/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18586134]

Return of the Bear edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management:
https://pastebin.com/wedwGjmQ

>Live Bloomberg Stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/oil

>Free Chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://pornhub.com/tag/hapa-breeding-programs

>misc
https://stocktwits.com/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
https://fintel.io/
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://google.com

>>18583425

[Anonymous No.18586165]

>Futureniggers start pumping when drumpf starts talking about oil
>Its a nothingburger
lol

[Anonymous No.18586172]

Progress on the Joe Exotic pardon?

[Anonymous No.18586183]

future pumping hahaha

[Anonymous No.18586189]

tomorrow will be green. It is illegal to have 2 red days in a row now.

[Anonymous No.18586205]

What did Trump say?
Futures flipped green. Telsa pumping

[Anonymous No.18586206]

>>18586134
>Return of the Bear edition
can you post your rarest hobos, I'm harvesting

[Anonymous No.18586214]

>>18586172
Bullish on Carole Baskin getting the rope

[Anonymous No.18586215]

unironically going to repost this and see if i get a reply this time:

>>18585696
i don't get it. it's more or less impossible to figure out what's going to happen when you hold overnight. maybe you win big, maybe you lose big, who fucking knows? only intraday can you use TA to know wtf is going on at any given point in time, to find good entrypoints to any given trend, to have reasonable risk management.

seriously explain it to me because i don't get it. as cliche as it is, and i know it is, you guys must hate money or something. trading regardless of time frame is literally about nothing except risk vs. reward. for all of the people who went long on oil at $20 i don't even know what to say to you, whether to laugh at the absurdity or cry. i honestly sincerely don't get why you hate money. we are unironically in one of the most unpredictable and volatile times in the market in human history and you hold overnight. why? why do this to yourself?

im not even joking, why? i just hope you guys didn't invest that much compared to your total capital. i hope you gambled an amount you were totally fine with losing completely. if not, i hope you kys and don't reproduce, at least save the gene pool from your utter lack of intelligence, jesus fucking christ.

[Anonymous No.18586222]

oil goes negative
lol markets are jewed to the max

[Anonymous No.18586227]

>Zey sink zat tomorrow weel be red oor green?
>Make eet purpehl

[Anonymous No.18586246]

>>18586206
is there a reason why she is dressed so sexy while teaching a young boy? this isn't a porn, is it?

[Anonymous No.18586250]

So what happens if you own a May futures contract on expiration?
Do you have to pay for 1000 barrels of the agreed upon price on the contract and you have to pay to ship and store 1000 barrels?

[Anonymous No.18586259]

Are may contracts REALLY closed? As in they won't be trading anymore ever again? We're moving on to june now?

[Anonymous No.18586261]

Corona is over, we're all gonna make it bros, V shaped equities recovery, rate hikes without even a taper tantrum by Q4

[Anonymous No.18586263]

>>18586205
tldw great time to buy oil; the oil situation is a temporary squeeze, oil at $30 or higher in may

[Anonymous No.18586265]

>>18586134
bros, im being serious, how the fuck do i physically purchase oil barrels

I've got a trailer and I've got a barn to store the barrels in, I need an answer.

[Anonymous No.18586266]

>>18586250
Yes precisely.

[Anonymous No.18586268]

What do you guys use to trade options? I never applied on Robinhood and I was just about to but then I heard it takes forever for them to approve you

[Anonymous No.18586272]

>>18586214
Free Joe, I want some Zooters pie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV_7U-sBXtU

[Anonymous No.18586279]

>>18586227
you mean yellow? crab is yellow. like a traffic light.

[Anonymous No.18586282]

Nothingburger confirmed

DOW 30k EOM

Suck dick bears

[Anonymous No.18586284]

>oil is fucking negative
>everything still nearly at ATH
The hopium is fucking insane.

[Anonymous No.18586294]

>>18586268

put 10 million in your account, you will approved in an hour

[Anonymous No.18586302]

>>18586284
>pRJced Jɴ

[Anonymous No.18586309]

>>18586250
>anon gets assigned 1000 barrels and has to explain to his mom why he needs the swimming pool

[Anonymous No.18586319]

>>18586246
Lots of hispanic women dress "sexy" regardless if they're around children or not. Its more casual and accepted thing. Whether they're actually sexy or not is another issue.

[Anonymous No.18586322]

>>18586302
Tell me what isn't priced in? Thermonuclear war?

[Anonymous No.18586323]

>>18586268
stop trading options you fucking noob. trade stocks. i literally make a living trading stocks, stop trading options you overleveraging nigger.

[Anonymous No.18586330]

>>18586284
Welcome to bizz. These bulls run into a the headlights of a military equipment train

[Anonymous No.18586332]

Plastic and refinery stocks should go up because their raw material is now cheaper.
Isn’t this true?
Shill me your cheapest oil derivative stocks

[Anonymous No.18586343]

>>18586322
Nothing. Even the heat death of the universe is already priced in.

[Anonymous No.18586349]

>>18586309
Fuuccck I'd feel like a proper oil barron swimming around in my pool filled to the brim with crude

[Anonymous No.18586351]

>>18586215
Here's the general thoughts of a guy that's only been doing this for half a year: the rare occasion I try a day trade (broke fag here) I look at a specific chart to see what's having higher volume than usual. I do the most absolute basic, rapid fire FA on the company possible before open, and after about an hour, if momentum carries it high, I buy. I'll ride it up to around noon since most pumps tend to cool down around then, and then dump.

[Anonymous No.18586356]

>>18586134
>https://nhentai.net/tag/oil
for me, it's https://nhentai.net/g/279384/
also, now is a good time to dump into XOM, right?

[Anonymous No.18586357]

>>18586279
>Zey expect ze yellow crabe?
>Make eet a pink feesh.

[Anonymous No.18586359]

>>18586284
Low crude = low pump price = low expenses for companies still operating. Low crude may kill producers but is offset by tankers who are having a field day as well.

[Anonymous No.18586364]

>>18586322
This market is a joke fueled by the belief that any losses can be recouped by the US government ad infinitum. It isnt a stretch to say everything is priced in until the US can no longer pay.

[Anonymous No.18586369]

I saw a bullish pattern in the clouds just after close today. I'll be buying SPY tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18586384]

Post the /biz/ discord

[Anonymous No.18586385]

sold half my stack. feels like a weight off my shoulders. Always. take. profit.

