WHAT OIL STOCKS SHOULD I BUY

[Anonymous No.18576786]

>Oil is literally crashing
>literally fucking negative

Got a few grand in savings, what should I be investing in right now /biz/?

[Anonymous No.18576857]

sneed

[Anonymous No.18576862]

>>18576786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

[Anonymous No.18576863]

[Anonymous No.18576866]

Sneed

[Anonymous No.18576868]

>sticky

[Anonymous No.18576881]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[Anonymous No.18576883]

Hello

[Anonymous No.18576889]

hi

[Anonymous No.18576897]

Posting in a legendary thread

[Anonymous No.18576901]

>>18576786
Buy a bunch of land in rural USA and store barrels there

[Anonymous No.18576908]

Hello niggers. What coin should I buy into? My oilcoin is dead.

[Anonymous No.18576912]

WTI BROS WE'RE IN THE STICKY

[Anonymous No.18576917]

we short june next or?

[Anonymous No.18576920]

Posting in a historic bread

[Anonymous No.18576924]

>>18576786
it's ogre
rather by gas, it's exploding right now

[Anonymous No.18576929]

>>18576786
If you aren't all in on nickel you haven't been paying attention and aren't going to make it.

[Anonymous No.18576928]

>>18576786
LINK is a good oil stock

[Anonymous No.18576936]

[Anonymous No.18576942]

>>18576786
ERX, GUSH
Both will be up 30% tomorrow and 200% by end of week.
Don't miss your shot

[Anonymous No.18576948]

>>18576786
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18576949]

put me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.18576954]

>>18576786
TESLA

[Anonymous No.18576956]

>>18576786
>sticky
Faggot mod

[Anonymous No.18576957]

>>18576786
This day will go down in history

[Anonymous No.18576961]

PUT ALL YOUR MONEY IN WEATHERFORD

[Anonymous No.18576962]

>>18576929
THIS. NICKEL IS THE WAY TO GO.

[Anonymous No.18576963]

>>18576786
do you have a few grand in barrels?

[Anonymous No.18576966]

>>18576786
Why are oil futures crashing ELI5

[Anonymous No.18576974]

Damne we stucky now nigga

[Anonymous No.18576973]

>>18576786
HAHAHHHAHAH
FUCK NOTHING BURGERS
FUCK CHINA
FUCK JEWS
FUCK JANNIES
AND
FUCK
VIRUSES

[Anonymous No.18576978]

Invest in rope

[Anonymous No.18576981]

everybody below me is trolled and lost the game

[Anonymous No.18576984]

crashing this market with no survivors

[Anonymous No.18576983]

>>18576908
im personally invested in S&Pcoin it never seems to go down and has a partnership with the us government

[Anonymous No.18576985]

Imagine being a low iq mod who does it for free asking high IQ chads which stocks to buy on his voluntary salary

[Anonymous No.18576986]

runescape coins

[Anonymous No.18576987]

Hello, world

[Anonymous No.18576988]

Put me in the screencap

Also

Fuck jannies and fuck niggers

[Anonymous No.18576990]

should I go buy a pack of gum from the store or some a barrel of oil?

[Anonymous No.18576992]

POSTING IN EPIC STICKY CAP ME

[Anonymous No.18576994]

>sticky
Ayo wtf?

[Anonymous No.18576995]

thanks swaglord

[Anonymous No.18577000]

NUKES IN 40 MIN

ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.18577002]

711 or sunico are good

[Anonymous No.18577007]

[Anonymous No.18577024]

>>18576786
Based mod stickied

[Anonymous No.18577025]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18577028]

[Anonymous No.18577032]

It's over...

[Anonymous No.18577034]

finally

[Anonymous No.18577041]

>mfw the economy is gonna be giga fucked until the end of time

[Anonymous No.18577043]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOT THE GOOD OILERINO! NOT THE HECKIN' GOOD GASKET! NOT THE FLIPPITY FLOPPITY FLUID! NOT THE CRACKITY CROCKITY CRUDERINO! NOT THE BIPPITY BOPPITY BARRELERINOS! NOT THE HECKIN' BLUE COLLARINO WORKERINOS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE PIPPITY POPPITY PETROPUPPERINO JOBERINOS!

[Anonymous No.18577046]

I am gonna buy shit tone of Canadian dollars

[Anonymous No.18577049]

[Anonymous No.18577050]

>>18576786
>Buy a couple hundred barrels
>get a couple of hundred free bucks and a fun oil swimming pool

[Anonymous No.18577056]

>>18577007
le I was in that thread

[Anonymous No.18577057]

Mods, please play Tsubasa wo Kudasai from Evangelion 2.0

[Anonymous No.18577063]

>>18576786
POSTING IN STICKY

[Anonymous No.18577068]

Can someone explain to a brainlet what this means for gas prices?

[Anonymous No.18577076]

All in KOS now...thank me later

[Anonymous No.18577077]

>>18577000
Trips of truth

[Anonymous No.18577078]

>>18576786

[Anonymous No.18577081]

WE'RE FUCKING DEAD
OIL IS FUCKING DEAD
LONG LIVE OIL

[Anonymous No.18577089]

>>18576857
Formerly positive

[Anonymous No.18577093]

buy uso / uco options for 2022, 30x gains

[Anonymous No.18577099]

yeah mang, but what about the june contracts?

[Anonymous No.18577100]

/v/ here. Why did you play your life savings away instead of playing vidya?

[Anonymous No.18577111]

>>18577000
digits confirmed

[Anonymous No.18577113]

>>18577068
They will pay you to fill up your gas tank.

[Anonymous No.18577116]

>>18576990
this is a quality post

[Anonymous No.18577117]

Is this it lads? Is capitalism finally crumbling after 300 years of a good run?

[Anonymous No.18577123]

if I "buy" oil stocks will I literally get paid

[Anonymous No.18577124]

>>18576786
Bump.
Make me rich, faggots.
Its time to prove this board aint useless.

[Anonymous No.18577126]

>>18576786
Mod fucked up and stickied

[Anonymous No.18577131]

Wait a minute, so what's propping up the $ now that oil is worthless?

[Anonymous No.18577134]

reminder to not use this opportunity to buy actual barrels of crude oil because without proper storage the hydrogen sulfide will kill you

[Anonymous No.18577135]

>>18576988
Holy based

[Anonymous No.18577139]

heck yes, vroomin' in a sticky

[Anonymous No.18577143]

>strike oil on land
>property value goes down

[Anonymous No.18577149]

HOLY SHIT A SAUDI PRINCE FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.18577151]

>>18577068
nothing

[Anonymous No.18577155]

It was an honor shitposting with you gentlemen. The end is nigh.

[Anonymous No.18577157]

WANNA BE IN THE SCREENCAP

WITNESSED

[Anonymous No.18577159]

>>18576786
Again when the economy crashed to 19,000 you fags told me this was it. This sticky will look stupid in several hours when it’s nothing.

[Anonymous No.18577161]

>>18577076
SNDE better

[Anonymous No.18577164]

TA FAGS LMAO

[Anonymous No.18577165]

Gold

[Anonymous No.18577169]

>>18576936
That shit looks delicious

[Anonymous No.18577170]

>>18576786
FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.18577172]

STAR, I TOLD YOU FUSING MEWNI WITH EARTH WILL CRASH THE ECONOMY SINCE WE CAN NOW USE MEWNIAN-WALE-CUM TO FUEL OUR CARS

[Anonymous No.18577181]

About fucking time the mods made a sticky

[Anonymous No.18577184]

>mfw 1 DOGE is worth more than all the oil in the universe

[Anonymous No.18577188]

>>18577076
WHY EXPLAIN HOW THAT WORKS

[Anonymous No.18577189]

niggers be like
>free gas

[Anonymous No.18577193]

So what's the 4D move to make some money now?

inb4 HE BOUGHT

[Anonymous No.18577194]

good night sweet amerikeks

[Anonymous No.18577195]

posting in sticky XDDDD

[Anonymous No.18577198]

>>18577111
WE ARE FUCKED BOIS

[Anonymous No.18577199]

>>18577111
>digits confirm
>rolls trips

[Anonymous No.18577201]

>>18576786
there may be an oil storage crisis currently, but that will be fixed when an accidental oil spill happens later this week

[Anonymous No.18577203]

>>18577100
I thought negative price was a meme

[Anonymous No.18577209]

>>18577099
>>18577100
>>18577111
>>18577000
>>18577077
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD

[Anonymous No.18577212]

Lol this is it

[Anonymous No.18577215]

hi spook

[Anonymous No.18577216]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

[Anonymous No.18577220]

>>18576786
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUtHcVzs1c0

[Anonymous No.18577226]

/@/ was here

[Anonymous No.18577233]

>>18576988
is that real?

[Anonymous No.18577240]

This god pinned ? So mods are alive

[Anonymous No.18577242]

>>18577143
kek

[Anonymous No.18577243]

>>18576929
Links?

[Anonymous No.18577245]

>pinned
posting in historic bread

[Anonymous No.18577247]

>>18576786
YES

IF THE OIL INDUSTRY TRULY GOES BANKRUPT WORLDWIDE WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE ANYWAYS

DUMP EVERY PENNY YOU HAVE INTO IT. DONT BE SHY, DONT BE A FUCKING PUSSY

ALL IN OIL ALL IN OIL NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.18577250]

What a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.18577252]

Just got off the phone with Donald, bought about 100k barrels and got a 800k check from him for it, But I just realized that I don't have the room to store all those barrels. I told my mom about it and now she's kicking me out of the house for "another hairbrained moneymaking scheme". The barrels are going to be delivered in 3 days and change of address needs to be submitted 24 hours before delivery. Any ideas anons?

[Anonymous No.18577255]

How much is the fine for dumping oil in the sea? Is it less than 30$ per barrel? We may have an arbitrage opportunity here

[Anonymous No.18577257]

>>18577131
Feed and Seed

[Anonymous No.18577262]

>>18576786
glad i sold most of my oil last week, holy shit. imma buy back in i suppose.

[Anonymous No.18577261]

>>18576978
I specialize in rope

[Anonymous No.18577269]

>>18577193
Put money in gush

[Anonymous No.18577271]

they pay you for it

[Anonymous No.18577276]

toasting epic bread

[Anonymous No.18577282]

>>18576786
IT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOOOOWWWWN

[Anonymous No.18577283]

Which theatre are you hoping to be deployed to, bros?

[Anonymous No.18577284]

Does this mean the Canadian dollar will go up and I can spend my neet bucks on cheaper video games?
This is all I’m concerned about.

[Anonymous No.18577292]

I WANT IN ON THE SCREENCAP

[Anonymous No.18577294]

big F for canadas economy, especially alberta

[Anonymous No.18577295]

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[Anonymous No.18577297]

[Anonymous No.18577300]

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[Anonymous No.18577311]

Coronavirus was China sending the US a message, We are preparing a counterattack, this oil price crash is a message to RUSSIA to STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. Watch Russia come out and make a statement, and oil prices will rise right after.

[Anonymous No.18577313]

>>18577199
BRAH

[Anonymous No.18577318]

FINALLY A FUCKING STICKY
THIS WORLD IS NO LONGER BREATHING, IT IS BLEEDING TO DEATH

[Anonymous No.18577322]

>>18577226
La Famili/a/ es in el casa!

[Anonymous No.18577328]

>>18577209
>not negative digits
NO one cares

[Anonymous No.18577326]

>Pinned

MODS WE NEED A THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py_MdrpI5vQ

[Anonymous No.18577330]

should put some money together and get an oil tanker heh

[Anonymous No.18577338]

Good. Fuck oil.

