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>> No.18573298

https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/USOIL/?exchange=TVC
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/USOIL/?exchange=TVC
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/USOIL/?exchange=TVC
OIL PRICES

>> No.18573302
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some of us were into oil before it was cool

>> No.18573307
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18573307

Happy birthday, uncle.

>> No.18573309

sneed

>> No.18573311
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>> No.18573321
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18573321

Rate my options

>> No.18573328

SUB $4 OIL

>> No.18573331
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18573331

WHAT DO I BUY TO PROFIT OFF OF OIL.

I ALREADY OWN RDSb, WTI (the company), XOM, and HAL

>> No.18573332

BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB IRAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRonG87eKw

>> No.18573333

IS SPY GONNA PUMP SOON???

>> No.18573334

I am so blessed to live in such times

>> No.18573336
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18573336

3.97

3.97

3.97

>> No.18573341

>>18573307
Even after death, he still delivers.

>> No.18573346
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Give it to me straight /biz/
Literally how fucked is the west?

>> No.18573347
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>> No.18573348
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18573348

*knock knock*

How's our little wolf on wallst-

>> No.18573349

$3.87 $3.87 $3.87 $3.87 $3.87 $3.87 $3.87 $3.87 $3.87 $3.87 $3.87 $3.87 $3.87 $3.87 $3.87 $3.87 $3.87 $3.87

>> No.18573350

Is it normal for the oil price to plunge the day the contract rolls over?
I mean, would you have seen a comparable drop in previous months?
I really don't know, never cared about commodities

>> No.18573351
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18573351

SP500 has had a strong positive correlation with WTI also through this crisis. Every time oil has negatively correlated with SP500, it has resulted in a selloff with a small latency.

Time to short

>> No.18573352

to the wealthsimple USO guy I strongly recommend you buy RTX instead for your USD exposure, contango will destroy USO

>> No.18573353
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18573353

3,82$

>> No.18573354

Thoughts on Gazprom?

>> No.18573355
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18573355

alright incels we just need to keep oil at these prices for a week and the Petrodollar get decimated = US collapse

>> No.18573360

AAPL PUMPING
BOBO IS FINISHED

>> No.18573361
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>>18573276
God damn it dobber

>> No.18573365

TREE FIDDY

>> No.18573366

So what are the implications of this, personally I couldn't give a fuck about the price, is there something I'm missing?

>> No.18573368

You're witnessing history today.

>> No.18573370

SUB 3.00

>> No.18573373

3.16

3.16

3.16

WTI OIL

3.16

3.16

3.16

>> No.18573375

So when to enter the UCO position? I think when WTI goes negative should be good.

>> No.18573377
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18573377

Imagine not buying KOS at a time like this

>> No.18573380

>UNDER $3
UNDER $3
>UNDER $3
UNDER $3
>UNDER $3
UNDER $3
>UNDER $3
UNDER $3

>> No.18573382

>>18573351
could it tank the DJI and crypto market?

>> No.18573386

$2.99 AAAAAAAAA

>> No.18573387

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18573388

Oil is down and stocks barely moved. Guess I'm just going back into Kohl's

>> No.18573390
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18573390

>tfw building a swimming pool of oil with all the cheapies im buying

>> No.18573394
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18573394

Let Bobo in.

>> No.18573397

What oil tickers should I get? Exxon Shell aren't swinging

>> No.18573401

>>18573346
Irrevocably.

>> No.18573405

shorted usd/cad
instantly lost $100
forex is a fucking meme wtf lmao

>> No.18573406

>US oil goes bankrupt in your lifetime.

>> No.18573410

>>18573350
no, it means nobody can take physical delivery

It's dropping because if you buy the contract right now you must either sell it, take physical delivery of the oil, or expire worthless

>> No.18573411

I can’t do this anymore.

>> No.18573412
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Down 84% in a single session

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>>18573355
please

>> No.18573416
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18573416

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18573418
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18573418

Guys I'm almost bankrupt because of etsy. That fucker skyrockets as soon as I shorted it.

Here is the real kicker. I like etsy. I bought it and held for a year as it slowly went down. It had a great balance sheet and great financials. Now more than half the stores are closed and it moons. I'm pissed.

>> No.18573419

I started investing and trading when the market bottomed out a moth or so ago. I have no idea what I'm doing, the market has no idea what it's doing, and I'm making money.

>> No.18573420

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS CRASH AS SOON AS I BUY

>> No.18573422
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SUB 4
>SUB 4
SUB 4
>SUB 4
SUB 4
>SUB 4
SUB 4
>SUB 4
SUB 4
>SUB 4
SUB 4
>SUB 4
SUB 4
>SUB 4
SUB 4
>SUB 4
SUB 4
>SUB 4
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>SUB 4
SUB 4
>SUB 4
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>SUB 4
SUB 4
>SUB 4
SUB 4
>SUB 4

HOLY FUCK

>> No.18573423

DO we buy USO now? What do we do?

HELP ME!

>> No.18573430
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18573430

My friend wants to know when he should sell the SQQQ he bought at $17

>> No.18573431

I'm going to fucking panic dude.