[Anonymous No.18586387]

>>18586205
Something about
>we’ve never discussed who would be liable if the companies reopen and employees get sick, but I’d like to release them from all liability. But I’ll get back to you with the legal position once we have one.

>>18586222
Is there a word for getting saudied? Or Russia’d? Or pozzed by coronachan?
>>18586134
H-heh right what a funny joke. Imagine if that were a real thing haha. Yeah right wouldn’t that be funny though?

[Anonymous No.18586393]

bros how do i learn to talk like pence

[Anonymous No.18586396]

KEK

[Anonymous No.18586399]

>>18586268
I use Robinhood and Think or Swim.
Robinhood has fast approvals.

[Anonymous No.18586401]

This bear is holding a 100 kiloton nuke

[Anonymous No.18586404]

>>18586359
So what about the entire US Shale industry going bankrupt? Does that have no negative consequences for the broader economy?

[Anonymous No.18586411]

>>18586357
>zey fell for ze feesh?
>activate ze hippo

[Anonymous No.18586414]

>>18586266
I wish I lived in the US so I could literally rent a big old propane tanker truck or whatever and physically redeem me some negatively priced oil. At -$40 it was probably worth it, wonder if that's why it spiked back up a little. People opening storage cheaper than $40/bbl.

[Anonymous No.18586417]

>>18586385
Never take profit. Always increase stop loss to a comfortable level. Let your winners run.

[Anonymous No.18586418]

>>18586272
I'd definitely make him use something other than expired Walmart meat for his pizzas, you're better than that hillbilly!

[Anonymous No.18586423]

>that pathetic attempt to pump oil futures

[Anonymous No.18586435]

>>18586215

[Anonymous No.18586437]

>>18586217
it's the same thing as day trading but with more risk, i don't get it. day trading doesn't have gaps or periods of time where stop losses are meaningless. "a small gap is fine" okay but then it gaps down 10% and you're fucked from some unforeseen circumstances.

it's not that you can't get lucky, it's that you're purposefully, in the long term, choosing a method where you can't control risk appropriately and where it is far more unpredictable. it's the same thing as day trading except worse, probability-wise. the people who hodl for 30 years are just risking time and opportunity cost instead of money, and the fucked up thing is that they could STILL lose in the end. it's about predictability and risk management, and you're purposefully choosing the worse one.

[Anonymous No.18586446]

>>18586387
Fucking hell this is like Dickensian times.
In you go disposable factory workers.

[Anonymous No.18586447]

>>18586309
I wonder how many people bought tens of thousands of barrels at $0.01 thinking they were going to make a fortune.

[Anonymous No.18586455]

>>18586364
That's a joke. The U.S can pay it long as the ink and paper don't run out. (or the computer crashes)

[Anonymous No.18586456]

>>18586222
how do i get paid to receive barrels of oil on my front lawn? i want some of this free oil

[Anonymous No.18586461]

>>18586165
futures pumped because of mathematical bands closing that bots like trade on

me saw it coming here >>18585808
it really not that hard see

[Anonymous No.18586471]

>>18586411
Fucker. Got me.

[Anonymous No.18586475]

>>18586423
retard

[Anonymous No.18586480]

Bvll. Svrge.

Stvpid. Fvcking. Bears. Pregnant bear mommies and sisters, here I CVM. #GREENFVTVRES #NOMORESETBACKS #BVLLISH #GOLDENBVLL #MAGA2020

[Anonymous No.18586482]

>>18586268
they approaved me in like an hour. im still waiting 2 weeks later for my schwab approval

[Anonymous No.18586494]

>>18586404
As I said, it does but it's offset by tankers in terms of the broader economy. In the long term the result will be dire, but in the short term not at all.
Problems will really only start happening after saudis start jacking up the price far beyond what an energy-independent USA was getting. If that never happens, it will be business as usual. Trump will be pissed to lose the independence and it will cause some reduced stability in some sectors but that's about it.

[Anonymous No.18586499]

>>18586404
Apparently not at all.
I guess it's time to go long on meme stocks again. Amazon looking undervalued.
Tesla will have dismal Q1 earnings in two days time, but priced in!

[Anonymous No.18586501]

the fucking green dildo...

[Anonymous No.18586504]

>>18586172
Priced in

[Anonymous No.18586507]

WTF WHY ARE MAY CONTRACTS STILL TRADING
I THOUGH YOU SAID WE'RE TRADING JUNE NOW
EXPLAIN
PLS

[Anonymous No.18586511]

>buy gorillions of oil
>pump it under the earth
>sell the oil field to oil company
>repeat
genius?

[Anonymous No.18586515]

>>18586134
Before buying anything ask yourself, what would Bobo do?

[Anonymous No.18586521]

>this small green candle
is J-Pow fucking kidding? show us the money

[Anonymous No.18586524]

I told you faggots yesterday to buy tvix.

If you listened to me, you would have gained 20% today. Well /biz/, did you listen?

[Anonymous No.18586527]

>>18586507
They trade until tomorrow's close.

[Anonymous No.18586532]

I'll take a quadrillion barrels please, yes that will be 100 trillion dollars credit, thank you. Oh, what will I do with all the oil? I'll just dump the shit in the sewer.

[Anonymous No.18586534]

FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU RETARDS OIL WAS NEVER NEGATIVE IT WAS ALWAYS AROUND 20 ON THE ACTIVE FUTURES CONTRACT

[Anonymous No.18586542]

>>18586417
>never take profit
that's up there with Buy High Sell Low

[Anonymous No.18586546]

>>18586356
nice
no

>>18586387
>their bodies aren't oiled up
japan needs to get to work

>>18586393
the only way to become Pence:
evade 3d women (besides your wife) and punish the gays

[Anonymous No.18586556]

>>18586446
Kek kinda true but it’s like retail wage slaves instead. And worst part is they’re the ones who have to deal with people.

>>18586401
Sounds about right, bears have been pulling the pin and forgetting to throw the grenade an awful lot lately.
>betting against the Q’s
>with leverage
What is wrong with them?
>>18586461
Yeah you got a way I can learn what the heck it is you’re seeing?

[Anonymous No.18586582]

I'm taking a job at BP as a programmer in like 2 months, am I fucked?

[Anonymous No.18586590]

>>18586387
no way in hell he can release them from liability. Courts would never approve. Highly illegal.

