/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18578108]

Its done.

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>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Misc:
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>>18576254

[Anonymous No.18578129]

>>18578108
>june price is the real price of oil
boomer cope

[Anonymous No.18578150]

>>18578108
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578157]

What happens now?

[Anonymous No.18578168]

>>18570432
>liberal
You're leftists. Since you don't give a shit about freedom, you have no business calling yourself that.

[Anonymous No.18578179]

Should I go to the store and buy a bike in case I have to flee the city soon?

>t. DCfag

[Anonymous No.18578185]

>>18578108
GET IN THE OFFICIAL /biz/ SERVER discord.gg CpqQw7b
WE'RE WATCHING THIS SHIT CRASH TOO AND WE WILL INTERVIEW ETH FOUNDER VITALIK
snsjsjsj

[Anonymous No.18578203]

I am so glad to be alive for this lads.

[Anonymous No.18578218]

WHY THE FUCK DID I BUY GASLOG IT LITERALLY WENT DOWN RIGHT AFTER BUYING WTFFFF

[Anonymous No.18578232]

My robinhood is frozen

anyone else?

[Anonymous No.18578235]

>>18578185
fuck off you reddit spamming nigger

[Anonymous No.18578239]

>>18578108
Brainlet here. So is this actually serious or is everyone memeing this for shits and giggles

[Anonymous No.18578246]

>>18578108
RELEASE THE CLOWNS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51IXwqDDLG4

[Anonymous No.18578249]

Okay, I bought 10,000 barrels at 0.01 thinking it could only go up. How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.18578251]

>>18578108
OH NO OIL BROS LOOKS LIKE WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!

[Anonymous No.18578255]

Is Reddit down for anyone else?

[Anonymous No.18578254]

>all these newfags sperging out
it's starting to become physically painful to read these threads

[Anonymous No.18578258]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578261]

Buy the dip goys!

[Anonymous No.18578263]

So it's a bloody Monday after all.

[Anonymous No.18578269]

WHY

WHY

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578276]

>>18578108
>>18578164
>made the new thread 20+ posts too early
Like damn dude, okay you can have it
just don't be a shitter and announce if/when you are leaving the helm.

[Anonymous No.18578278]

what happend to this anon

[Anonymous No.18578280]

Big nothingburger. Watch CNBC.

[Anonymous No.18578293]

Some 16 yearold boomer was shilling this at $5 said $30 was a sure thing


PVACNASDAQ
Penn Virginia Corporation
$3.31dollar day change,-$0.69percent day change,(17.25%)
3:07:13pm ET 4/20/2020

[Anonymous No.18578295]

>>18578239
We’re meming to cope

[Anonymous No.18578296]

>>18578249
how did you buy oil, the commodity?

[Anonymous No.18578301]

i still cant believe Burry let me get out of GME today. almost 11% up. dont care if it continues to moon im never doing that stupid shit again

[Anonymous No.18578303]

Thousands of bonehead stoners are getting blasted out of their minds right now missing the biggest literal HAPPENING if their lives

[Anonymous No.18578306]

I HAVE 10 $284 SPY CALLS EXPIRING TODAY HOW FUCKED AM I

[Anonymous No.18578313]

Am I supposed to buy oil stocks? Do I go somewhere and tell them how many barrels and then they pay me? I'm new to trading and never fucking heard of something being sold at a negative price

[Anonymous No.18578318]

so uh
what does this actually mean
please explain like im 5 years old

[Anonymous No.18578337]

>>18578254
Explain to us then.

[Anonymous No.18578340]

Second leg down inbound.
Caused by oil crash.
Exit all markets.

[Anonymous No.18578348]

>can't post this updated meme image because it keeps going lower
FOR FUCKS SAKE

[Anonymous No.18578352]

>>18578232
>Robinhood

[Anonymous No.18578354]

Are bulltards gonna tell us this is "priced in" too? You had plenty of time to prepare.

[Anonymous No.18578371]

>>18578313
It's the oil itself that is negative, not stocks of anything

[Anonymous No.18578372]

So what exactly is propping up the dollar now? Nukes?

[0xBitcoin No.18578383]

Will SQQQ finally go up as a result of all this insanity or will the nasdaq just crab more?

[Anonymous No.18578381]

>>18578306
>Bought the top

[Anonymous No.18578390]

>>18578263
>bloody Monday
>Halliburton down 4 pennies

[Anonymous No.18578394]

>>18578337
explain what? how to not act like a spaz?

[Anonymous No.18578395]

>>18578306
RIP

[Anonymous No.18578396]

>tfw sold everything and went all in on NET and RTX

Save your portfolios before it's too late, anons.

[Anonymous No.18578401]

>>18578278
went all in, then dove into a barrel of oil he bought to kill himself

[Anonymous No.18578403]

>>18578306
Extremely

[Anonymous No.18578407]

What's the current price?

[Anonymous No.18578408]

>>18578157
If you're long oil go start lighting shit on fire starting with gas stations.

[Anonymous No.18578409]

SHORT EVERY FUCKING BANK
THEY ALL WENT LONG ON THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.18578422]

What's next to crash?

[Anonymous No.18578426]

>>18578278
I bet he's having the time of his life, I can tell you that much!

[Anonymous No.18578429]

>>18578239
It means we are closer to war and total collapse.

[Anonymous No.18578436]

I know nothing of stocks, is etoro a good option if a just want to throw some money at oil?

