

v>>18640832
>>18640832
>>18640832
>>18640832

>>18640832
>>18640832

[Anonymous No.18640840]

>>18640089
wait, so i can actually sell it for this much or is it still updating?

[Anonymous No.18640842]

>>18640810
you surely must be aware of 50million barrels of oil coming next week from the saudis in 20+ supertankers.

[Anonymous No.18640843]

he bought?

[Anonymous No.18640850]

>>18640777
i was off the oil crash by 2 days. i had some really cheap USO puts that I bought early this month. they expired worthless but it would have been 1000% gains.

[Anonymous No.18640864]

>>18640787
do you retards just look up the top movers of the day and post "what was THAT" every fucking day? lmao

[Anonymous No.18640865]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4R7aG5-AOg

Gonna be bulls in a bit

[Anonymous No.18640880]

>>18640770
trumps and iran chocking eachothers dicks, ironically

[Anonymous No.18640884]

>>18639772
SEETHING FAGGOT BEAR

[Anonymous No.18640890]

>>18640808
i doubled down in inverse spy. even if we pop up, we're coming back here

[Anonymous No.18640891]

>>18640701
Stocks are decoupled from the real economy

[Anonymous No.18640908]

>>18640630
>shorting unsustainable moves
I get ya, so a break in the uptrend set on march 13th in Barrick's case?

[Anonymous No.18640926]

>>18640725
Ah that's hot

[Anonymous No.18640928]

>>18640066
>t. kike

[Anonymous No.18640932]

>>18640815
Yes you to man!

[Anonymous No.18640950]

4.4 MILLION NEW UNEMPLOYMENT CLAIMS
BULLISH
U
L
L
I
S
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BUY
BUY
BUY
BUY

[Anonymous No.18640967]

>>18640890
I'm thinking massive EOD dump back to +0.5%
But it could equally crab straight into a final mini pump.

[Anonymous No.18640988]

>>18640742
Is this the 30th time you posted that picture?

[Anonymous No.18641046]

>>18640808
So the fact that I was about to give up and switch to calls is bearish?

[Anonymous No.18641080]

>>18640988

[Anonymous No.18641149]

It's a sad day when a retarded play that I FOMO'd into starts making more money than the positions I spent days researching. It truly is a retard market.

[Anonymous No.18641298]

>>18640950
It's declining!

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.18641413]

>>18640950
PEOPLE DON'T NEED JOBS
PEOPLE ONLY NEED MONEY
PRINT PRINT PRINT
NO WORK JEROME
JUST PRINT JEROME
JEROME PEOPLE NEED MONEY JEROME
PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT

[Anonymous No.18641428]

>>18640742
whats his name?