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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:15:39 2020 No.18578746 [Reply] [Original]

superpower edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
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>Educational Sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/breast-feeding

>Free Chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://pornhub.com/tag/hapa-breeding-programs

>misc
https://stocktwits.com/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
https://fintel.io/
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://google.com

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:18:49 2020 No.18578928 File: 1.23 MB, 1124x1124, 1587274390832.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18578746 GET IN THE OFFICIAL /biz/ SERVER discord.gg CpqQw7b WE'RE WATCHING THIS SHIT CRASH TOO AND WE WILL INTERVIEW ETH FOUNDER VITALIK THIS WEEK hahahahahahaah

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:23:41 2020 No.18579219 >>18578746 Please bobo, no more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:32:30 2020 No.18579719 >>18579219 naw

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:36:30 2020 No.18579919 File: 2.10 MB, 2592x1944, EpLelXas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wuhan Institute of Virology emails / passwords

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:37:54 2020 No.18579985 File: 454 KB, 350x300, TFW_no_bulls_want_to_fuck_your_gf.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18579919 >8 character passwords >for a high level virology lab the chinks are beyond retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:39:03 2020 No.18580039 >>18579919 >123456

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:40:24 2020 No.18580104 Roll

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:43:41 2020 No.18580254 >>18579919 NICE

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:44:15 2020 No.18580279 >>18579919 uhhhh guys

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:44:18 2020 No.18580281 >>18579919 What the fuck is this besides illegal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:44:48 2020 No.18580305 >>18578746 Cryptofag here, just rolling for my new identity. Buy XRP

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:44:50 2020 No.18580308 Who FRO master race?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:45:00 2020 No.18580320 We are now in power hour, also known as the allotted time each trading day Jerome Powell remembers to flood the market

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:47:18 2020 No.18580447 >>18579919 >Chenkx Audible kek! Also, roll, and hope Ranjeesh saves my HAL position I picked up today for the sake of fun

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:47:50 2020 No.18580474 I bought a shitload of May and June puts on USO, hoping this fund folds and that the later month futures get arbitraged significantly down. Did I fuck up or make the play of a lifetime?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:48:45 2020 No.18580524 Can someone explain how to profit from this? Oil stocks aren't crashing

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:48:57 2020 No.18580538 File: 125 KB, 969x710, bobo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'M SORRY BOBO

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:49:07 2020 No.18580545 WHEN DO WE GO GREEN

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:49:36 2020 No.18580572 >>18580545 >he doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:50:02 2020 No.18580594 This Kyle Bass guy is super based

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:50:09 2020 No.18580600 File: 83 KB, 732x732, 1584561744336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHERE YOU AT BVLL KEKS THE BEARS AREN'T BACK, WE NEVER LEFT

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:50:11 2020 No.18580602 >>18579919 >lcd51vm Nigger used the model number off his monitor kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:50:12 2020 No.18580604 >>18580545 Right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:50:18 2020 No.18580611 >>18580474 Congratulations you made the play of a lifetime, if you had done it 2 months ago. Now you will make some but not an incredible amount, I see way to many people buying USO calls indicating to me we still have furter to drop

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:50:27 2020 No.18580628 >>18578746 Blessed name please. Also where’s my EOD pump

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:50:30 2020 No.18580631 >>18580594 >>18580594 He's a fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:50:31 2020 No.18580637 EOD dump is here!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:50:32 2020 No.18580638 File: 186 KB, 472x472, 1586890398116.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bobos win. Bulls lose

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:50:50 2020 No.18580651 File: 368 KB, 1242x757, B1BE0F4E-82CD-4A67-961B-49AF38D1A13D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I did it. I sold my put option for a $7000 loss. >then it went up about $1000 Basically he sold, pump it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:50:53 2020 No.18580652 File: 147 KB, 750x546, 1543095913498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what was THAT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:51:00 2020 No.18580661 >>18580594 he's one of the best >>18580631 found the chink

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:51:06 2020 No.18580669 >>18580474 Well they're getting fucked by contago so you're doing ok so far

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:51:14 2020 No.18580680 >>18579919 Uh...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:51:18 2020 No.18580684 File: 70 KB, 1374x431, LCD51VM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18580602 >>18579919 And it's a piece of shit to boot. Changs eternally BTFO

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:51:19 2020 No.18580685 File: 1.63 MB, 360x236, 1386128082220.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oil....

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:51:28 2020 No.18580694 File: 43 KB, 685x516, 1585760131600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18578928 Stop posting these fat disgusting 3D whores. This is a blue board. >>18580600 SPY literally almost went positive today. Oil crash is priced in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:51:38 2020 No.18580703 File: 1.03 MB, 1845x1038, 530C85CC-5807-4619-BEF7-8C029D44DB02.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You’re laughing, YOU’RE LAUGHING Oil is going negative And you’re laughing

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:51:40 2020 No.18580706 holy shit its actually dumping eod

>>	0xBitcoin Mon Apr 20 15:51:49 2020 No.18580714 File: 150 KB, 816x1024, 1584652819151m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well this thread looks like it needs some productive SQQQ discussion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:52:10 2020 No.18580729 How do you plebs choose your stock? Do you go by headlines, short/long term past performance, calculations, pick your favorite companies, or just blindly do what some other person says? t. New

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:52:13 2020 No.18580734 Oh boy, a red day. Time for Schiff to drop a load

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:52:18 2020 No.18580740 >>18580694 "almost went positive today" OH NO NO NO HE'S TRYING TO COPE BVLLKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:52:22 2020 No.18580746 Jerome what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:52:23 2020 No.18580748 >>18580714 Don't bet against tech even in this market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:52:33 2020 No.18580760 File: 721 KB, 1920x1090, bronn stronn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18578746 Say no to bears Say no to bulls Say no to crabs This market is run by clowns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51IXwqDDLG4

