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>> No.18600406

First for goddamn nigga.

>> No.18600411

Dubs and green by end of day

>> No.18600415

What's going to happen to the coal industry?

>> No.18600417

>>18600392
Thanks for making a proper thread OP.

>> No.18600422

I love cunny!

>> No.18600428

There's already another one going, post in that first but hold onto this

>> No.18600432

>>18600392
Is this the epic cat from youtube?

>> No.18600437
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18600437

>Still have yet to lose money on ET
>Dividends maintained

>> No.18600438

>>18600411
GREEN
BUY
ERX
UVXY
TVIX

>> No.18600439

>>18600411
My nigga

>> No.18600450
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18600450

I was promised a nice V shaped recovery omg im ROOINEEEDDD

>> No.18600452

>>18600411
Fucking based, just dumped 200k into USO thanks anon

>> No.18600461

Fuck it. I'm in on this one.
I'll let the happening posters have the other shit show board.

>> No.18600464

Can Oil go to zero again today ?

>> No.18600469

>>18600411
Stop it, I want more red. You had enough green days.

>> No.18600477
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18600477

>he didn't expect the И-shaped end of the world as we know it

>> No.18600480
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>>18600392
>https://nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl
based, for me it's https://nhentai.net/g/225152/
>>18600411
BUY BUY BUY

>> No.18600497
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>>18600392
Based OP. Who here bought a shit ton of SDS yesterday and is /comfy/?

>> No.18600499

>>18600464
Or am I a retard for thinking this :^)

>> No.18600508
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>>18600392
When we going to war Oil bros?

>> No.18600518

WHAT PUTS DO I BUY TELL ME QUICK

>> No.18600531

>>18600428
Fuck off back to r*ddit tranny

>> No.18600537
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18600537

What am I looking for in a put

>> No.18600564

>>18600518
Didn’t you see this post?

Buy 200 $14 4/24 outs of SQQQ or cry when you miss out on the gains
>>18600411

>> No.18600567
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>>18600537
Wrong screenshot

>> No.18600583

>>18600497
For me, it’s SPXS.
>>18600537
You will get rekt, don’t buy them if you don’t understand them.

>> No.18600589

>>18600531
Tell your mom to charge less faggot, I could fly a 747 up that snatch

>> No.18600611
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18600611

MY TESPA PUTS

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.18600613

>>18600411
fucking /based/
\,,/ (*_*) \,,/
V-shaped recovery coming, trump will handle it

Just went all in on uso, cannabis stocks, sp500 and netflix on max leverage

>> No.18600645

>>18600567
Robinhood literally tells you right there. You want the stock to fall 11% for it to be worth what you pay for

>> No.18600658

Can someone explain why Oil can't go to zero again today like yesterday, lmao

>> No.18600664

next contract going negative sooner than expected

>> No.18600670

>>18600567
Damn dude those are excellent positions, how expensive were they when you bought them?

>> No.18600673
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>>18600564
I might buy 1 or 2 at close just for the lulz. I think this crash will be a slow burn, not enough panic selling for double circuitbreakers. I'm excited for cheapies.

>> No.18600692

>>18600658
Because they don’t have to sell the contracts today, there’s no reason to drop the price. They have until next month to sell the June contracts. If there’s a demand shortage the same shit will happen next month though

>> No.18600693

>>18600658
Yesterday was negative because of the May contract. May contract expired today, so prices are now reflecting June and later.

>> No.18600695

>>18600645
So what I'm confused about is the contract is 100 shares. Am I obligated to have $7kish on hand

>> No.18600697

>>18600658
Because it's $-6

>> No.18600699

>>18600670
Good bait or actually retarded.

>> No.18600702

>>18600693
Fair enough but Oil is tanking hard, 40% already. Feels like yesterday

>> No.18600704

>>18600658
June contracts expire in a months time.

>> No.18600709
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18600709

Ok bearbros now we can get cocky again. I'm all cash for now. Bought all these puts yesterday when oil hit 0. Anyone who didn't immediately short the market then needs to post their losses so we can laugh at them.

>> No.18600720

I’m im all in baby can’t fucking shake me you devil demons I’m a fucking king I’m going to be so beast and based and help the world

>> No.18600731

actual retard here bought uso yesterday
is it too late? Can I bet on trump?

>> No.18600732
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>>18600709
cute

>> No.18600741

>>18600709
any advice going forward? what puts now?

>> No.18600747

Just checked my portfolio, what happened to AMD?

