/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18595995]

>there were some anons who unironically thought they'd wake up to $5 USO
kek edition

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Whana Be Oil Barons:
>>18593925

[Anonymous No.18596003]

Buy oil for the fatherland, brave patriots.

[Anonymous No.18596011]

We will make it, bros

[Anonymous No.18596015]

>>18596003
And do what with it? Crude goes bad in 40 days.

[Anonymous No.18596024]

>>18596015
what? kek no it doesnt -_-;
anon you understand crude have been sitting in ground for 20+ million years.... right?

[Anonymous No.18596027]

answer me anons, so if i got 1k stock on CRC
should i hold them or sell them today?
im woried what about to be happened in this week

[Anonymous No.18596034]

nXpilAxx go the fuck home you’re horny and I’m not going to make shit.

[Anonymous No.18596053]

>https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/20/bank-small-business-funding-coronavirus-197372
>Banks warn that new small-business funding could evaporate in 2 days
>Congress is poised to add $300 billion to the loan program, but banks are handing out $50 billion per day.

wasn't this what happened in the great depression? when they couldn't give loans to small businesses? how fucked are we?

[Anonymous No.18596057]

>up $18k today
wish i could do this every day or at least every week god damn.

[Anonymous No.18596068]

Will we bounce again before we go down for real?

[Anonymous No.18596069]

>>18596053
OOOH. Do you start to realize that this shit is a ticking time bomb?

[Anonymous No.18596070]

>>18596057
wish the economy and world around me would burn everyday, very based anon.

[Anonymous No.18596071]

Should I be holding through this new request of the low? It is prolly to late to sell.

[Anonymous No.18596073]

Thoughts on GFL or ADW.A?
Thinking of putting 1k on each today

[Anonymous No.18596082]

>>18596053
numbers are already worse than the great depression, market is just kept this high because of imaginary hope

[Anonymous No.18596085]

Is it going to be a green day?
Futures slightly less red.

[Anonymous No.18596089]

>>18596053
Don't worry anon, believe in JPow. He'll pull out negative rates out of his ass to save us all.

[Anonymous No.18596093]

>>18596053

> in the great depression loans that can turn into grants were given to small businesses by the government until funding ran out

No, that did not happen during the great depression.

[Anonymous No.18596099]

Good morni- WAT

[Anonymous No.18596101]

>>18596053
fuck this I'm getting out of every position at opening bell whether at a loss or not and just waiting for whatever happens to finally happen. Oil collapsing into the center of the universe has spooked the fuck out of me and is a sign of things to come.

[Anonymous No.18596117]

>>18596101
Cringe

[Anonymous No.18596120]

guys are niggers black?

[Anonymous No.18596127]

>>18596024
wrong
the oil rocks refill fully every 500-100 years

[Anonymous No.18596130]

>>18596089
>QE infinity and BEYOND

[Anonymous No.18596131]

Only down less than 1% today, I thought it would be blood red today.

[Anonymous No.18596136]

>>18596015
Lmao, gas goes. Oil doesn't.

The "strategic oil reserve" trump is talking about is literally a massive series of hole in salt rock. No insulation, coating or anything. Just a hole in the ground where they dump that shit. It was built by drilling a hole and flooding the salt rock with water until salts dissolve.

Pic related, that is the strategic reserve.

[Anonymous No.18596143]

KO missed earnings. Normally that means cheapies for me to scoop up, but in clown world...

[Anonymous No.18596147]

I can't believe that America will finally end bros.

[Anonymous No.18596151]

>>18596117
enjoy losing all your money when the music stops and this carnival show made of shit actually collapses. If it's any consolation I promise to buy your cheapies while you post pink wojaks here

[Anonymous No.18596166]

>>18596085
> Checking futures when premarket has been open for hours
NGMI

[Anonymous No.18596170]

>>18595995
do i buy more gush hodl it or sell it idk what to do

[Anonymous No.18596171]

>>18596069
i mean, wtf am i supposed to do about it? im just a regular citizen, the government doesn't care what i think, JPM doesn't care what i think. they're going to do whatever it is they will do, and we'll just have to deal with the consequences. it sucks, but that's reality. at least im ahead of the game by actually having a good amount of savings (6 figures) and taking advantage of all of the volatility by day trading for profit. im way ahead of most people, as are probably a lot of you as well.

it's like the house is on fire in the desert. there's no fire department, there's no water, all i can really do is watch the house burn after i get my personal belongings out of it as quickly as i can.

[Anonymous No.18596172]

>>18596136
I imagined huge tanks or something but it really is just holes in the ground, crazy.

[Anonymous No.18596181]

>>18596127
>shes wearing a tinfoil hat, like you

[Anonymous No.18596186]

>>18596053
How do people only now realise this is going to be the Great Depression on steroids? This was going to happen even before Corona as we never moved past the crisis of '08. It's now just much much worse and nobody prepared for this. At least the fed upped the interest right before because they knew it was coming. The ECB did no such thing and got caught with the hands bound on the back.

We are fucked.

[Anonymous No.18596197]

>>18596070
YES

[Anonymous No.18596201]

>>18596170
>https://www.thestreet.com/etffocus/trade-ideas/leveraged-oil-etfs-gush-drip-at-risk-of-closing-in-crude-oil-crash
>When the VIX spiked north of 80 earlier in March, several leveraged ETFs and ETNs either reduced their leverage exposure or closed shop altogether.
>ETFs and ETNs, which are more likely to be impacted since they tend to have language built into their contracts about triggers that could force a redemption, have seen the number of closures skyrocket as liquidity has dried up and losses in some products have exceeded 90%.
>The Direxion Daily S&P Oil & Gas Exploration & Production Bull 2X Shares (GUSH) and the Direxion Daily S&P Oil & Gas Exploration & Production Bear 2X Shares (DRIP) are over-exposed to the worst areas of the market right now. They've already reduced their exposure to the oil space from +/- 300% to +/- 200% in response to the lack of liquidity affecting the funds' ability to cost-effectively establish the mandated leverage.
>While it's mostly ETNs that are at risk of closing in a highly volatile environment, it wouldn't be unprecedented for ETFs to shut down as well. We've already seen both the ProShares UltraPro 3X Crude Oil ETF (OILU) and the ProShares UltraPro 3X Short Crude Oil ETF (OILD) close earlier this year.
>The United States Oil Fund (USO), the largest oil-related ETF, announced that it will change its structure in order to target later-dated crude derivatives contracts. In markets, such as these, wild swings in price can also lead to wild swings in assets, something that fund managers may have difficulty managing in volatile times.
>So we're seeing not just volatility in the price of crude, but the current environment putting a lot of strain on the structural integrity of several of these products. As the structure breaks down, fund companies may be forced to consider shutting these products down if they can't effectively accomplish their objectives.

