WHAT OIL STOCKS SHOULD I BUY

[Anonymous No.18576786]

>Oil is literally crashing
>literally fucking negative

Got a few grand in savings, what should I be investing in right now /biz/?

[Anonymous No.18576857]

sneed

[Anonymous No.18576862]

>>18576786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

[Anonymous No.18576863]

[Anonymous No.18576866]

Sneed

[Anonymous No.18576868]

>sticky

[Anonymous No.18576881]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[Anonymous No.18576883]

Hello

[Anonymous No.18576889]

hi

[Anonymous No.18576897]

Posting in a legendary thread

[Anonymous No.18576901]

>>18576786
Buy a bunch of land in rural USA and store barrels there

[Anonymous No.18576908]

Hello niggers. What coin should I buy into? My oilcoin is dead.

[Anonymous No.18576912]

WTI BROS WE'RE IN THE STICKY

[Anonymous No.18576917]

we short june next or?

[Anonymous No.18576920]

Posting in a historic bread

[Anonymous No.18576924]

>>18576786
it's ogre
rather by gas, it's exploding right now

[Anonymous No.18576929]

>>18576786
If you aren't all in on nickel you haven't been paying attention and aren't going to make it.

[Anonymous No.18576928]

>>18576786
LINK is a good oil stock

[Anonymous No.18576936]

[Anonymous No.18576942]

>>18576786
ERX, GUSH
Both will be up 30% tomorrow and 200% by end of week.
Don't miss your shot

[Anonymous No.18576948]

>>18576786
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18576949]

put me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.18576954]

>>18576786
TESLA

[Anonymous No.18576956]

>>18576786
>sticky
Faggot mod

[Anonymous No.18576957]

>>18576786
This day will go down in history

[Anonymous No.18576961]

PUT ALL YOUR MONEY IN WEATHERFORD

[Anonymous No.18576962]

>>18576929
THIS. NICKEL IS THE WAY TO GO.

[Anonymous No.18576963]

>>18576786
do you have a few grand in barrels?

[Anonymous No.18576966]

>>18576786
Why are oil futures crashing ELI5

[Anonymous No.18576974]

Damne we stucky now nigga

[Anonymous No.18576973]

>>18576786
HAHAHHHAHAH
FUCK NOTHING BURGERS
FUCK CHINA
FUCK JEWS
FUCK JANNIES
AND
FUCK
VIRUSES

[Anonymous No.18576978]

Invest in rope

[Anonymous No.18576981]

everybody below me is trolled and lost the game

[Anonymous No.18576984]

crashing this market with no survivors

[Anonymous No.18576983]

>>18576908
im personally invested in S&Pcoin it never seems to go down and has a partnership with the us government

[Anonymous No.18576985]

Imagine being a low iq mod who does it for free asking high IQ chads which stocks to buy on his voluntary salary

[Anonymous No.18576986]

runescape coins

[Anonymous No.18576987]

Hello, world

[Anonymous No.18576988]

Put me in the screencap

Also

Fuck jannies and fuck niggers

[Anonymous No.18576990]

should I go buy a pack of gum from the store or some a barrel of oil?

[Anonymous No.18576992]

POSTING IN EPIC STICKY CAP ME

[Anonymous No.18576994]

>sticky
Ayo wtf?

[Anonymous No.18576995]

thanks swaglord

[Anonymous No.18577000]

NUKES IN 40 MIN

ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.18577002]

711 or sunico are good

[Anonymous No.18577007]

[Anonymous No.18577024]

>>18576786
Based mod stickied

[Anonymous No.18577025]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18577028]

[Anonymous No.18577032]

It's over...

[Anonymous No.18577034]

finally

[Anonymous No.18577041]

>mfw the economy is gonna be giga fucked until the end of time

[Anonymous No.18577043]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOT THE GOOD OILERINO! NOT THE HECKIN' GOOD GASKET! NOT THE FLIPPITY FLOPPITY FLUID! NOT THE CRACKITY CROCKITY CRUDERINO! NOT THE BIPPITY BOPPITY BARRELERINOS! NOT THE HECKIN' BLUE COLLARINO WORKERINOS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE PIPPITY POPPITY PETROPUPPERINO JOBERINOS!

[Anonymous No.18577046]

I am gonna buy shit tone of Canadian dollars

[Anonymous No.18577049]

[Anonymous No.18577050]

>>18576786
>Buy a couple hundred barrels
>get a couple of hundred free bucks and a fun oil swimming pool

[Anonymous No.18577056]

>>18577007
le I was in that thread

[Anonymous No.18577057]

Mods, please play Tsubasa wo Kudasai from Evangelion 2.0

[Anonymous No.18577063]

>>18576786
POSTING IN STICKY

[Anonymous No.18577068]

Can someone explain to a brainlet what this means for gas prices?

[Anonymous No.18577076]

All in KOS now...thank me later

[Anonymous No.18577077]

>>18577000
Trips of truth

[Anonymous No.18577078]

>>18576786

[Anonymous No.18577081]

WE'RE FUCKING DEAD
OIL IS FUCKING DEAD
LONG LIVE OIL

[Anonymous No.18577089]

>>18576857
Formerly positive

[Anonymous No.18577093]

buy uso / uco options for 2022, 30x gains

[Anonymous No.18577099]

yeah mang, but what about the june contracts?

[Anonymous No.18577100]

/v/ here. Why did you play your life savings away instead of playing vidya?

[Anonymous No.18577111]

>>18577000
digits confirmed

[Anonymous No.18577113]

>>18577068
They will pay you to fill up your gas tank.

[Anonymous No.18577116]

>>18576990
this is a quality post

[Anonymous No.18577117]

Is this it lads? Is capitalism finally crumbling after 300 years of a good run?

[Anonymous No.18577123]

if I "buy" oil stocks will I literally get paid

[Anonymous No.18577124]

>>18576786
Bump.
Make me rich, faggots.
Its time to prove this board aint useless.

[Anonymous No.18577126]

>>18576786
Mod fucked up and stickied

[Anonymous No.18577131]

Wait a minute, so what's propping up the $ now that oil is worthless?

[Anonymous No.18577134]

reminder to not use this opportunity to buy actual barrels of crude oil because without proper storage the hydrogen sulfide will kill you

[Anonymous No.18577135]

>>18576988
Holy based

[Anonymous No.18577139]

heck yes, vroomin' in a sticky

[Anonymous No.18577143]

>strike oil on land
>property value goes down

[Anonymous No.18577149]

HOLY SHIT A SAUDI PRINCE FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.18577151]

>>18577068
nothing

[Anonymous No.18577155]

It was an honor shitposting with you gentlemen. The end is nigh.

[Anonymous No.18577157]

WANNA BE IN THE SCREENCAP

WITNESSED

[Anonymous No.18577159]

>>18576786
Again when the economy crashed to 19,000 you fags told me this was it. This sticky will look stupid in several hours when it’s nothing.

[Anonymous No.18577161]

>>18577076
SNDE better

[Anonymous No.18577164]

TA FAGS LMAO

[Anonymous No.18577165]

Gold

[Anonymous No.18577169]

>>18576936
That shit looks delicious

[Anonymous No.18577170]

>>18576786
FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.18577172]

STAR, I TOLD YOU FUSING MEWNI WITH EARTH WILL CRASH THE ECONOMY SINCE WE CAN NOW USE MEWNIAN-WALE-CUM TO FUEL OUR CARS

[Anonymous No.18577181]

About fucking time the mods made a sticky

[Anonymous No.18577184]

>mfw 1 DOGE is worth more than all the oil in the universe

[Anonymous No.18577188]

>>18577076
WHY EXPLAIN HOW THAT WORKS

[Anonymous No.18577189]

niggers be like
>free gas

[Anonymous No.18577193]

So what's the 4D move to make some money now?

inb4 HE BOUGHT

[Anonymous No.18577194]

good night sweet amerikeks

[Anonymous No.18577195]

posting in sticky XDDDD

[Anonymous No.18577198]

>>18577111
WE ARE FUCKED BOIS

[Anonymous No.18577199]

>>18577111
>digits confirm
>rolls trips

[Anonymous No.18577201]

>>18576786
there may be an oil storage crisis currently, but that will be fixed when an accidental oil spill happens later this week

[Anonymous No.18577203]

>>18577100
I thought negative price was a meme

[Anonymous No.18577209]

>>18577099
>>18577100
>>18577111
>>18577000
>>18577077
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD

[Anonymous No.18577212]

Lol this is it

[Anonymous No.18577215]

hi spook

[Anonymous No.18577216]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

[Anonymous No.18577220]

>>18576786
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUtHcVzs1c0

[Anonymous No.18577226]

/@/ was here

[Anonymous No.18577233]

>>18576988
is that real?

[Anonymous No.18577240]

This god pinned ? So mods are alive

[Anonymous No.18577242]

>>18577143
kek

[Anonymous No.18577243]

>>18576929
Links?

[Anonymous No.18577245]

>pinned
posting in historic bread

[Anonymous No.18577247]

>>18576786
YES

IF THE OIL INDUSTRY TRULY GOES BANKRUPT WORLDWIDE WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE ANYWAYS

DUMP EVERY PENNY YOU HAVE INTO IT. DONT BE SHY, DONT BE A FUCKING PUSSY

ALL IN OIL ALL IN OIL NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.18577250]

What a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.18577252]

Just got off the phone with Donald, bought about 100k barrels and got a 800k check from him for it, But I just realized that I don't have the room to store all those barrels. I told my mom about it and now she's kicking me out of the house for "another hairbrained moneymaking scheme". The barrels are going to be delivered in 3 days and change of address needs to be submitted 24 hours before delivery. Any ideas anons?

[Anonymous No.18577255]

How much is the fine for dumping oil in the sea? Is it less than 30$ per barrel? We may have an arbitrage opportunity here

[Anonymous No.18577257]

>>18577131
Feed and Seed

[Anonymous No.18577262]

>>18576786
glad i sold most of my oil last week, holy shit. imma buy back in i suppose.

[Anonymous No.18577261]

>>18576978
I specialize in rope

[Anonymous No.18577269]

>>18577193
Put money in gush

[Anonymous No.18577271]

they pay you for it

[Anonymous No.18577276]

toasting epic bread

[Anonymous No.18577282]

>>18576786
IT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOOOOWWWWN

[Anonymous No.18577283]

Which theatre are you hoping to be deployed to, bros?

[Anonymous No.18577284]

Does this mean the Canadian dollar will go up and I can spend my neet bucks on cheaper video games?
This is all I’m concerned about.

[Anonymous No.18577292]

I WANT IN ON THE SCREENCAP

[Anonymous No.18577294]

big F for canadas economy, especially alberta

[Anonymous No.18577295]

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[Anonymous No.18577297]

[Anonymous No.18577300]

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[Anonymous No.18577311]

Coronavirus was China sending the US a message, We are preparing a counterattack, this oil price crash is a message to RUSSIA to STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. Watch Russia come out and make a statement, and oil prices will rise right after.

[Anonymous No.18577313]

>>18577199
BRAH

[Anonymous No.18577318]

FINALLY A FUCKING STICKY
THIS WORLD IS NO LONGER BREATHING, IT IS BLEEDING TO DEATH

[Anonymous No.18577322]

>>18577226
La Famili/a/ es in el casa!

[Anonymous No.18577328]

>>18577209
>not negative digits
NO one cares

[Anonymous No.18577326]

>Pinned

MODS WE NEED A THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py_MdrpI5vQ

[Anonymous No.18577330]

should put some money together and get an oil tanker heh

[Anonymous No.18577338]

Good. Fuck oil.

[Anonymous No.18577339]

Where were you when Corona made history

[Anonymous No.18577346]

Guys just buy oil you will get payed for it

[Anonymous No.18577349]

How the fuck is KOS still green

[Anonymous No.18577351]

>>18576942
>you sure about that?

[Anonymous No.18577356]

>>18577255
More like, how much can we bribe a Mexican mayor to look the other way

[Anonymous No.18577357]

the dot predicted this

[Anonymous No.18577358]

everything will be fine when they roll over to the june contracts haha

[Anonymous No.18577359]

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero

[Anonymous No.18577361]

>>18576786
DATA IS THE NEW OIL

[Anonymous No.18577362]

buy oil
even if this chink shit flu blows after a year or 2 folks will still drive cars.. this is unless these cocksuckers reveal some form of locomotion or fuel source to screw over the muzzie-vatnik alliance, causing a massive paradigm shift .
Exciting times indeed

[Anonymous No.18577366]

What oil stocks should I buy you niggers

[Anonymous No.18577370]

just spend it all on bitcoin, exept that the internet will crash

[Anonymous No.18577373]

>yfw your 401k just became a 101k

[Anonymous No.18577375]

>>18577212
that's some historic shit nigga

[Anonymous No.18577376]

>>18577199
Holy fuck Beijing gets nuked first.

[Anonymous No.18577377]

I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY FINALLY I CAN BUY AAND GET MONEY WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO TO THE WW3 HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18577379]

Earth has had a good run

[Anonymous No.18577393]

IM IN EUROPE HOW THE FUCK DO I GET PAID FOR BUYING OIL

[Anonymous No.18577394]

The quint is looming

[Anonymous No.18577395]

THIS HAS NOW INTRODUCED THE CONCEPT OF NEGATIVE ASSETS.

THIS HAS FUCKED THE WORLD FOREVER.

[Anonymous No.18577405]

PUT ME IN THE CAP BROS

[Anonymous No.18577406]

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[Anonymous No.18577408]

Anyone saying pinned should kys

[Anonymous No.18577413]

Just bought 1000000 barrels of oil
Where the fuck do I put this shit?

[Anonymous No.18577418]

>>18576786
GET IN THE OFFICIAL /biz/ SERVER discord.gg CpqQw7b
WE'RE WATCHING THIS SHIT CRASH TOO AND WE WILL INTERVIEW ETH FOUNDER VITALIK
sjsj

[Anonymous No.18577434]

HOLY SHIT A OIL RIG JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.18577437]

I WANT IN ON THIS!!! FUCK YOU JOE IM IN A STICKY!!!

[Anonymous No.18577442]

HEY MOM I'M ON /BIZ/

[Anonymous No.18577443]

Give it to me straight bros, is the global economy going to just totally collapse?

Should I buy the ultimate dip?

[Anonymous No.18577446]

>mfw in my country there's a state monopoly on oil
i'm still gonna be paying 2 dollars a liter.

[Anonymous No.18577450]

:stopmusic:

[Anonymous No.18577451]

>>18577326
based

[Anonymous No.18577453]

>>18577366
Anything that isn't US shale

[Anonymous No.18577458]

>''1 billion barrels of oil, please''
>36 billion dollars have been deposited in your account, sir

[Anonymous No.18577456]

Based mods.

[Anonymous No.18577461]

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18577463]

TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18577466]

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhYHwtEMJM

[Anonymous No.18577469]

This thread is moving so fast that nobody will notice that I am gay and I hold Chainlink

[Anonymous No.18577472]

>>18577359
DO YOU LIKE
MY CAR
MY CAR
MY CAR

[Anonymous No.18577476]

>>18577326
>They added it

THANK YOU MODS

[Anonymous No.18577477]

>>18577413
First you gotta drive to Texas

[Anonymous No.18577489]

>>18577469
wait... what?

[Anonymous No.18577491]

HOW DO I BUY IN EUROPE

[Anonymous No.18577494]

:stopmusic:

[Anonymous No.18577499]

>>18576786
Invest is sorar panels from Grorious China

[Anonymous No.18577504]

Buy bonds, not stock.

[Anonymous No.18577505]

OH NO THIS IS BAD

[Anonymous No.18577510]

MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS

[Anonymous No.18577528]

Based mods!

[Anonymous No.18577530]

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[Anonymous No.18577531]

I need a Jerome edit of him desperately trying to pump an oil station STAT

[Anonymous No.18577532]

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[Anonymous No.18577533]

So the world is pessimistic about this coronavirus crisis hmmmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.18577534]

HOW THE FUCK DO I BUY OIL AT -$25?

[Anonymous No.18577539]

TOMORROW WE RIDE OUR V8s FELLOW BOOMERS

[Anonymous No.18577544]

1000000 BARRELS OF OIL JUST ARRIVED ON MY DRIVE

WTF DO I DO WITH THIS SHIT!!!

:STOPMUSIC:

[Anonymous No.18577545]

HHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18577548]

Day of the Kebab is finally here.

[Anonymous No.18577551]

POSTAN IN A STICKY

[Anonymous No.18577550]

looks like the dream of an independent alberta is over prairie bros

[Anonymous No.18577552]

DRINK WATER ITS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN OIL

[Anonymous No.18577558]

NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.18577562]

>oilkeks
please explain

[Anonymous No.18577564]

HOW DO I MAKE MONEY OFF OF THIS
HOW DO I MAKE MONEY OFF OF THIS
HOW DO I MAKE MONEY OFF OF THIS
HOW DO I MAKE MONEY OFF OF THIS

[Anonymous No.18577566]

>>18577226
based morimiya

[Anonymous No.18577570]

so senpai how do you want your economy

[Anonymous No.18577581]

>>18577393
You don't. Unless you have capacity to store minimum 1000 barels of oil.

[Anonymous No.18577585]

Here's to the collapse bros

screencap this

[Anonymous No.18577587]

wtf

[Anonymous No.18577588]

MODS = GODS
>MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
>MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
>MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
>MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
>MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
>MODS = GODS

[Anonymous No.18577590]

>>18577534
1. go to your nearest oil tanker
2. ask for oil
3. receive $25 tip for every barrel

[Anonymous No.18577594]

Everyone on CNBC said this is not a problem, is this a problem?

They seem to think this is either bullish or priced in.

[Anonymous No.18577596]

I fucking loved you all

[Anonymous No.18577599]

invest in barrel makers

[Anonymous No.18577600]

Which one, /int/?

[Anonymous No.18577607]

I was here

[Anonymous No.18577608]

MOMMY MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.18577611]

TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18577614]

Reminder in this new historical timeline: janitors do it for free

[Anonymous No.18577617]

what a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.18577618]

>>18577594
>CNBC

[Anonymous No.18577620]

>>18577295
Based boong

[Anonymous No.18577621]

IF I DIG A HOLE IN MY GARDEN AND PUMP IT FULL OF OIL CAN I STORE IT AND THEN SELL IT WHEN IT GOES BACK UP IN PRICE?

[Anonymous No.18577624]

:stopcrash:

[Anonymous No.18577628]

I bought 10000 contracts at 0.01$. What am I supposed to do with 10000 barrels and I have to cover the cost of transportation and storage.

[Anonymous No.18577630]

>>18577564
BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

[Anonymous No.18577636]

>>18577443
The virus will never disappear and because of ade there will never be a vaccine that won't kill the person who its given to. Even mild cases in younger people can develop ground glass opacities and suffer permanent lung damage. Not to mention the virus has HIV inserts and destroys your t cells and just recently they think it might be able to hide in your testicles, which is immunity privileged, and come out and attack you later.
Oh yeah and people have been sick for ~50 days and so far have not yet recovered.
This is world changing anon and there is no normal to return too.

[Anonymous No.18577637]

>>18577226
F this guy

[Anonymous No.18577639]

Fucking check em

[Anonymous No.18577640]

>-35

[Anonymous No.18577643]

It's going to be OK guys!

[Anonymous No.18577644]

So, what happens tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18577645]

>>18577608
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS ANON HOLD ME

[Anonymous No.18577650]

TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18577651]

We're literally going to war, anons.

[Anonymous No.18577652]

>>18577000

[Anonymous No.18577653]

>>18577184
best timeline

[Anonymous No.18577659]

>>18576920

Posting in Historic Bread 2 those that didnt make it yfw

[Anonymous No.18577663]

>>18576857
BASED
A
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.18577666]

>>18577600
literally who on left

[Anonymous No.18577667]

HOW DO I MAKE MONEY ON THIS???
DO I JUST BUY???
ARE THEY PAYING ME TO BUY???

[Anonymous No.18577669]

>>18576786
I SPILL MY DRINK

[Anonymous No.18577672]

>>18577644
It all returns to nothing.

[Anonymous No.18577673]

>June contracts are still $20
fuck OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.18577675]

some of you jannies are alright

[Anonymous No.18577677]

>>18576786
>sticky?
why isnt a chainlink thread stickied instead?

[Anonymous No.18577680]

How’d this get a sticky?

[Anonymous No.18577684]

wich level of tumbling down are we?
also thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

[Anonymous No.18577688]

>>18576786
Is this like a sign to buy oil?

[Anonymous No.18577689]

WHY IS THERE MUSIC

WHAT IS HAPPENING

W H A T I S H A P P E N I N G ?

[Anonymous No.18577691]

hi boys

[Anonymous No.18577693]

BASED BASED BASED

[Anonymous No.18577695]

You mean if i show up with a canister they will fucking pay me to take their oil

[Anonymous No.18577698]

Aaand it's gone.

[Anonymous No.18577697]

>>18577651
are you going to return all the oil to the middle east or what?

t. european

[Anonymous No.18577703]

>>18577600
Mana

[Anonymous No.18577702]

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18577704]

>>18577667
HELP IM A EUROBOY

[Anonymous No.18577709]

WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS
EVEN
HAPPENING?

[Anonymous No.18577715]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18577716]

based mods

[Anonymous No.18577720]

>>18577644
we all wake up from the matrix and greet neo

[Anonymous No.18577721]

It's all over...

[Anonymous No.18577728]

>>18577283
Israel

[Anonymous No.18577727]

Going to pay the jannies off in barrels of oil this year for their amazing work! Consider it a bonus for this year!

[Anonymous No.18577729]

if there's a screencap then pls put me in thx

[Anonymous No.18577735]

>the music

[Anonymous No.18577736]

>>18577691
What's the oil/milk ratio?

[Anonymous No.18577739]

>>18577677
Because nobody gives a fuck about your meme currencies. Crypto is dead.

[Anonymous No.18577741]

[Anonymous No.18577746]

HYBRID GREEN ECO SHIT TECH MY ASS

[Anonymous No.18577758]

>>18577709
THE END OF THE WORLD MY FRIEND THE END OF THE FUCKING CLOWN WORLD!

[Anonymous No.18577759]

>>18576786

[Anonymous No.18577760]

>>18577709
IT'S TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18577762]

How badly does this affect countries like Norway and Saudi Arabia that use their nationalized oil industries to fund their welfare programs?

[Anonymous No.18577767]

>OILKEKS

[Anonymous No.18577773]

>price goes negative

[Anonymous No.18577774]

TOASTING IN A STICKY THREAD FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.18577777]

>>18576786
Is oil in actual negative? What the fuck does that even mean? War?

[Anonymous No.18577780]

holy fuck this mod is retarded

[Anonymous No.18577784]

>>18577050
fun like cancer

[Anonymous No.18577785]

>>18577666
Mari Makinami Illustrious

[Anonymous No.18577787]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18577789]

>>18576897
Patianigger

[Anonymous No.18577791]

>>18577677

[Anonymous No.18577793]

>>18577564
Buy UCO USO

[Anonymous No.18577794]

>>18576786
screencap me in the put

[Anonymous No.18577803]

NEGATIVE OIL BROS

[Anonymous No.18577804]

>oil goes negative
>go to /biz/ to find out what this means
>none of them seem to know either
Tis a silly place

[Anonymous No.18577810]

Top 15 pictures before disaster

[Anonymous No.18577813]

>>18576929
Why Nickel?? For old nickel metal hydride? Or is there something new??

[Anonymous No.18577821]

s4s :^)

[Anonymous No.18577822]

Man do I love USO

[Anonymous No.18577823]

>tumbling down
It's more of a straight dive, high speed dirt

[Anonymous No.18577824]

>>18577741
lmao

[Anonymous No.18577826]

>donkey piss costs more than oil
based timeline

[Anonymous No.18577830]

>>18577777

[Anonymous No.18577832]

I always loved you /biz/
If only I bought 1k LINK on 2018

[Anonymous No.18577833]

>>18577777
>QUINTS
so it seems...

[Anonymous No.18577834]

>>18577777
it means you get paid to take delivery of WTI oil in May

[Anonymous No.18577835]

Should've bought my local swimming center a week ago

[Anonymous No.18577836]

just the flu

[Anonymous No.18577839]

>>18577777
>War?
CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.18577842]

THEY WILL LITERALLY PAY YOU TO TAKE THE OIL
ITS THE SAFEST INVESTMENT OF ALL TIME

[Anonymous No.18577844]

>becomes new daily driver

[Anonymous No.18577843]

can someone please tell me what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.18577846]

>>18577804
That's because it's never happened before ever, you stupid cunt

[Anonymous No.18577851]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18577853]

>>18576973
I would totaly fuck this virus

[Anonymous No.18577856]

We (may soon no longer) live in a society

[Anonymous No.18577860]

>>18577777
NICE quints

[Anonymous No.18577864]

>>18577777
>quints of destruction
It means that companies will pay you to take their oil.

[Anonymous No.18577868]

>>18577777
ITS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.18577871]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
WERE BACK BULLS

[Anonymous No.18577873]

>>18577777
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18577877]

OIL IS DEAD


OIL IS DEAD


OIL IS DEAD


OIL IS DEAD


USA BTFO

[Anonymous No.18577880]

I never imagined I would live to see the day of the petrodollar died. Thank you Corona-chan, for ending this farce!

[Anonymous No.18577881]

Does this mean they'll pay me for taking oil from them?

[Anonymous No.18577882]

>>18577777
Anon...

[Anonymous No.18577885]

I love bonbibonkers!

[Anonymous No.18577886]

when has this started? wasn't the price somewhat normal just 3 hours ago?

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA No.18577887]

>global pandemic
>global crisis

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18577888]

I'M BUYING THE DIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18577889]

>>18577777
oil producers and exporters will go bankrupt
world economy will collapse

[Anonymous No.18577896]

>>18577667
You get paid to pick up the excess oil. i.e. oil has literally become garbage.

[Anonymous No.18577899]

GET A REAL JOB FAGGOTS TRADING WITH SHARES AND MEMECOINS IS L I T E R A L L Y GAMBLING

[Anonymous No.18577901]

BUT MUH PEAK OIL

[Anonymous No.18577902]

Here with you guys at the end of things.

[Anonymous No.18577903]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18577905]

>>18576786

I JUST BOUGHT 5 MILLION BARRELS. I AM SO FUCKING RICH.

[Anonymous No.18577907]

It's going up again. Is it too late now boys?

[Anonymous No.18577910]

SO IF I BUY THE BARREL OF OIL DO THEY GIVE ME 40 DOLLARS EXTRA?

[Anonymous No.18577911]

brainlet here. so what they pay me to have oil stocks now? where do i buy this

[Anonymous No.18577913]

>>18577777
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18577916]

How can I make oilbux from it?

[Anonymous No.18577918]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOIfFGoN24I

[Anonymous No.18577920]

where is that music coming from
AAaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.18577921]

>>18577777
>WAR
>QUINTS
IT
BE
GINS

[Anonymous No.18577923]

>>18577777
HAPPENING STATUS:
IT'S

[Anonymous No.18577924]

IF I BUY OIL NOW CAN I KEEP THE BARREL??

[Anonymous No.18577927]

>post yfw the shit you took this morning is worth several times more than a barrel of crude oil

[Anonymous No.18577928]

>>18577777
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18577934]

>>18577326
LMAO

[Anonymous No.18577938]

>>18577000

[Anonymous No.18577943]

Sayonara, lads

[Anonymous No.18577944]

>>18577846
>tis a silly place except for Ned
>Ned is a jerk

[Anonymous No.18577946]

>>18577911
The oil store

[Anonymous No.18577947]

>>18577777
Fuck

[Anonymous No.18577948]

Pls tell me how to buy oil.
I want to build a fort out of the oil barrels.

[Anonymous No.18577954]

>>18577777
>Quints
B-Bros?

[Anonymous No.18577956]

>>18577844
Kekt and checked

[Anonymous No.18577957]

How are you coping with this loss?

[Anonymous No.18577958]

>>18577283
Unironically worried about getting drafted to the border where Ill have to fight off mutt drone soldiers coming to secure our fresh water, before I get blown to pieces by strafing run.

[Anonymous No.18577960]

>>18576786
>POST YFW YOU REALIZE YOU'RE WITNESSING THE SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION
>POST YFW ZOOMERS WILL NOW GET TO TELL THEIR GRANDKIDS WHEN THEY LIVED IN THE SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION

[Anonymous No.18577962]

>>18577777
BASED

[Anonymous No.18577964]

>>18577777
Now it dose

[Anonymous No.18577965]

>>18577804
It's only future contracts, but something like this has never happened before so this is either really bad or apocalyptic. At the very least May is fucked.

[Anonymous No.18577969]

>>18576786
has this ever happened in histroy?

[Anonymous No.18577970]

>>18577777
include me in the screen m8

[Anonymous No.18577971]

>>18577777
Checked war it is

[Anonymous No.18577972]

>sticky for Historic negative oil price
>330 replies
Dead board

[Anonymous No.18577974]

>>18577903
kek

[Anonymous No.18577975]

>>18577924
nope

[Anonymous No.18577976]

>>18577843
Literally nothing. Oil day-traders are getting fucked because no one wants to buy their shity contracts, because no one wants oils right now.

[Anonymous No.18577988]

>biz is actually full of retards
why does this board exist?

[Anonymous No.18577994]

this is what i was expecting when i decided to continue my sleeps at 10:30am GMT+3

[Anonymous No.18577995]

Seems like the safest thing to do is to go to rural zones, and forget the modern world.

[Anonymous No.18577996]

so what does this mean for the world economy

[Anonymous No.18577998]

>>18577777

WE'RE GOING TO WAR

[Anonymous No.18577999]

What the fuck is going on? I thought OPEC and China agreed to cut back on production.

[Anonymous No.18578005]

>>18577777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

[Anonymous No.18578008]

>>18577209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_eGELaYBDo

[Anonymous No.18578010]

>>18577777
Why do you burgers always think about war?

[Anonymous No.18578012]

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18578015]

>>18577927

[Anonymous No.18578014]

>>18577889
>world economy will collapse
It has already collapsed, that's why the price of oil is negative.

[Anonymous No.18578020]

>>18576786
>LITERALLY A STICKY FOR MAKING CHEAP OIL BUCKS
MODS YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!

[Anonymous No.18578021]

>>18576897
/dragchad/......

[Anonymous No.18578023]

>>18577975
this is a nightmare

[Anonymous No.18578024]

good, death to oil

renewable energy is the future

[Anonymous No.18578025]

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING, IT JUST KEEPS
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18578026]

>>18577762
Saudi Arabia? Not at all. The only country in the world sitting on more cash is the US and the entire country is basically one big Disneyland. If they wanted to, the king (according to the prince cause the king has dementia) could snap his fingers and magically turn Saud into a real country that actually produces shit.

Norway? That shit's gonna hurt.

[Anonymous No.18578029]

>They laughed at little Denmarks Windmill Energy Sector

Well well well

[Anonymous No.18578031]

>>18577675
>drumpf "Filled the national reserves" at 30$
How much more evidence do we need before republicucks realize they installed the biggest brainlet alive?

[Anonymous No.18578030]

>>18577777
>war
>quints

[Anonymous No.18578033]

ICBM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.18578034]

>>18577000
OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.18578036]

>at this point I can just take oil baths as this costs less than water from the city

[Anonymous No.18578038]

>>18577643
No it's not anon..... it's over

[Anonymous No.18578039]

>>18577777
noooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.18578045]

>>18577326
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.18578052]

>>18577910
You can buy a contract to receive oil in the future, except now you'll receive money instead of spending it. The cost is going to come with "what the fuck am I going to do with this crude oil?"

[Anonymous No.18578057]

COMING THROUGH
POST ME IN THE SCREENCAP

[Anonymous No.18578059]

BRUH. RIP Society.
This bitch empty. YEEEEEEEEEET

[Anonymous No.18578069]

>>18577777
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578067]

I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A WAR
I JUST WANT MY BITCOINS

[Anonymous No.18578070]

>>18577999
This is US oil. For comparison UK oil is at 20 dollars.

[Anonymous No.18578077]

[Anonymous No.18578078]

>>18577111

Dude.

[Anonymous No.18578082]

We did it! We defeated oil! Global warming is over bros

[Anonymous No.18578093]

>>18576786
Holy shit rolling for doubles

[Anonymous No.18578094]

>>18577777
BURN IT DOWN
BURN IT ALL DOWN

[Anonymous No.18578097]

>>18578020
youre not gonna be making money of this
storage and transportation will eat up your 30 dollars per barrel instantly

[Anonymous No.18578099]

>>18577000
>>18577777
just use the oil to fire bomb the chinks

[Anonymous No.18578101]

>>18578029
every other energy sector gets btfo by cheap oil. alternative energy wants high oil prices

[Anonymous No.18578111]

jesus fucking christ man

[Anonymous No.18578113]

>>18578036
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.18578116]

>>18578038
BUT WE WERE ABOUT TO LIFT THE QUARANTINE HOW CAN IT GET WORSE

[Anonymous No.18578122]

Back down to -30 lol oil

[Anonymous No.18578124]

TURN THE TRUCKS AROUND
I DON'T WANT IT
I DON'T HAVE SPACE FOR IT

[Anonymous No.18578127]

>>18577777

[Anonymous No.18578130]

>>18577777
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[Anonymous No.18578134]

Thread is going so fast, nobody will know that Krystal is /pol/'s waifu.

[Anonymous No.18578136]

>>18577777
I DONT WANT TO DIE FOR SOME BLACK LIQUID!

[Anonymous No.18578138]

>The Deepwater Horizon Spill was 10 years ago today

[Anonymous No.18578142]

>Oil companies stocks don't care and are still too high
Fuck you Powell

[Anonymous No.18578146]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_KMtBEgGRc

[Anonymous No.18578152]

>>18576862

[Anonymous No.18578163]

How will this affect the rest of the market? Dow Jones back to sub 19k? Is it all about to dive?

[Anonymous No.18578165]

These digits will save us. Oil (+) $30 tomorrow and no World War whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.18578166]

GOD I hope we get into a global war

[Anonymous No.18578170]

FREE FUCKING OIL, LADIES AND GENTS!

[Anonymous No.18578171]

>>18577777
so that's it then...

[Anonymous No.18578172]

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOOWWN

[Anonymous No.18578176]

>>18576786
WHY DIDN'T I INVEST ON THE BRITISH HOUSING MARKET????
NOW I'LL BE A FILTHY STR FOREVER
NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18578178]

>>18577777
I AM READY

[Anonymous No.18578182]

>>18576786
2nd rolling sticky in a month

FUCK. THIS. TIMELINE.

[Anonymous No.18578181]

>>18577777
SO IT'S WAR, THEN

[Anonymous No.18578186]

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18578187]

>capitalism and the rich will die before I actually have to get a job
>tfw only 22 and ready to usher into a new, beautiful post apocalyptic world where I have to kill for food
thank you based gods

[Anonymous No.18578192]

>>18577201
Indonesia is hiring oil tankers to store oil

[Anonymous No.18578193]

Posting in legendary thread

[Anonymous No.18578194]

>>18578077
>>18578099
>>18578111
NONONONONONO STOP IT NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578196]

How do I receive my free oil? Do I have to provide barrels? What are shipping costs?

[Anonymous No.18578199]

BAAAAAASED

[Anonymous No.18578202]

>>18578029

WINDMILL WINDMILL FOR THE LAND

[Anonymous No.18578204]

>>18578099
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578208]

>>18577666
>>18577777
Anon you better go get your tomboys because its all tumbling down.

[Anonymous No.18578212]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS HAPPENING NOW

[Anonymous No.18578213]

DUMPING DOLLARS RIGHT NOW, DO I BUY NICKEL OR BITCOIN AND WHY

[Anonymous No.18578216]

WHAT ARE THE RAMIFICATIONS OF THIS

[Anonymous No.18578217]

>>18577777

[Anonymous No.18578219]

pain

[Anonymous No.18578221]

>>18577777
lol oil would be HIGH in demand during war retards

[Anonymous No.18578223]

What a shit year 2020 has been

[Anonymous No.18578227]

I just bought gas yesterday. What does the crashing oil price mean for me?

[Anonymous No.18578240]

bros whats gonna happen?

[Anonymous No.18578241]

>>18577000
>>18577111
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578248]

>>18576786
Posting in a legendary thread. Where were you when reverse capitalism happened?

[Anonymous No.18578252]

CHECKED AND NEGATIVE KEKED

[Anonymous No.18578257]

Like, how is money even a real as a concept anymore?

[Anonymous No.18578260]

>yes hello I'll take 200,000 barrels of oil
>no it's fine, just deliver them to my mailing address and write me a check

[Anonymous No.18578265]

>>18578165
>>18578166
LMAO

[Anonymous No.18578267]

>>18577000
Digits, were dead

[Anonymous No.18578268]

Are you guys ready to accept the new reign of China?

[Anonymous No.18578272]

ALL BOARD REPORTING IN
/wsg/ here

[Anonymous No.18578273]

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
YOU HATE TO SEE IT

[Anonymous No.18578270]

>tfw many anons will not survive Corona-chan's pandemic-depression

[Anonymous No.18578277]

>>18577777
The prophecy has been told

[Anonymous No.18578282]

>>18578163
Well no, that's not possible.
This faggot said so

[Anonymous No.18578283]

/fit/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.18578289]

>Not GAS GAS GAS

[Anonymous No.18578298]

>>18578227
siphon out your oil and sell it back

[Anonymous No.18578299]

WE'RE NOT EVEN HALF WAY THROUGH 2020 WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM US

[Anonymous No.18578302]

>>18578223
Has there been one good thing that has come out of this year ?

[Anonymous No.18578304]

>>18578240
i hope you bought lots of ammo

[Anonymous No.18578312]

>>18577777
Lord help us we are in the shit now

[Anonymous No.18578314]

lol oil

[Anonymous No.18578323]

post your war face /biz/

[Anonymous No.18578324]

>>18578227
Your car's exhaust pipe will leak quarters

[Anonymous No.18578325]

>>18578277
STOP IT PLEASE NO NO NO NO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578326]

My local gas stations are delivering 5 gallon tanks to everyone on my block, fucking rad

[Anonymous No.18578330]

>>18577903
>this must be blonald blumpfs fault somehow

[Anonymous No.18578331]

>>18577283
South here. Hope to invade Cuba or Mexico soon.

[Anonymous No.18578338]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SONG COMING FROM WTF????

[Anonymous No.18578344]

>THIS THREAD
>THESE DIGITS
REMEMBER 4-20-2020, LADS
NEVER FORGIVE
NEVER FORGET

[Anonymous No.18578346]

/r9k/ reporting in
Is everybody forcefully being flung into neetdom now?

[Anonymous No.18578349]

>>18578227
F

[Anonymous No.18578350]

>>18577000
I love this website

[Anonymous No.18578356]

>>18576786
Invest in bic lighters

[Anonymous No.18578359]

>>18577000
>>18577111
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578363]

>>18578272
/mu/ here

[Anonymous No.18578370]

It's fucking over isn't it?

[Anonymous No.18578373]

HOW DO I INVEST IN OIL

[Anonymous No.18578374]

How is this a sticky?

[Anonymous No.18578375]

Anybody else in Alberta? What's your game plan?

[Anonymous No.18578376]

>>18578302
Yeah,Trump and his retard supporters are getting owned.

Shoulda voted for Bernie

[Anonymous No.18578387]

>>18578272
/v/ on standby

[Anonymous No.18578389]

I was here

[Anonymous No.18578392]

>>18578302
Tiger King

[Anonymous No.18578397]

>>18578272
/sp/ here

[Anonymous No.18578398]

>>18576857
fpbp but also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578399]

[Anonymous No.18578402]

cant wait for the bombs to drop

[Anonymous No.18578404]

>buy 1500 barrels
>make $45000
>spend that 45k on transport and storage for the next couple of months
>still not spent any money on oil
>after a couple of months, sell oil again
>???
>make however much you’ll make by selling 1500 barrels

[Anonymous No.18578410]

posting in epic bread

[Anonymous No.18578412]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18578413]

>>18578208
post apocalyptic tomboy GF farm when?