[Anonymous No.18586596]

>>18586582
yes

[Anonymous No.18586597]

>>18586414
1 contract is for 1000 barrels nigger, one tanker truck won't be enough

[Anonymous No.18586598]

>>18586437
>"a small gap is fine" okay but then it gaps down 10% and you're fucked from some unforeseen circumstances.
Part of risk management involves not going into stocks that are liable to gap down 10%. It's perfectly fine to daytrade pharma or biomeme companies, but you would never, ever swing them.
The risk is higher but it's also less work, and with a larger upside. You don't need a win rate anywhere near as high to get similar gains to day traders, because your wins will carry you far further. You also don't have risk of slippage and aren't anywhere near as sensitive to volume. If you start making big money daytrading you will have no choice but to start also doing some longer-term investments because of these downsides.
Ultimately though, which of the two strategies you prefer is mostly based on personality, they're both basically the same thing.

[Anonymous No.18586599]

>bullkeks literally coping and bobotards thinking the economy will crash
>meanwhile market is just crabbing

[Anonymous No.18586600]

>>18586524
Nice job anon. I should have been smarter and used some volatility index. I don't understand them too well and i would be gambling more than I already am with those.

[Anonymous No.18586608]

>>18586524
>tfw put it all on TVIX today a little after the crash started
>made like 7%

I just saw how TVIX hasn't been fucked over by decay and it's still higher than it was before the crash which is very interesting.

We might actually hit 800 again (maybe) and I'll make a shitload (relative to me)

[Anonymous No.18586615]

>>18586534

[Anonymous No.18586619]

>he defends euros for free

[Anonymous No.18586634]

>>18586356
>oiled up reverse-rapist succu-harem
F-f-f-fuck
Real life is such a disappointment in comparison.

[Anonymous No.18586635]

>>18586215
>seriously explain it to me because i don't get it. as cliche as it is, and i know it is, you guys must hate money or something. trading regardless of time frame is literally about nothing except risk vs. reward. for all of the people who went long on oil at $20 i don't even know what to say to you, whether to laugh at the absurdity or cry. i honestly sincerely don't get why you hate money. we are unironically in one of the most unpredictable and volatile times in the market in human history and you hold overnight. why? why do this to yourself?
may contracts will expire below zero again bc of people like you

[Anonymous No.18586636]

>>18586511
Literally can't go tits up.

[Anonymous No.18586658]

turns out it was a nothing burger

[Anonymous No.18586660]

>>18586597
Hey I have a song for that
https://youtu.be/N8TWOPEZf4o

[Anonymous No.18586672]

>>18586590
He said they had never discussed it, he was just talking out of his ass. But he’ll do it if he can. He’ll nuke OSHA, whatever it takes to get people back to work. He really hates losing, and wants to make sure diamond joe loses in a landslide.

[Anonymous No.18586677]

Will SPY hit 283 before 5/1???

[Anonymous No.18586678]

>Travel industry destroyed
>oil industry destroyed
>aviation industry destroyed
SPY does not react one bit. New ATH's.
I never thought I would say this, but this is worse that the shitcoin market.

[Anonymous No.18586687]

>>18586658
Stocks are going to the moon by June.

[Anonymous No.18586721]

>>18586322
>Tell me what isn't priced in?
Any good news.

[Anonymous No.18586733]

>>18586608
I'm dumping my tvix first thing in the morning. There is going to be a rebound in the market Tuesday because that always happens when people irrationally panic sell. This oil thing is a temporary blip. Sell Tuesday and rebuy Wednesday or Thursday depending on how things go.

[Anonymous No.18586736]

What happens if anon buys millions of barrels and then kills himself? Who pays for the storage?

[Anonymous No.18586742]

ANTERO ANTERO BUY FUCKING ANTERO!!!!

[Anonymous No.18586759]

>>18586678
>your pie vs the pie she tells you not to worry about
Also, you’re wrong. You just don’t know the rules to the game. No one really does, but we do know that stocks are pieces of companies. Crypto is fairydust and farts.

>>18586658
Based Los Angeles. Maybe Mexicans are less susceptible than asians.

>>18586597
>we’re gonna need a bigger boat

[Anonymous No.18586767]

size of the green candle is now to be considered the size of the J-Pow's dick

[Anonymous No.18586784]

What if we just shoot oil into orbit and get it when we need it?

[Anonymous No.18586798]

Alright faggots what oil stocks am I buying? Also HAL is so comfy, stay stong halbro

[Anonymous No.18586811]

>>18586759
>pieces of companies
A lot of which aren't actually profitable, so in factual reality they cost less than a fart, they're in debt.

[Anonymous No.18586813]

> "i interviewed someone"

why do these ape journos lie so much?

[Anonymous No.18586812]

I think oil derivatives should go up.
And oil refineries. Because their raw material has become cheaper.
Does anyone know of plastic companies?

[Anonymous No.18586835]

>>18586742
Isn't it already too late (I used to have bags of that shit around 2.50 and 3 per share and want to an hero right now)

[Anonymous No.18586841]

>>18586811
>>A lot of which aren't actually profitable, so in factual reality they cost less than a fart, they're in debt.
Assest - liabilities is called the book value you absolute noob. You can check this on a stock screener.

[Anonymous No.18586842]

So is there literally no way for the average person to profit off WTI oil dumping?

[Anonymous No.18586844]

>>18586798
>Alright faggots what oil stocks am I buying?
Dow chemical. Oil is an expense for them.

[Anonymous No.18586848]

Honestly God bless Trump but it pisses me off when the market tanks and he get up on camera and spins a load of bullshit. Infinite QE, no liability for deaths.

[Anonymous No.18586849]

I pity the fool who didn't buy SHOP

[Anonymous No.18586850]

>>18586812

KO

[Anonymous No.18586851]

trump SEETHING

[Anonymous No.18586857]

>>18586658
or with 600 deaths from 5%, another 11k+ deaths to come if everyone gets it - which is likely as most people get a cold etc eventually

[Anonymous No.18586866]

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JEROME DO SOMETHING THE FUCKING RUSSIANS AND ARABS ARE GOING TO KEK ME FROM BEATING BIDEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18586868]

>>18586596
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

[Anonymous No.18586877]

>>18586812
>Because their raw material has become cheaper.
But most of their reserve storage were already at max capacity before today's big crash.
They're not capitalizing on the cheap contracts for May.

[Anonymous No.18586882]

HE GOT CAUGHT
HE'S SHUCKING AND JIVING

[Anonymous No.18586886]

>>18586848
yeah it was getting a bit worse than usual

[Anonymous No.18586888]

>>18586736
Probably the inheritors or the city.
>>18586767
Bro you really think everything is Powell, like he’s a one man plunge protection team. It’s nonsense. Truth is we acted like this was the end of society and it’s not.