[Anonymous No.18596203]

WHATS A GOOD BUY ON OPEN

[Anonymous No.18596207]

>>18596171
Went all cash or did you also get some gold?

[Anonymous No.18596212]

>>18596203
>buy
Short the domestic market
You know you want to

[Anonymous No.18596213]

>>18596203
SDOW

[Anonymous No.18596219]

>>18596136
So yes to anyone wondering. They are:
>pumping oil from ground
>selling it to US government
>government then puts it back under ground to be pumped back up again

[Anonymous No.18596220]

>>18596181
the 5G is amplified by the tinfoil
tinfoil socks are the only thing that can keep us safe now

[Anonymous No.18596225]

>>18596186
i don't think we're fucked persay, things are a lot different now compared to the world in the 1920's, technology is a major factor. i just think things are in for a major change, which is honestly probably a good thing because things have been fucked up for quite a while i think you'd agree. the times they are a-changin'.

[Anonymous No.18596237]

>>18596186
>1 post by this ID
Every time.

[Anonymous No.18596243]

>>18596186
It's going to be global again too. Which countries do you think will be least hurt by this anon? I think china is one since they have industry + their own population to fuel it. Maybe also India.

[Anonymous No.18596250]

>>18596213
i got SDOW yesterday, on open im thining SPXS

[Anonymous No.18596254]

>>18596053
They couldn't print gold during the great depression.

[Anonymous No.18596258]

>>18596220
do you have this pictures but with urls instead

[Anonymous No.18596262]

Just a reminder, the Senate is convening at 4PM to pass another stimulus bill, exit short positions today at close buy back tomorrow by 1030am est.

[Anonymous No.18596268]

>>18596220
>concrete enema

[Anonymous No.18596271]

Hmm, which will bounce back higher first, DIS stock or KO stock? $5600 investment money and making back my 800 loss rides on the outcome. (I already have both so it don't mater which however the sooner I make back 800 the happier I'll be.)

[Anonymous No.18596274]

Anyone have coca colas earnings call?

[Anonymous No.18596275]

>>18596254
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.18596276]

>>18596207
cash. only reason i'd buy gold is if it were just my country (US) that was fucked and i could plan to just move to another country in the worst case scenario. this shit is global, gold seems pointless to me. i mean honestly you really think you're going to be trading with people with gold bars or something? it's ridiculous the post-apocalyptic ideas people have. if society truly collapsed, i guarantee if you have a bunch of gold someone is going to kill you for it. much better to bet on society pulling through this, and i believe it will. big changes will occur and hopefully the powers that be will learn from this (I HOPE), but, i still don't think the world is ending or anything like that.

this is basically a storm you want to wait out. think of where we'll be 2-3 years from now, 5 years from now, 10 years from now. not where we're at right now.

[Anonymous No.18596284]

Anyone from mainland europe here? What is the best broker if I want to get into US stocks?

[Anonymous No.18596285]

>>18596237
>now both this guy and the guy he replied to have 2 posts by this ID

oh fuck... those in glass houses, amirite?

[Anonymous No.18596288]

>>18596225
I agree. This can change a lot in this world and perhaps for the better. But the road there is going to be difficult. You gotta break eggs to make an ommelet. I personally am not looking forward to the general pessimism of normies the coming years though.

>>18596243
Difficult to say. I don't think China will do as well as we think. They can fake it for a long time even for their own populace but they will also need to face the fact that their economy is unsustainable in the new paradigm.

[Anonymous No.18596290]

>>18596274
>missed earnings
>up premarket

[Anonymous No.18596298]

Rate my portfolio, lads. Do I buy and hold forever or sell now and wait a bit. My plan was to get those 4 stocks to 5k each before buying anything else.

[Anonymous No.18596301]

>>18596276

[Anonymous No.18596320]

>>18596285
Now it's 2. Check mate.

[Anonymous No.18596324]

This V shaped recovery looking a little sketchy.

[Anonymous No.18596327]

Closed my dow futures long position at an 890 dollar loss, if I wake up and see green dow I'm gonna fucking scream.
Pray for red bros

[Anonymous No.18596334]

>>18596268
Calm down, Mike Pence. Shock therapy is good enough.

[Anonymous No.18596336]

>>18596298
>gregs down
How could the government allow this to happen

[Anonymous No.18596341]

All this shit for just A bad FLU

I'M SICK OF IT, GIVE ME THE REAL REASONS FOR THIS ALL

[Anonymous No.18596351]

>>18596262
More info on this?

Probably goes like this:
>Republicabs want to bail oil
>Democrats block it

[Anonymous No.18596353]

>>18596324
Yeah this -shaped recovery as indicated by my indicators isn't holding up, it's been closer to a \

[Anonymous No.18596357]

>>18596298
I try to buy stocks and crucial companies. Shell, Unilever (Dutchie here) and Airbus when it goes down further will be the foundation of my portfolio. I am in it for the long haul btw.

These companies will have a place in the new economy no matter what. Too big to fail as these are an integral part of our lives. Companies like that will have a difficult time but will get out of this better than before.

Same with airlines but I don't want to bet on that right now. Some airlines just won't fall over and, when all the weak ones are gone the coming years, they will be bigger than ever.