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:52:35 2020 No.18580762 >>18580714 anon you know how to get me to respond do you have any options on SQQQ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:53:05 2020 No.18580782 >>18580714 Why not buy puts, get more leverage, and avoid decay (notwithstanding theta)

>>	0xBitcoin Mon Apr 20 15:53:18 2020 No.18580788 File: 143 KB, 983x983, 20200420_081141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18580762 Check this shit out

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:53:29 2020 No.18580799 File: 260 KB, 1242x1388, 1578773544499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18580308 nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:53:31 2020 No.18580800 >>18579919 Oh jesus christ don't tell me these absolute retards actually managed to let a virus escape isolation

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:53:43 2020 No.18580808 This thread is fake and gay

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:53:51 2020 No.18580813
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JEROME DO SOMETHING THE FUCKING SANDNIGGERS ARE DESTROYING OUR SHALE INDUSTRY.. PICK UP THE GOD DAMN PHONE YOU FUCKING KIKE

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:54:06 2020 No.18580819 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:54:19 2020 No.18580826 File: 50 KB, 400x400, dqIKwNS8_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Invest in saudi clown price head bin Salman

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:54:43 2020 No.18580846 File: 41 KB, 500x500, 1441378286369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18579919 >123456

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:54:55 2020 No.18580851 >>18580729 Whoever has the funniest memes on smg I usually give a go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:54:55 2020 No.18580852 File: 113 KB, 1125x521, 6A66776E-8D62-4E7A-BA9D-6273EE437076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT TO DO IM SUCH A FUCKING RETARD AND I WASTED A DAYTRADE TO LOST MONEY FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:55:20 2020 No.18580865 >oil @ -$38 >HAL: +0.33% :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:55:53 2020 No.18580882 >>18580852 It's just money

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:55:56 2020 No.18580884 okay but legitimately us there any reason NOT to buy BPF.UN? (Boston Pizza Royalties Income Fund, 20% yield)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:55:58 2020 No.18580885 >>18580729 I trade purely on memes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:56:09 2020 No.18580893 File: 542 KB, 1080x910, Latest biz get rich scheme.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18580545 BUY HIGH SELL LOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:56:14 2020 No.18580896 >>18580788 What am I even looking at here. How are you supposed to make money off this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:56:48 2020 No.18580925 >>18580611 Yeah most retards think buying a fund in the most massive contango we've ever seen is a good idea. My puts are up 50% already. I just hope this damn etf starts dropping like a stone, but there are too many morons buying

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:57:13 2020 No.18580942 >>18580882 It’s food and safety and security. It’s fun and it’s shelter. It’s new experiences and it’s pussy. It’s your future. It’s your children. “Just” money. No such thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:57:16 2020 No.18580944 I TOLD YALL BOUT THAT DHT

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:57:40 2020 No.18580959 >>18579919 any emails dumped yet? there HAS to be something juicy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:57:56 2020 No.18580969 File: 228 KB, 973x505, 1587409467168.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18580865

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:57:58 2020 No.18580971
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>>18580703
>I got a joke, Mur-ray
>What do you get, when you keep pumping oil with nowhere to put it...
>...the oil keeps pumping, and so does Jerome...

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:58:00 2020 No.18580972

Why the fuck is everyone acting like cheap gas is a bad thing? This must be some rich person shit where stuff that's good for the economy is actually bad for their stocks or something, so they go on the news and try to convince real people that it's bad for them (despite it actually being great for them).

Fuck these assholes, let it crash, cheap gas for everyone!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:58:06 2020 No.18580980 File: 215 KB, 377x485, 5a7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18580852 >has less than 25k >day trading >Robinhood >credit spreads Fuck, you are one stupid cunt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:58:22 2020 No.18580993 >>18578746 Is it time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:58:29 2020 No.18580997 File: 32 KB, 488x360, ladies and gentlemen I present to you faggots.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18580942 >70 dollars is a big deal

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:58:35 2020 No.18581002 >>18580969 The strongest oil stock in the universe

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:59:17 2020 No.18581035 remember that anon spouting off about bank runs and the fact banks don't have to keep any of your money in reserve

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:59:20 2020 No.18581037 >>18580729 Always do the opposite of what absolute faggots like Baggie and LCI shilling here. You will eventually filter them out like everyone else but until then you will learn what not to do.

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:59:23 2020 No.18581041

Anyone use ThinkorSwim? How the fuck do I clear out expired options from my monitor tab? This interface is such cluttered shit. It shows -3 days left for an option, which expired on Friday. I got my money from it, so why the fuck is it still crowding up my screen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:59:25 2020 No.18581043 can this meme day just end already?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 15:59:41 2020 No.18581057 >>18578746 Roll

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:00:01 2020 No.18581076 >>18580896 If the price makes an extreme move either up or down, the gains from one of the options will overwhelm the premium loss from the other option and anon will be in profit. It's a bet on extreme volatility

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:00:08 2020 No.18581085 File: 68 KB, 466x475, meme lines.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:00:18 2020 No.18581094 >>18578746 roll

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:00:20 2020 No.18581097 File: 269 KB, 973x873, 1586788701625.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wakey wakey bullkeks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:00:29 2020 No.18581107 So tomorrow dump or pump?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:00:37 2020 No.18581110 >>18580925 >Too smart to win We've been over this. Either die, or become a clown.

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:00:57 2020 No.18581117

>>18580980
Robinhood for the fun account, I was trying to set an appropriate level to close out the position. I’m not putting 25k into this fucking broker made of popsicle stocks. I use schwab for that.