I really like Israel-tan’s design, but I hate the polshit. Goddamn though pink hair + red eyes + cute hairstyle + qt fangs... she’s like perfect.

>>18586811
Some of them will go bankrupt, that always happens eventually. But many think they’re worth speculating on.
The companies that are outperforming right now are largely the tech stocks, and you can call them overvalued but the biggest ones that move the averages have a ton of cash on the sheets.

[Anonymous No.18586902]

>>18586849
I'm too scared of those mooning stocks.

[Anonymous No.18586903]

>>18586848
>no liability for deaths
War with china soon.

[Anonymous No.18586905]

>I built it once...
When did this happen?

[Anonymous No.18586910]

Tell me why I'm dumb: even if a company suspends it's dividend, if we assume the dividend is returned by 2021/2022, why wouldn't I slam as much money as possible into something with a 20% dividend yield that's suspended?

[Anonymous No.18586938]

Can someone give me a tldr of what the task force said today? Will watch it later today but currently at work.
Thanks

[Anonymous No.18586939]

>>18586903
>i sold 131 shares of RTX today

Fuck me oh well i buy back in this week

[Anonymous No.18586940]

>>18586849
stimulus shopping baby!

[Anonymous No.18586941]

>>18586849
feeling pretty comfy right now

[Anonymous No.18586943]

>>18586910
the price will take a hit once dividend is suspended or cut, you goose

[Anonymous No.18586949]

Thoughts on uso

[Anonymous No.18586955]

>>18586938
Strat reserve being filled up with oil, nothing much else said. I just shut it off because its just more boring boilerplate shit.

[Anonymous No.18586956]

>>18586938
>everything is fine
>we're buying oil bags
>fucking reporters stop bullying me
>the chinks did this

[Anonymous No.18586961]

Gonna put $1000 in my Robinhood account and go balls deep on some SPY puts, who's with me?

[Anonymous No.18586962]

>>18586910
>20% dividend yield
You fucking what

[Anonymous No.18586964]

STOP PUMPING I WANT TO BUY CHEAPIES

[Anonymous No.18586970]

>>18586850
But that’s cola

>>18586877
But in the future they will? Won’t they ramp up production?

[Anonymous No.18586973]

>>18586949
means lie in japanese, haha...

[Anonymous No.18586974]

>>18586943
Yes which is why it's at $6 and a 20% suspended yield to begin with. So if I dump big bucks in now, when the dividend resumes I get 20% yield on my cost basis plus all the price growth from the dividend resuming

[Anonymous No.18586980]

>>18586902
Nothing to be scared of but the juicy tendies

[Anonymous No.18586981]

>I’m the last person who wanted to shut down the economy
We know
You wanted to “let it rip”

[Anonymous No.18586990]

>>18586949
I WARNED YOU BRO
I TOLD YOU ABOUT MAY WTI OIL FUTURES DELIVERED TO CUSHINGS BRO

[Anonymous No.18586994]

Seriously, these oil fuckers, yolo 2.2M in amd on lev robin hooders will get this shit regulated and then its over for everybody. That shit with the wsb rh margin loop hole was already a close call. If you lose big bucks just keep yall traps shut or next time youll be buying stocks from sum jordan type of a mf over a phone.

[Anonymous No.18586995]

>>18586905

you have to be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.18586997]

SPYCHADS REPORT IN

[Anonymous No.18587010]

>>18586962
BPF.UN (Boston Pizza Income Fund), the 20% yield is based on the assumption that the suspended dividend is resumed at some point, say Q2 2021

[Anonymous No.18587034]

my airline stocks are going to the MOOOOOOOON

going to dump my RTX stinkies to grab some more at market open

[Anonymous No.18587035]

>>18586974
They won't necessarily reinstate that same percentage, and the reason they got away from the dividend is because they were probably hemorrhaging money to shareholders instead of using that money to further expand the company. Usually best to get a dividend stock of no more than 5-7%

[Anonymous No.18587044]

>actually bobos stocks have nothing to do with the economy or fundamentals
>stocks are actually just a thought experiment by the FED that you can gamble on

[Anonymous No.18587045]

>>18586990
I don't understand

[Anonymous No.18587048]

Fellow Bobros... I'm sorry. I was planning on holding until Friday, but if oil crashing into negative can barely dent the market, I quit.

Tomorrow I liquidate my positions. I will not bull, but I will not bear either, I simply quit, I'm done until this whole disaster is over. Nothing makes sense anymore.

[Anonymous No.18587053]

>>18587010
Everybody knows what ‘suspended’ knows

[Anonymous No.18587064]

>It would have been an atrocity!

[Anonymous No.18587070]

>>18587045
yeah, I know

[Anonymous No.18587082]

>>18586995
I remember. Never.

[Anonymous No.18587093]

>>18587048
If you buy SPY now you will make money eventually

[Anonymous No.18587104]

>18586970
>But in the future they will?
It depends on how much demand there is for their derivative product against their storage capacity and how fast they can deplete their oil reserves to replenish with June~onward contracts to capitalize on the cheap price if June~onward crashes like May.

[Anonymous No.18587110]

Posting for posterity. Of all the wild things to happen because of Corona chan, this is the wildest for me.

[Anonymous No.18587118]

>>18587035
>stock previously had $14 price and $0.11c/monthly dividend
>now has $6 price and no dividend
>I assume within 2 years both price and dividend will recover
>based on the full dividend and my price today, I would have an book value to dividend rate of 20%
It's a royalties income fund

[Anonymous No.18587119]

>>18586970
>>18587104

[Anonymous No.18587124]

>>18587048
He covered?

[Anonymous No.18587136]

>>18587048
You fought bravely, fampai. o7

r8 my ultrapoor suicide stack

[Anonymous No.18587144]

>>18587124
If it crashes as soon as I sell, then I consider it a worthy sacrifice to save my fellow bears.

[Anonymous No.18587146]

>this is the big boys' call to stock up on oil reserves for the upcoming WW3

You can't run out of oil if it costs more to sell than buy.

[Anonymous No.18587147]

>>18587034
I wish anonymous blockchain based micro stock trading was a thing, because if it was I'd write you a cash covered $64 put right now for like, $2 premium

[Anonymous No.18587151]

What books would you recommend to a beginner /biz/? I wanna trade fake money cause I don't have that much real money :)

[Anonymous No.18587156]

>>18587110
lmao, holy fuck WHO

[Anonymous No.18587162]

>>18587034
What you got bro?