[Anonymous No.18596366]

>>18596327
It might pop up a bit as people close shorts

[Anonymous No.18596368]

>>18596341
I'm not sure if you're aware but the global economy has been shut down for a month, the virus isn't the issue

[Anonymous No.18596375]

>>18596288
>I personally am not looking forward to the general pessimism of normies the coming years though.

lol, depends who you are i guess. i don't like people in general and am a classic introvert who likes to hang out in and around my house all day every day. all that matters is i take care of myself and my family, that should be your focus too. maybe like, some very close friends or neighbors if you want to go that far. i really don't give a fuck what happens to the rest of the normies in the world.

if anything im glad that they suffer, they deserve it for being so fucking stupid and lazy and entitled. i hope this experience toughens them up, pessimism is a GOOD thing for those dumbasses. suicide rates are already up, good those weak people are out of the gene pool, good for humanity. people have already been waking up to how corrupt the DNC and MSM are, that's great, people are already slowly starting to become better critical thinkers. pic related, you know the drill.

[Anonymous No.18596390]

>>18596341
Nature's revenge

>>18596298
I only know of greg's from memes

[Anonymous No.18596396]

>>18596353
My astrology indicators are predicting a ~ shaped recovery.

[Anonymous No.18596397]

>>18596341
*coofs on you*

[Anonymous No.18596401]

Someone tell me why this wouldn’t work:
>wait for oil to go ~$-20
>buy 86000 barrels of oil
>gain 1.3million
>buy this puppy: https://oceanmarine.com/detail.cfm?1493%2DDWt%2DDouble%2DHull%2DTanker%2D%2D%2D14034&product_id=14034&category_current=9&category_current_sub=56
>fill it with the oil
>still have 350000 left
>dump the oil
>buy another 86000 barrels
>make another 1.3million in profit
>dump oil
>repeat
>infinite money

[Anonymous No.18596406]

>>18596351
No, more like
> Republicans want to bail out all businesses ASAP
> Dems want to put money to side for only women and minority owned businesses, as well as a bunch of other dumb ass strings.
GOP is caving, Trump and Mnuchin have signaled as much and Pelosi last night said they were in agreement and down to minor details. It won't last long, but we'll see a small pump when it's passed.

[Anonymous No.18596408]

>>18596396
Does the stupid crab have a name like bobo and mumu

[Anonymous No.18596416]

>>18596151
>cheapies
please fuck off to where you came from with your boomerspeak cringe boomer faggot

[Anonymous No.18596417]

>>18596336
Fuck m8 just buy Greggs. Simple as

[Anonymous No.18596418]

hey I bought $1000 worth of UCO and they're gone

[Anonymous No.18596419]

>>18596341
>Implying the economy wasn't already on a downturn before the meme virus

[Anonymous No.18596422]

>>18596401
Oy vey delete this

[Anonymous No.18596427]

>>18596408
Dunno. Crabby?

[Anonymous No.18596428]

>>18596401
probably the dumping the oil part.

[Anonymous No.18596431]

>>18596406
All of them excluding mom and pops lol

[Anonymous No.18596432]

>>18596401
How do you get the oil into the ship?
What does it cost to operate the ship?

[Anonymous No.18596435]

Where do I find fat divvies on TSX?
Shits all banks and energy, both are gonna get fucked on

[Anonymous No.18596441]

>>18596375
Order from chaos. I thrive in this kind of craziness because normies lose their fucking heads and I get to benefit from their retardation. This is the one and only kind of time where I'm vaguely ok with normalfaggotry. It's such a struggle..

[Anonymous No.18596448]

>>18596341
did you not see the report that the viral treatments turn people black?

it was china's plan all along. turn the entire world into some brownoid hobgoblin minority.

[Anonymous No.18596451]

>>18596375
Based and true

[Anonymous No.18596450]

>>18596368
Yeah but only because if bad flu

[Anonymous No.18596452]

What’s going to happen with gme this week lads?

[Anonymous No.18596455]

>>18596408
Coco.

[Anonymous No.18596456]

>>18596101
Is Bakarina's cartoon good? The trailer made it seem like fujo oriented, for obvious reasons, though I didn't get that fujoshit-anime feel. What is it really, and is it good?

[Anonymous No.18596459]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18596463]

Bought SOXL at 3:58pm yesterday, green line go up please

[Anonymous No.18596465]

>>18596455
I like Coco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ovXSSCaL0

[Anonymous No.18596466]

feel the best that I can do
is end it all
and leave
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[Anonymous No.18596471]

>>18596375
I go out daily and see the world change around us right now. Aggression, people crying in the streets and other shit like that. Normies aren't built for this life.

They all call me a fearmongerer out of self defence. It's sad to see that everybody fully ignores the economic collapse right now. They write it off with classics like:
>They won't let the economy crash bro
>Don't worry, you need to stay positive about the economy
>So what you can't help it anyway
>It will be good for the environment!
>Pff I can live off 8% less, wouldn't affect me at all
>I hope the banks collapse it will be good for the world!
They can't connect the fucking dots and just think they will have slightly less money to spend.

[Anonymous No.18596472]

>>18596455
>>18596465
Coco is bretty good

[Anonymous No.18596474]

>>18596463
stocks only go up I thought LOL

[Anonymous No.18596490]

What are some stocks that have been OBLITERATED by this shit and will be fine once its over

[Anonymous No.18596493]

Bought a SPY put after hours yesterday, how fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.18596503]

the way i see it, SPY just broke downwards through the upwards wedge and will now be going down heavily

[Anonymous No.18596505]

>>18596490
the ones that aren't obliterated lol
mcdonalds, walmart, clorox...

[Anonymous No.18596509]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING

TRUMP’S PRESS CONFERENCE WAS ALL GOOD NEWS, STATES ARE OPENING!!!

Why the fuck are my stocks in free fall

[Anonymous No.18596511]

>>18596471
It will unironically be good for the environment
The rest is fucked but a good opportunity to scoop shit up on the cheap if you can

[Anonymous No.18596513]

>>18596490
>OBLITERATED
No stocks OBLITERATED yet. Takes a while fren.