Kill yourself you judgmental cunt.
You’re not even accurate in your judgements.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:01:03 2020 No.18581121 File: 7 KB, 285x177, 0CBBFC0A-4E01-4A92-BB39-8E7491F4701B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SQQQoilders rise the fucK up!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:01:11 2020 No.18581127 File: 105 KB, 1000x600, 3DDF1AA9-EBA3-40B5-B05F-93D45DA3E274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There is only one solution. Trump must ban all cars with > 5 MPG fuel economy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:01:19 2020 No.18581134 fuck missed the bell on my cfds, i-its gonna be alright tomorrow right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:01:24 2020 No.18581138 File: 253 KB, 696x486, pain train.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18581043 The memes will continue until the market is gone

>>	0xBitcoin Mon Apr 20 16:01:40 2020 No.18581148 File: 60 KB, 555x1024, 1582012154843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18580896 Basically if SQQQ does anything aside from stay flat I make an assload of cash. It's been flat for a week since I bought >_<

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:01:42 2020 No.18581149 scooped up 50 more RDS.B thanks for the discoutns

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:01:58 2020 No.18581158 >>18581107 major pump, this oil meme is not sustainable

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:01:58 2020 No.18581159 so since WTI Crude Oil is negative, where can I go to receive $35.70 to take a barrel of WTI Crude oil?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:02:16 2020 No.18581170 File: 698 KB, 1500x1000, 1969-dodge-polara-hardtop-front-view.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18581127 it's the only way

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:02:27 2020 No.18581176 DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>>	0xBitcoin Mon Apr 20 16:02:42 2020 No.18581183 File: 126 KB, 889x1024, 1584130708824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18581121 Fuckin right bobro

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:03:07 2020 No.18581202 This was one of the worst days in my investing history. What the fuck am I doing?

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:03:23 2020 No.18581215
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dont know shit about oil does anyone know how the russians are taking this? seems like oil shitting itself would be pretty concerning since their economy is built off of it to my knowledge

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:03:30 2020 No.18581220
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.03%, poor day but not as bad as I thought it'd be honestly. Picked just the right day for the acid lmao, feeling great rn tee bee aech. Very relieved USO seems to have sneaked under the wire with the June contracts, getting concerned about rumors of banks being exposed to blown out hedgies and the like. Index movements seem muted for how risky stuff is looking. Worst part of this is that we're gonna get another influx of pol newfriends, can we please not make the news for just a few weeks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:03:32 2020 No.18581222 >Halliburton up 7 cents already in aftermarket imagine being the dude that bought it at $4.70

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:03:59 2020 No.18581242 >>18581202 What happened?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:04:01 2020 No.18581244 What's going on, I just woke up. Buy oil? Is negative the floor?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:04:09 2020 No.18581249 >>18578746 Today is a good day. Roll!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:04:16 2020 No.18581252 >>18581202 the opposite

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:04:22 2020 No.18581258 >>18581196 le baitpost has arrived

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:04:23 2020 No.18581260 >>18581196 (((They))) waited to exit the market after close.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:04:31 2020 No.18581263 >>18581121 I only bought a few because I'm a huge pussy

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Apr 20 16:04:32 2020 No.18581264 >>18581159 I know right.. i wonder how many barrels of oil i can keep in my garage

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:04:37 2020 No.18581267 >>18581220 All of my assets went negative, do I need to pay people to buy them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:04:38 2020 No.18581272 >>18581222 I don't have to imagine :^) Sold at 8.65 last week tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:04:51 2020 No.18581278 >>18581215 >Be Russian >know what is going to happen because you are making it happen >buy puts >replaces revenue that you would have gotten from oil

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:04:51 2020 No.18581280 >>18580039 lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:05:04 2020 No.18581289 File: 79 KB, 1280x720, 1496924770291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >t-the economy w-will get better Beartards >p-priced in NOT SO FAST BULLKEKS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:05:15 2020 No.18581297 >>18581220 up 2.5% but I'm another 4% away from recovering from earlier losses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:05:25 2020 No.18581300 >>18581272 Why was it so tonka tough today? It ended green for christ's sake

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:05:27 2020 No.18581304 >>18581202 honestly anon if you're doing the best you can then its enough its a literal clown market followed by oil going into the fucking NEGATIVES. you may be able to expect dumps but this is ridiculous

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:05:53 2020 No.18581320 So did the anime fag who went long on 20x leverage friday neck himself yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:05:55 2020 No.18581322 File: 45 KB, 490x624, 20.4T.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18581220 Bought everything in pic related today, mostly this morning. It was a good one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:06:07 2020 No.18581327 >>18581300 earnings report was good this morning apparently I sold before because I thought it would shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:06:32 2020 No.18581353 OP is a faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:06:39 2020 No.18581358 Remember guys. USO, 10 to 20x return by 2022

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:06:47 2020 No.18581362 >>18581242 I realized losses on a put that was going to expire at the end of the week. 13k invested. Managed to save 6k out of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:06:58 2020 No.18581370 just put in sell orders on the ASX. Time to swing trade and make even more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:07:04 2020 No.18581373 Is anyone buying Exxon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:07:10 2020 No.18581377 File: 30 KB, 694x312, 1586112871175.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18581220 I will never financially recover from this

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:07:11 2020 No.18581376 File: 896 B, 147x42, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18581220 I'm heavy into oil stocks and today still almost put me to sleep

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:07:22 2020 No.18581387 >>18581159 It's in lots of 1000 barrels

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:07:39 2020 No.18581397 i fucking hate gme so goddamn fucking much fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:07:39 2020 No.18581399 >>18578746 roll

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:07:46 2020 No.18581402 >>18581322 No teekay :< Good job though!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:07:49 2020 No.18581404 >>18581220 The thread sucks. And I threw away $80 opening and closing a position I wanted to hold. I’m so fucking angry with myself. If I keep fucking up my good moves with too many bad moves, I’m not going to get anywhere. See: >>18580852