>> No.18600756

>>18600695
100 shares would be 70k, and no, you buy the option then the option increases in value hopefully, then you sell the option to someone else for profits

However those options cost 7-8k so you will need that much to buy them.

>> No.18600776

SPXS I bought last week is now positive. It's coming, I feel it.

>> No.18600786

>>18600702
Probably won't go negative any time in the next week but there's a large crude delivery scheduled to arrive in about 10 days, that might bog the June contracts.

>> No.18600797

oil $5 dollars today heard it here first

>> No.18600801

>>18600695
If you buy the put you buy a promise from someone to buy the shares from you at the strike price. If the contract is in the money you can sell the contract to someone or buy the shares at the strike price.

>> No.18600819

>>18600786
It already is. June contracts are at 13.70 right now.

>> No.18600842

>>18600819
Surely they can't go any further down?

>> No.18600868

>>18600741
You should probably just daytrade puts if you can. I don't think we break the rally just yet, it's gonna get choppy though. If we have ridiculous EOD pumps I might buy some puts then and hold overnight but I'm not gonna make any big plays until we see big movement desu.

>> No.18600872

>>18600776
OHHH NO NO NO NOOO
AHAAAAAAAA

>> No.18600873

I swear, if mutts start ANOTHER bullshit war, i will never, ever do anything they benefit from, as well as spreading as much anti mutt propaganda in my country as possible.

>> No.18600875

>>18600786
I don’t think oil will be negative for at least 3 weeks when they literally have to start getting rid of the shit.

>> No.18600876

>>18600819

June contracts at 12 .6 bro

>> No.18600882

>>18600747

Playstation announced they'll be producing less PS5s because of it's high pricing and less sales expectations.

>> No.18600885

Why the fuck is ToS and RH so fucking slow right now? Literally taking minutes for both to load any charts and options.

>> No.18600896

>>18600611
Yeah but I hope the drop lasts till tomorrow. Tesla has a tendency to pump back up before I have time to sell.

>> No.18600897

when does the real red start?

>> No.18600914

>>18600756
>>18600801
Ah that makes sense now. Thanks a lot

>> No.18600928

Eoy pump pls

>> No.18600933

>>18600897
1:30

>> No.18600936

>tfw wanted to short USO, flip fopped between 4/17 and 4/24 contracts
>Went with 4/17 4.00p at 0.12
>Expired worthless, lost 3 grand
>4/24 4.00p is now worth 1.24

I literally missed out on 10x because I picked the wrong date.

>> No.18600938

>>18600897
When all the retarded states that try and open up get a new peak and also infect everyone else.

>> No.18600950

>>18600897
what do u mean real red? There wont be any circuit breaker anymore, just a slow a bloody downward trend.

>> No.18600964

market is kill

>> No.18600962
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18600962

Oh no, i'm gonna be part of the pepsi generation

>> No.18600971

>>18600873
Hey muttbros, let's invade this guy's country

>> No.18600980

>>18600876
homie june contracts finna boutta flex on 8.7 ya feel lmao :emojis:

>> No.18600981

>>18600709
Now show us all time chart

>> No.18600983

>>18600964
"no"

>> No.18600999

>>18600897
This next few weeks
>Tech stocks dump
>June WTI going to zero
>USO/UCO wiped out
>Bad mortgage debt
>Overexposed banks
>Real estate tanking

>> No.18601004

>>18600873
TIME FOR SOME "NATION BUILDING"

>> No.18601014

>>18600564
Damn. Good catch.

Just put 10% of my account into these.

>> No.18601021

where can i watch june oil contracts

>> No.18601029

>>18600873
>I swear, if mutts [do thing]
you'll what, bitch? go to an antifa meeting?

>> No.18601034

>>18600999
Trips don't lie

>> No.18601042

>>18600392
Is this the big crash? Oil isnt supposed to be negative you guys...

>> No.18601053

china is going to buy the factory where i work and i am pissed

>> No.18601054

>>18601042
>Oil isnt supposed to be negative
Oil being negative has been priced in since February 1.

>> No.18601058

>>18600873
So literally the same shit you always do? Enjoy our war with Venezuela faggot.

>> No.18601059

>>18601042
It went positive just now. $5

>> No.18601063

They really keep trying to pump it and it just dies every time

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>>18601054
look around you nigger, if it was priced in people wouldnt be freaking out

>> No.18601086

>>18600936
That's ok anon. These things happen.
I once bought yogurt instead of milk. I was really upset.

>> No.18601088

>>18600999
Based and checked AF

>> No.18601089

Hold sqq overnight or peace put EOD?