[Anonymous No.18577339]

Where were you when Corona made history

[Anonymous No.18577346]

Guys just buy oil you will get payed for it

[Anonymous No.18577349]

How the fuck is KOS still green

[Anonymous No.18577351]

>>18576942
>you sure about that?

[Anonymous No.18577356]

>>18577255
More like, how much can we bribe a Mexican mayor to look the other way

[Anonymous No.18577357]

the dot predicted this

[Anonymous No.18577358]

everything will be fine when they roll over to the june contracts haha

[Anonymous No.18577359]

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero

[Anonymous No.18577361]

>>18576786
DATA IS THE NEW OIL

[Anonymous No.18577362]

buy oil
even if this chink shit flu blows after a year or 2 folks will still drive cars.. this is unless these cocksuckers reveal some form of locomotion or fuel source to screw over the muzzie-vatnik alliance, causing a massive paradigm shift .
Exciting times indeed

[Anonymous No.18577366]

What oil stocks should I buy you niggers

[Anonymous No.18577370]

just spend it all on bitcoin, exept that the internet will crash

[Anonymous No.18577373]

>yfw your 401k just became a 101k

[Anonymous No.18577375]

>>18577212
that's some historic shit nigga

[Anonymous No.18577376]

>>18577199
Holy fuck Beijing gets nuked first.

[Anonymous No.18577377]

I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY FINALLY I CAN BUY AAND GET MONEY WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO TO THE WW3 HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18577379]

Earth has had a good run

[Anonymous No.18577393]

IM IN EUROPE HOW THE FUCK DO I GET PAID FOR BUYING OIL

[Anonymous No.18577394]

The quint is looming

[Anonymous No.18577395]

THIS HAS NOW INTRODUCED THE CONCEPT OF NEGATIVE ASSETS.

THIS HAS FUCKED THE WORLD FOREVER.

[Anonymous No.18577405]

PUT ME IN THE CAP BROS

[Anonymous No.18577406]

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[Anonymous No.18577408]

Anyone saying pinned should kys

[Anonymous No.18577413]

Just bought 1000000 barrels of oil
Where the fuck do I put this shit?

[Anonymous No.18577418]

>>18576786
GET IN THE OFFICIAL /biz/ SERVER discord.gg CpqQw7b
WE'RE WATCHING THIS SHIT CRASH TOO AND WE WILL INTERVIEW ETH FOUNDER VITALIK
sjsj

[Anonymous No.18577434]

HOLY SHIT A OIL RIG JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.18577437]

I WANT IN ON THIS!!! FUCK YOU JOE IM IN A STICKY!!!

[Anonymous No.18577442]

HEY MOM I'M ON /BIZ/

[Anonymous No.18577443]

Give it to me straight bros, is the global economy going to just totally collapse?

Should I buy the ultimate dip?

[Anonymous No.18577446]

>mfw in my country there's a state monopoly on oil
i'm still gonna be paying 2 dollars a liter.

[Anonymous No.18577450]

:stopmusic:

[Anonymous No.18577451]

>>18577326
based

[Anonymous No.18577453]

>>18577366
Anything that isn't US shale

[Anonymous No.18577458]

>''1 billion barrels of oil, please''
>36 billion dollars have been deposited in your account, sir

[Anonymous No.18577456]

Based mods.

[Anonymous No.18577461]

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18577463]

TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18577466]

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhYHwtEMJM

[Anonymous No.18577469]

This thread is moving so fast that nobody will notice that I am gay and I hold Chainlink

[Anonymous No.18577472]

>>18577359
DO YOU LIKE
MY CAR
MY CAR
MY CAR

[Anonymous No.18577476]

>>18577326
>They added it

THANK YOU MODS

[Anonymous No.18577477]

>>18577413
First you gotta drive to Texas

[Anonymous No.18577489]

>>18577469
wait... what?

[Anonymous No.18577491]

HOW DO I BUY IN EUROPE

[Anonymous No.18577494]

:stopmusic:

[Anonymous No.18577499]

>>18576786
Invest is sorar panels from Grorious China

[Anonymous No.18577504]

Buy bonds, not stock.

[Anonymous No.18577505]

OH NO THIS IS BAD

[Anonymous No.18577510]

MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS

[Anonymous No.18577528]

Based mods!

[Anonymous No.18577530]

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[Anonymous No.18577531]

I need a Jerome edit of him desperately trying to pump an oil station STAT

[Anonymous No.18577532]

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[Anonymous No.18577533]

So the world is pessimistic about this coronavirus crisis hmmmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.18577534]

HOW THE FUCK DO I BUY OIL AT -$25?

[Anonymous No.18577539]

TOMORROW WE RIDE OUR V8s FELLOW BOOMERS

[Anonymous No.18577544]

1000000 BARRELS OF OIL JUST ARRIVED ON MY DRIVE

WTF DO I DO WITH THIS SHIT!!!

:STOPMUSIC:

[Anonymous No.18577545]

HHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18577548]

Day of the Kebab is finally here.

[Anonymous No.18577551]

POSTAN IN A STICKY

[Anonymous No.18577550]

looks like the dream of an independent alberta is over prairie bros

[Anonymous No.18577552]

DRINK WATER ITS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN OIL

[Anonymous No.18577558]

NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.18577562]

>oilkeks
please explain

[Anonymous No.18577564]

HOW DO I MAKE MONEY OFF OF THIS
HOW DO I MAKE MONEY OFF OF THIS
HOW DO I MAKE MONEY OFF OF THIS
HOW DO I MAKE MONEY OFF OF THIS

[Anonymous No.18577566]

>>18577226
based morimiya

[Anonymous No.18577570]

so senpai how do you want your economy

[Anonymous No.18577581]

>>18577393
You don't. Unless you have capacity to store minimum 1000 barels of oil.

[Anonymous No.18577585]

Here's to the collapse bros

screencap this

[Anonymous No.18577587]

wtf

[Anonymous No.18577588]

MODS = GODS
>MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
>MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
>MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
>MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
>MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
>MODS = GODS

[Anonymous No.18577590]

>>18577534
1. go to your nearest oil tanker
2. ask for oil
3. receive $25 tip for every barrel

[Anonymous No.18577594]

Everyone on CNBC said this is not a problem, is this a problem?

They seem to think this is either bullish or priced in.

[Anonymous No.18577596]

I fucking loved you all

[Anonymous No.18577599]

invest in barrel makers

[Anonymous No.18577600]

Which one, /int/?

[Anonymous No.18577607]

I was here

[Anonymous No.18577608]

MOMMY MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.18577611]

TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18577614]

Reminder in this new historical timeline: janitors do it for free

[Anonymous No.18577617]

what a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.18577618]

>>18577594
>CNBC

[Anonymous No.18577620]

>>18577295
Based boong

[Anonymous No.18577621]

IF I DIG A HOLE IN MY GARDEN AND PUMP IT FULL OF OIL CAN I STORE IT AND THEN SELL IT WHEN IT GOES BACK UP IN PRICE?

[Anonymous No.18577624]

:stopcrash:

[Anonymous No.18577628]

I bought 10000 contracts at 0.01$. What am I supposed to do with 10000 barrels and I have to cover the cost of transportation and storage.

[Anonymous No.18577630]

>>18577564
BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

[Anonymous No.18577636]

>>18577443
The virus will never disappear and because of ade there will never be a vaccine that won't kill the person who its given to. Even mild cases in younger people can develop ground glass opacities and suffer permanent lung damage. Not to mention the virus has HIV inserts and destroys your t cells and just recently they think it might be able to hide in your testicles, which is immunity privileged, and come out and attack you later.
Oh yeah and people have been sick for ~50 days and so far have not yet recovered.
This is world changing anon and there is no normal to return too.

[Anonymous No.18577637]

>>18577226
F this guy

[Anonymous No.18577639]

Fucking check em

[Anonymous No.18577640]

>-35

[Anonymous No.18577643]

It's going to be OK guys!

[Anonymous No.18577644]

So, what happens tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18577645]

>>18577608
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS ANON HOLD ME

[Anonymous No.18577650]

TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18577651]

We're literally going to war, anons.

[Anonymous No.18577652]

>>18577000

[Anonymous No.18577653]

>>18577184
best timeline

[Anonymous No.18577659]

>>18576920

Posting in Historic Bread 2 those that didnt make it yfw

[Anonymous No.18577663]

>>18576857
BASED
A
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.18577666]

>>18577600
literally who on left

[Anonymous No.18577667]

HOW DO I MAKE MONEY ON THIS???
DO I JUST BUY???
ARE THEY PAYING ME TO BUY???

[Anonymous No.18577669]

>>18576786
I SPILL MY DRINK

[Anonymous No.18577672]

>>18577644
It all returns to nothing.

[Anonymous No.18577673]

>June contracts are still $20
fuck OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.18577675]

some of you jannies are alright

[Anonymous No.18577677]

>>18576786
>sticky?
why isnt a chainlink thread stickied instead?

[Anonymous No.18577680]

How’d this get a sticky?

[Anonymous No.18577684]

wich level of tumbling down are we?
also thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

[Anonymous No.18577688]

>>18576786
Is this like a sign to buy oil?

[Anonymous No.18577689]

WHY IS THERE MUSIC

WHAT IS HAPPENING

W H A T I S H A P P E N I N G ?

[Anonymous No.18577691]

hi boys

[Anonymous No.18577693]

BASED BASED BASED

[Anonymous No.18577695]

You mean if i show up with a canister they will fucking pay me to take their oil

[Anonymous No.18577698]

Aaand it's gone.

[Anonymous No.18577697]

>>18577651
are you going to return all the oil to the middle east or what?

t. european

[Anonymous No.18577703]

>>18577600
Mana

[Anonymous No.18577702]

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18577704]

>>18577667
HELP IM A EUROBOY

[Anonymous No.18577709]

WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS
EVEN
HAPPENING?

[Anonymous No.18577715]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18577716]

based mods

[Anonymous No.18577720]

>>18577644
we all wake up from the matrix and greet neo

[Anonymous No.18577721]

It's all over...

[Anonymous No.18577728]

>>18577283
Israel

[Anonymous No.18577727]

Going to pay the jannies off in barrels of oil this year for their amazing work! Consider it a bonus for this year!

[Anonymous No.18577729]

if there's a screencap then pls put me in thx

[Anonymous No.18577735]

>the music

[Anonymous No.18577736]

>>18577691
What's the oil/milk ratio?

[Anonymous No.18577739]

>>18577677
Because nobody gives a fuck about your meme currencies. Crypto is dead.

[Anonymous No.18577741]

[Anonymous No.18577746]

HYBRID GREEN ECO SHIT TECH MY ASS

[Anonymous No.18577758]

>>18577709
THE END OF THE WORLD MY FRIEND THE END OF THE FUCKING CLOWN WORLD!

[Anonymous No.18577759]

>>18576786

[Anonymous No.18577760]

>>18577709
IT'S TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18577762]

How badly does this affect countries like Norway and Saudi Arabia that use their nationalized oil industries to fund their welfare programs?

[Anonymous No.18577767]

>OILKEKS

[Anonymous No.18577773]

>price goes negative

[Anonymous No.18577774]

TOASTING IN A STICKY THREAD FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.18577777]

>>18576786
Is oil in actual negative? What the fuck does that even mean? War?