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:07:49 2020 No.18581405 >put it all on TVIX >made up all my bear losses in 1 day I also just noticed that contango didn't eat up TVIX yet. It has actually been HIGHER than it was during the first drop. We could theoretically hit 800 again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:08:17 2020 No.18581427 File: 42 KB, 500x500, cvicx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18581220 down 1.3%. not sure how I can keep on living

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:08:24 2020 No.18581433 >>18581358 CONTANGO DO NOT BUY USO PLEASE YOU WILL GET FUCKED. >>18581373 Started nibbling, buy when blood is in the streets right? Expect more downside though as equity markets drag it down

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:08:39 2020 No.18581439 File: 89 KB, 768x432, dunk-2008-768x432 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SEE YOU ON THE MOON NIGGERS

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:08:45 2020 No.18581442 >>18581244 >He didn’t buy 10,000,000 barrels when they were paying you to take them It’s too late, they’re all out now. Me and my 18 super model fiancés are about to go lambo shopping

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:09:13 2020 No.18581466 >>18579919 anyone want to try? https://mail.cstnet.cn/

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:09:16 2020 No.18581470 File: 48 KB, 623x564, 1559472611843.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feels good to finally be free bros. FUCK THE SEC AND THE 5-Oh TOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:09:16 2020 No.18581472 >>18578746 Rollin

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:09:18 2020 No.18581474 SP500 after trading in free fall.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:09:20 2020 No.18581476 >>18581397 Dude I know it is bullshit. Everyone knows it is going to zero. But no one knows when. So people are going to manipulate the massive short interest.

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:09:26 2020 No.18581482

>>18581327
>earnings report was good this morning apparently
I know, I saw
>I sold before because I thought it would shit
So did I, Even with the earnings report, I thought that $10 oil was going to make people sell regardless.
Okay, well $5 oil, $5 oil will make people sell, then I can get this for cheap
Holy fuck $2 oil! HAL is FUCKED! here comes the drop
$0 OIL! I am going to be able to pick it up dirt cheap!
NEGATIVE!
IT'S OFFICIALLY NEGATIVE!
NEGATIVE OIL PRICE!
Any second now and the bottom will just fall out.
>ends day +0.03
>up +0.07 in afterhours
>universe: because "fuck you, anon". That's why.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:09:31 2020 No.18581488 File: 2.65 MB, 360x176, 1364368454075.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18581220 up 7.6% doubled down on tankers when they dipped after the gap up. 80% tanker stocks rest in cash and gold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:09:45 2020 No.18581498 >>18581402 Oh it's in there, check again. Yeah it was a nice day but got btfo last week so only clawing some of it back here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:09:47 2020 No.18581499 >>18581402 >>18581322 oh nvm it's in there! Extra good job!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:09:53 2020 No.18581510 >>18580782 Priced in

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:10:02 2020 No.18581514 >>18581482 >So did I, so did i in the sense that "I thought the earnings report was going to be shit" not that I sold it. I was waiting to buy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:10:26 2020 No.18581529 >>18581466 fuck man I don't want to get assassinated

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:10:29 2020 No.18581530 roII

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:10:36 2020 No.18581536 >>18581196 futures dont open to 6 you fucking faggot read the stickie

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:10:50 2020 No.18581545 File: 35 KB, 308x326, BD129AC5-FEF0-4267-A669-13F5522B3763.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18578746 >Sold GasLog friday. Up 30% monday Frens, whats the easiest way to off myself

>>	0xBitcoin Mon Apr 20 16:11:01 2020 No.18581552 File: 41 KB, 460x575, 1583954446427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18581439 Did you buy SQQQ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:11:02 2020 No.18581553 >>18579919 fuck, where did you get this based anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:11:03 2020 No.18581554 >>18581220 +6.87

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:11:08 2020 No.18581562 >>18581220 made 50% on a oil cfd today and actually exited at a good time, what a pleasant suprise

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:11:23 2020 No.18581569 >>18581433 >YOU WILL DIE IF YOU BUY ATL OIL RIGHT NOW What is DCA and long term investing

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:11:37 2020 No.18581578 >>18581552 i switched over half my QID.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:11:38 2020 No.18581577 >>18581545 drown in crude

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:11:47 2020 No.18581582 >>18581220 You suck. Go away.

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:11:52 2020 No.18581589

>>18581482
I sold almost two weeks ago though, that Friday where it ended up at almost $9, imagine being me.
I told myself I'd buy again if it went under $7, watched it keep dipping to the mid 6s and I still was too chickenshit and thought it would go lower.
Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:11:52 2020 No.18581590 File: 290 KB, 484x411, firefox_6b5FBeA0HU.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder what he is going to say tomorrow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTfYTZuAyws

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:12:01 2020 No.18581597 >>18581552 >SQQQ literally hasnt budged in a month >see you on the moon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:12:02 2020 No.18581598 >only down 274% Is this bullish ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:12:09 2020 No.18581601 File: 30 KB, 1017x536, 1448863989413.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18581220 Pretty good. sold a few of my positions at the end of today and now about 1/3 of this isn't invested. Need some tips on what's good for tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:12:23 2020 No.18581610 HOW THE FUCK I EXPLAIN MY WIFES SON HES GOING TO EAT RICE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR? IM COMPLETELY RUINED

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:12:26 2020 No.18581612 File: 1.66 MB, 400x225, 1586907801317.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18581220 Up by less than a percent, literally like $16. Bought DOW, BPF.UN, a bit more RTX, BAM, ZZZ, and CTC.A. Sold some CARR.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:12:34 2020 No.18581621 >>18581289 dumb debiru

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:13:12 2020 No.18581638 File: 82 KB, 1024x710, OIL_TUMBLING_DOWN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18581474 After hours are fake and gay, but it still makes my massive puts feel really nice in the hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:13:18 2020 No.18581644 File: 48 KB, 400x210, 423F1D9C-EA3E-4E2A-ACD7-8865701DE8AA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE CAN'T KEEP TAKING LOSSES LIKE THIS NOT IF WE ARE EXPECTED TO WIN

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:13:45 2020 No.18581671
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>6.87% up today
>up 1.56% after hours

If I actually catch the next leg down I'm going to make a huge amount.

