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>> No.18629413
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So how many jobless claims? 3 mil? 4 mil?

That'll be good enough for a +4% day right?

>> No.18629414

>>18629397
Fuck bulls

>> No.18629421

>>18629414
Sounds dangerous

>> No.18629431
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THURSDAY REDDAY

>> No.18629432

I think I'm finally starting to understand managing risk.

>> No.18629439

>>18629413
Hopefully, if someone doesn't want to work, they should have that right.

Universal basic income still ensures the .gov gets tax dollars and everything continues to work.

>> No.18629441

What metrics do you guys use when evaluating a company? P/E, Current Ratio?

Also is NET worth it or is it over priced? Same with BAM since its P/E is over 20.

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18629446

Rate my options

>> No.18629449
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Reminder to ignore this mentally ill poster. Confused how to detect this poster? Here is a quick list:
•Does not understand how futures work
•Can not create a thread
•Posts over 6,000 times
•Has nothing of value to say
•Only knows the words "TVIX" and "bobo"
•Reddit

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>>18629413
I'm gonna bullshit and say 2 million new claims. And that's being low ball assuming that the bulk of the layoffs have already happened. I could be wrong and the SBLs running out could actually trigger 5 million new jobless claims.
Shot in the dark is: I wish I could say. One thing an anon pointed out in another thread is that the increases in the market tend to fade with each week. Meaning that the claims reports could wind up pushing it to negative. But this assumes that the claims are reflected in market sentiment. I assume there is no clear correlation and expect a crabby day since there's really nothing really interesting coming down the pipe.

But then for all I know we could get news of a wave of foreclosures which would set off panic selling.

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18629457

Time to open up the economy.
I knew they couldn't last more then a month.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/oklahoma-governor-announces-plans-start-reopening-state-economy

>> No.18629467

>>18629449
grim you';re normally so nice and pleasant

>> No.18629475

>>18629453
the consensus estimate is like 4 mil and has been at or under the true value for the last four reports

>> No.18629476

>>18629397
markets absolute trash this whole month
>floor is closed
>garbage algos control market movements not just front running

>> No.18629474
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>>18629449
ID changes by the thread. Is that the one who was boasting that he made an anon mentally break but kept spamming his shit tier thread?

>> No.18629479

>>18629467
These threads used to be so comfy. I just want to go back.

>> No.18629485
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best stock under $20?

>> No.18629494
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Oh no, the bears are learning.

>> No.18629495

>>18629474
Yeah, that's what the quick handy list is for! You can tell he's either from /pol/ or reddit.

>> No.18629497

>>18629485
snap by a large margin, imagine buying google at 17 dollars

>> No.18629500

>>18629439
People have the right not to work....

>> No.18629502
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Reminder to not use technical analysis.

It's a scam and waste of money.

>> No.18629504

>>18629479
Someone put a straw poll up and it got almost 600 votes. 600 people in smg.
> We normie now

>> No.18629507
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>>18629485
GE, F, HAL, MRO,CEI but what are you looking for long term or short term?

>> No.18629516

>>18629441
P/E isn't the be all end all. 26 is near the average P/E for the S&P, you pay a premium for quality, even though it's at a discount right now, they stand to benefit from huge ways. Acquisitions already starting. Low interest rates help them even more.

>https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/04/20/brookfield-backed-group-seeking-8-billion-in-fundi.aspx

>> No.18629527
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>>18629507
>>18629485
PE, PE,

>> No.18629528
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>>18629504
>normies are drowning out the mentally ill posters that i've come to recognize

>> No.18629529

what's wrong with weebs? Is it just feminine timid men? How do I short them?

>> No.18629535

>>18629485
CARR

>> No.18629536

>>18629507
>GE
>F
>HAL

Is this 1991?

Also that damn chart on CEI, holy shit, MRO is decent.

>> No.18629539

>>18629485
Something insulated from U.S. Market chaos generally helps. I'm in on MUFG for their upside potential after this all ends. I'm also in on GE for the fact that they've got contracts during the worst of this to make ventilators and the likes. Any losses I do take are tax deductible so I'm not terribly worried.
Intelsat is hovering near dead horse status at 1 dollar, down from 20 And I'm curious to see if they have any upside potential when the bandwidth auctions kick off. SNAP fitbit, Gopro etc. USO is about to do a reverse stock split which will increase shares but have no effect on your total investment unless if oil goes back up after the crisis ends. The big thing right now is trying to gauge whether or not USOs fund will survive the coronavirus pandemic or not. A number of small companies have already folded and declared bankruptcy.

>> No.18629555
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>Greatest unemployment in history
>Greatest world wide debt crisis in history
>Greatest oil crisis in history
>Impending depression, possible war
>Stocks at same level last year during a bull run
*sips hot cocoa*

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/smg/, /biz/ /whatever/ is NEVER caps. I’ve been visiting this website for 14 fucking years bro, that’s just how it is.

All r*dditors and trannies leave now REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE also buy GEO bc fuck niggers

>> No.18629568

do any of you trade for a living/as your primary source of income? what is your strategy? like, how many of you make consistent gains vs. how many of you are just gamblers?

>> No.18629570

>>18629441
Line go up

>> No.18629580

>>18629557
damn those are some ugly chicks. people pay for this shit?

>> No.18629582

How much will BA moon tomorrow?

>> No.18629584
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>>18629557
Sorry. If I make the thread next time I'll use lower case letters if it bugs you.

>> No.18629586

>>18629557
>Only Fans
consider killing yourself, bro. Actually lift weights instead and avoid porn.

>> No.18629590

>>18629453
Lmao At you’re Is OxQ Nigger

>> No.18629599

>>18629568
some neets living with mom like to pretend they do because they have no financial responsibilities

>> No.18629600

>>18629584
why are you posting little girls as reaction images? Are you a girl?

>> No.18629605

>>18629536
>>18629507
WTF happened to CEI. How does a company go from 5k to a 1.

>> No.18629616
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>>18629536
Kek made me audibly laugh. at those prices there's not that many good reliable picks but I believe in GE,F and HAL to make it out of this in one piece. MRO Though is a amazing long term buy

>> No.18629618

>>18629568
You're asking the wrong community. Most people just have 5k-10k in their accounts.

If you want to START day trading for a living you're going to need around 100k and so far I've only seen one guy post that.

>> No.18629622

I bought OAS and QEP today with all of my savings bc I think Iran wants war to drive oil price up. Both are up 20% aftermarket but I am afraid that one of them if not both will go bankrupt. Does anyone have an opinion on this? Will Trump let Oil companies go under? Will the military industrial complex help my trade? This is the first trade that I've ever made irl.