>> No.18601091

>>18600999
so..gold time?

>> No.18601092

S&P 4000 this summer niggers
Don’t fucking forget it.

>> No.18601096

>>18601091
yup

>> No.18601107

>>18600411
These numbers cancel though

>> No.18601117

>>18601059
No, its only the next batch of futures that never went to zero

>> No.18601123
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18601123

What a lovely day. Hope you guys all made money too.

>> No.18601126

>>18601092
Bull is coping. Sell now or drown in the blood of you bull frens.

>> No.18601128

>>18600411
Dubs and I invalidate your dubs

>> No.18601136

theres 3 /smg/ on page one you fucking autists

>> No.18601154

>>18601089
Who am I kidding Jerome's going to burn more futures and pump it tommorrow morning. Fuck this economy just die already

>> No.18601162

>the CME/NYMEX has procedures for situations like this. Final contract settlement is done by cash settlement (minus a small settlement fee) for those not wanting to take physical delivery. NYMEX rulebook section 698103 for those that like to do your own research.
how did biz missed this?, if you "bought" negative oil and made thousand of dollars of it, you can get your cash for a small fees
fucking idiots why none of you told me this, literally 0 risk investement

>> No.18601166

>>18601136
we need 4

>> No.18601172

>>18601136
One was made by either a lazy nigger or a newfag since it didn't have any of the links.

>> No.18601181

Long or short VIX?

>> No.18601243

Second wave of Govt checks soon? I'd like another 2400 free loan thanks.

>> No.18601253

>>18601243
the next wave is 2000 a month for 6 months. Fuck work lol

>> No.18601265
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18601265

Just went all in on USO
Based or cringe?

>> No.18601267

>>18601079
>freaking out
??
maybe in your schizophrenia clinic.

>> No.18601280

>>18601265
pretty sure USO is going to $.01 so...

>> No.18601282

>>18601265
USO tracks futures not oil price, oil is at $5 now and you're buying june contracts of $20+
BASED

>> No.18601285

>>18601265
based. If you have the balls to hang on for several years you're going to make it big

>> No.18601293

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI4fkSw769w

>> No.18601300

>>18601265
i'm getting all out and am incredibly new

>> No.18601305

>>18601265
Cringe, pull it out
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4338311-betting-on-higher-oil-prices-uso-is-not-right-vehicle

>> No.18601319

>>18601265
Are you retarded?

>> No.18601325

>>18601265
Screenshot please.

>> No.18601327
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18601327

>>18601265
Another victim of online ""advice""

Welcome to the wall of shame

>> No.18601333

>>18601253
I still havent got my first check

>> No.18601338

>>18601091
don't wanna sound like an old man but its always gold time anon

>> No.18601351

>>18601327
i'm down 8% since I started investing ~2 weeks ago because I bought at the height of the cat's bounce add this post to the wall

>> No.18601368

I'm hemorrhaging money out the ass right now.

>> No.18601384

>>18601265
depends upon how much you put in and how long you're gonna hold. Holding for any amount of time less than 6+ months is brainless

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>>18601327
Where is that chart from? I want to find out what else people have pissed away their money on.

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>>18601091
Soon baby

>> No.18601390

>>18601368
put a tampon in it?

>> No.18601401

>>18601333
I'm not getting one!

>> No.18601402

>>18601388
It's robinhood

>> No.18601415

>>18601351
unlucky i'd personally hold cause this isn't sustainable and if it was then we'd have bigger issues to worry about so imo profits incoming its just a matter of margin

>> No.18601423

>>18601402
Oh, I didn't know they had a feature like that kek, thanks.

>> No.18601430

how long should my SQQQ/SCO/SDOW keep pumping?

>> No.18601432

>>18601265
USO needs oil at $30 in order for it to reach $5

>> No.18601443

>>18601388
How are you getting internet from the plains outside Whiterun?

>> No.18601453
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18601453

Can anyone explain to me how I was able to flip 10 deep OTM options on $XOM for a cool 35% during the two day period where oil futures are in the negatives?

>> No.18601460

>>18601430
Until the market is dead.

>> No.18601468

oil is dumping

>> No.18601480
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>making money day trading
>all these posts from people about how much money they are losing holding longer term (swing/position)

feels smug

>> No.18601497

>>18601423
>>18601402
/smg/ in a nutshell
Newfags helping newfags use a casual trading app
It’s embarrassing

>> No.18601505

>>18601453
Nope, clown market.

