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Bearchads lets no get too cocky this time kk? no need post 500% profit screen shots and tear drinkin gifs. We should just take our win nice and easy like fishing trip


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Whana Be Oil Barons:
>>18595995

>> No.18597234

All homosexuals are pedophiles.

>> No.18597242

What is the play today brahs?

>> No.18597245

Good luck
Try not to blow up

>> No.18597253
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18597253

1) 10 year yield is falling like a rock and headed for new lows.
2) Another huge drop in crude and now it's in the June contract, the one that matters.

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18597255

HOW MUCH SQQQ FOR A SQUID. I WANT TO FUCK A SQUID

>> No.18597259

>>18597253
Can't go any lower?

>> No.18597261

>>18597242
I have no idea. I am sitting in a pile of cash and want to throw it at stuff too.

>> No.18597263
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18597263

Friendly reminder oil bros

The barrel costs more than the oil inside

>> No.18597264

>>18597242
Buy long term oil calls

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18597265

>>18597212
Do you smell that? It's the scent of fear

>> No.18597267

>>18597212
I guess today I wont sell my put at 10 and buy at 3

>> No.18597268

>>18597224

is either of those a man?

>> No.18597272

>>18597234
I'm Mike Pence and I approve of this message.

>> No.18597273

>>18597255
SDOW, TVIX, TZA

>> No.18597278

commodity futures are imploding

>> No.18597282

>>18597263
It's already sub $3 pre market

>> No.18597288
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18597288

Reminder that Jerome has made literally all assets worthless or inferior to stocks.
He will pop literally every bubble to keep the stock market inflated.

>> No.18597289

>>18597278
Those are the only things the fed can't print.

>> No.18597292

>>18597263
Have you made any money shorting oil?

>> No.18597296

>he held?
>load the panic sell algorithm

>> No.18597299

USO halted

>> No.18597307

Hold low will BA go today, ladies?

>> No.18597310

I thought the NYSE opened at 9, was wondering why nothing had happened.

>> No.18597314

>USO halted for pending news
What does it mean

>> No.18597316

>>18597299
lmao get fucked oil bulls

>> No.18597317
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18597317

Fellow crabs report in.

>> No.18597321

>>18597292
of course.

I exited all my calls on the 9th and advised everyone to do so. Entered puts and oil bear etfs
Bear etf has already doubled.

>> No.18597324

>>18597292
Not him, but £1000 yesterday and £800 today so far.

Don't have huge amounts of cash so using leverage and can't risk bigger amounts.

>> No.18597330

>>18597296

This right here

>> No.18597334

>>18597310
Go back

>> No.18597335

>>18597321
>>18597324
Nice

>> No.18597336
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18597336

Theme of the day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7qkQewyubs

>> No.18597337

>>18597288
>orwellpasta
nice

>> No.18597338

This week, brainlets on /biz/ will realize what happens when an ETN gets shut down.

>> No.18597340
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18597340

I'm going to come out of this week at a loss probably.

>> No.18597342

>>18597282
So the screencap from yesterday comes to fruition

>> No.18597344

>yesterday oil memers got absolutely fucked by contango
>now there is a new class of oil memers that want to get fucked by contango by proxy in USO
Can you absolute idiots stop this?

>> No.18597346

>earned a new car today in gains
sell or hold? i wonder if it's gonna pump or dump on open. guessing pump for a bit then dump end of day

>> No.18597347
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18597347

I
WONT
FUCKING
SELLL

>> No.18597357
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18597357

Yay

>> No.18597361
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18597361

Is CAR something good to hold long? Thought I might buy some EURN too

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18597368

>>18597347

I’m holding my bags period

>> No.18597370

Green today today. Fuck you bears.

>> No.18597371

>>18597346
for the love of god sell, take any serious realized gains you can in this market and run

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18597375

White women are going to save the economy

>> No.18597380
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>>18597307
/biz/ is expecting it to go low so it will have to moon. It's gonna be beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ7wOYX9FYQ

>> No.18597382

>>18597336
nice

>> No.18597384
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18597384

I'm thinking of holding some x2/x3 S&P 500 short ETFs for the next 1-2 months as I think it'll retest the March low within that time frame.

Apart from beta slippage is there anything else I need to know about holding short ETFs for the mid-term?

Is it a retarded idea?

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>>18597357

>> No.18597386

>10 year at 0.55%
Reminder that all the stock market has been for weeks is ETFs and index funds trying to rebalance against each other as well as shorts trying to short other shorts.
The big money is keeping the FUCK away.