>> No.18629623

>>18629568
I do long term investment and a few commodities. Actually what I've been seeing in the commodity market leads me to believe there is a possibility for some short term profits in staples such as tomatoes and peppers and the likes. So I think I'll try my hand at selling some produce over the summer. See if I net much profit. If I do I'll save a bit to reinvest for the next season, and the rest I'll dump into my long term investments so I can make even more money passively.

>> No.18629625

>>18629586
im buff and girls still wont talk to me REEEEEE

>> No.18629627

>>18629605
Reverse splits.

>> No.18629631

>>18629121
Deutsche bank is sitting at 6 dollars rn and they werw at 35 a few years ago, id dump all my money into them

>> No.18629637

>>18629580
Never underestimate the modern mans desperation now that the sexual market place has been upended by social media, dating apps, and the destruction of man.

>> No.18629645
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GUYS TELL ME HOW TO MAKE MONEY IN STOCK MARKET PLEASE!!!

>> No.18629649

why did brent oil moon all of a sudden earlier today? i looked away for one hour and lost $15k.

>> No.18629650
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>>18629586
>>18629625
Pic related

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>>18629625
women can smell insecurity in a man. If a guy is feminine, weak, or girly in temperament, it repulses them.

I recommend this book (as does Warren Buffett if that makes a difference lol). If you genuinely start to like people and alter yourself socially, it makes you exponentially charismatic and a better person overall.

>> No.18629671

>>18629586
I hit 1/2/3/4 in 2009. I can bench, squat or deadlift more than you. Kill yourself tranny.

>> No.18629673

>>18629623
get on the microgreens train bro

>> No.18629674
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>>18629645
yolo and hope

>> No.18629676

>>18629446
please guys I need advice

>> No.18629679

>>18629622
>Will Trump let Oil companies go under? Will the military industrial complex help my trade?

Yes and yes. Just keep watching his press conferences, faggot.

>> No.18629689
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OOF

Yeah trump's black military guy just FUCKED UP and let the reason for the mask guidance change slip
>you have to understand the conntext that guidance was given, we had a run on medical masks and our healthcare workers would be put at risk
>what has changed? Well the mask shortage is over

In other words: we lied to you
We fucked up and didn't get enough masks before informed citizens started getting masks, and we didn't want you to use them.
We wanted more important people to use them.

>>18629474
kek yes that retard

he's been posting for weeks that anime is for trannies and pedophiles, and he's finally lost his shit and decided to attack smg

>>18629479
>>18629467
based as always, crim.
possibly the only decent tripfag
sorry about nrz

>> No.18629691

>>18629500
And they are poor, and cant support themselves.

Everyone should have a right to a basic living wage, regardless of work status.

>> No.18629698
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>Fuck this clown market!
>Fuck the fed!
>Fuck bulltards!
>But most of all, FUCK NIGGERS!

>> No.18629697

>>18629671
>being an autistic powerlifter
There's nothing wrong with powerlifting, but people that ONLY do powerlifting are strangely autistic.

Powerlifting is great for wrestling and grappling though.

>> No.18629700

>>18629637
i don't get it. in 5 seconds i can be watching an 18 year old pawg getting fucked so hard her ass prolapses, for free (literally for free in the sense that they're supported by ads and i have adblock so i don't see shit). anything you want no matter how tame or extreme exists and free online, easily accessible, so why would i ever pay for some 3/10 chicks flashing their shitty titties in a fucking selfie?

>> No.18629701

>>18629649
Because it's oil. It works like a shitcoin under these conditions.

>> No.18629706

>>18629568
I am just fucking around until unemployment runs out desu. I did however make 2k this month trading futures, definately not as much as my salary as a SE but i am considering moving to upstate new york or maine where that is actually a livable income.

>> No.18629707

>>18629673
I'm not seeing much of a market for that where I am. If I lived in a trendy type location I would go all in. God knows I have the planters for that.

>> No.18629711

>>18629670
i would consider myself a likeable asshole, people seem to gravitate towards me because i'll be intentionally brash, then walk something i've said back as i recite facts, is that covered in the book?

>> No.18629713

trump just bodied that chink again

>> No.18629719

>>18629650
they probably think you're going to infect them with covid.

>> No.18629722

>>18629670
I was just joking, I am a 6' white dude no problems here.

>> No.18629725

>>18629645
buy high sell low

>> No.18629733

>>18629711
you unironically sound like a boomer

>> No.18629737

>>18629536
Those three have managed to survive the 2008 crash, and its likely for the government to bail them out worst case scenario for posterity.

>> No.18629739

>>18629733
41 years young

>> No.18629740

>>18629616
I was actually looking at MPC because I think demand for gas is gonna go up before the crude issue is gonna be further resolved, also less exposure in general to shitty US oil and the retail segment is another insurance policy.

GE is a shell of its former self, divestment has hurt it a fuck ton and aviation is now hurting. I mean a guy came out and said they were cooking books and people believed him, thats how shitty they don't like it.

https://craft.co/halliburton/metrics
Hal has a lot of debt, XOM is my upstream play. They had issues even before this. That's the issue I take with those picks, you want to buy into strength during a recession, not buy into some turn around story when the economy is in the shitter.

But I understand that stocks under 20 is a pretty annoying constraint. What's your picks for all prices?

>> No.18629750

>>18629691
>muh human rights
if people were rational on an individual level, everyone would be superhuman in intelligence and physicality, but we have obesity epidemics, credit card debt, and people that haven't read a book in a year.

If you give people UBI, they'd squander it. People that would be worth giving UBI don't need it because they're so diciplined despite external factors that they already rise to the top

>> No.18629765

>>18629689
I still like NRZ. The chance to buy it so low was great. Lowered my average by like 9 dollars.

>> No.18629764

>>18629670
one of the most important lessons i learned from that book is that "the sweetest sound anyone can hear is their own name". if you want to be friends with someone, learn their name and use it a lot. "oh hey John, how's it going?" "could you pass me that pen, John? thanks" "need any help there, John?" find ways to use it a lot (within reason, obviously don't be a fucking sperg). alternatively, if you never say someone's name or they don't ever say yours then you can't really ever be anything except acquaintances at best.

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>>18629439
>>18629691
Can't tell if trolling, retarded, completely delusional, or some combination of the above

>> No.18629770

>>18629446
>>18629676
Do you really expect people to start flying in drove in the next few weeks? And for the airlines to pull revenues out of their ass?

Only one can I make a bull case for is RTX since it is largely dependent on uncle sam to build shit to blow up sand nigs whose oil we don't even need now lol

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>>18629674
is this really what it comes down to? just pure luck right?