I'm looking to lay down some big plays so happy to pump you first thing

[Anonymous No.18587163]

>>18587151
All real money is fake money.

[Anonymous No.18587171]

>>18587151
currently only got the intelligent investor on my list btw

[Anonymous No.18587172]

>>18587136
I wish you had real money so you could +80% and succeed.

[Anonymous No.18587184]

>>18587151
>I wanna trade fake money
Which one? USD?

[Anonymous No.18587197]

>>18587118
>I assume
Let us know how that goes
I'll keep my SPY bags, thank you.

[Anonymous No.18587204]

>Sipping a coffee after tending to my country grown vegetables, looking at my silver bullion stack.

Yep, Peter Schiff was right wasn't he

[Anonymous No.18587246]

>>18587204
speaking of peter "buy into my gold fund" schiff, did he have a podcast today since it was red lol

[Anonymous No.18587253]

[Anonymous No.18587258]

>>18587197
I think "Boston Pizza will survive coronavirus" is within my risk tolerance

[Anonymous No.18587262]

>diamond hands on tza for a week and a half, bought at 57$
I WILL MAKE PROFIT FROM THIS, THE FED AND "BUY THE DIP" ZOOMERS CAN ONLY PROP UP THIS FAKE AND GAY PUMP FOR SO LONG.

[Anonymous No.18587265]

>a month ago people were joking about people paying you to take a barrel of oil
>now it is reality

[Anonymous No.18587268]

So you're saying they'll pay ME 35 bucks a barrel just to take the oil off their hands? Shit, where do I pick it up?

[Anonymous No.18587278]

>>18586511
Basically Keynes' idea.

[Anonymous No.18587279]

haha wtf going on?

[Anonymous No.18587280]

>>18586849
I thought I was too late when it was $450
fucks sake

[Anonymous No.18587287]

>>18586384
Looks familiar

[Anonymous No.18587304]

Contracts are rolled over at this point right?
Any guesses as to where the June WTI will end up EOD?

[Anonymous No.18587307]

>>18587268
Just ask them to flush every fucking drop down the toilet and collect your check.
Enjoying the throat singing thread lads as I marvel at the way in which the FED has managed to get the market pumping after news of oil going negative.

[Anonymous No.18587320]

>>18587287
yeah because it's doom

[Anonymous No.18587324]

>>18587280
LOL I bought like 2 hours ago and I'm now £200 up

Tomorrow it will moon in the morning and I'll cash out around 1k+ up

With sufficient leverage there is no such thing as too late so long as you know it ain't the peak.

[Anonymous No.18587327]

>>18586677
dump imminent

[Anonymous No.18587348]

>>18587324
>With sufficient leverage there is no such thing as too late so long as you know it ain't the peak.
Yeah but all it takes is a micro-dip to get you margin called.

[Anonymous No.18587355]

GOLDMAN: WTI MAY CONTRACT WILL CONTINUE TO DUMP

[Anonymous No.18587362]

>>18586515
Bobo is fuckin dead the Forrest service domed that faghot behind a cabin it’s crab and bulls for life

[Anonymous No.18587381]

>>18587253
>harmonic abcd formation

[Anonymous No.18587390]

>>18587348
Not if you have enough free funds to cushion it. Though if it falls too far you're right I'll get raped

[Anonymous No.18587399]

>>18587355
Goldman has a different opinion every 8 hours. They will literally go from "THE BOTTOM IS IN" to "We must prepare for the worst depression in human history" in one day.

[Anonymous No.18587404]

>>18586835
holy shit oldfag. I haven't seen that meme in a WHILE

[Anonymous No.18587407]

>>18587151

[Anonymous No.18587436]

>>18587399
Both of those are true, we're all fucked but inflation will keep stocks rising for a while

[Anonymous No.18587438]

have no idea why i bought these SPY $282 4/22 puts today and i highly regret doing so :(

[Anonymous No.18587442]

OH NO NO NO BULLBROS
WE GOT TOP COCKY

[Anonymous No.18587447]

>>18587204
It's amazing how he's starting to sound more and more rational every day.

Today's podcast was hilarious.

[Anonymous No.18587454]

>he bought the top

[Anonymous No.18587475]

>>18587258
Just checked the numbers on THEIR website.
From Sept 22 2014 (oldest they had) to today, SPY vastly outperforms them, ecen accounting for dividends reinvestment.
But do your thing, might turn out to be a good swing trade

[Anonymous No.18587479]

>these futures
lmfao bobo thought he had a shot

[Anonymous No.18587481]

>>18587404
>2006
>oldfag
i shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.18587483]

Should I be buying oil stocks? Does it going negative mean I have to pay even more if it goes lower? How's selling work?

[Anonymous No.18587488]

>>18587454
Is this the fabled "Sloth from The Goonies" pattern?

[Anonymous No.18587495]

Eisman was right

>>18587387
>>18587387
>>18587387
>>18587387
>>18587387

[Anonymous No.18587503]

>>18587204
>Sipping cancer
>Tending to my miracle-gro cancer crops
>Looking at my boomer metal that's worth nothing when shtf
I take all of that with one bullet.

[Anonymous No.18587506]

>>18587454
Eerily accurate. I can’t wait until these bullniggers off themselves.

[Anonymous No.18587514]

>>18587479
FUCK OFF IDIOT

ITLL CRASH TO NEW LOWS BY FRIDAY

[Anonymous No.18587526]

>>18587399
That's because it's not "Goldman", it's a dozen different analysts that work for GS and each come out with their own articles

[Anonymous No.18587540]

>>18587495
Good. I wanna buy burb mcmansion for twenty dollar.

[Anonymous No.18587547]

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[Anonymous No.18587551]

>ES position in profit
>Oil long which will probably get stopped out in break-even

Night trades already in.. now all I need is a cute asian girl

[Anonymous No.18587556]

Anybody making oil plays, or staying away?

[Anonymous No.18587565]

>>18587495
Sick, my 20% downpayment will turn into 40%.

[Anonymous No.18587568]

>>18587514
>ITLL CRASH TO NEW LOWS BY FRIDAY
hmmm will it now. imagine, futures pumping on zero mention of economy
just imagine how it might react to, say, round 2 of PPP being authorized?

[Anonymous No.18587578]

>>18587556
Not until I see evidence of a sustained bounce trend on the daily chart.