[Anonymous No.18578416]

GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING RIDE
I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.18578417]

Hi /biz/
What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.18578419]

Based mods pinning the thread. Seriously though, why is XOM only -4.5%

[Anonymous No.18578420]

nu/pol/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.18578421]

>>18578272
/bant/s4s/ friendship here
haha oil prices go kaboom :^)

[Anonymous No.18578427]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCMrXC8D05Q
IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.18578428]

>>18578331
Why would Mexico or Cuba be invaded if they dont have shit? Its most likely Iran or Venezuela.

[Anonymous No.18578430]

>>18578331
Good luck trying to invade Cuba, that went sooo well last time.

[Anonymous No.18578435]

>>18578272
/pol/ checking in

[Anonymous No.18578437]

>>18578272
/cvg/ here
Can't leave the ride to hell so may as well stare at it

[Anonymous No.18578439]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1173368574406250496 WE GOT TOO COCKY BOYS

[Anonymous No.18578441]

>>18578404
The cost of storing 1500 barrels of oil is not as cheap as you think

[Anonymous No.18578442]

>>18578304
i'm german

[Anonymous No.18578443]

[Anonymous No.18578444]

>>18578272
/sp/

[Anonymous No.18578446]

/a/ here, how do I make money out of this?

[Anonymous No.18578450]

>>18578376
Based

[Anonymous No.18578456]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578461]

WISH ME LUCK NIGGERS. WE BOUTTA FINNA GET RICH NIGGA!!!

[Anonymous No.18578457]

>>18578272
/bant/ standing by.

[Anonymous No.18578464]

>>18578375
laughs in ontarian, yall r fucked ya hoo

[Anonymous No.18578466]

TAKE THE FUCKING OIL

[Anonymous No.18578469]

brainlet here literall 50iq
explain pls what happened and what happens

[Anonymous No.18578472]

>>18577960
Maybe we'll see Him return to us?

[Anonymous No.18578475]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18578477]

Ok, how do I buy? In plebian terms please.

[Anonymous No.18578478]

>>18578216
>>18578240
if I have understood this right.....

its just traders and buyers getting fucked up the ass that held on too long hoping for a spike before they had to sell

the deadline to sell came up and they all had to panic sell or take delivery of oil they have no room for

should be short lived and mean nothing for normal companies - the oil has essentially already been sold by the oil companies

[Anonymous No.18578483]

>>18578272
/mlp/ here. Happenings abound today it seems.

[Anonymous No.18578491]

>>18578272
/cvg/ & /fit/ here

[Anonymous No.18578496]

Posting in this legendary thread

[Anonymous No.18578499]

Fuck Halliburton

[Anonymous No.18578500]

WINDLETS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

NEW DANISH EMPIRE

[Anonymous No.18578501]

What a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.18578506]

>>18577000
holy shit

[Anonymous No.18578510]

>>18577777
Es zittern die morschen Knochen
Der Welt vor dem groBen Krieg
Wir können uns Schrecken erhoffen
Die Erde wird zum Todessieb

[Anonymous No.18578511]

>>18578272
/pol/ nigga here

[Anonymous No.18578513]

>>18577581
Hmm, how much do i get payed for 1000 barrels of oil vs how much is the fine for dumping 1000 barrels of oil in the ocean?

[Anonymous No.18578517]

>>18578272
/@/, /gfg/ and /wtg/ a reporting in.

[Anonymous No.18578518]

Okay, can we burn 99% of the oil, make an artificial shortage and choke on all the smoke and fumes?
and then let everyone nuke everything

[Anonymous No.18578521]

Put me in the screencap so that le ebic youtube niggers can't post the thread comp

[Anonymous No.18578525]

HOW DOES A LITTLE PERSON PROFIT OFF THIS? I DONT UNDERSTAND BUT EVERYONE IS YELLING AND IM EXCITED

[Anonymous No.18578528]

It's funny today is Hitler's birthday. And the reason he started to lose was stalingrad, which he needed for the oil. Is this hitler trying to end globohomo jews by killing oil?

[Anonymous No.18578530]

>>18578441
Just rent a warehouse retard, it’s not gonna cost more than the money they’re shoving into your hands

[Anonymous No.18578531]

>>18578302
Corona Chan porn

[Anonymous No.18578538]

Holy crap.
Will Shell and Chevron pay me for its gasoline?

[Anonymous No.18578542]

>>18578446
>asking /biz/ for advice

[Anonymous No.18578545]

>>18578223
You mean based year, right?

[Anonymous No.18578548]

CORONA-CHAN IS GOING TO END IT ALL, THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING

[Anonymous No.18578552]

Include me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.18578555]

>>18577960
>tfw you'll be able to tell exaggerated stories to your grandchildren about how bad it was

[Anonymous No.18578557]

>>18578428
our senate is trying its hardest to pass a law offering amnesty to narcos today. maybe the kikes are trying to force a war here followed by venezuela and the rest of the commie shitholes in south america.

[Anonymous No.18578559]

It's fucking over, bros...

[Anonymous No.18578561]

>>18578446
make sure your waifu is oil compatible

[Anonymous No.18578563]

>>18578272
/fit/ here

[Anonymous No.18578566]

/vg/ reporting in
>>18578344
Fucking checked

[Anonymous No.18578569]

>>18578010
We're savages, barely even human

[Anonymous No.18578573]

>>18578446
invent a time machine and invest in oil tanker stocks 3 weeks agi

[Anonymous No.18578575]

>>18576786
Didn't Russia and the saudis make a deal, what happened?

[Anonymous No.18578576]

>>18578272
/n/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.18578577]

>>18578530
>what are epa regulations

[Anonymous No.18578578]

>>18578272
/int/

[Anonymous No.18578581]

>>18578272
/pol/, /v/ here.

[Anonymous No.18578583]

[Anonymous No.18578584]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18578588]

>>18577269
u mad man.

if dubs then put me in screen cap. i was here

[Anonymous No.18578590]

>>18578376
>Getting owned by cheap gasoline
>Should’ve voted for Bernie those oil companies would be real rich
NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18578597]

>>18577000
Nuclear winter is upon us KEK wills it!

[Anonymous No.18578600]

>>18578272
/int/ reportan

[Anonymous No.18578601]

>>18578548
wtf is this real?

[Anonymous No.18578604]

>>18577777
LISTEN HERE NIGGERS ALL THIS ANTI CHINESE SENTIMENT IS GOING TO BE USED TO JUSTIFY THIS WAR IF IT HAPPENS SO IF CHINA DECIDES TO """ATTACK""" US DO NOT FALL FOR IT IT'S JUST AN EXCUSE BECAUSE OF OIL PRICES

[Anonymous No.18578605]

>>18578548
HOLY SHIT IS THIS VIDEO REAL??

[Anonymous No.18578611]

>>18578461
>Buying now of all times
wait until tomorrow at the very least, it'll keep plummeting, retard

[Anonymous No.18578615]

>buy gas
>drive around day
>repeat
This is what jobs are going to look like now. We're going to get paid to get rid of gas.

[Anonymous No.18578616]

So where do we sink the oil tankers?

[Anonymous No.18578619]

Mother fucker that's why I've been sitting here forever...

[Anonymous No.18578618]

FUCK CHINKS

[Anonymous No.18578621]

>>18578437
TF is wrong with her back

[Anonymous No.18578623]

/ck/ REPORT IN

WE NOW HAVE ENOUGH OIL TO FEED JACK SCALFANI

[Anonymous No.18578625]

>>18578272
/tg/ present

[Anonymous No.18578626]

>>18578446
BUY HIGH
SELL LOW

[Anonymous No.18578629]

>>18578272
/g/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.18578633]

HOW DO I PROFIT OFF OF THIS??? I DONATED ALL MY SAVINGS TO BERNIE'S CAMPAIGN AND HE DIDNT WIN I AM ABSOLUTELY FUCKED PLEASD PLEASE HELP ME I WILL LITERALLY WASH YOUR COCK

[Anonymous No.18578634]

>Less than 50 minutes for the closing bell
FASTER
GO
FASTER

[Anonymous No.18578636]

/k/ here.
Ready for war

[Anonymous No.18578638]

stick deez nuts in ur mouth jannie haha

[Anonymous No.18578639]

EVERYTHING BURNS

[Anonymous No.18578640]

>>18578272
/sci/ on duty

[Anonymous No.18578641]

>>18578576
I

[Anonymous No.18578643]

>>18577777
It's been an honor

[Anonymous No.18578642]

>>18578272
/o/, /v/ and /g/ ready to roll out

[Anonymous No.18578646]

>>18578439
Uh retard we do have plenty of oil. Literally too much oil. Serbia wrong

[Anonymous No.18578648]

: )

[Anonymous No.18578649]

>>18576786

How do you take advantage of this? I want to get paid to take oil!

[Anonymous No.18578655]

>>18578130
can a man get a source on the pic w/out the graph

[Anonymous No.18578656]

>>18578578
based

[Anonymous No.18578657]

Does this kill the dollar?

[Anonymous No.18578659]

>>18578272
/g/ reporting

[Anonymous No.18578665]

>>18578633
buy link

[Anonymous No.18578667]

>>18578469
For the first time ever oil prices are now in the negatives. This mean that oil companies will pay you to take their oil.

[Anonymous No.18578669]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18578671]

>>18578272
/m/ here you faggots

[Anonymous No.18578673]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18578676]

This thread will be remembered for the rest of the History.

[Anonymous No.18578683]

>>18578376
based

[Anonymous No.18578685]

it's over

[Anonymous No.18578686]

>>18578272
/snk/ checking in

[Anonymous No.18578693]

Just dropped 50 on HAL for the fun of it, if this shot actually does a 10x in the next few years...

[Anonymous No.18578694]

[Anonymous No.18578696]

is this bullish

[Anonymous No.18578697]

>>18578618
nigger

[Anonymous No.18578699]

>>18578134
saw it.

[Anonymous No.18578703]

>>18578657
no

[Anonymous No.18578704]

>>18578577
>costs more money to store than you thought
>just get the oil barons to pay you the difference by taking a couple more barrels off your hands
Literally foolproof

[Anonymous No.18578705]

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

[Anonymous No.18578708]

>>18576786
what's with the song?

[Anonymous No.18578711]

Any idea on how to just buy a barrel of this stuff?
I think it would be some cool memorabilia

[Anonymous No.18578713]

>>18577000
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578714]

>>18578272
/tv/ here nigggersssss

HOW DO I PROFIT FROM THIS?

[Anonymous No.18578716]

>>18578272
/jp/ here to buy oil so i can sell it later and buy 3x as many anime figs.

[Anonymous No.18578717]

/his/ reporting in for an historic day

[Anonymous No.18578718]

this is the strangest timeline

[Anonymous No.18578720]

>>18578696
YES

[Anonymous No.18578723]

>>18577247
WHICH STOCKS DAD TELL ME

[Anonymous No.18578726]

/gfg/ here, i hope the Saudi Arabia explodes.

[Anonymous No.18578728]

>>18578577
Nigga what regulations. If there were any they're gone now

[Anonymous No.18578730]

>>18578272
/cm/ here/. music is fitting

[Anonymous No.18578731]

First time on /biz/, is here always comfy music like this?

[Anonymous No.18578732]

sticky time

[Anonymous No.18578733]

>>18577209
You can get a bot that gets digits everytime

[Anonymous No.18578736]

USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING

[Anonymous No.18578740]

POGCHAMPION
PUT ME IN THE REDDIT SCREENCAP BROS

[Anonymous No.18578743]

>>18578272
/tg/ checking in
cyperpunk > nuclearpunk

[Anonymous No.18578751]

>>18578272
/g/ here

[Anonymous No.18578752]

>>18578014
it collapse even more

[Anonymous No.18578753]

ICBM time to impact: 30 minutes
I just want to say that it was nice talking to you gentlement

[Anonymous No.18578754]

>>18577000
guys...

[Anonymous No.18578756]

>>18578604
>China invading Honk Konk
>US uses this as an excuse to "Defend democracy"
>all allies and even some others who just hate china join it
>Boxer Rebellion 2

[Anonymous No.18578760]

Realistically this means shit for the average person
Sucks for the people who invest in oil though
and by sucks I mean what the fuck were you doing not selling at this point

[Anonymous No.18578761]

>>18578499
fight me fucker I still work for them

[Anonymous No.18578762]

>>18578573
My father did it, they have a entire fleet of tankers just standing around and store oil for weeks.
he is maybe a boomer without balls but he is genius

[Anonymous No.18578766]

Why isn't anyone buying though? This doesn't make sense...it's not like oil has lost its utility forever. Surely anyone buying now will become rich in the near future.

[Anonymous No.18578768]

>>18578272
/ksg/ here

[Anonymous No.18578770]

>>18578446

[Anonymous No.18578772]

>>18578708
I welcome thee to a /happening/ thread

[Anonymous No.18578773]

>>18578657
No, quite the opposite. No one has any income, therefore the demand for money is high (increasing the value of the current supply).

[Anonymous No.18578775]

>>18578323
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18578777]

>>18578618
don't kill my mom

[Anonymous No.18578778]

fucking jews

[Anonymous No.18578779]

>>18578743
dieselpunk incoming

[Anonymous No.18578780]

reddit thread, reminder that this means literally nothing and every single one of you is either retarded or LARPing because you're bored, back to the dull banality of reality tomorrow :)

[Anonymous No.18578785]

>>18578639
EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.18578786]

i tried to warn you but you didn't listen

[Anonymous No.18578790]

For the screencappers, I am putting everything I got into oil while listening to End of Evangelion. This is it. We are going to become the new Saudi Princes, it was a pleasure shitposting with all of you. It cannot get any lower than negative 37 dollars, the bottom is in.

>>18577777
WAR IT IS, THE QUINTS HAVE ORDAINED IT. INVEST ANY REMAINING FUNDS IN RTX.

[Anonymous No.18578792]

Of all days, this day?
Really?

[Anonymous No.18578795]

>>18578601
>>18578605
no this is the original haha

[Anonymous No.18578796]

>>18578272
/int/cell on standby

[Anonymous No.18578798]

>>18578272

Couldn't help myself to come here from /pol/
I knew I wouldn't regret it
>>18577000
>>18577111
>>18577077
>>18577777

God, I love 2020

[Anonymous No.18578799]

BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

[Anonymous No.18578800]

>>18578260
>Oil goes below -100
>anons start hoarding oil to pay their mortgages

[Anonymous No.18578802]

>>18578731
>this music
>comfy
someone hasn't seen EoE

[Anonymous No.18578805]

WHERE MY EREN CHADS
BOTH HIM AND ECONOMY CRASH CAN'T BE STOPPED ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.18578808]

>>18578714
buy USO

[Anonymous No.18578810]

So how do I buy oil?

[Anonymous No.18578813]

Needless thread

[Anonymous No.18578816]

>>18578766
im bought WTI AND USO

[Anonymous No.18578819]

>>18578766
because they literally do not have the storage capacity to hold it or the money to dump it

[Anonymous No.18578820]

>>18578717
where were you all of February you fucking sperg?
we had multiple -5% days
fucking board tourist

[Anonymous No.18578823]

The spirit of Uncle Adolf is alive. If you post HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE in this thread, low gas prices will come to you.

[Anonymous No.18578826]

>>18578272
/int/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.18578827]

>>18578272
>tourists again

[Anonymous No.18578832]

>>18577111
The final fusion of /biz/ and /pol/

[Anonymous No.18578837]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18578838]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY EMPIRE OF OIL

[Anonymous No.18578839]

HITLER IS ABOUT TO RESURRECT FROM THE DEAD AND LEAD US INTO A NEW ERA OF PROSPERITY

[Anonymous No.18578840]

/trv/ here, we're ready

[Anonymous No.18578843]

can someone make a reverse money printer go brrrr gif with a saudi cranking an oil well and pumping oil back into the ground

[Anonymous No.18578846]

WE'RE ALL FINALLY GOING TO FUCKING DIE
I'M COMING HOME PINKIE PIE

[Anonymous No.18578849]

>>18578272
/a/ut/o/ here

[Anonymous No.18578850]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18578851]

>>18576786
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18578856]

[Anonymous No.18578861]

>>18578466

[Anonymous No.18578863]

Wonder what will happen in May, yellowstone explodes?

[Anonymous No.18578864]

>>18578802
>Eosinophilic esophagitis (EoE) is a chronic, allergic inflammatory disease of the esophagus (the tube connecting the mouth to the stomach). It occurs when a type of white blood cell, the eosinophil, accumulates in the esophagus.

WTF anon???

[Anonymous No.18578865]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18578867]

>>18578272
/asp/
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!

[Anonymous No.18578869]

Can I buy 100 shares of oil if I spend $1?

[Anonymous No.18578874]

>oil goes negative
>buy all the oil available
>become a sheik

[Anonymous No.18578875]

How is money real? Am I real? What IS oil?

[Anonymous No.18578876]

Economy brainlet here. Could someone please explain how is this supposed to go back to a rational value without a war? With military powers like USA and Russia having oil-based economies and previous experience on going to war beacuse of oil, then what are we in for?

[Anonymous No.18578877]

>>18578736
DEFLATION TIME
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[Anonymous No.18578878]

what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.18578879]

>>18578272
/m/ reportin

[Anonymous No.18578880]

>>18578805
Fuck off we're saving it

[Anonymous No.18578882]

>>18578272
/lgbt/ here
HOW TO MAKE TRANNYBUX

[Anonymous No.18578883]

It was good to share these moments with all of you, anons. See you on the other side.

[Anonymous No.18578884]

>you were warned to take your profits bullbros
>SPY looking like a mountaintop today
>the FED already used all its ultimate abilities
>remember when peak oil was a thing lmao
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578885]

>>18578843
>Russian,Saudi,and American oil BRRRing

[Anonymous No.18578889]

>>18578766
Everyone already stocked up on oil, there is literally no more place to store any of it. Storing it at sea on oil tankers is all t hat's left, and it's extremely expensive. You can also only store oil for a limited amount of time.

[Anonymous No.18578891]

Which countries default first brehs?

[Anonymous No.18578893]

>>18578404

[Anonymous No.18578894]

FUCK

[Anonymous No.18578895]

>>18578441
>>18578530
>>18578577
>>18578704

>just dig a hole pump it back to the ground
>just burn in the location, no need to spend on transportation
>just take the money and get out of the country

[Anonymous No.18578896]

>>18578823
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE ADOLF

[Anonymous No.18578897]

rip petro dollar 1974-2020

[Anonymous No.18578899]

>>18578525
STAY INDOORS
YOUR LIFE IS WORTH MORE THAN MONEY
DIG STRAIGHT DOWN
MAKE YOUR HOUSE APPEAR EMPTY

[Anonymous No.18578901]

Paying people to buy oil lmao

[Anonymous No.18578902]

>>18578272
/a/ faggots

[Anonymous No.18578909]

TELL ME, /BIZ/NESSMEN
ARE YOU GRATEFUL YET?

[Anonymous No.18578908]

>>18578272
/ck/ Reporting in

[Anonymous No.18578910]

the stock market was a mistake

[Anonymous No.18578912]

>>18578272
>FREE

/poeg reporting in

[Anonymous No.18578913]

I know, I know I've let you down

[Anonymous No.18578911]

>>18578867
How many dimes would vince draw if he released a video crying about oil prices?

[Anonymous No.18578914]

What the hell is going on

[Anonymous No.18578915]

>>18577000
OH NO, WE MEME MAGIC'D CORONA CHAN TOO HARD!!!!! THIS IS FOR REAL, Y'ALL!

[Anonymous No.18578916]

WHAT DO I BUY
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT DO I BUY

And don't say OilLink.

[Anonymous No.18578919]

>>18578272
/a/ here

[Anonymous No.18578921]

>>18578272
/v/ /o/ /k/ here wtf do i do?

[Anonymous No.18578923]

>>18576863
top kek

[Anonymous No.18578925]

Chainlink will follow

[Anonymous No.18578930]

>>18578531
BASED ANON

[Anonymous No.18578931]

>>18577777
>War
>Quints
Were fucked

[Anonymous No.18578936]

>>18578302
EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.18578933]

>>18578864
End of Evangelion you normie scum

[Anonymous No.18578939]

>>18577000

[Anonymous No.18578941]

>>18578880
>half of Marley already trampled
>but 5 retarded kids are gonna kill an actual god

[Anonymous No.18578942]

When should I buy USO?

[Anonymous No.18578948]

>>18578916
XOM

[Anonymous No.18578949]

>>18576942
Wtf you talking about, gush is done

[Anonymous No.18578950]

>>18578272
/Fit/ here

[Anonymous No.18578953]

>>18578272
/k/, /jp/, /gfg/ reporting. I knew stockpiling brass and steel was better than stocks

[Anonymous No.18578955]

wait bros my oil stock hasn't died what is going on

[Anonymous No.18578960]

>>18577777
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578961]

>>18578823
ALLES GUTE ZUM GEBURTSTAG LIEBER ADI

[Anonymous No.18578962]

>>18578921
unironically inawoods. now

[Anonymous No.18578966]

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.18578967]

I bet the liggers are responsable for this

[Anonymous No.18578968]

>>18577976
Dis

[Anonymous No.18578972]

>>18576786
Short the next oil future contracts.

Buying into oil companies is a fucking trap.

[Anonymous No.18578974]

>>18578901
it all comes tumbling down

[Anonymous No.18578976]

>>18578876
By simply opening up the country and getting people back to work again as Trump has been trying to do. June futures are fine, this is just for May.

[Anonymous No.18578980]

do the barrels come with the oil? i bet oil barrels would be kind of a fashionable living room accessory, you know you could put like a lamp on there or something, or sit them around a bar and use them as stools

[Anonymous No.18578983]

What are you going to do with your excess oil /biz/?
>get the oil and money
>buy large plot of land
>inject the oil back into the ground
>sell the land to oil companies
>they begin extracting
>get that oil and their money again

[Anonymous No.18578981]

>>18578618
NIGGER

[Anonymous No.18578991]

That's it. Wrap it up, lads. Planet's done.

[Anonymous No.18578992]

>>18577600
Auska, then Rei
>>18577666
Based, fuck the rebuilds

[Anonymous No.18578999]

>>18577199
The end is now friends.

[Anonymous No.18579003]

>>18578629

[Anonymous No.18579004]

>>18576786
kek

[Anonymous No.18579006]

>>18578272
/a/, /o/, /k/ and /out/ here

[Anonymous No.18579007]

>>18578272
/b/tard here

[Anonymous No.18579009]

>>18578272
IT /a/LL RETURNS TO NOTHING

[Anonymous No.18579013]

>>18578901
Stop making me hard anon

[Anonymous No.18579015]

>>18578736
WTF LADS?

[Anonymous No.18579017]

>>18576929
COLD FUSION IS HAPPENING WTF?

[Anonymous No.18579018]

>oil

[Anonymous No.18579023]

>>18578893
It should be
>we’ll pay you to take our gas

[Anonymous No.18579024]

>>18576786
3000 LITER TANK CAN BE BOUGHT FOR 300 EUROS

BUY SOME DUMP THE REST INTO OIL, USE THE MONEY THEY LITERALLY GIVE YOU TO BUY TANKS AS NEEDED

[Anonymous No.18579026]

Arise /po/

[Anonymous No.18579032]

>>18577988
People gotta feel smart somewhere bro

[Anonymous No.18579037]

>>18578790
Give me a couple pennies when you hit the big tiems anon

[Anonymous No.18579038]

If the crude contracts actually go negative, will I just automatically be given free money or will I have to pay money if it goes down even further negative? Also, when I chose to buy it and it says "stock", does that mean I can sell it whenever I want or does it automatically get sold at the end of May or June or whenever?

[Anonymous No.18579041]

>>18577000
I am ready. May corona give this world the cleansing it so chooses.

[Anonymous No.18579045]

ON HITLERS FUCKING BIRTHDAY, TOO
IT'S A MIRACLE

[Anonymous No.18579046]

If digits then end times confirmed

[Anonymous No.18579048]

NOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE US CENTURY

[Anonymous No.18579052]

Where can I dump oil discreetly?

[Anonymous No.18579054]

>>18576786
Jesus you retards it’s just May contracts, the price of oil is going back to 20 when June contracts kick in

[Anonymous No.18579051]

>>18577777
YES YES

[Anonymous No.18579055]

Guys I work on an oil tanker and our captain is ordering us to dump our payload in the middle of the ocean

[Anonymous No.18579056]

Was a fun ride ya'll. But all good things come to an end eventually. The collapse of society is now. Was nice knowing you planet Earth.

[Anonymous No.18579066]

>>18577600
25 fucking years, and you weeaboo fucks still haven't learned

FUCKIN MISATO GODDAMIT TRUMP WHY

[Anonymous No.18579067]

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18579070]

>>18578566
fucking checked

[Anonymous No.18579072]

How long until the first oil tanker explodes and sinks?

[Anonymous No.18579076]

>>18579026
/po/ master race reporting in

[Anonymous No.18579079]

>>18578272
/h/ coming strong!

[Anonymous No.18579082]

>>18578272
/pol/cvg reporting

[Anonymous No.18579085]

>>18578823
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Onkel Adi.

[Anonymous No.18579089]

>>18578272
/vp/ on standby.

[Anonymous No.18579095]

>>18578942
Never.

>>18578953
>not doing both
>not owning physical gold and silver
ngmi /k/omrade

[Anonymous No.18579100]

>>18576897
Fugg all y'all niqqas in the screen cap.

[Anonymous No.18579105]

How many countries do we have to bomb to fix this?

[Anonymous No.18579106]

>>18576897
Same desu

[Anonymous No.18579107]

How to profit of this?

[Anonymous No.18579108]

>>18579055
need proof nigger

[Anonymous No.18579110]

>>18578983
>get oil and the money that comes with it
>use money to build a big concrete pit that’ll barely be up to regulation but still pass
>dump oil in there
>wait
>sell oil once price rises

[Anonymous No.18579111]

>>18579054
$20 is still too low to support most producers
right now it's a big game of chicken

[Anonymous No.18579117]

So what are the consequences of all this

[Anonymous No.18579118]

>>18579056
>NOOOO MY DINO JUICE IS WORTHLESS NOW ALL OF HUMANITY IS DOOMED AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
should've been a tech chad like me, faggot.

[Anonymous No.18579123]

>>18579055
I get the joke but surely no actual tanker worker would waste their limited internet access shitposting on 4chan

[Anonymous No.18579125]

>>18578823
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE

[Anonymous No.18579126]

>>18579054
not if we meme it into an economic collapse

[Anonymous No.18579127]

>>18579054
>IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE NEGATIVE BRO IT'LL GO UP JUST GIVE IT A FEW MONTHS

[Anonymous No.18579130]

/cgl/ reporting bros how will i buy brando now???

[Anonymous No.18579136]

>>18578912
Dumb freeposter

[Anonymous No.18579137]

[Anonymous No.18579138]

WHERE THE FUCK DO I BUY
TELL ME U FUCKING FAGS

[Anonymous No.18579140]

>>18576863
>>18576897
/Biz/ seems to be really joining the A-Team for memes.

[Anonymous No.18579141]

how absolutely fucked is venezuela right now?

[Anonymous No.18579144]

>>18576786
A C C E L E R A T E

[Anonymous No.18579148]

>>18576786
Buy Euronav.
Buy Royal Dutch Shell futures.
Short the USD.
It is actually really fucking happening.
The USA is virtually bankrupt at this point.

[Anonymous No.18579150]

Buy RTX
>bet on war

[Anonymous No.18579157]

>>18579054
It will go negative again in 1 month

[Anonymous No.18579158]

>>18577600
>>18579066
For me it's maya

[Anonymous No.18579161]

>>18579054
>thinking prices won't keep tumbling down
Keep living in your dream world, retard

[Anonymous No.18579165]

>>18579107
SCO and USO at the same time

[Anonymous No.18579167]

Are we gonna use train more?

[Anonymous No.18579168]

>>18578272
/vg/

[Anonymous No.18579171]

I WISH

[Anonymous No.18579170]

[Anonymous No.18579173]

Is my browser broken or did the music stop?

[Anonymous No.18579175]

>>18577600
>which worst girl

[Anonymous No.18579178]

>>18579038
You have to pay money. Drop it now.

[Anonymous No.18579184]

>>18578891
I'm afraid for Russia.
USD/RUB was always about oil price, and when this will happen(like, in a month or two in EU/China) we are fucked.

[Anonymous No.18579186]

>>18578779
Truly the best timeline is before us.

[Anonymous No.18579188]

QUICK /biz/, how many stockmen will be flying this week?

[Anonymous No.18579189]

Seems like you guys in America are totally fucked now, thank god everything is going just as planned in Russia, thank you, Vladimir Vladimirovich!

[Anonymous No.18579191]

>>18579130
post coords

[Anonymous No.18579195]

ITS ALL OVER
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD
NUCLEAR WAR IS COMING
GOODBYE FRENS
ITS BEEN FUN

[Anonymous No.18579193]

>>18577600
the canon one, kaworu

[Anonymous No.18579196]

Posted in ebin bread

[Anonymous No.18579201]

so prices you see in future markets are the price of that particular asset and a date is later determined?

[Anonymous No.18579206]

>>18577777
yes

[Anonymous No.18579207]

>>18579141
the US military industrial complex is very hungry

[Anonymous No.18579208]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLAf56URW7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLAf56URW7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLAf56URW7Y
BUY ALL THE FUCKING OIL

[Anonymous No.18579209]

>>18578272
/sci/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.18579210]

>>18578272
/tv/ here

[Anonymous No.18579212]

/biz/ should join forces and buy all the oil they can afford

[Anonymous No.18579216]

>>18579105
start with yourselves, faggot

[Anonymous No.18579221]

>>18578272
/k/ here, todaaaaaaay is the daaaaaay

[Anonymous No.18579222]

Hey what's happening in this board?

[Anonymous No.18579224]

>>18578901
that foot looks deformed

[Anonymous No.18579228]

>>18579175
>>18579066
Misato is shit

[Anonymous No.18579229]

>>18578272
/lit/ in here

[Anonymous No.18579230]

anyone made an appropriate ricardo milos meme yet?

would love to see him slapping some oil barrels.

[Anonymous No.18579231]

>>18579107
>Buy oil
>Get paid
>Dump it somewhere in the middle of the ocean
>Repeat

[Anonymous No.18579240]

>>18576786
Buy lots of K-Y Jelly.

[Anonymous No.18579239]

>>18579175
BASED

[Anonymous No.18579241]

>>18579054
it already kicked in and it's not doing well. almost 20$

[Anonymous No.18579242]

posting nepeta to commemorate this legendary moment.

[Anonymous No.18579243]

>>18577373
-401k

[Anonymous No.18579247]

>>18579117
Death

[Anonymous No.18579249]

>>18577134
>buying crude oil
>taking delivery
>anon stores it in his shitty tiny 1 bed room apartment
>dies of hydrogen sulfide
if this isn't the most /biz/ way to fucking die then i don't know what is

[Anonymous No.18579250]

>>18577000
haha world go kaboom

[Anonymous No.18579252]

What the fuck is 2020.
>somebody coughed in china, shut down the entire economy
>oh no the stock market is crashing
>LITERALLY TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS CONJURED FROM THIN AIR
>3 million unemployed people in one week
>everybody gets $1200 from the government!
>NEGATIVE OIL
And it's only April! It's fucking APRIL. We're still on the first half of this bitch. What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.18579253]

Pour the oil in your neighborhoods parking lots

[Anonymous No.18579255]

>>18579141
What happens to Russia, Iran, and Venezuela (and Saudi Arabia)

[Anonymous No.18579256]

>>18579222
balance

[Anonymous No.18579258]

C O M E T H

[Anonymous No.18579264]

[Anonymous No.18579265]

>>18579242
BASED

[Anonymous No.18579266]

RIP Petrodollar.

[Anonymous No.18579267]

wait so should I be investing now? will the stocks go up?

[Anonymous No.18579268]

>>18579243
fugg :D

[Anonymous No.18579271]

>>18579195
Why nuclear weapons when flamethrowers are at an all time low price

[Anonymous No.18579272]

>>18579221
no, February was worse
fucking board tourist, please lurk more

[Anonymous No.18579273]

Thread is moving so fast no one will notice I started HRT this week :3

[Anonymous No.18579277]

>>18579148
but arent oil prices down for the whole world?
>Buy Royal Dutch Shell
So I expect Shell stock to plummet come tomorrow. So I think youre retarded, essentialy

[Anonymous No.18579280]

>>18579228
who put those cancer sacks on rei

[Anonymous No.18579281]

>>18578008
Underrated boob get

[Anonymous No.18579285]

>>18579054
Yeah but the May contracts are all gonna still be sitting around
Then all the June contracts will etc etc. until supply decreases or demand skyrockets

[Anonymous No.18579288]

>yfw soldiers have died for negative value
LITERALLY DOING IT FOR FREE WOULD BE WORTH MORE

[Anonymous No.18579289]

Does anyone for one second believe that everyone who held may WTI contracts was fully hedged against a 300% move, will not blow up, and that the financial system will be okey-dokey from this?

[Anonymous No.18579287]

>>18579130
>/cgl/
>bros
huh?

[Anonymous No.18579290]

>>18579273
Congrats anon

[Anonymous No.18579292]

>>18577777
based

[Anonymous No.18579302]

>>18579273
you'll never be female

[Anonymous No.18579306]

>>18579195
My only regret is Horikoshi not finishing BnHA

[Anonymous No.18579308]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18579310]

>>18579273
fag

[Anonymous No.18579315]

>>18579252
Clown world mate, enjoy the ride.

[Anonymous No.18579317]

>GO TO THE GAS STATION
>START DUMPING GAS ON THE GROUND
WE'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN FIX THIS

[Anonymous No.18579319]

>>18579252
Don't forget Australia catching fire

[Anonymous No.18579324]

I will use this moment in time to declare my undying and eternal love to my wives Udongein, Heca and Junko.

[Anonymous No.18579328]

>>18578272
/pol/ here

[Anonymous No.18579331]

>>18577000
>39 min ago

[Anonymous No.18579333]

>tfw Trump has Teslas blueprints for free unlimited energy
>tfw he needs to break the petrol dollar reliance to make it happen and not tank economy
>tfw Trump moves to gold backed currency and releases the blueprints

Trust the plan bros.

[Anonymous No.18579334]

>>18578221
this is the reason war will happen, to hike up oil prices.

[Anonymous No.18579336]

>>18579273
uwu

[Anonymous No.18579339]

confess your sin before it is all over anon

[Anonymous No.18579341]

>>18576786
Buy Fantom ftm

[Anonymous No.18579342]

I, for one, absolutely love this current timeline.

[Anonymous No.18579343]

>>18579288
>soldiers literally worth less than Jannies
FUCKEN BASED LADSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.18579347]

What if we nationalized it. Haha that would be funny.

[Anonymous No.18579348]

/trash/ denizen here

this is hilarious

[Anonymous No.18579351]

DO I BUT CRUDE OIL? CAN I EVEN BUY FUTURES? WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANT TO BE POOR ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.18579355]

>>18576786
Looks like Hitler got his birthday wish KEK!

[Anonymous No.18579357]

>>18578548
How he do that

[Anonymous No.18579358]

bros, if oil prices are negative, does that mean that if i call my broker right now theyll pay ME money to buy in?

[Anonymous No.18579359]

I have my dick out and I am literally masturbating myself to this.
Its the end of the world as we know it, and I’m gonna CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

[Anonymous No.18579361]

>>18579333
TRIPS OF TRUTH

[Anonymous No.18579363]

woke up early with uneasy feeling just an hour ago to see all this. just invested most of my savings in USO /biz/ we will see how this goes.

[Anonymous No.18579364]

>>18579272
Neck yourself nigger

[Anonymous No.18579368]

CUT THE FUCKING SUPPLY BURN IT ALLLL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18579373]

>>18577000

>77
>000

[Anonymous No.18579375]

>>18579201
Future is a contract that you pay to get an asset at the expiration date. No one wants to hold oil in may, may contract price go down

[Anonymous No.18579376]

>>18578272
/his/ witnessing some history

[Anonymous No.18579377]

>>18579117
Mass war

[Anonymous No.18579379]

>>18579117
>Oil producers welch on their contracts and dump their oil in rivers and oceans
>US oil companies go under from low prices + lawsuits from futures holders and EPA fines

That is unless the government does something like setting a price floor or tariffs

[Anonymous No.18579380]

/his/ reporting in to tell you we have entered the second great depression and the dawn of a multipolar system. Welcome to the new era.

[Anonymous No.18579383]

>>18579273
Kys tranny

[Anonymous No.18579386]

>>18579333
I hope you're an ironic Qoomer, anon
only retards and inbreds believe that

[Anonymous No.18579387]

>>18579317
LET THE TUPPERWARE FLOW THROUGH THE STREETS

[Anonymous No.18579398]

>>18579273
not a chaser; join the boymoder d/c for big ups

[Anonymous No.18579399]

>>18579256
I want to cum in zooey

[Anonymous No.18579404]

>>18578901
I am already erect from this crash, don't make me coom now.

>>18578272
/a/, /jp/, /pol/, /trash/ here. Ready to make it.

>>18579037
Sure. Maybe you can get a couple of thousand barrels of oil someday with them again.

>>18579212
I am pretty sure 80% or more of us is doing that in stocks right now.

[Anonymous No.18579406]

>>18578953
GOD DAMMIT STAR

[Anonymous No.18579408]

>>18579242
B A S E D

[Anonymous No.18579410]

>yfw jannies are worth more than oil

[Anonymous No.18579413]

can someone explain what will be the actual repercussions of this?

[Anonymous No.18579415]

>>18579165
I live in the balkans, robin hood doesn't work for me, how do I into this as a non american?

[Anonymous No.18579416]

WHATS DONE IS DONE IT FEELS SO BAD

[Anonymous No.18579417]

WHAT DO I BUY YOU NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.18579421]

>>18576786

[Anonymous No.18579423]

>>18577099
Oil will go back up to about $20 on tuesday.

[Anonymous No.18579424]

>>18579242
John Egbert is here to clear the oil

[Anonymous No.18579428]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18579431]

>>18579252
We're entering into the age of Aquarius. We /kaliyuga/ now.

[Anonymous No.18579432]

>>18579339
i like feet

[Anonymous No.18579439]

>>18579255
Russia is used to being collapsed, so not much. gopniks will switch to samagon from vodka
Iran is permafucked by corona anyway
Venezuela is permafucked by communism anyway
House of Saud is over

[Anonymous No.18579443]

>>18579339
I jerked off to a loli doujin

[Anonymous No.18579446]

FREE MONEY FOR EVERYONE

[Anonymous No.18579448]

>>18579358
youll have to absorb shipping and warehouse costs unless you hope for a rebound and end up selling it for a positive value or paying less in negative interest to the buyer

[Anonymous No.18579454]

>>18576786
OH MY FUCKING GOD

[Anonymous No.18579455]

>>18578272
hehehe, it's funny because a few months from now, we will all be shooting each other in the warzone. hehe

[Anonymous No.18579457]

>>18579242
>>18579408
homestuck has been beyond hope for 5 years and shit for like 8

[Anonymous No.18579460]

>>18579317
THIS
A REAL PATRIOTIC AMERICAN SHOULD BE DRIVING FUEL GUZZLING TRUCKS AND SUVS RIGHT NOW

>>18579364
cry about it noguns, nostocks and nopreciousmetals board tourist
I bet you don't even own 10k rounds of ammo

[Anonymous No.18579461]

>>18576786
PUT ME IN THE CAPTION. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18579463]

>lost 20k in GUSH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18579468]

>>18578272
/o/ reporting in
Finally getting paid to drive

[Anonymous No.18579473]

>>18578999
kek

[Anonymous No.18579481]

NUKE IT ALL
>>18578823
Happy birthday uncle

[Anonymous No.18579484]

>>18579413
It will become amazing to drive a car, but the economy might explode

[Anonymous No.18579486]

>>18577131
mass delusion

[Anonymous No.18579487]

>>18579404
Shut your mouth anon, you are not to coom.