>> No.18629776

>>18629739
dude you are old af I plan on being retired before your age.

>> No.18629779

>>18629750
Probably. So why not waive like... rent or mortgage if you make under 75k, or whatever. Fluff the budget for them without allowing them to blow it on ebt and 40s

>> No.18629782

>>18629691
That enables complacency and an entitled attitude. We have welfare, it should be used for people who are in a temporary financial hardship and for the small population that simply cant work for various reasons. If your capable of working but just wanna leech off others you are what we call a nigger, regardless of race no one owes you anything

>> No.18629788

>>18629771
no, there's a method to the madness but you have to take the time to learn and study it. you're probably to lazy and/or stupid for it. it requires math.

>> No.18629794

>>18629645
buy low sell high. Now if you want to lose money you do it the /biz/ way and buy high and sell low

>> No.18629799

>>18629568
I'm an insurance underwriter.
Most of my shit is in a long hold portfolio for divvies. I trade commodities mostly gold and oil on my spreadbetting account. Its basically gambling but I have no debt, house is paid off and I've made about 15k over 3 years on and off and bulk up the portfolio with it. Wouldn't ever want to daytrade for a living.

>> No.18629803

>>18629782
Sure, I feel you. So why are we printing a trillion dollars every day in corporate welfare?

>> No.18629807

For anyone buying USO right now:
>As of April 22, 2020, in response to ongoing extraordinary market conditions in the crude oil markets, including “super contango” (a higher level of contango arising from the overabundance of oil being produced and the limited availability of storage for such excess supply), USO may invest approximately 20% of its portfolio in crude oil futures contracts on the NYMEX and ICE Futures in the June futures contract, approximately 50% of its portfolio in crude oil futures contracts on the NYMEX and ICE Futures in the July contract, approximately 20% of its portfolio in crude oil futures contracts on the NYMEX and ICE Futures in the August contract, and approximately 10% of its portfolio in crude oil futures contracts on the NYMEX and ICE Futures in the September contract. The foregoing announcement of USO’s intended investments is not meant to limit its ability to invest in other investments as permitted in USO’s prospectus. Accordingly, in response to ongoing extraordinary market conditions in the crude oil markets, including super contango, USO may invest in the above described crude oil futures contracts on the NYMEX and ICE Futures in any month available or in varying percentages or invest in any other of the permitted investments described below and in its prospectus, without further disclosure. USO intends to attempt to continue tracking USO’s benchmark as closely as possible, however significant tracking deviations may occur above and beyond the differences described herein. USO’s portfolio holdings as of the end of the prior business day are posted each day on the website: www.uscfinvestments.com/uso.

https://www.sec.gov/ix?doc=/Archives/edgar/data/1327068/000117120020000274/i20267_uso-8k.htm

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-united-states-oil-fund-stocks/battered-u-s-oil-etf-to-diversify-investment-in-later-dated-oil-contracts-idUSKCN22434O

>> No.18629811

>>18629803
bailouts are loans that need to be paid back

>> No.18629819

>>18629689
I wear my mask to protect big mamma and pop pop.

>> No.18629826

>>18629697
I also run a 21m 3mi. You’re a f a g g o t.

>> No.18629829

>>18629737
GE has been on a downtrend for 20 years
F too
HAL is just a 3x leverage oil but with a mountain of debt. Just laid off 400 more people.

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>>18629700
Because guys who are viewed as the lowest of society want a relationship. With porn there is no relationship, these guys think that if they throw money at these women that they will be rewarded with them being asked out etc.

We are social creatures anon and the longer you go on without the touch and love, not even sex, of a woman it kills you.

-23 KV whose accepted his fate a long time ago, but refuses to submit himself to a lowly simp. Instead RTX is my hope.

>> No.18629841

>>18629782
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4

This, but it applies to every race. because it's a cultural issue not a racial one. white people can be niggers and black people can be upstanding law-abiding citizens who pay their taxes and don't commit crime or violence and are a net benefit to society.

>> No.18629845

>>18629826
>7 minutes a mile
professional speed walker over here

>> No.18629854

>>18629776
>dude you are old af
i agree

>I plan on being retired before your age.
lmao good luck

>> No.18629856

>>18629831
>these guys think that if they throw money at these women that they will be rewarded with them being asked out etc.

oh...

oh god...

>> No.18629865

>>18629413
3Ms
Dubs to seal fate of America

>> No.18629871

>>18629841
>implying behavior and intelligence cannot be selected for
blacks are scientifically observed to be more impulsive and not as intelligent.

>> No.18629880

>>18629788
can u give me the basic outline? so i know what to look for? dont say TA

>> No.18629882
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TRUMP giving shout outs to the stock market!
>things are looking good, you can check the stock market to see that
>I hear the stock markets up, I wouldn't know but that's what I hear
kek

>>18629616
FUCK
HOW

I've taken fitness classes where someone does that and it's always a woman, and they're the only one in the room that can do that shit.

Nice.

>>18629765
Hey great that's probably about when I was DCAing down on KO and PEP.

In hind sight, bigger brains were buying SHOP, TTD, LMT, DXCM. Fuck me those ones only know how to moon.

>>18629819
kek don't you just kinda love that guy?

>> No.18629885

>>18629807
FIRST, FUCK TRIPFAGS. KILL YOURSELF ASAP.

SECOND, LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AT OILNIGGERS
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>18629807
was announced before.

>> No.18629896

>>18629845
Let me guess, earlier you went for a jog to the park, did some jump rope, did some 50m sprints, did chin ups and push ups, got a shower, and came back here to bullshit around?

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>>18629896
OBSESSED

>> No.18629915

>>18629885
This is pretty good for recent USO buyers, they're getting a larger margin of safety.
>>18629894
What a shit show, how did they not see this coming?

>> No.18629932

>>18629854
I am 26 and my last job I made 100k salaried. Only up from here bro.

>> No.18629935

>>18629882
>taking classes
Lmao
>can’t do that
That is minimal core strength holy fuck try visiting /fit/ just once

>> No.18629938

>>18629856
Like I said never underestimate the desperation of a group of men who have never had relationships.

