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>> No.18574459

oil collapsing is bullish news

>> No.18574467
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18574467

WHAT IS GOING ON?

>> No.18574495

>>18574418
Halliechan at 6.66 earlier *heartemoji

>> No.18574508

>>18574418
>>18574418
>>18574418
>>18574418

>> No.18574519
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>>18574467
war soon

>> No.18574524

SIXTEEN FUCKING CENTS

PRICED IN

>> No.18574533
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>> No.18574535

HOW DO I MAKE MONEY WHERE LITERALLY IT HAS NO WHERE TO GO BUT UP?!

WHAT THE FUCK OIL STOCKS
FUCKING
GO
DOWN

>> No.18574539
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18574539

12 cents a barrel

>> No.18574541

FREE OIL

>> No.18574543

a barrel of oil just flew over my house

>> No.18574548
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18574548

what does cheap oil mean

>> No.18574552

HOLY SHIT I SAW IT HIT 0

>> No.18574555

>>18574418
>IQ48ewQD
>IQ48
>>18574453
Sounds about right

>> No.18574558

Explain to a brainlet. What does this mean? This is the may futures contract right? When may begins do you actually need to take a barrel if you buy one of those future? I AM CONFUSED

>> No.18574559

ZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZEROZERO

>> No.18574561

FREE OIL YAYYY

>> No.18574563

>entire front page of /biz/ is about oil because its something crypto shits understand
Next up, the entire market

>> No.18574564
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00000000000000000
>00000000000000000
00000000000000000
>00000000000000000
00000000000000000
>00000000000000000
00000000000000000

WE FUCKING DID IT BOBOS

>> No.18574569
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>>18574418
Up 20% today, gonna dump all my gains into FFS, silver, and anime figures.

>> No.18574570

19 FUCKING CENTS

>> No.18574571
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18574571

>/smg/ is full of retards who can't into oil futures

>> No.18574575
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18574575

>So this guy just wrote based. When I see that I reply "based on what?" and then other people reply to me calling me based.

>> No.18574579

A FUCKING PENNY

>> No.18574589

ZERO

>> No.18574590
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18574590

>$0.00

>> No.18574592
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18574592

>mfw went away at 1.5 and came back to .01

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>> No.18574598

This is a nothing burger. Oil 20 bucks tommorow. Fucking dumbasses.

>> No.18574600

>/smg/ freaking out about oil

babby's first contract rollover

>> No.18574602

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK IS HAPPENINNNNNNG

>> No.18574603

How can the arabs do this to us? they all should be fucking fire bombed.

>> No.18574606
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>>18574564

>> No.18574608

does anyone know why oil stocks stopped mooning earlier today? they usually inverse oil price

>> No.18574613

ZZEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18574615

Where are you guys watching the price live? I want to see this happen in real time.

>> No.18574616

-18%...WOW!

we are now close to all times market low 10.5.

analyzing the price action we can see a potential harmonic abcd formation with a perfect match with 1.414 extension.
for me, the safest buying zone will be between 10.5 - 12.0.

I would say that the underlined area is best for investing purposes buying without leverage on 1-2 year holding period with great potential roi .

for day trading, wait for a reversal formation within the zone, and buy with 18.0 initial target and your stop below the zone.

good luck!

>> No.18574625
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18574632
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>> No.18574634

OIAGOIJA VUFUFUFUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
OF CUK
AHAHAHAHAHA THIS ITHE MOST BEATUFIL DAY OF MY LIFE

>> No.18574636
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18574636

Yep, Im thinking he's back

>> No.18574646
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OIL HIT ZERO

>> No.18574644

>>18574615
https://www.tradingview.com/chart/5Ho28UCv/

>> No.18574652
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>> No.18574654

Crude was at 0.00 for a split second

>> No.18574655
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>>18574615
here you go bby https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/USOIL/

>> No.18574661
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10 cents a barrel

>> No.18574663
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18574663

ITS HAPPENING

>> No.18574664

>>18574418
FREE ENERGY
>FREE ENERGY
FREE ENERGY
>FREE ENERGY
FREE ENERGY
>FREE ENERGY
FREE ENERGY
>FREE ENERGY

>> No.18574670

>>18574418
Oil being free is priced in

>> No.18574672

What does it mean if WTI goes to 0?
Its a CFD right? So can't it go negative? How bad would this be?

I don't trade oil - tell me like I'm a retard

>> No.18574686

>>18574571
Are you the anon who told me to do my own research from last thread? Thank you again.

>> No.18574690
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>>18574571
Im truly embarrassed to be apart of Stock Market General today

>> No.18574691

>>18574664
HOLY SHIT we've solved all our energy problems!

>> No.18574694

>>18574598
Shit is going to be so cash if oil appears as 22 dollars tomorrow and the Texas Oil Barons are meeting so normies will think its because of that and USO will skyrocket to 6 tomorrow and wednesday lmao

>> No.18574699

>>18574418
Someone redpill me on VBIV.

>> No.18574708
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>REGN
>LLY
>MRK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18574571
We’ve had contracts roll over before though. Has it ever caused a 98% crash in the price?

>> No.18574704

>>18574672
Energy industry collapse, currency collapse

>> No.18574709

>>18574644
Thanks anon, I appreciate it.

>> No.18574718
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>THEY DO IT FOR FREE

>> No.18574719

>>18574548
Two things:
1) Oil companies go out of business and are either bought up by the big boys or simply disappear, causing huge unemployment. US and Canadian companies will likely go first because oil is hard to get at here and wages are higher than other places.
2) Any industry that uses fuel sees a huge reduction in cost of operation, so the good produced by them get cheaper for the consumer.

>> No.18574726

>>18574644
>this chart layout can't be opened

>> No.18574727

>>18574690
its fun to shitpost though

>> No.18574732

lol @ people who bought electircs and hybrids after this summer when new Costco memberships get a complementary dozen barrels of oil.

