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18614592 No.18614592 [Reply] [Original]

>Where should we put your oil, sir?

>> No.18614606
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>>18614592
My neighbors pool
His dog has pooped on my lawn for the last time.
I’ll be taking the $2000 now.

>> No.18615240

>>18614592
>*unzips pants*
>right in there bro, full pump power pls

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Get off my property

>> No.18615291
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>>18614606
Go long various fire departments and firefighting-related activities as many a vengeful neighborhood now becomes even more volatile with the introduction of another flammable material. There's probably plenty of warehouses out there that aren't up to code.

>> No.18615660

>>18614592
Data is my oil and I'm all in Link / UND, so, in the ocean for all I care.

>> No.18615709
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There’s a lake behind my house you can put it

>> No.18615774

>>18614592
I'm unironically wondering how you'd go about buying free oil as a private investor with some storage space to spare.

I mean, what would you need to have in place to make this project profitable in a few months?

>> No.18615799

>>18615774
>I mean, what would you need to have in place to make this project profitable in a few months?
absurdly cheap hazmat transportation and the virus to shut down within a few months

>> No.18615959
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>>18615774
It’s not worth it. Even if oil went to $100/barrel, you would still need 100 barrels to make $10000 on your investment.

>> No.18616051

>>18615959
So if we keep the more realistic $60/barrel, if I have useless space to store 100 barrels, I can make 6k. Sounds a lot better than 0, because good luck finding other uses for real estate during the lockdown.

The biggest problem I think would be the transport cost >>18615799 mentions.