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18582035 No.18582035 [Reply] [Original]

>by tons of barrels of oil
>burn oil
>melt empty barrels and sell them

>> No.18582090

Holy shit why did no one think of that before?

>> No.18582115

>>18582035
lol where are u going to store, transport and burn?

>> No.18582208

>>18582035
The barrels are not included

>> No.18582271
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18582271

>negative interest rates
>negative oil
>take out a loan and buy millions of negative oils, and get paid interest to do it
>infinite money

>> No.18582364

>>18582035
>buy oil
>become car
>drink oil
>drive around forever
>quicker than human plebs

>> No.18582446 [DELETED] 
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>>18582035
GET IN THE OFFICIAL /biz/ SERVER discord.gg CpqQw7b
WE'RE WATCHING THIS SHIT CRASH TOO AND WE WILL INTERVIEW ETH FOUNDER VITALIK THIS WEEK
nsns

>> No.18582540

>>18582208
bruhhhh it all makes sense now that's the catch. it's like a growler of IPA at my favorite craft brewery. you have to also pay for the growler

>> No.18582579
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>>18582035

>> No.18582739

Quit stealing content from wallstreetbets faggot

>> No.18582793

>>18582579
this but unironically

>> No.18582803

>>18582579
Kekd

>> No.18582807

>>18582035
>by

>> No.18582819
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18582819

OK /biz/, I just bought five hundred oil barrells, how can I refine them at home?

>> No.18583595

>>18582035
isnt that just mining bitcoin but alot simpler

>> No.18584743 [DELETED] 
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>open a futures account with $0
>buy hundreds of millions worth of negative oil
>use a small part of the proceeds to buy land and setup an oil burning factory
>burn all the oil you receive
>use the heat to melt the barrels, sell the metal
>use the heat to produce electricity, sell it

There you go, IRL infinite money cheatcode.