>> No.18574735

>>18574636
>Oil hits LITERALLY $0
>Oh yeah now it's shorting time
-/biz/

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>Oil -98%
>US10Y -5.32%
>BTC -3.41%
>Nasdaq Green

>> No.18574742
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guys the continuous contract is still at $20 this is just futures fuckery

>> No.18574748
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LAST THREAD GOT 420 POSTS IN 30 MINUTES! ITS LITERALLY HAPPENING!

>> No.18574750

>>18574691
THIS WHO NEEDS NIKOLA TESLA WE ALREADY HAVE FREE ENERGY!

>> No.18574754

>>18574690
Instead of being a pedo why dont you buy oil?

>> No.18574755

>>18574571
Yup, this happens every month bro, oil is 0$ every month

>> No.18574758
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>Oil literally free
>SP500 doesn't give a fuck
>XOM, CVX doesn't give a fuck
What the hell is wrong with this clown world. And don't tell me about the June contracts, when May contracts are litteraly FREE, it means demand was vastly overestimated, and it will be overestimated as well in June. Or else, everybody would buy oil right now for FREE, get it delivered and resell it one month later for 20+ Powellbux.

The stock markets and oil stocks staying that high doesn't make any single sense.

>> No.18574762

>>18574670
Kek

>> No.18574764

>>18574735
asking for a friend, where do i long this?

>> No.18574778

>>18574739
yummy

>> No.18574784
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>>18574686
No, but it's always a good idea to do your own research.

>> No.18574785

>>18574418
>>18574418

>> No.18574788

>the word literally ending
>fed just fucking buys all the equities

How do you guys like this “free market” and “capitalism” we’ve got going here? What a fucking joke, we are so fucked in the long term

>> No.18574793

>>18574742
But this is unusual no?
Or is this just the news heads showing us irrelevant data and retards shitposting ad freaking out?

>> No.18574794

>>18574718
I hope nobody has a bot running that buys everything at zero

>> No.18574796
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HE DRILLS IT FOR FREE!

>> No.18574800

>>18574726
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/USOIL/

>> No.18574808

>>18574690
>>18574571
you're idiots

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>>18574663
Bullish

>> No.18574815

>>18574796
kek

>> No.18574816
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18574816

Doesn't this mean that nobody wants to buy oil right now even if it's to store?

Considering most of the world economy will continue closed the demand for oil will not change much from what it is right now.

Explain to me how that's not extremally bad.

>> No.18574823

>>18574788
ALL TO SAVE SOME BOOMERS

>> No.18574825

Explain to me why the DOW is in a crab market while it too should crash?

>> No.18574826
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>> No.18574827

>>18574535
the mentality that nothing can truly fail has poisoned the market into eternal crabbing
if anything dips it's immediately bought up in a frenzy regardless of the situation

>> No.18574832

>>18574758
it is weird considering the oil dump a few weeks ago caused the markets to drop several percentages

>> No.18574837

>>18574788
Crypto will save us

>> No.18574838
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>>18574755
Go ahead and short oil then if you are so sure kiddo.

>> No.18574843

>>18574825
because brrrrrr

>> No.18574845

>>18574800
thanks pal

>> No.18574849

>>18574794
you cant buy oil

>> No.18574857

dude could this be the start of the real crash? like great depression shit?

>> No.18574861

>>18574718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g

>> No.18574862

How do I short the June contract when the exact same thing happens next month

>> No.18574865

>>18574825
Because its so fucking inflated by infinite QE

>> No.18574866

>>18574816
Pasting this from seekingalpha:
The headline number that everyone is freaking out over is the front month contract. Right now that's the May contract. Trading in this contract will end tomorrow, April 21, and delivery of physical crude will be in May.
In the normal course of events traders holding this contract about now would be selling it to someone will to take physical delivery and then roll the income from that sale into a later contract.
RIght now, however, no one wants to (or is able to) take physical delivery. Storage is near full. So no one want this contract, hence the crash in pricing.
On Wednesday the headlines will report a 50% jump in crude prices because the headlines always refer to the front month price. And on Wednesday the front month contract will be the June contract.
As for USO, they try to hold the front month contract, but they don't hold it to the very end. This month, USO started to roll to the June contract on 7-April and were done by 13-Apr. So they missed this crash.
Also, note that because USO has gotten so big they are no able to hold all their assets in the front month contract. It would violate exchange rules. Going forward USO will hold only 80% in the front month and 20 % in the next month.

>> No.18574870

>>18574816
Theres lots of newbs in the thread buying oil that increases demand for oil making the price rise

>> No.18574872

>>18574727
Go back to /pol/

>> No.18574873
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18574873

>oil literally 0.00
>can't make any money off of it
WHY ARE WE HERE?
JUST TO SUFFER?

>> No.18574876

>>18574857
probably not, but its not an indicator that things are getting better quickly either

>> No.18574878

>>18574843
Reddit

>> No.18574885

I don't touch penny stocks

>> No.18574887

>>18574816
noone is buying because the contracts have just ended. so no large companies are buying oil atm. It'll go up tomorrow.

>> No.18574889

>>18574857
Risk of deflation is very high yes.

>> No.18574892

>>18574418
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18574893

I'm dumb can someone explain me what it means for us the normal people?

>> No.18574895

>>18574838
>shorting something that's literally at 0
laughing out loud desu senpai

>> No.18574899 [DELETED] 

>>18574816
I think this is the tinder

we're waiting on a flame to set oil prices on fire: war, countries reopening, elections, etc.