[Anonymous No.18578445]

>>18578383
Dude, fuck off. I was nice before but it's getting annoying. Starting to think you have a mental illness

[Anonymous No.18578447]

I hurt myself today.

[Anonymous No.18578449]

>>18578251
Who is smarter Obama in 2008 or Biden in 2020?

[Anonymous No.18578451]

>>18578108
> STNG calls up 120%

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18578455]

>>18578306
right on caleb

[Anonymous No.18578459]

Texas is where I live and it's around $1.49-$1.41.how low will it drop?

[Anonymous No.18578473]

>>18578232
>yuge volume
>jewhood goes down
why the fuck do you plebs use that shit

[Anonymous No.18578487]

>>18578429
oh fuck

[Anonymous No.18578492]

I think the bears will win this week so fucking hard.

[Anonymous No.18578519]

>>18578447
nice work, next time try to make your life better instead of being a retard

[Anonymous No.18578520]

Can I make money as a barrel merchant?

[0xBitcoin No.18578523]

>>18578445
Dude cmon man. SQQQ aint doing shit and it makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.18578526]

>>18578436
Etoro is said to be really bad. I'm no euro, but euros seem to favor degiro over all else. Other options include revolut and freetrade (if you're brit only) as well as interactive brokers.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18578527]

>>18578301
dude the fucking borrow rate is 115% right now with about 100% of the float short

[Anonymous No.18578537]

>>18578372
The number of nukes flying through the air in a few days will be greater than the number of US dollars currently in existence
>But anon, there aren't that many nukes in the world!
Aren't there though? Aren't there indeed

[Anonymous No.18578540]

>if only you knew how bad things really were

[Anonymous No.18578544]

>>18578383
BASED TITTIESSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.18578551]

>>18578337
>>18578449
>>18578251
fuck off to your containment board

[Anonymous No.18578550]

Can someone post an updated crude oil price

[Anonymous No.18578570]

>>18578232
>Judenhood

[Anonymous No.18578594]

>>18578278
that was to my thread, I'm waiting till 4 to shit on his day

[0xBitcoin No.18578602]

>>18578544
Thanks bro. Predictions on the NASDAQ over the next week?

[Anonymous No.18578603]

>>18578523
SQQQ shorts the nasdaq 100. The nasdaq 100 will likely not move as a result of these events. Don't buy SQQQ right now. It's just going to decay because it's a leveraged ETF.

[Anonymous No.18578627]

How big will that EOD dump be, im feeling nostalgic bobos

[Anonymous No.18578637]

So does this actually affect the market as a whole? Or is oil just memeing?

[Anonymous No.18578645]

>>18578451
Floating right to the top
>feelsgoodman.odt

[Anonymous No.18578653]

>>18578523
QQQ down .7%
SQQQ up 2.14%
It's a 3x inverse. Now fuck off. Invest in shit you understand next time.

[Anonymous No.18578661]

>>18578337
gets my joggin noggin

[Anonymous No.18578663]

>>18578550

[0xBitcoin No.18578666]

>>18578603
You really think the down can go -10% and the nasdaq will just chill?

That makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.18578677]

>>18578527
explain to a literal brainlet what this means. line go up for gme?

[Anonymous No.18578682]

>buy 1,000,000 barrels for -30
>instantly have 30 million dollars
>burn all the oil

You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.18578700]

>>18578645
Good shit anon, got NAT, TK, FRO and DHT myself though I came in late. We're gonna make it r-right? No reversal at open tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18578706]

can someone smert explain why March 18th, all the oil stocks plunged into the abyss at $18 a barrel.

But none of them seems to give a fuck that Oil is -$38?

[0xBitcoin No.18578737]

>>18578653
So why isnt it moving bro?

[Anonymous No.18578738]

>RTX sub 65

FUCK!!!

[Anonymous No.18578745]

>>18578602
I'd hold SQQQ for at least a week and then dump mid-next week

based American titties

[Anonymous No.18578748]

>>18578706
Priced in

[Anonymous No.18578755]

So you can't buy oil or futures contract because you can't take deliveries. Is that right?

[Anonymous No.18578764]

YO HOW DO I BUY THIS SHIT FROM EU? PLEASE I WANT TO BE A MILLIONAIRE WHEN CORONA ENDS.

[Anonymous No.18578767]

>>18578627
Some futures traders got caught with their pants down in oil. It's hilarious, and the best laugh I've had in weeks.
Rest of the market will be boring. Slight tick down -1.5% at EOD. Tomorrow might have a real gap down, however.

[Anonymous No.18578774]

>>18578239
Yeah it's the beginning of the market returning to reality. Blood red week, blood red month.

[Anonymous No.18578776]

>>18578748
someone smart, pls

[Anonymous No.18578782]

>>18578637
The entire market is dumping right now.
-2% day. Tomorrow is -3%.

[Anonymous No.18578787]

>>18578354
priced in

[Anonymous No.18578791]

K T O S
T
O
S

[Anonymous No.18578793]

>>18578706
Because stocks are manipulated garbage being held up by the Fed. They are only making it worse.

[Anonymous No.18578804]

>>18578706
>everybody talking about it
>every news station talking about it
>biz saying the world is ending

>"none of them seems to give a fuck"
no

[Anonymous No.18578806]

>>18578706
1 month trail, oil stocks were affected on the last round of contract rolls.