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18597387

>tfw got spooked yesterday and sold everything to go all in on NET and RTX

Someone tell me I will be okay.

>> No.18597389

>>18597344
Is there any reason to not buy SCO, I almost bought in yesterday before close and now I regret it, will it keep going up or am I about to fomo

>> No.18597393

>>18597371
but what if i want a small yacht next week already????

>> No.18597394

>>18597347
The only reason I’m not selling my XOM is because I biught it cheap at the March bottom and it has good dividends. Fuck all the other oils, sold them all yesterday at a loss.

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18597398

What are you guys buying today?

>> No.18597399

>>18597384
Jerome will pump the dow 500 points at night and you will lose 30% of your money.

>> No.18597400

>>18597361
you dropped an R friend, you're supposed to hold CARR long

>>18597357
why would you own this right now

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18597402

>>18597314
>>18597299
Ouch

>> No.18597408
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>>18597380
/biz/ is just following stupid memes. these faggots have been teasing bears since S&P@2500. The bear will leave its cave forever.

>> No.18597410

>>18597389
It looks as if june oil could go to $10 today you’ll make some moolah if you buy now.

>> No.18597411

>>18597361
Yeah travel industry is doing she great oh wait

>> No.18597413

>>18597384
yes, just buy some puts 1-2 months out while they're still cheap and volatility is still lowish

>> No.18597415

>>18597402
Haha holy fuck

>> No.18597416

>>18597402
lmao good thing I only bought 30 shares
BRACE FOR IMPACT

>> No.18597420

>>18597387
RTX is a fantastic investment and doubling down into it will never be wrong. NET is fantastic at ignoring the rest of the market and doing it's own thing, very valuable right now.

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>>18597375
dang O_O
me should have held all the ones bought @ 12 for longer

>> No.18597423

>>18597398
Nothing. Fuck this clown market.

>> No.18597426
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18597426

When's it going to be safe to enter puts on this?

>> No.18597428

Guys SPY needs to hit 283 today otherwise my RH account will go negative $5k since i borrowed on margin. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I can't pay that back

>> No.18597431

>>18597398
i'm selling literally everything
another fucking big dip incoming

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>>18597402
w-when you guys say short to zero, that's j-just hyperbole, right?

>> No.18597434

>>18597398
I want to buy some oil storage but EURN hasn't tanked enough for me to want to buy.
Might buy some more MRO though

>> No.18597435

>>18597234
Wat

>> No.18597436

>>18597375
Seriously the thot index will fucking crush it over the next few months.

>> No.18597438

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT72CgEJQNQ

>> No.18597439

>>18597387
You bought rtx at the top? hahahah

>> No.18597442

>>18597426
>betting against betting against oil
Lol

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18597444

https://youtu.be/Z0GFRcFm-aY
Some light music to reduce anxiety

>> No.18597446

>>18597389
A lot smarter than USO but oil is just so damn volatile that overnight the saudis and russians might strike a new deal that just fucks you. And you will get wiped out.

>> No.18597447

>>18597402
is now a good time to buy?

>> No.18597448

I love anime posters

>> No.18597450

Lmao my exchange just selling high leverage oil certs. I caught a -10x brent before weekend, now at +300%

I assume brent going down with wcs and wti, but the drop is dampened by tanker storage capabilities. Thus brent will go down more slowly, giving be re-valued certificates every day aka massive compound interest.

Tldr three sequential daily drops of 5 usd is massively better than one 15 usd drop

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>>18597431

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>>18597400
I own 12.5k in puts I got yesterday and am gonna sell them at open probably lol

Fuck bulls

>> No.18597454

>>18597398
Selling my puts towards early afternoon, longing AMZN.

>> No.18597457

>>18597384
If it rebounds even a little bit before you're able to get out of the position, those inverse leveraged ETFs get crushed. Load up the charts of SOXL and SOXS and look at what the price would've done if you'd gotten in at the right time but were a week or two late getting out. For a while there, SOXS actually gave up all of the gains it made over the whole dip, even though the recovery was only partial. You would have been much better off shorting SOXL than going long SOXS over that same time period. It's a simmilar story for all of the rest of them, too: SPXS, SQQQ, DUST, etc. Have a look at the charts before you commit any real money.

>> No.18597459

>>18597428
:(

>> No.18597461

>>18597413
would buy options but my broker is equities only

downside of trading on a stocks & shares ISA (tax free savings account)

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>>18597448
based

>> No.18597465

>>18597428
Based retard.

>> No.18597469

>yesterday got to see which trackers could handle negative numbers
Thank you Trump for the "deal" that allowed me to see this once in a lifetime opportunity.