>>18596493
Depends on leverage, but you should be fine for today.

[Anonymous No.18596522]

>>18596431
If you actually believe that, you're fucking retarded. Dems are pushing that retarded line based entirely off the fact that you have to go to a bank to apply for the loan, and that therefore somehow excludes mom and pop stores, because small businesses don't have bank accounts. If you're a small business without a bank account, you don't deserve a nickel.

[Anonymous No.18596523]

>>18596513
Oh well. I'll just read articles until I found something interesting to invest in then.

[Anonymous No.18596524]

>>18596490
Everything. Nearly everything...
A 10-20% drop in prices is NOT normal.
Its all on sale, but it couls still tank 20% more
Get your cash ready and throw darts. We all going to make it from this

[Anonymous No.18596528]

>>18596493

Low iq nigger tier stupid if true

[Anonymous No.18596529]

>>18596428
Can’t be that hard to trick some African warlord into accepting the white devil’s back gold
>>18596432
Answer to both:
>less than 350000

[Anonymous No.18596531]

>>18596503
First time i agree with vodoo TA, because it fits my position.

[Anonymous No.18596533]

>>18596493
are you asking us what are you going to do with all that money?
only you know the answer

[Anonymous No.18596540]

>>18596416
don't ever (You) me again you reddit tier bag of buzzword spouting shit

[Anonymous No.18596544]

>>18596529
Good luck negotiating with some cannibal warlord and trying to dump crude on him. What could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.18596547]

>>18596509
>bad news
>stocks go up
>good news
>stocks go down
mkay?

[Anonymous No.18596550]

>>18596509
This isn't about the virus. It never was and never will be.

[Anonymous No.18596555]

>>18596509
>he sipped the bull juice

How many times did you brush off the people who said the stocks werent reflecting reality? All you dumb fucks who thought we were just gonna open back up and go watch the yankees play infront of 40 thousand are fuckin retarded

[Anonymous No.18596556]

>>18596416

[Anonymous No.18596561]

>>18596465
>>18596472
Coco the Crab it is, frens :^)

[Anonymous No.18596564]

>>18596511
Not in the long run. We will start blasting again after this ends putting a large pressure on the environment which compensates for this lack of pollution. It will be less efficient, less effective and probably less regulated over the globe.

[Anonymous No.18596565]

spy is dumping PM...

i might actually break even on my short position from 2 weeks ago. fuck.

[Anonymous No.18596573]

So is uco fucked now that robinhood doesnt support it and did i lose my money?

[Anonymous No.18596580]

>>18596555
Or he sucks set choosing companies.

[Anonymous No.18596581]

>>18596493
do you know what a put is?

[Anonymous No.18596583]

Is 276 gonna break

[Anonymous No.18596591]

>>18596509
>some flyovers eventually opening up soon
Yeah great news
>>18596522
They're rapidly running out of loans and lots of shops can't seem to get ahold of one
Anecdotal but look at Lewis Rossman's video

[Anonymous No.18596594]

>VIX 50
it begins again

[Anonymous No.18596595]

>>18596509
>TRUMP’S PRESS CONFERENCE WAS ALL GOOD NEWS, STATES ARE OPENING!!!


Lmao, you are so easy to fool. Talking in happy tone doesn't make it good news. There were no news, just repeating old shit. States reopen whenever they feel like independently from Trump.

[Anonymous No.18596596]

>>18596565
you just made me close my short, thanks. i doubt the bogs will let you get back to break even

[Anonymous No.18596599]

I sold all my tvix on thursday fml

[Anonymous No.18596606]

>>18596555

What the fuck is it about then?

Is the market AI trying to squeeze me out the market hoping I short all my positions so it can hog the profit???

[Anonymous No.18596615]

>>18596540
how about i (you) your grandma vocabulary using ass all i want fucko
seethe for me.

[Anonymous No.18596617]

>>18596583
I would ask if 200 is gonna break

[Anonymous No.18596618]

>>18596471
to be fair, early on i was fucking terrified that we were going to run out of food at the grocery stores or lose electricity/internet. now that im like 99% sure that won't happen, everything else is pretty chill imho. thank God i got a STEM degree in engineering is all i can say, i won't ever really have a problem getting a well-paying job with the skills i have. and that's not even counting the money i make from stock trading, which is significant.

at a bare minimum as long as the govt can keep the lights on and the shelves stocked with food and i can still live in my house then i can ride this out indefinitely. the free gibbs from the govt is a nice bit of gravy though i must say.

[Anonymous No.18596621]

>>18596594
this makes my PP hard. honestly.

[Anonymous No.18596622]

>PORTFOLIO ALREADY FELL 4% TODAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I actually bought some shorts to cover...

[Anonymous No.18596625]

Woop bull trend broken in futures, selloff confirmed.

[QQQ fanboi No.18596626]

>>18596503
Wait isn’t that a Nipponese fox or raccoon, not a bear?

[Anonymous No.18596641]

what long-term calls should I open today...

[Anonymous No.18596650]

>>18596219
It's not as bad as it sounds. Oil is dirt cheap and the US government already has plenty of land. They'll still probably profit off of it.

[Anonymous No.18596652]

>>18596606
Oil is fucked. Small businesses might be fucked. New york still locked down. Low trading volumes lately etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.18596658]

>6 gorillion unemployed
>worst economic data, sentiment since ever
GREEN LINE GO UP

>EPS down for companies
HURRR DURRRR SELL SELL


makes you think how autistic the entire market is

[Anonymous No.18596659]

>>18596591
Yeah that's the banks, not Republicans. Republicans don't get to choose who gets money and who doesn't, and you're retarded for allowing yourself to believe otherwise. The big 4 are already being sued over it as they prioritized their largest customers first, which has absolutely nothing to do with Republicans. I swear Democrats are somehow more retarded than Republicans which is fucking impressive.