[Anonymous No.18579488]

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED WORLD WARS EVERY COUPLE DECADES

CAN'T HAVE FULL OIL STORAGE IF YOU'RE USING IT TO FUEL WAR ON A GLOBAL SCALE

[Anonymous No.18579491]

>>18579287
gonna look cute for the apocalypse bro

[Anonymous No.18579493]

>>18579339
I sucked my friends dick in high school

[HEAR ME OUT No.18579494]

HEAR A NIGGA OUT

IT LITERALLY TAKES MINUTES TO START TRADING


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>dump your money into it
>go to search
>search OIL
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>sell the shares once we’re back to normal

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[Anonymous No.18579497]

So, when does the war happen again?

[Anonymous No.18579498]

>>18578272
/c/ and /cm/ here

[Anonymous No.18579500]

what did you want oil? just walk

[Anonymous No.18579501]

>>18579339
I leeched last GW in granblue fantasy

[Anonymous No.18579502]

>too stupid to learn how to invest quickly enough before it goes back up

[Anonymous No.18579504]

>>18578823
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE

[Anonymous No.18579506]

>>18579252
>>3 million unemployed people in one week
isn't it like 20 million now

[Anonymous No.18579515]

I wonder if this will finally break Deustche Bank.

[Anonymous No.18579514]

>>18578272
/vg/

[Anonymous No.18579516]

>LITERALLY FUCKING NEGATIVE

NEW MEME NEW MEME YOU WITNESSED A NEW BIZ MEME

[Anonymous No.18579519]

>>18577131
Our high trust society

[Anonymous No.18579522]

An oil barrel just flew over my house

[Anonymous No.18579523]

>>18577057
based mods fucking delivered

[Anonymous No.18579524]

>>18577050
comfy

[Anonymous No.18579528]

>>18579463
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EVERYONE TOLD YOU THAT ETF WAS GARBAGE

[Anonymous No.18579530]

>>18579498
>/cm/
ah, my first board

[Anonymous No.18579532]

>>18579423
Will it last though? Sure there will be a reopening of the economy but if a second wave of coronachan strikes and we go back to square one , it will become practically inevitable that we run out space for any oil at all.

[Anonymous No.18579533]

I witnessed the beginning of World War III and I feel fine

[Anonymous No.18579540]

>>18579413
People will be making the exact same corny jokes whenever they pay for gas at the gas station, resulting in 400% increase in gas station worker suicides and mass shootings.

[Anonymous No.18579543]

>>18579376
that pic is /fa/ as fcuk tho

[Anonymous No.18579547]

>>18579228
Fuck off nigger

[Anonymous No.18579552]

>>18578272
/fgoalter/ HERE

[Anonymous No.18579550]

>>18577777
WAR CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.18579551]

>>18579380
Fuck off retard humanities major

[Anonymous No.18579553]

>>18577131
central banks not dumping their single most important reserve currency

[Anonymous No.18579556]

FOREX SITE ISNT WORKING I CANT GET LEFT OUT OF THIS NOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18579555]

/a/ here, you guys are fucking dumbassea lmfaooooo

[Anonymous No.18579557]

>>18579494
Hows Occidental Petroleum? They're huge, but apparently they made some super fucky investments, could they go under??

[Anonymous No.18579558]

USOILCONNEEECT

[Anonymous No.18579559]

*kisses all of the oil /biz/ sticky* :3c
>MWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAHHH~ >///<
>i-i wuv you /biz/!!! i hope you make it!!!! >o<

[Anonymous No.18579561]

>>18579493
w-why
why only one time

[Anonymous No.18579562]

>>18579333
how have trumptards deluded themselves into believing everything bad is part of trumps plan?

I seriously dont understand how the guy who bankrupt 10s of companies, lies and contradicts himself within the same sentence managed to get people to believe him

[Anonymous No.18579563]

>>18579277
Do I need to explain the difference between WTI and Brent to you?

[Anonymous No.18579564]

NANDA KORE WA

xth for Tear Ring Saga.

[Anonymous No.18579566]

Who wants to open a oil storage facility with me?

[Anonymous No.18579569]

>>18579410
INVEST IN HOT POCKETS
GO GO GO GO

[Anonymous No.18579572]

[Anonymous No.18579571]

>>18579494
am i being scammed here?

I dont understand how you can buy a negative stock, who gets the money?

[Anonymous No.18579573]

>Russia
>Saudi Arabia
>Iran
>Nigeria
>Venezuela
These nations will not exist in the next decade.

[Anonymous No.18579575]

>>18579494
MODS MODS MODS
ban this faggot spic for begging

[Anonymous No.18579581]

Dow is fine. Tell me why i shouldnt buy stocks

[Anonymous No.18579584]

>>18579273
Keep buying those hormones, hon. I'm making big on the medical sector.

[Anonymous No.18579589]

>>18579319
again so soon?

[Anonymous No.18579592]

>>18577777
DID SOMEBODY SAY "WAR"?

[Anonymous No.18579594]

>>18576786
>Energy going negative usd.
Could it be...

[Anonymous No.18579598]

>Tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18579600]

>>18576786
HOW DO I TRADE FUTURES WITH SCHWAB?

[Anonymous No.18579601]

HOY HOY HOY, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.18579604]

>>18579273
cute!

[Anonymous No.18579602]

>>18579552
kys lizfag

[Anonymous No.18579605]

>>18579339
I jerked off to a vtuber loli
>>18579404
specifically this after anon posted it

[Anonymous No.18579606]

>>18578272
/fit/ and /mlp/ reporting in
I'm coming home Pinkie Pie

[Anonymous No.18579608]

>>18576786
>>18576786
Coronavirus, Microsoft, Apple, Google, Bill Gates & Big Tech's 666 Mark of the Beast Agenda
https://youtu.be/T5aszMmGneQ

[Anonymous No.18579610]

>>Bought UCO calls
>>Just doesnt stop riseing.

Im going buy face paint and a wig.
Some floppy shoes..............this is bizarro land

[Anonymous No.18579612]

What an amazing thread

[Anonymous No.18579611]

HOW DO I BUYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18579614]

>>18579561
did I say one time?

[Anonymous No.18579615]

>>18579273
Congratulations, kys

[Anonymous No.18579617]

It's all over

[Anonymous No.18579621]

>>18579494
fuck off

[Anonymous No.18579620]

>>18579605
incredily patrician
good vtuber and good feet

[Anonymous No.18579623]

Fucking clown market

[Anonymous No.18579627]

WITNESSED THIS SHIT NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18579630]

>>18579571
anon...

[Anonymous No.18579633]

>>18577777
THE DIGITS WHAT DO THEY MEAN

[Anonymous No.18579637]

OKEY BROS WHO'S BUYING)))))))))))

[Anonymous No.18579639]

Why is it crashing now? Didn't the Saudis agree to limit production?

[Anonymous No.18579642]

It all returns to nothing....

[Anonymous No.18579645]

>>18578272
/his/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.18579649]

>>18579339
I lie to everybody at the company about how much time my job takes to do.

[Anonymous No.18579651]

AAAAA

[Anonymous No.18579654]

>>18576786
I don't even know shit about /biz/ I'm just here to laugh at burgers

[Anonymous No.18579660]

Get in on this people. Start buying stock for free RIGHT NOW

You now have a claim to a stock like Apple, Ford, or Facebook. In order to keep this claim to your stock, sign up and join Robinhood using my link. https://join.robinhood.com/andrewh9131

[Anonymous No.18579664]

>Bought at 0.1$ on the barrel
>Now owe 34$ per barrel

[Anonymous No.18579667]

>>18579339
The coom has ovetaken me. I want to be virtuous, but I love jerkin my gerkin more than anything. Is it a blessing or is it a curse?

[Anonymous No.18579671]

>>18576786
should I...

Should I buy?

[Anonymous No.18579670]

>>18579461
>PUT ME IN THE CAPTION
I MEANT THE SCREEN CAPTURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18579674]

>>18579575
>NOOOOO YOU CANT POST REFERRALL CODES YOU FRIGGIN SPICERINO! YOU CANT HAVE A BETTER IDEA THAN ME! NOOOOOOOOO! MY PROFITERINOSS!!!! THE HECKING CRACKING JANNIERENINOS! BAN THIS GUY! HE IS LITERALLY RAPING ME! LITERALLY RAPING ME!

[Anonymous No.18579676]

>>18578272
/ic/ reporting in and taking requests

[Anonymous No.18579678]

>>18576786
>>18576786
>>18576786
>>18576786
>>18576786

[Anonymous No.18579681]

This is the end, my only friend, the end..

[Anonymous No.18579682]

>>18577958
If you don't fight and your white, you will be welcomed into the American Empire with open arms. Fight and you'll be enslaved if you survive.

[Anonymous No.18579683]

Happy 4/20 folks.

Lets get rich

[Anonymous No.18579684]

>>18579573
People have been saying that about Russia since the 1600s. They're the super saiyan of nations - they will only come out of this stronger.

[Anonymous No.18579686]

>>18579571
Stocks aren't negative futures are. Don't buy futures

[Anonymous No.18579687]

ummm...

[Anonymous No.18579690]

ON HIS BIRTHDAY, HOW DID HE DO IT?

[Anonymous No.18579691]

>>18579614
ooo then why did you stop

[Anonymous No.18579692]

>>18579333
Checked but hey I doubt it

[Anonymous No.18579693]

bump to be part of longest biz thread in history

[Anonymous No.18579695]

>>18579339
I used to be addicted to... really bad... porn in the nineties.

[Anonymous No.18579699]

>>18579639
It's just May contracts that are expiring tomorrow.
June contracts are still at 22$/barrel, July contracts at 27$/barrel etc

[Anonymous No.18579700]

>>18578248
Right here with my fellow fags

[Anonymous No.18579702]

WTI COMFY POSTING

[Anonymous No.18579704]

happy to be in this thread

[Anonymous No.18579707]

Why is it happening though?

[Anonymous No.18579710]

>>18579639
>trusting the saudis

[Anonymous No.18579716]

>>18579612
fuck off boss

[Anonymous No.18579718]

how do I get money from this guys

[Anonymous No.18579722]

BY THE WILL OF GOD THE PURGE IS IMMINENT!
AVE MARIA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs

[Anonymous No.18579727]

>>18578272
/an/ here

[Anonymous No.18579729]

>>18579487
God yes that image, I will just edge until market close then and coom for my gains, is that alright? Even my worthless coom has to be worth more than oil.

[Anonymous No.18579732]

HOW COME DOW JONES ISN'T UNDER 15K YET?

[Anonymous No.18579731]

>>18579664
Don't worry bro, you can pay me to take that oil off your hands.

[Anonymous No.18579733]

>>18579339
i was a practicing fag father

[Anonymous No.18579738]

>>18579563
Yes you do.
For start - who is Brent?

[Anonymous No.18579739]

Guys I'm not having fun.... I don't like happenings anymore...

[Anonymous No.18579744]

World War III, czech em

[Anonymous No.18579747]

>>18579339
I'm in love with my cousin, but she'll never love me back, so I just waifu Momo Yaoyorozu from My Hero Academia

[Anonymous No.18579748]

>>18579331
https://space.stackexchange.com/questions/12028/is-it-correct-that-it-takes-approx-30-minutes-for-an-icbm-to-reach-russia
There's still time to duck and cover.

[Anonymous No.18579750]

>>18579727
Coronavirus, Microsoft, Apple, Google, Bill Gates & Big Tech's 666 Mark of the Beast Agenda
https://youtu.be/T5aszMmGneQ

[Anonymous No.18579751]

>>18579707
Saudi-Russian price war + coronavirus

[Anonymous No.18579752]

>>18578272
/int/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.18579754]

WTF CUNT

[Anonymous No.18579759]

>>18579684
t delusional russian

[Anonymous No.18579760]

>>18578272
This is absolutely unprecedented.
8/v/ reporting in.

[Anonymous No.18579762]

DO WE INVEST IN SOMETHING NOW OR WHAT

I'm such an idiot, I need help understanding

[Anonymous No.18579770]

what is his plan?

[Anonymous No.18579771]

>>18579273
Fucking kill yourself you'll never be a real woman you're gonna be depressed the rest of your life and everyone hates you fuck you

[Anonymous No.18579774]

Really makes you think huh?

[Anonymous No.18579775]

>>18579690

Occult Vril magic. Vae victis!

[Anonymous No.18579777]

So what exactly are we accomplishing in this thread?

[Anonymous No.18579782]

>>18579732
because china is buying up all the stocks and stabilizing the market

[Anonymous No.18579784]

>>18577777
Fucking LEL, there's no way this is not scripted.

[Anonymous No.18579785]

>>18579732
cheap oil is hypothetically good for the US economy but in practice the producers getting wiped is bad so the index isn't moving much

[Anonymous No.18579790]

Here for the sticky baby

[Anonymous No.18579791]

>>18579762
i just bought puts on ndaq, i'm ready to get fucked when everything recovers tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18579792]

>>18579747
Just talk to her anon

[Anonymous No.18579795]

Post the Saudi royal family's face right now

[Anonymous No.18579798]

BUY GOLD BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.18579800]

>>18579339
I want to colonize a big booty nigress

[Anonymous No.18579802]

SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOTS

[Anonymous No.18579805]

DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL

[Anonymous No.18579804]

was corona just an oil play for geo political power transfer? whos wining this one?

[Anonymous No.18579810]

>>18579687
no free money for you anon

[Anonymous No.18579812]

>>18579463
you had your chance...

[Anonymous No.18579814]

>>18579729
God bless.

[Anonymous No.18579816]

>>18579744
ruh roh

[Anonymous No.18579818]

tfw future oil wars are fought where the winner forces the loser to accept their oil.

[Anonymous No.18579820]

2020 is one hell of a year.

[Anonymous No.18579821]

>>18579744
uh oh...

[Anonymous No.18579824]

>>18579639
It doesn't matter, if there's no demand you'll still have super contango.

[Anonymous No.18579826]

>>18579762
BUY WTI BUY WTI BUY WTI

[Anonymous No.18579827]

>>18579759
>t.butthurt ukrainian

[Anonymous No.18579834]

>>18579777
were here just to watch the world burn, and now that we have plenty of cheap fuel we can really get a good fire going.

[Anonymous No.18579836]

>>18579777
Ascension

[Anonymous No.18579837]

>>18579573
saudi still has uranium and gold, venezuela is fucked thought

[Anonymous No.18579839]

>>18579681
of our elaborate plans, the end
of everything that stands, the end

[Anonymous No.18579838]

>>18579798
lmao Schiff probably got wiped out on oil

[Anonymous No.18579841]

>>18579676
Draw Holmes for Tearring Saga.

[Anonymous No.18579843]

>>18579795

[Anonymous No.18579846]

>>18579777
Summoning the end

[Anonymous No.18579852]

>>18579770
>he bought?
>dump it
>*its near 0 sir...*
>DUMP IT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18579858]

>>18577621
you'll lose product to the water table if you don't create a basin depot out of bentonite clay

[Anonymous No.18579861]

>>18579777
Digits

[Anonymous No.18579864]

Wuhan Institute of Virology emails and passwords

[Anonymous No.18579865]

>>18579837
>as if they weren't already fucked with their worthless currency

[Anonymous No.18579867]

>>18577777
Witnessed

[Anonymous No.18579868]

>>18579800
hello /int/

[Anonymous No.18579876]

>>18579744
Czech'd. I'm so ready anon

[Anonymous No.18579879]

>>18578446
TIME TO GO FISHING ANON

[Anonymous No.18579883]

>>18578588
Fugggg

[Anonymous No.18579884]

>Universe manages to sneak a happening before the month ends
based, can't wait for May's event.

[Anonymous No.18579890]

[Anonymous No.18579891]

>>18579729
that's hot

[Anonymous No.18579897]

>>18579792
already did, she rejected me gently

[Anonymous No.18579898]

>>18576786
This thread is going so fast no one will realize
IM JUST A BOOKER T
BOOKER T

[Anonymous No.18579904]

>>18578272
/k here, Just got back from indawoods should I turn around and go back?

[Anonymous No.18579906]

>>18577283
Pacific/Chink theatre so I can run game on cute asian girls as we roll through towns

[Anonymous No.18579907]

>>18579795
>>18579843
It's US oil getting fucked right now, not Saudi or Russian

[Anonymous No.18579908]

>>18579623
how? this is predictable, and overdue.

[Anonymous No.18579909]

>>18579777
WINRAR

[Anonymous No.18579910]

Rolling for nuclear war in the following months.

[Anonymous No.18579911]

>>18579707
Over supply and run out of storage of oil.

[Anonymous No.18579913]

>>18579339
>>18579800
My roommate is one and a month into quarantine and she's starting to look pretty good.

[Anonymous No.18579918]

>>18579867
>>18579876

Kek!! Valhalla awaits! :D

[Anonymous No.18579922]

I thought only euro interest rates could be negative.... but fucking oil? Clown market, clown World, lads.

[Anonymous No.18579921]

>>18579519
>Wait a minute, so what's propping up the $ now that oil is worthless?
20% of $ volume is backed by Chinese reserves. I hope you guys have been nice to Chinese recently.

[Anonymous No.18579925]

>>18579676
draw keksandra buying oil for [s4s] :^)

[Anonymous No.18579924]

>>18579810
not mine haha

[Anonymous No.18579926]

>>18579864
>123456

[Anonymous No.18579927]

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLG1ys2CGcI

[Anonymous No.18579929]

>>18579744
NANI

[Anonymous No.18579930]

>tfw we destroyed the whole world's economy just to save a couple of boomers

[Anonymous No.18579932]

For non retards in the thread: short or long june contracts?

[Anonymous No.18579934]

>>18579676
Zach de la Rocha fucking a muscle car in the tail pipe whilst staring longingly at a poster of a car assembly line.

[Anonymous No.18579941]

>>18579339
I have a porn addiction

[Anonymous No.18579943]

>>18578272
/hm/ reporting

[Anonymous No.18579944]

WHAT DO I BUY
>WHAT DO I BUY
WHAT DO I BUY
>WHAT DO I BUY
WHAT DO I BUY
>WHAT DO I BUY
WHAT DO I BUY
>WHAT DO I BUY
WHAT DO I BUY
>WHAT DO I BUY
PLEASE SENPAI I DON'T WANNA DIE POOR AND STARVING IN THIS NEW WORLD

[Anonymous No.18579946]

Oil just got BOGGED so hard that hodlers now have to pay to sell it!

[Anonymous No.18579948]

>>18578823
Happy birthday uncle

[Anonymous No.18579949]

>>18576786
How do I short abos?

[Anonymous No.18579950]

>>18579864
Wait, did they really leak?

[Anonymous No.18579951]

>>18579699
so this is a nothingburger?

[Anonymous No.18579955]

can't believe anon was right it's fookin negative wtf

[Anonymous No.18579960]

>>18579827
>m-muh khohol

15 RUB have been added to your account

[Anonymous No.18579967]

>>18579926
It's why you always generate passwords for your employees, never let them choose.

[Anonymous No.18579969]

Wewist of wews, lads

[stickyposter 4/20/20 No.18579971]

YOU'LL DIE ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

[Anonymous No.18579975]

>>18579907
us price crashes to 0 and you really think the international price will remain the same

[Anonymous No.18579977]

>>18579867
>>18579876
wtf... he's here...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE ADOLF!!!

[Anonymous No.18579980]

Digits to invade CHINAR and fuck cute metropolitan chink thots in shanghai and guongzho

[Anonymous No.18579987]

wich front are you going to anon

[Anonymous No.18579989]

>>18579930
And doesn't it feel great

[Anonymous No.18579990]

>>18579884
Did you forget Krakatoa?

[Anonymous No.18579992]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkWDKJjhbvw

[Anonymous No.18579993]

>>18577777

[Anonymous No.18579994]

I WISH

[Anonymous No.18579996]

/asp/ reporting in
fucking rip vince's saudi arabia money

[Anonymous No.18579997]

Put this thread in the history textbooks of 2080

[Anonymous No.18579999]

>>18578272
/kurva anyátok/ BRÉTÚRÓ xddd

[Anonymous No.18580000]

>oilfags

[Anonymous No.18580001]

If theyre paying you to take the barrels where can I get barrels?

[Anonymous No.18580008]

>>18579944
BRK

[Anonymous No.18580009]

>>18577544
Dump out the oil and use the barrels to make pickles which you can sell to recoup your investment

[Anonymous No.18580012]

>>18579852
top fuking kek

[Anonymous No.18580014]

is this the end? or just the beginning

[Anonymous No.18580017]

>>18578823

>low gas prices

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY UNCLE!! :DD

[Anonymous No.18580019]

>>18579699
>>18579951
>They think the same won't happen to the June contracts when there's no demand and production is still higher than demand

[Anonymous No.18580023]

>>18579804
china

[Anonymous No.18580029]

>>18579960
>khohol
You outed yourself, congratulations

[Anonymous No.18580035]

:stopmusic:

[Anonymous No.18580036]

-300% lmao

>>18579944
Gold

[Anonymous No.18580038]

>>18579932
Do u think that coronny will be over by june?
Y=L
N = S

[Anonymous No.18580040]

>>18579864
>123456
Seems legit

[Anonymous No.18580042]

JOKER, YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME UNRAPE THE VALUE JOKER, BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID. YOU JUST MADE THINGS WORSE FOR HUMANITY.

[Anonymous No.18580043]

this is shit to fucking shit, i think the world will fuck off from this gay ass quarantine just to bounce back oil from this shit

[Anonymous No.18580046]

I COULD TURN BACK TIME

[Anonymous No.18580048]

>Comrade Corona dealing the deathblow to capitalism
based

[Anonymous No.18580053]

New to smg and trading can somebody in real simple terms explains to me wtf has happened and how I can capitalise on it

[Anonymous No.18580054]

>>18579699
>they don't know

[Anonymous No.18580058]

>>18576786
o boże
o kurwa

[Anonymous No.18580059]

>>18577777
Welp, guess it's time to hoard

[Anonymous No.18580061]

>>18577777
WAR PRICED IN.

[Anonymous No.18580065]

>>18579987
Mongolian Front Chad checking in

[Anonymous No.18580067]

Anyone have that webm of the woman storing oil in plastic bags? That's what /biz/ is trying to do now.

[Anonymous No.18580069]

Play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhYHwtEMJM next

[Anonymous No.18580070]

The cover is finally blown, the government doesn't want you to realize this has happened before. Everybody bought oil, now are oil barons. What did they do? They buried it in strategic locations. Nobody actually "drills" for oil, they just slowly dig up the previous owner's old stockpile.

[Anonymous No.18580071]

>>18579339
I always wanted to fuck a shemale but couldn't

[Anonymous No.18580072]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?

[Anonymous No.18580073]

>>18579774
Oh my god it’s real

[Anonymous No.18580082]

>>18577581
>mfw friend has 10 are yard and wants to buy

imma buy the dip

[Anonymous No.18580087]

>>18577777

[Anonymous No.18580088]

Aww, the song has gone.

[Anonymous No.18580090]

How long it's gonna stay like this?

[Anonymous No.18580091]

i have no idea what's going on, i'm just here to enjoy the chaos

[Anonymous No.18580094]

>>18577958
It's okay leafbro, we'll use Guerilla warfare to stop the mutt golems together

[Anonymous No.18580095]

>rolling sticky
what the fuck man even a potato phone can withstand these stickies

[Anonymous No.18580096]

:stopmusic:

[Anonymous No.18580099]

>>18579944
>>18579762

Read >>18579494

I couldnt fucking resist posting my referral code, but im not scamming anyone. You can just go to the app store and download robinhood. Genuinely trying to help anons out.

[Anonymous No.18580101]

if you buy this futures contract, do you have to receive the oil in your home?

[Anonymous No.18580102]

If you're not buying the dip on oil then you're being silly. Long oil.

[Anonymous No.18580107]

>>18577958
God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural fluids.

[Anonymous No.18580109]

>>18579273
>weakening yourself with a dangerous virus and looming depression
based retard tranny

[Anonymous No.18580112]

HOW LONG UNTIL THE OIL TANKERS START EXPLODING?

[Anonymous No.18580114]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18580116]

>>18577777
Yes, I told people this months ago
Pic related

[Anonymous No.18580120]

War incoming

[Anonymous No.18580128]

>>18576786
KEK ALL IN OIL NIGGERS ALL IN OIL

[Anonymous No.18580129]

>>18579906
based

[Anonymous No.18580130]

>>18578823
>tfw Adolf got his birthday wish of free oil to crush the commies 78 years too late

[Anonymous No.18580131]

>>18579990
Give me yellowstone, nothing less

[Anonymous No.18580132]

I was here

[Anonymous No.18580133]

>>18579907
It's literally all the oil niggers getting btfo. Y'all about to be turned into Venezuelans.

[Anonymous No.18580134]

>>18576786
Happy 420 faggots. It was fun.

[Anonymous No.18580135]

so, was this China's plan all along or what?

[Anonymous No.18580136]

>>18577111
WELP
TIME TO FUCKING DIE

[Anonymous No.18580137]

>>18579951
Not really. It's still a critical to the US oil shales being delivered on these contracts, and it may indicate further decline with May barrels and future prices.


Think of it this way. Barrels as of today are going to be literally worthless in value. Tomorrow they won't. But today may be an indication they might follow the same trend of today's disaster, and at the very least be extremely cheap (sub-10$/barrel through may stead)

[Anonymous No.18580141]

>>18577777
oh shit

[Anonymous No.18580140]

>>18580072
means people arent driving and there's too much oil

[Anonymous No.18580144]

How likely will gas been lower than $1?
How likely will gas been lower than $1?
How likely will gas been lower than $1?

[Anonymous No.18580145]

This is it, a happening to rival both world wars, not the happening of our lifetimes, but the happening of humanities existance.
The end?

[Anonymous No.18580146]

>>18579977
Ch-checked. Oil goes negative on Adolf's birthday what does it mean?

[Anonymous No.18580151]

BUY THE ****FUCKING DIP***

[Anonymous No.18580155]

>>18580058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNgZpyYx6LA

[Anonymous No.18580163]

>>18578513
you don't have to dump them anf get fined, just burn them on the place

[Anonymous No.18580164]

>>18580102
why buy when they'll give you it for free?

[Anonymous No.18580166]

>>18580094
>>18580107
Inshallah brothers

[Anonymous No.18580167]

daily reminder

[Anonymous No.18580174]

>>18580129
more

[Anonymous No.18580177]

HERE WE GO BROS

[Anonymous No.18580178]

>>18580129
Damn I want to have sex with her

[Anonymous No.18580180]

>>18579460
>I bet you don't even own 10k rounds of ammo
I bet you don't even own a 10k make it stack

[Anonymous No.18580182]

>>18580102
why do you have a blowdryer on your desk?

[Anonymous No.18580195]

>>18580167
fuck you dragon dike

[Anonymous No.18580198]

too bad i held on to sdow... wait... my iron hand are glowing! ANON! MY IRON HANDS!

[Anonymous No.18580199]

>>18577600
Mari-Chan for sure.

[Anonymous No.18580203]

Schiff will win

[Anonymous No.18580204]

>>18577777
nie kurwa nie nie nie

[Anonymous No.18580206]

press s to spit on Kock Brothers

[Anonymous No.18580210]

>>18580099
SAUCE OR NAME PLssss

[Anonymous No.18580211]

>>18580144
Depends on competition.
Crude still has to be refined and processed into gasoline, which has a shelf life.

Unless you're refining your own gas at home (you're not) people will still be buying gasoline. Just means higher profit margins for refining companies.

[Anonymous No.18580213]

>>18580146
It was all so beautiful...

[Anonymous No.18580218]

>>18579864
JESUS CHRIST

>>18580040
It's actually the most common password in the world

[Anonymous No.18580227]

>>18577777
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOD HAVE MERCY

[Anonymous No.18580232]

>>18579944
gold

[Anonymous No.18580230]

>ctrl+f deleted
>200+ results

[Anonymous No.18580233]

Rate my OC

https://streamable.com/ovphty

[Anonymous No.18580234]

>>18580182
To heat up his sketti

[Anonymous No.18580236]

>>18579814
God bless you anon, my emotions were driven high by this crash and now I am just going wild and loving life. I been looking for a buy signal. This. This was it.

>>18579891
If I finish green today and not red I will spend the entire rest of the day just "celebrating." I feel like I am on cloud 9 right now. I have embraced future war with oil and RTX stocks while staring at cute feet and making money.

[Anonymous No.18580243]

>>18580182
Probably has it going while he jerks off

[Anonymous No.18580247]

>>18580151
not yet. the reality has barely settled in. wait for further news developments. this is the actual drop... now there will be a panic drop.

[Anonymous No.18580249]

>>18580151
>BUY MY BAGS OF OIL
lmao no

[Anonymous No.18580250]

>>18579639
They did... by a trivial amount that wouldn’t do enough to ameliorate the storage crisis. And all of OPEC+ *knew* that when they agreed to it.

The music is going to stop soon and the chairs are running out.

[Anonymous No.18580253]

Two days ago I saw a vehicle thatd haul that tanker. You want practically free oil? You talk to me.

[Anonymous No.18580255]

>tfw no weed

[Anonymous No.18580261]

Is this the end?

[Anonymous No.18580262]

>>18580146
It means the future is Caucasian, bitch!

[Anonymous No.18580273]

>>18578618
cmon man

[Anonymous No.18580276]

I'm putting $50k into sperm banks, wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.18580285]

I WISH
THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
CAUSE NOW THE OIL IS ALL MINE

[Anonymous No.18580286]

>>18580042
NO
RAPE HELPS BUILD THE CHARACTER

[Anonymous No.18580293]

>what happened there?

[Anonymouse No.18580297]

>>18578272
/g/ay is here, lads

[Anonymous No.18580307]

>>18579911
Just burn the oil?

[Anonymous No.18580314]

>Fucking Negative oil prices
What the actual fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.18580315]

>>18580255
>tfw no weed on 4/20
>tfw coronavirus removed me from Denmark where weed was plentiful

[Anonymous No.18580317]

has ANYONE explained as to what the fuck is going on and what an anon's next move should be?

[Anonymous No.18580318]

ALL BOARDS

REPORT IN

[Anonymous No.18580323]

theyve halted trading for lesser shit than this, weird

[Anonymous No.18580325]

>>18579864
>123456
Well clearly they arent that competent

[Anonymous No.18580328]

why didn't you listen?

[Anonymous No.18580330]

One particular location has run out of storage space thus is paying to get rid of some oil by May.

This is a nothing burger.

[Anonymous No.18580339]

>>18580317
Tankers.

[Anonymous No.18580343]

>>18580307
epa

[Anonymous No.18580347]

>>18578823
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE I QUIT WEED TODAY FOR YOU

[Anonymous No.18580350]

Toasting in an epic bread

[Anonymous No.18580351]

HOW DO I CAPITALIZE ON OIL PROBLEMS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WTI LOOKS LIKE IT SUCKS I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S THE MOVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18580356]

>>18580318
/g/, /v/, /fit/ standing by

[Anonymous No.18580358]

>>18576786
coronachan never ceases to entertain me 2020 is shaping up to be more fun than 2016 ever was already.

[Anonymous No.18580364]

Don't care about murrica, what does this mean for Russia(my homeland)?

[Anonymous No.18580369]

>>18580343
>Saudi and Russia
>caring about EPA

[Anonymous No.18580370]

>oil in negative
>buy as much as you want
>since it's in negative, wall street has to pay you for every barrel
>literally free money
you're welcome for the tip, we're all going to the moon

[Anonymous No.18580371]

/pol/tard here 4/20 Fuhrer witness !!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18580373]

How the fuck do options work
or should I just buy the stocks

[Anonymous No.18580376]

>>18578618
There I replied.

[Anonymous No.18580380]

>>18580318
/pol/ reporting in

Uncle adolf sends his gift

[Anonymous No.18580386]

>>18579906
The only game you'll be running is begging for mercy as commisar chang executes your captured squad

Short America
Long china

[Anonymous No.18580391]

>>18580323
I think it has to do with trump saying he will let the market correct himself whatever it sees fit.
They wanted to see where this is going. Also, I think they already closed.

[Anonymous No.18580402]

>>18579272
I actually hold 11k link, I was here for February too but /k/ is the home board.
>>18579460
>10k rounds of ammo
Heh.

[Anonymous No.18580403]

You're tellin me...i can make a few bucks if i invest? Or am i literally retarded

[Anonymous No.18580405]

Feels bad not having a single clue how to invest
Like half of this board will be millionaire after corona, such a free time

[Anonymous No.18580406]

>>18578525
>HOW DOES A LITTLE PERSON PROFIT OFF THIS?
They can walk upright under the toxic fumes of burning oil

[Anonymous No.18580408]

>>18580351
Buy RTX

[Anonymous No.18580410]

>>18580233
>https://streamable.com/ovphty

I laughed.

[Anonymous No.18580414]

>>18579242
naaaaaaaah.

[Anonymous No.18580417]

WHICH TRADING VIEW TICKER SHOWS NEGATIVE PRICES??
All the ones I've looked at are showing either zero or positive. I want the negative chart for historical reasons

[Anonymous No.18580423]

>>18578893
LMAO

[Anonymous No.18580422]

WTI still up?!

[Anonymous No.18580424]

>massive event
>only 1000 posts in the sticky
quick pretend I'm dumb

[Anonymous No.18580426]

>>18578272
/alg/ here

[Anonymous No.18580428]

>>18580318
/biz/ /asp/ /pol/ /tv/ standing by

[Anonymous No.18580431]

LINE GOES DOWN BUY AND WAIT FOR LINE TO GO UP

[Anonymous No.18580433]

>>18580330
Our production is still well in advance of our demand. This isn't ending any time soon

[Anonymous No.18580435]

alright /biz/
how fucked are we?
is it war time? full on chink genocide?

[Anonymous No.18580436]

>>18580203
>people playing games with options will dictate the market

what a stupid boomer fuck, it makes my cock hard seeing every daytrader rope themselves

[Anonymous No.18580442]

DINOSAURS DIED FOR THIS JUST IN TIME FOR ADOLFS BDAY WEED 420 BLAZEOUT, TURBAN SHAKEOUT

[Anonymous No.18580445]

>>18580343
What are they gonna do, check the oil in the river for fingerprints?

[Anonymous No.18580446]

>>18578272
/ic/ /gd/ you need some reaction images for a low price of oil swimming pool??

[Anonymous No.18580452]

Uhh guys what stock account do i use?

[Anonymous No.18580460]

>>18578413
When the stalkers roam free
>>18578936
Did that glue taste goo?

[Anonymous No.18580461]

mods please play that EoE song like last time
that was kino

[Anonymous No.18580467]

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOWWNNNNNN

[Anonymous No.18580468]

>>18580403
we're on the same boat, i can't understand shit
just enjoy the shitstorm for now

[Anonymous No.18580469]

>>18580330
Then when the others run out of space? And the others?
Think, retard

[Anonymous No.18580470]

>>18580233
4/10, could be a 10 if you put an hour of work into it to get the barrel in every clip and moving with the dance

[Anonymous No.18580479]

>>18579775
ogdru jahad when?

[Anonymous No.18580483]

HOLY SHUT THEY ARE CENSORING POSTS AND DELETING THEM FFFFFIUUUUUIUIIUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.18580487]

>>18580370
*futures open + 70 after buying*

[Anonymous No.18580489]

>literal NEGATIVE oil prices
>only 1000 posts in a stickied thread
/biz/ is fucking dead

[Anonymous No.18580491]

There has been too much pain, too much violence. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Let me leave here my gas pump, my oil and the gasoline and I spare your lives. Just walk away.

[Anonymous No.18580496]

>>18578134
I want her to lock me with her big arms

[Anonymous No.18580497]

>>18580442
BASED AND DEDICATION PILLED
>cheers

[Anonymous No.18580502]

>>18580417
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/NYMEX-CL1!/

[Anonymous No.18580510]

>>18576786
https://youtu.be/K2SY_UhvQ3Q
live now

[Anonymous No.18580511]

Has The Orange Man tweeted anything? I bet this shit will sky rocket in a second.

[Anonymous No.18580512]

>>18580380
meant for >>18578272

[Anonymous No.18580513]

>>18577777

[Anonymous No.18580516]

This is why the boomers bought all those grills /biz/, they're gonna have the biggest barbecue in the world and make a killing in the process

[Anonymous No.18580519]

>>18580203
Why does this guy want everyone to buy gold so badly?

[Anonymous No.18580526]

Tomorrow we feast on the bulls' blood

[Anonymous No.18580530]

>>18580370
>ring ring
>hello sir this is the oil department how can I help you sir?
>yes I'd like to buy some oil
>certainly sir how much sir?
>all of it
>okay sir that will be negative $100 billion sir just provide your routing number so we can transfer the funds sir

[Anonymous No.18580534]

>>18580489
Not sure of clinically retarded or just a prank bro.jpg

[Anonymous No.18580539]

>Mr. Bogdanoff he bought the dip.
>He bought? Dump it.
>Sir, it hit 0.01$. He went all in.
>Dump it again.
>"CNN:OIL PRICE HITS NEGATIVE"

[Anonymous No.18580540]

>>18580414

[Anonymous No.18580546]

>>18580236
Happy edging anon, hope you spurt a lot of coom :)

[Anonymous No.18580547]

>>18580001
Looks like you getting about $38/bl = $38000. Then the EPA will charge you $100/bl for hazardous dumping. It's a no-win situation :)

[Anonymous No.18580553]

Let's say all oil companies get a bail out, will this fuck economy?

[Anonymous No.18580555]

>>18580323
Shutting things down won't do shit about OPEC flooding the market. Only solution is measured in kilotons.

[Anonymous No.18580565]

(((WHO))) IS DELETING POSTS TO KEEP IT AT 1000????

[Anonymous No.18580570]

>>18580461
they are, you just need to allow the site to play media

[Anonymous No.18580571]

Buy NAT. Oil companies need storage for all the oil they wont be selling these next months. Oil sotrage/transportation will thus rise

[Anonymous No.18580576]

ATTENTION BRAINLETS HERE'S A SUMMARY FOR YOUR SIMPLE MINDS:

Oil costs $ to store. Due to the economic collapse, oil isn't being used much. So all the storage facilities are filled up. So nobody who can store it will buy it from you. If you want to get rid of oil, you have to pay someone.

[Anonymous No.18580580]

Do not invest in oil. This is the start of a fake alien invasion when the government rolls out all their advanced alien technology.

We zero point soon. What are you gonna do when you finally get a hoverboard?

[Anonymous No.18580583]

posting in sticky

[Anonymous No.18580584]

threads moving so fast nobody will know i've sucked literally 100 cocks

[Anonymous No.18580587]

>>18580470
I wish I knew how. This was a lame attempt, but wanted to contribute for once.
What program can I use to get the coffin replaced and moving with a barrel?

[Anonymous No.18580590]

>>18580565
anon is this bait?

[Anonymous No.18580591]

OILERS

[Anonymous No.18580605]

>>18580565
Stickies work that way, baka

[Anonymous No.18580606]

CRASHING THIS WORLD ECONOMY

[Anonymous No.18580608]

>>18580424
>>18580489
(you)

[Anonymous No.18580612]

>Some oil companies will end up shuttering wells or incurring environmental fines after dumping oil. And they'll sue whoever ends up holding these future contracts (but is unable to take delivery) for their damages. The negative prices reflect expectations for those law suits. The oil companies sold their oil. Someone bought and now can't take delivery.

Guys, i dont wish to alarm anyone, but it's possible that if you buy oil for -40 dollars, and don't come with a van or something to pick it up - they can sue you.

[Anonymous No.18580614]

>>18580467
Good fucking work anon.

[Anonymous No.18580618]

>the world ends beacuse some chink eat bat soup

[Anonymous No.18580619]

>>18580565
ctrl+f "Anon"

[Anonymous No.18580622]

>>18580565
the clowns

[Anonymous No.18580621]

WTI WTI WTI WTI

[Anonymous No.18580623]

>>18579457
POSTING VRISKASS IN LEGENDARY THREAD
FUCK YOU KATE

[Anonymous No.18580625]

>>18580553
PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.18580624]

>>18580323
>halt trading because an unprocessed raw material commodity isn't worth anything

they halt trade so our economy doesnt flatline and cause our fragile fiat house of cards to collapse into itself when everyone declares bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.18580627]

>>18578376
America should have went with Yang desu
They don't deserve him anyways.