[Anonymous No.18578807]

I blame the Russians.

[Anonymous No.18578811]

>>18578551
Fuck off nigger, this not your little gay-ass safe space you snowflake.

[Anonymous No.18578835]

>>18578706
BECAUSE THIS ISN"T THE SPOT PRICE, THIS IS THE DELIVERY PRICE PLUS A FUCKUP AT THE CME OR MARGINCALLS FUCKING EVERYONE. LARGE OIL COMPANIES ARE INSULATED TO A LARGE PART FROM THE DAY TO DAY SWINGS OF OIL, JUNE AND JULY CONTRACTS ARE THE 'FAIR' PRICE OF OIL.

[Anonymous No.18578836]

>>18578700
Same, I held for a short time a couple weeks ago and missed huge gains and only got back in this morning but was lucky to catch this big move. I think we're going to be smooth sailing for a while. Tempted to buy calls but haven't yet.

[Anonymous No.18578845]

>>18578637
Basically the western market is fine, middle east is absolutely fucked

[Anonymous No.18578853]

>>18578804
>them
being the price of oil stocks.
Oil just dropped to double digit negatives, and XOM is like "-5% :("

[Anonymous No.18578860]

How long until buying barrels makes you more money than it costs to store them?

[Anonymous No.18578881]

Just market sold 50% of my portfolio (not positions I'm in the red in, just shit like SPCE I bought ages ago)
I'm spooked

[Anonymous No.18578892]

>oilcucks unironically think going to war can save the absolute assfucking US shale is getting

[Anonymous No.18578904]

>>18578108
How much does it cost to store oil?

[Anonymous No.18578918]

>>18578845
No dude, other way around. WTI is fucked, brent is ok. Why do you comment on shit you don't understand.

[Anonymous No.18578926]

>>18578745
>hold SQQQ
anon I...

[Anonymous No.18578932]

so uh do i short SPY now bros

[Anonymous No.18578944]

I bought 50 shares of Boeing for $143 each. Feels like a good buy

[Anonymous No.18578965]

>>18578932
> shorting the bottom

[Anonymous No.18578978]

I need to get my CAD into USD asap, what are some stable stocks that aren't going to fuck me over too much? Not buying any of the tech stocks, they're overpriced.

[Anonymous No.18578985]

>>18578755
The oil future contract for may isn't in the future anymore it's in the present. So if you still have it you have to take delivery of crude oil.
Most commodity traders are just traders and have no want or need for the physical thing so they NEED to get rid of every single contract or they will be forced to take delivery and then deal with storing the oil.

[Anonymous No.18578988]

>>18578811
>/pol/ magapede buzzwords
fuck off tourist

[Anonymous No.18578993]

>he thought he could beat the market
Shoulda just bought Vanguard ETFs :)

[Anonymous No.18578994]

>>18578737
fuck off schizo. Useless piece of shit broken record spamming the same shit every day. I explained it to you.

[Anonymous No.18579012]

>>18578944
It's going to keep dumping, probably to $135.

[Anonymous No.18579021]

[0xBitcoin No.18579033]

>>18578988
Fuck off nigger and tell me what SQQQ does in the next 3 days.

[Anonymous No.18579058]

>>18578774
The market looks pretty stable, considering

[Anonymous No.18579062]

>>18578965
>-2%
>the bottom

[Anonymous No.18579064]

>>18578978
I highly recommend LCI stock :^)

[Anonymous No.18579078]

So all those middle east wars were literally for nothing now. lmao

[Anonymous No.18579081]

Bought DHT calls immediately before they doubled.

[Anonymous No.18579087]

>>18579021
jej

[Anonymous No.18579090]

>>18579033
might double, might lose 15%

[Anonymous No.18579091]

[Anonymous No.18579092]

>>18578993
Stock picking can beat indexes especially during volatile times like this.

[0xBitcoin No.18579093]

>>18578994
Bro no you didnt. Why arent people selling off tech stocks too? Dont they realize this is the end of the world?

[Anonymous No.18579098]

>>18579064
To what, $59.99?

[Anonymous No.18579113]

My life fades...the vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember... a time of chaos...ruined dreams... this wasted land. But most of all, I remember the Orange Warrior...the man we called Drumpf. To understand who he was, you have to go back to another time when the world was powered by the black fuel...and the deserts sprouted great cities of pipe and steel. Gone now... swept away. For reasons long forgotten, two mighty warrior tribes went to war and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all. Without fuel they were nothing. They'd built a house of straw. The thundering machines spluttered and stopped. Their leaders talked... and talked...and talked...but nothing could stem the avalanche..

Their world crumbled...the cities exploded.
A whirlwind of looting...a firestorm of fear.

Men began to feed on men.

On the roads it was a white-line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways...ready to wage war for a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed.

[Anonymous No.18579124]

>>18579078
>Trump gloats about occupying oil fields in Syria
>"we've taken the oil"
>oil is now virtually worthless

[Anonymous No.18579129]

THERE ARE TOO MANY TITS BEING POSTED IM GOING TO COOOOOOOMM

[Anonymous No.18579134]

>>18578337
That guy on the left also ended up with a "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP" haircut too.

[Anonymous No.18579153]

>>18578944
Boeing might well go lower. Just don’t get cold feet. It’s a good buy long term now or later. Same with Airbus.
People are acting like the shutdowns can continue - even if we assume Covid isn’t fake and gay (as lots of data now suggests) - more shutdowns will absolutely destroy the economy and the people in it. It’s just not happening.