>> No.18601526

KO setting up a huge cup today. Hopefully 47 by EOD with the earnings beat.

>> No.18601529

>>18601468
this is why print media is dead

>> No.18601534

Can someone explain to me the Reddit meme "stonks" and why anyone funds this funny?

>> No.18601539
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18601539

>USO dumping again

>> No.18601541

Convince me not to short Oil June

>> No.18601557

>>18601265
the united states won't even exist in 2 years so maybe don't invest in their oil

>> No.18601585

Is it time to cash in on BA?

>> No.18601598

The tech market is going to take another plunge right?

>> No.18601601
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Imagine not being up 200% because you thought oil was rebounding.

Hold tight don't let go.

>> No.18601602

>>18601539
I'm going to dump my load into her

>> No.18601606

>CNBC exposing why USO is a structurally broken fund
based, so many brainlets buy it just on the name

>> No.18601614

>>18601598
It fucking better

>> No.18601624

>>18601505
The volume on that contract is like 80 per day max so my buy/sell of 10 contracts is like 15% of the total volume for past 2 days. Is everyone else retarded or did I do something smart? I had a GTC buy order in for 10 @ $0.95 that filled at 9:30:05 EST yesterday - I figure all the premarket shenanigans let me get filled at the lowest price for the day. What I can't understand is why someone had a buy order in for 25 @ 1.30 this afternoon so I just sold at the bid for a cool $350

>> No.18601632
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Oil about to hit new lows.

>> No.18601635

If you guys are wondering why this thread is so slow, there's another /smg/ up. Some sperg got mad I didn't include the sticky and made a second one

>>18600222
>>18600222
>>18600222

>> No.18601637

>>18601557
Balkanization?

>> No.18601644
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>>18601539
So what happens if USO goes to zero?

>> No.18601646

>>18601497
I've been here since 2007 and never used RH, just for the record.

>> No.18601661
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18601661

HELP

I’ve made too much money and I’m worried that I’ll lose meaning in life, how do I cope?

>> No.18601663

>>18601635
oh no i'm missing the OTHER thread full of people screaming about oil

>> No.18601667

>>18601644
ETFs close all the time.

>> No.18601674

>>18601453
You are bragging that you don't understand your investment

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>>18601443

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>>18601602
Gross
>>18601644
It closes

>> No.18601695

SPY will get to -5% today

>> No.18601698
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>>18601632
There we go.

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Give me two reasons why I shouldn't buy Boeing and sell at the end of the week when its $155 again.

>> No.18601727
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.18601730

>>18600962
N-nooooooooooooooooooo
NOT MY ROCKSTAR

>> No.18601743

i was just about to buy USO puts and the price went to .01 and now i cant buy any wtf is this jewish manipulation

>> No.18601746

>USO halted yet again
USO halted yet again
>USO halted yet again
USO halted yet again
>USO halted yet again
USO halted yet again

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LMAO @ USO niggers

>> No.18601762
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Trump BTFO'D

>> No.18601765

>>18601743
Its going bankrupt retard

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18601767

What do your portfolios look like right now guys?
Also
>inb4 USO
Had it before the dump, thank God I only had 30 shares
Might take a look at dividend anon's chart and buy some stocks from there when I get paid friday

>> No.18601773

Real /smg/
>>18601672

REal /smg/
>>18601672


Real /smg/
>>18601672

>> No.18601774

>>18600999
>Tech stocks dump
I don't know man, tech and mcdonalds are the only thing people are consuming atm

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>>18601727
based

>> No.18601779
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18601779

ROCK THE CABAH

>> No.18601781

>>18600392
>https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
Can someone explain this?
Is this any good?

>> No.18601786

>>18601762
Next he just needs to dissolve the senate and declare marshall law

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Does anyone have the hapa breeding programs link from a few threads back?

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>>18601746
>>18601750
Took profit at $2.68.
This oil shitstorm has been golden.

>> No.18601796

>>18601781
it says market goes downies and there's less delta-hedged resistance than before

>> No.18601802

>>18601773
>g-guys use my fred pls
please trip so i can filter you

>> No.18601808
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18601808

Over 50k put contracts for IWM at $85 for May 15, literally lower than March's low. I just got into 3 contracts at $90 just in case.

>> No.18601810
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USO big boys sold off for big losses. I think this might be it lads.

>> No.18601816

>>18600392
Should I purchase a bike before the economy collapses? It can help me flee the city if need be.