[Anonymous No.18577780]

holy fuck this mod is retarded

[Anonymous No.18577784]

>>18577050
fun like cancer

[Anonymous No.18577785]

>>18577666
Mari Makinami Illustrious

[Anonymous No.18577787]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18577789]

>>18576897
Patianigger

[Anonymous No.18577791]

>>18577677

[Anonymous No.18577793]

>>18577564
Buy UCO USO

[Anonymous No.18577794]

>>18576786
screencap me in the put

[Anonymous No.18577803]

NEGATIVE OIL BROS

[Anonymous No.18577804]

>oil goes negative
>go to /biz/ to find out what this means
>none of them seem to know either
Tis a silly place

[Anonymous No.18577810]

Top 15 pictures before disaster

[Anonymous No.18577813]

>>18576929
Why Nickel?? For old nickel metal hydride? Or is there something new??

[Anonymous No.18577821]

s4s :^)

[Anonymous No.18577822]

Man do I love USO

[Anonymous No.18577823]

>tumbling down
It's more of a straight dive, high speed dirt

[Anonymous No.18577824]

>>18577741
lmao

[Anonymous No.18577826]

>donkey piss costs more than oil
based timeline

[Anonymous No.18577830]

>>18577777

[Anonymous No.18577832]

I always loved you /biz/
If only I bought 1k LINK on 2018

[Anonymous No.18577833]

>>18577777
>QUINTS
so it seems...

[Anonymous No.18577834]

>>18577777
it means you get paid to take delivery of WTI oil in May

[Anonymous No.18577835]

Should've bought my local swimming center a week ago

[Anonymous No.18577836]

just the flu

[Anonymous No.18577839]

>>18577777
>War?
CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.18577842]

THEY WILL LITERALLY PAY YOU TO TAKE THE OIL
ITS THE SAFEST INVESTMENT OF ALL TIME

[Anonymous No.18577844]

>becomes new daily driver

[Anonymous No.18577843]

can someone please tell me what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.18577846]

>>18577804
That's because it's never happened before ever, you stupid cunt

[Anonymous No.18577851]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18577853]

>>18576973
I would totaly fuck this virus

[Anonymous No.18577856]

We (may soon no longer) live in a society

[Anonymous No.18577860]

>>18577777
NICE quints

[Anonymous No.18577864]

>>18577777
>quints of destruction
It means that companies will pay you to take their oil.

[Anonymous No.18577868]

>>18577777
ITS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.18577871]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
WERE BACK BULLS

[Anonymous No.18577873]

>>18577777
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18577877]

OIL IS DEAD


OIL IS DEAD


OIL IS DEAD


OIL IS DEAD


USA BTFO

[Anonymous No.18577880]

I never imagined I would live to see the day of the petrodollar died. Thank you Corona-chan, for ending this farce!

[Anonymous No.18577881]

Does this mean they'll pay me for taking oil from them?

[Anonymous No.18577882]

>>18577777
Anon...

[Anonymous No.18577885]

I love bonbibonkers!

[Anonymous No.18577886]

when has this started? wasn't the price somewhat normal just 3 hours ago?

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA No.18577887]

>global pandemic
>global crisis

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18577888]

I'M BUYING THE DIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18577889]

>>18577777
oil producers and exporters will go bankrupt
world economy will collapse

[Anonymous No.18577896]

>>18577667
You get paid to pick up the excess oil. i.e. oil has literally become garbage.

[Anonymous No.18577899]

GET A REAL JOB FAGGOTS TRADING WITH SHARES AND MEMECOINS IS L I T E R A L L Y GAMBLING

[Anonymous No.18577901]

BUT MUH PEAK OIL

[Anonymous No.18577902]

Here with you guys at the end of things.

[Anonymous No.18577903]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18577905]

>>18576786

I JUST BOUGHT 5 MILLION BARRELS. I AM SO FUCKING RICH.

[Anonymous No.18577907]

It's going up again. Is it too late now boys?

[Anonymous No.18577910]

SO IF I BUY THE BARREL OF OIL DO THEY GIVE ME 40 DOLLARS EXTRA?

[Anonymous No.18577911]

brainlet here. so what they pay me to have oil stocks now? where do i buy this

[Anonymous No.18577913]

>>18577777
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18577916]

How can I make oilbux from it?

[Anonymous No.18577918]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOIfFGoN24I

[Anonymous No.18577920]

where is that music coming from
AAaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.18577921]

>>18577777
>WAR
>QUINTS
IT
BE
GINS

[Anonymous No.18577923]

>>18577777
HAPPENING STATUS:
IT'S

[Anonymous No.18577924]

IF I BUY OIL NOW CAN I KEEP THE BARREL??

[Anonymous No.18577927]

>post yfw the shit you took this morning is worth several times more than a barrel of crude oil

[Anonymous No.18577928]

>>18577777
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18577934]

>>18577326
LMAO

[Anonymous No.18577938]

>>18577000

[Anonymous No.18577943]

Sayonara, lads

[Anonymous No.18577944]

>>18577846
>tis a silly place except for Ned
>Ned is a jerk

[Anonymous No.18577946]

>>18577911
The oil store

[Anonymous No.18577947]

>>18577777
Fuck

[Anonymous No.18577948]

Pls tell me how to buy oil.
I want to build a fort out of the oil barrels.

[Anonymous No.18577954]

>>18577777
>Quints
B-Bros?

[Anonymous No.18577956]

>>18577844
Kekt and checked

[Anonymous No.18577957]

How are you coping with this loss?

[Anonymous No.18577958]

>>18577283
Unironically worried about getting drafted to the border where Ill have to fight off mutt drone soldiers coming to secure our fresh water, before I get blown to pieces by strafing run.

[Anonymous No.18577960]

>>18576786
>POST YFW YOU REALIZE YOU'RE WITNESSING THE SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION
>POST YFW ZOOMERS WILL NOW GET TO TELL THEIR GRANDKIDS WHEN THEY LIVED IN THE SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION

[Anonymous No.18577962]

>>18577777
BASED

[Anonymous No.18577964]

>>18577777
Now it dose

[Anonymous No.18577965]

>>18577804
It's only future contracts, but something like this has never happened before so this is either really bad or apocalyptic. At the very least May is fucked.

[Anonymous No.18577969]

>>18576786
has this ever happened in histroy?

[Anonymous No.18577970]

>>18577777
include me in the screen m8

[Anonymous No.18577971]

>>18577777
Checked war it is

[Anonymous No.18577972]

>sticky for Historic negative oil price
>330 replies
Dead board

[Anonymous No.18577974]

>>18577903
kek

[Anonymous No.18577975]

>>18577924
nope

[Anonymous No.18577976]

>>18577843
Literally nothing. Oil day-traders are getting fucked because no one wants to buy their shity contracts, because no one wants oils right now.

[Anonymous No.18577988]

>biz is actually full of retards
why does this board exist?

[Anonymous No.18577994]

this is what i was expecting when i decided to continue my sleeps at 10:30am GMT+3

[Anonymous No.18577995]

Seems like the safest thing to do is to go to rural zones, and forget the modern world.

[Anonymous No.18577996]

so what does this mean for the world economy

[Anonymous No.18577998]

>>18577777

WE'RE GOING TO WAR

[Anonymous No.18577999]

What the fuck is going on? I thought OPEC and China agreed to cut back on production.

[Anonymous No.18578005]

>>18577777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

[Anonymous No.18578008]

>>18577209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_eGELaYBDo

[Anonymous No.18578010]

>>18577777
Why do you burgers always think about war?

[Anonymous No.18578012]

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18578015]

>>18577927

[Anonymous No.18578014]

>>18577889
>world economy will collapse
It has already collapsed, that's why the price of oil is negative.

[Anonymous No.18578020]

>>18576786
>LITERALLY A STICKY FOR MAKING CHEAP OIL BUCKS
MODS YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!

[Anonymous No.18578021]

>>18576897
/dragchad/......

[Anonymous No.18578023]

>>18577975
this is a nightmare

[Anonymous No.18578024]

good, death to oil

renewable energy is the future

[Anonymous No.18578025]

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING, IT JUST KEEPS
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18578026]

>>18577762
Saudi Arabia? Not at all. The only country in the world sitting on more cash is the US and the entire country is basically one big Disneyland. If they wanted to, the king (according to the prince cause the king has dementia) could snap his fingers and magically turn Saud into a real country that actually produces shit.

Norway? That shit's gonna hurt.

[Anonymous No.18578029]

>They laughed at little Denmarks Windmill Energy Sector

Well well well

[Anonymous No.18578031]

>>18577675
>drumpf "Filled the national reserves" at 30$
How much more evidence do we need before republicucks realize they installed the biggest brainlet alive?

[Anonymous No.18578030]

>>18577777
>war
>quints

[Anonymous No.18578033]

ICBM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.18578034]

>>18577000
OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.18578036]

>at this point I can just take oil baths as this costs less than water from the city

[Anonymous No.18578038]

>>18577643
No it's not anon..... it's over

[Anonymous No.18578039]

>>18577777
noooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.18578045]

>>18577326
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.18578052]

>>18577910
You can buy a contract to receive oil in the future, except now you'll receive money instead of spending it. The cost is going to come with "what the fuck am I going to do with this crude oil?"

[Anonymous No.18578057]

COMING THROUGH
POST ME IN THE SCREENCAP

[Anonymous No.18578059]

BRUH. RIP Society.
This bitch empty. YEEEEEEEEEET

[Anonymous No.18578069]

>>18577777
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578067]

I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A WAR
I JUST WANT MY BITCOINS

[Anonymous No.18578070]

>>18577999
This is US oil. For comparison UK oil is at 20 dollars.

[Anonymous No.18578077]

[Anonymous No.18578078]

>>18577111

Dude.

[Anonymous No.18578082]

We did it! We defeated oil! Global warming is over bros

[Anonymous No.18578093]

>>18576786
Holy shit rolling for doubles

[Anonymous No.18578094]

>>18577777
BURN IT DOWN
BURN IT ALL DOWN

[Anonymous No.18578097]

>>18578020
youre not gonna be making money of this
storage and transportation will eat up your 30 dollars per barrel instantly

[Anonymous No.18578099]

>>18577000
>>18577777
just use the oil to fire bomb the chinks

[Anonymous No.18578101]

>>18578029
every other energy sector gets btfo by cheap oil. alternative energy wants high oil prices

[Anonymous No.18578111]

jesus fucking christ man

[Anonymous No.18578113]

>>18578036
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.18578116]

>>18578038
BUT WE WERE ABOUT TO LIFT THE QUARANTINE HOW CAN IT GET WORSE

[Anonymous No.18578122]

Back down to -30 lol oil

[Anonymous No.18578124]

TURN THE TRUCKS AROUND
I DON'T WANT IT
I DON'T HAVE SPACE FOR IT

[Anonymous No.18578127]

>>18577777

[Anonymous No.18578130]

>>18577777
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[Anonymous No.18578134]

Thread is going so fast, nobody will know that Krystal is /pol/'s waifu.

[Anonymous No.18578136]

>>18577777
I DONT WANT TO DIE FOR SOME BLACK LIQUID!

[Anonymous No.18578138]

>The Deepwater Horizon Spill was 10 years ago today

[Anonymous No.18578142]

>Oil companies stocks don't care and are still too high
Fuck you Powell

[Anonymous No.18578146]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_KMtBEgGRc

[Anonymous No.18578152]

>>18576862

[Anonymous No.18578163]

How will this affect the rest of the market? Dow Jones back to sub 19k? Is it all about to dive?

[Anonymous No.18578165]

These digits will save us. Oil (+) $30 tomorrow and no World War whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.18578166]

GOD I hope we get into a global war

[Anonymous No.18578170]

FREE FUCKING OIL, LADIES AND GENTS!