[Anonymous No.18579154]

>>18578835
But June and July are negative...

[Anonymous No.18579159]

>>18578944
If you strip the Boeing name and look at just their financials they are barely worth 50 dollars

[Anonymous No.18579160]

>>18579093
Filtered

[0xBitcoin No.18579176]

>>18579090
If either happens I make a shitload of money. I only lose if it hovers between 11 and 14 for the next month.

[Anonymous No.18579187]

Jesus it’s just May contracts, the price of oil is going back to 20 when June contracts kick in.

[Anonymous No.18579190]

So the excessive amount of oil is going over to the June contract right? So that contract is eventually going to crash as well unless oil starts getting burned?

[Anonymous No.18579200]

>>18579033
probably yo-yo for the next month
good for shorting

[Anonymous No.18579232]

>>18579081
when was this shilled? this is the first time i have heard of this and i have been here a long ass time.

[Anonymous No.18579237]

>>18579033
Not as much as the russel or S&P will. Take your fucking loss and buy puts you fucking nigger. I HATE people like you.

>>18579058
It'll be a slower descent than we had in march but it's very likely that we have bad times for the market. Really don't see how we can be at the top of a relief rally/bull trap/recovery and have this happen and not start to fall again.

[Anonymous No.18579238]

>>18579154
Again, priced in. Plus the big ones are vertically integrated so their refineries get more margin while drilling ops get less. Plus hedges. Largely priced in.

[0xBitcoin No.18579244]

>>18579129
I'M GOING TO SQQQOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.18579261]

>>18579124
TOP KEK

[Anonymous No.18579275]

>>18579187
Are you fucking retard? WHERE IS THE DEMAND YOU DUMB FUCK.

[Anonymous No.18579276]

so is oil free now?

[0xBitcoin No.18579291]

>>18579200
Yeah but by how much? Just crabbing by 1 or 2 % wont cut it.

[Anonymous No.18579304]

KEEP POSTING TITTIES

BUY AND HOLD MOTHERFUCKERS

[Anonymous No.18579311]

C
BAC
JPM

notice?

[Anonymous No.18579326]

>>18579275
In your mum's pussy.

[Anonymous No.18579335]

>>18578985
>Most commodity traders are just traders and have no want or need for the physical thing so they NEED to get rid of every single contract or they will be forced to take delivery
“Most people buying and selling oil absolutely do not want it and can’t store it they’re just skimming money off the top like institutional parasites”
It just werks
:^)

[Anonymous No.18579367]

Stop replying to the SQQQ faggot. He's been asking the same question for a week. Mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.18579371]

Did I survive the bull trap? Is this the top for stocks?

[Anonymous No.18579384]

>>18579291
it be honest this is an unknown area and any predictions are fucking worthless
look at today for example
i went to 85% cash in febuary because of this

[Anonymous No.18579385]

>>18578738
It was gonna happen eventually, the economy just isn't there yet. Atleast we'll have another opportunity to buy

[0xBitcoin No.18579396]

>>18579238
Big ones you say?

Do you see any way this could effect the nasdaq?

[Anonymous No.18579412]

>>18579311
Banking takes a hit with oil crashing.

[Anonymous No.18579426]

>>18579237
Why would the S&P lose? Already only FAAAM the market makers.

[Anonymous No.18579429]

"NO, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. I'M THE GREATEST OIL IN THE WORLD YOU CAN'T DO THI-"

[Anonymous No.18579433]

>>18578108
WHERE ARE A THE OIL BULL SMUG POSTERS

[Anonymous No.18579436]

>>18579367
I-I'M GONNA. I'M G-G-GOONNAAA SQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQM

[Anonymous No.18579438]

>>18579335
It could never carry on for infinity. Eventually the system would come crashing down.
Now we watch.

[Anonymous No.18579442]

>>18579371
t. 3x leverage

[Anonymous No.18579445]

we did it clackbros

[Anonymous No.18579452]

>invaded Iraq for cheap oil
>gas price never once dipped
>oil is finally crashing
>people acting like cheap gas is somehow a bad thing
Oh fuck right off this is just shit trustfund babies say to keep people poor.

[Anonymous No.18579458]

I'm looking into renting a crude oil tanker trailer so I can fulfill the contract by simply getting as much oil as i can and dumping it into a lake.

[Anonymous No.18579470]

The saudi's are in full panic mode kek'd. There goes the theory that saudi was behind it, told you. They wouldn't want the entire industry to die considering they are hurt more than the US, fucking brainlet anon

[0xBitcoin No.18579477]

>>18579304
Buy and hold SQQQ? Or what?

[Anonymous No.18579489]

>>18579159
yes but they have USG friends

[Anonymous No.18579496]

>>18579176
Imagine having a sister with tits like that

[Anonymous No.18579507]

>>18578129
all contracts are negative until jan 2021. Its actually over.

[Anonymous No.18579518]

>>18578254
yeeaaahhh... pretty sure im just gonna wait until like 6 or 7PM EST to come back to these threads. just stay away 9-5. the sad thing is im sure most of these posters are 12 year olds who can't even trade. or worse, college kids with like $2k to their name.

[Anonymous No.18579520]

What SPY does end of day determines if we're /breakout/ and heading straight for 220.
This is fucking history right now.