[Anonymous No.18580632]

>>18578618
nigger

[Anonymous No.18580643]

where are my coalbros at

[Anonymous No.18580645]

I ain't going to war over no oil bros. Who /draftdoger/ here?

[Anonymous No.18580648]

>>18580553
retard

[Anonymous No.18580653]

>>18578272
/jp/ >w<

[Anonymous No.18580654]

>>18580530
>Own all the oil now
>News breaks that oil can cure corona
>Your phone rings

[Anonymous No.18580656]

>>18580553
>will this fuck economy?
>fuck economy
the world is literally fucked, people will realize that stocks are no more than a fucking meme a so is the US dollar. WE LIVE IN A FUCKING CLOWN WORLD.

[Anonymous No.18580657]

>>18580553
Nope, every individual should be given a million dollars, just think of how bullish that would be!!

[Anonymous No.18580663]

WHY ARE THE MODS DELETING POSTS!?!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.18580666]

>>18580146
Atlas comet broke apart, Atlas held up the heavenly bodies as punishment for his rebellion to Zeus. Now Comet Swan is here, Zeus came to sparta as a swan and had sex, or raped queen Leda who birthed Hellen, Clytemnestra, Castor, and Polydeuces from two eggs. Twins = Gemini in Latin ---> Gemini is zodiac period from may 20 to June 20 this year. Comet Swan is closest on may 13, 7 days before Gemini, may is named after maiores, or elders, June is named after iuniores, or young people. Sparta is what defined Nazi ideology.

[Anonymous No.18580668]

>>18580483
Quick rundown on censored posts?

[Anonymous No.18580672]

>All the retards itt who don't know what a fucking ETF is

[Anonymous No.18580678]

>>18580468
Lmao yeah but it feels like i'm watching others make a killin without cashing in myself
oh well

[Anonymous No.18580679]

>>18579690
HE'S COMING BACK BROS
THE PORTALS TO HYPERBOREA HAVE OPENED

[Anonymous No.18580682]

>>18580576
so where are they going to store the oil. just pile it up in the streets

[Anonymous No.18580688]

WTF. Bring back the music, mods. Can't have a good meltdown without it.

[Anonymous No.18580691]

>>18578272
/co/ reporting for duty

[Anonymous No.18580692]

>>18578272
/sci/ here, i wish my classes weren't canceled :(

[Anonymous No.18580693]

>>18580580
my balance is for shit, i can even rollerblade, I'd die on one of those things. I hope release them in hovermoped form.

[Anonymous No.18580698]

>>18577077
Well

[Anonymous No.18580704]

[Anonymous No.18580709]

This is surely a bug, ain't it?
I mean, I can see oil going down below ten but there's no way people are paying others to take it off their hands.

[Anonymous No.18580713]

>>18578766
it is cheaper to sell oil at a loss than it is to stop the oil pumping. also there is no storage.

[Anonymous No.18580715]

>>18580180
you would be right
only got 440oz

[Anonymous No.18580731]

>>18578052
but I can sell that contract later, right?

[Anonymous No.18580736]

why dont they just build a bunch of tanks, airplanes, and battleships and drive/fly them around for fun?

[Anonymous No.18580738]

>>18576786
HAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING TOLD YOU FAGGOTS TO BUY PRECIOUS METALS FUCK YOU NIGGERS I HAVE 125OZ OF SILVER IM GONNA BE FUCKING RICH HAHAHAHAHA KILL YOURSELVES NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

[Anonymous No.18580744]

>>18580576
EXPLAINING IT DOESN'T MAKE THINGS BETTER.

[Anonymous No.18580747]

>>18578976
Yeah man, people will totally simply return to work in the middle of a fucking pandemic and everything will just go back to normal.

[Anonymous No.18580750]

I'm Italian and I have an eToro account, what do?

[Anonymous No.18580752]

POST YFW HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.18580753]

>>18580678
i won't be surprised if half of it it's just people posting memes about it while doing nothing

[Anonymous No.18580756]

>>18580606
WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.18580766]

What a good date today!

[Anonymous No.18580769]

>>18580584
Now we know you're a fag

[Anonymous No.18580777]

>>18580402
/k/ is also my home board
that's why I make fun of /k/ommandos here

[Anonymous No.18580781]

>>18578010
why do you non burgers always think about burgers?

[Anonymous No.18580783]

>>18580709
It's the 20's baby, oil is an abundant waste product

[Anonymous No.18580786]

>>18580584
Fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.18580787]

>>18580233
song name?

[Anonymous No.18580792]

>>18579242
/HSG/ CHECK IN
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_WZ7Xz40AU

[Anonymous No.18580795]

>>18580553
Unironically yes

https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/g4vziz/financial_times_oped_bailing_out_the_oil_industry/
(only linking Reddit because Financial Times requires a subscription and I'm too lazy to do anything else)

[Anonymous No.18580812]

>>18580666
wtf are you doing satan?

[Anonymous No.18580816]

>>18580750
Buy swiss francs

[Anonymous No.18580818]

WHERE TO GO GET FREE OIL?

[Anonymous No.18580821]

>>18580688
WHERES THE MUSIC

[Anonymous No.18580830]

so $10 gets me 1,000 barrels? I just need to pay for transportation, and find a way to store it? Is this right?

[Anonymous No.18580833]

>>18580502
thanks. never seen more JUST in my life

[Corona No.18580836]

>>18576786
this is it

mark these words

they will be buried

this is the thread

its over

[Anonymous No.18580842]

BEFORE MARKET CLOSES WHAT BUY FRENS ANONS PLZ!

[Anonymous No.18580848]

>>18580623
who is this semen demon

[Anonymous No.18580849]

>>18576786
So how does one buy something that's negative? Do I have to actually take physical oil? Can I just physically dump it on the seller?

[Anonymous No.18580850]

>>18580830
NO

[Anonymous No.18580853]

>>18580818
your local gas station
they literally pay you to buy gas

[Anonymous No.18580856]

I bought all the oil and made some profit while doing it. If you need some, come ask me.

[Anonymous No.18580857]

>>18580830
what the fuck are you going to do with crude, non refined oil pumped straight out of the ground you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.18580858]

>>18580830
>I just need to pay for transportation, and find a way to store it
good luck anon

[Anonymous No.18580859]

>>18580587
With creativity any movie editor above movie maker. I would use adobe animate just because I already have it, it's a 1-2GB download though, and the tools are weird but there's plenty of tutorials.

[Anonymous No.18580861]

>>18580546
I am going to in a few minutes, thank you anon! Seeing how things are closing, I think I am going to make it! All my energy to the market and Jerome's printers!

[Anonymous No.18580864]

>>18580709
>there's no way people are paying others to take it off their hands

The oil wells are already underwater (financially), so borrowing more money to get rid of the product they went into debt to get in the first place doesn’t matter to them. The limit will be when banks finally decide to cut them off, which may not be too long now.

[Anonymous No.18580870]

>>18580787
Vicetone & Tony Igy - Astronomia

[Anonymous No.18580871]

>>18580818
>go to gas station
>they pay you to pump your car
>profit

[Anonymous No.18580874]

OH NONONONONONONO

[Anonymous No.18580876]

>>18580236
tsubasatsubasa is always god tier

[Anonymous No.18580883]

>>18580663
The bogs want to silence us

[Anonymous No.18580891]

>>18580666

[Anonymous No.18580892]

I just spoke to the CEO of Oil. He's tying the noose right now.

[Anonymous No.18580899]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1250223610867986432?s=20

[Anonymous No.18580902]

>>18580818
1 - Grab a tanker truck
2 - Drive it to oil field
3 - ask for money to get rid of it
4 - Drive away

[Anonymous No.18580905]

Where can I pickup crude oil?

[Anonymous No.18580908]

>>18580870
thank you kind Anon, i have already installed shazam and found it tho

[Anonymous No.18580909]

so wait, is buying a UCO $0.5 call at $0.86 mean that I pay $86 to buy 100 shares of UCO at $0.5 on april 24th? So the total I'd be paying is $136?

[Anonymous No.18580910]

>>18579242
>>18579408
>>18580792
O T P

[Anonymous No.18580913]

>>18580792
IM HERE MEWOTHER FUCKERS

[Anonymous No.18580915]

/fit/ bros what we do now to not lose gain , im feared

[Anonymous No.18580918]

>>18580830
1. buy a shit load of barrels
2. rent a warehouse to store it in
3. hire someone to light the warehouse ablaze
4. get insurance money

[Anonymous No.18580920]

>>18580736
baased

[Anonymous No.18580921]

>>18580842
USO BABY

[Anonymous No.18580923]

>>18580654
>phone rings
>pump it

[Anonymous No.18580924]

>>18576786
Ohh so that’s why it got pinned. A janitor wanted attention and advice from this shithole lol

[Anonymous No.18580927]

Major fuck up

[Anonymous No.18580933]

>>18580842
Agreed pls help

[Anonymous No.18580937]

>>18580830
>I just need to pay for transportation, and find a way to store it? Is this right?
For a certain measure of "just".

[Anonymous No.18580946]

DOMP EET

[Anonymous No.18580948]

i want money

[Anonymous No.18580952]

>>18580519
I guess we'll never know...

[Anonymous No.18580956]

HOW COULD THE GOVERNMENT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN? WHY DOESNT TRUMP RELEASE AN EXECUTIVE ORDER REQUIRING PEOPLE TO RUN THEIR CARS 24/7?

[Anonymous No.18580958]

>>18580899

[Anonymous No.18580963]

HOLY SHIIIIEEET

[Anonymous No.18580968]

>>18578272
/fit/ here

[Anonymous No.18580974]

It's a chain reaction and we're not at the end of it. What is now an oversupply will eventually evolve into a shortage (because oil wells will have to shut down because no demand) wich will cause a massive price increase as soon as demand is back. We can only guess what follows

[Anonymous No.18580976]

>>18580849
this is what I'm curious about. If I get paid now, and I don't have a buyer/place to store on delivery, what happens? can't I just dig a whole in my back pasture, tell them to fill it up and then burn it?

[Anonymous No.18580981]

>>18580946
b-but we're way past ze bottom

[Anonymous No.18580995]

>>18580902
5-pump it into empty oil wells
6-go back and buy more

[Anonymous No.18580999]

>>18578823
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE

[Anonymous No.18581013]

>>18580981
>He thinks there's a bottom

[Anonymous No.18581014]

>>18580590
NO THIS IS NOT RIGHT

[Anonymous No.18581017]

So oil tanker stocks are a buy, right?

[Anonymous No.18581019]

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/B4Rk__Bl_Ls?t=205

[Anonymous No.18581020]

>>18580913
>people who know this comic are old enough to buy stocks
we're fucked

[Anonymous No.18581021]

>>18580830
>just

[Anonymous No.18581024]

how do i into gold on robinhood

[Anonymous No.18581026]

>>18580830
with the profits from the oil, you could buy barrels, could you not?

[Anonymous No.18581027]

>>18580442
>Dinosaurs died
SO DID SOLDIERS LMFAO

[Anonymous No.18581029]

>>18581013
kek

[Anonymous No.18581044]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18581048]

didn't they recently agreed to limit offering oil to stabilize the price? how could this happen?

[Anonymous No.18581050]

HOW DO I BUY HOW DO I BUY HOW DO I BUY HOW DO I BUY HOW DO I BUY HOW DO I BUY HOW DO I BUY HOW DO I BUY HOW DO I BUY HOW DO I BUY HOW DO I BUY HOW DO I BUY

[Anonymous No.18581051]

>>18580792
Monitoring this thread

[Anonymous No.18581055]

>>18580364
Revolution

[Anonymous No.18581058]

most of u arent asking the right questions...

how much lower can this go before jerome KerPowells it up and making us miss the bottom again.

[Anonymous No.18581064]

>>18580874
Dumb essex poster

[Anonymous No.18581068]

>>18578823
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE

[Anonymous No.18581087]

>>18578967
or Sky

[Anonymous No.18581089]

>>18581044
DUUUUUDE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDUUUUUUUUUUDE
*WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED*

[Anonymous No.18581090]

Oil to $20i when?

[Anonymous No.18581096]

>>18578272
/Vp/ reporting

[Anonymous No.18581108]

>>18580519
He's just helping a few boomers make it through what is coming. But some of you want to love like a king in a few years.

[Anonymous No.18581118]

>>18579864
>chink engineers save password in plaintext
I was unironically worried they will take over the world until I saw this. They are worse than pajeets.

[Anonymous No.18581122]

>>18578736
>just invested in the money market a few days ago

[Anonymous No.18581128]

>>18578272
/lit/ fag reporting in.

[Anonymous No.18581131]

>>18581020
>we're fucked
Niggah HS is old as hell. If you were 13 when you picked it up you're now old enough to hold public office in most jurisdictions.

[Anonymous No.18581130]

>>18580576
what about the prices of the stock market? cant people just buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.18581133]

>>18581090

[Anonymous No.18581139]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18581145]

HOW THE FUCK DO I BUY UCO AND USO FROM EUROPE

[Anonymous No.18581153]

>>18578861
Nice ID kike.

[Anonymous No.18581164]

>>18578618
You cheeky cunt

[Anonymous No.18581166]

>>18579864
A lot of wangs.

[Anonymous No.18581171]

>>18578404
What a know nothing.

[Anonymous No.18581172]

/noguera/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.18581178]

>>18578618
Nooooo

[Anonymous No.18581179]

>mfw a bunch of neets get sent to war

[Anonymous No.18581180]

>dumped some extra cash into oil stocks today
>gonna dump some more tomorrow
Hope this works out brehs

[Anonymous No.18581184]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18581194]

>>18578618
no not my mom

[Anonymous No.18581197]

it semi-makes sense for futures to be going negative, but surely spot crude will never go below 0?

Surely a live traded, spot commodity cant be worth less than zero, r-right guys?

[Anonymous No.18581198]

>>18581131
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18581200]

>>18581017
because...

[Anonymous No.18581201]

:stopmusic:

[Anonymous No.18581205]

>>18578397
is that a athelete?

[Anonymous No.18581210]

OK someone needs to explain this shit to me.

IS THIS THREAD BEING MONITORED BY CIA NIGGERS RIGHT NOW?

I'm not one for conspiracies and shit but a lot of earlier replies are now GONE. DELETED. Check the top of this thread and a lot of post numbers are crossed out.

I suspect CIA (niggers) are archiving these replies around the clock 24/7, and tracing them to our IP. High possibility we are being marked on their "Far-right white supremacy terrorist" list. The ones crossed out are most likely their top priority to be executed.

What really gave it all away to me was the fact that they hacked the reply count ITT (In This Thread). It's been stuck for ages at only 1000 replies. Sloppy fucking job mossad niggers.

IT'S OVER /biz/

[Anonymous No.18581212]

>>18581090
>tfw your waifu is realer than the value of US CRUDE OIL,

[Anonymous No.18581214]

>>18578618
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.18581218]

>>18576786
jannies salary just went through the fucking roof

[Anonymous No.18581230]

My ID will sum up the remainder of 2020

[Anonymous No.18581245]

>>18576786
OK someone needs to explain this shit to me.

IS THIS THREAD BEING MONITORED BY CIA NIGGERS RIGHT NOW?

I'm not one for conspiracies and shit but a lot of earlier replies are now GONE. DELETED. Check the top of this thread and a lot of post numbers are crossed out.

I suspect CIA (niggers) are archiving these replies around the clock 24/7, and tracing them to our IP. High possibility we are being marked on their "Far-right white supremacy terrorist" list. The ones crossed out are most likely their top priority to be executed.

What really gave it all away to me was the fact that they hacked the reply count ITT (In This Thread). It's been stuck for ages at only 1000 replies. Sloppy fucking job mossad niggers.

IT'S OVER /POL/

[Anonymous No.18581248]

:startmusic:

[Anonymous No.18581255]

>>18581058
>how much lower can this go before jerome KerPowells it up and making us miss the bottom again.
You can't BRRR your way out of an oil dump my guy.
Unless they literally buy like a third of global production quarterly and hold it.
Which WOULD kill the Petrodollar.

[Anonymous No.18581257]

So tell me if I'm wrong on this.
So no one is using gas and other fuel products because a lot less people are travelling. This means less consumption of oil which means the distributors have such a surplus at this point they're at capacity and literally can't store any more if they bought it which means they aren't buying the oil at all, so the oil companies that drill it now have no one to sell it to and they're so desperate they're giving it away?

Or is this because of completely unrelated shit?

[Anonymous No.18581261]

>>18578618
go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.18581266]

Who do I contact to offer storage services? I have a garage and need to made a quick buck.

[Anonymous No.18581269]

Just sunk my entire mortgage into this and it's back up to -34
See you later poorfags

[Anonymous No.18581271]

>>18578618
NOT MY MOM BRO

[Anonymous No.18581279]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcqMauEL_IU

[Anonymous No.18581284]

-380% something wrong guys this is not normal.

[Anonymous No.18581290]

>>18578823
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE

[Anonymous No.18581294]

>>18580530

[Anonymous No.18581295]

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

[Anonymous No.18581298]

>>18576786

WHY WON'T THE MONEY PRINTER GO BRR?! GO BRRRR GOD DAMMIT!

[Anonymous No.18581301]

>>18578618
nigger

[Anonymous No.18581310]

I'll take every barrel you have. This should be more than enough to cover it.

[Anonymous No.18581313]

>>18580403
They will pay you $38/bl of oil to take delivery, then the EPA will charge you $100/bl for hazardous material storage. It's a no-win situation :)

[Anonymous No.18581314]

>>18578618
Eh?

[Anonymous No.18581315]

>>18581298
Reddit

[Anonymous No.18581316]

How can I make free money from this as a small fish in a worthless pond.

[Anonymous No.18581317]

>>18581284

[Anonymous No.18581318]

>>18578618
Haha, time for geothermal/

[Anonymous No.18581325]

>>18581295
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Lmaaaaao please post a picture of yourself so I know without a doubt you weigh 350 pounds

[Anonymous No.18581336]

>>18581198
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yep. Time fliiieeeees my niggah.
Hussie is in his mid/late fourties.

[Anonymous No.18581341]

>>18576786
WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY

[Anonymous No.18581342]

[Anonymous No.18581344]

>>18578823
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE

[Anonymous No.18581348]

>>18578618
bro

[Anonymous No.18581350]

dumbfuck here

why does this happen

if oil is less than worthless why dont they stop drilling it and keep what they have in storage

[Anonymous No.18581351]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18581352]

>>18580666
Impressive

[Anonymous No.18581354]

pssst..kid..I got some real sweet oil for sale..paying top dollar.

[Anonymous No.18581357]

I OFFICIALLY DECLARE THIS AN ESSEX THREAD

[Anonymous No.18581366]

>>18581344
be my gf

[Anonymouse No.18581367]

>>18576786
Haha, so many country's will go down

[Anonymous No.18581382]

>>18581315
>from Reddit
>meme literally created on 4chan
Stop robbing people of their chromosomes, Anon.

[Anonymous No.18581383]

>>18578618
I have the immunity dog.

[Anonymous No.18581385]

>>18581344
hi cutie :3

[Anonymous No.18581386]

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.18581389]

>>18578823
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE

[Anonymous No.18581400]

>>18581257
I think it's more speculators without ability to store oil bought contracts in the hopes they would skyrocket. When they didn't they were forced to sell contracts or actually buy the oil...

[Anonymous No.18581401]

henlo, where go for free oils?

[Anonymous No.18581406]

>>18581344
You a CUTE and BEST GIRL

[Anonymous No.18581411]

>>18581128
wow i havent seen that before

holy shit

[Anonymous No.18581412]

>>18578528
Based

[Anonymous No.18581413]

>>18578618
No u

[Anonymous No.18581414]

>>18581295
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.

[Anonymous No.18581415]

>>18580918
I want to do this except dump the oil on the delivery guy and set him on fire.

[Anonymous No.18581416]

>>18581367
>country's

[Anonymous No.18581418]

Anyone buying Exxon?

[Anonymous No.18581419]

>>18581295
Are you a fucking elephant? there are 3 living in my house and we use almost one a day

[Anonymous No.18581420]

>>18581401
send me your bank account details and I will get you some oil

[Anonymous No.18581426]

>>18581350
basically the world is going to be nuked by eoy

[Anonymous No.18581429]

Bobo strikes back

[Anonymous No.18581428]

>>18581350
it's cheaper to pay people for taking your oil than the costs of stopping the drilling process and re-starting it later. I work in chemistry, it is a fairly normal situation here, so i guess it can be in any other branches of industry.

[Anonymous No.18581431]

>>18578477
you don't buy anymore, oil companies will pay you to take their oil. finally we get to experience the golden boomer years.

[Anonymous No.18581435]

>>18578823
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE

[Anonymous No.18581438]

>>18581336
fuck me, I dropped it when he took the huge break. kind of want to see if I missed out on anything now

[Anonymous No.18581445]

Dr.Pavel says SHUT IT DOWN

[Anonymous No.18581446]

>>18581418
No I sold exxon

[Anonymous No.18581449]

>>18580666
This is the kind of analysis I come to 4chan for.

[Anonymous No.18581451]

>>18581017
a month ago, yes

[Anonymous No.18581453]

>>18581344

pls be my ai gf

[Anonymous No.18581458]

Is this the price of a barrel or some oil company stock?

[Anonymous No.18581462]

>>18578823
Happy painting retard

[Anonymous No.18581463]

>>18578823

[Anonymous No.18581464]

>>18581350
America is literally YOLO'ing our OIL price to show just HOW big our balls are to fuck with our competition.

They thought they had us.

Crashing this plane was the plan all along.

[Anonymous No.18581467]

>people actually died for free gas and gay rights
KWAB

[Anonymous No.18581483]

and all of this because of a fucking flu

[Anonymous No.18581484]

FUCK YOU MODS

[Anonymous No.18581485]

>>18581245
It's a sticky retard, it's a rolling 1000 posts. Old stuff gets deleted for new posts.

[Anonymous No.18581487]

>>18581416
anon clearly said "country's will," as in their will to live, not going down.

[Anonymous No.18581490]

>>18581428
oh ok thanks anon

[Anonymous No.18581491]

> muh burn water doesn't matter
>wti karma

[Anonymous No.18581493]

The world is literally ending and there is only 1000 replies in this thread

[Anonymous No.18581495]

Anyone buying Exxon? Bout to throw 2k at Exxon

[Anonymous No.18581497]

>>18581458
per barrel

[Anonymous No.18581500]

>>18580682
in the ground

[Anonymous No.18581503]

who bought XOM at $46?

[Anonymous No.18581505]

>>18576786
OIL IS KILL

[Anonymous No.18581507]

>One chink eats a bat in December

>Months later oil goes negative
>Months after that Saudi Arabia goes to war with Russia
>Months after that USA enter a war against Russia and China
>Days after that
>No human being is left on the smoldering planet earth

[Anonymous No.18581512]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18581523]

>>18581418
why? nobody is buying oil, or this whole thing wouldnt be happening.

[Anonymous No.18581524]

>>18578629
i don't browse /g/ and on a good day i would maybe go on it just for terry a davis threads

[Anonymous No.18581534]

>>18580656
US itself is the meme

[Anonymous No.18581533]

>>18581419
You have three elephants in your house? Faggot.

[Anonymous No.18581537]

>>18581245
>being this new

[Anonymous No.18581538]

>>18581344
Cute

[Anonymous No.18581542]

>>18581485
hello newfag

[Anonymous No.18581544]

rare biz sticky

[Anonymous No.18581546]

>>18578618
I gained immunity to these posts this year. Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.18581549]

so is now a good time to buy?

[Anonymous No.18581551]

Imagine thinking oil is a good investment when they are PAYING people to take it. You're out of your minds.

[Anonymous No.18581558]

TODAY WE REALIZE, THE RICH WERE NEVER RICH IN THE FIRST PLACE. IT'S ALL JUST LARPING THAT CERTAIN ITEMS HAVE MORE VALUE THAN THE OTHER.

GOLD IS JUST A RARE METAL

[Anonymous No.18581557]

>>18581537
>Falling for old bait
Kid

[Anonymous No.18581561]

>>18578618
Fuck you coon

[Anonymous No.18581564]

>>18581418
Do you think stock prices go down instantly?

it takes time to fall ya dingus.

[Anonymous No.18581568]

I wonder how he's holding up

[Anonymous No.18581570]

>>18581438
>fuck me, I dropped it when he took the huge break. kind of want to see if I missed out on anything now
Don't. Literally, LITERALLY nobody liked it.
I think he also already announced a HS2 after it ended.

[Anonymous No.18581579]

>>18580182
it "heats up the food faster than the microwave"

which is bullshit he's just poor

[Anonymous No.18581583]

>>18581549
Sell

[Anonymous No.18581592]

>>18581344
Best girl

[Anonymous No.18581595]

Is BNO the symbol to buy brent?

[Anonymous No.18581596]

This is good for TSLA, i feel.

[Anonymous No.18581600]

Is LINK a good oil stock?

[Anonymous No.18581602]

>>18581558
>GOLD IS JUST A RARE METAL
>value is subjective
you don't say

[Anonymous No.18581605]

HOW TO BUY USO AND UCO OUTSIDE OF EUROPE
>HOW TO BUY USO AND UCO OUTSIDE OF EUROPE
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[Anonymous No.18581607]

trips decide the next valuble commodity
My vote is iron. Iron Age 2 babyyyyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.18581609]

>>18580565
>bogdanoff, the post count hit 1000
>dump the older posts, do not let him find out

[Anonymous No.18581611]

>>18581570
shit taste. try reading a book first and maybe you'll get it next time. might i suggest green eggs and ham

[Anonymous No.18581626]

>>18581558
>implying anything is rare at this point
ARTIFICIAL SCARCITY

[Anonymous No.18581630]

>>18581551
they said the same about burning jews
>WHO WOUL'VE EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT BURNING PEOPLE WHEN IT PRODUCES LESS ENERGY THAN CONSUMES
and here we are with jews being the majoprity population of the athmosphere

[Anonymous No.18581632]

>>18581607
copper

[Anonymous No.18581635]

>>18578528
No fkn wei

[Anonymous No.18581639]

>>18581609

[Anonymous No.18581640]

>>18581605
I MEAN USA FUCK
>I MEAN USA FUCK
I MEAN USA FUCK
>I MEAN USA FUCK
I MEAN USA FUCK
>I MEAN USA FUCK
I MEAN USA FUCK
>I MEAN USA FUCK
I MEAN USA FUCK
>I MEAN USA FUCK
I MEAN USA FUCK
>I MEAN USA FUCK
I MEAN USA FUCK
>I MEAN USA FUCK
I MEAN USA FUCK
>I MEAN USA FUCK

[Anonymous No.18581641]

so wait is buying called selling now? is selling called buying?

[Anonymous No.18581642]

>>18576786
If oil is this cheap then which coin supports oil so I can invest?

[Anonymous No.18581646]

>>18581602
say that to the normies and richfags

[Anonymous No.18581649]

>>18579333
>it's all part of God's plan

[Anonymous No.18581650]

>>18576786

[Anonymous No.18581659]

this thread is moving so fast no one will notice im gay

[Anonymous No.18581663]

BUT HEY DRUMPF DID FUNNY TWEET SO NO ATTACKING THE ORANGE GUYS
DEFEND THE ORANGE BABOON ALWAYS,IS NOT LIKE THIS IS HIS COMPLETE FAULT

[Anonymous No.18581666]

>>18581607
lewds

[Anonymous No.18581668]

>>18580233
>https://streamable.com/ovphty

needs more oil barrel taking the place of the casket and 10/10

[Anonymous No.18581669]

>>18581607
nióbio

[Anonymous No.18581673]

>>18581570
>>18581611
oh shit, I don't know who to believe...

[Anonymous No.18581674]

>>18581607
wood

[Anonymous No.18581675]

>>18578823
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE

[Anonymous No.18581678]

>>18581611
>shit taste. try reading a book first and maybe you'll get it next time. might i suggest green eggs and ham
2/10

[Anonymous No.18581681]

>post yfw it's actually happening

[Anonymous No.18581682]

>>18581507
The bat was our Archduke Ferdinand. Screencap this faggots

[Anonymous No.18581689]

Post things that are now more expensive than oil.

[Anonymous No.18581691]

>>18581245

[Anonymous No.18581692]

is this literally the beginning of the end?

[Anonymous No.18581699]

Now we need another 9/11 and the world will be perfect

[Anonymous No.18581700]

>>18581666

[Anonymous No.18581702]

on an indignant note. permabulls... this was not fucking priced in. Learn from this. The truth, especially when propped up by paper money and lies from the pres. cannot keep the economy afloat forever. It has to dip sometimes, and your bubble market was due for a pop, corona was just the catalyst. and things wouldn't be so bad in the long run if it weren't for brrrr

[Anonymous No.18581703]

I'm actually straight

[Anonymous No.18581706]

>>18581666
CHECKED
THOT MARKET IS UPON US

[Anonymous No.18581712]

>>18581659
i noticed, anon

[Anonymous No.18581713]

>>18581607
Slaves

[Anonymous No.18581714]

>>18581659
gotcha, miserable faggot

[Anonymous No.18581720]

>>18581048
They were pumping historic amounts of oil for the past month

[Anonymous No.18581725]

>>18581666

[Anonymous No.18581728]

https://youtu.be/BkX2NAKFM5Q

[Anonymous No.18581729]

>>18581659
fag

[Anonymous No.18581730]

>>18581659
i noticed :)

[Anonymous No.18581731]

>>18578823
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE ADOLF

[Anonymous No.18581732]

I just invested in USO and MRO
Did I do good?

[Anonymous No.18581733]

>>18581666
C-checked

[Anonymous No.18581735]

>>18578909
when will the Chinese storm the gates?

[Anonymous No.18581736]

>>18581681

[Anonymous No.18581734]

>>18579273
Dilate

[Anonymous No.18581738]

>>18581673
it's shit, don't bother

[Anonymous No.18581739]

>>18581666
He's on to something

[Anonymous No.18581742]

>>18580861
how'd it go anon

[Anonymous No.18581747]

>>18581692
yes

[Anonymous No.18581753]

>>18576786
Im a 140 IQ brainlet. Someone explain to me whats going on here?

[Anonymous No.18581755]

>>18581605
I'm willing to help newcommers but just formatting your text like you're in a twitch chat feels just fucking cheap, kill yourself

[Anonymous No.18581763]

>>18581666
Fucking checked

[Anonymous No.18581770]

LOL BIGGEST HAPPENING EVER
OIL NEGATIVE PRICE

AND ONLY 1000 REPLIES
AHAHAHAHHA BIZ IS DEAD

[Anonymous No.18581772]

>>18581681

[Anonymous No.18581774]

>SOME FUCKING STUPID CHINK THINKS IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
>GLOBAL EPIDEMIC
>THE FUCKING UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS OFFERING MONEY TO YOU IF YOU WANT TO GET SOME OIL

WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.18581773]

>>18581742
post more FEET god damn you man

[Anonymous No.18581775]

>>18581728
Pink wojack is unironically one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.18581778]

>>18579048
US got last century dumbass

[Anonymous No.18581780]

poggers?

[Anonymous No.18581782]

>>18581689
my right testicle

[Anonymous No.18581784]

>>18581666
Kek. We've been in lockdown for less than a month and that's already the case

[Anonymous No.18581789]

>>18581666

[Anonymous No.18581790]

guh

[Anonymous No.18581791]

>>18580909
yes. to make money on your call, UCO must be above $1.37 on april 24th

[Anonymous No.18581796]

>>18581689
This very post

[Anonymous No.18581801]

>>18581681

[Anonymous No.18581802]

>>18580981
The bottom is minus infinity.
We can ALWAYS dump it lower.

[Anonymous No.18581803]

>>18581681

[Anonymous No.18581804]

>>18581666
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

[Anonymous No.18581805]

>>18581544
we have had 3 stickies since february you fucking newfag

[Anonymous No.18581806]

>>18581507
>>No human being is left on the smoldering planet earth

Ghouls will be our descendants smooth skin.

[Anonymous No.18581809]

buy the dip

[Anonymous No.18581811]

>>18578823
Happy birthday uncle adolf, you were always right mein fuhrer

[Anonymous No.18581812]

>>18581681

[Anonymous No.18581815]

>>18581689

[Anonymous No.18581817]

>>18581753
there's too much oil
companies are paying money to get rid of barrels.

[Anonymous No.18581819]

>>18581753
too much production
not enough consumption
oilniggers running out of space to hold the dirt grease

[Anonymous No.18581822]

>>18581689
my piss

[Anonymous No.18581824]

>>18581245
yeah, hide, microwave your hdd, 4chin have been an fbi honey pot

[Anonymous No.18581827]

guys what stock account do i use. etoro has crashed.

[Anonymous No.18581831]

OOPS I JUST DROPPED MY CUP OF CHOCCY MILK. THAT WAS WORTH 1,000,000,000,000,000 BARRELS OF OIL

[Anonymous No.18581840]

I am financially ruined

[Anonymous No.18581845]

>>18581659

[Anonymous No.18581848]

>>18581689
Literally my breath

[Anonymous No.18581854]

>>18581790
rip in piss

[Anonymous No.18581859]

>>18581689

[Anonymous No.18581861]

>>18578891
>Ghana
fuck

[Anonymous No.18581862]

>>18581831

[Anonymous No.18581863]

>>18581790
Y'all want to start a GoFundMe and buy this country?

[Anonymous No.18581868]

>>18581819
>>18581817
Then why dont they stop pumping? Seams braindead to me that they keep pumping it when they are losing money.

[Anonymous No.18581876]

>>18581755
bruh just tell me

[Anonymous No.18581879]

Hmm if you invest 50$ and it will go up later it would be good investment if you didn't invest only to this.

[Anonymous No.18581888]

>>18576786
Can I go down to an oil refinery and have them pay me to take some oil?

[Anonymous No.18581891]

How likely is the boogaloo now?

[Anonymous No.18581894]

>>18581659
You ain't getting out of this one faggot

[Anonymous No.18581898]

>>18580981
I SAID DUMP IT

[Anonymous No.18581899]

>>18578925
Wrong

[Anonymous No.18581906]

>>18581868
bcuz u don't stop pumping until u buss

[Anonymous No.18581910]

>>18581790
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

[Anonymous No.18581912]

>>18579906
Stop it.

[Anonymous No.18581916]

>>18576786
How will this affect Norway? I have all my money in dollars due to selling bitcoin and being too lazy to cash out to NOK. Is this smart or dumb? Since i sold the exchange has gone from 7.3 NOK to 10.38 NOK. Will it continue to rise?

[Anonymous No.18581922]

>>18581888
No they will charge you more for barrel that is holding it then for oil. So 19$.

[Anonymous No.18581924]

>>18581666

is coffee good for you?

[Anonymous No.18581933]

>>18579864
>123456

[Anonymous No.18581935]

wait so whats stopping me from making my house into an oil storage and getting paid for it?

[Anonymous No.18581945]

>>18579864
u wot

[Anonymous No.18581948]

>>18581774
>WHAT THE FUCK
>WHAT THE FUCK
>WHAT THE FUCK
Gamergate had never happened if Mass Effect 3's end had been good.
GG radicalized a lot of apolitical people into being right wing out of spite because journalists told them they had to like it.
Without GG the online Trump movement would have never had this much momentum.

The Reaper Plot got Trump elected.

These things have a habit of spiralling.

[Anonymous No.18581950]

>>18581868
takes time and costs money, they are betting on this not lasting too much longer

[Anonymous No.18581952]

Someone tell me how to incest in this shit

[Anonymous No.18581956]

>>18581790
>Norwegians btfo
>Saudis btfo
>Nigerians btfo

[Anonymous No.18581957]

>>18581891
Unlikely, low oil prices are good for the US. Only oil states like Texas will be effected by this.

[Anonymous No.18581967]

>>18581888
No they will charge you for oil barrel that is holding it, that's is 19-20$.

[Anonymous No.18581975]

>>18581689
*post things LESS expensive than oil
i can't think of anything

[Anonymous No.18581977]

[Anonymous No.18581988]

>>18581753
companies took out loans to buy
that oil expecting to make returns
from selling. Those loans were also
used to rent/buy storage. Nobody is
literally burning oil, so all their storage
is full, and the debt on their loan is
increasing...
when you can't pay debt.
that is a no no

[Anonymous No.18581989]

how the fuck do you have oil at a negative price
what, do the companies pay YOU to take it off their hands?

[Anonymous No.18581995]

>>18581916
My 2 barrels - yeah, Norway is fucked. Not completely like Venezuela or even possibly UAE, but this will hit Norway very significantly. I'd hold out for now.

[Anonymous No.18582000]

>>18581607
Wheat. Unironically.

[Anonymous No.18582006]

>>18581952
freudian slip

[Anonymous No.18582007]

>>18581916
NOK is literally crashing as we shitpost

[Anonymous No.18582008]

>>18581666
I always knew you were a bro, Satan

[Anonymous No.18582011]

>>18579864
>not storing creds in /etc/shadow
oh no no no

[Anonymous No.18582019]

>>18581791
But what are the profits like?
I.E. if I buy a $4 USO call at $0.25, or a $3.5 USO call at $0.50, and the price is at $5 on the 24th, how does the value of the two compare?

[Anonymous No.18582023]

>>18581967
>>18581922
How many trips with 1 reusable barrel would you need to "make a profit"?

[Anonymous No.18582027]

o-oil chads r-r-rise up

[Anonymous No.18582029]

>>18581924
God imagine eating her ass

[Anonymous No.18582031]

>>18579864
Perfect, china is dead. dogs and cats saved

[Anonymous No.18582032]

>>18581790
Oh no the prince is fucked.

[Anonymous No.18582037]

>>18581977
>erencuck
Cringe

[Anonymous No.18582039]

>>18581702
>this was not fucking priced in.

it was priced in if you'd been lurking the oil threads over the past 3 weeks moron and actually knew anything about what's happening in the world

[Anonymous No.18582042]

>>18581742
It went fabulous, and it is an unearthly experience cooming while you hear the bell ringing loudly for the close. Literally all I could see in my mind's eye was feet and green, and after hours it seems like I am pumping still in more ways than one.

[Anonymous No.18582043]

>>18581989
Yes, because it's more expensive to turn the oil pumps off for various reasons and they have nowhere to store them

[Anonymous No.18582053]

>>18581868
because the saudis want to run russia to the ground with the prices, but they kinda overshot it

[Anonymous No.18582058]

so to clarify it being at a negative price.
Are they going to be paying me for the contracts?

[Anonymous No.18582060]

>>18581977
>Erenchad
Based

[Anonymous No.18582070]

>>18581659
Hello

[Anonymous No.18582071]

alright /biz/ going to the store to buy hot pockets with my barrels of oil you guys want anything

[Anonymous No.18582072]

>>18581666
send the monies

[Anonymous No.18582075]

>>18581975
KEEP MOVING FORWARD
UNTIL YOUR ENEMIES ARE DESTROYED

[Anonymous No.18582077]

>>18581666

[Anonymous No.18582078]

>>18579003
>read it
What is that book anon?

[0x48a1689816A6e6Faf5522C0D01f9(...) No.18582084]

CHECK EM

[Anonymous No.18582097]

>>18581681

[Anonymous No.18582102]

goodbye sandniggers hehe

[Anonymous No.18582103]

>>18581666

[Anonymous No.18582114]

>>18582007
>>18581995
Thanks boys. Just checked norwegian papers and they seem to agree

[Anonymous No.18582116]

>>18581935
Well transporting that worthless piece of black gush.

[Anonymous No.18582127]

>>18582084
pathetic
watch this:

[Anonymous No.18582130]

Recommend me some anime /biz/ :)

[Anonymous No.18582131]

>>18581868
Shutting production down and restarting it costs a significant amount of money too, basically hedging bets right now

[Anonymous No.18582136]

>>18582078
programming principles and data structures, described in LISP lol

[Anonymous No.18582141]

>>18582007
norwegian air subsidiaries went bust today

[Anonymous No.18582149]

I see you panda.