[Anonymous No.18578171]

>>18577777
so that's it then...

[Anonymous No.18578172]

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOOWWN

[Anonymous No.18578176]

>>18576786
WHY DIDN'T I INVEST ON THE BRITISH HOUSING MARKET????
NOW I'LL BE A FILTHY STR FOREVER
NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18578178]

>>18577777
I AM READY

[Anonymous No.18578182]

>>18576786
2nd rolling sticky in a month

FUCK. THIS. TIMELINE.

[Anonymous No.18578181]

>>18577777
SO IT'S WAR, THEN

[Anonymous No.18578186]

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18578187]

>capitalism and the rich will die before I actually have to get a job
>tfw only 22 and ready to usher into a new, beautiful post apocalyptic world where I have to kill for food
thank you based gods

[Anonymous No.18578192]

>>18577201
Indonesia is hiring oil tankers to store oil

[Anonymous No.18578193]

Posting in legendary thread

[Anonymous No.18578194]

>>18578077
>>18578099
>>18578111
NONONONONONO STOP IT NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578196]

How do I receive my free oil? Do I have to provide barrels? What are shipping costs?

[Anonymous No.18578199]

BAAAAAASED

[Anonymous No.18578202]

>>18578029

WINDMILL WINDMILL FOR THE LAND

[Anonymous No.18578204]

>>18578099
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578208]

>>18577666
>>18577777
Anon you better go get your tomboys because its all tumbling down.

[Anonymous No.18578212]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS HAPPENING NOW

[Anonymous No.18578213]

DUMPING DOLLARS RIGHT NOW, DO I BUY NICKEL OR BITCOIN AND WHY

[Anonymous No.18578216]

WHAT ARE THE RAMIFICATIONS OF THIS

[Anonymous No.18578217]

>>18577777

[Anonymous No.18578219]

pain

[Anonymous No.18578221]

>>18577777
lol oil would be HIGH in demand during war retards

[Anonymous No.18578223]

What a shit year 2020 has been

[Anonymous No.18578227]

I just bought gas yesterday. What does the crashing oil price mean for me?

[Anonymous No.18578240]

bros whats gonna happen?

[Anonymous No.18578241]

>>18577000
>>18577111
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578248]

>>18576786
Posting in a legendary thread. Where were you when reverse capitalism happened?

[Anonymous No.18578252]

CHECKED AND NEGATIVE KEKED

[Anonymous No.18578257]

Like, how is money even a real as a concept anymore?

[Anonymous No.18578260]

>yes hello I'll take 200,000 barrels of oil
>no it's fine, just deliver them to my mailing address and write me a check

[Anonymous No.18578265]

>>18578165
>>18578166
LMAO

[Anonymous No.18578267]

>>18577000
Digits, were dead

[Anonymous No.18578268]

Are you guys ready to accept the new reign of China?

[Anonymous No.18578272]

ALL BOARD REPORTING IN
/wsg/ here

[Anonymous No.18578273]

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
YOU HATE TO SEE IT

[Anonymous No.18578270]

>tfw many anons will not survive Corona-chan's pandemic-depression

[Anonymous No.18578277]

>>18577777
The prophecy has been told

[Anonymous No.18578282]

>>18578163
Well no, that's not possible.
This faggot said so

[Anonymous No.18578283]

/fit/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.18578289]

>Not GAS GAS GAS

[Anonymous No.18578298]

>>18578227
siphon out your oil and sell it back

[Anonymous No.18578299]

WE'RE NOT EVEN HALF WAY THROUGH 2020 WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM US

[Anonymous No.18578302]

>>18578223
Has there been one good thing that has come out of this year ?

[Anonymous No.18578304]

>>18578240
i hope you bought lots of ammo

[Anonymous No.18578312]

>>18577777
Lord help us we are in the shit now

[Anonymous No.18578314]

lol oil

[Anonymous No.18578323]

post your war face /biz/

[Anonymous No.18578324]

>>18578227
Your car's exhaust pipe will leak quarters

[Anonymous No.18578325]

>>18578277
STOP IT PLEASE NO NO NO NO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578326]

My local gas stations are delivering 5 gallon tanks to everyone on my block, fucking rad

[Anonymous No.18578330]

>>18577903
>this must be blonald blumpfs fault somehow

[Anonymous No.18578331]

>>18577283
South here. Hope to invade Cuba or Mexico soon.

[Anonymous No.18578338]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SONG COMING FROM WTF????

[Anonymous No.18578344]

>THIS THREAD
>THESE DIGITS
REMEMBER 4-20-2020, LADS
NEVER FORGIVE
NEVER FORGET

[Anonymous No.18578346]

/r9k/ reporting in
Is everybody forcefully being flung into neetdom now?

[Anonymous No.18578349]

>>18578227
F

[Anonymous No.18578350]

>>18577000
I love this website

[Anonymous No.18578356]

>>18576786
Invest in bic lighters

[Anonymous No.18578359]

>>18577000
>>18577111
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578363]

>>18578272
/mu/ here

[Anonymous No.18578370]

It's fucking over isn't it?

[Anonymous No.18578373]

HOW DO I INVEST IN OIL

[Anonymous No.18578374]

How is this a sticky?

[Anonymous No.18578375]

Anybody else in Alberta? What's your game plan?

[Anonymous No.18578376]

>>18578302
Yeah,Trump and his retard supporters are getting owned.

Shoulda voted for Bernie

[Anonymous No.18578387]

>>18578272
/v/ on standby

[Anonymous No.18578389]

I was here

[Anonymous No.18578392]

>>18578302
Tiger King

[Anonymous No.18578397]

>>18578272
/sp/ here

[Anonymous No.18578398]

>>18576857
fpbp but also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578399]

[Anonymous No.18578402]

cant wait for the bombs to drop

[Anonymous No.18578404]

>buy 1500 barrels
>make $45000
>spend that 45k on transport and storage for the next couple of months
>still not spent any money on oil
>after a couple of months, sell oil again
>???
>make however much you’ll make by selling 1500 barrels

[Anonymous No.18578410]

posting in epic bread

[Anonymous No.18578412]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18578413]

>>18578208
post apocalyptic tomboy GF farm when?

[Anonymous No.18578416]

GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING RIDE
I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.18578417]

Hi /biz/
What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.18578419]

Based mods pinning the thread. Seriously though, why is XOM only -4.5%

[Anonymous No.18578420]

nu/pol/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.18578421]

>>18578272
/bant/s4s/ friendship here
haha oil prices go kaboom :^)

[Anonymous No.18578427]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCMrXC8D05Q
IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.18578428]

>>18578331
Why would Mexico or Cuba be invaded if they dont have shit? Its most likely Iran or Venezuela.

[Anonymous No.18578430]

>>18578331
Good luck trying to invade Cuba, that went sooo well last time.

[Anonymous No.18578435]

>>18578272
/pol/ checking in

[Anonymous No.18578437]

>>18578272
/cvg/ here
Can't leave the ride to hell so may as well stare at it

[Anonymous No.18578439]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1173368574406250496 WE GOT TOO COCKY BOYS

[Anonymous No.18578441]

>>18578404
The cost of storing 1500 barrels of oil is not as cheap as you think

[Anonymous No.18578442]

>>18578304
i'm german

[Anonymous No.18578443]

[Anonymous No.18578444]

>>18578272
/sp/

[Anonymous No.18578446]

/a/ here, how do I make money out of this?

[Anonymous No.18578450]

>>18578376
Based

[Anonymous No.18578456]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578461]

WISH ME LUCK NIGGERS. WE BOUTTA FINNA GET RICH NIGGA!!!

[Anonymous No.18578457]

>>18578272
/bant/ standing by.

[Anonymous No.18578464]

>>18578375
laughs in ontarian, yall r fucked ya hoo

[Anonymous No.18578466]

TAKE THE FUCKING OIL

[Anonymous No.18578469]

brainlet here literall 50iq
explain pls what happened and what happens

[Anonymous No.18578472]

>>18577960
Maybe we'll see Him return to us?

[Anonymous No.18578475]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18578477]

Ok, how do I buy? In plebian terms please.

[Anonymous No.18578478]

>>18578216
>>18578240
if I have understood this right.....

its just traders and buyers getting fucked up the ass that held on too long hoping for a spike before they had to sell

the deadline to sell came up and they all had to panic sell or take delivery of oil they have no room for

should be short lived and mean nothing for normal companies - the oil has essentially already been sold by the oil companies

[Anonymous No.18578483]

>>18578272
/mlp/ here. Happenings abound today it seems.

[Anonymous No.18578491]

>>18578272
/cvg/ & /fit/ here

[Anonymous No.18578496]

Posting in this legendary thread

[Anonymous No.18578499]

Fuck Halliburton

[Anonymous No.18578500]

WINDLETS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

NEW DANISH EMPIRE

[Anonymous No.18578501]

What a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.18578506]

>>18577000
holy shit

[Anonymous No.18578510]

>>18577777
Es zittern die morschen Knochen
Der Welt vor dem groBen Krieg
Wir können uns Schrecken erhoffen
Die Erde wird zum Todessieb

[Anonymous No.18578511]

>>18578272
/pol/ nigga here

[Anonymous No.18578513]

>>18577581
Hmm, how much do i get payed for 1000 barrels of oil vs how much is the fine for dumping 1000 barrels of oil in the ocean?

[Anonymous No.18578517]

>>18578272
/@/, /gfg/ and /wtg/ a reporting in.

[Anonymous No.18578518]

Okay, can we burn 99% of the oil, make an artificial shortage and choke on all the smoke and fumes?
and then let everyone nuke everything

[Anonymous No.18578521]

Put me in the screencap so that le ebic youtube niggers can't post the thread comp

[Anonymous No.18578525]

HOW DOES A LITTLE PERSON PROFIT OFF THIS? I DONT UNDERSTAND BUT EVERYONE IS YELLING AND IM EXCITED

[Anonymous No.18578528]

It's funny today is Hitler's birthday. And the reason he started to lose was stalingrad, which he needed for the oil. Is this hitler trying to end globohomo jews by killing oil?

[Anonymous No.18578530]

>>18578441
Just rent a warehouse retard, it’s not gonna cost more than the money they’re shoving into your hands

[Anonymous No.18578531]

>>18578302
Corona Chan porn

[Anonymous No.18578538]

Holy crap.
Will Shell and Chevron pay me for its gasoline?

[Anonymous No.18578542]

>>18578446
>asking /biz/ for advice

[Anonymous No.18578545]

>>18578223
You mean based year, right?

[Anonymous No.18578548]

CORONA-CHAN IS GOING TO END IT ALL, THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING

[Anonymous No.18578552]

Include me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.18578555]

>>18577960
>tfw you'll be able to tell exaggerated stories to your grandchildren about how bad it was

[Anonymous No.18578557]

>>18578428
our senate is trying its hardest to pass a law offering amnesty to narcos today. maybe the kikes are trying to force a war here followed by venezuela and the rest of the commie shitholes in south america.

[Anonymous No.18578559]

It's fucking over, bros...

[Anonymous No.18578561]

>>18578446
make sure your waifu is oil compatible

[Anonymous No.18578563]

>>18578272
/fit/ here

[Anonymous No.18578566]

/vg/ reporting in
>>18578344
Fucking checked

[Anonymous No.18578569]

>>18578010
We're savages, barely even human

[Anonymous No.18578573]

>>18578446
invent a time machine and invest in oil tanker stocks 3 weeks agi

[Anonymous No.18578575]

>>18576786
Didn't Russia and the saudis make a deal, what happened?