[Anonymous No.18596662]

>>18596626
tanuki

[Anonymous No.18596663]

>>18596626
Oh i think you're right, it looks like a tanuki

[Anonymous No.18596664]

should I just short shale companies into oblivion? looks like free money

[Anonymous No.18596669]

>>18596652
It has been like this for the past month

[Anonymous No.18596677]

>>18596658
because muh dividends
earnings go down and dividend rats jump the ship

[Anonymous No.18596679]

>Every market in the face of the earth is opening red and staying red
>Oil is fucked beyond repair, even natural gas starts going down, Arabs and Ruskies pumping like madmen
>tourism is kill
>stores are closed, no revenue
>unemployment figures +3% per week more than 10m right now
>half the people dont pay rent, mortgages sure to follow
>car manufacturers fucked, airlines beyond fucked, shale industry on suicide watch
>state is giving FREE money to people to buy food
>Deutche Bank in shambles

Why the fuck are you morons holding stock can someone explain to me?

[Anonymous No.18596683]

>>18596659
I see

[Anonymous No.18596685]

>>18596664
If Trump doesn't at least promise to bail them out in some way, Texas will turn so blue it'll make California look like Oklahoma.

[Anonymous No.18596686]

>>18596618
Same here. Engineer as well. Live in a very cheap place so even if I would lose my job I got months to find a new one. Other than that I am enjoying my time, nice to have no meetings or other bulshit. Just meet friends and chill a bit.

[Anonymous No.18596687]

im selling most of my gush and picking up some SDD what else should i do

[Anonymous No.18596688]

Uhm, UCO reverse split????!

[Anonymous No.18596693]

>>18596669
Your point being? Did you think jerome was gonna print forever? 25 mill+ unemployed and hard to tell who and when most of them will be back to work. Also how fucked we are on oil

[Anonymous No.18596694]

>>18596659
>>18596591
>prioritized their largest customers first
damn. does rossman go over that?

[Anonymous No.18596695]

>>18596687
forgot pick

[Anonymous No.18596699]

>>18596679
buy when others are fearful they said

[Anonymous No.18596702]

>>18595995
>RTX is dumping

[Anonymous No.18596704]

>>18596679
it's a game of make believe
whole market since 2008 has been a ruse

[Anonymous No.18596712]

>>18596702
Finally, I need a few more stocks for low prices

[Anonymous No.18596715]

>>18596702
Doubling down on them. Shit is gonna heat up with china by eoy

[Anonymous No.18596716]

>>18596694
Rossman is too small
The banks are giving the loans to businesses to well over what the limits stipulate

[Anonymous No.18596718]

>>18596688
Now i know this is gonna surprise you but im a retard. what does this mean in terms of trading my shares?

[Anonymous No.18596723]

OH NO NO NO NO NO
BULLBROS???
WHAT HAPPENED????

[Anonymous No.18596731]

>>18596679
at the end of the day money doesn't really exist.

none of this really matters.

[Anonymous No.18596735]

>>18596702
Guess you missed the other times

[Anonymous No.18596736]

>WTI craters
>Small oil drillers go under
>midsize turn off the pump for a while
>natty gas production stops
>Cleanup on natural gas

Is there a flaw

[Anonymous No.18596737]

>>18596699
No one is fearful yet. Volume is low because all of the retail investors are still trying to play volatility like retards even though bigger players got out last week. The only thing keeping the market from cratering is hope that there is a vaccine out there. Buy when there is buyers back in the market but after the bombs have fallen and none of the smaller players want to re-enter due to fiendish wound-licking.

[Anonymous No.18596741]

>>18596452
Anyone

[Anonymous No.18596743]

>>18596699
nigger you should be fearfull, everyone is gonna sell their shit this week.

Fear is good.

[Anonymous No.18596747]

>>18596723
Reality sank in

[Anonymous No.18596750]

>>18596715
>>18596712
>>18596702
I will buy some below 60 USD

[Anonymous No.18596752]

>>18596694
No idea, but google Jp Morgan sued, suit was entered yesterday.

[Anonymous No.18596754]

Did someone request for TA meme magic line?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18596756]

Anybody buying crude today? I heard if you get a delivery they'll pay you and give you the crude.

[Anonymous No.18596759]

>>18596693
My point being is that you can't answer his question of why stocks are falling today by mentioning things the market has ignored for the last month.

[Anonymous No.18596764]

>>18596754

[Anonymous No.18596765]

>>18596712
>>18596715
>>18596735
>>18596750
Imagine not going all in on sub-$135 BA cheapies today.

[Anonymous No.18596766]

>>18596699
not just fear, buy when there is blood in the streets
there is still way too much optimism

[Anonymous No.18596770]

>>18596756
Fuck off tripfag cancer

[Anonymous No.18596772]

>>18596754
Explain you TA's a bit.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18596774]

>>18596770
fine.

[Anonymous No.18596779]

>>18596716
>>18596752
>Jp Morgan sued
>well over what the limits stipulate
the loss of the settlement is going to be less than losing that client, i'm sure. absolute kek. It's not enough to force people to start banking local (yet)

[Anonymous No.18596787]

>>18596756
been driving through the night to oklahoma with the car full of buckets

[Anonymous No.18596790]

>>18596679
>Why the fuck are you morons holding stock can someone explain to me?


Because bonds are kill

[Anonymous No.18596791]

>>18596766
This. I have trouble holding back but this is not over at all. Yesterday with the oil was a wakeup call for the normies.

[Anonymous No.18596797]

>>18596765
imagine imagining

[Anonymous No.18596800]

>>18596765
> Imagine thinking BA above 100 is cheap

[Anonymous No.18596803]

>>18596772
2874.6 - top 2
1962.9 - bottom 2

If SPX closes below green line, we trade within blue parallel line for the next ~33 days unless it closes above the blue parallel line but it has to close above 2874.6 otherwise it trades between 2874.6 and 1962.9

[Anonymous No.18596804]

>>18596779
Yeah banks are propping up whoever owes them the most so they don't get fucked as well

[Anonymous No.18596813]

>why aren't you buying high and selling low

[Anonymous No.18596818]

>>18596797
Imagine having a gf who loves you and wants to spend time with you.