[Anonymous No.18587585]

>>18587556
Im staying away because I'm not totally sure it's coming back

[Anonymous No.18587592]

>>18587547
>robbing the hood when trading212 is available and all other brokers are free
shiggy

[Anonymous No.18587599]

>>18587568
No one cares about the new stimulus bill. It’s going red and there’s no stopping it

[Anonymous No.18587602]

>>18587265
I was serious. Feels good to be right.

[Anonymous No.18587618]

>>18587585
Oh it'll come back eventually. Just with negative prices on the table here there's a chance you could get liquidated before it does. Or the company(ies) you chose to buy shares in go belly up.

[Anonymous No.18587621]

Where will SPY be EoW next Friday May 1?

[Anonymous No.18587635]

>>18587599
>t.

[Anonymous No.18587637]

>>18587621
2800ish

[Anonymous No.18587654]

>>18586857
that's not how it works, anon. it's more like the deaths have remained static but the population who has antibodies, but hasn't died, has grown by a wide margin. basically we didn't know the total population of infected and now we have a better understanding of it in comparison to the death rate, and the infected who didn't die are beyond expectations, way way more than we expected. a bunch of people likely already got "a really bad flu" and it was actually coronavirus but they didn't know, and they came out fine and now have antibodies for it.

does this make sense or do you need me to explain it in simpler terms?

[Anonymous No.18587655]

FUTURES ARE FALLING

HAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.18587660]

>>18587495
Who?

This is one of the things congress and the fed and the treasury are desperately trying to prevent. Mortgage defaults, fracking defaults, massive layoffs, the same dominos from 2008 but this time China isn’t immune and able to help boost the global economy.

>>18587568
God damn it
SMALL CAPS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SURGING WHAT THE FUCKKKK!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18587662]

Bought XOM today and fuck I'm gonna buy more

[Anonymous No.18587667]

3200

[Anonymous No.18587669]

>>18587355
I now understand why that man is such an ecstatic fan without holding a single share of stock on his life. /smg/ is the most fun I've had in years.

[Anonymous No.18587679]

He bought the top?

[Anonymous No.18587680]

Convince me not to go all in on USOI

[Anonymous No.18587687]

>>18587662
As I look more into oil I get more bullish on it. If lots of small producers go out of business we could see oil skyrocket as we recover.

[Anonymous No.18587689]

>>18587662
Same tbqh

[Anonymous No.18587690]

>>18587680
Go all in on TVIX

[Anonymous No.18587706]

>>18586598
thanks for the response. i still respectfully disagree, but i see where you're coming from. thanks for taking the time to explain.

[Anonymous No.18587710]

>>18587655
[laughs in .4%]

[Anonymous No.18587714]

>>18587680
Oil ETF?
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/markets/081116/uso-good-way-invest-oil-uso.asp

[Anonymous No.18587717]

BOBOS FIGHT BACK

[Anonymous No.18587718]

only dropped 10,500 today

long only with divys, by the way.

[Anonymous No.18587721]

>>18587660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkfpTEVIcM8

[Anonymous No.18587728]

>>18587680
I guess...
But honestly never go all in ever. It makes you unable to take advantage of future opportunities. And especially on meme etfs.

[Anonymous No.18587729]

>>18587669
>I now understand why that man is such an ecstatic fan without holding a single share of stock on his life
That's not even true though lmao

[Anonymous No.18587742]

>you see, babe, I think the market is going to go down so I post cartoon bears. If more bear cartoons are posted than bull cartoons, the market goes down.

[Anonymous No.18587746]

Sold most of my TQQQ while it was still up today and dipped into TLT & GLD. I'm ready for you, Mr. Market. Do your worst~

[Anonymous No.18587753]

So we all agree- green day tomorrow?
Any good news re oil will pump the market to the moon

[Anonymous No.18587783]

>>18587753
oil is a lost cause and priced in
that's why we fell like 1% on the news of oil for the first time in history being worth less than the dirt under your feet.

[Anonymous No.18587784]

>>18587721
Note that this was back in June 2019. The dude can time a peak.

[Anonymous No.18587787]

>>18587753
oil barely moved the market. That was a symptom. Not a cause

[Anonymous No.18587797]

>over 1 month
>still $0.00 withdrawable cash

robinhooooooooooddddddddd

[Anonymous No.18587798]

Today is going to make hundreds of idiots jump into commodities and liquidate themselves by the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.18587807]

>>18587746
He bought? Just kill him

[Anonymous No.18587811]

>>18587742
>babe, you're losing money though
>you see, babe, /smg/ only has like 100 posters so it doesn't actually affect the market at all
>babe...
>yeah i know im broke now, whoops!

[Anonymous No.18587818]

>>18587798
>hehuh i'll just hold oil futures for years
>doesn't know etfs turn over every month

[Anonymous No.18587821]

>>18587680
>>18587728
Oops forgot link

http://www.tickertech.com/cgi/returns.mpl?symbol=USOI&smonth=01&sday=01&syear=1995&emonth=04&eday=20&eyear=2020&compareto=other&other=USO

[Anonymous No.18587826]

Tell me /smg/, what will tomorrow be like?

[Anonymous No.18587829]

>>18587811
>honey, why is this poster pretending to be me?
>Don't worry, I'll just tell him to have sex. Gets em every time

[Anonymous No.18587835]

>>18587807
>he sold for a profit?
>travel back in time and have him aborted

[Anonymous No.18587838]

>>18587798
I certainly hope so. I can only imagine who was buying oil in CFDs today xD

[Anonymous No.18587842]

smart money is accumulating xlf

[Anonymous No.18587846]

Looking into glass and paper stock. I think movement in these industries suggest possible big moves coming. I'm currently watching:

>Glass
ASGLY
- Japanese, trades on NYSE
- Good-looking fundamentals, negative free cash flow is because of a recent acquisition that seems promising on paper
- Former glass-only company, now does a wider array of materials and chemicals
- Fairly cheap
- Don't see them dying soon, especially since they improved their diversification with recent moves

>APOG
- Just solid overall
- Recent insider movement suggest an uptrend is expected
- Analysts are bullish on it

>Paper
>WRK
- Timid but bullish insider movement
- They make boxes. People are buying a lot (think amazon). They'll be OK
- Decent discount

>VRS
- New VP recently
- Good insider movement but mostly from said new VP
- Recent mill explosion driving the price lower than it should be indicates a good entrypoint
- Specialty paper products (craft, prints, etc.). Not entirely clear how they'll fare

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.18587848]

>>18587826
I think everyone is cautiously optimistic.