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>>18574870
oh yeah dude, I'm sure 15 people from /smg/ are pushing XOM to 42

>> No.18574901

>>18574838
Have fun going bankrupt when its negative bro

>> No.18574906

>>18574823
Boomers keep the world fed and clotged living in comfort have some gratitude

>> No.18574910

Just bought BP

>> No.18574914
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ITS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18574921

>>18574893
Gasoline under a dollar for you cuck

>> No.18574925

>>18574885
not gonna make it

>> No.18574930

>>18574893
Absolutely nothing.
You still pay the same prices.
Its only meaningful in the world of coroporations and the financial clown world.

>> No.18574931

>>18574558

It means zero profits for drillers in May. It means they lied about our storage capacity and pretended like we weren't as full of stored oil as we really were. It means bankruptcies the likes of which we've never seen. It means thousands of layoffs. It means unfathomable misery.

>> No.18574934

Best way to long oil right now?
OIL etn, maybe?

>> No.18574941

>>18574906
OK boomer

>> No.18574943

how can crude oil drop to $0.08 and the market, including all the oil companies, barely react?

>> No.18574945

>>18574857
We ALREADY ARE in a deep recession anon, it can only be a worse depression from now

>> No.18574951

>>18574893
you can put gas in your car for less then $0.50

>> No.18574952
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Where is that anon that went all in on oil...
Don't be shy, you know who you are...

>> No.18574965

>>18574943
priced in

>> No.18574966

>>18574943
probably expecting it to be a flash crash and/or getting a government bailout

>> No.18574968

>>18574558
It means canada is going greece-mode except 100x worse.

>> No.18574972

>>18574825
THERE ARE NO OTHER ASSETS TO PUT MONEY INTO EXCEPT STOCKS

>> No.18574979

Any other oil scholars that bought USO at open today?

>> No.18574988

>>18574866
this kills /smg/ oiltards

>> No.18574989

>>18574943
Because they are infinitely inflated, so stocks are worthless

>> No.18574992
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>>18574934
this pls. i asked earlier too.

attaching pic for attention

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Saw a couple of weak bears covering after a 99% down move and not waiting until oil goes negative. Disgusting.

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>>18574873
you can make money off it. Take as many of those contracts as you can get your fat little fingers on and take actual delivery on them. Throw out the oil in your backyard and then sell the metal barrels for money. You can thank me later you black bitch

>> No.18574997

What will happen with the petrodolar?

>> No.18575001

>>18574943
it's unironically priced in you retard

>> No.18575002

>>18574866
Huh. Decent coverage from seeking alpha. Usually it’s just some random idiot saying buy this or sell that or pay for my premium service.

Thanks anon!

>> No.18575005

>>18574895
>>18574901
please learn to read

>> No.18575012

>>18574952
Dumbasses all bought current oil indexes because futures are dead. They're clinically retarded enough that everything is fucking UP.

>> No.18575019

>>18574943
the may contract is dropping, the june contract is still at $22

>> No.18575024
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>>18574994
based bobro

>> No.18575030

ITS GOING FUCKING NEGATIVE

>> No.18575035

Why aren't you waiting outside the oil pumps to help them take a few barrels FOR FREE? It's your fucking DUTY as a patriot!

>> No.18575037

i thought russia and saudis came to an agreement. How did this happen?

>> No.18575049

>>18575019
22 dollars might purely be the cost of carry

>> No.18575050

It's literally $22 I'm looking at it right now

WTF is everyone saying, are they memeing?

>> No.18575052

>>18574997
What happens to this conspiracy theory I believe because I'm retarded?

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>>18574418
>The price of oil has literally nothing to do with oil stonks
The fuck?

>> No.18575062
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IF I HAD TOLD YOU A BARREL OF OIL WOULD BE WORTH A 4CHAN JANITORS SALARY ONE DAY, I WOULD BE LAUGHED OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET

>> No.18575064
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I can't believe I just saw a crude contract go negative. Absolutely unreal.

>> No.18575075

>>18574418
>oil literally at 0
>market is up
Fucking clown market lmao. Held up with fucking monopoly bux

>> No.18575081

>>18575050
The happening is on the May contract

>> No.18575083
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NEGATIVE 16 cents

NEGATIVE 16 CENTS

NEGATIVE 16 CENTS

>> No.18575084

I CAN'T BUY BECAUSE I ALL IN'D ON SHITCOINS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18575095

>>18575050
Those are the june contracts, we are looking at may

>> No.18575097

SHOULD I BUY

>> No.18575104
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>>18574997
if the supply doesn't go back up and this happens month after month where everyone refuses to take delivery cause there's no where to put the fucking oil? Probably and unironically collapse, a least for the short term.

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>>18574997
the US can no longer BRRRRRRR. people are out in cities protesting.

>> No.18575112

>>18575050
Retards doesn't know how things work, just meme with them and hope they get fucked

>> No.18575116

NEGATIVE

NEGATIVE

NEGATIVE

NEGATIVE

NEGATIVE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18575121
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18575121

ITS OVER

>> No.18575123

It's stuck at 1 cent

>> No.18575133
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18575133

a toast to china

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18575135

did it jsut get stuck at .01?

>> No.18575137
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>> No.18575139

It's been stuck on 0.01 for a while now

>> No.18575141
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18575141

What's the difference between an oil contract for May vs June?
pls help i am dumb

>> No.18575143

HOLY FUCK!!!!!
Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs

>> No.18575149
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18575149

AND THIS
IS TO GO
EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

>> No.18575150

>>18575062
Kek. Fuck jannies

>> No.18575152

AHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18575155

>>18575135
yeah, what's going on
I'm scared bros

>> No.18575156

1 CENT NIGGAS

>> No.18575158

Negativebros...

>> No.18575160
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18575160

>>18575083

>> No.18575162

>down to -1.43
It’s over

>> No.18575166

kek negative buck fifty
bloomberg goin wild

>> No.18575167

oh my god

>> No.18575171

>>18575135
>>18575121
yeah its stuck for me too

>> No.18575179

>>18575062
kek

>> No.18575183

>>18575135
TRADING VIEW CRASHED! It can't handle negative prices!