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>>18597428

>> No.18597475

>>18597450
my country is going bankrupt
our pension fund is finna gonna evaporate

>> No.18597476
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18597476

FUCK OFF YOU ANNOYING KRAUT

>> No.18597479

>>18597447
do not buy USO. they're going to liquidate.

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18597484

>haha red line go down

>> No.18597485

>>18597451
except i sold 24th feb, bought 26th march
owned idiot!!

>> No.18597488
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18597488

oh there first sign of bull stepping in today
someone bought that last dump pretty hard

probably fed

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I literally CAN'T FUCKING WAIT for market opening

>> No.18597494

>Sell my put latest at 10am
>Wait for a intraday pump
>Buy it again
>Hope tomorrow is red again
Thursday will be green because Smallcap will rally, Friday is 50/50

>> No.18597496

Reminder that stockholders generally see nothing if a company declares bankruptcy, And that you are guaranteed to see NOTHING if an ETF liquidates

>> No.18597500

>>18597485
Good job. I wish I were you.

>> No.18597503

>USO halted
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18597505

>>18597428
>he gambled
>in this clown market
>with money that wasn't even his
You honestly deserve it.

>> No.18597504

>>18597484
what is this formation called?

>> No.18597512

>only people getting laid off are service industry losers
>everyone else is "temporary laid off due to coronavirus" to rake in the free 2 weeks vacation
>get normal salary + state unemployment + $600/wk fed unemployment + $1200 during 2 week vacation
>2 weeks gives employers enough time to classify themselves as essential
>everyone already back to working
>nothing to spend stimulus on because of supply and logistics issues
>everyone putting their stimulus straight into the stock market
I don't know a single person who was making >$20/hr who has been laid off. Everyone is already back to work either from home or with masks. GM gave their salary employees a 20% pay cut and that's about it.
t. Michigan resident.

>> No.18597517

>>18597446
I plan on closing today anyways

>> No.18597518
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18597518

how's the opening going to be today lads?

>> No.18597520

>>18597496
that's be something if SPY liquidated but I don't see it happening

>> No.18597522

>>18597476
This guy bought way too much commercial time

>> No.18597523

>>18597496
wholesome and good notes

>> No.18597529

>>18597504
>BRACE FOR IMPACT
or
>WE'VE GOT TO DROP THE LOAD!

>> No.18597530

>>18597402
https://youtu.be/5mMslmkRUEU

>> No.18597532

>>18597520
If SPY liquidates, then the stock market has ceased to exist. I am merely trying to prevent more idiots from getting suckered into USO

>> No.18597539

>>18597428
Lesson to not use money you don't have. Now go do the opposite on margin.

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18597540

This is only 12% of my power. But don't worry, I don't plan on using my full strength to defeat you.

Now you will see what negative treasury yields look like.

>> No.18597542

>>18597520
Pretty sure he meant USO dude

>> No.18597545

>>18597520
If SPY liquidated the correct investment is rice and ammo

>> No.18597546

>>18597518
VWAP still at 2829
we could easily spike back to 2800+ if some strong buyer step in

>> No.18597547

>>18597447
no, literally only day passed

>> No.18597549

>>18597518
Panic sell, just to then blast it which will make people angry again. Hoping for 2650 on the S&P personally

>> No.18597550

June crude futures are following the exact same trend as yesterday but just more volatile. If June goes to zero that’s probably 2-3 quarters completely wiped out across the crude-refinery supply chain.

>> No.18597555

>>18597530
I don't think Sneed's coming back

>> No.18597557
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18597557

Would it be worth it to buy USO calls?

>> No.18597558
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18597558

>Been a bear for past 2 weeks, lost my ass off as bulls posted gains
>Go bull yesterday thinking it cannot get much worse than the oil fiasco
>Lose my ass off

I feel like this was timed specifically for when I capitulated. Fuck this god damn clown market.

Time to double down on USO.

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18597563

can't wait for my puts to finally print and gain some of the 18k i've lost shorting too early and too retardedly

>> No.18597569

>>18597428
You should be shot.

>> No.18597570
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18597570

oil futures falling off cliff again eeeeeee

>> No.18597571

>>18597494
All in TNA?

>> No.18597578
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18597578

>>18597558
BUY HIGH SELL LOW - THAT'S THE /BIZ/ WAY TO GO

>> No.18597583

>cloudflare happily ignoring reality, up 1.3% in premarket
I love this stock

>> No.18597584

>>18597558
>double down on USO
You're insane dude

>> No.18597587

>>18597558
>being bear in an obvious bull trap
>stop being bear the moment the trap springs
are you retarded?