[Anonymous No.18582151]

I'm a peasant.
I have a large field
I will buy all the barrels they have, and keep that at my field.
They will give me money because i bought negative.
Then later i will sell it back to them, making more money
And I'm a millionaire peasant

>but what if people come to your field and steal your oil crops
Oil is worth negative. If they steal my oil, im getting rid of negative worth = im gaining money.

[Anonymous No.18582152]

>>18582023
Barrel for 20$
Currently 1100 times to pay just for barrel.

[Anonymous No.18582155]

>>18581732
No you did fucking terrible lol. get out of that shit tomorrow

>>18582029
>eating her ass
bruh. eating ass is not a good idea unless she is completely empty and also just took a shower 2 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.18582158]

>>18581210
Retard, stickied threads have a max of 1000 replies all the early ones gets deleted

[Anonymous No.18582168]

keep shitposting bros

[Anonymous No.18582173]

>>18582078
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Structure_and_Interpretation_of_Computer_Programs

[Anonymous No.18582174]

>>18582053
>>18581988
>>18581950
>>18581906
>>18582131

So in short, drunk Russians and Shitskins are not good business men. Really just low IQ retards with to much power?

[Anonymous No.18582186]

>strike oil on land
>property value goes down

[Anonymous No.18582187]

>>18582130
the wind rises (Ghibli) is top comfy

[Anonymous No.18582191]

>>18582130
Maoyu Mao Yusha

[Anonymous No.18582196]

>>18581916
>How will this affect Norway?
You guys are oil rich, YOU'RE FUCKED
Say goodbye to MUH FREE HEALTHCARE

[Anonymous No.18582200]

>>18582155
I thought USO was the good one

[Anonymous No.18582212]

hehe funny line go *CRASH*

[Anonymous No.18582225]

/biz/ Im retarded, why is WTI negative but Brent just dropped some?

[Anonymous No.18582228]

https://youtu.be/StZcUAPRRac

[Anonymous No.18582235]

>>18582130
Apocalypse Zero

[Anonymous No.18582239]

>>18582039
cope.

[Anonymous No.18582248]

Buy gold since oil means nothing?

[Anonymous No.18582255]

My parents are asking me how to buy oil get ready for retail slaughter this week

[Anonymous No.18582262]

[Anonymous No.18582263]

about time to kill these pakis, no?

[Anonymous No.18582264]

We've done it. We closed the pool. We elected Trump. And now we've crashed oil. We've shitposted our way into the history books. I like to think it was for the better.

[Anonymous No.18582267]

>>18578823
>HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE

[Anonymous No.18582268]

>>18582212
That meme was never funny normalfag

[Anonymous No.18582269]

>>18581935
Nothing

[Anonymous No.18582278]

>>18581742
>>18580861
based

[Anonymous No.18582279]

>>18582196
Nice!

[Anonymous No.18582281]

should i cancel my AUTO INSURANCE??? how does this work can i renegotiate w better terms later on?

[Anonymous No.18582285]

>>18582196
Nigger their Oil Fund is worth 10 trillion NOK

[Anonymous No.18582286]

>>18582225
Brent has better sulphur content and is cheaper to extract

[Anonymous No.18582287]

>>18582084
>>18582127
check my numbers faggots

[Anonymous No.18582288]

>>18576786
Keep an eye on XMO, not the actual crude price.

[Anonymous No.18582289]

lads, explain to me -$40
i literally don't get it

[Anonymous No.18582299]

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18582303]

>>18576786
>buying a resource that is on the way out
you got caught holding Big businesses bags

[Anonymous No.18582308]

>>18579339
I'm a generally bad person, I fuck everyone I know over including my family and girlfriend, and I am also a lazy gluttonous slob. I beg for mercy lord.

[Anonymous No.18582310]

WW3 when?

[Anonymous No.18582313]

If dubs bitcoin goes to 0 this week

[Anonymous No.18582314]

>>18579339
i've been trying to get a hang of f-list but i just cannot make it work

[Anonymous No.18582321]

>>18582287

[Anonymous No.18582322]

>>18582263
>Tfw sexually frustrated incel
God I wanna suck on those fucking things so bad

[Anonymous No.18582326]

Claim your waifu before someone else does
I'll start

[Anonymous No.18582328]

>>18582248
Central banks could dump gold later this year to handle the recession. It's fun times, only lead is a safe investment.

[Anonymous No.18582333]

>>18582174
i been known that come on burrruh

[Anonymous No.18582337]

how do I buy bros pls

[Anonymous No.18582343]

>>18581811
SIEG HAIL, he has blessed us this day

[Anonymous No.18582344]

>>18576786
>retards actually think this is relevant somehow

Hey retards obviously you have no idea how market works?

Those deals are the regular future monthly deals.In a few words it means someone can buy oil with lower prices in the future.It's like purchase oil barrels

Now those particular deals are called "Future of May". They expire tomorrow and (((oilers))) had to get rid of them by tomorrow.Now with all shits combined(virus,quarantine,low demand on oil) global kikes had to make a big panic so they could get read of these deals asap

It's literally a trick to make panic in the market

[Anonymous No.18582346]

>>18582225
Brent is European maritime oil, wti is USA shale oil.

[Anonymous No.18582350]

>>18582289
Cruide oil companies lose more money stockpiling their oil that no one is buying than paying you to take it off their hands for them

[Anonymous No.18582352]

>>18582130
Gate
>invade fantansy land for ̶o̶i̶l̶ freedom

[Anonymous No.18582355]

>>18582174
More or less. If they'd had their pissing contest under normal circumstances it wouldn't have amounted to much, but they decided to have it when no one was active to need their shit

[Anonymous No.18582357]

>>18582285
More like 10 pesos lmao

[Anonymous No.18582362]

What does a fagtard with $400 in his RH account buy right now to profit off oil going to shit? Tell me

[Anonymous No.18582369]

Should I be going out to buy gas right now?

Its been around 1.99-2.09 in my state

[Anonymous No.18582370]

>>18579242
Hi nepeta

[Anonymous No.18582377]

>>18576786
well, I got some oil stocks
If I sell them on monday nobody is going to buy it right? there is no way I can escape losing money at his moment

[Anonymous No.18582378]

>>18582362
A rope

[Anonymous No.18582379]

>>18582310
now

[Anonymous No.18582381]

>>18582042
Hot, glad to hear that anon :D May you keep pumping (in more ways than one)

>>18582278

[Anonymous No.18582384]

How much toilet paper does a barrel of oil get me now?

[Anonymous No.18582387]

>>18582350
i guess its extremely profitable to start oil refinery rn

[Anonymous No.18582390]

>>18582264
>2100 history books will say that a bunch of internet losers shitposted their way into a global recession and the first US Oil crash since ever

[Anonymous No.18582393]

psst..hey kid..I'm paying best prices for oil storage..buzz me..k?

[Anonymous No.18582394]

>>18582196
norway is the richest country in the world, retard

[Anonymous No.18582395]

tell me im wrong

[Anonymous No.18582400]

>>18582344

[Anonymous No.18582403]

>>18579242
>>18579265
>>18579408
>>18579424
>>18580623
>>18580414
>>18580910
>>18580792
>>18582370
>>18579242
BROTHERS

[Anonymous No.18582411]

>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEGATIVE"
>"TAKE MY MONEY AND MY OIL"
>"I AM RUINED "
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[Anonymous No.18582412]

>>18582378
Don’t have any cash on hand

[Anonymous No.18582415]

>>18576786
wtf is happening

[Anonymous No.18582417]

I figured I'd take a nap.


I woke up to oil being NEGATIVE

[Anonymous No.18582421]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18582424]

lol just btfo'd a redditfag
feelsgood

[Anonymous No.18582438]

>>18582395
I have 2x 30 liter canisters for sale if anyone wants to make a quick buck

[Anonymous No.18582445]

>>18576786
FOR THOSE FROM OTHER BOARDS THAT WANT TO PROFIT, THIS IS THE EASIEST WAY CURRENTLY:

>make an account with a broker
>robinhood is the best at the moment because you don’t need to wait until the deposit gets into your account in order to start trading. Up to $5000 of buying power in advance.
>go through all the process of opening the account
>click on buying power
>click deposit
>dump your money into it
>go to search
>search OIL
>pic related will show up
>buy what you can. I recommend big companies like XOM, phillips 66 but you can buy whatever you want. Just avoid the ones that are small and on the brink of bankruptcy.
>sell the shares once we’re back to normal-ish in a couple of months
>if not we are all going to be dead anyways

If this nigga helped you out, you can also use my referral code that we both get a free stock.

https://join.robinhood.com/gabriem4533

[Anonymous No.18582447]

>>18582357
the Government Pension Fund Global is invested in international financial markets, so the risk is independent from the Norwegian economy

[Anonymous No.18582450]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18582458]

>>18582387
Not if no one is buying

[Anonymous No.18582466]

>>18582328
canada already dumped all their gold, and selling their people fake gold

[Anonymous No.18582468]

>>18581666
LONG THOTS
SHORT SIMPS

[Anonymous No.18582472]

>>18580414
based........

[Anonymous No.18582474]

>>18582369
Early monday morning from experience.

[Anonymous No.18582475]

If WTI Crude Oil futures prices settle, in any month, to a price between $8.00/bbl and $11.00/bbl, CME Clearing MAY switch its pricing and margining options models from the existing models to the Bachelier model, currently utilized in numerous spread options products where negative underlying prices and strike levels are a regular occurrence. If any WTI Crude Oil futures prices settle, in any month, to a level below $8.00/bbl, CME Clearing WILL move to the Bachelier model for all WTI Crude oil options contracts as well as all related crude oil options contracts effective the following trade date. CME Clearing will send out an advisory notice with one day notice before any implementation occurs with all appropriate details.

https://www.cmegroup.com/content/dam/cmegroup/notices/clearing/2020/04/Chadv20-152.pdf.?mod=article_inline

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YA'LL GOT DUPED

[Anonymous No.18582479]

breh

[Anonymous No.18582480]

[Anonymous No.18582484]

What happened to those 3x leveraged oil ETFs? Are they all gone? I was expecting DWTI to be up like 600% but I saw it was delisted years ago.

[Anonymous No.18582486]

>>18582019
profit for $4 call will be $5 - $4 = $0.25 = $0.75 x 100 = $75
profit for $3.5 call will be $5 - $3.5 = $0.5 = $1 x 100 = $100

[Anonymous No.18582496]

>>18582200
Uso is fine, it has NEVER reverse split and isn’t leveraged, it may take a while to go back up though. UCO has reverse split before he may have though you meant them, also avoid any 2x or 3x fund, they could end up in big doodoo if this continues

[Anonymous No.18582498]

>toasting in ebin bread

[Anonymous No.18582502]

>already bored of this "happening"

literal nothingburger

[Anonymous No.18582504]

>>18579339
I ghosted my ex to break up and never had the balls to talk to her again

[Anonymous No.18582520]

>>18582466
Link pls I want to shit on my canuck buddies

[Anonymous No.18582527]

>>18578902
>>>18578272
test

[Anonymous No.18582532]

>>18582475
Expalin it like I'm 3

[Anonymous No.18582535]

>>18582344
So tomorrow the price will be up again, no problem?

[Anonymous No.18582536]

>>18579242
CUTE

[Anonymous No.18582539]

>>18582394
Not anymore

[Anonymous No.18582541]

>>18579439
MBS has numerous enemies within Saudi Arabia. He is beyond fucked be ready for wahhabis to crucify him.

[Anonymous No.18582547]

>>18582445
This but make sure your stock has gas inside it, like XOP, that has actually been going up, you now have a lot of protection until waiting for oil.

Definitely DONT fuck with USO or GUSH or PUMP. You need oil and gas.

[Anonymous No.18582545]

>>18582058
yes. when the contract expires, you need to take delivery of the barrel of oil.

[Anonymous No.18582556]

>>18582424
>18

[Anonymous No.18582558]

>>18582502
Literal Shlomo

[Anonymous No.18582562]

>>18582502
just say how u really feel anon, it's easy.

"I don't respect women, bros"

[Anonymous No.18582563]

>>18582450
Excellent taste

[Anonymous No.18582570]

>>18582532
goo goo ga ga

[Anonymous No.18582575]

>>18582278
Was very based, what a memorable day. Negative oil in the biggest crash ever, I feel fantastic still.

>>18582381
Thank you for helping out, and that is one hot image! Very enjoyable and still is! Nice seeing things of all kind go up and keep going up!

[Anonymous No.18582580]

USO is only down 11%, is it even a good buy?

[Anonymous No.18582582]

>>18581967
So your telling me since oil is -40, that they'll pay me a total of 20 dollars altogether with barrel and oil?

40-20 = 20

[Anonymous No.18582584]

you're fucked, no matter how much CNBC tries to cover for fossil fuels

[Anonymous No.18582586]

It's a good time to live on an exclusively oil-consooming country I guess. Coronavirus aside.

[Anonymous No.18582589]

>>18582532
They won't really sell it in negative prices :^)

[Anonymous No.18582594]

>>18582458
I mean you can buy used barrels for $10.

[Anonymous No.18582608]

>>18579333
Yessir

[Anonymous No.18582611]

>>18582570
FUCK
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS
I WAS GONNA MAKE IT I WAS THIS CLOSE

[Anonymous No.18582618]

>>18582130
spice and wolf

[Anonymous No.18582621]

>>18582466
https://bmg-group.com/canada-sells-its-gold/

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/fake-gold-wafer-rbc-canadian-mint-1.4368801

[Anonymous No.18582630]

>>18579273
You will eventually kill yourself

[Anonymous No.18582633]

>>18582535
it's gunna fucking moon. this is a beartrap.

[Anonymous No.18582637]

I'M AN IDIOT, HOW DO I PROFIT OFF OF THIS
>I'M AN IDIOT, HOW DO I PROFIT OFF OF THIS
I'M AN IDIOT, HOW DO I PROFIT OFF OF THIS
>I'M AN IDIOT, HOW DO I PROFIT OFF OF THIS

[Anonymous No.18582638]

I have space for a lot of oil barrens in my yard. How do I grab some and the cash that comes with it?

Do I need to sail out to a refinery in the Mexican Golf or North Sea and knock on the door?

[Anonymous No.18582640]

>>18582575
I am not surprised /biz/fags are footfags, step on me market-chan.

[Anonymous No.18582641]

>>18582023
Zero trips retard.

[Anonymous No.18582644]

>>18582563

[Anonymous No.18582648]

>>18576786
How fucked are we?

[Anonymous No.18582650]

For anyone who doesn't realise how bad this is, we're not talking recession anymore. This is a prelude to a DEPRESSION, absolutely no question. It'll be worse than the world wars, trust me, we can't sell people war bonds anymore. We are all going to be FUCKED. Yet no one seems to be taking this seriously.

[Anonymous No.18582661]

I bought 100k Oil

[Anonymous No.18582662]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18582664]

>>18579339
I literally ate my own shit when I was 4

[Anonymous No.18582665]

>>18582547
What about Valero??

[Anonymous No.18582666]

>>18582520
>>18582621

[Anonymous No.18582676]

>>18582648
sell it all anon, all of it

[Anonymous No.18582678]

>>18582661
4/10 on a good day

[Anonymous No.18582682]

>>18579339
1k to 100k to 0k in 3 weeks

[Anonymous No.18582686]

>>18582661
PROVE IT NIGGER

[Anonymous No.18582702]

>>18582263
suace on this milf?

[Anonymous No.18582705]

>>18582633

[Anonymous No.18582704]

>>18582570
Kek

[Anonymous No.18582709]

>>18582661
Based

[Anonymous No.18582719]

>>18582702
google image search

[Anonymous No.18582725]

>>18579562
pretty sure they weren’t being serious

[Anonymous No.18582737]

>>18582702
Ava Addams
fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.18582750]

>>18582661
>100000x-40 dollars= -4.000.000,00 dollars

damn u rich son

[Anonymous No.18582760]

>>18582661
lord

[Anonymous No.18582765]

why arent oil companies like XOM and others crashing? i want to buy the dip

[Anonymous No.18582767]

>>18582650
Stop being so dramatic, fucking faggot.
Buy gold and fuck hoes

[Anonymous No.18582777]

>>18576786
We did it, Reddit!

[Anonymous No.18582785]

ITT:

People really thinks there are literal barrels of oil

[Anonymous No.18582790]

so whats the plan now

[Anonymous No.18582794]

>>18576786
how can I buy a negative number?

[Anonymous No.18582796]

>>18582661
Stop posting all these hot girls I'm getting horny and lonely

[Anonymous No.18582809]

>>18582767
Come back in 2 days and you'll be crying unless you take immediate steps to stop MAJOR losses. I am trying to help.

[Anonymous No.18582811]

Just store the oil and no-one gets hurt.

[Anonymous No.18582820]

>>18582777
>all the surplus oil is now gonna get burned all over Texas
Sorry Greta

[Anonymous No.18582826]

>>18582785
D-do you mean, there aren't actual neatly arranged barrels of oil under the ground?

[Anonymous No.18582828]

>>18582790
thats a man

[Anonymous No.18582831]

>>18582794
you need negative cash dummy

[Anonymous No.18582836]

>>18582796
same dude,same.

[Anonymous No.18582837]

>>18582640
Considering how big movers make all the action happen, a relationship with the market for a small player is a lot like that. Sometimes market-chan steps on you and takes your gains away, and other times she rewards you by letting you kiss her feet while she throws pocket change at you. No matter how much you get abused by her you still show up every day like a good bitch as she smugly laughs at you surviving off her literal crumbs, torturing you with irrational trading one day and on others forcing you to make humiliating buys because that is the trend. /biz/ should make a market-chan waifu, it actually fits really well.

[Anonymous No.18582839]

>>18582785
Shut the fuck up faggot

[Anonymous No.18582853]

so does it make sense to buy puts on WTI, expiration 15th may also strike price 2 bucks ?

[Anonymous No.18582854]

>>18582678
would not bang?
>>18582686
you have to take my word as a honest /biz/nessman
>>18582750
I get paid for buying Oil bruh
>>18582796
good

[Anonymous No.18582855]

>>18582826
>oil is actually finno-korean era superfuel

[Anonymous No.18582856]

>>18582777
did what? cause a likely massive ecological catastrophe when a bunch of bankrupt producers start doing fishy shit to remove the oil they literally can't store? I wouldn't be surprised if there are wells in full flare trying to burn off as much shit as they can. next they'll just dump it in some illegal way i'm sure. not like anyone is digging holes and installing assloads of EPA required double wall tanks with full blown tank gauge environmental monitoring for this short term excess.

[Anonymous No.18582860]

FUCK IT IM BECOMING A RENTBOY

[Anonymous No.18582861]

Wow who could have ever predicted this?

Oh... Wait...
https://ourfiniteworld.com/oil-supply-limits-and-the-continuing-financial-crisis/

[Anonymous No.18582868]

>>18579416
WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD

[Anonymous No.18582871]

WHO'S DELETING POSTS TO KEEP IT AT 1000??????????

[Anonymous No.18582873]

>it's gonna be Mad Max, but with people fighting to get rid of their oil

[Anonymous No.18582890]

>>18579258
Absolutely based!
Its’s time for war!

[Anonymous No.18582891]

>>18582871
Me. I'm deleting my own posts, you got a problem cunt?

[Anonymous No.18582896]

How can I get a refund on my Tesla and get my old itasha back?

[Anonymous No.18582897]

>>18582790
Use it as paint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg

[Anonymous No.18582912]

>>18581607
Cunny.

[Anonymous No.18582911]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18582919]

ISAREAL ATTACKING SYRIA

[Anonymous No.18582925]

>>18582873
so oil is going nuclear

[Anonymous No.18582930]

>>18582891
NICE TRY JANNY WHAT DO YOU GET OUT OF THIS????

[Anonymous No.18582932]

>>18582873
>America invading middle eastern shitholes to force them into accepting American oil
>Middle eastern terrorists blowing them selves up to avoid getting the oil

[Anonymous No.18582942]

>>18579497
When 3rd world and developing producers have a civil war, American producers go bankrupt, and oil goes back up to $100 a barrel (or whatever the 2028 equivalent is). Then we can go back to our old ways and invade some middle eastern country for oil.

[Anonymous No.18582946]

>>18582897
patrician

[Anonymous No.18582947]

Fucking /biz/, I literally invested $5000 into oil last week. You guys told me after Trump's deal the prices would go up. I want to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.18582953]

>>18582912
based cunny

[Anonymous No.18582961]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18582964]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18582981]

>>18582897
actual thread theme

[Anonymous No.18582989]

[Anonymous No.18582993]

>>18582811
no more places to store it

[Anonymous No.18582995]

>>18582947
Lets make a deal

pay me 20 bucks per barrel and I will take them from you

[Anonymous No.18583002]

>>18582871
kek

[Anonymous No.18583004]

>>18582947
no one could have seen this

[Anonymous No.18583020]

>>18582326
sure.

[Anonymous No.18583021]

>>18582947
no we didn't
most of us sold right after the deal, someone meme'd all over u kiddo

[Anonymous No.18583022]

So I'm a Spanish (Spain) fag. I'm trapped home. I don't have an account on places such as etoro or other brokers. How can I "buy" or put value on petroleum going to the moon, in a crypto way? Got ETH.
Can I buy crude oil and put it inside home? I'd be cool with having a barrel at home the good ol' Soviet way

[Anonymous No.18583023]

>>18582871
THE JEWS

[Anonymous No.18583025]

>>18582932

[Anonymous No.18583028]

WTI Crude - buy or wait?

[Anonymous No.18583031]

why can't I just buy it and dump it all on my city's underground drinking water supply?

[Anonymous No.18583033]

First comer. What is a safe amount to invest?

[Anonymous No.18583034]

>>18582873
>USA begins flying air refueling tankers over other countries and spraying them with crude

[Anonymous No.18583037]

ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

[Anonymous No.18583039]

>>18582871
DA

JOOOOOOS

[Anonymous No.18583042]

>>18582871
>1001
turn off your laptop and try again, that should fix it

[Anonymous No.18583052]

>>18583028
WTI more like WTF lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.18583057]

So, they will give me 37$ a barrel?

[Anonymous No.18583060]

I know I've let me down
And I've been a clown to myself

I though that I could beat
Supercomputer AI

But now, through all the AAAA and OOOO
It's time for me to respect
The stocks I love mean more than anything

So with losses on my chart
I feel the best thing I could do

Is end it all, and market sell

What's done is done, my losses realized
What once was green is now red

I'll never profit again
My oil is ending

I wish, that I could turn back time
And buy puts on SPY

Can't live without the pain of hindsight
I know, we can't forget the charts

You can't forget option expiry
Because of that it's killing me inside

It all
Returns
To the wellhead
It all keeps tumbling down, tumbling down tumbling down

It all
Returns
To the Saudis
I just keep letting me down, letting me down letting me down

In my portfolio
I know that I could never be green again

I've lost every thing
Every thing

Every thing is liquidated
I am financially ruined!

I wish, that I could turn back time
'cause now the bags are all mine

Can't live without buying high and selling low

I know, we can't forget the greeks
You can't panic sell and buy
Because I did it's killing me inside

It all
Returns
To the Fed
It all keeps tumbling down, tumbling down tumbling down

It all
Returns
To wage slaving
It just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down tumbling down

[Anonymous No.18583061]

>>18583002
it's a pinned post, someone already wrote it

[Anonymous No.18583062]

>>18583028
Anon, the issue is that if something goes low enough, it eventually goes bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.18583063]

>venezuelan
is there any way for me to make money off this

[Anonymous No.18583073]

>>18576786
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18583077]

>>18583033
Learn about risk management and only invest in positions that risk $10 for at least the first 20 (but hopefully the first 100) trades.

[Anonymous No.18583095]

>>18583063
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.18583098]

>>18582854
this bodytype would be perfect for a twink
as for girl she's severly underweight and should eat something
also thats a man

[Anonymous No.18583099]

>>18583060
based

[Anonymous No.18583106]

>from 50 to -40
what a ride

[Anonymous No.18583108]

>find oil on property
>property loses value

[Anonymous No.18583110]

>>18583073

[Anonymous No.18583111]

>>18583073
JOEY IS IN, GET OUT NOW OR SUFFER

[Anonymous No.18583119]

>>18583063
How are you even still able to use the internet.

[Anonymous No.18583121]

>>18583062
But surely this cannot be, as it has intrinsic value? I cant see how oil wont always be worth more than water because it can give you energy

[Anonymous No.18583123]

>>18581666
Thanks Satan

[Anonymous No.18583133]

>>18582765
Because they've basically bottomed out already since last month

[Anonymous No.18583134]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18583139]

Don't buy oil. Even when the demand comes back, which will be months, they will still have to work through all the surplus that is still being pumped.

[Anonymous No.18583142]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18583165]

Why can't i find a live chart for Urals oil anywhere?

[Anonymous No.18583167]

At what point does it become cheaper to start pumping oil back into the ground? kek

[Anonymous No.18583174]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18583177]

>>18580029
Kek salty Ukrainian btfo

[Anonymous No.18583178]

I just came here to say I love the anime girl posts.

[Anonymous No.18583179]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18583180]

>>18583121
This index that's going negative is specifically the oil index from western texas

[Anonymous No.18583181]

"We're giving back the oil, I've always said that -- give back the oil" -Donald Trump, 4/20/2020

[Anonymous No.18583194]

So /biz/ will this crash futures and derivatives?

[Anonymous No.18583195]

what happen i "buy" a 1000 barrel but has nowhere to store them?

[Anonymous No.18583204]

>>18583106
>-40
screenshot?

[Anonymous No.18583207]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18583209]

>>18583178
that's the spirit /int/!

[Anonymous No.18583215]

>>18581607
Glass and paper as more and more muh greeniggers fags come out the woodwork demanding plastic stuff be replaced. Glass will be in high demand for all the bottles we'll need and paper for bags.

[Anonymous No.18583221]

>>18583195
You have to drink it.

[Anonymous No.18583224]

>>18582837
Anon, please. This thread is lewd enough with all of market-chan's brilliant feet, my imagination can only take so much.

[Anonymous No.18583227]

>>18583165
its -$2

[Anonymous No.18583229]

>>18583119
satellite internet.

[Anonymous No.18583232]

>>18583195
You pay someone to store them for you

[Anonymous No.18583238]

>>18583178

[Anonymous No.18583239]

how do i profit from this shit. just make a robinhood account or some shit? newfag here.

[Anonymous No.18583240]

>>18582390
hell yeah

[Anonymous No.18583241]

>>18583181
>you think i'm a funny guy?
>what makes me funny?
>HUH? I'm here to amuse you?

[Anonymous No.18583243]

ebin shitpost

[Anonymous No.18583247]

>>18583195
You pay the company's storage cost as they keep it there warm and nice for you to pick up, plus an overhead related to their inability to use the space for more productive endeavors.

[Anonymous No.18583254]

Looks like you got yourself into a corner, huh?

[Anonymous No.18583256]

>>18583178
based weeb

[Anonymous No.18583257]

[Anonymous No.18583258]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18583267]

>>18576786
why is this stickied

[Anonymous No.18583275]

>>18583204
Read the thread nigger

[Anonymous No.18583276]

>>18576786
What’s the safest oil stock to invest in? America Crude Savings?

[Anonymous No.18583277]

>>18583063
>Venezuelan
>Money
Shouldn't have voted for socialism dumbass

[Anonymous No.18583296]

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.18583306]

>>18582785
There are literal barrels of oil and nowhere to store them, that's why the price has gone negative.

[Anonymous No.18583308]

>>18582912
roll

[Anonymous No.18583310]

ok so now what

[Anonymous No.18583312]

>>18583296
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY

[Anonymous No.18583314]

>>18579980
You mutts cant even beat vietnamese rice farmers and afghan donkey fuckers. How the fuk do you expect to beat china?

[Anonymous No.18583319]

>>18583108
you already posted this shit in /pol/. fuck off.

[Anonymous No.18583322]

>>18583276
nothing traded in $, so i guess there is none XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
CLOWN WORLD

[Anonymous No.18583326]

>>18583239
Boop random people's tummies and ask oil and money for it.

[Anonymous No.18583334]

>>18583312
BP

[Anonymous No.18583343]

>>18583312
LINK

[Anonymous No.18583347]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18583349]

You are all fucking idiots.

This was the May contract. The June contract is still at $23. On top of that, this is just WTI. The rest, Brent included, are still in the positive.

You absolutely stupid cunting fucks, as usual.

[Anonymous No.18583360]

>>18576786
>tfw no trans gf to defend frrom the roaming tribes during the upcoming apocalypse

[Anonymous No.18583366]

>>18583180
Care to explain? is this a attack from the saudis or china? insider shit? This has my attention but dont fully understand whats going on.

[Anonymous No.18583369]

what would yall buy with 1k rn

[Anonymous No.18583371]

I PICKED A HELL OF A DAY TO TAKE AN AFTERNOON NAP.
I FEEL LIKE I WOKE UP IN BIZARRO WORLD.

[Anonymous No.18583372]

>>18583319
yes but i didn't post here now i did thanks for the (you)

[Anonymous No.18583373]

>>18583319
Also /int/
>>18583312
Gas. Tons shit of gas, at least if you're American. Storage it and keep it for years to come.

[Anonymous No.18583379]

>>18583349
>t.AOMIDF

[Anonymous No.18583387]

>>18582650
Kek.

[Anonymous No.18583397]

>>18583349
So how to I buy free oil

[Anonymous No.18583398]

>>18583349
Its just a cold, nothing burger, go home folks nothing to see here.

[Anonymous No.18583400]

government is throwing billions in bailouts instead of throwing those billions in renewable energy sources now is the perfect time to let oil die before it's too late

[Anonymous No.18583407]

>>18583371
you never woke up

[Anonymous No.18583410]

Reminder USO rolled over to June contracts over 2 weeks ago. And it is not leveraged. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.18583412]

>>18583372
have another one, (you) slut

[Anonymous No.18583421]

LAST TWO DIGITS OF YOUR POST IS THE PERCENT YOUR STOCKS FALL IN MAY

ROLL

[Anonymous No.18583423]

>>18580623
Bruh that better be a man becasue that ass is so flat its inverted

[Anonymous No.18583433]

>>18583371
WHAT DO I BUY WHAT DO I BUY SOMEONE JUST TELL ME WHAT TO BUY ON ROBINHOOD I GOT 1.2k I'VE BEEN SAVING UP SOMEONE TELL ME AHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18583440]

>>18582580
Fucking no. Its poison.
They had to rollover contracts and now the fund is pretty worthless.

[Anonymous No.18583442]

>>18582326
Holo's wheeling and dealing really activates my internal Scotsman money pitching

[Anonymous No.18583444]

>>18578823
>HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE ADOLF

Filled my tank up real cheap thanks to you.

[Anonymous No.18583445]

>find oil on property
>property loses value

[Anonymous No.18583449]

>>18579273
Based. What's your kik and we can measure progress.

[Anonymous No.18583452]

>>18583421
JUST

[Anonymous No.18583454]

>>18583349
What makes you think people will want to buy oil in June?

[Anonymous No.18583461]

>>18583421
how will we differ between 100% and 00%?

[Anonymous No.18583464]

>>18583412
thanks daddy

[Anonymous No.18583470]

>>18582130
Mushishi

[Anonymous No.18583483]

DID YOU NOTICE A SIGN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE THAT SAYS DEAD OIL STORAGE?

[Anonymous No.18583486]

>>18580116
Where does crypto sit in all this?

[Anonymous No.18583488]

>>18583421
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18583504]

>>18582130
Spice and wolf is the /biz/ anime

[Anonymous No.18583506]

>>18583410
what does that mean?

[Anonymous No.18583509]

>>18583433
Bitch that's trumpbux

[Anonymous No.18583527]

>>18576786

[Anonymous No.18583528]

TELL ME WHAT STOCK TO BUY ON ROBINHOOD RIGHT NOW PLEASE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18583530]

>>18583421
rolling

[Anonymous No.18583532]

>>18583360
Dude this prime time to simply shop for the best pussy, Thots will be sucking your dick for a can of tuna. Don't tie yourself down.

[Anonymous No.18583533]

>>18583488
HH

[Anonymous No.18583537]

>>18583433
RTX

[Anonymous No.18583542]

>>18582130
Spice and Wolf

[Anonymous No.18583571]

>>18583506
Unless oil goes negative multiple months in a row USO won't get fucked as hard as people are thinking

[Anonymous No.18583577]

>>18583506
It means the idiots that panic sold it today gave you a great opportunity to buy it low

[Anonymous No.18583579]

>>18583347
Is it wrong to genuinely want this

[Anonymous No.18583584]

dont mind me just posting a test

[Anonymous No.18583588]

>>18583277
>voting for socialism
retard parents did that one for me.

[Anonymous No.18583590]

>>18583528
market's closed you fucking dunce

[Anonymous No.18583601]

What a time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.18583606]

>>18583584
delet this

[Anonymous No.18583617]

>>18582130
konosuba is fun!

[Anonymous No.18583619]

>>18583590
Wait I missed my chance then? This feels like a once in a lifetime opportunity and I missed it?

[Anonymous No.18583639]

I really don't know much about what's going on rn but man this is a ride holy shit.

[Anonymous No.18583640]

>>18583530
thats a man

[Anonymous No.18583645]

>>18583167
wouldn't this actually unironically be a good solution?

[Anonymous No.18583649]

>>18583421
>mfw I have no stocks because I'm not a retard who expects to get rich by parking his money into the Jewish casino

[Anonymous No.18583653]

>>18583619
place an order for tomorrow then retard

[Anonymous No.18583659]

>>18583640
no it's not

[Anonymous No.18583660]

>>18579865
Not only they were fucked because their oil industry suffered from heavy degradation and sanctions now it's 100% useless. So they're megafucked. Add corona and they're hyperfucked. How JUSTed can you get before it's too much?

[Anonymous No.18583679]

thanks trump

[Anonymous No.18583684]

>>18583571
ok that is what I was thinking.

for the time being, demand wont go exponential and we'll see some bankruptcies. So this is perfect for short term plays as the ETF will climb back up and then tank towards the end of the contract date.

[Anonymous No.18583692]

>>18583659
prove it, fag

[Anonymous No.18583706]

>>18583660
The upcoming invasion will put them out of their misery.

[Anonymous No.18583711]

>>18583421
bruh

[Anonymous No.18583723]

>>18583640
no

[Anonymous No.18583727]

you retards were telling everyone to buy oil for over a month. you retards shill crypto as well. fuck you all selling that shit now.

[Anonymous No.18583729]

>>18583224
She will command you to lie on the floor as she lowers the price of your stocks you hold as your face gets grinded on by her foot, made to suffer for her amusement until she finally lets you back up and gives you headpats for gains. She plays with your emotions on purpose, loving to see you giddy with excitement only to betray your expectations. She will compliment you on your options trading only to ask to see them herself and crumple it up and throw them away in front of you. You will come begging to her for gains, leaving yourself in her care as she breaks you and you let her control your life and destiny. Your meals are served at a dog bowl by her feet but you don't care, she is your master and livelihood and your only alternative is to wagecuck forever or die on the streets. So she knows it and takes you on the wildest rides imaginable without giving a damn in the world about what you think, telling you to shut up whenever you try to bring up logic or facts and just stuffs a sock in your mouth until you learn your lesson and invest in the way she wants you to, dumping you the moment you lose her favor mercilessly and without remorse. All you can do is beg and worship her to stay afloat. Once you are market-chan's pet, you are here forever while she lives rent-free in your head day and night and consumes your life hunting for the smallest signs of affection and chance to rise from your lowly station in life by being the rich girl's bitch.

[Anonymous No.18583731]

>>18583649
Based
Same here I got 3700 bucks and richer than all these oiletes

[Anonymous No.18583745]

>>18583679
>thinking trump did any of this

Hes just along for the ride yo. There are people way more powerful than him calling the shots and making things happen.

[Anonymous No.18583747]

>>18581689

[Anonymous No.18583772]

>>18583723
>dick hidden
yea, thats a man
also manfeet

[Anonymous No.18583782]

>>18583745
>Thinks there are people more powerful than the POTUS

[Anonymous No.18583787]

>>18579598
Was this from Inuyashiki?

[Anonymous No.18583797]

>>18583421
fml

[Anonymous No.18583798]

Maybe bluebeam is real and insiders are dumping the now obsolete combustion engine

[Anonymous No.18583802]

[Anonymous No.18583803]

>>18583747
Jannies must be ecstatic they can finally fill their tanks on their current salary

[Anonymous No.18583816]

>>18583802
I wish that was all of NYC right now

[Anonymous No.18583819]

>>18583772
that's not a man, you virgin

you can see by the bone structure that's obviously female

hormones don't change bone structure

[Anonymous No.18583826]

>>18583421
roll

[Anonymous No.18583827]

>>18583803
kek

[Anonymous No.18583851]

>>18583579
If it is, I want to be wrong.

[Anonymous No.18583859]

>>18583723
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.18583861]

>>18582263
damn she's getting chubby and hitting the wall

[Anonymous No.18583863]

>>18583803
chuckled

[Anonymous No.18583865]

I don't care how low it is

[Anonymous No.18583878]

>>18583797

[Anonymous No.18583881]

>>18582326
yayayayay

[Anonymous No.18583883]

>>18583421
fuck it, roll

[Anonymous No.18583889]

>>18583421
rollin

[Anonymous No.18583892]

>>18583819
I'm no virgin, I fuck cute boys, and that guy on your webm has exactly same bone structure as the boys I fuck.

[Anonymous No.18583899]

>>18583530
GF has this body type. Nice tight little pussy.

[Anonymous No.18583939]

>>18576786
>Property find on oil
>Value property loses

[Anonymous No.18583943]

I live in Oklahoma. 1 hour from Cushing (where alot of oil is stored). Is this the end?

[Anonymous No.18583944]

Thread moving so fast.

How does a newfag invest into oil properly and what platform? Is stash good?

[Anonymous No.18583958]

so i bought jan 21 calls. cheap as fuck, felt wortg speculating. i

[Anonymous No.18583959]

>>18583892
You don't, you're a sick tranny trying to get people to think they can look like that

female body structure, obvious by the hips and legs

[Anonymous No.18583967]

>>18583859
rocksy light

[Anonymous No.18583984]

>>18583943
Why don't you go pick up some free oil and money?

[Anonymous No.18583987]

Does no one here realize negative pricing means the company eats the negative dividends and the payout is also negative?

You are literally throwing money into the abyss.

[Anonymous No.18584002]

>>18580023
Who are these experts anyway?

[Anonymous No.18584007]

>>18583967
that's a biological man

[Anonymous No.18584009]

but I have no place to store oil
what do

[Anonymous No.18584015]

>$0.00 per barrel

WITH NO SURVIVORS?

[Anonymous No.18584028]

>>18583987
everyone realizes that trump is in bed with saudi arabia and this is just to bankrupt all the shitty companies trying to leech off exxon
market will be ath next month

[Anonymous No.18584031]

>>18583987
>You are literally throwing money into the abyss.
Well this is /biz/ we're talking about.

[Anonymous No.18584032]

>>18583967
That cant be right? Face and boobs are totaly different.

[Anonymous No.18584049]

>>18584002
wang zhang

[Anonymous No.18584057]

>>18584015
>One order of infinity oil, please

[Anonymous No.18584058]

>>18583349
You do realize that $23 is still really fucked up? At that price 80% of the producers are out of the game

[Anonymous No.18584066]

>>18583729
Totally gonna edge to this for the next several hours.

[Anonymous No.18584068]

Forget oil, invest in anime feet.

[Anonymous No.18584077]

>people are forced to stay at home so they cant drive around wasting fuel
>same applies for many companies and their suppliers and deliveries
>OH WOW OIL IS CRASHING WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING
why am i always so blind? even a 10 year old child could have predicted that

[Anonymous No.18584083]

>>18583959
>You don't
fags cope lmao
>>18583967
thats a man

[Anonymous No.18584106]

wtf is going on

[Anonymous No.18584126]

>>18583944
Go to a big refinery in your area, knock their door and ask for a few barrels. They will give them to you + the money. It can't be easier.