[Anonymous No.18596819]

>>18596759
Its all catching up to the market at once along with oil futures being completely fucked now. If you think the market today isnt impacted by whats taken place over the last month idk what to tell you, even if it didnt show it til now

[Anonymous No.18596821]

>>18596699
The suckers rally is ending
Sell before you get fucked and buy again after the next leg down

[Anonymous No.18596824]

daily thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_V_2BFWahc

[Anonymous No.18596826]

>>18596803
>schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.18596827]

>>18596818

[Anonymous No.18596832]

>>18596818

[Anonymous No.18596834]

I woke up to a 20% return. Pays to be a bear

[Anonymous No.18596837]

>>18596821
>sell when the stocks are falling
>buy when the stocks are rising
Great /biz/ advice.

[Anonymous No.18596839]

>>18596818
shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.18596843]

>>18596561
YEEEECLAAAAWW

[Anonymous No.18596845]

>tesla dumped back to 720
ok the bull run is over now

[Anonymous No.18596847]

>>18596837
>he unironically bought the top
Lol

[Anonymous No.18596848]

>>18596834

[Anonymous No.18596854]

>>18596848
Imagine if this dumbass bought realistic puts like 270 or even 240/220 and held

[Anonymous No.18596857]

>>18596847
I'm buying today. And selling tomorrow. Tomorrow you'll be spamming
>why is this market irrational
>6 gorillion niggers and old people have died why aren't stocks tanking every day

[Anonymous No.18596860]

Friendly reminder to never bet against America.

[Anonymous No.18596864]

HORY SHIET

just came back from a meeting, my oil shorts made 500% from this morning lmaoo

[Anonymous No.18596865]

>>18596857
don't get too cocky

[Anonymous No.18596866]

>>18596848
There's being a bear, and then there's being retarded. I have 5/29 225 SPY puts that will do very well today. I also didn't dump my life savings into it, especially when we're going into a recession.

[Anonymous No.18596868]

what inverse etfs to i buy today

[Anonymous No.18596871]

>>18596864
Based

[Anonymous No.18596873]

>>18596848
I salute my fallen bear bros.
May god punish the fed and opec+ for robbing them of their rightful gains.

[Anonymous No.18596876]

>>18596857
>I'm buying today. And selling tomorrow.
if you want to lose money there are faster and funnier ways

[Anonymous No.18596879]

whats the best crypto on robinhood to stare at and daytrade?

Might as well get into shitcoin with this market

[Anonymous No.18596881]

>>18596276

People aren’t buying gold because they think we’re going to be living in The Walking Dead. It’s a hedge against inflation. Which, as the Fed balance sheet grows to record levels and the government is already talking about a $3T stimulus on top of the last $2T stimulus, isn’t necessarily a bad idea. At least as a small part of your portfolio.

I mean, they’re going to print money equivalent to 20% of GDP in the first half of the year. What could go wrong holding cash?

[Anonymous No.18596887]

>>18595995
WARNING: OP IMAGE CONTAINS RACIST AND ANTISEMITIC REMARKS HIDDEN AS A WATERMARK. I POSTED THIS TO FACEBOOK AND MY HR REP CALLED ME AND NOW I HAVE A VIDEO MEETING TOMORROW TO DISCUSS COMPANY ZERO TOLERANCE TOWARDS HATESPEECH.

[Anonymous No.18596890]

Any bears want to explain why the market might dip below March 23rd numbers? I'm not a bull, but I don't foresee the same panic selling as when people were first freaking out about the virus.

[Anonymous No.18596894]

>>18596871
a bit pissed i missed the bottom through the meeting, but wouldnt have catched it anyway probably

[Anonymous No.18596899]

>>18596876
Yes, like being someone who tells people to sell when stocks are tanking and buy when they're mooning.

[Anonymous No.18596901]

>>18596561
Yeeclaw

[Anonymous No.18596914]

>>18596581
I lost $7000 on puts

I hate every one of you stupid fucking Bobo posters.

[Anonymous No.18596919]

>>18596890
Not panic selling, but a realization of the shit we're in. Plus it would be absolutely kino if oil sparked the next leg down twice.

[Anonymous No.18596920]

>>18596881
Wouldn't it be better to just invest in the assets that the Fed is inflating?

[Anonymous No.18596931]

>>18596899
your stocks are opening -2% to -3% today and then dropping further my little noob

[Anonymous No.18596933]

USO will go under?

[Anonymous No.18596941]

>>18596826
>harmonic abcd formation

[Anonymous No.18596943]

>>18596920
No, because it just means that the sector is fucking unhealthy. The government can't keep pumping... well thats what I like to believe at least.

[Anonymous No.18596946]

>>18596890
Well oil is kind of ruined

[Anonymous No.18596955]

Hmm, the drop on KO stock looks appealing and they're still raking in money during this virus shit. However the stock would have to hit 59 a share again before I'd make back my 800 loss. Which who knows how long it'd take before that happened. DIS, has fallen hard, therefore there's more upside (130 - 140 per) but with things as they are how soon they're able to start raking in the money is a big question still.

[Anonymous No.18596961]

DAX already on its way back up!

This day will be a V

[Anonymous No.18596972]

>>18596890
It is a worse situation than it was. Only thing that kept the market form tanking was the Fed and some weird form of hope. The latter is fading, especially after yesterday, and the Fed can't keep this shit up forever.

[Anonymous No.18596974]

Why is brent crude holding its price so well CFD bros? Currently sitting at $23.8

[Anonymous No.18596976]

>>18596920
>helping jerome pump peoples bags
Could be crazy enough to work if you believe in the brrr meme

[Anonymous No.18596981]

>>18596890
You had people catching a falling knife on our way down. They’ll either hold into uncertainty or sell to reduce losses. People that bought the bottom are going to start selling their positions to lock in profits since the rally seems to have lost steam. Oil did something that has never happened and went negative. Which means that now there is a huge glut of oil that isn’t going to get cleared up for a while. The fact that it went negative is no doubt spooking people.