>> No.18573432

CAN I BUY OIL "STOCKS"???? CAN I GET RICH OFF OF THIS??? I DON'T WANT TO MISS OUT THIS MOMENT FOR LIFE

>> No.18573434
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BUY

>> No.18573436

If I hadn't pulled out my oil short a week ago I would have literally over a million $ right now. God fucking damn I hate myself

>> No.18573437

Just want to remind you all that it is literally more cost efficient to keep refineries and wells running and pumping than it is to stop producing oil to deal with oversupply. They will not be turning off the taps and are going to continue pumping that shit out of the ground even if the price is $1.

>> No.18573438

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCKING OIL MOTHERFUCKERS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18573439

>>18573377
I have SNDE. How likely is KOS to survive this

>> No.18573443

Lauren Thomas is cute boutta slide into her linkedin DMs

>> No.18573445
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bros.. shes talking about JCP

>> No.18573448

>>18573423
BUY RAYTHEON WAR WITH SAUDIS SOON

>> No.18573450
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TRUMPBUX WHERE ARE YOU. I NEED MORE SHARES TO DOUBLE DOWN ON WAR AND DEATH.

Bottom for oil is in, things are so fucking bad we HAVE to see action to save it. I pray my oil stocks don't sink, but fuck it, I am fucking shoving all I got into this bullshit now.

>> No.18573455
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Russian President Vladimir Putin says US dominance is ending after mistakes 'typical of an empire' ... "Thank God, this situation of a unipolar world, of a monopoly, is coming to an end," Putin

>> No.18573456

>>18573420
>he bought in a global oil crisis caused by Saudis and Russians explicitly hoping to crash the US oil market

>> No.18573461
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18573461

K T O S
T
O
S

>> No.18573460

How to profit on oil for retard?

>> No.18573464

WHY ARE OIL STOCKS COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO WTI PRICE

>> No.18573467

OIL IS HITTING 0 TODAY WE NEED WAR NOW

>> No.18573470

>>18573321
jesus christ selling xom calls this far itm that don't expire for a month, and then not buying anything to limit your gains/losses...

You are going to have a negative account value

>> No.18573473
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Imagine caring about CFD's. You retards will never make it

>> No.18573476
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Every time the US navy launches a tomahawk, RTX goes up by $5
true fact

>> No.18573477

>>18573397
The stocks aren't swinging because the market is artificial. Look at WTI for the truth. Eventually the contradictions need to be resolved.

>> No.18573478

>>18573432
oil stock are down like 1-2%

>> No.18573479

>>18573405
>>forex is a fucking meme wtf lmao
It always amuses me each time people learn this. It's Brownian motion around government intervention.

>> No.18573485

>>18573445
Don’t listen to women, retard

>> No.18573499
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18573499

I was supposed to go the park and jog and do sprints, but this happened.

>tfw Bobo that went 100% on SPXS at $12.08
>TFW ACTUALLY GOING TO CATCH THE LEG DOWN

>> No.18573507

>>18573464
They shouldn't but Jerome has inflated this shit so much they can't go down.

>> No.18573509

A-are we finally back bobros?

>> No.18573511
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>oil has collaped -80%
>stocks literally not moving
lmao
imagine believing this market isn't 100% rigged by the fed

>> No.18573523

Bears SEETHING they missed the bottom

>> No.18573524

But what triggered this historical oil drop today Why not friday, or next monday or "slowly" over the week?

>> No.18573525

WHY THE FUCK IS SPY TANKING

>> No.18573529

>2.99
2.99
>2.99
2.99
>2.99
2.99
>2.99
2.99
>2.99
2.99
>2.99
2.99

>> No.18573528

If oil goes under $1, aren't we all fucked? It's not staying on the stock market long enough to see a recovery, it will be delisted, no?

>> No.18573530

the price of oil is receding faster than my hairline

does this mean I win?

>> No.18573535
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18573535

>$2.3

$2.3

$2.3

$2.3

$2.3

>$2.3

IS THIS FUCKING REAL LIFE???

>> No.18573536
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I


AM


FINANCIALLY
MENTALLY
ORALLY
PHYSICALLY
BRAPPPPP
RUINED

>> No.18573537

>oil goes down
>oil ETFs go up
SOMEONE STOP THE CLOWNS

>> No.18573538

I think oilfrens are gone

>> No.18573539

>>18573523
bullkeks to be placed on suicide watch

>> No.18573540
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>BELOW 2 INC
BELOW 2 INC
>BELOW 2 INC
BELOW 2 INC
>BELOW 2 INC
BELOW 2 INC
>BELOW 2 INC
BELOW 2 INC
>BELOW 2 INC
BELOW 2 INC
>BELOW 2 INC
BELOW 2 INC
>BELOW 2 INC
BELOW 2 INC
>BELOW 2 INC
BELOW 2 INC
>BELOW 2 INC
BELOW 2 INC

>> No.18573542
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>Oil down 80%
>SPY barely dips 1%
What a free and not manipulated market.

>> No.18573546
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>>18573346
Crisis of the third century INCOMING
Better get your wealth in order before people start getting bound to their lands and professions again.