>> No.18575194
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18575194

Minus 107%

Minus 107%

Minus 107%

>> No.18575196

OIL AT NEGATIVE -1.43

TRADINGVIEW DOES NOT SHOW NEGATIVE NUMBERS
CHECK CNBC

>> No.18575197
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18575197

>TFW I WENT IN ALL OIL WHEN THAT SHIT TANKED AT OPEN
>TFW IM SITTING AT A 23% YIELD IN A SINGLE FUCKING DAY

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? ARE THEY CRAZY? THEY ARE GOING TO CAUSE THE 2ND GREAT DEPRESSION DOING THIS SHIT.

>> No.18575198

>>18575149
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18575201

>>18575155
>>18575135
its negative 107%

tradingview wont show it

>> No.18575202

Isn't the oil price usually corellated with the stock market? Why does the stop market literally don't move downwards?

>> No.18575208
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18575208

>>18575135
Trump is saving the oil

>> No.18575213

WHY WON'T IT GO DOWN
NOOOOO WE GOT TO COCKY BROS IT WON'T GO DOWN

>> No.18575219

Chart I'm looking at can't go negative. Where are you seeing this?

>> No.18575223
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18575223

this is it guys

>> No.18575227

> -1.70

How do I long the idea of getting drafted

>> No.18575237

OIL TRADING AT NEGATIVE $2
>OIL TRADING AT NEGATIVE $2
OIL TRADING AT NEGATIVE $2
>OIL TRADING AT NEGATIVE $2
OIL TRADING AT NEGATIVE $2
>OIL TRADING AT NEGATIVE $2
OIL TRADING AT NEGATIVE $2
>OIL TRADING AT NEGATIVE $2
OIL TRADING AT NEGATIVE $2
>OIL TRADING AT NEGATIVE $2
OIL TRADING AT NEGATIVE $2
>OIL TRADING AT NEGATIVE $2
OIL TRADING AT NEGATIVE $2
>OIL TRADING AT NEGATIVE $2
OIL TRADING AT NEGATIVE $2
>OIL TRADING AT NEGATIVE $2
OIL TRADING AT NEGATIVE $2
>OIL TRADING AT NEGATIVE $2

>> No.18575239

>>18575201
who's got the workign ticker?

>> No.18575250
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18575250

BOYS, TODAY WAS LEGENDARY

>> No.18575249

>>18575202
cause it's rigged, all the prices are inflated

>> No.18575251

SPX DROPPING

>> No.18575253

Where can i buy an oil contract for 0.00. I can store a few hundred barrels for months. Its literally free money

>> No.18575256

>>18575052
subhuman ami jew slave retard

>> No.18575259

>>18575149
aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18575266

>>18575237
>>18575227
Where can I see this?

>> No.18575278

When nobody wants to buy something that's FREE right now, and resell it next month for 20+$, that's really telling. June will be the exact same situation.

>> No.18575281

>>18575219
think or swim

>> No.18575283
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18575283

OIL WILL NEVER COST MONEY AGAIN

>> No.18575287

>-3
HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18575289

Trump is going to declare war tonight.

>> No.18575290
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18575290

Silver is getting sold out again at online retailers like SDBullion.

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

THE LEG DOWN IS HAPPENING

>> No.18575291

Holy shit why didn't I short everything else once oil hit 0.01. Low volume dump but still a huge dump.

>> No.18575292

>>18575194
site?

>> No.18575293

>tradingview can't handle negative values
top kek

>> No.18575296

-3+ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUNDS ARE IMPLODING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18575305
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18575305

>>18575062

>> No.18575306

Okay, this is fun and all, but how low are June contracts going to go?

>> No.18575316
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18575316

It is finished.

>> No.18575318

Alright lads, where can I go to get 2$ to pick up a barrel of oil? I'll let some chump give me a couple bucks to take their oil.

>> No.18575321

>>18575296
priced in

>> No.18575322

>>18575278
>free
Nice try jew, people need to pay me money to take that useless oil off their hands.

>> No.18575331

>>18574996
based barrel merchant

>> No.18575333

OIL AT -3.70
>OIL AT -3.70
OIL AT -3.70
>OIL AT -3.70
OIL AT -3.70
>OIL AT -3.70
OIL AT -3.70
>OIL AT -3.70
OIL AT -3.70
>OIL AT -3.70
OIL AT -3.70
>OIL AT -3.70
OIL AT -3.70
>OIL AT -3.70
OIL AT -3.70
>OIL AT -3.70
OIL AT -3.70
>OIL AT -3.70

>> No.18575339

>minus four dollars

>> No.18575340

Will it go up tomorrow or is it fucked forever?

>> No.18575346

what fucking oil are you guys talking about?? i don't see any negative oil...???

>> No.18575352
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18575352

How is this even possible? I was waiting for $10 oil but jesus fucking christ.

>> No.18575356
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18575356

>*ring ring*
Jerome
>*ring ring*
JEROME
>*ring ring*
JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE
>*ring ring*
JEROME EVERY CEO IN THE SHALE INDUSTRY HAS JUST COMMITTED SUICIDE JUST PUMP THE GOD DAMN OIL I DONT CARE HOW YOU CANT DO IT, YOU HAVE TO PUMP IT
>*ring ring*
GOD DAMN IT JEROME PICK IT UP THE OIL INDUSTRY IS CRASHING
>*ring ring*
ANSWER ME YOU FED KIKE WORTHLESS FUCK I JUST BEGGED TO POOTIN AND SANDNIGGER PRINCE TO CAP OIL PRODUCTION AND IT'S STILL DUMPING!
>*ring ring*
JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE POOMPS, FORCE YOUR WORKERS CHILDREN TO POOMP IT NOW
>*ring ring*
PLEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF JEROME, I'LL GIVE YOU IVANKA AND WILL SUCK ISRAEL OFF MORE I JUST NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT
>*ring ring*
JEROME!
>*ring ring*
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18575361
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>>18575287
>>18575237
link pls

>> No.18575362

>>18575062
kino

>> No.18575367
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18575367

-2.20 (112%)

>> No.18575369

How can you invest off this dip? ETFs?