If that happens, I'm going to cum and shit at the same time and scream a lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:14:16 2020 No.18581696 >>18581041 Usually takes a day or two and will clear out on its own

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:14:28 2020 No.18581705

>>18581220
Down 2.4% for the day, almost broke into the green by noon, then...right back down haha! Picked up some HAL about an hour ago just for the hell of it (cheapest big wig stock I could find) just 50 bucks worth. Nothing I'm not willing to risk potentially disappearing...which given the state of oil, it might?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:14:42 2020 No.18581715 >get paid for contract >drive to oil field >dump useless black liquid into field >sell barrel Did I crack the code?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:14:42 2020 No.18581716 I own 35% of a small Texan oil company AMA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:15:14 2020 No.18581745 >>18579919 >kaptiv >captive uhhh

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:15:23 2020 No.18581750 >>18581705 shoulda just went to the casino with that, imo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:15:28 2020 No.18581757 >>18581716 How are you gonna kill yourself?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:15:29 2020 No.18581759 rolling

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:15:42 2020 No.18581767 File: 34 KB, 492x623, C4ECFE71-FDED-41E8-A8A2-2ADC02478F56.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So now that storage is paying other storage to store oil, what happens when that storage runs out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:15:45 2020 No.18581768 >>18581716 Are you planning on having Ghanan pallbearers at your funeral?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:15:46 2020 No.18581771 File: 110 KB, 838x557, oil ultimate gap fill.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18581601 >>18581705 I straight up have no clue what's gonna happen. This is interesting though!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:15:49 2020 No.18581776 >>18581716 will you pay me to go to the gas station

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:15:56 2020 No.18581779 >>18581716 When did your parents learn you were gay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:15:59 2020 No.18581781 File: 73 KB, 639x471, 1579487856359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Since oil stocks are not reacting to the price of oil, Should I just buy USO? As an ETF can USO ever "go bankrupt"?

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:16:02 2020 No.18581783

>>18581499
Thanks fren. Desu I don't know much about storage but have been reading a lot about it being the place to be with oil cratering. Somewhat worried what happens when the bankruptcies start and storage invoices not getting paid, but let's hope that's far away. Plus they must be bringing more space online, they'd have to be crazy not to be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:16:06 2020 No.18581786 >>18581716 >small Are you either a pipeline guy, independent driller or are you just oilfield services?

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:16:14 2020 No.18581793

>>18581220
That's from going long on tankers at 3pm. Because CAD is tanking further and the price of oil being a guaranteed death for CAD, I also bought FB, JPM and RTX which all stole my gains, but those are longer-term prospects.
Biggest losers: DHT, RTX. Biggest winners: TK, NAT. I think DHT prospect is super bullish but I don't know if I'll get stopped out before the bullrun.
JPM is currently being sued for their handling of the sba. Don't know what will happen (my guess: fucking nothing).

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:16:18 2020 No.18581798 >>18581569 USO is going to get dissolved. They have to buy high and sell low every month to roll over

>>	0xBitcoin Mon Apr 20 16:16:21 2020 No.18581800 File: 103 KB, 819x1024, 1584915702559m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18581716 Which one? Former oilfag here

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:16:42 2020 No.18581814 >>18581767 The rivers shall run black with crude

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:16:49 2020 No.18581820 >>18581716 how many dicks have you sucked in your lifetime

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:16:56 2020 No.18581825 File: 46 KB, 733x728, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've got 2500 of these little beauties and i'm not selling them

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:17:16 2020 No.18581842 >>18581793 1.67% up*

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:17:25 2020 No.18581846 >>18581716 My buddy just got a job at a rig in Texas a few weeks ago. Is he gonna get laid off soon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:17:29 2020 No.18581851 >>18581183 It's 2017 again

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:17:35 2020 No.18581856 File: 49 KB, 720x307, 20200420_151650.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rate my poorfolio

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:17:40 2020 No.18581858 Why is everyone on here ignoring CARR?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:18:07 2020 No.18581873 There are several tiers of retail oil idiots. Retail idiots that just got fucked by contango today. And once removed retail idiots that will get fucked by contango by proxy in USO

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:18:07 2020 No.18581874 >>18581767 depends if quarantine goes on for long enough wells will start getting capped

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:18:24 2020 No.18581884 Just dump the oil in the oceans. Shit is useless.

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:18:28 2020 No.18581889

Can you stop posting those fucking disgusting creatures- women.
I hate them.
I haven't masturbated for over a week and I don't want to see those fucking cunts. I want stocks, memes and good investment like negative prices.
DON'T POST THEM BECAUSE I WILL HIDE THEM INSTANTLY

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:18:35 2020 No.18581897 >>18581715 No, you dig a hole and dump it in your back yard, then call oil inspectors out to check it out and they dig and find oil. Ow your land is worth 1000x what it was

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:18:45 2020 No.18581900 >>18581825 I was looking at ET and SWN. I don't trust SWN because it's past ATH, and I don't trust ET because I don't know why it's pulling back. But I'm interested in ET. Sell me on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:18:47 2020 No.18581902 some big fund must have been blown out today by this action, this is gonna be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:18:50 2020 No.18581903 File: 50 KB, 400x299, PeterSchiffDoomsayer.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This will be a /comfy/ one >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AsPfdv0pUA

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:18:50 2020 No.18581904
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>>18581771
I don't want to touch oil. that shit is manipulated to hell and I'd just be gambling. Somebody took out a million dollars worth of $750 calls on SHOP expiring Friday so I might do the same. That guy knows something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:18:53 2020 No.18581908 Is SCO just free money?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:20:00 2020 No.18581943 File: 75 KB, 640x960, 1512817173615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is this finally the 30% drop? >>18581889 haha, fag.