[Anonymous No.18579525]

>>18579470
probably Russia.

[Anonymous No.18579538]

This has been a very gay monday.

[Anonymous No.18579545]

>>18579426
Cause we are either in a bull trap or the beginning of a recovery and with new like this, it's gonna be a bull trap.

[Anonymous No.18579546]

>>18578429
Only one step closer. Many more steps are needed

[0xBitcoin No.18579548]

>>18579367
Poor baby.

Would milkers make you happy?

Dont you think the impending 40% market crash will affect the nasdaq and therefore SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.18579567]

>>18578985
When do you have to sell before you are forced to take delivery? Can I just trade them normally on the exchange?

[Anonymous No.18579583]

>>18579470
Saudis wanted to crush shale but the dumb sandnigger retards backfired like everything they’ve done lately

[Anonymous No.18579609]

>>18579520
Why?

[Anonymous No.18579607]

>>18578280
where are you watching it? link?

[Anonymous No.18579618]

So I'm thinking about investing in mostly etfs and bonds. I'd probably be more of a swing investor than a day trader, but that path is open to me. I just hate working for people who aren't me. Any suggestions as far as Fidelity or TDAmeritrade? My strategy isn't anything crazy, just throwing money at etfs while they're shit and slowly bleeding over to bonds and more stable things as expansion keeps going. Sorry for brainlet post, fuck getting called into work at 3am.

[Anonymous No.18579625]

Where my Bobo paypigs at? You know I love you guys. Drive the price down so I can get more of that sweet premium you sluts

[Anonymous No.18579626]

>>18579518
I'll probably just shitpost until then or shill retarded stocks at these newfrens
see you later tonight bro

[Anonymous No.18579628]

>>18579477
yes until you get a chart that screams sell

post more titties but less asians

[Anonymous No.18579629]

>>18578108
REMEMBER IT IS NOT OVER YET, WE STILL HAVE UNTIL TOMORROW 2:30PM.

[Anonymous No.18579636]

How do I profit from this?
Shell isn't even dumping as hard

[Anonymous No.18579635]

>>18579470
maybe the USA said fuck it and sold oil into the ground.

[0xBitcoin No.18579648]

>>18579496
I can imagine a friend having a sister with tits like that....

And paying her with $50 of my SQQQ profits to S my D

[Anonymous No.18579650]

>>18579078
This was my first though.

All the democracies that were overthrown.
All the innocent children killed.
All the bloodshed and war.

All for fucking nothing now.

>Americans
I hate your piece of shit toilet-paper country

[Anonymous No.18579662]

>peak oil is right around the corner says the increasingly nervous man for the 100th time in 14 years

[Anonymous No.18579666]

>all the retards that thought the coronavirus was the biggest world problem are about to see how wrong they are
yeah, im thinking we're fucked

[Anonymous No.18579697]

>>18579618
Vanguard, Fidelity, or Schwab

no one else

[Anonymous No.18579705]

>>18579650

seethe more poorfag

[Anonymous No.18579711]

>>18579525
No... all those fucking countries rely more on oil than the US does. If anything this is US themselves crashing oil, but then again.. why?

[Anonymous No.18579713]

odds on this being a US powerplay?

[Anonymous No.18579715]

>>18579470
I don't know if Saudis or Russians, or OPEC as a whole has a lot of influence on WTI prices. Nobody in the US is driving so locally sourced oil has nowhere to go.

[Anonymous No.18579720]

>OIL at -$35
>XOP is in the green
fucking clown market

[Anonymous No.18579728]

>>18579666
The fire rises stan.

[Anonymous No.18579737]

So how long before my local gas station starts paying me to fill up my tank? This is the best shit ever.

[Anonymous No.18579740]

can I buy a USOIL futures contract and have a barrel delivered to my doorstep?

[Anonymous No.18579743]

>>18579650
Hey we had no say in these wars buddy. Its our sociopathic government

[Anonymous No.18579746]

SPY IS PUMPING

[Anonymous No.18579757]

>>18579567
>>18578985
just deliver them to your garage and hodl

[Anonymous No.18579761]

I just wanted to say, god bless all you bit titty posters.

[Anonymous No.18579764]

>>18579618
TD Ameritrade and go 80% VOO 10% Bonds 10% cash. Put in your money over the next 3-6 months more. This will not replace your job and will most likely not for a while if ever.

[Anonymous No.18579765]

>>18579078
Oh no they achieved their goals perfectly

[Anonymous No.18579766]

OIL CHADS HAAHAHAHH

[Anonymous No.18579769]

>>18579713
-38$

[Anonymous No.18579772]

so did anyone here short or buy puts on the -40 futures?

[Anonymous No.18579788]

>>18579740
They don't transport it to you. You have to literally go to the oil well to pick it up

[Anonymous No.18579789]

>>18579743
Look:
>>18579705

[Anonymous No.18579793]

>>18579625
Based, I've got puts on TNA.

[Anonymous No.18579830]

any day traders on /smg/? redpill me.

[Anonymous No.18579840]

>>18579743
>Hey we had no say in these wars buddy. Its our sociopathic government
Are you high? We live in a democracy, voters are DIRECTLY responsible for military action, whether you vote or not. The military doesn't write the policies that dictate where it goes, officials that WE ELECT do.

