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Oil barons report in

>> No.18591043
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oily barron reporting as ordered

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>>18591043
that was good, im laughin like a tard

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>>18591013
Checking in bros. Just made my first stock purchase EVER today, all XOM for 500 dollars. When I get paid in a few days you know where all that is going? Straight into USO and more XOM. And if they keep dropping? I keep buying, simple as that. Keep this up for 8 months and when oil prices start to rise I’ll be buying a lambo immediately. Anyone else care to join?

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>>18591043
>Be kid with billionaire father who is also the leader of the free world
>Wear fucking New Balance sneakers
Jesus Christ

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>>18591013
Got 5 contracts worth this afternoon. That's 5,000 barrels worth for you kids following at home.

Trucks are on their way to Cushing right now and we're dumping it all straight into the Mississippi. Specifically upstream of African American population centers.

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>>18591104
I can only hope to achieve the level of based you are on. Hopefully you drown some internet janitors in oil too