[Anonymous No.18578576]

>>18578272
/n/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.18578577]

>>18578530
>what are epa regulations

[Anonymous No.18578578]

>>18578272
/int/

[Anonymous No.18578581]

>>18578272
/pol/, /v/ here.

[Anonymous No.18578583]

[Anonymous No.18578584]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18578588]

>>18577269
u mad man.

if dubs then put me in screen cap. i was here

[Anonymous No.18578590]

>>18578376
>Getting owned by cheap gasoline
>Should’ve voted for Bernie those oil companies would be real rich
NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18578597]

>>18577000
Nuclear winter is upon us KEK wills it!

[Anonymous No.18578600]

>>18578272
/int/ reportan

[Anonymous No.18578601]

>>18578548
wtf is this real?

[Anonymous No.18578604]

>>18577777
LISTEN HERE NIGGERS ALL THIS ANTI CHINESE SENTIMENT IS GOING TO BE USED TO JUSTIFY THIS WAR IF IT HAPPENS SO IF CHINA DECIDES TO """ATTACK""" US DO NOT FALL FOR IT IT'S JUST AN EXCUSE BECAUSE OF OIL PRICES

[Anonymous No.18578605]

>>18578548
HOLY SHIT IS THIS VIDEO REAL??

[Anonymous No.18578611]

>>18578461
>Buying now of all times
wait until tomorrow at the very least, it'll keep plummeting, retard

[Anonymous No.18578615]

>buy gas
>drive around day
>repeat
This is what jobs are going to look like now. We're going to get paid to get rid of gas.

[Anonymous No.18578616]

So where do we sink the oil tankers?

[Anonymous No.18578619]

Mother fucker that's why I've been sitting here forever...

[Anonymous No.18578618]

FUCK CHINKS

[Anonymous No.18578621]

>>18578437
TF is wrong with her back

[Anonymous No.18578623]

/ck/ REPORT IN

WE NOW HAVE ENOUGH OIL TO FEED JACK SCALFANI

[Anonymous No.18578625]

>>18578272
/tg/ present

[Anonymous No.18578626]

>>18578446
BUY HIGH
SELL LOW

[Anonymous No.18578629]

>>18578272
/g/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.18578633]

HOW DO I PROFIT OFF OF THIS??? I DONATED ALL MY SAVINGS TO BERNIE'S CAMPAIGN AND HE DIDNT WIN I AM ABSOLUTELY FUCKED PLEASD PLEASE HELP ME I WILL LITERALLY WASH YOUR COCK

[Anonymous No.18578634]

>Less than 50 minutes for the closing bell
FASTER
GO
FASTER

[Anonymous No.18578636]

/k/ here.
Ready for war

[Anonymous No.18578638]

stick deez nuts in ur mouth jannie haha

[Anonymous No.18578639]

EVERYTHING BURNS

[Anonymous No.18578640]

>>18578272
/sci/ on duty

[Anonymous No.18578641]

>>18578576
I

[Anonymous No.18578643]

>>18577777
It's been an honor

[Anonymous No.18578642]

>>18578272
/o/, /v/ and /g/ ready to roll out

[Anonymous No.18578646]

>>18578439
Uh retard we do have plenty of oil. Literally too much oil. Serbia wrong

[Anonymous No.18578648]

: )

[Anonymous No.18578649]

>>18576786

How do you take advantage of this? I want to get paid to take oil!

[Anonymous No.18578655]

>>18578130
can a man get a source on the pic w/out the graph

[Anonymous No.18578656]

>>18578578
based

[Anonymous No.18578657]

Does this kill the dollar?

[Anonymous No.18578659]

>>18578272
/g/ reporting

[Anonymous No.18578665]

>>18578633
buy link

[Anonymous No.18578667]

>>18578469
For the first time ever oil prices are now in the negatives. This mean that oil companies will pay you to take their oil.

[Anonymous No.18578669]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18578671]

>>18578272
/m/ here you faggots

[Anonymous No.18578673]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18578676]

This thread will be remembered for the rest of the History.

[Anonymous No.18578683]

>>18578376
based

[Anonymous No.18578685]

it's over

[Anonymous No.18578686]

>>18578272
/snk/ checking in

[Anonymous No.18578693]

Just dropped 50 on HAL for the fun of it, if this shot actually does a 10x in the next few years...

[Anonymous No.18578694]

[Anonymous No.18578696]

is this bullish

[Anonymous No.18578697]

>>18578618
nigger

[Anonymous No.18578699]

>>18578134
saw it.

[Anonymous No.18578703]

>>18578657
no

[Anonymous No.18578704]

>>18578577
>costs more money to store than you thought
>just get the oil barons to pay you the difference by taking a couple more barrels off your hands
Literally foolproof

[Anonymous No.18578705]

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

[Anonymous No.18578708]

>>18576786
what's with the song?

[Anonymous No.18578711]

Any idea on how to just buy a barrel of this stuff?
I think it would be some cool memorabilia

[Anonymous No.18578713]

>>18577000
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578714]

>>18578272
/tv/ here nigggersssss

HOW DO I PROFIT FROM THIS?

[Anonymous No.18578716]

>>18578272
/jp/ here to buy oil so i can sell it later and buy 3x as many anime figs.

[Anonymous No.18578717]

/his/ reporting in for an historic day

[Anonymous No.18578718]

this is the strangest timeline

[Anonymous No.18578720]

>>18578696
YES

[Anonymous No.18578723]

>>18577247
WHICH STOCKS DAD TELL ME

[Anonymous No.18578726]

/gfg/ here, i hope the Saudi Arabia explodes.

[Anonymous No.18578728]

>>18578577
Nigga what regulations. If there were any they're gone now

[Anonymous No.18578730]

>>18578272
/cm/ here/. music is fitting

[Anonymous No.18578731]

First time on /biz/, is here always comfy music like this?

[Anonymous No.18578732]

sticky time

[Anonymous No.18578733]

>>18577209
You can get a bot that gets digits everytime

[Anonymous No.18578736]

USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING
USD IS MOVING
>USD IS MOVING

[Anonymous No.18578740]

POGCHAMPION
PUT ME IN THE REDDIT SCREENCAP BROS

[Anonymous No.18578743]

>>18578272
/tg/ checking in
cyperpunk > nuclearpunk

[Anonymous No.18578751]

>>18578272
/g/ here

[Anonymous No.18578752]

>>18578014
it collapse even more

[Anonymous No.18578753]

ICBM time to impact: 30 minutes
I just want to say that it was nice talking to you gentlement

[Anonymous No.18578754]

>>18577000
guys...

[Anonymous No.18578756]

>>18578604
>China invading Honk Konk
>US uses this as an excuse to "Defend democracy"
>all allies and even some others who just hate china join it
>Boxer Rebellion 2

[Anonymous No.18578760]

Realistically this means shit for the average person
Sucks for the people who invest in oil though
and by sucks I mean what the fuck were you doing not selling at this point

[Anonymous No.18578761]

>>18578499
fight me fucker I still work for them

[Anonymous No.18578762]

>>18578573
My father did it, they have a entire fleet of tankers just standing around and store oil for weeks.
he is maybe a boomer without balls but he is genius

[Anonymous No.18578766]

Why isn't anyone buying though? This doesn't make sense...it's not like oil has lost its utility forever. Surely anyone buying now will become rich in the near future.

[Anonymous No.18578768]

>>18578272
/ksg/ here

[Anonymous No.18578770]

>>18578446

[Anonymous No.18578772]

>>18578708
I welcome thee to a /happening/ thread

[Anonymous No.18578773]

>>18578657
No, quite the opposite. No one has any income, therefore the demand for money is high (increasing the value of the current supply).

[Anonymous No.18578775]

>>18578323
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18578777]

>>18578618
don't kill my mom

[Anonymous No.18578778]

fucking jews

[Anonymous No.18578779]

>>18578743
dieselpunk incoming

[Anonymous No.18578780]

reddit thread, reminder that this means literally nothing and every single one of you is either retarded or LARPing because you're bored, back to the dull banality of reality tomorrow :)

[Anonymous No.18578785]

>>18578639
EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.18578786]

i tried to warn you but you didn't listen

[Anonymous No.18578790]

For the screencappers, I am putting everything I got into oil while listening to End of Evangelion. This is it. We are going to become the new Saudi Princes, it was a pleasure shitposting with all of you. It cannot get any lower than negative 37 dollars, the bottom is in.

>>18577777
WAR IT IS, THE QUINTS HAVE ORDAINED IT. INVEST ANY REMAINING FUNDS IN RTX.

[Anonymous No.18578792]

Of all days, this day?
Really?

[Anonymous No.18578795]

>>18578601
>>18578605
no this is the original haha

[Anonymous No.18578796]

>>18578272
/int/cell on standby

[Anonymous No.18578798]

>>18578272

Couldn't help myself to come here from /pol/
I knew I wouldn't regret it
>>18577000
>>18577111
>>18577077
>>18577777

God, I love 2020

[Anonymous No.18578799]

BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

[Anonymous No.18578800]

>>18578260
>Oil goes below -100
>anons start hoarding oil to pay their mortgages

[Anonymous No.18578802]

>>18578731
>this music
>comfy
someone hasn't seen EoE

[Anonymous No.18578805]

WHERE MY EREN CHADS
BOTH HIM AND ECONOMY CRASH CAN'T BE STOPPED ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.18578808]

>>18578714
buy USO

[Anonymous No.18578810]

So how do I buy oil?

[Anonymous No.18578813]

Needless thread

[Anonymous No.18578816]

>>18578766
im bought WTI AND USO

[Anonymous No.18578819]

>>18578766
because they literally do not have the storage capacity to hold it or the money to dump it

[Anonymous No.18578820]

>>18578717
where were you all of February you fucking sperg?
we had multiple -5% days
fucking board tourist

[Anonymous No.18578823]

The spirit of Uncle Adolf is alive. If you post HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE in this thread, low gas prices will come to you.

[Anonymous No.18578826]

>>18578272
/int/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.18578827]

>>18578272
>tourists again

[Anonymous No.18578832]

>>18577111
The final fusion of /biz/ and /pol/

[Anonymous No.18578837]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18578838]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY EMPIRE OF OIL

[Anonymous No.18578839]

HITLER IS ABOUT TO RESURRECT FROM THE DEAD AND LEAD US INTO A NEW ERA OF PROSPERITY

[Anonymous No.18578840]

/trv/ here, we're ready

[Anonymous No.18578843]

can someone make a reverse money printer go brrrr gif with a saudi cranking an oil well and pumping oil back into the ground

[Anonymous No.18578846]

WE'RE ALL FINALLY GOING TO FUCKING DIE
I'M COMING HOME PINKIE PIE

[Anonymous No.18578849]

>>18578272
/a/ut/o/ here

[Anonymous No.18578850]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18578851]

>>18576786
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18578856]

[Anonymous No.18578861]

>>18578466

[Anonymous No.18578863]

Wonder what will happen in May, yellowstone explodes?

[Anonymous No.18578864]

>>18578802
>Eosinophilic esophagitis (EoE) is a chronic, allergic inflammatory disease of the esophagus (the tube connecting the mouth to the stomach). It occurs when a type of white blood cell, the eosinophil, accumulates in the esophagus.

WTF anon???

[Anonymous No.18578865]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18578867]

>>18578272
/asp/
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!

[Anonymous No.18578869]

Can I buy 100 shares of oil if I spend $1?