>> No.18601818

>>18601773
Fuck off discord tranny

>> No.18601819

>>18601674
>>>18601453 (You)
>You are bragging that you don't understand your investment

So then you understand why the furthest OTM call for $XOM with a May 2021 expiration date went up 35% in two days when Oil prices tanked and ExxonMobil declined from last week's close?

>> No.18601823

What is so bad about holding sqqq over night?

>> No.18601827
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18601827

kek you can tell the PPT like
>omg we gotta pump SPX
>now we gotta pump oil
>AHHHH BACK TO SPX

>OMFGGG OIL PUMP OIL PUMP OIL

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18601834

>>18601774
Doesn't matter when tech stocks are this fucking overvalued

I posted this last week

>> No.18601843

>>18601823
Interest

>> No.18601847

>>18601823
Rebalancing. Google it since it sounds like you're not one to look things up on their own.

>> No.18601855

yo guys im new what do I do i got like 1 grand of spare money to throw around for the lols

>> No.18601864

>>18601823
I don't think one night is so bad, but prolonged time is

>> No.18601869

>>18601415
>i'd personally hold cause this isn't sustainable
hahahaha momentum is building senpai.

>> No.18601870

So is tradingview ever going to get their charts to work with negative numbers or what

>> No.18601873

>>18601762
>Butthurt pooskin doesn’t like Trump.

Color me surprised.

>> No.18601876

>>18601819
>lockdown will end
>demand will go back up quickly
>opec will not start pumping more
>oil prices go back to 60 a barrel
>majors will start printing money again when all the small produces collapse
>this will happen by may 2021

>> No.18601879

I find it funny how Uber's entire cash reserves is from their ipo listing. 43 out of 44 quaraters of negative net revenue
It is the bellweather for the tech bubble bursting in earnest.

>> No.18601885

>they didnt listen when i said buy DHT at 6 dollars
>they bought oil companies on the "dip"
Based retards

>> No.18601886

>>18601765
>18601765
its back. bought some puts, go get the free money guys

>> No.18601888

Wait. Oil is tumbling down again?

>> No.18601895

>>18601796
>market goes downies
Really?
That white paper says that anything above 45% is bullish and that the correlation is significant only(?) around 1 month after the print. There were a lot of bullish prints the whole last week and before. Do I have to average the data points? Makes sense that equally bullish and bearish data points cancel out if the proposed mechanism is correct. On his twitter account he said that it should be handled like a sentiment indicator. Pls help, I'm new.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL1FRoCxdks

>> No.18601902
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18601902

Is oil going to keep going down?

>> No.18601908 [DELETED] 
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SHOPIFY
>SHOPIFY
SHOPIFY
>SHOPIFY

DAYYYUMMM niggas when can I buy this thing??

>>18601796
DIX is still fairly high and it has been for days, and the GEX floor is sti ll there even if it's dropping.

>> No.18601911

too late for the spsx train? I mean things will only get worse right?

>> No.18601916

>>18601834
holy shit literal basedgamer robinhood users are propping up AMD

>> No.18601919

Buy tech now or wait?

>> No.18601920

Is KJU kill or nah?

>> No.18601923

>>18600438
I'm in

>> No.18601924

RTX at 62.62
I'm going all in it hits 60

>>18601885
I fucked up and only got 5 shares at 6.58
It's also the only green I have too

>> No.18601925
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>>18601698
I'm spying a wet tissue holding up the oil market at $11.

>> No.18601933

What is a good price to get into AMD?

>> No.18601937

>>18601823
>Why and how leveraged ETFs rebalance their portfolios
Leveraged ETFs seek to provide a certain multiple (generally 2x or 3x) of daily returns on the underlying index. The daily movements in the underlying index and subsequent changes in ETF exposure may mean the ETF manager needs to rebalance the portfolio daily
My bad overnight might be a problem

>> No.18601942

To clarify, the reason oil stocks are maintaining is because of the expectation that the Fed will print money for them, yes?

>> No.18601944
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>tfw sold my $3 USO put when it was at $3.05 a share

how much more would I have made?

>> No.18601950

>>18601933
at -300%

>> No.18601953

This wouldn't have happened if Bernie Sanders was president.

>> No.18601962
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>>18601415
>cause this isn't sustainable
the only thing that isn't sustainable is jerome's pump-fu. One day we're going to wake up and see that the fed's tricks have run out and this whole clown market is going to crater into the center of the universe like oil just did.

>> No.18601961

>>18601873
Dude nobody likes Trump.

>> No.18601968

>>18601933
$42

>> No.18601971

>>18601911
just make sure to cut losses if you hop on and lose.