[Anonymous No.18584137]

>>18584032
she got fake tits

[Anonymous No.18584139]

>>18584032
she got a lot of plastic surgery (boobs, nose, hairline, jaw, teeth)
t. simp

[Anonymous No.18584147]

I'm hoping there is still some justice in the world, and the USD goes to zero next.

[Anonymous No.18584152]

>>18584106
buy oil buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.18584163]

>>18584147
You wish. oil crashing means even more 3rd worlders will go to USD

[Anonymous No.18584166]

>>18584015

[Anonymous No.18584177]

>>18584077
As demand falls supply should have fallen too, the problem here is that Russia and Sand instead increased production to rekt all the overleveraged American companiess

[Anonymous No.18584189]

Where do I watch all the local oil markets anons? I want more than just WTI and Brent

[Anonymous No.18584190]

>>18584077
Oil has been over processed since God knows how fucking long this has been inevitable but the environmentalist are retarded and haven't made nuclear actually profitable so no one listens to them

[Anonymous No.18584214]

>>18584163
So the USD stays strong and stocks dump into Oblivion because there's no more inflation to prop their value up.

Niceee.

[Anonymous No.18584234]

>>18584152
Doesn't seem like oil company stock is lowering that much. CVX, XOM moved like 5 percent.

[Anonymous No.18584250]

How long until Trump starts boasting about how he made oil free for everyone?

[Anonymous No.18584254]

>>18584139
What a waste..... gone from hot damn to just another barbie doll.

[Anonymous No.18584260]

>>18583984
No where to store it. I'm expecting sub $1 gas prices tomorrow though, we were at $1.35 yesterday.

[Anonymous No.18584280]

>>18580428
Why did they put it in the garbage disposal????

[Anonymous No.18584281]

>>18584177
>As demand falls supply should have fallen too
shitty Keynesian economic theory can't be applied to integrated oil companies with obscene fixed costs

[Anonymous No.18584284]

IF YOU HAVE OIL IN YOUR CAR EMPTY IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

IT'S LOWERING THE VALUE OF YOUR CAR

[Anonymous No.18584288]

>>18583723
I don't care if that is a man, I would worship his feet.

>>18584066
Good boy. Should keep checking your portfolio as you do it and let your imagination run wild with the price action~

>>18584068
Demand has never been higher. I will take more shares even if the price is to kick me like in your image.

[Anonymous No.18584308]

>>18584189
PLS RESPOND

[Anonymous No.18584310]

>>18579904
Yes, but trade the hogs for necessities first.

[Anonymous No.18584314]

>>18580553
This will fuck currency.

[Anonymous No.18584315]

all Trump needs to accomplish to enter Obama tier now is getting us involved in some other country's war

[Anonymous No.18584320]

>>18584152
NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BUY BARRELS OF OIL AND GETS THE MONEY TOO

[Anonymous No.18584324]

>>18581595
no nigger

[Anonymous No.18584328]

>>18576786
NOT OVER YET
ONE MORE TRADING DAY AHEAD FOR US LADS
BUCKLE UP AND GET READY FOR THE SHOW
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/energy/crude-oil/light-sweet-crude_product_calendar_futures.html

[Anonymous No.18584343]

-$37.50

How do I get paid to own WTI

[Anonymous No.18584346]

>>18583745
Yeah man, everything in the world is controlled by the lizardmen.

[Anonymous No.18584348]

>>18584284
>go to car dealership
>fill up the tank with crude
>they pay me to take the car

[Anonymous No.18584353]

>>18584288

[Anonymous No.18584354]

>>18584343
you don't unless you have somewhere to store all that oil

[Anonymous No.18584360]

>>18581681

[Anonymous No.18584384]

So /sp/ here, do the oilers go bankrupt now?

[Anonymous No.18584385]

>>18580090
17 days 3 hours and 22 minutes

[Anonymous No.18584394]

it's just a ruse by the oil companies to get cheap storage space
they will fuck you over when it goes up again

[Anonymous No.18584401]

>>18580070
>all oil deposits are just portfolios from bag holders thousands of years ago
>the oil cycle continues as it has for eons
The final redpill

[Anonymous No.18584403]

>>18584343
Do you have an empty high security warehouse that meets regulations about storing explosives?
If you do, congratulations, you're a multimillionaire right this instant.

[Anonymous No.18584433]

>>18584403
Why can't I store them in my backyard?

[Anonymous No.18584437]

>>18581689
LINK

[Anonymous No.18584467]

>>18584433
Pesky goverment bureaucracy as usual. Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.18584477]

>>18584343
hope you have a lot of steel barrels

[Anonymous No.18584497]

[Anonymous No.18584517]

the final dump

[Anonymous No.18584523]

>>18584433
Might depends on living in a free country or not but in Bongland you certainly can't own any large quantities of flammable, explosive fuel without a replica of fort knox built around it guarded by dragon-dildo waving robot soldiers.

[Anonymous No.18584533]

>>18584384
Yeah. They've since become the Titans.

[Anonymous No.18584576]

>>18580102
>reddit

[Anonymous No.18584597]

>>18584354
>>18584403
>>18584477
lets say that I have three empty, un certified POL tanks, who do I call?

[Anonymous No.18584614]

>>18584433
oil thickens if it's not stored properly and the barrels themselves are not made to be stored outside long term
Think tar sands in canada

[Anonymous No.18584621]

>>18584353
Just in time for the poomp, I wish I could sell myself to to be property for her just to worship.

[Anonymous No.18584657]

>>18584597
they'll call you.

[Anonymous No.18584659]

>>18580182
I'm a girl.

[Anonymous No.18584664]

>>18584621
okita is cute

[Anonymous No.18584675]

Hey guys I just got off work. How're my shares in Exxon Mobile and Halliburton doing today?

[Anonymous No.18584691]

>>18580211
How do refine crude oil in my kitchen?

[Anonymous No.18584696]

>>18576786
What is happening? I am an eastern yuro poor fag with some bucks lying around, what should I do?

[Anonymous No.18584710]

>>18584597
No idea, I'm not in this business, you'd need someone in the know or a personal contact in the relevant companies. I guess try the oil distributors in your areas, might have a public line for this. Ask the nearby gas station, they might know.
It might take a few days for the desperation to be high enough to sneak oil in illegal fashion.

[Anonymous No.18584723]

>>18584696
buy lighters

[Anonymous No.18584765]

Screw it, I'm in for $100 let's see what happens l

[Anonymous No.18584775]

This thread is so paraplegic that everyone will see that 1 oz. Gold = 2 oz. Platinum.
Industry is dead. Head for the hills. You have at most 2 weeks before the global stop will affect you directly.

[Anonymous No.18584800]

how does oil futures trading work? its not like stocks right? how can i make money on this?

[Anonymous No.18584804]

>>18584775
May day is coming.

[Anonymous No.18584806]

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

[Anonymous No.18584822]

How do i invest in socialism?

[Anonymous No.18584838]

retard detected

[Anonymous No.18584843]

>>18584675
Stop larping, we're in lockdown, no one is working.

[Anonymous No.18584844]

>>18584775
everybody stop working!
some paperpushers can't decide how much to pay for gold

[Anonymous No.18584849]

exxon and shell stock is going to go down now BUY THE DIP

[Anonymous No.18584851]

>>18584691
Drink it, and then collect your urine in a jug the next morning, drink it again, and the the morning after that you just pee directly into your car's gas tank.

[Anonymous No.18584864]

>>18584765
How do I invest money ,fellas?
Inb4 zoomer

[Anonymous No.18584866]

>>18584822
take out loans and donate it to Bernie Sanders presidential campaign

[Anonymous No.18584883]

>>18582186
LMAO
underrated post

[Anonymous No.18584889]

>>18584765
>let's see what happens

What happens is a few weeks from now you get a call from Maersk that says your oil is on a tanker in the gulf, what do you want them to do with it? And when you "lol idk" they sue you.

[Anonymous No.18584898]

>>18583421
I have no stocks kek

[Anonymous No.18584899]

>>18584775
Thread is moving so slow everyone will see that your'e a gypsy.

[Anonymous No.18584917]

>>18580247
Based. This man knows.

[Anonymous No.18584929]

>>18580233
kek needed this today. Shit's going down hill, boys.

[Anonymous No.18584936]

>>18576786
what does negative means? why would you pay someone to literally take youe asset?

[Anonymous No.18584950]

Wil we see al saud heads on pikes soon?

[Anonymous No.18584969]

>>18584936
There's so much oil that we have nowhere to store it.

[Anonymous No.18584983]

haha oil well goes bllprblrprblrrpblr

[Anonymous No.18584987]

>>18582186
10/10

[Anonymous No.18585017]

>>18576786
And they said Bitcoin was gonna hit 0...

[Anonymous No.18585021]

>>18582678
Porn has corroded your mind.

[Anonymous No.18585023]

>>18584899
Yeah I am drunk so I deleted that sperging post. My shame at typing got the best of me. Now please, kys.

[Anonymous No.18585047]

>>18581310
lmao

[Anonymous No.18585069]

>>18584077
>people are forced to stay
No.

[Anonymous No.18585071]

>>18580364
At best it collapses and returns to the middle age where it belongs.

[Anonymous No.18585095]

>>18581418
Sold all my XOM shares, it's been 90 years since we had a depression this big

[Anonymous No.18585103]

Is UCO too dangerous or should I just stick to uso?

[Anonymous No.18585105]

>and we hold the world ransom for...
>ONE MILLION BARRELS

[Anonymous No.18585111]

>>18585017
OH NONONONONO
dont tell me bitcoin can go negative too
I am SO fucked!

[Anonymous No.18585122]

>>18582000
Based and wheatpilled

[Anonymous No.18585148]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18585163]

LOL

[Anonymous No.18585170]

>>18576786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4-MmsLKRDw

[Anonymous No.18585184]

>18585163
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.18585191]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18585199]

What's to stop me buying an unlimited supply of oil barrels and being paid to buy it, and then dumping it all in the ocean so I don't have to pay to store it?

[Anonymous No.18585214]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18585222]

JUST IN: The US will add 75 million barrels of oil to its strategic reserve
JUST IN: The US will add 75 million barrels of oil to its strategic reserve
JUST IN: The US will add 75 million barrels of oil to its strategic reserve
JUST IN: The US will add 75 million barrels of oil to its strategic reserve
JUST IN: The US will add 75 million barrels of oil to its strategic reserve

[Anonymous No.18585225]

>>18585199
The barrels dont cost negative dollars. Only the oil

[Anonymous No.18585236]

>>18585214
F L A T
L
A
T

[Anonymous No.18585240]

>>18580276
cuz all the males gonna die in the oil wars rite

[Anonymous No.18585239]

>>18585199
If you are a normal person, the authorities.
If you are a billionaire, nothing

[Anonymous No.18585249]

>>18585222
So, problem solved?

[Anonymous No.18585258]

>>18585222
el mayo

[Anonymous No.18585263]

>>18585163

[Anonymous No.18585267]

>>18585163
You might be onto something here

[Anonymous No.18585268]

>>18584889
>says your oil is on a tanker in the gulf, what do you want them to do with it?

in the gulf

[Anonymous No.18585270]

But I can't just invest in "oil" like stock.
I'd have to buy oil which costs money to store and we have no idea how long for a rebound.
Or buy stock in companies using oil, but they are going to get fucked since there is literally no demand, they could just as well die waiting for a rebound.
I have no fucking idea how this shit works but an hour of reading lead me to post this.
Correct me if I'm wrong.

[Anonymous No.18585276]

>>18585222
pump eet

[Anonymous No.18585282]

CLAIMED

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18585287]

>>18585222
storage facility printer go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.18585294]

>>18585163

[Anonymous No.18585296]

YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT NIGGERS
PUT IN A LIMIT ORDER RN AT $.10 RN BOYS
MARKETS SHOW $2 BUT WHEN THEY OPEN UP TOMORROW, BANG! FILLED

[Anonymous No.18585316]

>>18585199
Good luck with that.

You have to be approved by the exchange to do that.

Unless you have the pre-approved bonafides to make or take physical delivery - which are considerable, you are going to get auto-liquidated by your broker before first notice day and the last trading day for physical contracts.

Having traded both cash Treasuries and bilateral physical energy myself - it would be a hell of a lot easier with a Ten Year Note than 10K barrels of Crude.

[Anonymous No.18585321]

>>18585222
>step 2
>war

[Anonymous No.18585323]

>>18578272
Don't delete best posters you fucking faggot jannies.

[Anonymous No.18585336]

Is this our best option, lads? https://robinhood.com/stocks/XOM

[Anonymous No.18585353]

>>18585323

[Anonymous No.18585374]

How bad is it now

[Anonymous No.18585385]

>>18584664
She is.

>>18585222
Aaaaaaand oil is falling after hours the moment he announced it. Good news bad, bad news good.

[Anonymous No.18585401]

>>18585374
if your into cam whores make it rain cuz we goin full weimar

[Anonymous No.18585407]

>world is ending
>sip comfy oil

[Anonymous No.18585418]

>>18585236
just as god intended

[Anonymous No.18585420]

Am I blind or did it just jump to +21$?

[Anonymous No.18585422]

Don't worry I have the perfect music for this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2S1I_ien6A

[Anonymous No.18585431]

>>18580584
Faggot

[Anonymous No.18585432]

do you think /ck/ has any recipe to cook with raw oil?

[Anonymous No.18585452]

>>18585385
I cant tell if this is a genuine runaway train scenario or a carefully orchestrated correction

[Anonymous No.18585453]

TELL ME HOW TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF THIS OIL CRISIS
NOW
O
W

[Anonymous No.18585463]

>>18585432
if you're a fucking robot, maybe

[Anonymous No.18585465]

Is it still crashing

[Anonymous No.18585481]

>>18585432
it makes everything taste like sulfur
i say go for it

[Anonymous No.18585487]

>fill up the strategic reserve
>enough capacity for 5 days of production in the US

lmao oil is fucked

[Anonymous No.18585495]

>>18585407
For some reason a barrel of oil reminds me of a can of Pork N` Beans so I'm just sitting here eating beans as the Petro-dollar Deepwater Horizens itself. I'm on my 3rd 12 oz "barrel" already!
Shit's comfy yo!

[Anonymous No.18585507]

>>18585453
did you start building storage tanks two months ago? No? Then sit down.

[Anonymous No.18585519]

So WW3 yes or no?

[Anonymous No.18585530]

>>18585465
ITS REBOUNDING
HOPE YOU BOUGHT

ITS REBOUNDING
HOPE YOU BOUGHT

[Anonymous No.18585532]

>>18576786
what the HELL is going on?
is this a war?
i mean america is losing oil for real.

[Anonymous No.18585536]

>>18585432
time to reverse engineer some oil and get quality ancient dino beef

[Anonymous No.18585544]

>from -37 to -14.04
That was close.

[Anonymous No.18585545]

>>18576786
Oil is trading at $21 you retards, some amateurs didn’t understand oil futures trading

[Anonymous No.18585546]

>>18585495
put down the bottle son

[Anonymous No.18585554]

>>18582158
hy reddit

[Anonymous No.18585560]

>>18585453
unironically go balls deep into defense and war industries. Someone's gonna pay for this

[Anonymous No.18585573]

>>18585544
thats june futures m8, they were $20 just an hour ago

[Anonymous No.18585583]

>>18585544
its only futures yo

[Anonymous No.18585588]

>>18585536

[Anonymous No.18585591]

watching it all come tumbling down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

[Anonymous No.18585596]

>>18585536
more like sheets of sea weed but I smell what your steppin in

[Anonymous No.18585619]

>>18585270
That's why the price took a nosedive, because there's not enough demand and they are running out of places to store volatile noxious contaminating liquid. Instead of wasting money on useless oil that's still being produced might as well give it for free, or at a loss. You can't really have it in your room since it will kill you, but the goods at stake are real gallons of something tangible, not imaginary money backed by graphics cards and sheer hope.

[Anonymous No.18585626]

>>18585560
Boeing will reboubound by the end of this

[Anonymous No.18585653]

SO WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY? XOM? XOP? FUCK ME

[Anonymous No.18585656]

>>18585573
>>18585583
But that's still better isn't it?

[Anonymous No.18585681]

>>18585653
apparently xom

[Anonymous No.18585692]

>>18585619
So, unless you got storage capability you can't do shit about this oil crash?

[Anonymous No.18585712]

>>18576786
two bucks
a fucking bucket

[Anonymous No.18585717]

>>18585656
No, its worse, it means oil refineries won't need crude even by the end of june, they have a stockpile of that shit to last them for months

[Anonymous No.18585741]

>>18585692
If you have the storage, the permits and somehow can maintain all that oil months, you are an auto-billionare

[Anonymous No.18585751]

>>18585385
Are you stupid? Do you really think 75m is going to change shit when we're looking at 1b barrels over capacity if we're lucky enough that it's not orders of magnitude above that?

[Anonymous No.18585772]

Is it finally fucking happening?

[Anonymous No.18585787]

FUCK SAUDIS
FUCK RUSSIANS
FUCK TEXANS
AND FINALLY
FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.18585794]

>>18581891
This is good for consumers.

[Anonymous No.18585799]

>>18585772
yes

[Anonymous No.18585802]

>>18585741
I'm 101% sure the chinks are already en route to buy all that oil.
Meanwhile here I am busting a nut next to a gold mine I can't touch.

[Anonymous No.18585841]

>>18585772
I hope, but somehow we'll recover from that.

[Anonymous No.18585854]

>>18585772
at long last the fabled happening is here

[Anonymous No.18585864]

Do you guys think the government is going to force all of us to store the excess oil in our homes? I already don't have much room as it is.

[Anonymous No.18585876]

>>18585864
The US constitution has a provision preventing forced quartering of soldiers, I can't imagine oil barrels would be allowed

[Anonymous No.18585884]

>>18585787
uh, hello?

[Anonymous No.18585895]

How do I even buy oil? Do I buy stocks? Where do I even buy Stocks?

[Anonymous No.18585898]

>>18583802
bruh

[Anonymous No.18585903]

>>18576786
How did you end up with negative oil prices today?

>This happens when a physical futures contract find no buyers close to or at expiry.

Let me explain what that means:

>A physical contract such as the NYMEX WTI has a delivery point at Cushing, Oklahoma (a shithole in the middle of an empty shithole, but a cheap shithole nevertheless) & date, in this occurrence May.

>So people who hold the contract at the end of the trading window have to take physical delivery of the oil they bought on the futures market.

>This is very rare!!!!!!!

It means that in the last few days of the futures trading cycle, (which is tomorrow for this one) speculative or paper futures positions start rolling over to the next contract.

>This is normally a pretty undramatic affair.

What is happening today

>Trades or speculators who had bought the contract are finding themselves unable to resell it, and have no storage booked to get delivered the crude in Cushing, OK, where the delivery is specified in the contract.

>BUT BUT BUT all the storage in Cushing is booked, and there is no price they can pay to store it, or they are totally inexperienced in this game and are caught holding a contract they did not understand the full physical aspect of as the time clock expires.

[Anonymous No.18585905]

>Own land over cave
>Buy oil
>Pour oil into cave
>Fill until cave is full
>Put cap on oil cave
>Pump oil from cave when price goes back to $100 per barrel
>Become instant billionaire

[Anonymous No.18585906]

>>18585191
good taste

[Anonymous No.18585908]

negative? so they pay you to buy stocks?

[Anonymous No.18585913]

so is the government gonna raid us again for hoarding oil?

[Anonymous No.18585958]

>>18582130
>>18582352
Underrated post. Gate is a great series, a lot of interesting political interactions, action, and cute girls. Wish they did more with Rory though

[Anonymous No.18585991]

>>18585913
no they gonna raid you so they can dump oil on you

[Anonymous No.18586003]

Clear me up on some terminology and language barriers. The "oil" here, is it car-ready gasoline? Is it crude? Is it a step between? Does it include gaseous fuel?

[Anonymous No.18586037]

>>18586003
Crude oil. It needs to be refined.

[Anonymous No.18586045]

>>18585913
>hand them over your oil
>you have to pay them for taking it

[Anonymous No.18586048]

>>18586003
crude

[Anonymous No.18586051]

USO was a trap!
I knew the risk which is why I didn’t go all in. Unless Jerome & Trump fix this shit.

[Anonymous No.18586073]

>>18582326
with her bunny skin

[Anonymous No.18586074]

le feu monte

[Anonymous No.18586098]

>>18585908
>sO tHeY pAy YoU tO bUy StOcKs?
sO tHeY pAy YoU tO bUy StOcKs?
>sO tHeY pAy YoU tO bUy StOcKs?
sO tHeY pAy YoU tO bUy StOcKs?
>sO tHeY pAy YoU tO bUy StOcKs?
sO tHeY pAy YoU tO bUy StOcKs?
>sO tHeY pAy YoU tO bUy StOcKs?
sO tHeY pAy YoU tO bUy StOcKs?
>sO tHeY pAy YoU tO bUy StOcKs?
sO tHeY pAy YoU tO bUy StOcKs?
>sO tHeY pAy YoU tO bUy StOcKs?
sO tHeY pAy YoU tO bUy StOcKs?
>sO tHeY pAy YoU tO bUy StOcKs?
kys retard, also

THIS IS A SELL SIGN MUMU

[Anonymous No.18586099]

>>18585163
i love you mommy

[Anonymous No.18586112]

>>18583421
DUMP EET

[Anonymous No.18586133]

What are some top Euro oil stocks?

[Anonymous No.18586167]

>>18586003
Euler real identity is the sum of all numbers 1/n^2 where n is all positive integers so written like:1/1 +1/4 + 1/9 + 1/16...to infinity is = (pi^2)/6

[Anonymous No.18586174]

>>18580584
>threads moving so fast nobody will know i've sucked literally 100 cocks

That's it? NGMI

[Anonymous No.18586193]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e8Pkn4hNtc

[Anonymous No.18586197]

>>18583421
rollin

[Anonymous No.18586201]

>Goes to negative
So do oil owners own debt now? How do you own something of negative value?

[Anonymous No.18586236]

>>18580584
Too late!

[Anonymous No.18586252]

>>18585270
>Or buy stock in companies using oil, but they are going to get fucked

well then wait until they get fucked then buy stocks at low price

[Anonymous No.18586254]

>>18576786
Should i buy USO??!?!

[Anonymous No.18586274]

>>18586201
STORING OIL IS WORTH MORE THAN OIL ITSELF

[Anonymous No.18586280]

>>18586201
no...

[Anonymous No.18586304]

>>18586201
While the oil sits on the ships they are losing money.

[Anonymous No.18586307]

>>18586254
Ummmm, no.
WTI - maybe.
XOM - yes.
Shell stocks - yes
PE - Yes

[Anonymous No.18586311]

>>18576786
If the price of petrol is negative, does the government pay the gas stations gst?

[Anonymous No.18586320]

>>18586201
It's like having too much money, it becomes a liability if it's not moving.

[Anonymous No.18586336]

Is this a bad omen of things to come for us? Or is it just bad for the oil tycoons?

[Anonymous No.18586339]

>>18586254
Yes

[Anonymous No.18586347]

>>18586254
thats a man

[Anonymous No.18586382]

>>18586307
why not uso

[Anonymous No.18586389]

>>18586311
Oil is not petrol.

[Anonymous No.18586407]

can someone give quick review about what's happening
i mean it's obvious that drop in demand because coronavirus would be part of it, but is there any other reason? like sudden surge of oil supply, raising on storage cost or some notable big project being cancelled for example

[Anonymous No.18586410]

>>18586339
>>18586254
Thanks anons! chance of a life time

[Anonymous No.18586431]

>>18582326
Claiming my boatfu

[Anonymous No.18586444]

>>18586311
its just crude oil for may were talking about...wonder how this affects the future

[Anonymous No.18586445]

>>18586336
Bad for everyone, the world runs on oil. This is just another confirmation the where headed for the great depression 2: china flu boogaloo

[Anonymous No.18586460]

>>18586389
Petrol is created from oil. If oil goes negative enough, I can imagine people paying to turn their oil into petrol to get rid of it. It's possible.

[Anonymous No.18586462]

>>18582326
Ok.

[Anonymous No.18586472]

>>18585163
cursed

[Anonymous No.18586479]

>>18576786
THEY'RE GIVING MONEY TO STORE OIL RIGHT

CAN I CLEAR OUT MY BASEMENT AND GARAGE FOR BARRELS THAT'S MORE THAN I MAKE AN HOUR

[Anonymous No.18586495]

>>18580668
Thanks for the .webm, anon

[Anonymous No.18586508]

>Just finished paying my last debts from my retarded college years two months ago
>Entire economy collapses

y-y-y-you too

[Anonymous No.18586529]

>>18576786
OH SHIT AMERIBROS

[Anonymous No.18586530]

WHO'S DELETING POSTS TO KEEP IT AT 1000???

[Anonymous No.18586549]

>>18576786
It's over, we won't recover from this.

[Anonymous No.18586558]

>>18582326
Claiming my Shim Sham for me.

[Anonymous No.18586566]

>>18580756
Blessed Junko

[Anonymous No.18586575]

>>18586529
>5 days worth of production

n o t h i n g b u r g e r

[Anonymous No.18586577]

>>18586389
I still want to know how gst works for goods with negative prices in general.

[Anonymous No.18586593]

>>18586529
NOOOOOOO TRUMP IS GOING TO BE BAGHOLDING HOLY SHIT HOW WILL HE FUND HIS CAMPAIGN NOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18586611]

What are your strategies on benefiting from this?

I'll probably monitor the oil stocks and buy if they dip low enough, only large companies with a small chance of failing, Exxon or some shit.

I'm not better than this at the Bog magic but I want money :/

[Anonymous No.18586617]

>>18586529
Trump just announced 65 billion.

[Anonymous No.18586637]

>>18586611
>-40
>if they dip low enough

[Anonymous No.18586648]

>>18586611
How do you even buy oil stocks/ETFs like USO? Do you have to buy them month to month or can you hodl like a regular etf

[Anonymous No.18586649]

>>18586530
all me

[Anonymous No.18586651]

>>18582796
Were' all lonely now

[Anonymous No.18586664]

>>18580892
Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.18586668]

I have 5000 euro in my bank account and live in yuropoor. I don't know what to do or how fucked i am. Give it to me straight bros

[Anonymous No.18586684]

>>18585191
based yumemmi

[Anonymous No.18586688]

>>18586668
You're not fucked. And buy bitcoin

[Anonymous No.18586689]

>>18586668
Soviet days again. . .

[Anonymous No.18586694]

feels just a little apocalyptic

how much longer do we have before the dollar is toilet paper?

[Anonymous No.18586700]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18586701]

>>18586508
noone told you to pay them off quickly.
the writing was on the wall.

[Anonymous No.18586715]

>>18580752
DUMBSEX

[Anonymous No.18586716]

>>18586407
>drop in demand
>nowhere to store oil
>completely stopping and eventually restarting drilling is costly

[Anonymous No.18586741]

>>18586688
i am too afraid, and i don't know how..this is all my savings, i can't risk it bro

[Anonymous No.18586745]

Isn't oil the main pilar on which US dollar is backed on? How's USA gonna deal with this? I understand the contracts but isn't still a huge problem when you are having a much bigger supply than demand and a free fall in the value of your main product?

[Anonymous No.18586761]

>>18586382
I bought into some last week. They own 30% of those oil contracts. Now it’s hard to sell that off. I mean if you like high risk possible decent reward then go for it.
I knew it wasn’t high risk when my dumbass jumped early.

[Anonymous No.18586764]

yo june oil is 22 now
we gon be rich af yo
yo

[Anonymous No.18586774]

I believe oil derivative stocks will go up like plastic and polymers.
Anyone have any gems?

[Anonymous No.18586789]

>>18581128
Someone seriously took the time to write such spew. Is he secretly into black chicks?

[Anonymous No.18586806]

Just put in a limit order for WTI and XOM at $0.10 a stock, wish me luck boys!

[Anonymous No.18586820]

>>18581357
Kike

[Anonymous No.18586826]

>>18586806
Do you have to sell it off by a certain time because the contracts are month to month?

[Anonymous No.18586834]

>>18586745
USD is literally backed by the government saying it's worth something and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.18586864]

>>18581245
holy fucking shit I hate zoomers

[Anonymous No.18586873]

>>18586745
No, the USD's value is based on influence. We are the most powerful nation on earth so the USD can do whatever it wants.

[Anonymous No.18586884]

>>18581210
Hello my name is Mr. Cia Mossad, please stay in front of your computer so we can watch you. Thank you for your cooperation.

[Anonymous No.18586893]

>>18586806
>Green candles
Fucking how

[Anonymous No.18586896]

>>18581245
hello newfag

[Anonymous No.18586914]

>>18586745

[Anonymous No.18586944]

How is this going to affect non-americans?

[Anonymous No.18586951]

>>18585163
clever

[Anonymous No.18586959]

>>18586896
>can't even into ironic shitpost
who the fuck are you to call anyone newfag redditor?

[Anonymous No.18586960]

>>18586003
euler identifies as an imaginary gender

[Anonymous No.18586963]

>>18580918
kek would that actually work?

[Anonymous No.18586966]

>>18581659
GTFO fag

[Anonymous No.18586967]

>>18576786
Is Kosmos still good?

[Anonymous No.18586968]

>>18582479
>4 minutes and 7 seconds of Nip Slips (HD).-tahqrhd0q2k11.fdash-VIDEO-4

[Anonymous No.18586991]

>>18586460
Thats not how it werks.

[Anonymous No.18587001]

>>18586745
US dollar is backed by the united states military

[Anonymous No.18587008]

>>18586944
Does your country rely on oil because it's FUCKED

[Anonymous No.18587011]

>>18576786

[Anonymous No.18587021]

>>18586944
If your country's main export is oil, your gonna be hit hard, if not you're still gonna get hit hard but not as bad

[Anonymous No.18587036]

>>18581298
BRRRR DAMN YOU! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[Anonymous No.18587043]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18587049]

>>18587001
>US dollar is backed by the united states military
Dog bless

[Anonymous No.18587052]

WAR
WE'RE GOING TO WAR

IRAN JUST BOMBED THE SAUDIS

[Anonymous No.18587078]

>>18586529
OH SHIT HE'S GOING ALL IN.

[Anonymous No.18587083]

>>18586307
What do you think the strongest buy is? Considering dumping all my money into one at open tommorow. How retarded is that

[Anonymous No.18587091]

>>18587052
PROOF NAO

[Anonymous No.18587094]

>>18587008
>>18587021
yuropoor so not really

[Anonymous No.18587099]

>completely fucks you up
oh shit im sorry

[Anonymous No.18587105]

>be me
>work in oil sands
>have to start paying my employer to do my job

Hold me

[Anonymous No.18587107]

>>18587021
My country's main export is dairy products. I think we're good.

[Anonymous No.18587111]

https://youtu.be/efNUXXBm5jE
Could you fucking imagine some fool trying to clutch this?

[Anonymous No.18587116]

>>18586051
USO is easy gains if you stop daytrading and hold it for a year or 2

[Anonymous No.18587125]

GIVE ME YOUR OIL
GIVE ME YOUR OIL
GIVE ME YOUR OIL
GIVE ME YOUR OIL
GIVE ME YOUR OIL

[Anonymous No.18587149]

>>18587116
USO isn’t worth your long term money. No dividends

[Anonymous No.18587154]

>>18586745
Today proved that to be bullshit

[Anonymous No.18587158]

>>18582130
Legend of Galactic Heroes

[Anonymous No.18587179]

>>18587149
>dividends
vs
>300% move at anytime
ok boomer

[Anonymous No.18587181]

XTIUSD never dropped below $20.
Future contracts have corrected.

[Anonymous No.18587185]

>>18585236
Is
J U S T I C E
U
S
T
I
C
E

[Anonymous No.18587193]

>>18587111
What an awful video. He cuts through the headlines too fast

[Anonymous No.18587199]

>>18582737
sorry i dont have encyclopedic knowledge of pornstars like the avg 4chin degenerate

[Anonymous No.18587201]

>>18586745
Imagine being this much of a brainlet and misunderstanding what the word "petrodollar" means.

US Dollar is the internationally accepted currency with which to buy oil. THAT is the petrodollar. If a country needs to buy oil, they need to buy US currency in order to do it; and this makes the United States government a lot of money in currency transactions. To put it another way, imagine if one country and one country alone had the keys to every oil well on Earth, and in order to borrow those keys you had to give that one country 5 bucks. That's the petrodollar.

[Anonymous No.18587203]

>>18585222
Checked

[Anonymous No.18587205]

Can you huff oil and get high from it? Or do you have to refine it first?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1yeBmSFkC4

[Anonymous No.18587208]

>>18582130
see >>18587158

[Anonymous No.18587224]

>>18587149
Dividends are nice but they aren’t everything, also a lot of stocks are cutting them anyway so investing based on dividends isn’t a sure bet unless the stock has a track record of never cutting them. Since we’re kinda in uncharted water even if they did have a good track record it could still happen.

[Anonymous No.18587247]

>>18587052
Proof required.
As much as i would love to fuck Yemen and Iranians terrorist shitheads

[Anonymous No.18587260]

>>18583729
I coomed

[Anonymous No.18587272]

And viola just like that we're back in single digits (negative)

[Anonymous No.18587273]

ok guys i've never done any /biz/ shit before how the fuck do i buy stocks

[Anonymous No.18587276]

>>18587083
Hard call bro. I’m sorry no idea.
They all shouldn’t have money to weather this storm. Other stuff will probably die off.

[Anonymous No.18587281]

>>18581666

[Anonymous No.18587296]

>>18587205
Gas to drive, gas to get high.

[Anonymous No.18587298]

>>18587276
Should* fucking autocorrect

[Anonymous No.18587332]

GUYS HOW DO I BUY STOCK?

[Anonymous No.18587335]

History.

[Anonymous No.18587340]

>>18587247
>As much as i would love to fuck Yemen and Iranians terrorist shitheads

nani

I never understood why Saudi Arabia invaded Yemen some 5 years ago. What happened?

[Anonymous No.18587351]

GUYS WHAT IS A DOLLAR

[Anonymous No.18587357]

>>18581811

Happy birfday :3

[Anonymous No.18587364]

>>18587332
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/chicken-stock

[Anonymous No.18587366]

>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO PAY YOU"
>"I DON'T HAVE SPACE FOR 50,000 BARRELS"
>"I AM RUINED"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW"

[Anonymous No.18587367]

>>18587332
WeBull, Robinhood, Ameritrade, e*trade.
Go download app.

[Anonymous No.18587379]

>>18585905
Cum in your cave and throw a match, what you gonna do now libtard

[Anonymous No.18587392]

>>18581845
CERU MAH NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

[Anonymous No.18587393]

>>18581344
Do you have a Patreon I can donate to, cute girl on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.18587410]

>>18585163
niger

[Anonymous No.18587416]

>>18584517
>Final

[Anonymous No.18587423]

>>18587205
It's petrol people use to get high

[Anonymous No.18587425]

>>18587351
A miserable little pile of secrets

[Anonymous No.18587426]

>>18580918
Insurance on a product with negative value :D

[Anonymous No.18587455]

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.18587465]

I'm just waiting for the inevitable Mr.Beast or Morgz video.

"I BROUGHT 1000 BARRELS OF OIL AND SET THEM ON FIRE!"

[Anonymous No.18587473]

>>18584659
Tits or GTFO

[Anonymous No.18587472]

>>18587455
Buy? bitch they should pay me to take those barrels!

[Anonymous No.18587497]

usoil now over 20 bucks again

what is it even possible to buy oil at 1 cent? or did they shut down the market or something?

[Anonymous No.18587507]

>>18585163
Nigger

[Anonymous No.18587525]

>>18585163
nigger

[Anonymous No.18587528]

How the fuck did XOM not drop %20 percent today? Oil futures go negative and this stays flat? When do I buy this shit... shouldn’t it go down to 30s or am I being a Jew?

[Anonymous No.18587541]

[Anonymous No.18587552]

On NASDAQ rn

[Anonymous No.18587560]

>>18587497
>+237177.78%

[Anonymous No.18587563]

So uhhh how does this affect the average American?

[Anonymous No.18587583]

>>18587563
It's never to late to practice your Charleston for the food lines.

[Anonymous No.18587586]

>>18587563
We can partake in those freak gasoline fight accidents at no cost like in Zoolander.

[Anonymous No.18587607]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18587619]

>>18582278
Bылизывaю нoжки

[Anonymous No.18587633]

>>18587425
based and castlevania pilled

[Anonymous No.18587643]

i have $35000 in savings what do i yolo on

[Anonymous No.18587683]

>>18587643
If you're a burger drive to Oklahoma and grab all the oil you can

[Anonymous No.18587684]

>>18586789
nigger

[Anonymous No.18587699]

>we literally have so much oil you get paid for buying a barrel
peak oil theorists ABSOLUTELY BTFO

[Anonymous No.18587705]

So what oil stocks are you buying

[Anonymous No.18587724]

>>18587699
Friendly reminder the USA has been through numerous wars and spend years fighting for oil, only for it to be made worthless within two months

[Anonymous No.18587725]

>>18587643
Nothing, we might be in lockdown for a few more months. Save it.

[Anonymous No.18587744]

THREADLY REMINDER

INVEST IN STOCKS THAT SOUND LIKE THE WORD
NIGGER
IT WILL
MAKE YOU WILL FEEL LIKE A MODERN DAY PLANTATION OWNER WATCHING YOUR SLAVES PICK THE COTTON AND MAKE YOU MONEY

SOME EXAMPLES:
JNUG
NRGU
BLOK

ALSO: INVEST IN THE PRISON SYSTEM, SO NIGGERS WILL ACTUALLY MAKE YOU MONEY AND YOU WILL PROFIT ON THEIR MISERY AND DOWNFALL

[Anonymous No.18587750]

can someone "buy" me a barrel of oil and ship it to new zealand, I'm too busy to understand how this works
email me at [e-mail]

[Anonymous No.18587789]

>>18587724
The real people getting BTFO'd here are the Saudis, Iranians, Russians and Venezuelans
all according to plan, goyim

[Anonymous No.18587800]

So ships and storage is full, the only other things I can think of on where you can store oil is in trains, trucks, and harbors maybe. How long will that last?

[Anonymous No.18587806]

>>18585958
Holy fucking based.

[Anonymous No.18587816]

Did it stop being ''get payed for oil''?

[Anonymous No.18587863]

>>18583063
>venezuelan
how do I short you?

[Anonymous No.18587880]

SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE

[Anonymous No.18587889]

>>18585958
>>18587806
Based Rorychads

[Anonymous No.18587905]

>>18581344
I wanna eat your labia baby

[Anonymous No.18587907]

>>18581218
lmao

[Anonymous No.18587926]

>>18587607
Damn, I wanted Lina.

[Anonymous No.18587930]

>>18581382
This one was from WSB I thought

[Anonymous No.18587933]

>Work in oil and gas.
>Literally just got fired 20 minutes ago in phone call with boss.
Whew. Where do i sign up for my welfare checks?

[Anonymous No.18587951]

>>18587789
Norweigans got BTFO too

[Anonymous No.18587964]

>>18587933
look up your local gubment unemployment offices/website

[Anonymous No.18587995]

>>18587933
Did you file your 2019 taxes yet? If you did, you are screwed out of your stimulus $1200 until next year. If not, file now and wait for the stimulus to come in and you can track via IRS website.

https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/economic-impact-payments

For unemployment, do what >>18587964
said.

[Anonymous No.18588008]

>>18586944
Canada = dead. Rest of the world = fine because saudis sell them oil for extra-cheap.

[Anonymous No.18588020]

>>18587951
It's only like 30% of their government revenues, right? Can't be THAT bad.

[Anonymous No.18588025]

>>18581295
Stop eating fast food you fat fuck. I use a minimal of probably 1 roll a week.

[Anonymous No.18588039]

>>18587995
>Did you file your 2019 taxes yet? If you did, you are screwed out of your stimulus $1200 until next year.
Yeah i already got screwed on it. I filed in January like a busybody good goy.

[Anonymous No.18588052]

>>18581295
Who here /shit so dry they don't need to wipe/

[Anonymous No.18588062]

>>18587933
Coronavirus in the states gives you 600 extra bucks on top of what you are supposed to get.