>> No.18575370

>>18575281
Symbol??

>> No.18575372

>FUTURES CONTRACTS DUMPING
HOLY FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.18575374

>>18574727
Autism Inc is srs business

>> No.18575385

>>18575194
So where do i go for them to pay me to take it?

>> No.18575386

NEGATIVE FIVE DOLLARS
ALL MY BOBO PICTURES ARE TOO CALM TO EXPRESS THIS

>> No.18575389

>Stuck at -3.7

>> No.18575390

>>18575367
I turned on the tv just to see it
HAHAHHA

>> No.18575391

>>18575333
link to working ticker?

>> No.18575392
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18575392

OIL AT NEGATIVE $3.70
>OIL AT NEGATIVE $3.70
OIL AT NEGATIVE $3.70
>OIL AT NEGATIVE $3.70
OIL AT NEGATIVE $3.70
>OIL AT NEGATIVE $3.70
OIL AT NEGATIVE $3.70
>OIL AT NEGATIVE $3.70
OIL AT NEGATIVE $3.70
>OIL AT NEGATIVE $3.70
OIL AT NEGATIVE $3.70
>OIL AT NEGATIVE $3.70
OIL AT NEGATIVE $3.70
>OIL AT NEGATIVE $3.70
OIL AT NEGATIVE $3.70
>OIL AT NEGATIVE $3.70
OIL AT NEGATIVE $3.70
>OIL AT NEGATIVE $3.70

>> No.18575396

>>18575333
WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS? GIB LINKS

>> No.18575400
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18575400

>>18575339
>>18575333
Where the fuck do you see it negative, it's stuck at 0 for me

>> No.18575401

Ok so we've actually ran out of places to put oil. Either people have to be paid to use oil or Trump will be forced to shut down the oil rigs and become reliant on Saudi Arabia again

>> No.18575407

UNIRONICALLY HOW DO I PROFIT FROM THIS SOMEONE TELL ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18575414

A FUCKING WAR IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

>> No.18575420
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18575420

WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN TO HIM

>> No.18575428
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18575428

alright incels, in POWER OF KEK, decimate this!!

>> No.18575432

>>18575333
lol omg my tradingview is broken its literally impossible for it to show negative numbers

>> No.18575433

>>18575392

WHERE!

>> No.18575436
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18575436

Guys, I'm a bobo 100% in SPXS at 12.08 and I was dancing. I can't stop dancing

I CANT STOP DANCING

>> No.18575443
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>> No.18575445

CONTAINMENT THREAD FOR OILTARDS WHEN?

>> No.18575447

TURN ON CNBC RETARDS

>> No.18575448

NEGATIVE SEVENS!!!
NEGATIVE SEVENS!!!
NEGATIVE SEVENS!!!

>> No.18575449

>>18575407
FUCK ME LAD SOMEONE FUCKING TELL ME TOO FUCK YOU

>> No.18575456

>>18575237
link you massive nigger

>> No.18575457

>>18575321
Shut up u annoying priced in memer

>> No.18575458

>>18575392
Negative $7.5 now lol

>> No.18575461

>>18574943
>how can crude oil drop to $0.08 and the market, including all the oil companies, barely react?
>>18573574
>So basically this means people were vastly overestimating demand for oil in May, correct?
Kind of, Anons are very much overreacting.

All this means is that we have oversupply. That's literally it. Any moron watching oil for the past few months could see this was going to happen at some point, it has happened multiple times in the past. When you have sufficiently sustained oversupply, eventually it stops being economical to process and sell the product. Oil is also a bit unique in that you can't just turn off the supply.

So how do you induce somebody to take deliver on their contracts to take oil off of your hands when you no longer wish to do anything with it? You lower the price DRASTICALLY so traders can make a profit on the rebound. The price has to dip low enough that it makes sense for the traders to foot the bill for transport ans storage. At the same time, speculators have absolutely NO interest in ever taking possession on their futures contracts, so they're rolling them over near the expiry, further depressing the price of the nearest expiry date. That's currently where we are. This will continue for a while until demand rebounds and/or enough producers go out of business that demand and supply again reach a reasonable equilibrium again.

The reason big cap oil companies aren't going down is because the well managed ones have the cash to survive the contango, and everybody knows it.

Do with that information whatever you will, I'm not your mom. Think about how this will interact with markets. If you're smart, in 1-2 years you will be a much more wealthy person.

>> No.18575460

Someone link to a stream of CNBC or something, I want to see boomers freaking out about this.

>> No.18575465
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18575465

>go to gas station
>get paid to fill my tank

>> No.18575466

>>18575370
/CLK20

>> No.18575468

>>18574866
>50% jump in crude prices
>jumping to .50 cents will be considered a huge win

>> No.18575469
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18575469

-3.70(120%)

>> No.18575474

Why not just pump it back in the ground again?