>> No.18573547

USA is oil free

buy TSLA

>> No.18573549
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18573549

>Barrel of Oil for less than a coffee

>> No.18573551

CLOSE THE FUCKING FUTURES MARKETS

>> No.18573554

Should I buy USO at the bottom?

>> No.18573557

I'm on my 4th whiskey

>> No.18573559

God I hope trump goes to war, it'll make me money in oil and if my unit gets deployed I'll be making practically double my base pay all tax free.

>> No.18573558
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.18573564
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18573564

Venezuela Just Stopped Accepting US Dollars for Oil As

>> No.18573568
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AHHHHHHHHH HOLY FUUUUUUUU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHEN WILL IT STOP

>> No.18573571

Free oil soon

>> No.18573573

>>18573530
no because oil prices can be fixed, your hairline is fucked forever

>> No.18573574

So basically this means people were vastly overestimating demand for oil in May, correct?

Sounds like we may not be priced in after all

>> No.18573580

Anyone have that webm of the woman trying to store oil in plastic bags?

>> No.18573581

>>18573509
yeah... +15% on my uso calls.... kinda feel like dumping this oil on some schmuck, but i'ma hold it a little longer. I want to enjoy it when i dump this light sweet texas tea on some asshole.

>> No.18573582
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>Oil is decimated
>GUSH mooning

>> No.18573585
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>>18573542
>energy costs less
>wtf why is good????

>> No.18573586

>McDonald's Coffee is more than a barrel of oil
COFFEE FUTURES WHEN?
NOT RAW COFFEE. MCD COFFEE

>> No.18573588

>>18573434
DPZ
Earnings Thursday morning.

>> No.18573590

>Car advertisment on CNBC
K E K

>> No.18573593

>>18573564
>accepting
Venezuela is going to have to give US dollars away to ditch their oil

>> No.18573594

Anyone buy CARR?

>> No.18573597
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18573597

>no, I said trumpet

>> No.18573598
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18573598

OIL BOBOS REPORT

>> No.18573601

We are going negative folks.

>> No.18573605

imagine the russian economy...

>> No.18573613

Should i turn my savings over to cash? I think i'm going to just to be safe right now

>> No.18573617

>>18573439
Sneed?

>> No.18573624

>>18573511
Why should stocks care about CFD's? Please tell me. If you want the actual price of oil that people cares about then look at CL2! or QM2! for mini

>> No.18573630

>>18573382
DJI definitely tanking with the rest of the indices. Crypto has had semi positive correlation with the equity market so maybe, maybe.

>> No.18573631

>>18573307
Happy birthday. We miss you

>> No.18573633
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>>18573581
>when i dump this light sweet texas tea on some asshole
Weird fetish, but okay.

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18573635

Just buy more AMZN you millennial retards.

>> No.18573636

>>18573524
Some anon in smg must have bought and the bogs took notice.

>> No.18573637

>>18573582
lmao

>> No.18573649
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18573649

BUY. OIL.

>> No.18573652
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>

>> No.18573655

>The virus is expected to spread across Africa, where many healthcare systems are less developed

Don't worry, Wakanda will save them!

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>so you see, babe, I think the stock market will go down. So I post funny cartoons of bears reacting. If I post enough bears, the economy will actually go down.

>> No.18573657

>>18573636
it was me

>> No.18573661
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>>18573605
theyre tanking the oil market to Get rid of the petrodollar

>> No.18573664

>>18573630
but nothings happening at DJ, its just around .1-1,3%.

>> No.18573665
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There is going to be so many wars...............

OIL IS 2 DOLLARS A
B
A
R
R
E
L

>> No.18573666

>>18573649
how how how how

>> No.18573668

>>18573605
It's not just the Russian economy. You think the Saudis can survive in these prices. Nobody exporting oil can do anything at these prices.

>> No.18573673

>>18573649
No.

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2$ OIL
should i link what trump said a week ago HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.18573683

>>18573410
>It's dropping because if you buy the contract right now you must either sell it, take physical delivery of the oil, or expire worthless

This has to do with a lot of oil futures expiring on April 20th right and speculative investors need to sell that shit because they cannot take delivery. And thus probably tomorrow we'll see a bounce back.

>> No.18573685

Where can I actually buy a barrel of oil?

>> No.18573686
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>> No.18573690
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>>18573665
Wars are bullish you retarded bobo.

>> No.18573691

>>18573624
Company sells product for 40$ now only 2$, why is bad

>> No.18573692
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18573692

>>18573658

>> No.18573694

>>18573574
Priced in is a fucking meme. The market IS irrational because its ran by people, who are irrational. They get caught off guard all the time.

>> No.18573698
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18573698

Do we buy oil now ? How do I profit form this???

Seriously someone please help

>> No.18573697

>>18573524
something about future contracts expiration this week

>> No.18573700

>>18573665
>wars
countries will just unironically invest in thorium and renewables
oil is dead

>> No.18573701

>>18573624
do tell me, are you implying there will magically be space made available for the glut of oil still incoming and or a rise in demand in the next months? That's what caused this crash and there's no reason to think it won't happen, so the markets not moving AT ALL say an awful lot.
>>18573661
oil sub 10 dollars is apocalypse tier for every petro-nation, not even the Saudi's could survive long at those prices.