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:20:03 2020 No.18581947
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>>18579919
>those passwords
im a fucking retard can someone elaborate on the implications of this? do a bunch of people on 4chan just have access to information about a pandemic? this has to be fake right anons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:20:26 2020 No.18581962 If anything, I hope you take away from today how dangerous it can be to play with commodities.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:20:27 2020 No.18581963 >>18579919 >123456 Incredibly based

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:20:30 2020 No.18581969 >>18581750 In a way, oil kind of is the casino right now!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:20:38 2020 No.18581972 >>18581889 good on you. I've struggled to even get 1 week on no fap. restarted sunday so I'm on my 2nd day.

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:20:49 2020 No.18581981

Incredible opportunity for China to stockpile vast quantities of oil at ridiculously low prices using their war chest of acculamted US dollar reserves!!!! The old adage of 'one man's misery is akin to another's fortune' ringing true for the Chinese Govt - I wonder what the equivalent saying is in Chinese??

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:21:12 2020 No.18581998 File: 38 KB, 480x480, dabs in nazi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'M GOING TO FUCKING PRINT MONEY BOYS WE ARE GOING TO 0 >>18581781 LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:21:18 2020 No.18582001 >>18581466 doing on tor, what could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:21:31 2020 No.18582010 I have SPY calls for $283 expiring on 4/29, how fucked am I???

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:21:41 2020 No.18582021 I was a bear. I was right all along. I WAS FUCKING RIGHT. You bullied me and made fun of me. Now I'm up 9.12% in a day

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:22:12 2020 No.18582040 >>18581590 His trust fund fuck buddies will tell him to try to convince us that cheap gas is somehow bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:22:17 2020 No.18582046 >>18578746 Rolled

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:23:31 2020 No.18582093 File: 957 KB, 727x911, a374bf21-d7ef-481f-9f9b-03acd4cfbcef..png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18581466 I'M IN

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:23:41 2020 No.18582105 File: 41 KB, 581x581, 1586384157366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is why I never fuck with commodities, maybe we'll get another apology video like optionssellers getting liquidated

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:23:42 2020 No.18582106 >>18581904 You see that come through as a sweeper or what? Pretty wild bet :o

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:24:04 2020 No.18582128 >>18578746 Roll

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:24:05 2020 No.18582129

>>18580474
Now as today happened, a fuckton of people are jumping in the same train. The problem is that option issuers will make a fuckton of loss from easy trades like that. That's why they'll pump the oil price 10-20% for very short period of time to liquidate leveraged normie positions when they get a chance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:24:18 2020 No.18582135 File: 305 KB, 474x361, 1587222254012.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18579919 >123456

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:24:25 2020 No.18582138 I want to buy a S&P 500 3x short ETF and hold for a month, is this a good idea?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:24:30 2020 No.18582142 >>18582010 Gently fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:25:02 2020 No.18582156 >>18581716 I'm willing to buy it from you if you pay me 100,000 dollars.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:25:08 2020 No.18582162 File: 99 KB, 750x547, 8EA9CC39-CDE8-4966-9BE0-2BE18C9E11F8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18580884

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:25:23 2020 No.18582169 >>18582093 POST STUFF

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:25:23 2020 No.18582170 WHY IS IT GOING UP?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:25:31 2020 No.18582177 File: 308 KB, 1200x900, Megumin-Konosuba-Fairy-Tail-Anime-Bedding-Set-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought the Sleep Country today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:25:53 2020 No.18582183 VIX is mooning bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:25:55 2020 No.18582185 >>18582138 Only one way to find out fren

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:25:59 2020 No.18582189 >>18578746 roll for pajeet pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:26:22 2020 No.18582203 >>18582138 2x might do better if the drop takes a while. if you want more to be allocated to stocks and bonds on the way down, the 3x might work better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:26:33 2020 No.18582211 Trump press conference today at 5:30 PM

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:26:46 2020 No.18582217

>>18581943
Literally coomer brain. Your dopamine levels are probably worse off than your average junkie on meth. None of them will fuck you, no matter how many images you save or post.
>>18581972
Keep on fighting. The only way to stop this infestation is a completely and utter disregard. Nothing else really helps.
I want to kick this addiction for good. And this might be the closest I have been.
I have managed almost 2 months before, but only because I did not have access to the Internet. That doesn't count really you go back as soon as you have access again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:27:11 2020 No.18582229 >>18581590 >inb4 cramer tells us to sell

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:27:33 2020 No.18582240 >>18582183 Sold off SVXY friday and today. Spooky stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:27:38 2020 No.18582243 >>18581466 tried a couple but didnt work

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:27:40 2020 No.18582244 >>18582093 post emails then

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:27:59 2020 No.18582252 >>18578746 rollanb

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:28:03 2020 No.18582256 File: 124 KB, 1013x675, 0e01db81-994c-4e8b-8c8f-a0ff3811cf3a..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18582169

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:28:45 2020 No.18582277 >>18582093 Big if true what you find?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:29:00 2020 No.18582290 >>18581715 You have to clean it up

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:29:38 2020 No.18582318 File: 48 KB, 541x293, 1587151380972.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:29:39 2020 No.18582317 File: 221 KB, 1781x646, corona_wti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, had anyone on /biz/ actually shorted oil?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:30:07 2020 No.18582332 File: 53 KB, 770x775, EVrMx_4XsAEKsbW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are we buying?