>> No.18575475

>>18575266
>>18575361
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html

>> No.18575476

>>18575396
>>18575400
>>18575391
CNBC LIVE STREAM RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.18575477

>>18575407
Crash into a building and say Canada did it so we can go to war

>> No.18575480

>purchase oil
>get money

>> No.18575482

>>18575400
CNBC TradingView is broken


-7 OIL
>-7 OIL
-7 OIL
>-7 OIL
-7 OIL
>-7 OIL
-7 OIL
>-7 OIL
-7 OIL
>-7 OIL
-7 OIL
>-7 OIL
-7 OIL
>-7 OIL
-7 OIL
>-7 OIL
-7 OIL
>-7 OIL
-7 OIL
>-7 OIL
-7 OIL
>-7 OIL

>> No.18575483

>>18575432
same with marketwatch.com

>> No.18575485

Let’s all buy 1,000 barrels of oil for -$1 each and have it be delivered to moot’s house

>> No.18575488
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18575488

THEY ARE LITERALLY PAYING PEOPLE TO TAKE THE OIL OFF THEIR HANDS

THIS TIMELINE IS FUCKED, I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

>> No.18575489

>>18575340
these are may futures which expire tomorrow
but June is already losing value as well

>> No.18575493

fucking muslims trying to destroy us to help china

>> No.18575503
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18575503

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.18575504
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18575504

How many suicides will this cause?

>> No.18575505

Here you dummies
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html

>> No.18575509
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18575509

how to buy oil pls

>> No.18575511
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18575511

>>18575141
when they expire. The may contract expires tomorrow and delivery would be for may. June expires next month and then would be for deliveries in june. June hasn't cratered yet because people are still assuming that the buyers will be able to buy up the contracts at the end and take delivery as was the standard. They're cratering now because no company is buying oil cause they're maxed out on oil and they can't fucking put it anywhere. So a bunch of commodities traders got caught holding the bag

>> No.18575512

-$7.50

>> No.18575513
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18575513

>Yeah i'm long oil. How could you tell?

>> No.18575515
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18575515

is this why the GCP went flatline last night?

>> No.18575517

aIF OIL IS SO CHEAP WHY ISNT TESLA GETTING DESTROYED?

>> No.18575521
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18575521

>>18575356
please i need those blacks

>> No.18575524

-7$ OIL WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.18575525

guys, i don't think i have any negative dollars, how do i buy oil

>> No.18575531
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18575531

Just how many antidepressants is he on right now?

>> No.18575534

>>18574758

It's likely going to go like this:
Case A:
government start to turn on industry and reduce lockdowns extremely fast. mass media campaign to convince normies its ok.
Bail out the industries.
Oil trades from 1-10$ for around 6 months till it slowly creeps back up to its new range of 20-35$

Case B:
Shit hits the fan with knock on effects.
China make a titanium steel balls move and try to buy up lots of bankrupt oil companies in the USA, Canada and south america.
USA see this as an act of war and national threat, and send troops into parts of China to investigate "COVID-19 BIOWEAPON"

hello WW3

>> No.18575542
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18575542

>gonna be $20+ tomorrow
Literally infinite gains.

>> No.18575551
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18575551

>>18574994
Imagine covering your shorts at $0 and missing the next $7 down.

>> No.18575560
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>> No.18575561

tell me if this sounds logical bros: since the companies are over producing, and paying for people to store the oil, when the time comes for them to shut down the wells they will have an immense surplus, and will have very little cost running their business since there will be no upkeep on their machinery and workers, they can then sell the oil at their normal price, but make much more profit because there will be much less overhead.

>> No.18575563
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18575563

WE HEADING FOR 200% EOD

>> No.18575569

>>18575542
What'll you buy?

>> No.18575575

>>18575485
it's negative, you can just buy all of the barrels of oil, and deliver them to moot's house
imagine his face when he gets woken up by the blaring horn of an oil supertanker filled with millions of barrels of crude oil with his name on it

>> No.18575578

>>18575542
HOW TO GET IN ON THIS

>> No.18575582

>letting a epidemiologist ruin your economy
trumps a fucking moron.

>> No.18575587
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18575587

SPY DIVING

>> No.18575593

>>18574418
If any of you Anons have money in the stock market/401K/IRA, you need to sell ASAP. This is hyper deflation and its going to get really bad.

>> No.18575594

and the REAL price is now negative

>> No.18575595

CAN SOMEONE LINK ME A CHART?

>> No.18575598

>>18575511
Thank you helpful cute birdmaid.

>> No.18575599

>>18575477
I'd love to, fuck cucknada what a shithole. But I want to put all my money into AMERICA FUCK YEAH so I can also profit from this while the war is raging and before canada gets annexed.

>> No.18575602

I don't get it.

>> No.18575608

>>18575369
Just buy oil

>> No.18575613
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18575613

>>18575531
none, crashing the petrodollar it`s part of the plan

>> No.18575614

>-8

>> No.18575618

>>18575517
They will be destroyed in a long process of retard investors slowly realizing a self driving economy is 500 years away rather than 5

>> No.18575619

>>18575595
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html

>> No.18575621
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18575621

>>18574418
So theyre not actually PAYING people to take oil, are they? This negative valuation is not representative of what's happening, right?

>> No.18575641

>>18575563
god i want kelly's luscious lips on my dik

>> No.18575648

>OIL PRICES GOING NEGATIVE
>STOCKS ONLY -1.4%
WHAT THE FUCK GOING ON?

>> No.18575662
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18575662

-150%
-150%
-150%
-150%
-150%
-150%

>> No.18575666

>>18575621
They are LITERALLY paying people to take oil, yes. It means dumping the oil costs X and they're offering Y (Y< X) for people to take the oil off their hands.

>> No.18575683
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18575683

>>18575587
Everything is diving.

>> No.18575687
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18575687

which oil do I buy in leafland? is the habbening already over cus all the big corporations are still higher than they were after the first crash.

>> No.18575692

>>18575621
They are, it might possibly be cheaper to pay people to take oil than shutting off the rigs

>> No.18575694

all this because some boomers were afraid of the sniffles.

>> No.18575696
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18575696

>petrodollar
Guys, call it like it is. Petrocent.

>> No.18575697
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18575697

-8.61(147.13%)

>> No.18575709

WHERE THE FUCK DO I INVEST TO MAKE MONEY

>> No.18575712

Did he swear?