>> No.18629942

>>18629811
Did they though? Citibank is just now repaying half, after being given a 0% ish rate

>> No.18629943

>>18629457
Returntonormal.pgn

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>>18629740
And I completely agree with everything you said anon. if someone is asking for the cheapest stocks picks in a Mongolian basket weaving fourm then they don't have the money to make a difference so you just have to gamble with this Cinderella companies. My personal buys are dividend solid kings like XOM,T, MCD,KO,JNJ and recently iv bought good amount of shell b. And before you ask I'm aware of T huge debt and lowering sub rates along with horrible image but they have a monopoly on internet in large parts of the country that should keep them stable for a while

>> No.18629955

>>18629782
Welfare is 1.) unfair because it only benefits those who aren't working, but barely benefits those who are struggling hard to make a living themselves, and 2.) barely enough for those who need them.
If, and that is a big if, that the society have enough resources, then UBI would be a better program than welfare handouts.

>> No.18629962

>>18629894
how does this work, like how would I let them know I want to participate in the reverse split. more details please a phone number or website etc.

>> No.18629973

>>18629739
Hi Uncle Paul

>> No.18629977

>>18629871
there are black people who aren't degenerate niggers, anon. you can argue what percentage of the population they are, but you have to agree they exist.

>>18629880
>dont say TA

LOL

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>>18629938
>back in high school my crush had this fat guy orbiting her for the longest time waiting for her to break up with her bf and swoop in and date her
>I become friends with her and shortly after date her after her ex
>he wrote her a very long email pouring out his feelings for her and saying she didn't appreciate him and how he loved her
>she tells him off in person

>mfw

>> No.18629986

>>18629819
DIE FAKE BAGGIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
POST CHINAMAN WIFE WITH TIMESTAMP AS PROOF

>> No.18629987

>>18629962
Why would you want to participate in a reverse split

>> No.18629990
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>>18629841
>This, but it applies to every race. because it's a cultural issue not a racial one. white people can be niggers and black people can be upstanding law-abiding citizens who pay their taxes and don't commit crime or violence and are a net benefit to society.
Of course the behavioral bellcurve overlaps among all races however blacks are much more predisposed to violence, laziness, and low intelligence. Intelligence as measured by IQ rather than parent's socioeconomic status correlates much more highly with social outcome. Even more unpleasant is the fact that this form of intelligence is highly hereditary and almost completely untrainable.

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And he gives himself away every time.
Thanks for making it easy for us to identify you.
Filtered and reported for spam.

>> No.18629996
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18629996

>futures red
>basedbeans +3%
>ROUGH RICE +5%(!!!!!)

>> No.18630001

>>18629977
of course there's good nigs, but at that point you're playing russian roulette with 5 bullets and 6 chamber holes.

>> No.18630016

>>18629983
You're dating a sociopath. Women that accumulate and worse encourage orbiters are the scum of the earth. Stay with her and you will regret

>> No.18630035
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>>18629845
I know you’re just memeing, fatty, but check out picrel.

>> No.18630037

>>18630016
it was years ago. Just a high school relationship.

She couldn't help having beta orbiters though. She was asian with big tits and was a tomboy into video games.

>> No.18630039

>>18629915
>margin of safety
More room to fall.

>> No.18630041

>>18629962
Many shares are combined into less shares. Generally reverse splits are not a good thing.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/reversesplit.asp

>> No.18630049

>>18629700
Because it goes deeper than that, you start with a picture and eventually you end up paying for the bitch to text you good morning. People really don't understand how depressed the average white american male is. Mind you, I've never paid an e-thot a nickel
>>18629807
> USO may invest in the above described crude oil futures contracts on the NYMEX and ICE Futures in any month available or in varying percentages or invest in any other of the permitted investments described below and in its prospectus, without further disclosure.
> The fix is in but we're not telling you the vehicle.

>> No.18630054

>>18629779
>So why not waive like... rent or mortgage if you make under 75k, or whatever.
That's called public housing and have been implemented in a number of places around the world for general population (not just the poorest part of poor)

>> No.18630061

>>18630035
>6+ chin ups
>8 mins / mile
holy fuck that's pathetic. Before gyms closed I did weighted chin ups and body weight chin ups are like benching without the bar

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no guys seriously rice futures moving like shitcoins is terrifying

>> No.18630066

>>18630049
These people are so far gone.

https://twitter.com/scOObasteve99

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>>18629986
This is my cat

>> No.18630083

>>18630065
why'd you spill your beans lad?

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WTF WAS THAT FUTURES MOONING

>> No.18630090

>>18628911
Playing earnings is risky. It'll probably be better to wait for the next leg down, but here are some things to consider:
1) INTC's suffered from poor management of their 10 nm node, but have recovered to the point that their 10 nm process is in production. Their 14 nm remains much more mature, and is more profitable. Their 7 nm is top notch. They brought in their 7 nm process team to help speed up/save their 10 nm ramp and improve yield. Their roadmap for 5 nm and beyond looks very promising and leverages tech improvements that are likely easier to ramp up to high volume as compared to TSM's technical roadmap.
2) Regarding node density, INTC is the only company that delivers on true density scaling (Moore's Law), meaning that their aim is for a 2x increase in areal feature density per node. Other companies, like TSM, only deliver close to 1.5x. This impacts on-die hardware integration of specific technologies.
3) INTC still has market dominance in the enterprise space, which it leverages for the rest of their business.
4) INTC previously suffered from bureaucratic hurdles with middle management that made it difficult to get aggressively in-front of markets (compare AAPL).
5) Semis broadly took a hit earlier this year due to the supply chain disruption. Since then, they've been playing a game of catch up with respect to production. Fab companies like TSM and INTC are now capable of fully remote operation with minimal on-site staffing. While the demand shock to come, with respect to lower discretionary spending and consumer electronics purchases, will be felt over the next few quarters, such semi companies are poised to come out of the downturn well.

>>18629504
Glad I wasn't the only one that noticed that.

>>18629516
The historical P/E average for the S&P 500 is 15. Bull market averages are 17. We're now pushing close to the 22-23 range. This is somewhat distorted by the QE, but make of it what you will.

>> No.18630091

>>18629948
Ok that's based. If you like divvys check out BIPC. BIPC is BIP but with easier taxes because it is included in the 1099 form from the brokerage instead of the K-11 you get from LPs. Incredibly stable and the divvy is safe, it's utilities with a 6% divvy and excellent capital returns.
https://bip.brookfield.com/bipc

>> No.18630094

>>18629698
>kidnap african and enslaves them
>build his country on the back on the slaves
so far based white man, then
>allow slaves to get their freedpm
>give them right
>allow them to turn public opinion against white men
>can't even say nigger in public without getting fucked
>have to shit on nigger on a trannies forum
>can't even shame trannies in public

remind again why do you hate nigger, it seem the better gene won

>> No.18630112
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>tfw when economy recovers in 6 years i will be king of the zoomers

>> No.18630117

>>18630085
eu night market opened

>> No.18630118

>>18630094
EurAsian goes on /biz/?