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:30:13 2020 No.18582336
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>>18582217
>he cooms solo
>he assumes /biz/nessmen are virgins
>he doesn't brappost
>he can't control himself and enjoy the health benefits of looking at a nice ass or rack
lmao at ur lyfe dood

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:30:19 2020 No.18582341 ITT: retards who aren’t buying CARR.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:30:21 2020 No.18582342 >>18582256 is it just pictures? anything juicy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:30:25 2020 No.18582345 >>18581589 >>18581482 We're not out yet. There will be more dips. I sold this morning at 7.21, thinking it would dive on the news and I could buy back in harder. I banked on the market being dumb and made myself the fool.

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:30:52 2020 No.18582359

So... what happens to USO? If i'm understanding things right, they're on the hook for contracts which expire tomorrow and have no physical place to store the oil. Does the fund just hemorrhage money on storage costs until it gets delisted now? And then is the fund still somehow on the hook to keep paying those costs until people buy the oil they agreed to from the contract?
How does this end in anything other than a bailout for the traders?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:30:53 2020 No.18582360 >>18582177 where can i actually buy this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:30:54 2020 No.18582361 >>18582217 I suggest to ignore possible charts and disable images.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:31:14 2020 No.18582368 File: 170 KB, 360x346, sideshattering kek.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18579919 >123456

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:31:26 2020 No.18582376 File: 34 KB, 472x383, uu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18582336

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:31:44 2020 No.18582382 File: 1 KB, 338x19, bobo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18582332 You didn't stock up already?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:31:46 2020 No.18582385 >>18582203 at the moment I'm 50% cash is it stupid to expect the market to retest the march low within a month?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:32:12 2020 No.18582401 >tfw Chase is offering $600 if I open up a savings and checking account with them I'm strapped for cash right now. Should I do it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:32:19 2020 No.18582407 Realistically how high can TVIX shoot up again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:32:31 2020 No.18582409 this is an unironically good time to buy USO isn't it?

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:32:42 2020 No.18582416

>>18581589
>>18582345
>It's at $7.71 in after market
There were just three minutes or so this morning that someone could have gotten it at sub $7.
I kind of want to buy it tomorrow morning just so I can see it plummet down to $4 starting to instant after I buy it at $7.80 or whatever ridiculous price I'll end up buying it at.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:32:47 2020 No.18582418 File: 67 KB, 1408x559, CSTCLOUD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i tried logging in and this showed up

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:33:20 2020 No.18582437 >>18582401 yes why not

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:33:39 2020 No.18582448 >>18582359 SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:33:48 2020 No.18582456 >>18578746 rolling. Digits for hyperinflation

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:33:52 2020 No.18582457 File: 56 KB, 750x750, 1585924727124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18579919 HOLY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:33:58 2020 No.18582461 >>18581322 Nice job. Congratulations on that!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:34:28 2020 No.18582476 >>18578746 rolling sirs but fuck stocks BUY THE KLEROS BITCH

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:34:40 2020 No.18582481 File: 321 KB, 1200x900, Megumi-Tadokoro-Anime-Bedding-Set-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18582360 That pic is from an actual retail website. Here's another: https://www.ebeddingsets.com/product/megumi-tadokoro-anime-bedding-set/

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:34:44 2020 No.18582487

>>18582385
Good choice on cash. Hope you've made gains on the way up.
No you're not stupid for thinking that. the market will do whatever it damn pleases, and it could easily drop 35% or blow up 5% and keep going. worry about protecting your shit first and foremost, and definitely keep some powder for potential cheapies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:34:53 2020 No.18582494 >>18582401 Check the fine print, there's usually a required amount of money you have to deposit during the first month and if you desperately need $600 you probably don't have enough to do that

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:35:03 2020 No.18582499 >>18579919 HMMMM

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:35:13 2020 No.18582508 File: 67 KB, 1200x676, usoda.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18582409

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:35:19 2020 No.18582511 >>18582359 Apparently they sold off May contracts and shifted to July contracts last week but there is no way they will hold out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:35:23 2020 No.18582515 >>18582162 So? It'll come back eventually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:35:25 2020 No.18582518 >>18582361 Can you help me? I don't know how to disable images, but I am willing to sacrifice images altogether

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:35:36 2020 No.18582524 >>18581322 Nice depression core

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:35:42 2020 No.18582529 File: 183 KB, 675x984, 1580084390073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys if SPY doesn't hit $283 by 4/29 I am so fucked

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:36:24 2020 No.18582543
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>>18582317
I did. Made $700 on spot crude on my spreadbetting account.
Gonna call it a day, eat ice cream and rewatch Gridman again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:36:32 2020 No.18582548 >>18582360 The bed set or Sleep Country?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:36:58 2020 No.18582557 What EU broker should I use?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:37:26 2020 No.18582573 >>18582529 >nig poster losing money all is right with the world

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:37:26 2020 No.18582574

>>18582481
>>18582548
https://www.ebeddingsets.com/product/the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiya-bedding-set/
https://www.ebeddingsets.com/product/megumin-konosuba-fairy-tail-anime-bedding-set/
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all kino

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:37:44 2020 No.18582585 File: 42 KB, 807x659, Tiresome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18579919 >>18580039

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:37:46 2020 No.18582587 >>18578746 Niggers tongue my anus

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:37:52 2020 No.18582590 >>18582529 >very generic looking black guy ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:38:15 2020 No.18582598 Can someone recommend me a broker for a non-US citizen? Right now it appears I can open an account with Interactive Brokers, TradeStation and Fidelity International (UK).