[Anonymous No.18578874]

>oil goes negative
>buy all the oil available
>become a sheik

[Anonymous No.18578875]

How is money real? Am I real? What IS oil?

[Anonymous No.18578876]

Economy brainlet here. Could someone please explain how is this supposed to go back to a rational value without a war? With military powers like USA and Russia having oil-based economies and previous experience on going to war beacuse of oil, then what are we in for?

[Anonymous No.18578877]

>>18578736
DEFLATION TIME
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[Anonymous No.18578878]

what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.18578879]

>>18578272
/m/ reportin

[Anonymous No.18578880]

>>18578805
Fuck off we're saving it

[Anonymous No.18578882]

>>18578272
/lgbt/ here
HOW TO MAKE TRANNYBUX

[Anonymous No.18578883]

It was good to share these moments with all of you, anons. See you on the other side.

[Anonymous No.18578884]

>you were warned to take your profits bullbros
>SPY looking like a mountaintop today
>the FED already used all its ultimate abilities
>remember when peak oil was a thing lmao
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578885]

>>18578843
>Russian,Saudi,and American oil BRRRing

[Anonymous No.18578889]

>>18578766
Everyone already stocked up on oil, there is literally no more place to store any of it. Storing it at sea on oil tankers is all t hat's left, and it's extremely expensive. You can also only store oil for a limited amount of time.

[Anonymous No.18578891]

Which countries default first brehs?

[Anonymous No.18578893]

>>18578404

[Anonymous No.18578894]

FUCK

[Anonymous No.18578895]

>>18578441
>>18578530
>>18578577
>>18578704

>just dig a hole pump it back to the ground
>just burn in the location, no need to spend on transportation
>just take the money and get out of the country

[Anonymous No.18578896]

>>18578823
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE ADOLF

[Anonymous No.18578897]

rip petro dollar 1974-2020

[Anonymous No.18578899]

>>18578525
STAY INDOORS
YOUR LIFE IS WORTH MORE THAN MONEY
DIG STRAIGHT DOWN
MAKE YOUR HOUSE APPEAR EMPTY

[Anonymous No.18578901]

Paying people to buy oil lmao

[Anonymous No.18578902]

>>18578272
/a/ faggots

[Anonymous No.18578909]

TELL ME, /BIZ/NESSMEN
ARE YOU GRATEFUL YET?

[Anonymous No.18578908]

>>18578272
/ck/ Reporting in

[Anonymous No.18578910]

the stock market was a mistake

[Anonymous No.18578912]

>>18578272
>FREE

/poeg reporting in

[Anonymous No.18578913]

I know, I know I've let you down

[Anonymous No.18578911]

>>18578867
How many dimes would vince draw if he released a video crying about oil prices?

[Anonymous No.18578914]

What the hell is going on

[Anonymous No.18578915]

>>18577000
OH NO, WE MEME MAGIC'D CORONA CHAN TOO HARD!!!!! THIS IS FOR REAL, Y'ALL!

[Anonymous No.18578916]

WHAT DO I BUY
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT DO I BUY

And don't say OilLink.

[Anonymous No.18578919]

>>18578272
/a/ here

[Anonymous No.18578921]

>>18578272
/v/ /o/ /k/ here wtf do i do?

[Anonymous No.18578923]

>>18576863
top kek

[Anonymous No.18578925]

Chainlink will follow

[Anonymous No.18578930]

>>18578531
BASED ANON

[Anonymous No.18578931]

>>18577777
>War
>Quints
Were fucked

[Anonymous No.18578936]

>>18578302
EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.18578933]

>>18578864
End of Evangelion you normie scum

[Anonymous No.18578939]

>>18577000

[Anonymous No.18578941]

>>18578880
>half of Marley already trampled
>but 5 retarded kids are gonna kill an actual god

[Anonymous No.18578942]

When should I buy USO?

[Anonymous No.18578948]

>>18578916
XOM

[Anonymous No.18578949]

>>18576942
Wtf you talking about, gush is done

[Anonymous No.18578950]

>>18578272
/Fit/ here

[Anonymous No.18578953]

>>18578272
/k/, /jp/, /gfg/ reporting. I knew stockpiling brass and steel was better than stocks

[Anonymous No.18578955]

wait bros my oil stock hasn't died what is going on

[Anonymous No.18578960]

>>18577777
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18578961]

>>18578823
ALLES GUTE ZUM GEBURTSTAG LIEBER ADI

[Anonymous No.18578962]

>>18578921
unironically inawoods. now

[Anonymous No.18578966]

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.18578967]

I bet the liggers are responsable for this

[Anonymous No.18578968]

>>18577976
Dis

[Anonymous No.18578972]

>>18576786
Short the next oil future contracts.

Buying into oil companies is a fucking trap.

[Anonymous No.18578974]

>>18578901
it all comes tumbling down

[Anonymous No.18578976]

>>18578876
By simply opening up the country and getting people back to work again as Trump has been trying to do. June futures are fine, this is just for May.

[Anonymous No.18578980]

do the barrels come with the oil? i bet oil barrels would be kind of a fashionable living room accessory, you know you could put like a lamp on there or something, or sit them around a bar and use them as stools

[Anonymous No.18578983]

What are you going to do with your excess oil /biz/?
>get the oil and money
>buy large plot of land
>inject the oil back into the ground
>sell the land to oil companies
>they begin extracting
>get that oil and their money again

[Anonymous No.18578981]

>>18578618
NIGGER

[Anonymous No.18578991]

That's it. Wrap it up, lads. Planet's done.

[Anonymous No.18578992]

>>18577600
Auska, then Rei
>>18577666
Based, fuck the rebuilds

[Anonymous No.18578999]

>>18577199
The end is now friends.

[Anonymous No.18579003]

>>18578629

[Anonymous No.18579004]

>>18576786
kek

[Anonymous No.18579006]

>>18578272
/a/, /o/, /k/ and /out/ here

[Anonymous No.18579007]

>>18578272
/b/tard here

[Anonymous No.18579009]

>>18578272
IT /a/LL RETURNS TO NOTHING

[Anonymous No.18579013]

>>18578901
Stop making me hard anon

[Anonymous No.18579015]

>>18578736
WTF LADS?

[Anonymous No.18579017]

>>18576929
COLD FUSION IS HAPPENING WTF?

[Anonymous No.18579018]

>oil

[Anonymous No.18579023]

>>18578893
It should be
>we’ll pay you to take our gas

[Anonymous No.18579024]

>>18576786
3000 LITER TANK CAN BE BOUGHT FOR 300 EUROS

BUY SOME DUMP THE REST INTO OIL, USE THE MONEY THEY LITERALLY GIVE YOU TO BUY TANKS AS NEEDED

[Anonymous No.18579026]

Arise /po/

[Anonymous No.18579032]

>>18577988
People gotta feel smart somewhere bro

[Anonymous No.18579037]

>>18578790
Give me a couple pennies when you hit the big tiems anon

[Anonymous No.18579038]

If the crude contracts actually go negative, will I just automatically be given free money or will I have to pay money if it goes down even further negative? Also, when I chose to buy it and it says "stock", does that mean I can sell it whenever I want or does it automatically get sold at the end of May or June or whenever?

[Anonymous No.18579041]

>>18577000
I am ready. May corona give this world the cleansing it so chooses.

[Anonymous No.18579045]

ON HITLERS FUCKING BIRTHDAY, TOO
IT'S A MIRACLE

[Anonymous No.18579046]

If digits then end times confirmed

[Anonymous No.18579048]

NOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE US CENTURY

[Anonymous No.18579052]

Where can I dump oil discreetly?

[Anonymous No.18579054]

>>18576786
Jesus you retards it’s just May contracts, the price of oil is going back to 20 when June contracts kick in

[Anonymous No.18579051]

>>18577777
YES YES

[Anonymous No.18579055]

Guys I work on an oil tanker and our captain is ordering us to dump our payload in the middle of the ocean

[Anonymous No.18579056]

Was a fun ride ya'll. But all good things come to an end eventually. The collapse of society is now. Was nice knowing you planet Earth.

[Anonymous No.18579066]

>>18577600
25 fucking years, and you weeaboo fucks still haven't learned

FUCKIN MISATO GODDAMIT TRUMP WHY

[Anonymous No.18579067]

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18579070]

>>18578566
fucking checked

[Anonymous No.18579072]

How long until the first oil tanker explodes and sinks?

[Anonymous No.18579076]

>>18579026
/po/ master race reporting in

[Anonymous No.18579079]

>>18578272
/h/ coming strong!

[Anonymous No.18579082]

>>18578272
/pol/cvg reporting

[Anonymous No.18579085]

>>18578823
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Onkel Adi.

[Anonymous No.18579089]

>>18578272
/vp/ on standby.

[Anonymous No.18579095]

>>18578942
Never.

>>18578953
>not doing both
>not owning physical gold and silver
ngmi /k/omrade

[Anonymous No.18579100]

>>18576897
Fugg all y'all niqqas in the screen cap.

[Anonymous No.18579105]

How many countries do we have to bomb to fix this?

[Anonymous No.18579106]

>>18576897
Same desu

[Anonymous No.18579107]

How to profit of this?

[Anonymous No.18579108]

>>18579055
need proof nigger

[Anonymous No.18579110]

>>18578983
>get oil and the money that comes with it
>use money to build a big concrete pit that’ll barely be up to regulation but still pass
>dump oil in there
>wait
>sell oil once price rises

[Anonymous No.18579111]

>>18579054
$20 is still too low to support most producers
right now it's a big game of chicken

[Anonymous No.18579117]

So what are the consequences of all this

[Anonymous No.18579118]

>>18579056
>NOOOO MY DINO JUICE IS WORTHLESS NOW ALL OF HUMANITY IS DOOMED AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
should've been a tech chad like me, faggot.

[Anonymous No.18579123]

>>18579055
I get the joke but surely no actual tanker worker would waste their limited internet access shitposting on 4chan

[Anonymous No.18579125]

>>18578823
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE

[Anonymous No.18579126]

>>18579054
not if we meme it into an economic collapse

[Anonymous No.18579127]

>>18579054
>IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE NEGATIVE BRO IT'LL GO UP JUST GIVE IT A FEW MONTHS

[Anonymous No.18579130]

/cgl/ reporting bros how will i buy brando now???

[Anonymous No.18579136]

>>18578912
Dumb freeposter

[Anonymous No.18579137]

[Anonymous No.18579138]

WHERE THE FUCK DO I BUY
TELL ME U FUCKING FAGS

[Anonymous No.18579140]

>>18576863
>>18576897
/Biz/ seems to be really joining the A-Team for memes.

[Anonymous No.18579141]

how absolutely fucked is venezuela right now?

[Anonymous No.18579144]

>>18576786
A C C E L E R A T E

[Anonymous No.18579148]

>>18576786
Buy Euronav.
Buy Royal Dutch Shell futures.
Short the USD.
It is actually really fucking happening.
The USA is virtually bankrupt at this point.

[Anonymous No.18579150]

Buy RTX
>bet on war

[Anonymous No.18579157]

>>18579054
It will go negative again in 1 month

[Anonymous No.18579158]

>>18577600
>>18579066
For me it's maya

[Anonymous No.18579161]

>>18579054
>thinking prices won't keep tumbling down
Keep living in your dream world, retard

[Anonymous No.18579165]

>>18579107
SCO and USO at the same time

[Anonymous No.18579167]

Are we gonna use train more?