Get a nice shopping cart full of items you can store and eat for a while.
Get a gun.
Get enough ammunition.
Invest in packets of thousands of lighters and pawn them off during the instability for more food and ammo.

[Anonymous No.18588073]

>>18587335
This is a soup bowl.

[Anonymous No.18588074]

Should I be buying USO right now, or Exxon?

[Anonymous No.18588080]

>>18587744
Based

[Anonymous No.18588100]

>>18588039
What? I filed mine in march and got my trumpbux

[Anonymous No.18588106]

>>18576786
Wise investor, the price of oil has dropped so far it has become negative. Will you:

> Buy
Sell

You have chosen: Buy. In the context of transactions being the exchange of currency for goods and services, you have chosen to give money to someone in exchange for sending them oil.

[Anonymous No.18588119]

>>18588020
30% of anything is a fuckton anon what the fu..
>/biz/
ok I see, carry on.

[Anonymous No.18588142]

>>18587926

[Anonymous No.18588145]

>>18581295
You fucking boaster.
You braggart.
You literal big talker.
You absolute lip-flapper, blackguard, blatherskite, gascon, scoundrel, villain, knave, jaw-jacker, gravy-trainer, tall-talker and gas-bag nigger.
Come to me ANY DAMN TIME you like and I PROMISE YOU I will OUT-QUAFF YOU AND ALL YOUR FRUITY FELLOWS.

[Anonymous No.18588147]

>>18583178
Based thread. Cheers m8

[Anonymous No.18588156]

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT OIL STOCK TO BUY

[Anonymous No.18588160]

>>18588119
I lost 100% of my income and I'm still doing alright I guess

[Anonymous No.18588162]

>>18588100
I made too much last year for trumpbux. Oil and gas anon. You make over 100k working half the year and then you make 0 in a crash.

[Anonymous No.18588172]

>>18581295
>The average person uses 1 roll per day

[Anonymous No.18588173]

>>18585163
Wtf man

[Anonymous No.18588188]

>>18582326
Claimed.
Yang gang

[Anonymous No.18588190]

oil is $2 rn, it's positive again.
Clown meme market, Shale is still dead though

[Anonymous No.18588194]

>>18581666
based satan

[Anonymous No.18588207]

>>18583349
Imaging being this new. This idiot doesn't get that oil companies are going to start shutting doors long term. However in the far future we could see the price spike once all of the closures happen.

[Anonymous No.18588213]

>>18576786
Lol, this is just the little NA prelude. The real crash is next month, and it’s the whole worlds oil, not just NA. This is going to be biblical.

[Anonymous No.18588225]

>>18588162
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.18588238]

Should I buy GUSH eventually the price will go into the thousands

[Anonymous No.18588248]

>>18588162
You better hope for the 2k stimulus that is being debated in Congress right now, that is the only way you'll get something quick. I hope you have savings too, unemployment claims are not quick. Best of luck.

[Anonymous No.18588251]

>>18582191
Based

[Anonymous No.18588256]

>>18581666
LISA:THE PAINFUL HERE WE COME

[Anonymous No.18588295]

>>18588238
Don’t buy oil for a month or two.

[Anonymous No.18588306]

>>18588162
shouldve taken an international job overseas

im assuming youre either narlins or tejas?

come join us in the caspian, oil brother

[Anonymous No.18588307]

>>18588238
>eventually the price will go into the thousands
do it then

[Anonymous No.18588309]

>>18587528
it was just the may contract. now we're in the june contract at $21

[Anonymous No.18588320]

>>18581639
He bought?

[Anonymous No.18588327]

>>18585495
>Eating beans
>Not stockpiling beans
Rip anon

[Anonymous No.18588335]

>>18588238
They reverse split, it was never really that price

[Anonymous No.18588347]

Should i buy oil storage stocks to profit ?

[Anonymous No.18588364]

>>18588306
Lol, Russia is mega fucked. CaspIan is one thing, but when your bore holes thaw and close up from non use due to this, you can’t drill them until it all freezes again. In which you are basically left holding your dick until next winter. Russia is about to get fucked starting next month. Which btw, was sort of the point of all these OPEC shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.18588384]

>>18588225
MWD.
>>18588306
Nah neither, North Dakota. I would like some international actually, how do you get those jobs?

[Anonymous No.18588395]

>>18588335
How much profit can I make if I buy a couple of shares?

[Anonymous No.18588412]

>>18588335
Explain for us novices.

[Anonymous No.18588471]

>>18584250

[Anonymous No.18588504]

i dont understand oil prices

[Anonymous No.18588510]

>>18587933
>work in refinery
>incoming call from "Chief"
>turn my phone off

[Anonymous No.18588526]

>>18588412
Google it, nigger. They gave you the term. Fuck you newshits

[Anonymous No.18588534]

HAHAHAHAHA
And all of you losers thought I was absolutely insane for selling all my oil futures and buying toilet paper with the money back in 2019

[Anonymous No.18588539]

>>18588238
Volatility decay.
It won’t ever go back up

[Anonymous No.18588548]

>>18586347
dilate

[Anonymous No.18588586]

>>18588548
No. He's right. Check out the adam's apple. That is a man.

[Anonymous No.18588594]

>>18588510
I hope you have lots of savings and didn’t spend it all on coke and hookers. You should honestly have bank saved from the last few years. At least be sitting on half a mill. Go buy some land in the mountains and live off dividends while shitposting.

[Anonymous No.18588654]

>>18586648
USO you can just buy and sell at any time like another stock or ETF. But you'll probably just get to watch it somehow go down further. I think if there's money to be made it's in crude futures.

[Anonymous No.18588655]

>>18587995
I filed in February and the stimulus deposit hit last week, what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.18588671]

How about USOI? Covered Call Oil ETN

[Anonymous No.18588677]

>>18585163
Im mad at you :@

[Anonymous No.18588699]

>>18588655
I was under the assumption that he didn't make the cut of 99k for payments since he worked in the oil and gas industry as he stated in >>18588162
, which means he gets nothing. He would probably get something next year in 2020, but yeah, unemployment is the best you can do in this situation and you should have savings. Otherwise, you wait for the 2k stimulus being debated in Congress.

[Anonymous No.18588708]

>>18576786
They printet too many dollars and so now they give you precious ressources just to get rid of them

[Anonymous No.18588716]

>>18588504
>everybody staying home in lockdown instead of driving around
>demand very low
>decrease price to encourage people to buy

you'll hear this referred to as "supply and demand" in any elementary school textbook

[Anonymous No.18588732]

>>18588716
This was going on before corona you retard.

[Anonymous No.18588735]

how do i short oilfags?

[Anonymous No.18588772]

>>18588471
how low is too low?

[Anonymous No.18588804]

>>18588735
DRIP

[Anonymous No.18588821]

>>18583063
I feel u bro
we fucked now my nigger

[Anonymous No.18588834]

>>18588732
started due to pricewar between saudi arabia and russia. basically both trying to undercut each other by lower prices in a race to the bottom. but that's resolved already, what we're seeing now is from a huge drop in demand due to corona

[Anonymous No.18588837]

>>18588716
>These are the people giving you financial advice

>Money printer goes brrrr making endless USD
>Supply very high
>Price of money decreases so much it goes negative
>Eventually people has to give you free oil to take their dollars and their negative value
It's economics 101, read a textbook

[Anonymous No.18588851]

Imagine a world where you could just rent a boat and bring as much oil as you can and put it in your basement without at least two governments trying to butt fuck you.

[Anonymous No.18588889]

>>18588851
You are retarded

[Anonymous No.18588894]

>>18588735
DTO

[Anonymous No.18588897]

wtf I love saudi arabia now

[Anonymous No.18588903]

>sticky
>only 1001 replies
lmao wtf happened to this board?

[Anonymous No.18588925]

>>18588889
So I can just import shitload of oil and get paid for doing this?

[Anonymous No.18588946]

>>18583588
Fugging barents and their chavista antics

[Anonymous No.18588948]

>>18588903
OK someone needs to explain this shit to me.
IS THIS THREAD BEING MONITORED BY CIA NIGGERS RIGHT NOW?
I'm not one for conspiracies and shit but a lot of earlier replies are now GONE. DELETED. Check the top of this thread and a lot of post numbers are crossed out.
I suspect CIA (niggers) are archiving these replies around the clock 24/7, and tracing them to our IP. High possibility we are being marked on their "Far-right white supremacy terrorist" list. The ones crossed out are most likely their top priority to be executed.
What really gave it all away to me was the fact that they hacked the reply count ITT (In This Thread). It's been stuck for ages at only 1000 replies. Sloppy fucking job mossad niggers.
IT'S OVER /BIZ/

[Anonymous No.18588964]

>>18581755
This has been standard board spam for a decade you newfag nigger

[Anonymous No.18588976]

just went 100x long on crude on prime-xbt.io

[Anonymous No.18588981]

>>18588948
You're functionally retarded. All 4chan stickies cap out at 1001 replies. They have for years. Then the thread stays alive and just prunes all old replies.
It's really not that hard you schizo retard

[Anonymous No.18589014]

>>18588981
newfaggot

[Anonymous No.18589055]

>>18582155
ive been steady eating ass at least weekly for the past decade, AMA

[Anonymous No.18589077]

>>18588981
Way to take the bait....Who's the retarded one??

[Anonymous No.18589089]

>>18585263
faggot

[Anonymous No.18589091]

>>18585794

good thing all the goys are locked up at home. the consumer won't be benefiting off this, stupid goy.

[Anonymous No.18589101]

>>18588981
You have to back

[Anonymous No.18589109]

I have 300 packets of toilet papper stored in my shred.
Where may I trade them for oil barrels? Is is a good trade?

[Anonymous No.18589115]

>>18576786
in $43 limit order on VDE, how'd I do?

[Anonymous No.18589128]

>>18586558
Very cute. Does she has a horsepussy while on human form?

[Anonymous No.18589129]

>>18582794
imagine shorting it....

[Anonymous No.18589147]

IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE

[Anonymous No.18589152]

So what's the consensus here? Exxon? Shell? BP? They're all fucked.

[Anonymous No.18589186]

>>18587806
>>18587889
She could take my soul anytime she pleased.

[Anonymous No.18589228]

>>18589055
how often do you have to de-worm yourself?

[Anonymous No.18589236]

>>18589152
CVX and tankers.

[Anonymous No.18589243]

>>18589128
Only when she ponies up.

[Anonymous No.18589275]

>>18589243
Great taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1WHXkqlu1Y

[Anonymous No.18589313]

Music is still playing for me. Does it ever stop?

[Anonymous No.18589314]

>>18589014
>>18589077
>>18589101
Lmao fuccking ownef all you guys took the bait

[Anonymous No.18589342]

>>18586558
I'm not you know who, but you should be careful, Anon.

[Anonymous No.18589347]

>>18581641
Wait, I have to pay to sell?

[Anonymous No.18589365]

>>18582344
based

[Anonymous No.18589381]

>>18581681

[Anonymous No.18589406]

if everyone on /biz/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely.

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

[Anonymous No.18589441]

>>18589406
I can crush rocks in my hand, I can squat a full grown heifer with ease. You are nothing, you fuck, you piece of fuck, you fuck piece to fuck. My fingers will grip your skull like the egg shell it is.

[Anonymous No.18589443]

>>18589406
oh yeah? Prove your not a coward and post your address, faggot

[Anonymous No.18589447]

>>18589406
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.18589477]

>>18589406
t.145lb 16 year old

[Anonymous No.18589483]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18589546]

>>18589314
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[Anonymous No.18589552]

>>18589406
dogs dont talk, we feed you to work for us not to talk

[Anonymous No.18589570]

>>18589342
Why, I don't know what you mean, Anon.

[Anonymous No.18589599]

>>18589406
What the heck did you just frickin’ say about me, you little whiner? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my frickin’ words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet?

Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy.

The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re frickin dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy-head.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re in frickin’ trouble, mister.

[Anonymous No.18589607]

OFF OFF OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
DANCE DANCE DANCE TIL YOUR DEAD!

[Anonymous No.18589609]

>>18589406
I'm Goku

[Anonymous No.18589613]

>>18589314
If you often enough find that workers are NOT decent people, maybe your vocal skills are missing some charm over the microphone. Try the face-to-face approach instead. Use your charisma in person. Go inside.
Greet them before you start ordering. Oh hi, there. Oh, wow, it smells so delicious. I've waited 14 hours to eat, etc, just got out of the hospital. How are you? Just something decent and polite as greeting, then give your order. Throw in a question/request. Would it be okay if I get 2 more of those biscuits? Are they as fresh and delicious as I remember? Smile. See if they don't just say, oh chile, I'm gonna ask you to wait a couple mins, cause we got some in the oven right now. Is it true you have real honey if I ask? That would be great on a biscuit. Be really nice. Manager moseys over, say hi to them too, and tell them how nice the person was helping you order, etc. How do I spell your name on my yelp review cause I've never had such a polite experience here? Make their day, dude. Extra thanks. Play it by ear, ask for the hookup on the hot sauce x5. Ask if there is a tip jar, ROFL of course they do not have one, but ask.

[Anonymous No.18589616]

>>18582130
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

[Anonymous No.18589617]

>>18589599
Frinkin' A I'd pay top dollar to hear an ol' Minnesotan say these words ya' know

[Anonymous No.18589646]

>>18581659
same

[Anonymous No.18589648]

>>18576786
They’re going to reveal how silver will be the fuel for the propulsion of the future. And I don’t even have more than 3oz silver coins and a couple of forks.

[Anonymous No.18589663]

>>18589406
t.Twink

[Anonymous No.18589670]

dubs tells me what to invest in

[Anonymous No.18589693]

>>18589670
african slaves

[Anonymous No.18589703]

>>18589670
Doge coin

[Anonymous No.18589711]

>>18582326
Claimed best sith lord

[Anonymous No.18589714]

>>18589670
MRO stock

[Anonymous No.18589718]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18589730]

>>18589670
Pantyhoses

[Anonymous No.18589750]

>>18589730
Based

[Anonymous No.18589758]

>>18589670
WTI crude oil futures expiring in 2 hours at the prices now

[Anonymous No.18589777]

>>18589670
june's futures so we can laugh at you when this happens again

[Anonymous No.18589783]

>>18589777
motherfuck

[Anonymous No.18589808]

>>18589783
Those aren't dubs you low IQ peasant, buy crypto.

[Anonymous No.18589818]

>>18581681

[Anonymous No.18589821]

>>18589777
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.18589830]

>>18589777
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.18589831]

>>18589777
put me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.18589858]

>>18589783
Don't forget to post your new portfolio

[Anonymous No.18589862]

>>18581948
This is like a perspective of history from /v/. Kind of scary to see the world that way desu.

[Anonymous No.18589868]

>>18589808
that zinger wasnt worth dubs. Only trips would suffice. It is the will of Kek.

[Anonymous No.18589870]

>>18582039

good goy

[Anonymous No.18589872]

>>18589808
is straight bitcoin fine?

[Anonymous No.18589889]

>>18589872
1. BTC
2. ETH
3. LINK
In that order (the holy trinity).

[Anonymous No.18589902]

>>18589777
top digits top kek

[Anonymous No.18589909]

>>18589670
AMRN and Pluristem

[Anonymous No.18589918]

Nigger

[Anonymous No.18589920]

>>18581868
because it's literally 80% of their economy. they don't have an alternative
i don't know why the other replies to you are so retarded

[Anonymous No.18589924]

>>18585794
how so?

[Anonymous No.18589926]

>>18589777
Oh god oh fuck

[Anonymous No.18589929]

>>18582896
Gay

[Anonymous No.18589956]

>>18585163

[Anonymous No.18589959]

sellall

[Anonymous No.18589965]

>>18582661
Give the sauce faggot

[Anonymous No.18589978]

>>18581790
brb buying nigeria with my couch change

[Anonymous No.18589986]

>>18589858
I'm trying to figure out how to do it right now

[Anonymous No.18590000]

>>18584864
This I want to make muns

[Anonymous No.18590006]

Erm, my exxon stock is up 1.6% after hours...
Nothingburger???

[Anonymous No.18590008]

>>18581790
Its ogre

[Anonymous No.18590024]

>>18581863
too bad they couldnt get the funds disbursed to our accounts out the country.

[Anonymous No.18590062]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY CAN YOU SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18590067]

>>18581790
Can someone explain to me how this kind of economy was sustainable in the long run anyway? What was Nigeria's plan?

[Anonymous No.18590073]

>>18582661
>>18589965

wtf I just looked up "of Mila pornhub" and actually found her lmao

[Anonymous No.18590088]

>>18589670
canned food and shotguns.

[Anonymous No.18590111]

>>18582394
It's not now nor has ever been.
If you're looking at per capita which I'm assuming because what else would it be - you're going with the based libertarian Monarchy of Liechtenstein.

[Anonymous No.18590114]

>>18589616
based

[Anonymous No.18590156]

>>18588964
>for a decade
Maybe if you only browse /b/ or some other shithole, 1 post in 100,000 is that.

[Char !!cM/IyBdVzB0 No.18590158]

>>18576786

Lol litteraly short whatever /biz/ is buying

I have been spamming oil storage logistics and Canadian research articles defining how the oil price is unlikely to stabilize also how Cov-19 lockdowns will continue.

I even went so far and to link al jazeera YouTube vids explaining how particularly is Russia simply shutting down a oil well can cause permanent damage to it.

No one listens everyone will call you crazy for saying oil will go negative. Ur all just a bunch of cucks getting tricked into buying rich people's bags of shit.

I came here to laugh at you

[Anonymous No.18590159]

>>18581790
It’s already priced in

[Anonymous No.18590214]

>>18590158
fucking based

[Anonymous No.18590218]

>>18581956
>▶
norway began divesting from fossil fuels a while ago. they will be fine

[Anonymous No.18590219]

>>18590062
IN THE LOCAL WALMART

[Anonymous No.18590228]

>>18590158
what do you hold, anon? you seem reasonable.

[Anonymous No.18590238]

>>18590067
Realistically you'd be investing the cash you get from the exports into infrastracture and whatnot, but those dumb niggers probably just bought golden clothes or some shit instead.

[Anonymous No.18590251]

>>18590111
>the based libertarian Monarchy of Liechtenstein
So basically if /pol/ pre 2016 negotiated how a country was run? Seems pretty based to me.

[Anonymous No.18590302]

>>18585163
no

[Anonymous No.18590345]

>>18585163
You can't do that

[Anonymous No.18590376]

>Entire world economy going full Weimar Republic

[Anonymous No.18590439]

>>18582029
That'll be infinite oil.

[Anonymous No.18590449]

i have 100 shares of USO and im still finanically ruined how is this possible

[Anonymous No.18590499]

Is it silly to buy stocks based on the logo? My favorite gas logo is Sunoco so I’m thinking of buying that

[Anonymous No.18590517]

>>18585222

that is like one day of regular consumption

this simulation is getting weird, i feel unwell

[Anonymous No.18590526]

which should I get that would help me profit the most here?

[Anonymous No.18590531]

>>18585263
memmememe

[TOUR GUIDE ANON No.18590546]

AND THIS IS WHERE YOU FIND ALL OF THE VERY RICH BUT NOT NECESSARILY IN A MONEY WAY ANONS

[Anonymous No.18590565]

>>18582352
>>18585958
Baseless and shit-taste pilled

[Anonymous No.18590596]

>>18576786
WHAT STOCKS DO I BUY!?

[Anonymous No.18590655]

>>18590596
Just be yourself bro

[Anonymous No.18590668]

Please /biz/ tell me how invest in oil!, I am sure when this shit end, I can ear good money!!!!

[Anonymous No.18590706]

>>18589670
see >>18581666

[Anonymous No.18590707]

>>18590668
Put the money in a oil filled drum
????
Profit

[Anonymous No.18590717]

So how do.i actually buy one of these futures
I have the land available to store tanks of oil ,so I can get paid to take the oil from them and then in like 4 months when demand goes back up and we return to where I can sell it, I can make an even bigger profit right? That's how the articles I was reading earlier made it out but I've never done any kind of investment so I dont know where/how to buy

[TOUR GUIDE ANON No.18590721]

>>18590668
ONLY ANON NOSE THE ANSWER!

[Anonymous No.18590728]

Now ain't the time to buy dinguses, stocks haven't even fallen yet.
Ya gotta wait for those folk with lots a cash to realise they're grinked, then you get goin.

Ya buy the bottom not the top, any dungus could tell you that.

[Anonymous No.18590731]

>>18585199
You can burn them and demand the money from the secure companies

[Anonymous No.18590736]

#Breaking: Republic of Korea govt says Kim Jong Un is not "seriously ill" (Yonhap)

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1252429198938877954

lol it's fucking nothing

[Anonymous No.18590766]

>>18590736
>trusting Nork propaganda wing
Bruh

[Anonymous No.18590778]

>>18590736
He's dead. His sister has taken power
t. /pol/

[Anonymous No.18590781]

Posting in historic bread.

[Anonymous No.18590790]

>>18590736
so you're saying he's not seriously kim jong ill?

[Anonymous No.18590816]

Who here made 100,000 today with a simple 1k investment on May futures? I had to do school stuff and couldn’t set up a brokerage account and link my bank account in time

[Anonymous No.18590822]

>>18585163
wait what

[Anonymous No.18590837]

>>18581935
nothing, that's exactly this means. there is a market for this right now and people will probably do exactly what you are describing. they have to figure something out. Seriously if you are in any type of position to buy some oil and hold on to it, you are going to make bank.
I suspect the problem is going to come further down the delivery chain though. Somewhere along the line someone is not going to be able to temporarily store the 10,000 of barrels being sent over to your general regional area, and as a result you are not going to have your barrels arrive to your door like you expect.
BUT, if you somehow can figure out how to take 1-3 barrels out of the inventory of the currently very screwed just in time delivery peoples, you will are going to get paid for your effort right now.
I think that's what this means. someone correct me if I'm misinterpreting something.

[Anonymous No.18590858]

>>18590766
>trusting Nork propaganda wing
Yonhap is SK.

[Anonymous No.18590890]

>>18582445
But warren is getting shares, oxy will be ok

[Anonymous No.18590896]

>>18582856
you answered a sarcastic guy who already agrees with you with an effortpost

[Anonymous No.18590902]

>>18589609
I kneel...

[Anonymous No.18590968]

IM LATE TO THE THREAD, WHAT BUY?

[Anonymous No.18590982]

how does this even fking work? they pay u to hold oil? wtf???

[Anonymous No.18590989]

>>18590982
yes

[Anonymous No.18590990]

>>18585321
Gotta burn all that fuel on jets and Abrams.
See? War is good for business!
Make it all expensive again!

[Anonymous No.18591027]

>>18576786
get a rentable storage container or 20, get a shitload of oil, sell it when it goes back up

[Anonymous No.18591034]

Janniggers and glowies are having a strange day with this thread. Also I smell tourists from all over this website and wsb

[Anonymous No.18591041]

>>18590778
But /pol/ is literally 90 IQ mossad psy ops

[Anonymous No.18591109]

>>18586566
Junko was delet

>DESPAIR
DESPAIR
>DESPAIR

[Anonymous No.18591111]

The price of gas is now $1.14 boys

[Anonymous No.18591124]

>>18581916
Norway have invested since they found oil, they have stocks valued over a trillion USD. Oil can keep falling for quite a while more and they shouldn't be that impacted.

[Anonymous No.18591132]

>>18585163
fuck off /a/ nigger

[Anonymous No.18591148]

>>18591027
alternatively,
>own cruise ship line
>cruises canceled for indefinitely because of corona
>convert cruise ships to make shift oil houses
>sail the high seas for however long
>sell it when you get to port.
Good time to have a yacht, i suppose...

[Anonymous No.18591152]

>>18582043
How do you buy it then? I can store assloads.

[Anonymous No.18591178]

>>18585163
huh?

[Anonymous No.18591186]

so what's going to happen to all the idiots who "bought" negative oil but has nowhere to store it?

[Anonymous No.18591211]

>>18591186
They don’t physically ship you the oil

[Anonymous No.18591219]

>+212000%
im rich lads

[Anonymous No.18591236]

>>18591041
Mossad is at least 91 IQ

[Anonymous No.18591244]

>>18591211
then what's stopping everyone from buying shitload of it?

[Anonymous No.18591246]

>>18591211
what happen than, isn't the whole reason that it went negative that they have nowhere to store?

[Anonymous No.18591256]

>>18591211
Why not? I bought it.

[Anonymous No.18591261]

>>18591219
those are different contracts

[Anonymous No.18591298]

>>18591186
Burn it all

[Anonymous No.18591301]

>>18590736
i swear to god, you maggot would believe anything, of course they wouldn't want to destabilize the world until they have a plan.

[Anonymous No.18591312]

>>18591244
Getting through the brokerage hoops to buy it and nothin else.
>>18591256
You could try but they might charge you shipping equivalent to twice the regular cost

[Anonymous No.18591341]

>>18591211
They do, kinda. The contract is to actually physically receive oil, but it's not like someone drives a truck full of crude to your house. It's delivered to a port, or on a railcar, or via pipeline. You're not supposed to take the contract unless you can handle the logistics of actually moving it.

[Anonymous No.18591345]

>>18582130
Spice and Wolf is the only answer

[Anonymous No.18591372]

>>18591312
They pay double to ship?
I'm just taking a piss.

[Anonymous No.18591433]

>>18590717
lmao, demand is never going back up, you gullible nigger. It's the electric age with 5G and shit now. Seriously how do carbonfags cope?

[Anonymous No.18591455]

>>18591341
asumming the buyer could move it to their home, then everyone could buy this right? even retail
man, i could imagine the whole city got burned because everyone literally stored ton of oil in their fucking backyard

[Anonymous No.18591463]

71% of EVERYTHING you've ever purchased is Petroleum Based.
It's not going to fail.
Morans.

[Anonymous No.18591472]

>>18591433
>everyone’s going to buy a Tesla soon as they are allowed outside again, in a collapsed market after loosing their job and their workplace going out of business
Ok zoomer

[Anonymous No.18591521]

>>18591463
>Morans
Kek

[Anonymous No.18591532]

>>18576786
EPD + USO is what I'm gonna go for.

Keep in mind it's gonna take a few days to get your money to a place you can trade, so you might lose out on an easy 5% or more.

I don't even know anymore. I'm just buying more ARPA on Binance.

[Anonymous No.18591539]

>>18591455
It's not actually stored in barrels. How the fuck are you going to move it? The entire reason why the price went negative is because without an expensive transport and storage framework it's just impossible to keep socking it away.

[Anonymous No.18591565]

Wheres anon who predicted this quite a while ago?

[Anonymous No.18591611]

>>18591565
In nirvana

[Anonymous No.18591619]

what the fuck why is this a sticky? I had never seen one in /biz/ before

[Anonymous No.18591636]

>>18591619
you weren't here during the week of the crash then.

[Anonymous No.18591637]

>>18591463
My mom has original tuperware. What's your point?

[Anonymous No.18591644]

>>18591619
There was one for /smg/ during the flash crash.

[Anonymous No.18591739]

>NY Heeb-phile Ruins Everything

[Anonymous No.18591746]

>>18591565
Either filling his brand new underground oil deep storage complex with oil he's paid to own, or killing himself for not believing his own predictions

[Anonymous No.18591751]

>>18591539
>buy an empty barrel
>rent a small pickup truck to move the barrel (invite your neighbor so you can split the rental price)
i don't know how this oil things work but unless too far (like 6 hours of travel or more) i can't see why you can't transport at least 20 barrel per day from doing this

[Anonymous No.18591752]

> go to gas station
>tfw I got PAID $10 by the cashier to fill my car with gas

Wow negative oil is pretty based

[Anonymous No.18591773]

PETROLEUM/oil will survive...
morans

[Anonymous No.18591778]

>>18591751
>but unless too far
*but unless the port is too far
i need to sleep

[Anonymous No.18591880]

>>18591751
You can't fill one barrel at a time from a fucking oil tanker. They'll charge you $100 for wasting their time. Then who the hell are you going to sell it to? Gonna drive it to a refinery and have them do mass spectrometry tests a barrel at a time to waste their time too? Crude oil is bought, sold and moved physical by the thousands of tons. Anything less is not cost effective.

[Anonymous No.18591951]

>paying people to take oil
>paying people to store oil off shore

It's finally being treated as the toxic waste that oil is.

[Anonymous No.18591971]

>>18590158

[Anonymous No.18592010]

>>18591880
i see, that's make sense. thanks for explaining anon

[Anonymous No.18592019]

>>18590837
Unless you already have a certified/approved oil storage facility away from residential areas, you're not actually gonna be able to do this. Else, I'd be digging holes with a liberated backhoe to install a "pool" in my backyard specifically for this. Also, oil barrels don't do well when exposed to outdoor conditions for an extended period of time.

So, no, if you got stuck in May WTI oil futures, you have to pay out the ass to store that shit in a tanker.

Demand will pick up in June, but not near enough to offset the supply.

[Char !!cM/IyBdVzB0 No.18592025]

>>18590228

80% Ethereum
20% Zcash

I got out of stonks and dollars completely. Corporations pretty much own themselves at this point so dividends are unlikely in the near future (see pic)

The normal person has no idea how OPEC arbitrage keeps the dollar in demand despite our trade deficit. So yaaa dollars are fucked to.

If you look really hard behind the scenes all the tech bros are really big into blockchain technology. They can use blockchain Economics to directly turn their goods and services into the equivalent of money to trade with each other. In this economic system there is no demand for Fiat like dollars so at best the dollar will be a tool to direct labor while having no actual trade value.

Pretty much everything ties back into the Ethereum Enterprise Alliance. Even this ID2020 doom porn has a Ethereum Enterprise Alliance board member on it. Significant effort seems to be directed towards onboarding people to blockchain systems with Decentralized identity projects.

Links below for projects with a Enterprise Ethereum board member on them.

https://www.digitaldollarproject.org/stakeholders
( project director )

https://www.weforum.org/centre-for-the-fourth-industrial-revolution/partner-with-us
( team member ) ( scroll down to partners )

https://www.weforum.org/projects/digital-identity
( program adviser ) ( look at partners on right side )

https://ktdi.org/
( program adviser ) ( travel international identity )

https://gbbcouncil.org/
( Board of directors )


Also see

https://identity.foundation/ (EEA member)


https://entethalliance.org/members/ (EEA)

https://www.hyperledger.org/members ( important for Enterprise internal blockchain use. Directly interfaces with Ethereum)

[Anonymous No.18592030]

>>18576786
someone please give me a quick rundown on the oil situation.

[Anonymous No.18592072]

>>18583421
good thing my net worth is 2k

[Anonymous No.18592079]

>>18583421
oof

[Anonymous No.18592101]

>>18592030
>demand drop because virus
>production can't be closed since it costly
>oil company don't have any storage to keep their oil
>trump bought 75 million barrels to stop the price drop
>now oil price is on positive again

[Anonymous No.18592112]

>>18583421
well, i'm planning to CL soon anyway

[Anonymous No.18592122]

>>18592025
Thanks for the tip. Why zcash?

[Anonymous No.18592141]

If it's not a metal or precious metal, it's PETROLEUM based.
Oil will never lose.

[Anonymous No.18592166]

>>18592101
Socialist Trump back helping the poor I see

[Anonymous No.18592221]

Oil get dabbed on

[Anonymous No.18592231]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18592271]

A good short term bet would be to purchase stocks that have excess crude oil storage capacity. Since all land based storage is at or near capacity in the US(hence the negative price) there are several oil tanker stocks that are shooting to the moon in value, such as NAT, FRO, and EURN. The Houston oil pipeline connects to the Cushing, OK pipe, where the price went negative. All of the above stocks have operations in the gulf of Mexico/Caribbean, so pick your poison. NAT up 20%, FRO and EURN up 10%.

[Anonymous No.18592273]

>>18592025

>2020
>tripfag

[Anonymous No.18592340]

>>18584028
>be company
>have hundreds of cars
>go to exxon for gas
>buy premium
>drive back and empty the tanks enough for another ride back to exxon a month later
>get in personal car and go about the day while selling Exxon gas as your gas for literally no con whatsoever

[Anonymous No.18592360]

>>18582326
Investing with Saber!

[Anonymous No.18592362]

>>18588471
>let’s go lower!
OKAY
>Oil worth negative dollars

[Anonymous No.18592365]

>>18585163
>18582580

What a fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.18592422]

>>18585163
fasdfewqr

[Anonymous No.18592458]

https://youtu.be/bUtHcVzs1c0

[Anonymous No.18592487]

>gas is nearly a dollar per gallon
Why should I not just go fill up every container I have with gasoline right now?

[Anonymous No.18592498]

Is this the end of Arab reign?

[Anonymous No.18592511]

>>18585163

[Anonymous No.18592528]

>>18585222
haha oil go glug glug glug glug glug

[Anonymous No.18592532]

>>18576786
I don't get it, why aren't we running out of oil yet? How can all these countries keep producing so much?

[Anonymous No.18592544]

>>18582535
Yes. learn about futures,

[Anonymous No.18592556]

>>18582737
wow i remember her being hot

[Anonymous No.18592576]

>>18592532
Buy low
Sell it back to them high
Buy it low again
Make a deal to buy more

[Anonymous No.18592619]

>>18592576
>buy low
>sell high

[Anonymous No.18592725]

>>18582322
please someone repost. I missed the pic

[Anonymous No.18592752]

posting in a legendary thread

[Anonymous No.18592770]

>>18592725
just a giant titty girl

[Anonymous No.18592791]

Before my friend asks me this, what does it actually mean to buy stock in oil that is negative?

[Anonymous No.18592826]

>>18592791
It's not stocks, it's futures, these are Co tracts to take delivery of future oil. People buy them because they speculate that the delivery of oil will become more valuable closer to the delivery date when companies that actually use oil want to buy the contract to it. Consumption has crashed, companies don't want the oil, speculators either need to pay others to take delivery of the oil or take the delivery themselves. As you can imagine these people and companies that speculated on futures actually have not storage facilities or use for the oil.

[Anonymous No.18592833]

>>18582326
When you wanna manipulate the market but aren't big brained enough for subversive tactics. Pirates.

[Anonymous No.18592864]

>>18592826
Thanks. What's to stop common people like us from buying into these futures? We have no place to store it.

[Anonymous No.18592969]

>>18592826
So you're capitalizing in people's idiotness? Pretty clever.

[Anonymous No.18592990]

>>18591463
is this reasonable? This whole thing is fabricated by design. Nobody cares about the 71% if nobody is manufacturing or even consuming.

[Anonymous No.18593069]

I'm an absolute brainlet, how come Robinhood and Webull don't have the $-40.00 a stock Crude Oil WTI? I search 'WTI stock' and I find one at $2.09, please explain to me where I'm fucking up so I don't replicate my own retardation in the future

[Anonymous No.18593077]

>>18585163
nigger

[Anonymous No.18593096]

>>18588834
>started due to pricewar between saudi arabia and russia
YEEEESSS THE EEEEEVIL RUSSIANS LED BY EEEEVIL VLADIMIR PUTIN AND THOSE EEEEVIL SANDNIGGERS RUINED EVERYTHING WITH THEIR PRIMITIVE FIGHTING!!! DON'T YOU HATE THEM AMERICA!?!?!

It absolutely did not start with a pricewar you silly cunt. Even a price war between the Saudis and Russians in earnest could not have caused what we are seeing this fast. Are you one of those people who listens to CNN or FOX and just repeats it like gospel?

Please go research this for yourself. You are not immune to propaganda

Dealing with all of these oil nubs is getting exhausting

[Char !!cM/IyBdVzB0 No.18593112]

>>18592122
They are loaded with PhD guys. The Zcash people are even smarter then us Ethereum guys. They are also good friends with us. In the near future Z addresses will be spend-able directly within Ethereum smart contracts. This is very important for institutional use because it allows corporations to use Smart contract architecture without disclosing payment information.

Basically Ethereum and Zcash are working together to integrate their technology with each other

[Anonymous No.18593127]

>>18582326
Claiming.

[Anonymous No.18593134]

>>18576786
shale oil companies op

[Anonymous No.18593140]

>>18593112
ok rabbi

[Anonymous No.18593153]

>>18590000
Newman zoomers getting quads.
It really is the end.

[Anonymous No.18593183]

>>18592619
>sell low
>buy high

Wut

[Anonymous No.18593187]

a fucking thousand replies, is that even possible?

[Anonymous No.18593227]

>>18593187
>1000 replies
Go back pls.

[Anonymous No.18593253]

I just matched an oily african girl on tinder and she wants me to fuck her.

BFBWC?

[Anonymous No.18593277]

>>18593253
storing oil on her body gonna cost her
act as middleman and take some profit while she's getting just'ed

[Anonymous No.18593302]

>>18593187
/biz/ is truly dead...

[Anonymous No.18593318]

>>18593302
rest in pieces

[Anonymous No.18593331]

>>18593277
Based digits

[Anonymous No.18593340]

>>18576786
GOOD THREAD OP

[Anonymous No.18593350]

I see morans everywhere...

[Anonymous No.18593373]

HOW DO YOU BUY OIL WHEN YOU CAN'T TAKE DELIVERY?
HMMMM?

[Anonymous No.18593456]

>>18593183
This is /biz/. We buy high and sell low here newfren

[Anonymous No.18593468]

>>18593373
invest in warehouses.

[Anonymous No.18593495]

>>18593187
>>18593227
Replies get deleted guys obviously. I'd say go back but someone already did. It's limited to 1000 replies in a sticky, usually.

[Anonymous No.18593505]

give me oil memes

[Anonymous No.18593513]

>>18583601
Dr. Zsolnai-Fehér?

[Anonymous No.18593515]

>>18593505
you

[Anonymous No.18593519]

>>18593505
What did the oil barrel say to the oil?
.
.
.
.
.
Hey girl wanna f*ck?

[Anonymous No.18593599]

My systematic long oil futures strategy is up 46% this year. AMA

[Anonymous No.18593651]

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[Anonymous No.18593697]

>>18593599
Why did you think it dipped so low? My guess is no long demand lately with the virus shutting down all travel and no one getting into the country.

[Anonymous No.18593742]

>>18592532
Oil is pretty abundant, we have like at least 200 years worth left ln the planet still. There is even debate as to whether or not oil is finite; in Russia, many believe that oil does not come from super-pressurized biomass but that it forms from non-organic (abiotic) material and it constantly renewed deep in the Earth. There have been many reports of oil wells seemingly refilling again after being thought to be dry.

[Anonymous No.18593749]

>>18593697
Same reason why bars are throwing out all their beers. There's no demand so a lot of what they have is worthless.

[Anonymous No.18593760]

>>18593742
Here’s a good article that explains it all:
http://www.gasandoil.com/news/features/6ac3a54c7ed08ee68b50541cf93b45e7

[Anonymous No.18593785]

That's it. I'm getting out of USO. Last time I get into meme ETFs. Fuck this shit, I lost almost half of my profits from the market crash.

[Anonymous No.18593794]

>>18582475
Explalin it like I'm 23

[Anonymous No.18593804]

>>18582637
buy large and mid cap oil stocks

the hard part is having the guts to keep it long enough to get substantial gains

[Anonymous No.18593817]

>>18593495
I hate rolling stickies because you don't get to re-read them in the archives because all but 1000 and something posts get deleted.

[Anonymous No.18593841]

Just wanna shoutout to my anime loli and feet bros ITT, blew a huge load thanks to this thread

[Anonymous No.18593844]

>>18592532
We dug up all the easy oil and saw that there was an end to easy oil. So people said we‘re running out. But then people just came up with shit like oil sands, fracking and deep sea drilling which was previously never accounted for.
Of course all of these new methods kinda suck and oil keeps getting more expensive (usually).

>>18593742
Russia is probably fake news capitol of the world.
>Ey comrade president. Is oil not going to run out? Shouldn‘t we be of preparings for this as a nation instead of building twentieth president mansion?
>ehr... no. You see... ehrm... oil... it‘s infinite... it just comes into existence out of the earth for no reason
>DA! Sounds great! Amerikanski was lying to us once again! Russia number 1!