>> No.18573702

>>18573677
do it

>> No.18573703

BELOW $2 PEOPLE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHA

>> No.18573709
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18573709

>Sub $2
DEATH HAS ARRIVED

>> No.18573712

>>18573665
BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB

>> No.18573715

who the fuck even uses oil lmao

>> No.18573716

>>18573698
buy now, bailouts and oil tariffs incoming this week

>> No.18573717

>>18573302
Yeah and you’re poor now

>> No.18573719

UNDER A DOLLAR

>> No.18573720

BELOW 1

>> No.18573721
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18573721

>>18573677
where the hell is that god damn faggot? That faggot needs to do something RIGHT THIS SECOND

>> No.18573723

AWDIFUZXCVJKAWFEVSFI

>> No.18573724

>>18573668
The June contract is at $22

>> No.18573726

GOING TO ZERO

>> No.18573730
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18573730

1$ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18573731

I really want to buy oil now just for giggles

>> No.18573733
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18573733

ummmmmmmmm

>> No.18573734

I have $.02 left to invest. Where should I put my 2 cents?

>> No.18573737
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18573737

>tfw autists who said oil would go negative were right

>> No.18573739

Lads

Got 25k transferred

Any good buys at the moment?
Short the whole market?

>> No.18573742
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18573742

What is this pattern called?

>> No.18573746
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18573746

>>18573448
I AM OUT OF MONEY, I CAN'T BUY ANY MORE AFTER I THREW IT ALL INTO OIL. Stuck with my measly shares at a fifth of my portfolio. Least it is doing very well.

>>18573649
ALL IN. I AM READY FOR THE BAILOUT.
Upset I didn't buy in March. But this is the biggest buy signal you can give, how much lower can you go than negative?

>>18573665
So fucking true.

>> No.18573745
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18573745

OOOOOOOOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.18573747

its over.

i am financially ruined.

>> No.18573748
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18573748

>GME short interest ~= 99%
>GME IB shorting fee =112% pa

>> No.18573751
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18573751

is that a deer lol

>> No.18573753

HOW FROM 60 TO NEGATIVE?
This is fucking retarded

>> No.18573754

ITS GOING NEGATIVE ITS GOING NEGATIVE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18573755

>>18573700
thorium is a meme dude
MSR's will run off uranium and use at MOST 5% thorium, and that's still decades away.

>> No.18573757

>>18573734
you will be able to buy a barrel of crude oil with it soon apparently

>> No.18573759

>>18573734
Wait 30 minutes for a barrel of oil

>> No.18573761

>>18573733
SOMEONE GOD DAMN ANSWER ME!

SHOULD I BUY USO NOW IF I FEEL THAT OIL PRICES WILL RECOVER!??!

>> No.18573765

>>18573677
What did he say? The entire context and conversation please. Cherry picked quotes are kike worthy

>> No.18573768

WHERE CAN I BUY BARRELS OF OIL I WANT TO STORE OIL IN MY GARAGE

>> No.18573769
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18573769

>-90%

>> No.18573773
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18573773

BOBOS! LEND ME YOUR POWER.

REPLY TO ME WITH A BOBO

>> No.18573772

>>18573734
Buy a gallon of oil with it

>> No.18573774

uhhhh..........

>> No.18573775

>>18573464
bc this is what you can physically buy for right now. futures are diff and more like 20/barrel

>> No.18573777

>>18573761
why would you try to catch a falling knife?

>> No.18573778

>Get sick of waiting for SPCE to go down.
>Buy a bunch.
>Starts crabbing.
>Crashes hard.

Im stuck bagholding arent I

>> No.18573781
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18573781

Lmfao, oil is a shitcoin

>> No.18573787

How negative will we go, -$5?

>> No.18573788

>>18573751
Is that shitty fanfiction lol

>> No.18573792

>>18573717
lol no, all my oil stocks are still higher than when I bought them by a huge margin and I have stop losses set in place.
stupid dumb zoomer scum

>> No.18573795

>>18573742
this is the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

pattern

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18573797

>>18573773

>> No.18573801
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18573801

>under a dollar
it's actually gonna go to zero. My fucking god. It's actually gonna crash with no survivors

>> No.18573803

Is that MRNA anon still here?

>> No.18573806
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18573806

Going to the dollar store to get my barrel of oil, lol

>> No.18573805

>>18573734
Give them to me. Just my two cents

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>>18573701
so was the coronavirus being unleashed

>> No.18573816
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>>18573478
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE

>> No.18573817

UUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>> No.18573820

>>18573716
Buy what? USO hasn't moved in response to this and I don't expect it to pump on bailouts. WHAT DO WE BUY?

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18573822

>$0.99
$0.99
>$0.99
$0.99
>$0.99
$0.99
>$0.99

>> No.18573824

>OILRF UP 40%

THESE KIKES CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>> No.18573823
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18573823

>WTI approaching 0
I have no meme reaction for this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18573825

June contracts are now purely the cost of carry

>> No.18573829
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18573829

What is the bottom?

-$3, -$10?