>> No.18597588

>>18597557
lol retard, contango and price collapse

>> No.18597589

>>18597457
Thanks anon. That's what I'm worried about, it seems to be a knife catching trade

>> No.18597592
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18597592

>>18597558
You deserved to lose. We bobos don't like wimps.

>> No.18597593

How will MRO be affected today? Should I sell or hold

>> No.18597600

>>18597557
Further question: is it possible for USO to empty out and go bankrupt?

>> No.18597604

>>18597558
oil going negative most bearish thing ever happen to us dude O_O

a few years ago oil going negative would have sent SPX to 1500

>> No.18597607

How my cash Chad's holding up? Money burning a hole in hour pocket?

I'm gonna be nibbling some C maybe some CVX

>> No.18597608

>>18597428
you bought calls? it was 286 yesterday unless you bought at close.

>> No.18597612

>>18597557
>>18597558
these are bait posts right

>> No.18597614

>>18597558
>Time to double down on USO.
In a clown market, you have to become one to have success
Godspeed you madman

>> No.18597620

>>18597292
yes, 500%

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>>18597520
>SPY liquidated
Only in my dreams, anon.

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18597628

>>18597558
If you want to gamble go to a casino

>> No.18597631

>>18597558
did demand for oil double bro?

>> No.18597635

>U.S sugar down $4
AAAAAAAAA I BOUGHT 30 KILOS LAST WEEK

>> No.18597638
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There must have been thousands of complete newcomer idiots on /biz/ this week thinking oil was literal free money and bought into these ETFs that are about to collapse.
Starting to realize most humans aren't capable of thought. Feudalism was right.

>> No.18597637

>>18597607
XOM has a better balance sheet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_szaREAEw1Q&t=2204s

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18597642

>want to buy shares
>online broker requires nonfree javascript
>tfw the botnet wants me to stay poor

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18597643

FUCK YOU STOCKNIGGERS YOU RUINED MY PROFITS WITH YOUR FUNNY LARP PAPERS

>> No.18597644

>>18597558
>Thinking he can time the market

Classic /biz/ lmaoooo
If you were holding bull positions with options covering your ass, you'd be even or positive right now

>> No.18597645

>>18597512
Work at airport so was always made to work through this whole thing. Mad OT to make up for shitskins calling out.

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18597647

>coffee:made
>slippers:on
>robe:on
>computer:on

anyone else /furloughed/ here

>> No.18597651

>>18597607
RTX is under $64 again, buy time

>> No.18597664

>>18597600
They would sell to another big player. Whoever is hoarding the most cash wins in a crash

>> No.18597666

>>18597638
i personally feel bad for the idiots who thought they could flip 0.01 contracts yesterday.

>> No.18597667

>>18597651
Below 60$ i might snag up a few.

>> No.18597671

>>18597512
My ~250 person architecture firm shitcanned 30 design staff and gave everybody a 10% pay reduction due to dozens of cancelled or delayed projects.

>> No.18597673

SPY puts or SPY calls at open?

>> No.18597676

>>18597539
Can i just delete the app?

>> No.18597679

>>18597642
Do stocks respect the users freedom?

>> No.18597681

>>18597638
> Fascism was right
FTFY

>> No.18597682

>>18597628
but they're all closed

>> No.18597686

>>18597664
so we *should* buy USO options?

>> No.18597689

>>18597642
shares non free anyway

>> No.18597696
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>>18597647
>dad: in hosipital with heart problems and because of covid19 can't visit
>coffee: don't drink
>phone: constantly ringing
>emails: piling up
>sleep: none
anyone else /essentialworker/ here?

>> No.18597698

>>18597673
wait, but i would bet on SPY dropping over the next two weeks.

>> No.18597700

>>18597520
They still advertise it on biz channels
Once the ads stop, then you should start worrying

>> No.18597703
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18597703

Fuk robinhoods wild ride bros, I tried to buy 6 $3.5 USO puts yesterday but it wouldn't fulfill them. Once my aging spy put bags pay out I'm done

>> No.18597704
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>>18597647
"Working" from home replying to 10 emails a day.
Have a comfy desk setup, sweatpants, hoodies anime and tea.

>> No.18597706
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18597706

damn that 10x leveraged oil certificates has no fucking brakes, its up cashed out at 500% and its already at 700% now

>> No.18597711
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18597711

Oil is free.
Free as in freedom.