[Anonymous No.18579168]

>>18578272
/vg/

[Anonymous No.18579171]

I WISH

[Anonymous No.18579170]

[Anonymous No.18579173]

Is my browser broken or did the music stop?

[Anonymous No.18579175]

>>18577600
>which worst girl

[Anonymous No.18579178]

>>18579038
You have to pay money. Drop it now.

[Anonymous No.18579184]

>>18578891
I'm afraid for Russia.
USD/RUB was always about oil price, and when this will happen(like, in a month or two in EU/China) we are fucked.

[Anonymous No.18579186]

>>18578779
Truly the best timeline is before us.

[Anonymous No.18579188]

QUICK /biz/, how many stockmen will be flying this week?

[Anonymous No.18579189]

Seems like you guys in America are totally fucked now, thank god everything is going just as planned in Russia, thank you, Vladimir Vladimirovich!

[Anonymous No.18579191]

>>18579130
post coords

[Anonymous No.18579195]

ITS ALL OVER
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD
NUCLEAR WAR IS COMING
GOODBYE FRENS
ITS BEEN FUN

[Anonymous No.18579193]

>>18577600
the canon one, kaworu

[Anonymous No.18579196]

Posted in ebin bread

[Anonymous No.18579201]

so prices you see in future markets are the price of that particular asset and a date is later determined?

[Anonymous No.18579206]

>>18577777
yes

[Anonymous No.18579207]

>>18579141
the US military industrial complex is very hungry

[Anonymous No.18579208]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLAf56URW7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLAf56URW7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLAf56URW7Y
BUY ALL THE FUCKING OIL

[Anonymous No.18579209]

>>18578272
/sci/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.18579210]

>>18578272
/tv/ here

[Anonymous No.18579212]

/biz/ should join forces and buy all the oil they can afford

[Anonymous No.18579216]

>>18579105
start with yourselves, faggot

[Anonymous No.18579221]

>>18578272
/k/ here, todaaaaaaay is the daaaaaay

[Anonymous No.18579222]

Hey what's happening in this board?

[Anonymous No.18579224]

>>18578901
that foot looks deformed

[Anonymous No.18579228]

>>18579175
>>18579066
Misato is shit

[Anonymous No.18579229]

>>18578272
/lit/ in here

[Anonymous No.18579230]

anyone made an appropriate ricardo milos meme yet?

would love to see him slapping some oil barrels.

[Anonymous No.18579231]

>>18579107
>Buy oil
>Get paid
>Dump it somewhere in the middle of the ocean
>Repeat

[Anonymous No.18579240]

>>18576786
Buy lots of K-Y Jelly.

[Anonymous No.18579239]

>>18579175
BASED

[Anonymous No.18579241]

>>18579054
it already kicked in and it's not doing well. almost 20$

[Anonymous No.18579242]

posting nepeta to commemorate this legendary moment.

[Anonymous No.18579243]

>>18577373
-401k

[Anonymous No.18579247]

>>18579117
Death

[Anonymous No.18579249]

>>18577134
>buying crude oil
>taking delivery
>anon stores it in his shitty tiny 1 bed room apartment
>dies of hydrogen sulfide
if this isn't the most /biz/ way to fucking die then i don't know what is

[Anonymous No.18579250]

>>18577000
haha world go kaboom

[Anonymous No.18579252]

What the fuck is 2020.
>somebody coughed in china, shut down the entire economy
>oh no the stock market is crashing
>LITERALLY TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS CONJURED FROM THIN AIR
>3 million unemployed people in one week
>everybody gets $1200 from the government!
>NEGATIVE OIL
And it's only April! It's fucking APRIL. We're still on the first half of this bitch. What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.18579253]

Pour the oil in your neighborhoods parking lots

[Anonymous No.18579255]

>>18579141
What happens to Russia, Iran, and Venezuela (and Saudi Arabia)

[Anonymous No.18579256]

>>18579222
balance

[Anonymous No.18579258]

C O M E T H

[Anonymous No.18579264]

[Anonymous No.18579265]

>>18579242
BASED

[Anonymous No.18579266]

RIP Petrodollar.

[Anonymous No.18579267]

wait so should I be investing now? will the stocks go up?

[Anonymous No.18579268]

>>18579243
fugg :D

[Anonymous No.18579271]

>>18579195
Why nuclear weapons when flamethrowers are at an all time low price

[Anonymous No.18579272]

>>18579221
no, February was worse
fucking board tourist, please lurk more

[Anonymous No.18579273]

Thread is moving so fast no one will notice I started HRT this week :3

[Anonymous No.18579277]

>>18579148
but arent oil prices down for the whole world?
>Buy Royal Dutch Shell
So I expect Shell stock to plummet come tomorrow. So I think youre retarded, essentialy

[Anonymous No.18579280]

>>18579228
who put those cancer sacks on rei

[Anonymous No.18579281]

>>18578008
Underrated boob get

[Anonymous No.18579285]

>>18579054
Yeah but the May contracts are all gonna still be sitting around
Then all the June contracts will etc etc. until supply decreases or demand skyrockets

[Anonymous No.18579288]

>yfw soldiers have died for negative value
LITERALLY DOING IT FOR FREE WOULD BE WORTH MORE

[Anonymous No.18579289]

Does anyone for one second believe that everyone who held may WTI contracts was fully hedged against a 300% move, will not blow up, and that the financial system will be okey-dokey from this?

[Anonymous No.18579287]

>>18579130
>/cgl/
>bros
huh?

[Anonymous No.18579290]

>>18579273
Congrats anon

[Anonymous No.18579292]

>>18577777
based

[Anonymous No.18579302]

>>18579273
you'll never be female

[Anonymous No.18579306]

>>18579195
My only regret is Horikoshi not finishing BnHA

[Anonymous No.18579308]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18579310]

>>18579273
fag

[Anonymous No.18579315]

>>18579252
Clown world mate, enjoy the ride.

[Anonymous No.18579317]

>GO TO THE GAS STATION
>START DUMPING GAS ON THE GROUND
WE'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN FIX THIS

[Anonymous No.18579319]

>>18579252
Don't forget Australia catching fire

[Anonymous No.18579324]

I will use this moment in time to declare my undying and eternal love to my wives Udongein, Heca and Junko.

[Anonymous No.18579328]

>>18578272
/pol/ here

[Anonymous No.18579331]

>>18577000
>39 min ago

[Anonymous No.18579333]

>tfw Trump has Teslas blueprints for free unlimited energy
>tfw he needs to break the petrol dollar reliance to make it happen and not tank economy
>tfw Trump moves to gold backed currency and releases the blueprints

Trust the plan bros.

[Anonymous No.18579334]

>>18578221
this is the reason war will happen, to hike up oil prices.

[Anonymous No.18579336]

>>18579273
uwu

[Anonymous No.18579339]

confess your sin before it is all over anon

[Anonymous No.18579341]

>>18576786
Buy Fantom ftm

[Anonymous No.18579342]

I, for one, absolutely love this current timeline.

[Anonymous No.18579343]

>>18579288
>soldiers literally worth less than Jannies
FUCKEN BASED LADSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.18579347]

What if we nationalized it. Haha that would be funny.

[Anonymous No.18579348]

/trash/ denizen here

this is hilarious

[Anonymous No.18579351]

DO I BUT CRUDE OIL? CAN I EVEN BUY FUTURES? WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANT TO BE POOR ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.18579355]

>>18576786
Looks like Hitler got his birthday wish KEK!

[Anonymous No.18579357]

>>18578548
How he do that

[Anonymous No.18579358]

bros, if oil prices are negative, does that mean that if i call my broker right now theyll pay ME money to buy in?

[Anonymous No.18579359]

I have my dick out and I am literally masturbating myself to this.
Its the end of the world as we know it, and I’m gonna CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

[Anonymous No.18579361]

>>18579333
TRIPS OF TRUTH

[Anonymous No.18579363]

woke up early with uneasy feeling just an hour ago to see all this. just invested most of my savings in USO /biz/ we will see how this goes.

[Anonymous No.18579364]

>>18579272
Neck yourself nigger

[Anonymous No.18579368]

CUT THE FUCKING SUPPLY BURN IT ALLLL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18579373]

>>18577000

>77
>000

[Anonymous No.18579375]

>>18579201
Future is a contract that you pay to get an asset at the expiration date. No one wants to hold oil in may, may contract price go down

[Anonymous No.18579376]

>>18578272
/his/ witnessing some history

[Anonymous No.18579377]

>>18579117
Mass war

[Anonymous No.18579379]

>>18579117
>Oil producers welch on their contracts and dump their oil in rivers and oceans
>US oil companies go under from low prices + lawsuits from futures holders and EPA fines

That is unless the government does something like setting a price floor or tariffs

[Anonymous No.18579380]

/his/ reporting in to tell you we have entered the second great depression and the dawn of a multipolar system. Welcome to the new era.

[Anonymous No.18579383]

>>18579273
Kys tranny

[Anonymous No.18579386]

>>18579333
I hope you're an ironic Qoomer, anon
only retards and inbreds believe that

[Anonymous No.18579387]

>>18579317
LET THE TUPPERWARE FLOW THROUGH THE STREETS

[Anonymous No.18579398]

>>18579273
not a chaser; join the boymoder d/c for big ups

[Anonymous No.18579399]

>>18579256
I want to cum in zooey

[Anonymous No.18579404]

>>18578901
I am already erect from this crash, don't make me coom now.

>>18578272
/a/, /jp/, /pol/, /trash/ here. Ready to make it.

>>18579037
Sure. Maybe you can get a couple of thousand barrels of oil someday with them again.

>>18579212
I am pretty sure 80% or more of us is doing that in stocks right now.

[Anonymous No.18579406]

>>18578953
GOD DAMMIT STAR

[Anonymous No.18579408]

>>18579242
B A S E D

[Anonymous No.18579410]

>yfw jannies are worth more than oil

[Anonymous No.18579413]

can someone explain what will be the actual repercussions of this?

[Anonymous No.18579415]

>>18579165
I live in the balkans, robin hood doesn't work for me, how do I into this as a non american?

[Anonymous No.18579416]

WHATS DONE IS DONE IT FEELS SO BAD

[Anonymous No.18579417]

WHAT DO I BUY YOU NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.18579421]

>>18576786

[Anonymous No.18579423]

>>18577099
Oil will go back up to about $20 on tuesday.

[Anonymous No.18579424]

>>18579242
John Egbert is here to clear the oil

[Anonymous No.18579428]

>>18578323

[Anonymous No.18579431]

>>18579252
We're entering into the age of Aquarius. We /kaliyuga/ now.

[Anonymous No.18579432]

>>18579339
i like feet

[Anonymous No.18579439]

>>18579255
Russia is used to being collapsed, so not much. gopniks will switch to samagon from vodka
Iran is permafucked by corona anyway
Venezuela is permafucked by communism anyway
House of Saud is over

[Anonymous No.18579443]

>>18579339
I jerked off to a loli doujin

[Anonymous No.18579446]

FREE MONEY FOR EVERYONE

[Anonymous No.18579448]

>>18579358
youll have to absorb shipping and warehouse costs unless you hope for a rebound and end up selling it for a positive value or paying less in negative interest to the buyer

[Anonymous No.18579454]

>>18576786
OH MY FUCKING GOD

[Anonymous No.18579455]

>>18578272
hehehe, it's funny because a few months from now, we will all be shooting each other in the warzone. hehe

[Anonymous No.18579457]

>>18579242
>>18579408
homestuck has been beyond hope for 5 years and shit for like 8

[Anonymous No.18579460]

>>18579317
THIS
A REAL PATRIOTIC AMERICAN SHOULD BE DRIVING FUEL GUZZLING TRUCKS AND SUVS RIGHT NOW

>>18579364
cry about it noguns, nostocks and nopreciousmetals board tourist
I bet you don't even own 10k rounds of ammo

[Anonymous No.18579461]

>>18576786
PUT ME IN THE CAPTION. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18579463]

>lost 20k in GUSH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18579468]

>>18578272
/o/ reporting in
Finally getting paid to drive

[Anonymous No.18579473]

>>18578999
kek

[Anonymous No.18579481]

NUKE IT ALL
>>18578823
Happy birthday uncle

[Anonymous No.18579484]

>>18579413
It will become amazing to drive a car, but the economy might explode

[Anonymous No.18579486]

>>18577131
mass delusion

[Anonymous No.18579487]

>>18579404
Shut your mouth anon, you are not to coom.