[0xBitcoin No.18579844]

>>18579761
No problem bro. You just gotta share your thoughts on SQQQ to pay tithe

[Anonymous No.18579845]

>>18579648
im gonna coom

[Anonymous No.18579849]

>>18579666
Coronavirus is merely a needle taht will pop the baloon of world market that has been getting bigger and bigger since 2008

[Anonymous No.18579854]

>>18579769
Yeah, I think it's just a cascading effect from the shutdown, plus the initial oil pump by SA and Russia last month.

[Anonymous No.18579856]

>>18579190
Potentially.

[Anonymous No.18579860]

>>18579765
desu, if you call replacing shitty Arab dictatorships with Shiite Islamic authoritarians an achievement then you might as well say Vietnam was a success

[Anonymous No.18579863]

>>18579746
Because the FAAAM don't even need to care about this fake oil crisis at all. Bull market incoming.

[Anonymous No.18579866]

Bros I think I'm going to lose $1k in GLOG, how bad did I fuck up

[Anonymous No.18579869]

>>18579789

[Anonymous No.18579870]

UCO reverse split tomorrow, buy in tomorrow for big boy gains

[Anonymous No.18579871]

>tfw sold everything and bought TVIX

[Anonymous No.18579873]

>>18579844
how long have you held SQQQ bro?

[Anonymous No.18579895]

DEFLATIONARY SPIRAL BEGINS NOW
>FED CAN'T SAVE YOU
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[Anonymous No.18579896]

fake out rally then blood red circuit breaker at 3:59

[Anonymous No.18579901]

>>18579830
stonks peak daily at 10am EST

[Anonymous No.18579903]

>>18579190
oil futures are already bleeding. as we approach expy they'll capitulate just like today

[0xBitcoin No.18579914]

>>18579845
Im gonna SQQQOOOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.18579915]

>>18579793
Easy money

[Anonymous No.18579920]

-$20 in personal account
+$20 in TFSA
I AM FINANCIALLY STABLE

[Anonymous No.18579958]

Also, Nigeria oil is trading out roughly 12 and they will get absolutely demolished

[0xBitcoin No.18579964]

>>18579873
Just bought calls and puts on it last week

[Anonymous No.18579973]

GIB

ME

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[Anonymous No.18580013]

>tfw TVIX Chad
>tfw SPXS Chad
>tfw LOVE big tits but am on No Fap

[Anonymous No.18580018]

This is how they try to fuck you
>trying to say that more spending power for my dollar is somehow bad
>trying to say that cheap gas is somehow bad
Billionaires fuck off. You get what you deserve.

[Anonymous No.18580020]

>>18579915
Have you tried day-trading puts on these shitty ETF's? It's been super successful for me, but I'm positioned for a few weeks out rn.

[Anonymous No.18580024]

>>18579840
>We live in a democracy
no, it's a fucking republic
>voters are DIRECTLY responsible for military action
no, they're not. We can scream and cry all we want for no foreign intervention, but the tree of liberty is fucking parched and george washington is rolling around in his grave so fast he could power all of California. go be retarded somewhere else

[Anonymous No.18580022]

>>18579964
getting a strong white trash/used goods vibe from this one.

[Anonymous No.18580027]

cheap oil = cheap energy/freight/goods

BULLISH

fuck Saudis and fuck Russia

[0xBitcoin No.18580037]

>>18579973
Only if you tell me your thoughts on SQQQ

[Anonymous No.18580050]

>>18579650
> Doesn't realize or care your entire country even exists
I love that europoors or any other foreigner thinks their words matter to any American. I mean I can completely understand you resenting us, I just also don't give a shit about your opinion in any way shape or form.

[Anonymous No.18580078]

How low willHow likely will gas been lower than $1?

[Anonymous No.18580080]

>>18579920
Nice.

[Anonymous No.18580085]

Tickers for a COOMER porfolio? I will buy 1 share of each stock

[Anonymous No.18580086]

>>18580037
what's the Lavon affair

[Anonymous No.18580097]

>>18580037
i-is nasdaq posting higher highs and higher lows

[Anonymous No.18580106]

Today I bought Sleep Country because the ticker was ZZZ and that's cute, and I bought Boston Pizza Royalties Income Fund because I clicked on it accidently and saw it had a really huge dividend yield so I bought it

[Anonymous No.18580108]

>>18579609
Learn to read market sentiment. People think everything is overpriced, but have been getting memed into buying anyway. If people see this minicrash as a buying opportunity then it'll moon right before close. Otherwise it will dump. If it dumps then we'll have broken the uptrend over the last few weeks.

[Anonymous No.18580139]

[Anonymous No.18580149]

>>18579830
Watch the 1 minute SPY chart between 9:30 and 11 am. When you spot a confirmed trend, i.e., at least 2 rounds of higher highs and higher lows or vice versa should it be going down, go in the direction of the trend with the closest to expiration option you can find with a price that fits your budget. After buying the option, set a trailing stop so it closes when the trend changes. Wash rinse repeat.
The advantage of using options is you have a built-in stop loss which is the price of the option itself. You can't lose more than that. And unlike a regular stop loss, if the price doesn't go your way, you can always recover whereas a regular stop loss would be hit and you'd be out of the trade.
SPY options are best because they are most liquid with the smallest spreads.
Now go get paid
>>18580020
Yes sir, I switch off between SPY and TQQQ for the liquidity and make bank using something similar to my post to the other guy

[Anonymous No.18580150]

>>18580078
0, shits still gotta be refined

[Anonymous No.18580153]

>>18579697
>Vanguard, Fidelity, or Schwab
>no one else
>>18579764
>TD Ameritrade
The duality of man. I, currently, have no interest in options and Fidelity's automatic money market fund seems like a plus. That said my short term goal is to increase my free time and learn more about active trading and I may eventually want to pursue options contracts.
I'm definitely playing the long run as far as slowly building up wealth. I make good money, have solid financials, and my career field is actually doing great in this so I'm not trying to get out now. I 'm good at it too, it just bores the hell out of me and I don't mesh with most of the industry. Also being on call sucks ass.