>> No.18597714

>>18597428
F

>> No.18597715

>>18597593
sold that weeks ago

>> No.18597719

>>18597550
It's really not possible for them to go to zero yet, right? Too soon before expiring

>> No.18597721

>>18597673
im covering puts on open, waiting to open new puts this afternoon

>> No.18597725
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18597725

>>18597696
>tfw essential but find time to shitpost
>tfw actually absolutely not essential

>> No.18597727
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18597727

How can I get barrels of oil in my driveway and credit into my RH account for taking delivery of them? Any other RH users had success with this yet?

>> No.18597728

>>18597558
Lmfao

>> No.18597732

Bull bros, get ready for a rough one. We’ve held the line in the past, and today I ask you to do the same. In the face of fear, uncertainty, and doubt, we must hold the line.

Stay strong, we’ll get through this.

>> No.18597733
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18597733

>>18597558
>Time to double down on USO.

>> No.18597735

>>18597686
I would watch supply and storage numbers. Once the amount in storage levels out heading downward, then I'd buy every call I could find. If the supply problem isn't fixed, oil will never be fixed

>> No.18597739

>>18597696
just fake a coronavirus infection bro

>> No.18597740

>>18597727
I want retards to leave /smg/

>> No.18597741

Which one of you are pumping LTRPB?

>> No.18597743

>tfw europoor and can't buy American ETF's

>> No.18597745

>>18597546
That's a fancy way of saying you don't know

>> No.18597746
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18597746

>>18597732
Good luck

>> No.18597747

>>18597696
Yeah, grandma survived it though

>> No.18597749
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18597749

LOL

>> No.18597754

> S&P recovering minutes before open
2700 by 1030 am.

>> No.18597756

>>18597727
the oil is provided BYOB (bring your own barrel)

>> No.18597757

>>18597696
Same, my life is fucking misery lately.

>> No.18597758

>>18597703
You can specify what you want to buy a contract at. Robinhood defaults to the middle between the bids and asks. If you’re that desperate to get one you can just buy the contracts at the asking price

>> No.18597764

>>18597735
top tips, anon, top tips

>> No.18597766

HERE WE GO BOYS

>> No.18597769

We're FUCKED. That's why yesterday, right before close, that I liquidated everything and I mean EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recove

>> No.18597770
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18597770

HERE
WE
GO

DING DING DING

>> No.18597771

>>18597673
Spy calls if you sell within 5-30 mins, puts after first bump.

>> No.18597773

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18597775
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18597775

>>18597732

>> No.18597776

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.18597777

>>18597732
WE WILL NOT SELL

>> No.18597779
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18597779

>>18597732
Kill yourself faggot

>> No.18597782

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18597783
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18597783

>>18597727
picture off ugly girl fuck off freak

>> No.18597785

it's green dildo time, get rekt bobos

>> No.18597787

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18597788
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18597788

TODAY'S DROP IS GOING TOBE BIBLICAL

>> No.18597791

It's all over.

>> No.18597792

I’m itching to sell my airlines

Convince me not to do it

>> No.18597793

>had a good feeling Mar 23 was a good day to buy
>only put 10% of cash into AMZN and GOOGL to stay safe
fuck me. now i'm stuck with a bunch of cash and a market too high to get into.

>> No.18597796

>>18597777
QUADS OF BVLL

GET FUCKED BOBO

WE WILL PREVAIL

>> No.18597798

HOLY FUCK DPZ IS GAPPING UP

>> No.18597801
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18597801

>>18597212
OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18597804

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

crab day

>> No.18597806
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18597806

AMAZON BLASTING

>> No.18597808
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18597808

Nonsense to all those who think USO can be shut down, nonsense! Be bought out or Fed pumped. The Fed has thrown money at everything and been buying ETFs, if they choose not to throw it here where oil runs the economy then it is the most retarded thing to ever happen. If it can even bankrupt in the first place.

>> No.18597807
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18597807

Brainlet here. Everyone keeps saying the stock market "crashed" but it seems it really only got set back a year or so. Is that really a crash? I mean I mostly just have index funds and bank stocks...

>> No.18597810

its pumping fuck yeah

>> No.18597811

AHHHHHHH IT'S DROPPING

>> No.18597816
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18597816

WHEN IS THIS CLOWN MARKET GONNA BE OVER ALREADY LET ME GO BACK TO COMFY COVERED CALLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18597819
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18597819

$63 RTX buy limit: set
Shower: Hot
Music: Loud
Coffee: Brewing

>> No.18597823
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18597823

So, can an ETF like USO go basically bankrupt?
https://twitter.com/EricBalchunas/status/1252565311037083648?s=19

>> No.18597825
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18597825

>>18597242
I'm DCAing oil like a boss. XOM, RDS, CVX. Keeping some cash dry for future red days.