>> No.18575720

>Go to fill up gas tank
>$30 has been credited to your account
Retards this is bullish. Think of how stimulated the economy will be.

>> No.18575730

A smart dude would fill up a few 50 gallon buckets full of gas now and store that shit in his garage. When shit rebounds and the price is 3-4 gallon you'd just laugh and roll on.

>> No.18575728

>>18575613
have to buy dollars to get rid of oil now
lmfao

>> No.18575738

LMAO THAT BOOMER IS PROGRESSIVELY PANICKING HE KNEE DEEP IN DENIAL.

>> No.18575745

NO DEAL ON PPP TODAY

>> No.18575748

>>18575575
Kek it’s like getting a pizza delivered to somebody’s house but a much bigger pain in the ass

>> No.18575749

>>18575542
what do i do to make the moneys

>> No.18575755

>JUNE IS THE PRICE. NOT WHATEVER FUCK THIS MAY... THING IS
Holy shit he swore on CNBC

>> No.18575764
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18575764

BOBO ENEERGY

>> No.18575767

JJJJJJJUNE IS THE REAL ONE
MAY ISN'T REAL MAY LITERALLY DOESN'T EXIST
JJJJJJJJJUNE IS REAL AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18575772

BAILOUT DELAYED

>> No.18575777

>>18575621
yes they're paying you to take oil because they have nowhere to store it (not that they can dump it in the ocean) and they can't halt production(close the entire corporation)
the problem is no one has where to store it either, that's why it keep crashing

>> No.18575779

NEGATIVE $10+!!!
NEGATIVE $10+!!!
NEGATIVE $10+!!!
NEGATIVE $10+!!!
NEGATIVE $10+!!!
NEGATIVE $10+!!!
NEGATIVE $10+!!!

>> No.18575781
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>>18575730
LMAO

>> No.18575786
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>>18575598
you're welcome anon
>>18575692
Apparently it cost a cock ton to turn the pumps off and sometimes when they go off they can't come back on? I don't really understand that but that's what the guy on cnbc just said

>> No.18575790

>>18575755
It's the end of an era...

>> No.18575791
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18575791

To the boys who can't see it yet

>> No.18575793

>buy oil at negative prices
>get money and barrels
baste

>> No.18575805
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>>18575755
the boomers are panicking

>> No.18575808

>>18575648
I give up. This shit will never go down. Even a nuclear war is priced in at this point.

>> No.18575812

>-11.42%
MY SIDES

>> No.18575819
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18575819

>Gas stations pay you handsomely for filling up your car.
>Can't go out due to Corona lockdown.

This is just the Wall St having a laugh at people's expense.

>> No.18575821

>>18575738
he probably has retards like you messaging him asking him 'what does this mean'

>> No.18575822

>>18575755
gonna need an upload and a link senpai

>> No.18575826

>OIL NEGATIVE
>NO PPP DEAL
JUST

>> No.18575834
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18575834

JUUUUUUUUUUUUNE

>> No.18575842

too late to buy tankers?

>> No.18575849
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18575849

Now the shorts are the ones squeezing the longs.

>> No.18575850

When do they light the wells on fire to cut their losses?

>> No.18575860

>>18575786
It take time and money to cap a well.

>> No.18575864

>>18574519
How does low oil price cause war?

>> No.18575870

god you retards. this is contracts holders paying people to take oil off of them, because they have nowhere to store it for this contracts expiration date.

>> No.18575873
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Oil fell 162% in a single session

>> No.18575878
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18575878

guys i live in west tx

>> No.18575885

what is stopping someone from just buying all of the may oil contracts at negative money, and then flying to another country instead of receiving the goods?

>> No.18575902

>>18575821
He's coping like a retard. Oil is beyond fucked for the foreseeable future. The return to normal is not tomorrow or a month from now. big oil is going to be bigly bankrupt.

>> No.18575903

ITS GOING TO FUCKING INVERT IN PRICE

ITS GOING BE NEGATIVE 30$

WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18575905
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18575905

I
AM
FINANCIALLY
MENTALLY
BRAPPPPP
PHYSICALLY
RUINED
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18575907

>-14.39

Holy shit, why aren't the strategic US petro reserves not open? IT'S FREE MONEY.

>> No.18575912

Imagine being the bagholder who has to literally pay someone to take the futures off his hands

>> No.18575920
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18575920

>>18575864
will find out soon

>> No.18575924

>>18575812
no its price is -11.42, but it opened at 17, the percentage is worse than -150%

>> No.18575929

>>18574719
So invest in companies that use crude or it's byproducts in manufacturing?

>> No.18575930

>>18575870
Yes and this has never happened before and this will likely happen again next month. If you don’t think this is insane, you’re a brainlet retard

>> No.18575932
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18575932

>>18575730

>> No.18575935

>>18575870
Yeah, it totally happens every month. Totally normal.

>> No.18575936

>>18575531
>AAAAAA XI PLEASE HELP ME

>> No.18575939
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>> No.18575941

I put a 41 dollar limit order in today on XOM this morning didnt think there was a chance of it going to 41.... hold shit I'm gonna own some today arent I bros.

>> No.18575947

>>18575907
Democrats vetoed it

>> No.18575958

>>18575885
Nintendo ninjas will get you

>> No.18575975

END OF THE FUCKING WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.18575979
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18575979

>>18575860
No i got that. What I don't understand is does capping a well really run the risk of permanently closing it? Does it get damaged and become unusable or is it like gamestop that once they close a bunch of them it's just won't be worth reopening them again?