>> No.18630121

>>18629485
why a price limit, thats dumb.

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>>18630085
ugh

>> No.18630132

>>18630065
Huh, it's been going up since the start of april.
Anon if you find an ETF tied to rice futures you should be able to make some calls as their stock will go up as well. If you find one that's been following the market close enough post it.

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>>18630094
>niggers won

>> No.18630150
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OFFICIAL /biz/ TIER LIST
>OFFICIAL /biz/ TIER LIST
OFFICIAL /biz/ TIER LIST
>OFFICIAL /biz/ TIER LIST
OFFICIAL /biz/ TIER LIST
>OFFICIAL /biz/ TIER LIST

>S
virgin white waifu
virgin hapa waifu

>A
white, hapa or non-chink mainland waifu

>B
¿hispanic panic? waifu

>C, D. E, F, X
everything but

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>>18630124

>> No.18630152

>>18629955
i can guarantee you that even with my engineering degree, if i can get UBI and live off of it reasonably well i will never work again. in a normal society my path to NEETdom is getting rich enough to retire early but i'll take UBI if i can get it.

>> No.18630154

>>18630090
Don't get me wrong. I'm being extremely cautious, I just think BAM is one of the best companies for a bear market and will come out stronger. I have a starter position but I'm waiting for 20s, preferably low 20s for buying in big, but once I do it's gonna be one of if not my largest holdings.

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OH GOD RTX CHADS I'M L-L-L-LOOOOONCHING
https://www.bizjournals.com/phoenix/news/2020/04/21/raytheon-will-be-sole-contractor-in-air-forces.html?ana=yahoo

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>Anon if you find an ETF tied to rice futures you should be able to make some calls as their stock will go up as well. If you find one that's been following the market close enough post it.

>> No.18630160

>>18630132
or just buy rice futures or derivatives??

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>>18630091
Oh! good shit anon thanks for looking out I will look into them more but you pretty much sold me on it

>> No.18630164

>>18630135
Niggers win in a way

>polygamous so 1 nigger chad will have shitloads of kids from various women and run off
>their culture is hyperviolence 24/7 so if you're weak at all, you die or never breed
>most chad whites died in the European civil wars

Whites are smarter, sure, but they're really beta now.

>> No.18630184

>>18630135
> can't even express you hate for nigger outside a anonymous trannies board, not even on the internet
it seem they still winning

>> No.18630185

So permabulls... What do you think about this climb? It looks an awful lot like the recovery before the bear market in 1929....

>> No.18630201

>>18630090
P/E- the higher the better for bull

>> No.18630207

>>18630094
is that you eurasian tiger

>> No.18630205

>>18630184
>> can't even express you hate for nigger outside a anonymous trannies board, not even on the internet
>it seem they still winning
I don't think about niggers except when they're brought up on the chans. I literally don't give a fuck about them as they are no part of my existence in real life. You seemed quite obsessed though

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>>18630185

>> No.18630211
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>>18630185
meow meow!

>> No.18630213

>>18630094
i forget
>allow a nigger to be the president of their country

>> No.18630227

>>18630185
Shut the fuck up
Let them buy
More $ for us

WSB IN THE HOUSE NIGGERZ

>> No.18630230

>>18630227
WSB REPRESEEEENT

>> No.18630233

>>18630185
even if its 1929 again its just a dip stocks only go up

>> No.18630243

>>18630156
Based

>>18630163
:)
https://www.brookfield.com/our-businesses/infrastructure

Really do love this company.

>> No.18630255

I am unironically financially ruined

>> No.18630277
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JNJ and PEP pumping my Roth IRA... love these fuckers, up 25%. Unfortunately still very liquid, need another good reentry.

Don't @ me about muh withdraw limits, the cost of admission is well worth the tax-free gains for the profits I leave in the account.

>>18629935
>try visiting /fit/ just once
nah I've got it, SS&oats

L-sit is core huh? I'll try that.

>> No.18630284

>>18630150
Basēd.

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yeah im thinking inverse etfs are based

>> No.18630301

>>18630160
Not everyone has access to commodities on CME. Hell I barely do...

>>18630158
Hell worth a shot. Got any better ideas?

>> No.18630302

>>18630150
Sauce please be a man

>> No.18630303

>>18630150
There are probably like <100 good nog females on the planet haha oh wow

>> No.18630305

>>18630150
>having mentaly ill happa kids

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>>18630209
I would counter you with this

>>18630233
It took almost 30 years for the market to reach its 1929 valuations again. Quite the dip. Why not speed your retirement up?

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>>18630255
We all are

>> No.18630327

>>18630164
Niggers being niggers leads to their incarceration, poverty, and murdering each other. Making it harder to criticize niggers in real life doesn't actually benefit them in any way as it just normalizes the outcome so white people just throw up their hands and actively avoid them and their communities costing them money, lowering property value, and lessening social services as a consequence of diminished tax revenue. That's some kind of """winning""". Remember, there is no free lunch.

>> No.18630331

>>18629439
here (you) go

>> No.18630332

>>18630301
I think you just buy rice contracts, USO is a prime example of why you shouldn't buy ETF's holding contracts. Sorry for the friendly fire.

>> No.18630336

>>18629557
Those are men

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>>18629497
This is a bit of a stretch...

>> No.18630351

>>18630322
im not. maybe learn what a trend and risk management are, anon.

>> No.18630354

Legitimately boys, TMDX is overbought rn but buy it below $15. I can’t say more than it’s a (Minecraft $) 2x by Jan. 2021.
>t. NOT insurance actuary

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>>18630332
Nah it's fair. I probably deserve that after the hilarious debacle of USO.

>> No.18630359

>>18630152
The B of UBI mean basic. It shouldn't emable people to live off it reasonably well. It should only be enough for people to not worry about housing, utility (including internet), and food cost, so that they don't need to spend time worry about their survival, so they have free time to do whatever they want possibly gaining money yet doesn't have enough money to spend on entertainment to pass their time

>> No.18630369

>>18630301
you don't need to buy to order dingus
there are cash settled futures, and cfds, and many other derivatives and that's how the majority trade commodities and settle price

>> No.18630386

>>18630359
im pretty happy to just live in my house forever while living minimalistically to be fair. my guitar doesn't cost anything extra, i build my computer on the cheap with OEM parts every 5-7 years, i know how to cook. i pretty much just need enough to pay for food, rent, and internet, and im good.

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Buying because "stocks only go up" means you are willingly misallocating your capital in the markets. Come out of babylon anon, allocate your capital where change is happening.