[Anonymous No.18587850]

>>18587826

[Anonymous No.18587852]

>>18587826
Dead flat vix drop.

[Anonymous No.18587866]

>>18587826
best day in history for the stock market

[Anonymous No.18587869]

>>18587826
M

O

O

N

[Anonymous No.18587873]

>>18587826

[Anonymous No.18587877]

>>18587826

[Anonymous No.18587893]

>>18587687
>>18587689
I'm building a longer term portfolio and oil is gonna recover eventually I have no problem hodling

[Anonymous No.18587900]

>>18587721
Steve Carell aged like shit, didn't he?

[Anonymous No.18587912]

4/24 $2500 AMZN call. Will I make it bros?

[Anonymous No.18587913]

>>18587829
>okay babe that's great and all but you're still losing more money, what happened? tyrone's kids need this money babe why aren't the cartoon bears working?!

[Anonymous No.18587935]

>>18587913
>he doesn't like memes
u gay?

[Anonymous No.18587939]

>>18587818
Explain?

[Anonymous No.18587943]

>>18587912
no

[Anonymous No.18587959]

>>18587935
if you can't take the bantz get out of the kitchen, anon :^)

[Anonymous No.18587971]

Up almost half a per cent on futures now. It's looking good for tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18587970]

>>18587959
you bant like a woman.

[Anonymous No.18587972]

today was pretty fucking tragic

I hope it will be better tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18587983]

>>18587912
Not impossible it still went up today.

[Anonymous No.18587998]

>>18587912
Last week I'd say you're fucking retarded but I just don't know anymore.

[Anonymous No.18588002]

>>18587970
that's the best you can come up with? oof.

[Anonymous No.18588003]

>>18586206
HNNNNNNNNNGHHH

[Anonymous No.18588006]

people on td ameritrade/thinkorswim, can i choose the default buy and sell volume? i want to trade in sets of 10, not 100, and i have to clear it manually each time.

[Anonymous No.18588013]

>>18586268
I use Robinhood its quick for being approved for option trading

[Anonymous No.18588017]

>>18587972
>oof
I think you're on the wrong website

[Anonymous No.18588056]

WHAT OIL STOCK DO I BUY
QUICK

[Anonymous No.18588066]

>>18588056
USOI

[Anonymous No.18588067]

>>18588056
DTO

[Anonymous No.18588068]

>>18588056
None. Oil is fucked and has been for years. It's so damn abundant that supply has to be artificially controlled

[Anonymous No.18588090]

Threw some spare change at this, idk if its worth it but whatever

[Anonymous No.18588092]

Mark my words lads, now, you should be buying puts.

[Anonymous No.18588111]

>>18588092
Have fun with the green candle lmao

[Anonymous No.18588128]

>that red dildo on the futures

holy fuck

[Anonymous No.18588134]

>>18587939
Oil etfs hold the current month's futures contracts and sell them over time while buying the next months contracts. They have to sell all their futures before they expire to avoid the liabilities associated with actually claiming the oil associated with the futures contract. When current month futures are cheaper than next month futures, the entire size/value of the fund shrinks because they are selling assets that are down in value and buying assets that are up in value, even though both assets represent 1000 barrels of oil.

For this month, USO would have bought those futures at like $30/barrel and sold a lot of them lower, some of them as low as -$40 a barrel. They need to use that money to buy next months futures, however those are much more expensive, meaning the volume of futures they can buy dropped drastically. Meaning anyone who owned USO in the last month got the majority of their stake in the oil futures market permanently wiped out. But people are still buying into oil etfs because they don't know how it's structured, so all these oil etfs are way over-valued compared to the oil futures they actually own.

[Anonymous No.18588143]

>>18587826
>VIX up 15%

[Anonymous No.18588149]

>>18588092
Don't disagree, but what's your rationale?

[Anonymous No.18588154]

REVENGE OF THE SITH

[Anonymous No.18588174]

>>18588134
But what if you own the shares for a few years? Does the same logic apply?

[Anonymous No.18588178]

OIL SVRGE. EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL. V SHAPED RECOVERY. HELLO BOBO HELLO BOBO ARE YOV OKAY BOBO?????

[Anonymous No.18588182]

>>18587053
Why isnt this a gif yet

[Anonymous No.18588186]

>>18588154
zoom out

[Anonymous No.18588191]

>AMZN report this Thursday
>At all time high during a depression
They are going to be SLAUGHTERED. Wish I could do butterflies in that shit.

[Anonymous No.18588192]

>>18587381
If you consider the realities of machine trading, there are definitely harmonics. Just like you'd have harmonics in an engine, or on the railroad, you have them in oscillating share values and their demand, the psychology surrounding them, and the game theory basis some of the machines are based on.

[Anonymous No.18588198]

Bvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvll.

Bvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvll.

Bvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvll.

WE. WILL. WIN! BVLLCHADS, RISE THE FVCK VP!

[Anonymous No.18588204]

>>18587972
>today was pretty fucking tragic
you've had your bull run

[Anonymous No.18588212]

>>18588192
I've put all the popular TA techniques to the test and smelliot waves came in dead last. Useless garbage.

[Anonymous No.18588218]

From the UK, new to trading. How do I make money off the shit going down the now?

[Anonymous No.18588219]

>>18588174
It's an etf that's trading at $3billion that's holding like $1billion worth of futures.

[Anonymous No.18588224]

>>18588218
turn your phone upside down and buy

[Anonymous No.18588228]

>>18588191
Nah they'll be doing more business than ever around the world.

[Anonymous No.18588229]

>>18588134
so the thing to do is not to buy uso, but instead to grab some cheap exxon and hold

[Anonymous No.18588230]

>>18587495
It's still going to take a while before prices do correct, see '08 era. Housing response took a couple of years to get to bottom.

[Anonymous No.18588237]

>>18588191

they have been killing it. amazon will hit 3k

[Anonymous No.18588240]

>>18588198
Sir, are you having a stroke? Should I call a doctor?

[Anonymous No.18588242]

>>18588174
tl;dr when oil is rising USO's contract structure forces them to sell low and buy high so they get bogged every single month. Because of this, the returns are way lower compared to WTI. Compare WTI to USO over any rising period. If you want to old oil for years you need to buy actual futures.