>> No.18573832

THE CONTRACT ROLLS OVER TOMORROW YOU STUPID FUCKS. ITS NORMAL

>> No.18573836

The barrel is literally worth more than the oil it fills

>> No.18573843

crude oil has a firm $1 support lads buy buy buy buy

>> No.18573846

>>18573605
Brent isn't tanking

>> No.18573848
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18573848

>>18573773

>> No.18573850

>>18573430
Lol today ... Literally everyone and thier grandma is going to short today ...

But WE WILL NEVER RETEST THE LOWS.

Do the opposite of what the Jews say

>> No.18573852

>>18573823
KEK

>> No.18573853

>>18573832
Yup, WTI drops under 0 every month!

>> No.18573854
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18573854

I am in complete disbelief. I have literally lost the ability to even process what is going on. This is insane

>> No.18573859

>LINK is 2x more valuable than oil
What a world we live in.

>> No.18573862

>>18573683
Imagine if there's some crazy futures investor who actually takes delivery.
Maybe he's got several dozen acres of land just covered in above ground swimming pools.

>> No.18573864

>>18573832
shhhhh don't tell them
watching them spaz out is way funnier

>> No.18573866

>>18573832
its normal, that's why its never been this low ever, big brain take anon

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>>18573832
>ITS NORMAL
>has never happened before in fucking history

>> No.18573870

>>18573832

>oil priced in cents rather than dollar is normal

>> No.18573873

>>18573832
-95% is fucking normal to you?

>> No.18573874

OIL CHADS WW@

JUST RENTED OUT A SUPERTANKER TO STORE MY GAINS. I WANT TO THANK THE CHICAGO MERCANTILE EXCHANGE FOR PAYING ME 5(FIVE)DOLLARS PER BARREL.

SEE YOU FUCKERS IN 3 YEARS

GOD BLESS CONTANGO

>> No.18573877

JCP holders on suicide watch, could've bought 100 barrels of crude instead of 100 shares of penny stocks.

>> No.18573878

>>18573859
Data is the new Oil

>> No.18573880

>>18573742
suicide by cliff pattern

>> No.18573882
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18573882

What happens when it reaches 0?

>> No.18573887

Oil looking like my portfolio

>> No.18573889

>>18573276
>$4
$4
>$4
$4
>$4
$4
>$4
$4
>$4
$4
>$4
$4
>$4
$4
>$4
$4
>$4
$4
>$4
$4
>$4
$4
>$4
$4
>$4
$4
>$4
$4
>$4
$4
>$4
$4

>> No.18573892
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18573892

>>18573823

>> No.18573893
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18573893

>oil
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR

>> No.18573900

>>18573377
Checked
What should one buy besides KOS?

>> No.18573904

>>18573864
Would you kindly extrapolate please anon?

>> No.18573907

damn

>> No.18573909

>>18573889
Try $1 now

>> No.18573910

$1

literally what bizarro world are we living in

>> No.18573911

what the actual fuck I had short positions on crude oil but sold them at -50%, how is this shit -80%?

>> No.18573922

>>18573882
oil stops existing

>> No.18573923

>>18573832
No, this reflects the massive glut of physical oil. People don't wanna even pay 2 dollars for this shit.

>> No.18573926

>>18573882
WWIII

>> No.18573924
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18573924

Where will the close be?

>> No.18573927
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>>18573893
TOP KEK just watched robocop last night

>> No.18573934
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18573934

>If oil dump to 10 expect WW3
So what happens now that it dump to 2?

>> No.18573935

Sell RTX now for possible crash?

>> No.18573940

>>18573829
happy birthday

>> No.18573941

MOMMY MOMMY AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH

>> No.18573942

>>18573418
Holy shit I remember you. I figured you killed yourself.

>> No.18573945

>>18573911
Because anyone holding tomorrow has to actually store the physical oil

>> No.18573947

>>18573893
fucking based robocop poster

>> No.18573951

SOMEONE FOR FUCKS SAKE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO BUY TO INVEST IN OIL

>> No.18573952

WE RALLYING BROS $100 EOD

>> No.18573954
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>> No.18573955
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18573955

>>18573434
Cunny

>> No.18573956

>>18573934
It's only US oil that's sitting at 1, brent is 26

>> No.18573958
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18573958

>>18573934

>> No.18573960

>>18573951
ROPE

>> No.18573961
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18573961

>>18573934
We're going to skip straight over World War 3 and just go to World War 4

>> No.18573963

>>18573934

Asteroid

>> No.18573966

bullish af

>> No.18573969

>>18573935
what crash retard? We /war/ now

>> No.18573970

>>18573904
No.
Do your own research. This collapse was literally price in a month ago. You could have rode oil up with that oil deal, sold and bought back in last week like I did.

>> No.18573971

>>18573664
I told it has happened with a small latency before. If it happens now, I assume there is again a latency. Looks like 12-48 hours of small bleed before dropdown.

>> No.18573974
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18573974

>>18573882

>> No.18573976
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18573976

>He didn’t buy the dip
Guess you’ll just have to wait another 50 years for an opportunity like this.

>> No.18573977

>>18573951
XOM KOS

>> No.18573979

Hehe why is oil going down anyway?

>> No.18573978

>>18573934
just retarded doomposters

the free market will just move to exploit the next cheapest option for energy

>> No.18573985

Oil at $1? Perfect time to start a war.