>> No.18597827
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18597827

I bought some s&p 3x bear etf yesterday, it's up 10% but I kinda want to hold to unemployment numbers come out.

>> No.18597835

>>18597810
>>18597811
The duality of /biz/

>> No.18597836
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18597836

>> No.18597838
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18597838

ohh buyers stepped in but they being reloaded on so hard very bearish looking

>>18597745
yeah let me just break out crystal ball

>> No.18597843

>>18597732
If the relief package gets signed, we'll be green. If not, we're fucked.

>> No.18597846
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18597846

Wala and just like that, I've lost half my money

>> No.18597847

>>18597819
Unironically based.

>> No.18597848
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18597848

BOBO SHORTED THE BOTTOM AGAIN
>BOBO SHORTED THE BOTTOM AGAIN
BOBO SHORTED THE BOTTOM AGAIN
>BOBO SHORTED THE BOTTOM AGAIN
BOBO SHORTED THE BOTTOM AGAIN
>BOBO SHORTED THE BOTTOM AGAIN
BOBO SHORTED THE BOTTOM AGAIN
>BOBO SHORTED THE BOTTOM AGAIN

>> No.18597859
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>> No.18597864
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18597864

>>18597836

>> No.18597867

I'M DOWN 120% ON MY OPTIONS REEEEEE I'M SO MAD I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT

N

>> No.18597870

Who else got Amazon puts? Like seriously this shit is trading with a pe ratio over 100... who the fuck is buying this trash.

>> No.18597874

>>18597848
this aged poorly already

>> No.18597877

>>18597264
How long we talking here? 2021?

>> No.18597878

>>18597848
>le maymay ha ha its actually deep red lol

Go fuck yourself faggot

>> No.18597881

Anyone else realised that netflix is basically the next big short?

>its operational costs IE, buying content and making it are classed on it's reports as capex.

>so huge revenue and profits but they must be reinvesting it with all this apex...no that's basically operating cost and most of the content really doesn't have a huge underlying value.

>If you used what Netflix calls capex as op ex, Netflix han't made a profit since like 2011

>then if you used the revised multiple on this, Netflix is currently trading at 31x

>basically everyone valuing Netflix on it's revenue and don't realise that the reality is much different

>> No.18597884

VXX is at 46!

>> No.18597885
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18597885

>finally took the beating I deserve and got out of oil
fuck me man. Fuck me right in the asshole

>> No.18597888

Can someone explain to me how only richfags can trade extended hours ISN'T class warfare?

>> No.18597889

>>18597848
Are we looking at the same charts?

>> No.18597890

>>18597835
>>18597836
One man is dreaming a delusion as the cyanide hits his brain. The other man is awake.

>> No.18597893

>>18597870
You should always try to post anonymously, particularly when your identity has nothing to do with your post

>> No.18597897

Get your KO at a discount today before they rocket. Beat EPS and revenue during a pandemic.

>> No.18597898
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18597898

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18597899

Sarah Eisen is so qt

>> No.18597900

>>18597881


I shorted at 438 like a week ago before it hit the $420’s

Thought that was premature

>> No.18597902
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18597902

Circuit breaker in two hours, you've been warned.

>> No.18597904

>>18597823
Depends how it's structured. This one can wipe out large sums of wealth because of the futures rollover but it's unlikely to go to zero unless when they sold those futures, they had to pay cash to the buyers.

>> No.18597909

sold my hands fuck this i'm out

>> No.18597911

>>18597671
>>18597512
>I don't know a single person who was making >$20/hr who has been laid off.

Your bubble consists probably of wagies working for essentials.

Basically all investment have been cut. Most of my friends are engineers/economists because our uni is solely those. A fuckton of people out of job. Even my friends company on supply chain optimization which in many cases pays itself back in 1-2 years for their customers, has furloughed everybody. My gf is a management consultant/trainer, normally has customers coming to her and she has to decline offers, but now having none.

>> No.18597916

>>18597881
There is a new tech bubble. Not only do we have insanely overvalued tech companies like AMD, Netflix, Zoom, etc. but we also have tech companies that still have NOT made actual net revenue like Tesla and Uber
>b-b-b-but this time tech is different
Every damn time

>> No.18597919
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18597919

What do we buy today?