[Anonymous No.18579488]

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED WORLD WARS EVERY COUPLE DECADES

CAN'T HAVE FULL OIL STORAGE IF YOU'RE USING IT TO FUEL WAR ON A GLOBAL SCALE

[Anonymous No.18579491]

>>18579287
gonna look cute for the apocalypse bro

[Anonymous No.18579493]

>>18579339
I sucked my friends dick in high school

[HEAR ME OUT No.18579494]

HEAR A NIGGA OUT

IT LITERALLY TAKES MINUTES TO START TRADING


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>dump your money into it
>go to search
>search OIL
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>sell the shares once we’re back to normal

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[Anonymous No.18579497]

So, when does the war happen again?

[Anonymous No.18579498]

>>18578272
/c/ and /cm/ here

[Anonymous No.18579500]

what did you want oil? just walk

[Anonymous No.18579501]

>>18579339
I leeched last GW in granblue fantasy

[Anonymous No.18579502]

>too stupid to learn how to invest quickly enough before it goes back up

[Anonymous No.18579504]

>>18578823
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE

[Anonymous No.18579506]

>>18579252
>>3 million unemployed people in one week
isn't it like 20 million now

[Anonymous No.18579515]

I wonder if this will finally break Deustche Bank.

[Anonymous No.18579514]

>>18578272
/vg/

[Anonymous No.18579516]

>LITERALLY FUCKING NEGATIVE

NEW MEME NEW MEME YOU WITNESSED A NEW BIZ MEME

[Anonymous No.18579519]

>>18577131
Our high trust society

[Anonymous No.18579522]

An oil barrel just flew over my house

[Anonymous No.18579523]

>>18577057
based mods fucking delivered

[Anonymous No.18579524]

>>18577050
comfy

[Anonymous No.18579528]

>>18579463
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EVERYONE TOLD YOU THAT ETF WAS GARBAGE

[Anonymous No.18579530]

>>18579498
>/cm/
ah, my first board

[Anonymous No.18579532]

>>18579423
Will it last though? Sure there will be a reopening of the economy but if a second wave of coronachan strikes and we go back to square one , it will become practically inevitable that we run out space for any oil at all.

[Anonymous No.18579533]

I witnessed the beginning of World War III and I feel fine

[Anonymous No.18579540]

>>18579413
People will be making the exact same corny jokes whenever they pay for gas at the gas station, resulting in 400% increase in gas station worker suicides and mass shootings.

[Anonymous No.18579543]

>>18579376
that pic is /fa/ as fcuk tho

[Anonymous No.18579547]

>>18579228
Fuck off nigger

[Anonymous No.18579552]

>>18578272
/fgoalter/ HERE

[Anonymous No.18579550]

>>18577777
WAR CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.18579551]

>>18579380
Fuck off retard humanities major

[Anonymous No.18579553]

>>18577131
central banks not dumping their single most important reserve currency

[Anonymous No.18579556]

FOREX SITE ISNT WORKING I CANT GET LEFT OUT OF THIS NOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18579555]

/a/ here, you guys are fucking dumbassea lmfaooooo

[Anonymous No.18579557]

>>18579494
Hows Occidental Petroleum? They're huge, but apparently they made some super fucky investments, could they go under??

[Anonymous No.18579558]

USOILCONNEEECT

[Anonymous No.18579559]

*kisses all of the oil /biz/ sticky* :3c
>MWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAHHH~ >///<
>i-i wuv you /biz/!!! i hope you make it!!!! >o<

[Anonymous No.18579561]

>>18579493
w-why
why only one time

[Anonymous No.18579562]

>>18579333
how have trumptards deluded themselves into believing everything bad is part of trumps plan?

I seriously dont understand how the guy who bankrupt 10s of companies, lies and contradicts himself within the same sentence managed to get people to believe him

[Anonymous No.18579563]

>>18579277
Do I need to explain the difference between WTI and Brent to you?

[Anonymous No.18579564]

NANDA KORE WA

xth for Tear Ring Saga.

[Anonymous No.18579566]

Who wants to open a oil storage facility with me?

[Anonymous No.18579569]

>>18579410
INVEST IN HOT POCKETS
GO GO GO GO

[Anonymous No.18579572]

[Anonymous No.18579571]

>>18579494
am i being scammed here?

I dont understand how you can buy a negative stock, who gets the money?

[Anonymous No.18579573]

>Russia
>Saudi Arabia
>Iran
>Nigeria
>Venezuela
These nations will not exist in the next decade.

[Anonymous No.18579575]

>>18579494
MODS MODS MODS
ban this faggot spic for begging

[Anonymous No.18579581]

Dow is fine. Tell me why i shouldnt buy stocks

[Anonymous No.18579584]

>>18579273
Keep buying those hormones, hon. I'm making big on the medical sector.

[Anonymous No.18579589]

>>18579319
again so soon?

[Anonymous No.18579592]

>>18577777
DID SOMEBODY SAY "WAR"?

[Anonymous No.18579594]

>>18576786
>Energy going negative usd.
Could it be...

[Anonymous No.18579598]

>Tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18579600]

>>18576786
HOW DO I TRADE FUTURES WITH SCHWAB?

[Anonymous No.18579601]

HOY HOY HOY, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.18579604]

>>18579273
cute!

[Anonymous No.18579602]

>>18579552
kys lizfag

[Anonymous No.18579605]

>>18579339
I jerked off to a vtuber loli
>>18579404
specifically this after anon posted it

[Anonymous No.18579606]

>>18578272
/fit/ and /mlp/ reporting in
I'm coming home Pinkie Pie

[Anonymous No.18579608]

>>18576786
>>18576786
Coronavirus, Microsoft, Apple, Google, Bill Gates & Big Tech's 666 Mark of the Beast Agenda
https://youtu.be/T5aszMmGneQ

[Anonymous No.18579610]

>>Bought UCO calls
>>Just doesnt stop riseing.

Im going buy face paint and a wig.
Some floppy shoes..............this is bizarro land

[Anonymous No.18579612]

What an amazing thread

[Anonymous No.18579611]

HOW DO I BUYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18579614]

>>18579561
did I say one time?

[Anonymous No.18579615]

>>18579273
Congratulations, kys

[Anonymous No.18579617]

It's all over

[Anonymous No.18579621]

>>18579494
fuck off

[Anonymous No.18579620]

>>18579605
incredily patrician
good vtuber and good feet

[Anonymous No.18579623]

Fucking clown market

[Anonymous No.18579627]

WITNESSED THIS SHIT NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18579630]

>>18579571
anon...

[Anonymous No.18579633]

>>18577777
THE DIGITS WHAT DO THEY MEAN

[Anonymous No.18579637]

OKEY BROS WHO'S BUYING)))))))))))

[Anonymous No.18579639]

Why is it crashing now? Didn't the Saudis agree to limit production?

[Anonymous No.18579642]

It all returns to nothing....

[Anonymous No.18579645]

>>18578272
/his/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.18579649]

>>18579339
I lie to everybody at the company about how much time my job takes to do.

[Anonymous No.18579651]

AAAAA

[Anonymous No.18579654]

>>18576786
I don't even know shit about /biz/ I'm just here to laugh at burgers

[Anonymous No.18579660]

Get in on this people. Start buying stock for free RIGHT NOW

You now have a claim to a stock like Apple, Ford, or Facebook. In order to keep this claim to your stock, sign up and join Robinhood using my link. https://join.robinhood.com/andrewh9131

[Anonymous No.18579664]

>Bought at 0.1$ on the barrel
>Now owe 34$ per barrel

[Anonymous No.18579667]

>>18579339
The coom has ovetaken me. I want to be virtuous, but I love jerkin my gerkin more than anything. Is it a blessing or is it a curse?

[Anonymous No.18579671]

>>18576786
should I...

Should I buy?

[Anonymous No.18579670]

>>18579461
>PUT ME IN THE CAPTION
I MEANT THE SCREEN CAPTURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18579674]

>>18579575
>NOOOOO YOU CANT POST REFERRALL CODES YOU FRIGGIN SPICERINO! YOU CANT HAVE A BETTER IDEA THAN ME! NOOOOOOOOO! MY PROFITERINOSS!!!! THE HECKING CRACKING JANNIERENINOS! BAN THIS GUY! HE IS LITERALLY RAPING ME! LITERALLY RAPING ME!

[Anonymous No.18579676]

>>18578272
/ic/ reporting in and taking requests

[Anonymous No.18579678]

>>18576786
>>18576786
>>18576786
>>18576786
>>18576786

[Anonymous No.18579681]

This is the end, my only friend, the end..

[Anonymous No.18579682]

>>18577958
If you don't fight and your white, you will be welcomed into the American Empire with open arms. Fight and you'll be enslaved if you survive.

[Anonymous No.18579683]

Happy 4/20 folks.

Lets get rich

[Anonymous No.18579684]

>>18579573
People have been saying that about Russia since the 1600s. They're the super saiyan of nations - they will only come out of this stronger.

[Anonymous No.18579686]

>>18579571
Stocks aren't negative futures are. Don't buy futures

[Anonymous No.18579687]

ummm...

[Anonymous No.18579690]

ON HIS BIRTHDAY, HOW DID HE DO IT?

[Anonymous No.18579691]

>>18579614
ooo then why did you stop

[Anonymous No.18579692]

>>18579333
Checked but hey I doubt it

[Anonymous No.18579693]

bump to be part of longest biz thread in history

[Anonymous No.18579695]

>>18579339
I used to be addicted to... really bad... porn in the nineties.

[Anonymous No.18579699]

>>18579639
It's just May contracts that are expiring tomorrow.
June contracts are still at 22$/barrel, July contracts at 27$/barrel etc

[Anonymous No.18579700]

>>18578248
Right here with my fellow fags

[Anonymous No.18579702]

WTI COMFY POSTING

[Anonymous No.18579704]

happy to be in this thread

[Anonymous No.18579707]

Why is it happening though?

[Anonymous No.18579710]

>>18579639
>trusting the saudis

[Anonymous No.18579716]

>>18579612
fuck off boss

[Anonymous No.18579718]

how do I get money from this guys

[Anonymous No.18579722]

BY THE WILL OF GOD THE PURGE IS IMMINENT!
AVE MARIA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs

[Anonymous No.18579727]

>>18578272
/an/ here

[Anonymous No.18579729]

>>18579487
God yes that image, I will just edge until market close then and coom for my gains, is that alright? Even my worthless coom has to be worth more than oil.

[Anonymous No.18579732]

HOW COME DOW JONES ISN'T UNDER 15K YET?

[Anonymous No.18579731]

>>18579664
Don't worry bro, you can pay me to take that oil off your hands.

[Anonymous No.18579733]