>> No.18573992
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18573992

>>18573893

>> No.18573995

>>18573832
ASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18573996
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18573996

+ 2.50
going to the moooooooooooooooon

>> No.18573997

>>18573976
oh noo no no bros

>> No.18573998

So how I do I buy oil

>> No.18574003

>>18573768
SOMEONE ANSWER THIS PLEASE. HOW DO WE CAPITALIZE ON THIS WHAT SHOULD I LONG? I CAN'T BUY PHYSICAL OIL.

>> No.18574004

>>18573979
Storage is nearly full.

>> No.18574006

>>18573977
BASED KOS

>> No.18574007

>>18573976
what stock is this god damn it you fucking niggers

>> No.18574010

IS IT GOING TO CAUSE WARS??

>> No.18574013

>>18573979
Its the may 2020 futures. There was unlimited production, and no consumption everyone has stopped commuting.

>> No.18574014

>>18573979
No one wants to hold onto actual oil because they would have to pay to store it for months

>> No.18574017

Quick, if I buy in to UCO with 1000 dollars right now will I make at least 2x returns by EOY?

>> No.18574020

>>18573748
Whats that mean?

>> No.18574021

>>18574010
In Venezuela, yea

Anywhere else is just fucking retarded

>> No.18574027

>>18573873
That's the average portfolio profits he has

>> No.18574029

>>18574003
I am trying to get an answer too but these retarded shitskins wont stop memeing. I can't buy WTI directly.

>> No.18574033

>>18573934
>So what happens now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHDsEiA1IMs
THE BURDENS OF CIVIL AND MILITARY MAINTENANCE

>> No.18574034
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18574034

How much of this oil thing is caused by the rollover in monthly futures contracts???

>>18573701
Lmao yeah saudis are real worries about this crisis they’re deliberately accelerating.

>> No.18574041
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18574041

>OIL SUSPENDED

>> No.18574042
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18574042

>>18573956
trump should get out on tv and tell his retarded boomers that drinking oil make you immune to corona-chan. We'll see oil rally hard then

>> No.18574048

GUYS... OIW IS $4 PEW BAWWEL!!

WHAT YOU MEAN EVERYWON IS TWADING THE JUNE CONTWACT AND I AM WOOKING AT MAY CONTWACT???

>> No.18574053

January calls for $5 on USO are $0.68 right now.


That seems like a pretty great deal, oil market will bounce back by then right?

>> No.18574057

HOLY SHIT NEW HAMPSHIRE GOVERNOR JUST SUICIDED ON LIVE TELEVISION

>> No.18574058
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>> No.18574060

>>18573742
This is the future pattern, as the stock markets always follow the oil market by two weeks at most.

>> No.18574062
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18574062

>>18574020
That some people are incredibly stupid.

>> No.18574064

Whoever thought free energy would be oil

>> No.18574066

Does anyone still doubt this is a deliberate strategy by the Saudi's to fuck the US?

>> No.18574069

>>18574003
>>18574029
fuck you mean buy wti directly. take a small portion of your savings and buy shale oil puts. shale oil is toast.

>> No.18574068

>>18574034
There have been many rollovers before. This is because of both oversupply AND nearly full storage.
Buying a barrel of oil now means you'd have to pay more money for additional storage that you would never need otherwise.

>> No.18574070

>>18574066
Only braindead NeoCons

>> No.18574076

>>18574058
I like how people draw trend lines like they mean anything

>> No.18574084

>>18574057
What?

>> No.18574085

this is easier than clipping coins before putting them back into circulation.

>> No.18574089
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18574089

>> No.18574093
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18574093

HEREEEEEEEEEE IT COOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMESSSSSSSSSS

>> No.18574097
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18574097

MY SIDES. I AM DYING. OIL KEEPS GETTING WORSE, OIL STOCKS GO UP AND GIVE ME GAINS HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WISH I KNEW IT WAS THIS EASY BEFORE.

6k of my 7k into oil. What do I spend my last 30 dollars on? KOS, FRO, or MRO? Or one more share of OKE?

>>18574017
You will make 3-4x

>> No.18574098

>>18573816
It's because Oil itself isn't actually down, may futures contracts are down. A lot of the oil ETFs and whatnot have already switched over to tracking later contracts

>> No.18574099

>>18574058
OHNONONONONONONO

>> No.18574101

>>18574069
>puts
fuck your gambling shit.

>> No.18574105

>>18574058
What kind of autism is this

>> No.18574107

Reddit has ruined this General and board

>> No.18574110

>>18574076
it's schizophrenia tbqh

>> No.18574111
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18574111

I have 5k to put into something oil related. What do I buy?

>> No.18574114
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18574114

>>18574058
My new favorite /biz/ picture.

>> No.18574116

>WAR
WAR
>WAR
WAR
>WAR
WAR
>WAR
WAR
>WAR
WAR
>WAR
WAR

>> No.18574117

>>18574084
Just a joke. He was on CNBC and when asked about the economy he lost connection with the studio

>> No.18574120

>>18573942
Just a year of wage slaving to save that money. All gone.