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:38:20 2020 No.18582603 >>18582511 Should be June not July But the problem is what if same thing happen again next month, the price will probably start dropping significant earlier than this time just in the last day

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:38:43 2020 No.18582616 >>18582518 Settings at top right/Hide thumbnails. Then, save settings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:38:48 2020 No.18582617 >>18582487 cheers anon. loaded up on frontline tankers today. have a limit order on RDSB if it retests its low just deciding if i want to stick a few bucks on a s&p 3x short and keeping 25% for any quick plays

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:39:22 2020 No.18582643 >>18578746 gimme a abhul

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:41:00 2020 No.18582681 >>18582518 I’m seriously tempted to post some eroqts to punish you for being a spaz. But I’m not that mean. Just TRY things. Are you worried you’ll break fourchannel? >>18582616 This is the answer

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:41:06 2020 No.18582683 >>18582529 >takes picture of a random guy and asks for his personal information online Why do whores do this shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:41:07 2020 No.18582685 >>18578746 Pakesh Ahraj here what can i do for you sirs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:42:01 2020 No.18582722 File: 79 KB, 685x733, pop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18582616 Yess, that's it. Goodbye anime, goodbye roasties. Thank you anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:42:21 2020 No.18582727 >>18582603 Which is why people should be buying tanker stocks and holding cash for the real dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:43:05 2020 No.18582751 >>18581397 >his Indian name is “Ahnel”

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:43:41 2020 No.18582775 File: 20 KB, 300x300, Bobo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did sp just close dipping it's dick under the linear uptrend support? We might see a proper futures selloff unless the orange man manages to pull something off

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:44:01 2020 No.18582778

>>18582401
Read the fine print. Most of those you have to keep a certain amount of cash or do a certain amount in deposits before you get it. They don’t want everyone just opening an account and taking $600. Also keep in mind fees. I almost opened an account with them but didn’t cause I’m not paying a fucking bank to hold my money

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:44:23 2020 No.18582789 >>18582722 Not so fast, anon. ( . Y . )

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:44:35 2020 No.18582797 File: 72 KB, 765x613, YOUREPATHETICALLYPREDICTABLE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18579919 >123456

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:45:21 2020 No.18582814 File: 3.13 MB, 1920x4316, 1587414676536.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18578746

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:45:34 2020 No.18582815 >>18582481 >tfw finally unlock besto endo harem ending

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:45:50 2020 No.18582825 >>18582494 >>18582778 Thanks, frens. You just talked me out of getting swindled by the bank Jew.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:46:20 2020 No.18582842 rooolll

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:46:51 2020 No.18582852 File: 1.95 MB, 1200x900, 3DD4F595-9386-49CE-8DB2-81728A0F40D2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18582815 Pic

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:47:12 2020 No.18582864 >>18582481 >>18582177 why is that bed sitting in the middle of your living room lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:47:13 2020 No.18582866 >>18582814 lmaooooooooo

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:47:46 2020 No.18582882 >>18582461 Thanks fren, the successes seem to be few and far between these days

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:47:51 2020 No.18582884 >>18582825 No problem, just remember to always read the fine print. And remember banks won’t truly give you free money, there’s always a catch. Sometimes that catch isn’t too bad but sometimes it’s a bitch and a half and not worth the effort

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:48:00 2020 No.18582888 File: 44 KB, 474x625, 1579993952832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18582814 well done

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:48:25 2020 No.18582902

>>18582617
if you see that you're overexposed to potential downside in the overall market, then I would, if that's the best tool you can find. I'm not experienced/adventurous enough to know of other options you might have. It worked for me through the first crash, I used the inverses to maintain my balances without selling my other holds, and I got to recover from march 20th, granted I've lost most of the run up by backing out too early and getting back into those inverses around S&P 2600.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:48:52 2020 No.18582917 >>18582852 Are those the powderpuff girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:48:52 2020 No.18582918 File: 41 KB, 480x320, download (74).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18581085 >schizophrenic lines

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:49:00 2020 No.18582923 You missed the buy in. Papa trump is going to go in front of the camera, tell the country everything is fine and they're printing more money and then spy will go to the moon tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:51:38 2020 No.18583006 Other than GUSH, what are other bear energy ETFs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:51:58 2020 No.18583019 >>18582917 Toradora I believe

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:52:18 2020 No.18583030 Oh shit Nasdaq gonna gap up tomorrow. I'm saved.

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:52:27 2020 No.18583032

>>18582922
This just shows me how short sighted you are.
Sure, you got your dick ascii in because you saw my post and wanted to become the ultimate trolle.
Fact is- I have a permanent filter from all the junk while you have a short term strategy for this one thread. Tomorrow you won't think about this situation anymore while I still have a working filter than will save me from those disgusting meat bags with an opinion
>>18582990
that goes for you too

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:54:42 2020 No.18583089 >>18583019 Nah, look like the powdered puff girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:54:44 2020 No.18583091 >>18578746 I’m already Indian nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:54:51 2020 No.18583097 >>18583032 even the sight of a text dick makes you horny? I think you need more help than just nofap

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:55:53 2020 No.18583122 File: 209 KB, 1090x1400, 1536718947206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18583032 >Tomorrow you won't think about this situation anymore posting milkers is a lifestyle, we do it for free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:55:56 2020 No.18583124 File: 21 KB, 353x170, Screenshot from 2020-04-20 16-55-15.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wait a minute. TSX still ended up positive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 16:56:19 2020 No.18583135 File: 235 KB, 800x1131, springfieldslant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18582574 >https://www.ebeddingsets.com/page/1/?s=Girls+Frontline&product_cat=0&post_type=product Damn, no Springfield.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 17:00:00 2020 No.18583260 File: 32 KB, 274x383, 1587407459015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18578746 WHAAAAT? GAS IS FREE NOW? BEST. BIRTHDAY. PRESENT. EVER.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 17:00:38 2020 No.18583285 File: 279 KB, 1920x912, fumo futures.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18582481 Do they have Byakuren :O

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 17:15:23 2020 No.18583756 >>18583122 perfect milkies picture

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 17:19:28 2020 No.18583911 >>18578746 pajimbo

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 17:26:23 2020 No.18584105 >>18578746 Roll

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 17:29:51 2020 No.18584219 Roll

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