>>18597888
Get a broker that charges for trades, it just $2 at most these days

>> No.18597921
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18597921

Shit

>> No.18597923

>>18597888
What are you talking about retard my net worth is almost 0 and I can trade pre and post market

>> No.18597924

>>18597902
how long is it going to take to hit the bottom, bobo?

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18597925

>>18597898
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.18597931

thefed.app

>> No.18597934

>>18597919
BA when it dips sub $135

>> No.18597936
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18597936

is this the day bobros? or are we still clownworld?

>> No.18597938

Havent browsed this general in a while. Are snss anon and soxl shill dead yet ?

>> No.18597939

Requesting a screenshot of oil trading negative from yesterday. Was phone fagging at the time and didn't save any.

>> No.18597942
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18597942

>he invests in oil
>he doesn't invest in the barrels that hold it
Shiggy diggy

>> No.18597945
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18597945

>>18597893
Sorry I'm too busy being a unique snow flake.

>> No.18597946

good morning bros

and now...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18597947

Spy puts or spxs calls?

>> No.18597950
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18597950

TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE BEAR


THE END IS NIGH

>> No.18597952

>>18597947
>buying puts or shorting on a RED day

>> No.18597955
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>>18597607
O yeah baby, I’m sitting on 80k that I can’t fucking WAIT to spend.

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>>18597939
I gotcha senpai

>> No.18597959

>>18597936
Bulls are fucked. By Friday we will have declared total victory over Bullkeks

>> No.18597964

>>18597938
Yeah. Big 5 Sporting Goods anon hung himself in the Big 5 strip mall parking lot also.

>> No.18597965

A panic sell off if it happens will start with tech. Watch it carefully.

>> No.18597967
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18597967

*sip*

>> No.18597966

Holy shit SPY just keeps dropping.

>> No.18597968

Bought 36 more DIS at a bit over 100 per right at 9:30. Also gonna dump 1000 more over into my both of my Funds. Still got 20 left over. Soon as DIS hits 130 again, those 36 shares will pull down 1080 in profit (minus the investment money).

>> No.18597969

is KO a buy right now?

>> No.18597972

>SPY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18597977
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18597977

>>18597967
based

who /vanguard/ here?

>> No.18597979

EXIT ALL MARKETS

>> No.18597982

>>18597947
SPY put credit spread

>> No.18597983
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18597983

>up $185 already
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

>> No.18597986

>>18597965
So the SPY is RIP?

Please kill FAAAM

>> No.18597989

>>18597969
For marginal gains yeah, I can't imagine it being something you hold long term though

>> No.18597990

>>18597966
Long at 271

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18597991

tfw heavy amount of USO

>> No.18597992
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18597992

>>18597936
I feel like oil cratering is going to drag clown market back to reality
>>18597942
no thanks, no more oil for me for a while. My asshole got gaped and I don't want a repeat of the experience anytime soon. I'm gonna stick with meme stocks like RTX for a while

>> No.18597995
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18597995

How is this pattern called?

>> No.18598001
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18598001

new paradigm

>> No.18598002
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18598002

>>18597939
I saved this pic from the general yesterday

>> No.18598004
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18598004

How the hell is GME up with all this shitshow going on around it. Fuck this clown market I'll never make money

>> No.18598009

>>18597979
You mean buy all the puts

>> No.18598014

>>18597977
see: >>18597807
pls explain

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18598022

>>18597995
>Hi anon, it's me, Bobo. I've come with this little spike thingy to pop that bubble you guys talk about so much

>> No.18598031
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18598031

>>18597995
Wow 2.2? AMZN puts must be printing.

>> No.18598035

>>18598004
GME is the most short squeezed thing in the entire market. Literally the second it starts to climb it ricochets up like mad. It has nothing to do with fundamentals. Burry is just absolutely plundering the squeeze

>> No.18598039

>>18598002
That's good but Kyle Bass is actually based.

>> No.18598042

>>18597995
>not even 1 percent
Zoom out

>> No.18598043

Holy fuck NQ dumped hard

>> No.18598045

>>18597916
Any company that relies on cheap debt is going to go bankrupt

>> No.18598053

hey just woke up, wtf is happening ?

>> No.18598054

>>18597807
>>18598014
unless you're old as fuck this is all good news for you

I'm a 25yr boomer and the S&P will be 5000 in my lifetime so I'm always buying at a discount

buy and hold

>> No.18598059
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18598059

imagine buying stocks aka government shitcoins when you could buy bitcoin once it drops to 5k ahead of the halvening and then 100x within a year

>> No.18598068
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18598068

>>18598031
You're god damn right they are.