>> No.18601975

>>18601942
The big oil boys have already shuttered most production and their value is based on how well they can rely on their cash reserves
The smaller ones, and in particular shale, are entirely priced by being price controlled by Trump. The Fed can't save them unless it literally forgave their debt entirely (and then the big boys would want in on that action)

>> No.18601976

>>18601944
It's better not to think about things like that.
Not good for your mental health.

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>>18601644
>he thinks 0 is the bottom

>> No.18601986
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>He believed in the V meme, and thought there would be no consequences
Imagine being this stupid. Yes, don't fight central banks, but don't be a blind idiot either.

>> No.18601990

>>18601827
They can't keep up with everything at once now. Shit is well and truly fucked, and mortgage companies are next.

>> No.18601993

>>18601942
Stock prices are forward looking. Refined oil demand will be back to what it was after the covid.

>> No.18602001
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18602001

DOOMERS GET THE COPE

YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET THE CHANCE TO BUY KO AT $38 EVER AGAIN LMAO

>> No.18602007

>>18601986
So many mumu shit talkers who couldn't understand that two straight weeks of gain is not a natural market.

>> No.18602012

>>18601990
just saw a $10 handle on oil

>> No.18602014
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>>18601925
RRRRRRIIIIIPPPPPPPP

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>>18601981
I only think zero is the bottom because that's certainly where they would just delist or close the ETF, they'll probably do it before hand similar to this: https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20200420005956/en/Barclays-Announces-Redemption-iPath%C2%AE-Series-SP-GSCI%C2%AE

>> No.18602025

>>18601933
$10 would be a fair value for it

Not even joking

>> No.18602026

>>18601944
checked
never look back

>> No.18602027

Do I hold my shorts untill thursday? Im expecting that to be THE RED DAY with DOW sub20k and then a rebound on friday. Thoughts?

>> No.18602033

>>18601944
just buy some puts now its still gonna drop

>> No.18602035

>>18601993
Not in a month. Even if you could snap your fingers and remove all the lockdowns tomorrow we'd still have months to burn through reserves. And that would also require a separate snap to instantly end the price war.

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18602038

>>18601961
fag

>>18602001
>>18601993
DUMP.

>> No.18602041

>>18601942
Oil stocks are maintaining because this is temporary and they're looking 3 to 5 months out. As the world begins coming back online energy demands will ramp back up.

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18602047

OIL NEGATIVE EoW
>OIL NEGATIVE EoW
OIL NEGATIVE EoW
>OIL NEGATIVE EoW
OIL NEGATIVE EoW
>OIL NEGATIVE EoW
OIL NEGATIVE EoW
>OIL NEGATIVE EoW
OIL NEGATIVE EoW
>OIL NEGATIVE EoW
OIL NEGATIVE EoW
>OIL NEGATIVE EoW

>> No.18602049

Just fuck my shit up.

>> No.18602051

>>18601937
This is going to sound rather rudimentary and dumb. But even if it's happened over night, but the market is crashing don't the price still be higher the next day?

>> No.18602060

>>18602014
this image is so stupid, how will he close the fucking short?

>> No.18602063

>>18602038
>>18602001
To be fair KO is probably a decent buy compared to the rest of the trash on the market.

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18602067

Please bobo, no more.

>> No.18602071

from CNBC:
"New York’s unemployment system collapses"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhgpelu0vY

>> No.18602072

>>18601961
nobody in your little echo chamber

>> No.18602076

HOW LOW IS USO GONNA GO

>> No.18602084

JUST

>> No.18602089
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>>18602060
No need, it will go to 0 and he will never have to cover.

>> No.18602090

>>18602076
Unironically to 0.01

>> No.18602094

>oil is up $43 dollars just today
>all these zoomers who doubted oil
lmao im gonna be rich

>> No.18602096

>>18601993
lmao we're at the beginning of a DEPRESSION

The economy will be depressed for at least a few years.

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>>18602060
That's enough questions for now. Shhhh, there, there.

>> No.18602103

i just bought 5 shares of netflix how fucked am i

>> No.18602105

>>18602076
Idk when do I buy in? 2.0?

>> No.18602110

>>18602072
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/trump-approval-ratings/

>> No.18602112

>>18601981
I think 0 is the bottom because algos run on log normal

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>>18601876
But look at the bid ask spread on this particular contract. I feel like the dude with the bid at $1.30 is retarded - I filled 10 out of his 25 but after him there are only Mass bid orders at $0.75. The sell of my 10 contracts is 30% of the total volume for this option today. With volume this low I feel like the price isn't accurate

>> No.18602128

>>18602103
It's fucking dumping are you retarded?