[Anonymous No.18593876]

UCO or GUSH?

[Anonymous No.18593892]

>>18593785
etfs like uso are tricky,>>18593785
I avoid them

[Anonymous No.18593921]

>>18583063
US has invaded Venezuela.

[Anonymous No.18593927]

>>18593921
https://mobile.twitter.com/LaithMarouf/status/1246544875841032193

[Anonymous No.18593939]

>>18590499
im new to stocks, i have a robbinhood which oil company should i invest in?

[Anonymous No.18593952]

>>18592025
lol Fuck yourself you eth Cuck

Ethereum is shit and can't scale.

[Anonymous No.18593991]

>>18583987
the point is buying it at negative and hoping it goes positive. no one gives a shit about dividends.

[Anonymous No.18594010]

>>18593817
old sticky style is dead m8...
We all miss 2006....

[Anonymous No.18594085]

TODAY IT'S BRENT'S TURN

[Anonymous No.18594156]

>>18585163
Faggot

[Anonymous No.18594222]

>>18582326
Hot dog buns.

[Anonymous No.18594231]

>>18593760
The knowledge about this subject hasn't improved in 15 years?

[Anonymous No.18594280]

>>18587208
Based till the end.

[Anonymous No.18594285]

>>18582871
Fucking moron

[Anonymous No.18594299]

>>18594280
i cri every tiem yang wen li gets shot in the leg

[Anonymous No.18594305]

>>18584353
>Only for personal using
oh I'll use it alright

[Anonymous No.18594314]

>>18585163
IMMUNITY
CAT

[Anonymous No.18594320]

>>18594299
me too

[Anonymous No.18594334]

>>18582947
can't you just wait till prices increase again?

[Anonymous No.18594373]

>>18592498
no

[Anonymous No.18594378]

what was the name of that "tumbling down" song

[Anonymous No.18594385]

>>18594378
https://youtu.be/py_MdrpI5vQ

[Anonymous No.18594386]

>>18592487
it goes off

[Anonymous No.18594401]

>>18594385
thanks

[Anonymous No.18594414]

>>18594401
No problemo

[Anonymous No.18594432]

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and your account is up 300%. But then it turns out one of your stonks just did a 1:20 reverse split and that money isn’t even real.

[Anonymous No.18594440]

>>18593927

that’s from the beginning of the month, what’s the update on this situation. are there US troops on the ground or is it a nothingburger?

[Anonymous No.18594445]

>>18585958
>Gate is a great series
Either a masterful troll or you have some serious shit taste in anime/manga.
/k/ has written better content for free.

[Anonymous No.18594492]

>>18589599
>gorrilla
Every time.

[Anonymous No.18594509]

>>18594320
bro I loved that guy, most honourable human being in the world. did NOTHING wrong ever, can you think of a single act of evil he did?

the worst thing he's ever done is being fucking lazy but that never killed anyone. Maybe he cockblocked adrian too much

[Anonymous No.18594619]

>>18582871
newfag go back to r*ddit

[Anonymous No.18594697]

>>18576786
>>>/pol/254396544

[Anonymous No.18594702]

>>18594509
He was also too naive but I can't really hold that against him. Though his use of relativistic missiles/comets freaked me out a bit.

[Anonymous No.18594720]

ive got $500 to spend at open tomorrow how does this look:

>$200 XOM
>$200 HLX
>$100 USO or RTX

[Anonymous No.18594733]

>>18594720
Split it between XOM and RTX. Hope you don't need that $500 back any time before 2022 tho.

[Anonymous No.18594748]

>WTI june futures are at $16
lmao its dead, its fucking dead

[Anonymous No.18594803]

>>18594748
Even the Brent, which so far was behaving quite decently, is in the shitter right now. This is ogre.

[Anonymous No.18594868]

How exactly does this end with anything other than a world war

[Anonymous No.18594886]

>>18594868
ur mom gets fucked by every world leader and everyone gets over it
pic related

[Anonymous No.18594889]

I don't understand why everybody isn't just buying oil.

You realise companies are going to still need oil to operate after this shit blows over?

Wish I had more fucking money to invest.

[Anonymous No.18594894]

>>18594868
just bombing saudi, iran, venezuela will be ok

[Anonymous No.18594923]

>>18594889
where are you going to store your oil once you get called? contract is due my dear 4chan dweller

[Anonymous No.18594941]

>>18594894
I don't understand why Trump won't JUST bomb the saudis. How the fuck are they so influential in US politics. Just bomb those fucks what can they do they don't have nukes, they barely have an army

[Anonymous No.18594942]

>$11
lmao
$8 is when they gonna stop trading and switch to july futures

[Anonymous No.18594964]

>>18594889
But the do. Check XOM, BP, CVX and shit. They're slightly red, but compared to what oil is going through, it's fucking nothing. People are buying oil, they just aren't buying meme scam ETFs like USO.

[Anonymous No.18594970]

>>18593140
>Augustus of Hippo
>not Augustine
>implying Algerians of the 4th century weren't whiter than the average modern Sardinian
Anglo education

[Anonymous No.18594983]

>UCO removed from robinhood

very kekly

[Anonymous No.18594984]

>>18583349
It's 12 dollars now.

[Anonymous No.18595001]

[Anonymous No.18595018]

>>18594733

nah, this is an amount that i am comfortable with spending right now. tfw hazard pay

[Anonymous No.18595095]

>>18584401
The one one truth, the wisdom of eons;
>you will be a bagholder with oil

[Anonymous No.18595126]

>>18585276
They bought?

[Anonymous No.18595141]

poster for fuck niggers and fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.18595154]

>>18583306
>There are literal barrels of oil and nowhere to store them,
So anyone who owns a parking lot could become rich by accepting them plus cash and then sell them again in a month?

[Anonymous No.18595172]

>>18595154
You gotta get barrels first, m8. And preferebly a tanker to get that oil to you.

[Anonymous No.18595221]

>>18585163
Nigger, I hope your stock crash.

[Anonymous No.18595314]

>>18585163

[Anonymous No.18595347]

>>18595154
you have to have EPA approved storage facilities for oil, and storing the barrels somewhere that isn't approved costs about 50 grand a day + fines and inspection fees

[Anonymous No.18595405]

I JUST MADE OVER A THOUSAND DOLLARS SELLING XTI AS IT WENT DOWN TO $5
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS, JUST THAT ITS APPARENTLY OIL

I DONT SEE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS, WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SELL THAT MADE ME FROM A POOR FAG TO A LESS POOR FAG

[Anonymous No.18595533]

>>18595405
Based gambler

[Anonymous No.18595610]

I would like to order 500 million barrels of oil from America. How do I go about this

[Anonymous No.18595685]

>smoke so much weed that I think oil crashed into negatives
>wake up
>it was real life all along

[Anonymous No.18595723]

>>18585163
oh noes

[Anonymous No.18595806]

>>18589406
>if everyone on /biz/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely.
>i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
>think on

[Anonymous No.18595832]

After hours of analyzing, I still cannot find an answer as to how oil could go below 5 but I found out that this crash is short-term and we'll be back to 10 in a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.18595846]

How many people do u think killed them self lol

[Anonymous No.18595854]

>>18595806
Sure thing beta

[Anonymous No.18595903]

>>18595832
Are u retarded cheap oil now means it will be cheap for months to come

[Anonymous No.18595964]

>>18595903
I'm crying anon.. I just don't get it. It's like, putting a negative price on electricity. But, nobody is getting paid for consuming electricity.

[Anonymous No.18595999]

>>18595964
https://www.current-news.co.uk/news/uk-negative-power-pricing-record-smashed-and-balancing-costs-spike-during-extraordinary-weekend

[Anonymous No.18596022]

>>18576786
Need advice
Are out of the money puts Expiring on Friday on xom and oxy
A good night dea

[Anonymous No.18596029]

>>18594889
you cant just buy oil you dumb nigger, you need a large scale operation ie a fucking company to acquire and transport large quantities of oil. Right now no company is doing that which is why they are literally paying companies to take oil off there hands because that would be cheaper than storing it themselves.

[Anonymous No.18596094]

>>18595964
I have solar panels in my house, the electricity I dont use gets sold back into the system and I get a (small) cut...

[Anonymous No.18596095]

>>18596029
They are actually just trying to resell futures, but at a loss. It's not the same as "I'll pay you to take my oil away". This distinction is completely missed in the media.

I don't know about the logistics or the science of petroleum, but if you had let's say 5 million you could buy those futures, some land in the meantime, and when the time comes basically build a reserve of oil.

[Anonymous No.18596183]

>>18596094
Solar panels aren't really an effective source of electricity, and the batteries are not worth it either. Solar panels are ineffective during winter, no batteries can last 4 months of winter season. But oil can lit a fireplace during winter in case electricity goes out.

[Anonymous No.18596200]

>>18596183
Sure anon, go ahead and put oil in your fireplace...

[QQQ fanboi No.18596232]

>>18582831
Big boy postin’

>>18582855
2spooky4me

>>18582873
LOL

>>18582932
What a time to be alive

>>18583060
Underrated post

>>18583178
uWU

[Anonymous No.18596319]

>>18596232
1000 reply

[QQQ fanboi No.18596346]

>>18583349
We jus avin a laffff m8 no harm innit really an truly

>>18583504
NO

NeonGenesisEcclesiastic is our animus and the ticker is NGEX

>>18583747
JANNIES
ARE U OK
ARE U OK
R U OK JAaaaaaannnnnnnnnyyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.18596402]

>>18576786
BUY ANTERO RESOURCES YOU ABSOLUTE NIGGER!

[Anonymous No.18596454]

So if I realistically want to cash in on this, I'd buy stock from something like:
WISDOMTREE COMMODITY SECURITIES LIMITED WISDOMTREE WTI CRUDE OIL ?

[Anonymous No.18596469]

WTI and canada crude are fucked, how safe is brent?

[QQQ fanboi No.18596521]

>>18584983
Basado & blackgold-pilled

>>18585163
Dude wtf man that shit cray

>>18585222
>those Adam and Eve Fallen trips of 2
Damn, this god-forsaken oil patch is blasted and condemned under S474N’s power

>>18585495
Big boy postin’

>>18585519
What does your third eye tell you?

>>18585787
+ this goy gets it +

>>18586529
75
>75
75

>>18587099
Brad? Brad Pittsburgh? Is that you?

>>18596319
BASADO & ROJODOMOR

[Anonymous No.18596608]

Can someone explain to a trenchbrain what negative oil prices mean?

[Anonymous No.18596619]

>>18576786
UCO reverse split out of nowhere? What the literal fuck

[QQQ fanboi No.18596666]

>>18596608
Mining tech getting better (eg, fracking), we can drill deeper and extract more. used to be "oil will run out in 2050" but it looks like it'll be a little further on
as for now - no one's going anywhere, there's no demand and near everywhere is filled up with oil. all that supply y nada demando por negro-Au, comprende?

[Anonymous No.18596670]

>>18596095
>some land
hey returd EPA REGULATIONS
you can't just have oil sitting in a fucking field or in a wharehouse. Oil needs to be stored like fucking explosives.

[Anonymous No.18596691]

>>18596670
I did say I don't know about logistics, but whatever problems there are, they can't be that expensive that it makes this venture worthless.

[Anonymous No.18596697]

>>18596608
Imagine you had a store that made hamburgers using some automated machine that is hard to cut off. Business is going well when all of a sudden a flu causes your customers to nou but ameriburgers. The machine keeps making them. Your warehouse is flooded with burgers with no where to go. Price drops hard.

[Anonymous No.18596707]

henlo where go for free oils?

[Anonymous No.18596708]

>>18594720
>HLX
thanks

[Anonymous No.18596771]

>>18596691
they literally are that expensive and difficult. That's why the fucking prices went negative 40. Don't you think companies would just start propping up new sites for oil storage? The lack of oil storage has been foretold a long time, and they're literally paying people to take the oil off their hands instead of investing in new storage sites because it's so fucking expensive. The regulations are insane

[Anonymous No.18596781]

"We will pay you to take our oil"
What is the reverse of liquid gold?

[Anonymous No.18596809]

>>18596781
Liquid shit.

[Anonymous No.18596814]

>>18596781
diarrhea

[Anonymous No.18596984]

FUCK OIL AND FUCK PUTIN, TRUMP AND THAT SAUDI FAGGOT
I AM RUINED!

[Anonymous No.18597012]

What price should I be aiming at for XOM?

[Anonymous No.18597024]

>>18583063
Go to the American Embassy and say you're willing to do anything they ask in exchange for CIA bux and eventual US citizenship.

[Anonymous No.18597025]

guys i bought oil on etoro (no leverage) planning to hold it, now i saw 18$ overnight fees... have I been jewed?

[Anonymous No.18597088]

Should I buy USO calls or WHAT

[Anonymous No.18597095]

>>18583819
Got any proof of that?

[Anonymous No.18597114]

>>18585163
That's the best version I've seen, good job you faggot

[Anonymous No.18597167]

OK someone needs to explain this shit to me.
IS THIS THREAD BEING MONITORED BY CIA NIGGERS RIGHT NOW?
I'm not one for conspiracies and shit but a lot of earlier replies are now GONE. DELETED. Check the top of this thread and a lot of post numbers are crossed out.
I suspect CIA (niggers) are archiving these replies around the clock 24/7, and tracing them to our IP. High possibility we are being marked on their "Far-right white supremacy terrorist" list. The ones crossed out are most likely their top priority to be executed.
What really gave it all away to me was the fact that they hacked the reply count ITT (In This Thread). It's been stuck for ages at only 1000 replies. Sloppy fucking job mossad niggers.
IT'S OVER /BIZ/

[Anonymous No.18597173]

>>18576786
Should I buy oxy and xom puts

[Anonymous No.18597179]

>>18576786
Wait til stocks follow. The whole market is overbought right now. Sell Sell Sell, go into IP bonds for a couple months. Its going to get really bad out there, stay safe anon's.

[Anonymous No.18597243]

>>18597179
Negative stock prices. Still not selling LINK

[Anonymous No.18597365]

>>18596608
The price is negative due to the futures contract.

What is a futures contract?
It's a deal that says that at X date, the seller of the contract will deliver Y amount of the commodity. In this case, it's typically oil producers selling the contract and oil users/intermediaries (refineries, airlines, etc.) that buy the contract. You have to accept delivery with a futures contract (or at least fulfil whatever conditions are attached).

What happened?

Wuflu crashed global demand in general and with the lockdown in place, factories aren't running, people aren't driving and airlines aren't flying. Because oil producers tend to produce more to cover losses as their first strategy, supply increases. This leads to a crash in the price.

Why in the negatives though?

Remember how the futures contract needs delivery? Well those contracts expired today/tomorrow and were meant to be picked up at Cushing, OK. A bunch of retarded finance traders had bought the contracts thinking they'd make easy money only for them to realise that not only was the price continuing to drop, but that they had nowhere to pickup the delivery (storage is almost full in the area around Cushing).

So they dumped the contracts, begging people to take them as they would rather pay someone to offload the contract then be sued by the oil seller for breaching the contract.

[Anonymous No.18597430]

>>18592271
Some gulf benchmarks are deeply negative now too.

[Anonymous No.18597538]

>>18597167
Not at all.
Masterful troll my friend.
xdddddddd
God bless America.

[Anonymous No.18597552]

>>18576786
VOO when it hits 250

[Anonymous No.18597576]

I'm going to buy barrels of oil ,get paid for it and then just dump out all the oil into a river and sell the empty barrels for scrap

[Anonymous No.18597601]

>>18597012
30

[Anonymous No.18597630]

>>18597576
hey fucktard, you don't get barrels of oil. Oil is stored in huge tankers, if you specifically want it in a barrel, you have to bring your own barrels

[Anonymous No.18597668]

>>18583537
Bro we don’t need anymore oil why would Raytheon be busy doing anything

[Anonymous No.18597675]

It is all over guys, we should have listened to them

[Anonymous No.18597828]

I live in Russia. Which one should I choose to drop the local currency: USD or EUR?

[Anonymous No.18597894]

>bought XOM at 30
>sold at 40

So this is the stock market, huh?
Doesnt seem that hard...

[Anonymous No.18597954]

How much lower can prices go

[Anonymous No.18597957]

>>18597894
/biz/: buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.18597971]

>>18594941
They piss Iran and Russia off and that's attractive to politicians of both stripes, not realizing or willfully ignoring that fucking with them and fucking with us are equal priorities to them
Also something something """peace""" with israel

[Anonymous No.18597974]

>>18586566
>>18591109
D I S P A I R
what was that post?

[Anonymous No.18598021]

>>18582326

[Anonymous No.18598044]

>>18588772
>too low
No such thing.

[Anonymous No.18598052]

>>18583421
SNIFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.18598075]

>>18598044
Fucking clearly. I did even think it was possible for something to drop past 0.01 in value.

[Anonymous No.18598162]

Goddamnit why did Obama cause this

[Anonymous No.18598277]

Nigger

[Anonymous No.18598375]

1001

[Anonymous No.18598513]

why is literally every 3rd comment deleted in this thread?

[Anonymous No.18598578]

i have no money to invest into oil companies and i know after this lockdown oil companies will spike back up and i could have a ton a money invested. h-have fun guys!

[Anonymous No.18598621]

>>18598578
Nah, not touching oil until Corona-chan fucking dies. I have learned my lesson.

[Anonymous No.18598636]

>>18583421
Come on

[Anonymous No.18598656]

I literally bought 10 barrels of oil for free

[Anonymous No.18598660]

https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/04/20/time-sensitive-why-dht-holdings-frontline-and-teek.aspx

[Anonymous No.18598858]

>>18585163
lol

[Anonymous No.18598910]

can crude oil be used for cooking

[Anonymous No.18598984]

>>18598578
there's an extremely high chance that many medium to large oil companies go bankrupt in the next 6-12 months

saudi arabia can produce oil for next to nothing, and if they decide to continue applying pressure to US and Euro markets they can wait these companies out, and in all honesty this might be their best chance in history to do it.

[Anonymous No.18599066]

JUST BUY OIL YOU FUCKS

And sell it later IF everything goes back to normal and if not you have fucking oil what do you have to loose?

[Anonymous No.18599073]

>>18583349
where did you get this number "23" from?

Let's check RIGHT. THE FUCK. NOW> https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/future/CLM20?mod=MW_story_quote


sorry bro...15 and dropping

[Anonymous No.18599084]

>>18599066
See? Even the digits agree with me

[Anonymous No.18599106]

>>18576786
HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.18599121]

>>18599073
Can I buy oil from home?

[Anonymous No.18599220]

>>18597828
gold you dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.18599248]

>>18598984
not before they get shafted by trumps big fat cock

[Anonymous No.18599256]

>>18599220
This or oil

[Anonymous No.18599287]

>>18596984
B A S E D

[Anonymous No.18599332]

>>18599066
you need to rectify it so it would be something useful, and you spend more on rectifying than you'll get from "buying"(receiving money from seller). If you have some place to store this toxic shit in bulk by yourself then fine, you can just wait for prices to go back up

[Anonymous No.18599336]

>>18585163
fuck you

[Anonymous No.18599411]

>>18585163
Not taking the chance.

[Anonymous No.18599545]

WTF ALL THE OIL IS DISAPPWARING HOW WILL WE MAKE FREEDOM FRIEZ without OIL TO FRY

[Anonymous No.18599677]

>>18583369
a bowl of ice cream

[Anonymous No.18599738]

>>18576786
Yoyo

[Anonymous No.18599869]

>>18597025
its pretty easy to read at the bottom, wish it was possible to hold from this price

[Anonymous No.18599874]

>>18599332
I see...

[Anonymous No.18599958]

>>18598984
nooo Saudi Arabia don't ruin my heckin oil stockerinos!!!

[Anonymous No.18600174]

>>18590000
go to minepi,com
use invite code 'romanian' for better x 2 mining rate.
you dont need to keep the app open or give permissions. 0 invetment => $20+ / month. nobody gives you even $1 free each month.
good luck!

[Anonymous No.18600256]

>>18598984

Yeah but the large ones like BP, Exxon, Shell, Schlumberger are going to get bailed out anyway, so you're not gonna lose money if you invest into those.

[Anonymous No.18600281]

its literally back in the positive. happening cancelled.

[Anonymous No.18600304]

>>18598984
>implying Trump won't just rev up the money printer again

[Anonymous No.18600305]

>>18576786
you know what is sad? it doesn't matter how low it goes. we'll still pay through the nose for gasoline + taxes. fuck the EU.

[Anonymous No.18600355]

Let's try to identify companies where their oil related expenditures are a very high percentage of their revenue (or percentage of market cap):

-Petrochemicals:
Largest oil consuming industry in the world. Takes oil and makes plastics, rubbers, fertilizer, pharmaceuticals, textiles, etc
Massively growing industry as well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvWfKcd0EHs

-Transportation:
Airlines, shipping companies, taxi companies, delivery companies (fedex, UPS, Amazon)
Most except the delivery companies have seen their business crumbled though.

-Mining:
Which type of mining uses the most oil wrt its bottom line? Do gold miners benefit from low oil just as much copper miners do?

-Iron and Steel industry

-Agriculture:
Agriculture stands out in this research into UK industries as taking 71% of its energy from solid sources (so petroleum) on top they require fertilizer which is a petrochemical product.
https://www.gazprom-energy.co.uk/blog/which-uk-businesses-use-the-most-energy/

-Paper Industry
Paper uses up to 6% of the energy that goes to the industrial sector in OECD countries, however it is mostly natural gas and electricity it seems.
https://www.eia.gov/outlooks/ieo/pdf/industrial.pdf

What else and which companies in particular???

[Anonymous No.18600372]

>>18600281
NO NO BIZ SAID THIS WAS THE END OF OIL I JUST SOLD OFF ALL MY OIL STOCKS AT A 99% LOSS OH GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18600373]

>>18597630
so if I buy oil stocks I have to fin go there and get my fin oil ?
How much are the fees for letting the company store it.
I mean.. seems like the time to invest in oil.

[Anonymous No.18600381]

>trump speaks
>Up 120%
Holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.18600408]

>/biz/ still doesn't know how futures works

Cringe tbqh

[Anonymous No.18600409]

>>18600373
Their is no more room for storage fck stay in ur shitcoin sirs

[Anonymous No.18600466]

>>18597365
>So they dumped the contracts, begging people to take them
and those people have to pick the oil up now or what?

[Anonymous No.18600516]

>>18600408
>brent at 19

Kek

[Anonymous No.18600528]

>>18600409
so my safest bet would be founding a oil storage company I guess

[Anonymous No.18600541]

>>18600373
that's why the fucking prices are crashing my dude, there is no more place to store the oil from those contracts without having to go through extreme transport expenses. if you don't meet up and collect your oil, you get sued by the oil company. If you meet up and do get your oil, you need a regulated place to store it, or else you get fined several tens of thousands by epa every day until you meet regulations + inspection fees.
>>18600466
yes, or else they get sued. that's how the contract works

[Anonymous No.18600546]

>>18600408
buy high sell low, dude. It's not just a meme.

[Anonymous No.18600559]

>>18600372
"The End of Oil"

[Anonymous No.18600575]

>>18600528
no. shortage of oil storage isn't something ¨new¨ or nobody saw coming. this has been in the works for a long fucking time, but nobody is willing to expand on oil storage cuz of the immense cost of those facilities

[Anonymous No.18600621]

>>18600541
>yes, or else they get sued. that's how the contract works
Thanks for insight based banker

so what kind of idiots are buying those stocks then?!

[Anonymous No.18600689]

>>18585163
Going all in tsla puts, also fuck you

[Anonymous No.18600717]

>>18590736
>Republic of Korea govt says
stopeed reading right there

[Anonymous No.18600740]

>>18585163
>Kill him.
>Transfer everything and find another.

[Anonymous No.18600765]

>>18600621
nobody, that's why it went negative 40 dollarinos.
a lot of traders got assraped thinking they could sell these contracts to somebody else for more money, and not have to think about actually getting the oil or get sued. These storage facilities probably have some places incase something like this happens, or they just start burning their own oil and literally get paid to pick up these new contracts

[Anonymous No.18600823]

>>18585163
Why is this board so full of weebs?

[Anonymous No.18600852]

>>18600823

[Anonymous No.18600859]

>>18585163

[Anonymous No.18600864]

I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could
Live for no one else

But now through all the hurt and pain
Its time for me to respect
The ones you love
Mean more than anything

So with sadness in my heart
I feel the best thing I could do
Is end it all
And leave forever
Whats done is done, it feels so bad
What once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
My world is ending

I wish that I could turn back time
'cause now the guilt is all mine
Can't live without the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
You can't forget love and pride
Because of that it's killing me inside

It all returns to nothing, it all comes
Tumbling down, tumbling down
Tumbling down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep
Letting me down, letting me down
Letting me down
In my heart of hearts
I know that I could never love again
I've lost everything
Everything, everything
That matters to me
Matters in this world

I wish that I could turn back time
'cause now all the guilt is mine
Can't live without
The trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
We can't forget love and pride
Because of that, its killing me inside

It all returns to nothing, it all comes
Tumbling down, tumbling down
Tumbling down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep
Letting me down, letting me down
Letting me down
It all returns to nothing, it all comes
Tumbling down, tumbling down
Tumbling down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep
Letting me down, letting me down
Letting me down

[Anonymous No.18600895]

>>18585222
OOOOOH IM PUMPING OOOOOOOOOO PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18600940]

Scorpio tankers (stng) is pumping like crazy. They are perfectly positioned to profit off of this scenario

[Anonymous No.18600991]

AAAAAAAAAA
WHAT ISBHAPPENING BROS
EXXON WAS SUPPOSED TO PUMP!!!!!!
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO PUMP!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18601001]

>>18600940
All the tankers are. I'm in DHT, NAT, TK and FRO myself. DHT and FRO are underperforming at +3% and +5% so far today compared to FRO and NAT at +20%.

[Anonymous No.18601135]

First Vice President Es’haq Jahangiri says America’s tough sanctions targeting Iran’s economy and energy sector have helped the Islamic Republic adapt to the historic oil market crash, which has seen US crude futures plunge below zero for the first time in history.

“Crises and sanctions [imposed by] the United States of America have enabled us to develop the necessary readiness to run the country’s affairs under the current circumstances,” Jahangiri said in a Tuesday meeting with senior managers of Iran’s Ministry of Roads and Urban Development.

Tehran has drawn up special plans and managed to adjust its budget to zero oil income, Jahangiri added.

US oil futures continued to trade in negative territory on Tuesday, after closing down nearly $40 on Monday in their first ever sub-zero dive, as concerns grew the United States will run out of storage for a glut caused by the new coronavirus lockdown.

Global benchmark Brent crude also fell sharply in response to the collapse of demand following reduced economic activity.

The crash came after oil producers ran out of space to store the oversupply of crude left by the coronavirus pandemic, which has battered almost all world nations.

Jahangiri further said the US economy, which possesses 25 percent of the gross world product (GWP), has been selling its crude oil futures in negative territory since last night and “this indicates that other world countries will not remain unaffected by the economic consequences of the coronavirus” pandemic.

He added that oil-producing countries, such as Saudi Arabia, will definitely encounter serious problems with crude traded at below $70 a barrel.

The Iranian vice president noted that even a deal announced last week between OPEC and independent producers to cut output by about 10 million barrels per day from May failed to prevent the drop in oil prices.

[Anonymous No.18601146]

>>18590517
>that is like one day of regular consumption
but keep in mind:
there is no regular consumption these days

[Anonymous No.18601153]

He warned that other businesses dependent on oil, such as the petrochemical and metal industries, would suffer the economic consequences of the coronavirus pandemic, asking Iranian universities and scientific centers to present scientific solutions in this regard.

Jahangiri also urged the administrative bodies to develop proper plans to deal with the current circumstances.

Iran has been under the “toughest ever” US sanctions since May 2018, when Washington abandoned a nuclear deal with the Islamic Republic and five other states.

After quitting the deal, the US under President Donald Trump unleashed a “maximum pressure” campaign mainly aimed at paralyzing Iran’s banking sector and driving to “zero” its oil exports — the country’s main source of income.

Faced with the obstacles that the US has been creating in the way of its oil sales, Tehran has stepped up work to wean the country off oil revenues and diversify its economy.

[Anonymous No.18601207]

>>18601146
>nothing will ever go back to normal
>the Chinese virus will last forever
I wonder if you retards would have said the same thing during the Spanish flu

[Anonymous No.18601227]

>>18601207
If only you knew how good things really used to be

[Anonymous No.18601238]

>the CME/NYMEX has procedures for situations like this. Final contract settlement is done by cash settlement (minus a small settlement fee) for those not wanting to take physical delivery. NYMEX rulebook section 698103 for those that like to do your own research.
how did biz missed this?, if you "bought" negative oil and made thousand of dollars of it, you can get your cash for a small fees
fucking idiots why none of you told me this, literally 0 risk investment

[Anonymous No.18601240]

>>18599411
Not a very good post anon.

[Anonymous No.18601257]

>>18601001
Is it too late to invest in NAT at $5.25?

[Anonymous No.18601276]

>>18601257
I don't think so. I expect all tankers to go to 50-100%+ from yesterday's baseline.

[Anonymous No.18601277]

>>18601227
People who can't envision events beyond 30 days from present shouldn't be allowed to vote.

[Anonymous No.18601311]

>>18601238
698103 only says that final settlement is a cash settlement, which means "you are going to be paying the price at close using money". It doesn't say anything else whatsoever. You're full of bullshit. Direct citation:
698103.
FINAL SETTLEMENT
Final settlement under the contract shall be by cash settlement. Final settlement,
following termination of trading for a contract month, will be based on the Floating Price.
The final settlement price will be the Floating Price calculated for each contract month.

[Anonymous No.18601471]

>>18601311
how come this guy did it
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/g5e3e5/i_bought_oil_at_32_yesterday_and_made_26000_sort/

[Anonymous No.18601488]

>>18601471
>(((redd!t)))
Go back

[Anonymous No.18601548]

>>18601488
at least they are making profit of the negative oil while you just post wojacks

[Anonymous No.18601571]

>>18601471
>ninjatrader sim account
lmao

[Anonymous No.18601576]

>>18601548
You didn't even read his own post where he himself admits he was full of shit on the regulation (though he doesn't even mention he's not even looking at the right thing in the first place) and only made money because he managed to sell the worthless contracts to a bigger sucker at a higher price before close. Retard.

[Anonymous No.18601648]

>>18585163
You insidious fuck

[Anonymous No.18601654]

>>18601471
>Like 4chan found a Bloomberg Terminal

is this true?

[Anonymous No.18601693]

>>18596619
This completely fucked my options. Wish there had been any kind of notification.

[Anonymous No.18601709]

Is oil being so cheap really that bad? Won't it be a boon for industries struggling right now like airlines and cruise ships and such? To say nothing of the benefits to your average consumer.

[Anonymous No.18601719]

>>18601709
Airlines aren't buying oil so obviously it's not a boon for them.

[Anonymous No.18601751]

>>18601548
>invest in oil while negative
>complete contract
>get oil delivered
>no place to store
alternatively
>get oil delivered
>store it in special warehouse
>sit on it for months and months
>lose all money invested by spending it on storage fees

it would be best to just have it sent to a refinery and have it processed then delivered back to you in a thousand gallon tank sitting in your back yard.

[Anonymous No.18601812]

>>18601207
>it's not the virus, it's that oil is on the way out

[Anonymous No.18601905]

how do i sell oil like this guy did with leverage?

[Anonymous No.18601921]

>>18601709
Don't you need to refine that?

[Anonymous No.18601974]

>>18601471
Also lmao at all those retards who think the FCM will allow him to take physical delivery.

[Anonymous No.18601980]

>>18586051
USO WILL be pure gains but you guys that bought yesterday are idiots, buying before it bottomed out. It was still free-falling before end of day and it started free-falling again as soon as trading resumed.
You'll be able to pick up USO stock for about .45-.75 cents per share in the coming days, possibly lower.

[Anonymous No.18602013]

>>18583421
here we go

[Anonymous No.18602029]

>>18601751
>delivered back to you in a thousand gallon tank sitting in your back yard.
Ah yes, just put 5000 liters of petrol in your backyard

[Anonymous No.18602093]

>>18589670
Garlic bread

[Anonymous No.18602102]

>>18602029
i have 3 uncles that literally had giant gas tanks in their back yard, above or below ground.

[Anonymous No.18602119]

>>18585163
>https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/g5e3e5/i_bought_oil_at_32_yesterday_and_made_26000_sort/
fuck

[Anonymous No.18602155]

>>18602029
>couple of no smoking signs
>bucket of sand
hose going to front so you can 'pump' your gas to neighbours
its like you dont want to make it

[Anonymous No.18602180]

>>18601980
I am so erect at that thought
Is it worth buying options 3 years out or should I just buy USO directly?
Also god damn these captchas

[Anonymous No.18602253]

OPEC BTFO

[Anonymous No.18602256]

>>18601980
How do you know it will be pure gains? I am very worried. I bought a fuck ton and am losing my ass off. I bought some puts meanwhile to hedge, but I am just so fucking scared it will go bankrupt or the rollovers in the future will underperform so badly that I won't make much off it. I thought the worst was over with oil prices.

[Anonymous No.18602258]

Buy gold.

[Anonymous No.18602275]

>>18602258
way ahead of you

[Anonymous No.18602299]

>>18602256
When did you buy?
You didn’t catch a falling knife did you?

[Anonymous No.18602335]

>>18602180
I'm buying directly personally
Oil isn't going anywhere any time soon
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, even the people who bought at 3 1/2 yesterday are going to come out on top after awhile

>>18602256
Read above. Oil isn't going anywhere just yet, even if we move away from combustion engines to electric, petroleum and petroleum distillates still have other purposes in manufacturing. USO stock isn't going to drop to complete worthlessness because of the above info. Put 2 and 2 together

[Anonymous No.18602375]

June oil futures in freefall too. Looks like we ain't anywhere near done with this, guys.

[Anonymous No.18602401]

>>18602299
I did. Both ways. I bought 300 USO yesterday at 3.75 and 200 more today at 3. But now I am worried and bought 4 2.5 strike puts at 50 dollars a contract expiring in 3 days. Panic is real, and I am not allowed to day trade so I sort just decided to sacrifice 200 dollars in case USO goes to 0 soon before I can get out tomorrow, if I decide to.

>>18602335
I understand oil won't go anywhere and quite frankly my oil stocks are doing great considering this market dump. But USO worries me. It is like a fourth of my holdings if not a bit more, I went too all-in on it by a bit of a miscalculation.

[Anonymous No.18602414]

>>18602401
It's going to recover but for people buying the dip it will likely be a patience game because the recovery won't be swift

[Anonymous No.18602460]

>>18602375
This is good for our puts. If this happens again the bottom will definitely fall out of the market.

[QQQ fanboi No.18602489]

>>18600823
lol

>>18600852
LOL

>>18600740
Truly redpilled

>>18596666
>6666
Yikes

[Anonymous No.18602496]

>>18596619
bought 200 shares @ $1.33 yesterday, planning on hodling...am I screwed?

[Anonymous No.18602537]

>>18601693
>check my balance this morning
>$400 loss today
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you can't just split the etf

[Anonymous No.18602538]

>>18602401
I’m actually planning on going all in on USO once it stabilizes a little bit. I wouldn’t worry too much, with the supply cuts and companies going under it’ll spike back up.
It may be a year or so but oil is 100% our ticket to making it
(Is anyone else getting multiple absurd captchas?)

[Anonymous No.18602639]

Hodl boys, dont buy until you see the reds of their wojaks

[Anonymous No.18602663]

>>18587201
So how does oil going negative affect it

[Anonymous No.18602712]

>>18602663
It should increase the value of the dollar because it's not governments but rather producers that die in these circumstances. To fix this, governments now have to scramble to transact in USD more than usual to try to save them all.

[Anonymous No.18602762]

>>18601980
>You'll be able to pick up USO stock for about .45-.75 cents per share in the coming days, possibly lower.
Why do you think it will go lower

[Anonymous No.18602767]

Is it still crashing?

[Anonymous No.18602769]

>>18583649
Retard.

[Anonymous No.18602771]

>>18602767
yep

[Anonymous No.18602792]

>>18602538
This fund is likely going to get liquidated. This is the biggest contango of all time

[Anonymous No.18602795]

>>18585163

[Anonymous No.18602797]

>>18602762
Everything it depends on is still crashing and will continue to crash
people are panic selling, tards are panic buying because the FOMO is strong
we have not hit bottom

[Anonymous No.18602831]

Can we hit $10 today?

[Anonymous No.18602911]

another one bites the dust
https://www.reddit.com/r/PersonalFinanceCanada/comments/g5i3mo/lost_life_savings_in_the_market_today_not_sure/

[Anonymous No.18602927]

>>18585163
fsfa

[Anonymous No.18602962]

>>18602911
btfo

[Anonymous No.18602968]

INVEST IN WLL

[Anonymous No.18602975]

>>18585163
Top tier bait

[Anonymous No.18603007]

>>18602797
there is no bottom.
Forget guns, they'll only weigh you down.
Get some hard-tack and some canned beans and get out innawoods because this thing isn't going to stop until we churn out another conflict.
Look for proxy wars to break out on islands, Thailand, Cambodia and maybe some skirmishes to hit the Pakistan/India border later this year. I'm moving to northern Canada.

[Anonymous No.18603026]

>>18602911
>cucknadian
BTFO

[Anonymous No.18603037]

>>18585163
pp

[Anonymous No.18603042]

>>18601709
Consistent prices are needed to take proper advantage of lower oil price. Right now, instability in price means you have no idea if your idea with the product will even work in 6 months. The price is lowering because people aren't buying the subproducts of oil in the first place, even if the subproduct industry can sustain storages far more easily than crude.

Low prices in the current state just mean no demand and broken companies, not lower consumer prices.

[Anonymous No.18603067]

>No longer stickyed
I guess this is it.

[Anonymous No.18603079]

>>18603067
See you in the next thread when june is in the negative

[Anonymous No.18603088]

F

[Anonymous No.18603093]

It's like a perfect storm of extreme oversupply and extremely lowered demand.
There will be a time to buy, you just gotta figure out when.

[Anonymous No.18603096]

>>18603042
so to stimulate the economy we need to subsidize U.S. car manufacturers who will refocus on v12s and straight pipes.
I'm ready.

[Anonymous No.18603138]

>>18602414
But why are you so sure it won't get liquidated or go bankrupt?

>>18602538
Oh I agree, I am investing in oil hard in general. But I just feel bad now. Bleeding money, absolutely bleeding. Like the other guy said, USO has a chance to get liquidated. It was refused issuing additional shares, it looks bad. I might just cash in with my puts tomorrow and keep USO if it goes down, and if USO goes up well....200 dollars is a worthy sacrifice when going back up a dollar nets me 500. And maybe with luck I can sell it back for around a hundred or something. I am down 550 counting USO and the puts, so....weird day. And if it goes down, I will sell USO for probably like 1000 dollar loss but recover 2-5 hundred cashing in a put then. Idk, this just sucks so much I am tired of losing money every single day for weeks now because market makes no sense and then the one day I say fuck logic the market suddenly turns logical.

[Anonymous No.18603167]

>>18603007
lol, no

[Anonymous No.18603201]

>>18603138
federal intervention

[Anonymous No.18603239]

>>18603096
Possibly. Many countries have subsidized car manufacturing for that exact reason (Along with everything else that goes in a car). The subsidy would need to make people buy cars though, which is looking unlikely. It's almost as hard as selling houses, cash in hand only, in 2009.

[Anonymous No.18603345]

>>18603007
you will die in winter

[Anonymous No.18603549]

>>18585163
based

[Anonymous No.18603710]

RIP Sticky
I was here

[Anonymous No.18603723]

>>18585163
BBBRRRRRRR

[POOR GUIDE ANON No.18603950]

SELL THE THREAD!

[Anonymous No.18604055]

Rip sticky I was here

[Anonymous No.18604109]

RIP, Junkofag was here

[Anonymous No.18604422]

>>18585163
Kys

[Anonymous No.18604433]

>>18604422
based

[Anonymous No.18604619]

>>18585163
not LOL