>> No.18598070

>>18598002
We need an Inverse Trump ETF that takes the opposite position of whatever his tweets imply.

>> No.18598071

new thread

>>18598064
>>18598064
>>18598064

>> No.18598079

>>18598053
Oil is dead

>> No.18598096
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18598096

>>18597977
I got a limit buy on VOO today.

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18598098

>>18598053

>> No.18598099

>>18597428
Literally based retard
Let’s bet on rising stocks when the entire economy crashes

>he fell for the bullcuck meme

>> No.18598110

Its pumping...


How many people havent caught on? These pumps are just delaying the inevitable. Is it people thinking they are getting cheapies for literally a few quarters off or algos or Jerome "destroy the economy" Powell?

>> No.18598115
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>>18598059
IMAGINE BUYING SOMETHING WITH VALUE

>> No.18598118

>>18598068
Man I saw that article about Amazon France remaining closed and I knew it was going to tank, couldn't afford to buy a put though.

>> No.18598128

Who /allintesla/?

>> No.18598132

>>18598054
Yeah that's what I plan to do. I just mean people say there is a "crash" but is 2% down for a total market fund like VTI in a year really a crash? It seems specific things are crashing, but people in total market index funds aren't that bad right now. I'm sure it will go down more but, I don't see attrition yet. Am I thinking about this wrong?

I plan to buy a bit heavier into VTI and some VXUS over the next 6-12 months. I have a lot of money in cash right now.

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>>18598002
>Kyle Bass

>> No.18598143

>>18598115
>1 stock plz
a number on your computer changes
>1 bitcoin plz
a number on your computer changes

>> No.18598155

>>18598132
it doesn't matter, even if your VTI goes down 50% then that just means its on sale and you should buy a ton more, selling is just realizing a loss

>> No.18598159

>>18598039
>Kyle Bass based
Lol is there a worse performance than his?

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>>18597938
we NET/RTX/BAM now

>> No.18598177

>>18598143
bitcoin doesn't pay you dividends. bitcoin doesn't report to you. bitcoin won't give u any (voting) rights
you just hold it until bogdan decides that you should be poor again. hence no value

>> No.18598179

>>18598142

How in god's name do you lose money during that period?Literally just buying random stocks would have made you a profit

>> No.18598180

>>18598159
>Just made a killing on oil
ummm sweetie no

>> No.18598188

>>18598155
Yeah I realize that. My question is more generalized. People say the stock market "crashed", but... I own total market index funds and they are barely down from a year ago. To me that isn't a "crash". What am I missing? I realize it was down more and can go down more still, but, right now all things considered isn't the market doing pretty well?

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>> No.18598223

>>18598142
seems like /our guy/ desu

>> No.18598224

>>18598180
Does this mean he broke even?
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>> No.18598248

>>18598128
if tesla hit the size of GM/Ford etc and makes 150B in revenue it will only be worth 1300.

It currently is at 24.6 B and already at 700, way overpriced and will come down before up

>> No.18598270

>>18598045
But debt is even cheaper than ever, why would that change anything compared to 6 months ago?

>> No.18598286

>>18598270
Lending rules will change when it's clear there's a significant default risk on outstanding loans

>> No.18598301

The fuck is up with tesla? Again premarket was - 3 like yesterday and ends up positive on open

>> No.18598328

>>18598286
This is indeed right, but if history tells us something, it's the big boys always get free loans anyway. Those that will get fucked by the banks not giving loans, are the small companies. Shit is always the same.

>> No.18598389

>>18598328
If they have good balance sheets. Do you think companies with no prospect of making a profit in over a decade will get loans?

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WTI Oil is traded at $-5.18.

So does it mean that I make money if I go long or if I short the stock?

>> No.18598453

>>18598301
nobody dares to short the stock due to its reputation as the shorts killer

>> No.18598539

>>18598389
>Do you think companies with no prospect of making a profit in over a decade will get loans?
I'll be honest, no. But also unironically, yes.
I was also thinking rationally back then. Then this decade went by. What I saw are Techs not making any money, with business plans from the very start not economically viable, getting money from investors and banks, and getting even more money to generate... absolutely nothing. And them getting even more absurd valuations.
You're absolutely right, they should not get loans in the current situation. But the current situation is a clown markets one, and I trying to think rationally is what gets you fucked in the end. I guarantee you those companies will get free monies from a government plan, and therefore us, the taxpayers, if banks don't want to do it.

>> No.18598597

>>18597825
What does DCAing mean??? New fag here

>> No.18598806

>>18597384
I'm doing exactly that anon I expect a long drawn out bear market right to the end of 2022