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18586373 No.18586373 [Reply] [Original]

How do I get this kind of house lads? I only have $1,000

>> No.18586394

>>18586373
Make the right moves in penny stocks

>> No.18586398

If you suck a million times at $1 a suck you'll get there in no time champ.

>> No.18586448

>>18586373
Tasteless.

>> No.18586492

>>18586373
get paid to take barrels of oil, keep it in a rented garage, sell it when it goes up

>> No.18586522

>>18586373
You won't. End of story. Don't get your hopes up.

>> No.18586528

>>18586373
https://youtu.be/hRu8ZhdIRIE

>> No.18586533

>>18586394
Plug power

>> No.18586540

>>18586373
Minecraft

>> No.18586573

>>18586373
winning the lottery is the only way

>> No.18586580

>>18586373
Gonna have to suck a lot of dicks. anon. And I mean a lottttt of dicks.

>> No.18586594

>>18586373
That's an ugly house anon and screams "notice me!". Imagine a wild pack of niggers running up on you with that open plan how will you cope?

>> No.18586696
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18586696

>>18586594
AA12

>> No.18586740

Get paid by the oil company after agreeing to take enough oil to store on 190 acres of land in shipping containers.
Use the profit to buy 200 acres of land and hire someone to build that house on the remaining 10 acres with the oil profit. Also buy storage containers.
Delay oil shipment until you've actually closed on the property and can store it. Since money is all digital, all you need to close the deal on the land is a transaction pending statement in your account.

You are now a millionaire. You're welcome.

>> No.18586853

>>18586373
just be yourself

>> No.18586901

>>18586373
Link

>> No.18586934

>>18586373
This house is probably millions, and costs as much to maintain it. A nice balanced BTC/LINK portfolio will get you that. 1000$ into chainlink and a trezor wallet right now.

>> No.18586989

>>18586373
You must be healthily obsessed with making money, and even then, there is still luck involved. Pragmatically, if you had to ask, you can't.

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18587360

>>18586373
I could build a rough version of that house with $1000 of materials. It won't be as fancy but it'll shelter you from the rain.