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>gf found out I'm into crypto
>looks up Bitcoin and is now convinced I'm buying drugs behind her back with it

>> No.18598884
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>>18598832
So you're admitting online to your drug problem?
Its a great first step anon...admit you have the problem and then you can be Saved.

>> No.18599009

>>18598832
tell her she should try some dankweb shrooms

>> No.18599096

Cook that bitch the finest steak dinner she's ever had then tell her bitcoin paid for it all.

>> No.18599117

It shouldn't be too hard to convince her you're a degenerate gambling addict speculating on worthless pixels and not a degenerate druggie

>> No.18599118

Why are there so many simps on biz? Stop letting your girl walk all over you and dictate your lifestyle. Weak ass beta.

>> No.18599150

>>18599118
I found the incel

>> No.18599157

>>18599096
So you're selling drugs now anon?

>> No.18599183

>>18599150
He's right, stop being a simp you simp

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>>18599150
>such a misogynist, he surely must have a small penis

>> No.18599633

>>18599150
Actually he’s probably the only guy who’s gotten laid in the entire thread so far

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>get new phone
>Immediately install Kuroba
>Let gf take a look through phone since she wants a new one too and had been looking at this one
>"anon what is this app it's full of people posting weird stuff and everything mispelled"
>immediately realize she's on /biz/
>Take phone back and say it's a messaging app automatically installed on Android
>Few minutes pass
>Anon was that the 4chan Nazi shooter message board?
>Say that I use different imageboards for cryptocurrency and stock investments
Don't know if she believed me

>> No.18601002

>having a gf
ngmi

>> No.18601045

>>18599150
you are a fag

>> No.18601239

>>18601002
Incel cope