>> No.18575987
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>>18575930
They're coping
>next month everything will be fin-fine i'm sure

>> No.18575988

>>18575930
>>18575935

i'm not saying it's not insane, but it's not what people here believe they can go and get paid for picking up oil at factories

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>>18575939

>> No.18576006

NEGATIVE TWENTY PLUS DOLLARS
ZERO BIDS
I REPEAT
THERE ARE NO BIDS

>> No.18576007

>>18575932

>The large-breasted women made me buy HAL

>> No.18576011

>>18575461
Hmmmm I see
I don’t see any big brain plays, just buy cvx if it crashes maybe.

Maybe some smart moves in private debt.

>> No.18576019

-221%

>> No.18576021

>>18575987
THE ECONOMY IS BULLETPROOF

>> No.18576018
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18576018

bring on the cheapies, i will be here to scoop them up

>> No.18576023

>>18575885
anon pls, you don't actually think people are the one buying the oil, it's all corp

>> No.18576025

>-22 OIL

>> No.18576029
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>>18575958
Will I be fine if I already own some NTDOY? Surely the Nintendo ninjas would let me go

>> No.18576032

NEGATIVE THIRTY UNITED STATES DOLLARS

>> No.18576034

>>18575935
cope

>> No.18576061

-300%
-300%
-300%
-300%
-300%
-300%
-300%

>> No.18576063
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18576063

>Mfw they're trying to prop up the market, but everything is melting down to such extent there's no holding up the house of cards.

I can't fucking wait when the market realizes it's futile to try and hold this up starts correlating with reality again.
DOW is going to instantly tank to 8k.

>> No.18576069

>>18575755
Who?

Also did Cramer or joe say shit?

>> No.18576079

>>18575979
No, it's just cheaper to sell oil at a loss than cap it. At least up until a certain point

>> No.18576081

>I'll give you $14 to take my oil
I'll give you $14 to take my oil
>I'll give you $14 to take my oil
I'll give you $14 to take my oil
>I'll give you $14 to take my oil
I'll give you $14 to take my oil

>> No.18576089

>>18575988
That is literally what’s happening though retard. Oil storage companies are paying people to take excess oil because they need to make room for the June contracts

>> No.18576091

PLEASE TAKE MY OIL
PLEASE

>> No.18576093
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18576093

HOLY SHIT.

>> No.18576098

>Puts at 284.5
I AM FINANCIAL VINDICATED

>> No.18576102

>>18575929
The reduction in demand will likely overcome the reduction in operating costs. It's a bear market for most things.

>> No.18576101

>-35 OIL

>> No.18576103
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I pity the dead who cannot enjoy such sights

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>> No.18576116
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>>18575979
I think it's a litoral physical thing, like it can damage the channel from the pressures or something :o

>> No.18576128

MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.18576137
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18576137

Appreciate this lads, we'll never see clown charts like this again

>> No.18576143

Uhhhhh guys........

-40!!!

>> No.18576148

hoooooolyyyyy fuuuuuuuck

>> No.18576165

>>18576069
This guy >>18575697
Don't know his name

>> No.18576187

I'LL GIVE YOU 50 DOLLARS TO GET THAT OIL OFF!!! LAST OFFER!!!

>> No.18576191
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18576191

>>18576093
>the classic 'he bought" pattern

>> No.18576197

>>18576107
this is the face of a man who lost all hope

>> No.18576204

LINK LINK

>> No.18576208

New thread retards

>> No.18576212

>>18576137
yup, savor it, tell your grandkids you saw -40 dollar oil

>> No.18576220
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This is going to be worse than the great depression

>> No.18576224
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18576224

im poor
how do i exploit this to escape poverty

>> No.18576229

START LOADING MAGS

>> No.18576234

>>18576063

im grinning

fuck the money printyer

>> No.18576237

>>18574866
So this means USO will not jump?

>> No.18576239
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>-$40

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>>18576063
Bears please leave.

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>>18576191

>> No.18576249

Maybe this Jew run demonic alchemical system is finally finished

>> No.18576260

I will take a barrel for 6 gorillion dollars, no less than that

>> No.18576266

>>18576254
>>18576254
>>18576254
>>18576254
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>>18576254
>>18576254
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>>18576254
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>>18576254
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>>18576254
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>> No.18576279

Last print I saw -58 a barrel wtf

>> No.18576286

>>18576224
PLACE YOUR BETS. HOW NEGATIVE WILL IT GO. IM GUESSING

>>-$100

>> No.18576294

>>18576137
>Appreciate this lads, we'll never see clown charts like this again

i love it

>> No.18576296

>>18575730
>50 gallon
>buckets
Oh, shit! My man Paul Bunyon in the thread!

>> No.18576308

>>18576239
cuck

>> No.18576331

So are tanker/storage companies still even viable at this point?? Would these oil companies have already tried to sell/ship/store prior to this happening?? Are tankers and storage already full?

>> No.18576335

>>18576242
Powell didn't let them have the stocks, so they went to oil instead.

>> No.18576347

>>18576220
Phone an oil company. Tell them you will take their oil but they have to pay you $20/barrel

>> No.18576372
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18576372

>>18575947
>saw this
>immediately FOMOed more cash into SRTY
>didn’t even check the info
Uhhh

Source?

>>18575958
Based

>> No.18576398

>>18575842
doubt it. these bois are gonna make several times thier marketcap in revenue..

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>>18576220
Actually the west won't hurt from this as much. Pic related are the countries completely and utterly fucked

>> No.18576503

>>18576063
This. Go down to where it deserves to be.

>> No.18576564

>>18575461
How can I profit off of this?

>> No.18576701

>>18575730
1. Crude oil is not refined gasoline
2. These crude prices have not and will effect the gasoline prices for some time
3. The percentage change to gasoline prices will not be as intense as you think
4. Unprofessionally storing barrels of refined explosives in your garage as an investment is not really smart
5. Thinking you could save yourself more than a few hundred dollars on a move like this isn't smart
6. this isn't smart