111.48 P/E ratio? How the fuck is it going to start taking in 1.5 trillion dollars in revenue? Are you fucking stupid?

>> No.18602144

>>18602112
>I think 0 is the bottom.
WTI crude was trading at -37 yesterday soooo.....

>> No.18602150

>>18602103
ur gonna make it

>> No.18602157

>>18602105
Never. I believe they hold a chunk of June contracts. If shit keeps up the way it is, USO gonna get liquidated and go straight to zero.

>> No.18602169

USO halted? I wanted to throw 5k at call options for the lulz.

>> No.18602187

all i have to do now is double my money to get back to where i was a month ago

>> No.18602190

SHOULD I BUY USO PUTS OR NAH

>> No.18602193

>>18602144
>most sites couldn’t display negative prices
That was amazing, everywhere was just 0.01 for ages.

>> No.18602194

>>18601136
how do I profit off this?

>> No.18602197
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18602197

REGENERON DOWN 5%
WOWWWWW
GET IN TO WIN!!

>>18602063
they JUST reported earnings this morning
if it were really a shitstock it'd be getting killed by it's numbers and guidance

>>18602110
>that spike in GWB approval
>because he FAILED to protect americans from a terror attack his intelligence community was aware of
You ever just lost your faith in humans reasoning?

>>18602072
You realize Hill and Don are two of the most hated people in the country, and those were our two options?

>> No.18602201

interesting that tech stocks are dumping, but airline stocks are strong

>> No.18602203

>>18602144
I mean sure but the price action was very different in below zero land than it was above. It also was only negative because there comes an obligation with holding. I don't see this being the case for an etf.

>> No.18602207

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/g5e3e5/i_bought_oil_at_32_yesterday_and_made_26000_sort/

jesus christ what an easy $30k

>> No.18602217

>>18602190
No you won’t be able to exercise them making them useless

>> No.18602220

>>18601993
Shale oil can't survive a month of prices like this. Dozens and dozens of firms will shutdown and banks will be out massive loans on that.

>> No.18602222

>>18602187
get student loans, go to a casino, bet it all on red

>> No.18602230

>>18602190
I would highly consider it. They own a huge chunk of June contracts. They about to get liquidated here soon enough.

>> No.18602233

>>18602222
Holy quads. And I just applied for fafsa

>> No.18602239

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1252640539574448128

Trump just announced another economic relief.

Have we really reached the bottom in March? Seems unbelievable tbqh

>> No.18602243

>>18602222
solid advice coming from these numbers

>> No.18602247

>>18602222
i'm all in SQQQ/SCO/SDOW so shit better keep crashing hard

>> No.18602251

>>18602201
Airline stocks are priced in unironically. They are getting their bailout and it's just a matter of waiting for stuff to open again,

>> No.18602257

>>18602222
based digits

>> No.18602259

>>18602239
mate as long as government keeps pumping that corpse market there will be no bottom, just life support
and the longer they prop it up the harder it will pop

>> No.18602261

>>18602239
ACTIVATE ZE POOMP

>> No.18602263

>>18602239
So, what is it now? This dumbfuck said the peak and the worse was behind us. Who the fuck believes his lies.

>> No.18602265

>>18602169
If you're Baggie use your god trip else fake and gay.

>> No.18602268
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18602268

>WTI crude keeps falling
Holy shit, are we gonna see actual negative this week?
I bet the boomers are loading their guns right now

>> No.18602276

>>18602251
we're not opening up until July because fuck boomers and libs

>> No.18602277

thats it. im going to start pumping for the long run. maybe itll double up next year....

>> No.18602282

>>18602207
he got lucky some other retard bought his hot potato

>> No.18602285

>>18602201
Airlines stocks have hit their bottom, they're trading at or below intrinsic value and literally wont go lower

>> No.18602288

USO poomp time

>> No.18602291

>>18602268
June futures are going to fucking zero USO has to dump them first week of May WHICH IS WHEN THOSE SAUDI OIL TANKERS ARRIVE

>> No.18602295

>>18602259
the market has been on life support for the last 12 years, who cares at this point

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>>18602268
Nah, negative is (almost) impossible this week. They'll keep holding it out of hope. Negative will happen when expiration comes, and they have no other choice than to pay to get rid of their oil.