[Anonymous No.18588243]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-says-us-looking-to-add-as-many-as-75-million-barrels-to-strategic-petroleum-reserve-2020-04-20

We're more communist than China bros

[Anonymous No.18588245]

>>18588186
zoom in
enhance

[Anonymous No.18588247]

>>18587846
>APOG
I wouldn't touch a small cap construction material manufacturer right now. Construction projects are being halted and delayed across the nation. I personally wouldn't trust insider movement enough for it to outweigh what looks like a grim trend.

[Anonymous No.18588249]

>>18588191
how much could I make for a $100 put that expires on their earnings day assuming it goes down?

[Anonymous No.18588255]

Is there anything more bullish to you than when bears start getting cocky

[Anonymous No.18588264]

>>18586658
No way this is true, they had entire villages infected in Italy where the overall death rate was above 4%.

This is just bad data like the other time they tried to push this, or possibly even a psyop.

[Anonymous No.18588275]

>>18588243
To be fair China kinda gave up the communist part to just go as far up into authoritarianism as possible

[Anonymous No.18588278]

>>18588255
get in the fucking bag

[Anonymous No.18588279]

>>18588255
bulls have been cocky for a week and oil crashed 300%

[Anonymous No.18588282]

>>18588174
You'll be more than ok if you do that but everyone's dopamine receptors are busted on /smg/ so they can only see short term and gamble daily in order to feel anything at all

[Anonymous No.18588287]

>>18586835
I feel for you. I use to scrape change off of 1000 shares of TNK. I eventually sold for good and moved the grand into my mutual fund. Fuck my life when it went all the way up to $20 and beyond. I got back in but I missed out big time.

[Anonymous No.18588288]

>>18588245
rotate 90 degrees on the z axis and print me out a hard copy of that

[Anonymous No.18588292]

GOD DAMN IT I TOLD YOU GUYS JMS HAD A GOLDEN CROSS AND NOW THEY RAISED GUIDANCE AND I'M MISSING OUT ON THE FRUIT SPREAD MOON MISSION!!

>>18588134
I'm assuming it already owns futures contracts for oil next month, several months away, etc? Could they keep the ETF going if they were 90% this week's contracts? Since most etfs usually say in their perspective that they keep 9X%+ invested in whatever the target investment is.

[Anonymous No.18588294]

>>18588255
Bulls get cocky with no substance.

[Anonymous No.18588296]

>>18588249
20 dollars

[Anonymous No.18588297]

>>18588228
>>18588237
>P/E 101
They were sideways for a whole year and suddenly all time high during a crisis. They are not "killing it" retards. Their margins did not magically go up. They can't even ship many things, and they ship a ton of stuff from China. Amazon has been going down hill because half the shit listed on their website is just Chinese trash.

[Anonymous No.18588303]

>>18588264
The more confirmed cases/antibodies the lower the death rate goes

[Anonymous No.18588317]

NEW BREAD

>>18588313
>>18588313
>>18588313
>>18588313
>>18588313

[Anonymous No.18588325]

>>18588297
anon are you for real?
How many people are shopping exclusively online right now? How many of them are realizing just how much they like the convenience of amazon? How many of them will convert to amazon and even just get subscriptions?

[Anonymous No.18588334]

>>18588002
that's some big yikes cope, Reginald

[Anonymous No.18588340]

>>18588292
>I'm assuming it already owns futures contracts for oil next month, several months away, etc? Could they keep the ETF going if they were 90% this week's contracts? Since most etfs usually say in their perspective that they keep 9X%+ invested in whatever the target investment is.
USO owned 25% of all WTI futures as of last week, meaning the massive dump to get the futures to clear was probably 100% USO
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jimcollins/2020/04/20/the-us-oil-etf-uso-is-the-culprit-behind-oils-massive-plunge/#7531afb324e8

[Anonymous No.18588342]

>>18588279
Kek

[Anonymous No.18588353]

>>18587680
Google it and read a few articles. You will soon find out that your taking a huge risk if this shit hits summer futures.

[Anonymous No.18588369]

>>18588292
Is this the same as JPC?
Jeff Bezos allegedly came onto SMG and said he was buying everything.
Apparently each JPC stock is to be purchased for $500 or turned into an Amazon stock.
No need to sweat it.

[Anonymous No.18588370]

>>18588275
To be fair, China is doing a lot better than 10's of millions of people dying during the 4 pests campaign during the communist part. Now if they could just give up the authoritarian part they'd be even better off than they currently are.

[Anonymous No.18588372]

>>18588245

[Anonymous No.18588387]

>>18587846
There was a company with a new glass or laminant IP you might want to look into. More or less a two-way mirror type situation.

[Anonymous No.18588424]

>>18588191
If AMZN falls it takes everything else with it. It's one of a handfull of safehavens that retards are putting money into, and once it moves -10% they'll all panic sell 'cause it'll bring NDX and SPX with it.

[Anonymous No.18588428]

>>18588249
A $100 put ($10,000) or a put you could buy for $100?
The cheapest put you could buy for $100 is at a strike of $2,040 which is nearly a 15% drop to break even. Its probably worthless, Id only guess a 10% drop at most.


>>18588325
You do know that literally everyone has an online store now? Amazon isn't the only place you can buy shit online anymore. Walmart, Target, Costco are all online too and you don't need a subscription. In fact, Amazon makes the biggest portion of its money from AWS now.

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>>18586658
californians are not to be trusted, they are zealot leftists with an agenda

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>>18588370
>give up the authoritarian part
that's the part that let them do the lockdowns and then force the younger and healthier back to work with new dividers between factory workers

[Anonymous No.18588445]

>tfw dad unironically watches chick flicks on netflix

:(

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>>18588428
>Amazon makes the biggest portion of its money from AWS now.
yeah that's a huge part of the bull thesis

I don't own AMZN because I was waiting for it to get back down to 1650... I blew it.
I do own some COST though!

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>>18588445
>watching jewish media
why tho?

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>>18588370
There's a reason these regimes always have a better on paper effect than reality.

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>>18588464
It’s fun

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who deleted new thread? Newer thread:

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[Anonymous No.18588484]

Bred lines form here
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>>18588443
how's that working out for them?

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>>18588464
He's a bit autismo

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>>18588478
I messed up the title and performed sudoko
#sorrynotsorry

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>>18586417
>Stock gaps below your stop the next morning

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>>18588340
Essentially, this is one reason individual oil stocks not only didn't tank, but in a few cases like gas pro and Antero midstream, mooned big?