>> No.18630411

>>18629485
SNAP
CARR
KTOS

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>>18629497
You fucking comparing snap to Google ok anon buy a dying social media company

>> No.18630434

>>18630359
Internet is a luxury. Life isnt fair. Struggling breeds character. I was homeless 5 years ago and if i was given UBI i would have never changed my ways. I am however sympathetic to those with disabilities that cant work.

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>>18630112
Tfw I known one day I'll be on the wrong end of the OK

>> No.18630448

>>18630411
KTOS has a 131 P/E why the fuck is it so high?

>> No.18630454

>>18629441
>NET
it's quite volatile so waiting for day of nice dip. In long term, they are a good buy because they are reinvesting earnings into the company and are getting a good global datacenter presence

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>>18629397
Is HLX tomorrow's moon mission? I want to buy a new fishing pole.

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18630494

I'm a cluesless retard that started invested yesterday purely due to FOMO. Tell me how retarded I am.

>> No.18630507

>>18630494
>250 shares of USO
Tell me you are not serious

>> No.18630516

>>18629397
Will snap go up again tomorrow? Thinking about buying some calls

>> No.18630523

>>18630230
Guh

>> No.18630527

>>18630494
get rid of uso sell your gush b4 oil companies release there earning

buy some delta

>> No.18630534

>>18630507
I told you I'm retarded

>> No.18630541

>>18630434
If a society evolved to the degree when UBI become realistic, then most job should have already moved onto the internet, hence why it's necessary to be part of the equation. In my view that's even more important than the money itself.

>> No.18630566

>>18630534
Seriously USO is going to rollover to the next oil futures contract between May 5th and 8th at which point the ETF will take a 10-20% hit and then as the contract moves closer to expiration within the month you will lose more than 50% more. Seriously get out of it

>> No.18630570

>>18630494
Quite, really retarded actually. Sell everything and average into XOM, MPC, BAM, RTX, KO and a FAAG stock of your choice.

>> No.18630572

>>18630494
why the fuck are you putting in money right now if you have no idea what youre idea, wait until this virus shit is over then start

>> No.18630588

God I love you /smg/. The reddit faggot who made all those threads earlier STILL hasn't bump locked after like 6 hours.

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>>18630001

>> No.18630598

Depends on what USO actually does because they changed their rules to avoid some of the effects of contango. Apparently all the new contracts went into August WTI futures

Now do you think that shit is going to go up when production cuts don't even start until May and the demand deficit was higher than the actual cut?

>> No.18630602

we getting WSB rapefugees here or something?

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>>18630156
stop i can only handle so much

>> No.18630617

So during tomorrow's inevitable bump due to people losing their jobs, puts?

>> No.18630623

>>18630598
They still have to roll this month to get into those August contracts though. Gonna get raped

>> No.18630627

>>18630602
Anyone you see here being retarded or trading spy options is 9/10 chance a reddit rapefugee

>> No.18630638

>>18630572
nows the perfect time to invest if you're not a full blown retard

>> No.18630641

>>18630566
I literally don't knkw what that means. Okay so line go doen in short term but will line go up in like a year or so?

>> No.18630644

>>18630617
Less employees doing useless jobs and getting paid for them, extremely bullish and all the future savings from businesses not paying their salaries anymore will get priced in.

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anyone here just fucking hate r/wsb logo?

>> No.18630648

>>18630598
what is the saudi/russia endgame in all of this crisis, anyways? if they're unironically trying to destroy the US's shale, isn't that an act of war in some sense? it's literally "we're specifically trying to fuck over the US's economy in a targeted way", isn't it?

>>18630627
duly noted.

>> No.18630666

>>18630494
Sell it all for a 30/30/30/10 mix of RTX, BAM, NET, and TMF

>> No.18630679

>>18629485
SKSBF, DB

>> No.18630684

>>18630638
>22 million unemployed
>most of the worlds economy shutdown
>virus not going anywhere

ahh yes the perfect time

>> No.18630688

>>18630666
thanks satan.

>> No.18630691

>>18630588
Yeah I'm shitposting in here now lol

>> No.18630696

>>18630641
not if the etf closes

>> No.18630705

>>18630696
Welp, guess thats a grand gone then.

>> No.18630707

>>18629485
Saying a country is legitimate or not is like saying something is a human right or not.

>> No.18630709

>>18630641
>I literally don't knkw what that means. Okay so line go doen in short term but will line go up in like a year or so?
That's an astute question but the answer is a little complicated. There's a good chance USO will just shut down and get liquidated if the oil situation doesn't improve. There's also the chance that the line just keeps going down and USO is worth 1% of what it's worth now in 6 months meaning it'll have to move up like 100x just to break even. It could reverse split to make it look better but you'll still get utterly obliterated account wise.
Don't get me wrong, I love big payoff plays but if I were you I would get out of commodities and start looking at some of the leveraged index/sector ETFs like TQQQ or SOXL. Your return will still be legendary in the long run and the chances of losing everything will be a million percent less

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>>18630588
>Guys come to my thread!
>Guys there's already a thread.
>Guys stop being faggots.
>Guys why do you care about your little traditions so much?
>FUCK IT IMMA SPAM MY THREAD AND THEN TRY TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK I WORK OUT A LOT.

Him in a nutshell.

>> No.18630727

>>18630641
Nope, it won't go up. Look up contango. https://www.investopedia.com/articles/markets/081116/uso-good-way-invest-oil-uso.asp

Just buy this: XOM, MPC, BAM, RTX, KO and GOOGL, FB, or APPL.

>> No.18630728

>>18630413
>dying
up 35% in one day

>> No.18630730
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What are you lads having for dinner?

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>>18630717
Last night when you sperged out and spammed porn threads and like 8 /smg/ threads was pretty funny. Who is your VPN?

>> No.18630749

>>18630730
looks cool. The wife's making tuna casserole. I'm not super excited about it but I'll act like I am

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>>18629528
This is true
I do not like this

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hows this look

>> No.18630757

>>18630728
>one day of earnings after a better-than-expected ER during a global crisis where everyone is locked inside on their mobile devices = long-term profitability
>these are the people on /smg/ giving you financial advice

>> No.18630762

>>18630448
They've spent a lot shekels developing various in-house drone technology and also work on some secret squirrel stuff. But they are winning some good contracts, so there's that. There are better stocks but if we're talking under $20 it isn't a bad long-term buy, imo.

>> No.18630765

>>18630688
That was legit advice though, I also like CARR

>> No.18630771

>>18630749
Do women under 30 even know how to cook anymore?