[Anonymous No.18596989]

>>18596848
>tfw turned 1700 into 2050 overnight with TVIX today

:)

[Anonymous No.18596991]

Imagine unironically stil investing in companies with dealings in Chyna after all that has happened. We're literally about to go to war.

[Anonymous No.18596996]

>>18596933
Yes

[Anonymous No.18597000]

>>18596866
Thinking of putting 500-1000 in my rh acct and buying SPY puts. Convince me that your 5/29 225 puts are the right choice.

[Anonymous No.18597003]

Another circuit breaker day? yahoooooo

[Anonymous No.18597008]

>>18596914
I've lost $18K you nigger

[Anonymous No.18597019]

>>18597003
We limit downed on previous CB days so it seems unlikely
Maybe tomorrow will be fun

[Anonymous No.18597020]

>>18596120
No blacks are niggers. Any non white is a shitskin.

[Anonymous No.18597026]

>>18596974
storage capacity is higher
it gets pumped out of north sea derricks and loaded onto supertankers
WTI gets pumped out of Texas and is then piped/shipped into some town in Oklahoma and they're running out of room to put the barrels there

[Anonymous No.18597029]

>>18596961
>DAX tanks -3.30%
>goes to -3% after hitting a new low
>ITS GOING UP GUYS, REJOICE, REJOICE

[Anonymous No.18597034]

>didn't sell spy at 286
>can't rebuy the oil dip
>will have to hold now

[Anonymous No.18597035]

>>18596991
>War in a re-election year with a economic crisis just getting started
>direct War with a nuclear nation
My god Trump might actually be dumb enough to do it

[Anonymous No.18597037]

>>18596493
Have you looked at spooz? That put is about to print

[Anonymous No.18597041]

>>18595995
Hello friends, I am looking to invest in an inverse etf at open, most likely going to be either spxu, sqqq or spxs. What's a good amount of time to hold this etf for so that decay doesn't fuck me over? Should I invest in maybe a 2x etf instead to mitigate this?

[Anonymous No.18597044]

>>18596974
Not land locked. Nevertheless, I'm shorting it.

[Anonymous No.18597051]

>>18597035
Chyna released a bioweapon on the world, Chang. Do you expect us not to retaliate? Fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.18597057]

>>18597034
sell now before 180 spy kek

[Anonymous No.18597074]

>>18597051
you do know what mutually assured destruction means right?

[Anonymous No.18597075]

Guys I invested in a skincare routine and my skin has become very soft. I want to return to work handsome :)

I've also been using minoxidil for beard gains but keeping it trimmed. Starting to fill in nicely :)

[Anonymous No.18597079]

>up +150% on spy short
fucking hell i need bigger balls and should have put way more in that

[Anonymous No.18597082]

>>18597000
I'm not going to, I don't plan on holding after this afternoon, then I'll buy some June puts tomorrow when the pump hits from the second stimulus. Not going calls though just in case the Senate fucks it up.

[Anonymous No.18597085]

>>18597057
>>18597079
Guys if SPY is gonna tank next month should I short it? Someone tell me how to sell puts on robinhood I'll suck your cock

How low is it gonna go??

[Anonymous No.18597092]

>>18597051
>Israel almost sinks our ship
>Not only did we not retaliate, they ended up taking complete control over America
We're not retaliating

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18597096]

This reminds me of the great financial crisis of 2008. I have a feeling that we're going to see a lower low soon. Too much uncertainty regarding the virus, and it's going to lead to spending cuts which will cause a contraction in the economy. I'm not bullish on this stock market. Not today.

[Anonymous No.18597097]

>>18597074
Not anymore, faggot. We will glass those insects before they even have time to react. We also have the US Space Force. Chyna will come out worse than the US.

[Anonymous No.18597103]

I see a Pre-market pump coming soon. Not strong tho.

[Anonymous No.18597108]

>>18597085
>How low is it gonna go??
only jim simons knows

[Anonymous No.18597112]

>>18597079
Betting more is how you blow up
Be happy with the gains and stay in the game

[Anonymous No.18597119]

>>18597092
>there are discord trannies posting in /smg/ RIGHT NOW
disgusting

[Anonymous No.18597120]

>>18597000
225 is way too otm.

you could go for 260 same date. its expensive but less risk

[Anonymous No.18597122]

>>18597051
You mouthbreathing retards would love to be the kings of ashes as long as you ‘win’.

[Anonymous No.18597127]

>>18597041
SDs, qid

[Anonymous No.18597130]

>>18597119
It's kind of weird how anime attracts trannies. People post screencaps from tranny discords and they all have anime profile pics

[Anonymous No.18597136]

>>18597085
You want to write options? Do you even understand options?

[Anonymous No.18597145]

>>18597085
>sell puts
There's unlimited loss for doing that

[Anonymous No.18597149]

>>18597130
Anime causes gender dysphoria.

[Anonymous No.18597151]

>>18597079
that's how I lost all my short gains

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18597161]

Were any of you old timers around back in the aftermath of the 1929 crash? Surely your experience with the aftermath of that would be beneficial to the thread today.

[Anonymous No.18597162]

>>18596848
>my fellow autists
Is there anything they have not taken?

[Anonymous No.18597163]

>>18597136
>Not writing short term calls to take advantage of all the retail investors thinking that this is a dip

[Anonymous No.18597165]

>>18597079
guh

[Anonymous No.18597169]

>>18597149
I’m pretty sure it’s autism

[Anonymous No.18597175]

>>18596991
>>18597051
>>18597097
Absolutely delusional

[Anonymous No.18597180]

>>18597120
I laugh at people who think in regards to holding until close. Of course 225 by 5/29 is too soon, but it's about to open a hell of a lot higher than it closed yesterday. Options traders that hold to expiration are either greedy, idiots, or both. Something like 85% of all options expire worthless. Make your % gains, and get out.

[Anonymous No.18597181]

>>18597161
They can tell you how to expertly recover over 25 years.

[Anonymous No.18597187]

Is CAR something good to hold long?