>> No.18574127

>>18573970
So, if I'm reading this right, they will just rebuy the contracts after the expiration date, correct?

>> No.18574128

>>18574057
tell me more, don't see the news.

>> No.18574132

>>18573832
yeah, people here are really, really stupid

>> No.18574133

>>18574105
This:
>>18574110

>> No.18574134
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18574134

>>18574058
>safest buy

>> No.18574137
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18574137

If they wanna pay me to take delivery, sure. The damn barrel is worth at least 0.99c, and I can just pour the oil out into the storm drain.

>> No.18574149

Bitcoin dumping, expect the markets to follow.

>> No.18574150

>>18573956
Why should the Brent stay at 26 Powellbux when all of Europe could buy US oil for the price of a Mc Coffee? Even considering transportation costs, it would be beneficial to buy US oil.

>> No.18574154

>>18574057
What lol

>> No.18574161

>>18574058
Delusion: the post.

>> No.18574164

>>18574064
Underrated post

>> No.18574166

>>18574114
Safed

>> No.18574171

>>18574120
come over here to Vanguard and we'll set you up with some index funds

it'll be ok brah

>> No.18574172

>>18574149
This is interesting and noticed it last month

Bitcoin dumps when stocks do. Basically large investors are experimenting with bitcoin but when the market dumps they don't have time or the interest in risk to continue and pull out.

>> No.18574174

>>18574137
Dumping oil requires expensive cleaning fee

>> No.18574181

>>18573418
No matter how much research you do, this is a very hard market to predict. Don't beat yourself up anon.

I'm also bagholding PTON puts though so my decision making abilities are questionable lol.

>> No.18574183
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18574183

RTX CHADS REPORT IN

BOMBS WILL DROP

>> No.18574187

>>18574058
>people here still fall for meme lines analysis

>> No.18574190

>>18573976
>buying the dead cat bounce
ISHYGDDT

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>RTX CHADS REPORT IN

>> No.18574196

Just dumped my crude calls on some schmuck. I made a nice chunk of change from that trade.

>> No.18574200

I'm on my 6th whiskey

>> No.18574205
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18574205

Why is a 3x leverage ETF (SQQQ) not moving at all for over a week?

>> No.18574207

>oil down to a dollar
>literally can't make money because oil stocks aren't effected at all
What the actual fuck??

>> No.18574221

>>18574127
look further out than one month ahead for oil contracts

>>18574207
they were affected
2 months ago

>> No.18574227

>>18574207
priced in

>> No.18574241

Ok retards. Buy the May contract . Take delivery of the oil then sell it for Jul and June futures prices at $20.

>> No.18574240

>>18574207
The only real commodity use stocks need to concern themselves with is US dollars, and Jerome is providing plenty of access to that by buying bonds

>> No.18574243

>>18574192
look who missed the RTX dip lmao

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Is now a good time to buy KTOS?

>> No.18574246

>>18574205
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>> No.18574249

>>18574205
why do black chicks have the biggest tits. Even the ones that aren't fat just have big full tits.

>> No.18574256

>>18574207
May 2020 futures likely we’ll return to 30$ a barrel within the year when the economy ramps up again

>> No.18574257

>>18574057
>NEW HAMPSHIRE GOVERNOR
https://www.mynbc5.com/article/live-gov-sununu-joins-state-officials-for-coronavirus-briefing/32189945

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>>18573976
>buy
are you planning on taking delivery or letting them expire worthless tomorrow?cause I dunno what the fuck else you plan on doing with those contracts

>> No.18574260

NOOOOOO GUYYYS DOOONT WORRY CONTRACT ROLL OVER TOMORROW THIS HAPPENS ALWAYS GUYS I PROMISE

>> No.18574261

>>18574068
True true I just mean is technical factors accelerating or obfuscating what’s happening.

>> No.18574262

WTI -90 %

>> No.18574264

>>18574207
Welcome to the free market. :)

>> No.18574266

>>18573405
funny, i've got a 27th win streak atm trading EUR/USD only. i'd do a proper research with a nice setup (strategy) if i where you. FX is a tough market to trade kiddo

>>18573479
not so sure about that but i get what you're saying

>> No.18574271

>>18574205
look at the nasdaq 100 and you'll find your answer

>> No.18574273

Just got a really expensive amazon put contract. this is going to be great.

>> No.18574275

>>18574207
USO is actually above 4 too lol this is beyond clown world to circus midget world

>> No.18574283

UNDER 1 DOLLAR

>> No.18574285

Why is the oil dropping though?

>> No.18574289

>.96

>> No.18574295

NINETY TWO CENTS

>> No.18574296

>>18574285
gravity just got updated

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>> No.18574302

new thread fuckeers

>> No.18574306

UNDER $1
>UNDER $1
UNDER $1
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UNDER $1
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UNDER $1
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UNDER $1
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>> No.18574312

>>18574285
because you touch yourself at night

>> No.18574311

$0.91
>$0.91
$0.91
>$0.91
$0.91
>$0.91
$0.91
>$0.91

>> No.18574315

HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE MONEY ON 80 CENT OIL?!
WHAT THE FUCK OIL STOCKS
GO THE FUCK DOWN!