[Anonymous No.18580156]

This man singlehandedly destroyed his own economy

Say something nice to him!

[Anonymous No.18580158]

So its stuck at -38?

[Anonymous No.18580165]

>>18580086
Israeli false flag operation in Egypt. They tried to bomb the US embassy and frame some muslim extremist group if I recall correctly.

[Anonymous No.18580172]

>"May doesn't matter, only june does"

May open today: $18
June close today: $20

[Anonymous No.18580183]

>>18579895
Deflation is easy to solve, anon.
Everyone gets UBI.
Inflation is harder to solve, but you just push rates up.

[Anonymous No.18580184]

>>18580156
>saudi's feel WTI oil prices
This is EXACTLY what they wanted

[Anonymous No.18580186]

what do i buy to get in on the dip?

[Anonymous No.18580197]

>>18578108
Tomorrow is Jet Blue Earning report. Good time to sell?

[Anonymous No.18580201]

From WTI to WTF.

[Anonymous No.18580212]

>>18580153
you sound like myself and so Vanguard for sure

[Anonymous No.18580222]

>>18580078
It's already happened, somewhere in Ohio had gas for 99 cents for almost a whole day.

[Anonymous No.18580226]

>>18580153
TD has thinkorswim, the best platform for active trading. Period.

[Anonymous No.18580228]

>>18579078
you actually thought those conflicts (not wars) were about oil??
It was clearly about keeping the military complex satisfied, we have to fight somewhere at all times or our shit gets fucked, thats why Afghanistan was perfect, endless war against the population

[Anonymous No.18580238]

>>18580201
kill him

[Anonymous No.18580248]

>>18580186
nothing is going down
you heard me
no oil stocks are reacting at all to -$38 oil

[Anonymous No.18580259]

>>18578523
Look at the utters on that one.

[Anonymous No.18580265]

Wont the storage been even fuller at the fulfillment of the June contract than the may contract?

[Anonymous No.18580266]

who else /financiallyruined/

[Anonymous No.18580277]

>>18580037
Reminder that the the S in SQQQ stands for Stupid.

[Anonymous No.18580296]

>>18579548
Tits literally cannot get any better than that. 11/10

[Anonymous No.18580309]

>>18580277
Stupid big upside, bitch

[Anonymous No.18580316]

i really need to stop buying memestocks

[Anonymous No.18580337]

MOO MOO ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY MOO MOO

[Anonymous No.18580345]

>>18580265
>Wont the storage been even fuller at the fulfillment of the June contract than the may contract?
Depends how quickly the wells can be idled.

[Anonymous No.18580359]

Trumps press briefing tonight is going to be fun

[Anonymous No.18580363]

>end of the day oil pump
lel does anyone know what they are doing anymore?

[Anonymous No.18580378]

>>18580337
sh-shut up

[Anonymous No.18580385]

Can somebody real simply explain what the fuck has happened

[Anonymous No.18580398]

>>18578239
>is everyone memeing this for
Staying sane.

[Anonymous No.18580400]

>>18580156
>takes the whole middle east down with him
Is he gonna get assassinated?

[Anonymous No.18580411]

>>18580149
I had a 40% gain from a TQQQ day trade but I haven't tried SOXL, I'll have to check it out. Thanks bro.

[Anonymous No.18580415]

>>18580385
"The headline number that everyone is freaking out over is the front month contract. Right now that's the May contract. Trading in this contract will end tomorrow, April 21, and delivery of physical crude will be in May.

In the normal course of events traders holding this contract about now would be selling it to someone will to take physical delivery and then roll the income from that sale into a later contract.

RIght now, however, no one wants to (or is able to) take physical delivery. Storage is near full. So no one want this contract, hence the crash in pricing.

On Wednesday the headlines will report a 50% jump in crude prices because the headlines always refer to the front month price. And on Wednesday the front month contract will be the June contract.

As for USO, they try to hold the front month contract, but they don't hold it to the very end. This month, USO started to roll to the June contract on 7-April and were done by 13-Apr. So they missed this crash.

Also, note that because USO has gotten so big they are no able to hold all their assets in the front month contract. It would violate exchange rules. Going forward USO will hold only 80% in the front month and 20 % in the next month"

[Anonymous No.18580416]

can anyone explain to me why stocks are not falling as dramatically as oil?

[Anonymous No.18580434]

>>18580345
>Depends

So by june it may be negative -60?

[Anonymous No.18580455]

>>18580156
It all went as he planned. WTI is ruined but Brent is going to end up stronger.

[Anonymous No.18580456]

>>18580363

he will ask the journo who brings it up to explain oil contracts, and the journo will stutter and not know.

trump will then say next question

[Anonymous No.18580462]

>>18578746
>>18578746
>>18578746
migrate

[Anonymous No.18580478]

>>18580378

[Anonymous No.18580482]

>>18580337
SPY isn't even down 2%. The only thing to confirm a bear trend starting now would be an EOD dump today instead of the usual EOD pump (which has been missing quite a few days now).