[Anonymous No.18597191]

Oil dipped to -40 and people didn't short the market yesterday LMAO

[Anonymous No.18597192]

>>18597119
>Triggered by historical fact
Dilate, trannypede

[Anonymous No.18597194]

>>18597119
>>18597130
Will one of these discord trannies please be my e-gf?

[Anonymous No.18597196]

Where are you, AMDbros?

[Anonymous No.18597200]

Why are people worried? The feds will start pumping the oil market and we will go back to normal. Trump is already getting ready to buy barrels and keep the market alive.
The golden bull run continues.

[Anonymous No.18597204]

>>18595995
sell your shit, ASAP. Dollar is getting stronger, gold/silver is tanking, oil tanking, stocks starting to follow. This is what happens when the fed prints 6 trillion, Hyper Deflation. Go look it up, everything is going to lose value for 6 months plus.

[Anonymous No.18597207]

>>18597149
I think obsessing over "cute girls" like animefags do is like playing with barbies mentally. When a guy obsesses over pretty women, it's because he wants to fuck them. These people instead are using them as reaction images and exchanging them based on cuteness. That's what girls do.
>OOooO this one is eating a burger!
>LOL this one is driving a racecar vroom vroom haha

meanwhile if a guy paints a lady on a warplane, it's more of
>This is what I like to fuck

GO ALL IN ON TVIX

[Anonymous No.18597209]

>>18597175
>Threads finally start to get better with all the crossborders leaving from boredom
>Oil has to go shit itself again and all the vacationers come back
Fuck you oilfags

[Anonymous No.18597210]

>>18597075
Does minoxidil actually work?

[Anonymous No.18597211]

>>18597191
I longed. See you in a year

[Anonymous No.18597216]

>>18597136
Of course not
>>18597145
I meant buy puts
>>18597180
I learn so much from you senpai

[Anonymous No.18597220]

Right what's the play today?

[Anonymous No.18597222]

>>18597161
Original baby boomer printer here.

AMA

[Anonymous No.18597224]

>>18597194
is either of those a man?

[Anonymous No.18597226]

>>18597051
we'll see how that goes for germany. I think Trump will be more co-operative because he really went to town on the trade deals.

[Anonymous No.18597227]

NEWB!!

>>18597212


>>18597212


>>18597212


>>18597212

[Anonymous No.18597228]

>>18597119
How the fuck is being against kikes make one tranny when they are a creation of them? Medal of Honor awarded for USS Liberty was only one given not in public because kikes knew it was our ship and we hid it all. Even levon affair.

[Anonymous No.18597231]

>>18597130
Just don't watch yuri

[Anonymous No.18597233]

>>18597200
at this point whole market is fed pump

[Anonymous No.18597238]

>>18597216
>of course not
So don’t trade options. You’re just gonna lose money.

[Anonymous No.18597239]

>>18597200
>The feds will start pumping the oil market
That's not how it works dumbass.

[Anonymous No.18597241]

>>18597210
yeah it does. I had minimal growth aside from on my chin and a little under my neck and now I have full facial hair. It's still thickening but I have to shave regularly now.

[Anonymous No.18597247]

$NAT bulls report in

[Anonymous No.18597258]

>>18597239
Yeah no oil will be back to normal fool dont bet against infinite money.

[Anonymous No.18597271]

>>18597216
I'm glad anon!

[Anonymous No.18597274]

>>18597200
How many barrels do you think can fit into Powells office?

[Anonymous No.18597301]

>>18597258
Fed has already maxed out on purchase and filled reserves with 40 million barrels. There's no space left for oil and they are continuing to pump. It's physically impossible to buy any more. Tell me how are they going to prop up the price?

[Anonymous No.18597312]

>>18597241
Damn, I heard good things about it from several people now that have problems with hair based on genetics. Might have to give it a go

[Anonymous No.18597356]

so it's just flat out impossible to sell USO now right? anything in there will just go to zero?

[Anonymous No.18597360]

>>18597312
>Damn, I heard good things about it from several people now that have problems with hair based on genetics. Might have to give it a go
Yeah unfortunately I had basically no facial hair after puberty and this seems to have fixed the problem.

It definitely 100% works, but requires consistency. I'm using it on my chest now to see what happens.

Go on Amazon and get some kirkland 5% extra strength liquid minoxidil

[Anonymous No.18597391]

>>18597258
unlike securities and stocks, oil is a physical commodity and you cannot manipulate it through virtual cash injections

[Anonymous No.18597412]

>>18597360
Nice, I'm gonna look into it. Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.18597467]

How do I not FOMO into buying today?
What if its priced in by the time bankruptcies happen?

[Anonymous No.18597473]

>>18596015
Attack on the 39th day

[Anonymous No.18597535]

>>18597026
>loaded onto supertankers
Tanker stocks boys, tanker stocks.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18597565]

CL1 futures up 140% USO down 10%. fuck this shit it's fucking rigged to hell. Fucking Saudi's pulling a trick out of rockefeller's play book and selling oil below cost to eliminate all competition. Fuckers should eat a pig and drink whiskey.

[Anonymous No.18597579]

>>18596699
That was 4 weeks ago. Right now "everyone" is greedy.

[Anonymous No.18597649]

k i fomo'd SDOW, got a day trade ready if i get fucked in the ass too hard

[Anonymous No.18597691]

>>18597051
LOL have sex

[Anonymous No.18597707]

>>18597097
Back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.18597774]

>>18596679

Because Trump decided to use Powell to get re-elected.

Nothing really matters except this decision of print that fucking imbecile into a second term

[Anonymous No.18598193]

>>18596718
It means your shares are now fractional related to the number they just split. I haven’t looked it up but it looks about 1 into 8
So basically nothing the Jew does the math so you don’t make too much extra money
Your shares will now have a number on the end to indicate that they were split

[Anonymous No.18598638]

>>18596053

They are running out so quick because they are lending to non-porfits as well. Many of these non-profits are fronts for illegal activity and clandestine govenmental and NGO activity. The money is being gobbled up by these organizations before it gets to average Joe Contractor and Resturaunt.

The game was rigged from the start and will continue to be rigged. Fuck Alexander Hamilton and send him straight to Hell.