>> No.18574317

>>18574221
Yeah, it seems to be over 20 by June. Thanks anon.

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18574322

Has bloomberg been infiltrated by the CCP?

>> No.18574323

>>18574273
Why are you shorting amazon? Seems like something only big retards would do

>> No.18574335

>>18574205
I'm an idiot but it seems like the big boys are accumulating shorts while the world burns to the ground around them. I'm holding.

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> .85

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18574348

>you’d beat start believing in cummies

>> No.18574344

>>18574322
I want to infiltrate her with my COCK COCK PENIS

>> No.18574346

>>18574323
he is a retard

>> No.18574349

Holy shit, this is unbelievable.

>> No.18574351

80 cent oil

>> No.18574355

But really, how far negative could it actually go?

>> No.18574366

>>18574266
I had good DD but i think my entry was not great at all will improve for the next trade.

>> No.18574378

>>18574322
American jornals deserve to be charged with sedition if true

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>>18574271
Yeah but what the fuck... how is the nasdaq 100 not moving an inch?

Everything else is going insane.

>> No.18574383

>>18574355
how much does it cost to dump a barrel of oil?

>> No.18574388

>>18574257
i cant log in

>> No.18574390

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT DO WE DO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18574391

>>18574355
negative

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>>18574322
Because they have Asian anchors?
Where the fuck have you been, Mike has long been a fan of azn pussy, which is also part of /biz/ culture.

>> No.18574417

.50 cents!!

>> No.18574423

What does it mean if the WTI goes to 0?

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>> No.18574431

.49 CENTS! !!! !!

>> No.18574433

>>18574355
-$30.00 or more if orange man doesnt start a war right fucking now
i don't care if brown people in the sand die
WE NEED A FUCKING WAR NOW

>> No.18574439

>>18574322
Yes, and that's a good thing.

>> No.18574453

>>18573276
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>>18573276
NEW THREAD

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>> No.18574455

20 CENTS

>> No.18574457

lol trump is being pretty fucking quiet right now

>> No.18574461

TWENTY CENTS

>> No.18574462

>>18574423
They pay you to take physical delivery

>> No.18574473

>>18574453
Oof

>> No.18574476

40 CENT OIL

>> No.18574474

>>18574418
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NEW THREAD

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>> No.18574478

Mods should sticky this thread and play Komm Susser Tod again like in March.

>> No.18574479
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19 cents a barrel

>> No.18574522

>>18574453
retard

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>> No.18574553

ZZERO

>> No.18574554

How are the Saudi’s feeling right now?

>> No.18574568

IT HIT 0

>> No.18574601

>>18574323
i'm shorting amazon because i have 400 iq and will dump this contract on some fool who's going to pay more for it than i did. retard.

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>> No.18574684

>>18573862
Wish i could do that.
>society collapses
Cool i got plenty of fuel for generators
>society goes back to normal
Sell them for a decent chunk of money

>> No.18574721

the oil pyramid scheme has finally been exposed

>> No.18574725

>>18573832
Found the hopium fueled bull who ignores reason and logic simply because the market ignores it short term

>> No.18574730

>>18574381
theres a lot of tech and pharma/goods and shit that is generally holding steady.

>> No.18574766

>>18573934
WW3 cancelled. If it dropped below $1. It was on fox news last night

>> No.18574771

>>18574554
They're not obliged to pay US oil. Brent is what they use, and it's still at 20something.

>> No.18574802

>>18573951
>buying oil now when stocks havent fully reacted to this

It may ignore logoc and reason short term but it can't forever

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>>18573574
>So basically this means people were vastly overestimating demand for oil in May, correct?
Kind of, Anons are very much overreacting.

All this means is that we have oversupply. That's literally it. Any moron watching oil for the past few months could see this was going to happen at some point, it has happened multiple times in the past. When you have sufficiently sustained oversupply, eventually it stops being economical to process and sell the product - in this case oil. Oil also has a bit of a unique facet - you can't just turn off the supply.

So how do you induce somebody to take the oil off of your hands when you no longer wish to do anything with it? You lower the price DRASTICALLY so traders can make a profit speculating on the rebound. The price has to dip low enough that it makes sense for the traders to foot the bill for transport ans storage. That's currently where we are.

This will continue for a while until demand rebounds and/or enough producers go out of business that demand and supply again reach a reasonable equilibrium again. The reason big cap oil companies aren't going down is because the well managed ones have the cash to survive the contango, and everybody knows it.

If you're looking for high-risk high-reward, look to smaller cap shale companies that may or may not survive. You pick the right horse and it'll do gangbusters, but that's too risky for my tastes. There's no way to know who is going to come out of this on top, other than the supermajors which are as near a sure thing as you can possibly get.

>> No.18574976

>>18574266
>proper research
You're a gambler the end

>> No.18575006

poorfag here do i invest in oil with my last 100 bucks?

>> No.18575009

>>18574207
The price of oil has literally nothing to do with oil stocks you fool

>> No.18575033

just made a fucking satanic purchase

3 shares of X for $6.66

>> No.18575233

>>18574976
gambler/addict/investor/banker/trader/junky

who cares right, just end green

>> No.18575255

>>18574207
Told ya 8 hours ago