>> No.18602298

>>18602207
damn he almost got FUCKED

>> No.18602302
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18602302

BOTTOM REACHED

LET'S GO

>> No.18602310

>>18602239
WHERES THE MORATORIUM OF PAYROLL TAX. DRUMPHHHH.

>> No.18602312

>>18602268
WTI is the stock that went negative yesterday. It's a futures contract for a month out. Brent is the closer analysis of what the price of oil is.
Unironically this is kind of the best site to get the full oil spread. They take shits on other forms of energy, so don't count on unbiased news about much.
https://oilprice.com/

>> No.18602320

which bank funds USO?

>> No.18602323

How tall is Kelly Evans bros

>> No.18602328

>Buy 4/22 266p at the low
>It immediately pumps up
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>> No.18602331

>>18602320
CME

>> No.18602340

>>18602295
Well, I agree
everything after 2008 is a fucking game of pretend

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>>18602323
why do you like the pignosed airhead?
she's like the worst cnbc girl

>> No.18602346

>>18602302
>Resistance
I don't think so, dumb permabull. This is a quick short liquidation.

>> No.18602348

>>18602331
well how about I short that shit. One move ahead niggers.

>> No.18602355

>>18602328
Hasn't mooned too hard yet, it's bouncing back around 273.8. I'm hoping it'll drop again

>> No.18602360

NEW THREAD

>>18601672
>>18601672
>>18601672

NEW THREAD

>>18601672
>>18601672
>>18601672

NEW THREAD

>>18601672
>>18601672
>>18601672

>> No.18602365

aaah my amd
sell now?

>> No.18602367

It will keep climbing for about an hour then tumble

>> No.18602368

>>18602328
If you're going to buy puts at the extreme of a crab day, buy them for the other direction or at least out them more than a single day out.

>> No.18602369
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18602369

would you like some V-SHAPED RECOVERY?

>> No.18602372

>>18602345
I never said I liked her I was just asking how tall she was

>> No.18602374

>>18602348
You need to find out how exposed they are to a default risk on USO first. It's possible they're not exposed at all.

>> No.18602382

>>18602360
Learn how to make a fucking /smg/ thread you absolute retard.

Don't fucking click on this shit.

>> No.18602392

>>18602368
Nah I wanted to daytrade the downtrend and got FOMOd into buying at the low. F

>> No.18602393

>>18602382
FOR FUCK'S SAKE LET'S ALL JUST MOVE TO ONE THREAD

>> No.18602394

>>18602360
fuck off

>> No.18602399

repeat after me. stocks. always. goes. UP!

>> No.18602403

>>18602382
>wahh wahh muh sticky

>> No.18602404

>>18602382
boo hoo the OP doesnt have a bunch of links in it

>> No.18602408

>>18602360
kill yourself faggot

>> No.18602413

>>18602393
we're a simple people and like our copypasta

>> No.18602425

>>18602404
proves you're an unironic newfag

>> No.18602430

>>18602403
>>18602404
How I know you're fucking new here...

>> No.18602454

>>18601497
Show them your gains, faggot.

>> No.18602459

>>18602369
Too bad, only crabs and red dildos. Red crab cocks.

>> No.18602479

>>18602449
actual new
>>18602449
actual new
>>18602449
actual new
>>18602449
actual new
>>18602449
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>>18602449
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actual new

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>>18602382
agreed.

>>18602404
fuck off, we're full

>> No.18602486

Proper thread:
>>18602478

>> No.18602523
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>>18602479
>>18602486
shidd

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18602622

>Blackrock=FED RES
>FED via Blackrock has been meeting in secret with Mortgage executives
>Certain mortgage servicers are going to fail without invervention
I did not say this. I was not here.

>> No.18602650

>>18602479
>>18602486
FFS. This is why we can't have nice things

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18602793

>>18602001
I wouldnt hold my breath

>> No.18602843

>>18601834
Your analysis literally couldn't be more wrong.

>> No.18602848

>>18602382
>muh shit pasta

>> No.18602858

>>18602843
Enjoy losing everything

>> No.18603019

>>18602622
i heard blackrock was the middleman chosen between trump gov and the fed to buy out such and such

end of fed is coming

>> No.18603253

>>18600731
I'd bet on biden at +120. His odds improve every day when rwnjs protest and retard r govs open salons up.

>> No.18603270

I'm happy things are red for once; all the more "shares" per dollar I'm gonna bag once the market closes at 4. All the more Divvy per share I'll bag as well.

>> No.18603798

>>18602793
>>I wouldnt hold my breath
>for what? getting it that cheap ever again?