>> No.18630772

>>18630743
I was the one you filtered mate. You see the collapsed one? aGy? That was me.
Nice try. But as usual you applied your considerable intelligence and came to the wrong conclusion.

>> No.18630775

>>18630684
Ok fine, maybe it's not perfect but it is a good time. Getting in at a good time, that could potentially be the best time, is a lot better than getting in when it's too late. As long as you don't need to cash out in the next year, it's a fantastic time to invest.

>> No.18630782

>>18630648
>what is the saudi/russia endgame in all of this crisis, anyways? if they're unironically trying to destroy the US's shale, isn't that an act of war in some sense? it's literally "we're specifically trying to fuck over the US's economy in a targeted way", isn't it?
It's a market tactic called dumping. With backing from someone with deep pockets (usually a government), you temporarily dump cheap product so competitors go under and you pick up market share. Then raise the price so you bank on monopoly/oligopoly profits.

This has gone on forever in different markets but the closest analogy is probably what happened to steel. When people started dumping steel, the steel industry of the dumped-into markets either went away or became quasi-nationalized.

Private entities can sometimes fight dumping by buying cheap product and reselling it in expensive markets but I don't know how well that strategy would work in oil.

>> No.18630785

>>18630709
what will make oil prices go up again? i think i missed the boat on making the big bucks on oil going down, so im looking for when the recovery is going to happen, like what news event should i be looking for as my indication that i should put all of my money into something oil-related going long? just a simple saudi/russia ending the price war? maybe shale companies going bankrupt in the US as an early indicator or something?

>> No.18630786

>>18630730
unironically mcdonalds

>> No.18630791

>>18630772
nah, I just temporarily minimized that post so I could take the screen shot easier.

>> No.18630798

Are the fucking fucking nips going to start selling or what? If we don't drop another 10% by the time I wake up I'm going to be pissed.

>> No.18630800

>>18630771
kek not really but she's been autismo over recipe websites since the quarantine started and now she's cooking all kinds of shit. Some of the cakes have been okay

>> No.18630801

>>18630785
corona restrictions lifting in big countries

>> No.18630803

>>18630730
>all those veggies with your protein
Based.

>> No.18630806

>>18630785
Should start wandering back up when the world resumes semi normal activity. Main problem right now is an abundance of supply and an absolute no show of demand. So right now it's a wait until the world reopens and energy demand goes back up play.

>> No.18630817

>>18630801
this plus people traveling alot

>> No.18630822

>>18630570
>>18630753

>> No.18630825

>>18630800
>tfw looked up how to pan sear a steak properly and it changed my life

>> No.18630829
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>>18630791
Well that one was me. Point that blame finger at someone else. I made a grand total of 2 threads last night. And one was by mistake because I legit thought one had died.

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>>18630775
>risk losing half your money in another possible recession for some minor gains in trying to time the market

>> No.18630837

>>18630641
>I literally don't knkw what that means.
In the simplest term, if you have small brain you should not touch commodity ETF, leveraged ETF, or ETN
>Okay so line go doen in short term but will line go up in like a year or so?
No, think og it this way: The ETF is like buying apples. After a month the apples will rot so the ETF sold away those rotteb apples at lower price and buy new fresh apple at higher price. After repeatedly doing so for many months the fresh apples might worth more but you have already lose most of the money from those rotten apples.
The oil contracts brought by ETFs won't rot, however im the current time they would lost value toward closing because there are not enough place to store those excess oils, which make them lose money like rotting.

>> No.18630841

>>18630806
>>18630801
Bought 30 shares of BNO earlier today, lost some money on it but am hoping for a decent swing so I can take profits. Should I hold or just get out with what I can ASAP?

>> No.18630849

>>18630803
Micros are important, after all.

>>18630709
Seconding SOX-like ETFs.

>> No.18630854

>>18630730
home made burger with mac and cheese. now vaping some dank weed after while watching day9 play MTGA.

>> No.18630857

>>18630798
What bags are you holding

>> No.18630859

>>18630829
all I made was the bottom left one and the pepe in the hazmat suit. I MIND FREAKED that the autist and he spammed shitloads more threads last night, including some porn ones on a VPN. It's neat to see a man break like that.

>> No.18630867

>>18630598
USO is no longer issuing new shares so mo new contracts
>>18630623
Apparently they have already moved something like 30% their current contracts into August

>> No.18630880

>>18630841
IDK. Might as well hold on? I know fuck all about that particular stock. I guess hold it because that fund isn't likely to go belly up any time soon.

>> No.18630884

Kek, the Disney heiress is making waves again. Seriously she has zero to do with the company (I dunno even if she owns stock anymore) but she's rich as fuck cause of it so looks like to me she'd care less what they do. Your rich as fuck, why make waves about anything. I sure as hell wouldn't.

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>Futures suddenly green with one 1 min candle

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18630899

>>18630857
apple and coca-cola puts.

>> No.18630902

>>18630884
Basic bitch boredom. She might be rich as fuck but she's just a rich basic bitch

>> No.18630912

>>18630899
Boomer Buffet owns that shit, they are considered defensive assets. Not going down unless the index funds take a hit

>> No.18630919

>>18630912
Well it looks like the index is going to have to get fucked then.

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>>18630859
Yeah well you kept on accusing me of being the one. I stuck to my own and just filtered you because of how arrogant you were acting and how you kept attacking the wrong people. Certainly didn't earn yourself many friendly opinions here.
Might wanna work on that. But if you genuinely don't care and are fine with people ignoring you, then do continue. Choice is yours. I'm washing my hands of you...

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>>18630730
Coffee, ham sandwich and some fruit really wish something good the would deliver was open right now.>>18630757
Don't forget all of its competitors are doing better in debt, downloads, revenue and image why he think this small bump is the turn around is beyond me

>> No.18630929

How many stocks do you guys keep in your portfolio?

I got 4.7 k and have 3 positions, but am looking for one more don't know what to get though. Got two positions in energy one gas the other oil and one in defense.

>> No.18630930

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t6m4OEaj08

This guy just pumped NAT 20% AH.

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Commodities going straight to the garbage bin!
>haha everything is fine
>returning to normal!

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>>18630921
why did you just read this entire post when I didn't read yours?

>> No.18630955

>>18630841
if youre swing trading maybe, do not hold long term

>> No.18630960

>>18629856
it really is that simple, and that bad
>>18629831
do you have a fullsize?

>> No.18630964

>>18630946
>tfw bought silver
it's never going to moon is it?

>> No.18630972

>>18630946
I swear we are seeing the start of something in the commodities markets in corn and onions and other such goodies.