[Anonymous No.18580492]

What's going on, just woke up. Buy oil? Is negative the floor?

[Anonymous No.18580518]

>>18579650
>empty sanctimonious morality
Is this all you have?

[Anonymous No.18580527]

>>18578988
>t-t-tourist
Dude I have been posting on here for years. You are a fucking plebbit tier poster trying to blend in when every board on 4chan is like this you dumb fuck and has been for years.

[Anonymous No.18580533]

>>18580050
Today marks the end of america retard

[Anonymous No.18580557]

03:44 PM EDT, 04/20/2020 (MT Newswires) -- JPMorgan Chase & Co (JPM), Wells Fargo (WFC), Bank of America (BAC) and US Bancorp (USB) have been sued by small businesses for allegedly prioritizing large loans under the government's COVID-19 rescue package instead of catering to borrowers on a first-come, first-served basis, Bloomberg News reported Monday, citing lawsuits filed Sunday in federal court in Los Angeles.
The Paycheck Protection Program, guaranteed by Small Business Administration, entitles small businesses to retain workers on the payroll during the COVID-19 crisis.
The lawsuit claims that the four banks first processed the larger loans, with loan applications for $150,000 and less processed at twice the rate of larger loans in the last three days of processing loans before funding ran out on Thursday.
(Market Chatter news is derived from conversations with market professionals globally. This information is believed to be from reliable sources but may include rumor and speculation. Accuracy is not guaranteed.)
Price: 91.46, Change: -3.72, Percent Change: -3.91
http://www.mtnewswires.com Copyright © 2020 MT Newswires. All rights reserved. MT Newswires does not provide investment advice. Unauthorized reproduction is strictly prohibited.

[Anonymous No.18580562]

>>18580416
Oil is going down dramatically but not as much as you think. Just the May contracts that expire tomorrow. We will likely see the same thing next month, but for now it’s not really as detrimental as biz is making it sound

[Anonymous No.18580563]

>>18580385
Retail investors, casual investors, bought into oil futures because they refused to read on contango. Unironically a lot of these idiots believed Trump had made a deal and now are stuck trying to get rid of their bags before the deadline tomorrow.
After that deadline tomorrow at 2:30 pm, a month from that date they no longer have a future. They now have a contract to pick up a literal drum of oil.

[Anonymous No.18580564]

>>18579964
Gabbie Carter>>18579964

[Anonymous No.18580588]

3:50 futures imbalance incoming

[Anonymous No.18580613]

IT'S A SELLOFF MM'S ARE OUT

[Anonymous No.18580633]

>>18579844
It will go to $16 correct a little and if the markets crash it will soar higher. 16 seems to be the short term resistance.

[Anonymous No.18580634]

>>18580212
I just hate how small their options are as far as etfs and bonds. They seem to be worse off on fees too.
>>18580226
That is a huge plus for me as I have so much time to fuck around while "teleworking" that I might as well make small gambles and learn from them. I see thinkorswim shilled here hard, I just don't know if it's that good since the extent of my investing is my employer matched ira.
I'll explore it a little more though, thanks anons.

[Anonymous No.18580636]

>>18578407
that is heavily based on regional variation and prone to haggling, and quality grade. i'm sure you could get it for the price of taking a barrel of crude oil off her hands right now tho.

[Anonymous No.18580697]

>>18580533

[Anonymous No.18580716]

>>18580478
I'M SORRY BOBO!

[Anonymous No.18580724]

>>18580106
Oh fuck those stocks are fucking Cute

[Anonymous No.18580733]

>>18580533
> Europe said, for the 87,962nd time since Americas founding
Meanwhile, you have to look to history to find the day Europe fell from greatness.

[Anonymous No.18580742]

>>18579711
To end the petrodollar and go back to gold standard. Trump is going to make a speech about this tonight or tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18580802]

>>18580415
>On Wednesday the headlines will report a 50% jump in crude prices

> -$38 x .5 = -$19
> -$19 + - 38 = -$57
wowee

[Anonymous No.18580854]

Dont know almost anything about stocks. What does it mean that oil is in the negative? If you buy it will they pay you for it?

[Anonymous No.18580877]

>>18580742
find in history another day where the crude cost-10 or more

[Anonymous No.18580878]

Shut the fuck up, fags. We're a metal board now.
Go get your asses on /PMG/.

[Anonymous No.18580907]

Well got my 401k statement. The hit wasn't as bad as I feared. Lost only 4,600.00.

[Anonymous No.18580916]

>>18580854
yep they cut you a check for whatever amount you buy. just get it all and you'll be rich!!!

[Anonymous No.18580949]

> Closing above 282
GAY

[Anonymous No.18580964]

>>18578108
peak new fag here, I have two questions:
Should I buy some stocks in the hope it goes back up?
If so, what client should I as an EU retard use? I've never traded stocks before.

[Anonymous No.18580970]

>>18580916
Already buying with my moms credit card

[Anonymous No.18581162]

>>18579093
filtered.

[Anonymous No.18581204]

>>18578179
just steal one of the dozens of citibikes or those stupid fucking scooters lying around, it's not like anyone will care when the collapse comes

[Anonymous No.18581384]

>>18580562
thank you based poster