>> No.18630989

>>18630929
Currently? One. Never more than three. I don't think it's wise to force a position

>> No.18630993

>>18630066
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_SsR5CgxPo/?igshid=1rndvbmeli7zf

the worst part is that most of these people would have been normal family men 10-20 years ago

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>>18630946
Haaahahaha! This is ridiculous.
>jobs gone
>oil gone
>commodities gone
>real estate- about to crumble
>tomorrow- millions more unemployed
this is bullish

>> No.18631014

>>18630993
They'd have vague unfulfilling relationships and would be the source of many boomer jokes too.

>> No.18631018

>>18631000
we're seeing 0 volume in the market.

We're essentially watching the stock market when only algos buy and sell.

>> No.18631027

>>18631000
Checked and priced in

>> No.18631042

>>18630993
stem fags but seriously what is it with these guys

>> No.18631046

>>18631018
So what happens next? Jonny asshole has already bought in with trump bux.

>> No.18631048

It's not algos per se, but funds and retirement accounts that automatically rebalance or accumulate every week. Michael Burry was right, index funds need to die

>> No.18631066

>>18631046
it dumps.

>> No.18631072

>>18631000
Checked
When will real estate crumble

>> No.18631074

>>18630930
I thought this was going to be some shitty scam, but NAT doesn't seem any worse than anything else right now. Might actually be a good hold for short term, few months up to Q2.

>> No.18631077

Limit down breaker before 10am

>> No.18631082

>>18631048
I have the creeping feeling that 401ks are scams but so is inflation

>> No.18631092

>>18631077
Checked but you're a faggotpilled

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>>18630717
>>18630829
anon
you're talking to the faggot who keeps splitting threads.
He just blames other people for making the threads he makes himself, and thinks he is the epic troll for spending all day posting.

>> No.18631109

>FUTURES BLOOD RED

>> No.18631116

>>18629516
What if the PE ratio is 1600?

>> No.18631121

>>18631102
I got one of you to go mad and spam threads last night, so it was worth it in the end.

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>>18631082
I dunno about scams but I've been telling people for years that they're not ideal investment vehicles for retirement. They weren't even created with retirement in mind, it's a wild story how they ended up being the go to retirement vehicle for everyone who doesn't know shit about investing

>> No.18631148

>>18630993
wow. and im an engineer too lol, i cringe at my own career now.

>> No.18631152

>>18631116
buy

>>18631072
never

>> No.18631156

>>18631102
>>18630948
Fuck off samefag

>> No.18631165

>>18630929
These are my current positions:
ABX/GOLD @ 18.28
FRO @ 7.99
BRK @ 178.34
INTC @ 56.36
XOM @ 40.48

My strategy is to take long-term positions in companies you have a good reason to expect will do well long-term and are valued cheaply right now. Add more over time as you find them.

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>>18631156
>1 post by this ID
obsessed

>> No.18631182

>>18631042
They wanted to be just like iron man! But unironically, pop culture, especailly animated, parents, school, ect all psuhed the stem meme to death. this kids studied hard and were told that it everything else would fall into place for them. low level stem tards are the new mba adfice drones. The cultural leftism thats taken hold of society post-2008 made anyone that works in business or accounting just as much a villian as bank ceos, normies hate the idea of shuffling paperwork around making money, because youre not doing "real work". So they told all their kids to major in stem rather than business. Because to slave morality bound common man a proffesional emailer with an engineering degree is more respectable than one with an mba

>> No.18631196

>>18631116
Depends on the company. P/E isn't a magic wand
>>18631074
It's up 130%, definition of buying high

>> No.18631208

AHEM
biz smidge

>> No.18631222

>>18631148
chemeng student, i hate that most of peers are redditors, weebs, and other losers. Meanwhile most business majors are normal people

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>>18630572
>wait until this virus shit is over then start
You can’t be serious

>> No.18631248

>>18631196
>130% from the arbitrary bottom
It was at $5 in January and nothing was happening then. This is clearly a short term hold though.

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>>18630572
>wait till the happening is over to make money
how is it possible to be both this new and this retarded?

>> No.18631262

>>18631228
I wonder how many marketing buzzwords work on this guy.... I bet non gmo all organic free range would work wonders on him.

>> No.18631265

>>18631196
>P/E isn't a magic wand
As biz shills KTOS a company that has a PE of 145 for a drone thats never gonna compete with BA.

>> No.18631276

>>18631102
>1:04 between this post and his reply
see?
it has no life

>ha ha I made one of you upset so it's worth wasting my life
If it wasn't just samefagging again, which is doubtful.

>> No.18631280

>>18630638
>right before a depression is the perfect time to invest!
You work for the media or an investment firm?

>> No.18631294

>>18631280
but you forget
line goes up

>> No.18631313

>>18631294
But sometimes line goes down. Big down.

>> No.18631338

Guessing it's about time for a new thread.
I'll knock it out right quick.

>> No.18631374

>>18631313
Futures are green faggot. Expect more trading pre market and up another 2%

>> No.18631376

>>18631248
Maybe a decent swing, you do you bro.

>>18631265
I liked the company but that turned me off.

>> No.18631378

> Futures green
Lolwut

>> No.18631379

New thread:

>>18631369
>>18631369

>>18631369
>>18631369

>> No.18631393

I am majority in puts right now and I am so nervous. Everything is in a terrible spot right now so you'd think this is a no brainer, but my retarded ass keeps forgetting the fed can just prop this shit up with infinite money forever and ever. All of them are June expiry but I just feel sick to my stomach. Probably going to hold until Monday and if I am completely cucked just exit my position

>> No.18631430

>>18631374
Eat a dick 1 post nigger. Expect blood in your lungs and another 'rona death.

>> No.18631456

>>18630243
i actually did some development work with Brookfield.
their personnel are complete ass. nobody can do their job right. we basically threw on 40 more hours a week on our bookkeeper just for organizing their paperwork and keeping tabs on the bills they wouldn't pay.

but their margins are fucking stupid high. some 60+%.

i would buy in hard if I could stomach seeing BPY in my portfolio every day.

>> No.18631545

>>18631393
I capitulated midday today. Carry the torch for me anon.

>> No.18631565

>>18631393
I doubt it would continue pumping straight up without some big corrections. The fed isn't propping up every company, only big ones, especially those in the finance area.

https://projects.propublica.org/bailout/list

Millennials are responsible for the pumps in other stocks, and I think they've already invested what they could, which means there likely won't be any big pumps short term.

>> No.18631930

>>18631141
The only reason to do a 401k is for the match.

>> No.18632361

why does ETF decay scare people so much when option decay is literally the same thing--and is the source of how ETFs achieve leverage in the first place so it's not surprising