/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18557581]

bat soup muddafucker edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management:
https://pastebin.com/wedwGjmQ

>Live Bloomberg Stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/breast-feeding

>Free Chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://pornhub.com/tag/hapa-breeding-programs

>misc
https://stocktwits.com/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
https://fintel.io/
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://google.com

>>18552202

[Anonymous No.18557591]

A fucking bat

[Credit Spread Officer No.18557745]

*ahem*
You are here.

[Anonymous No.18557918]

Hey, im currently in my second semester of economics studies and we recently started the topic of investment and stockmarket.
part of that is a stockmarket game in which we basicly invest in the stockmaret but with digital (valueless) currency in order to learn something about it in a practical manner and also a bit of competetive fun.
so my question for you guys is:
are there any tips and advices you guys can give a newcomer ?

[Anonymous No.18557933]

I like this thumbnail better. Lets bump this one boys

[Anonymous No.18557943]

Can’t wait for futureniggers to make it open with a gap down

[Anonymous No.18557968]

>>18557918
Buy the highest volatility stocks. That will maximize your chances of winning. There were two losing teams in my class and I told them if one shorts a stock before earnings and the other one goes all in one of them would take the lead in the game but they didn’t do it and let the winning team who were dickheads win. Thanks for reading my blog post.

[Anonymous No.18557975]

>>18557918
Go all in SOXL if you want to win

[Anonymous No.18558022]

>tfw Chinese hostile takeovers

[Anonymous No.18558042]

what's with the explosion in nameniggers

[Anonymous No.18558338]

>>18557968
ok i see why one should invest in those, i will look out for stocks like these and start off my bets with those
>>18557975
would you care to elaborate? i see that they took a big hit last month and recovering from it so there seems to be a good chance for profit. i would still like to hear a bit more of your thoguhts, im very new in the stockmarket so every bit of information and train of thought would be a huge deal for me.

thank you guys btw

[Anonymous No.18558378]

>>18558338
>would you care to elaborate?
I wrote this as part of a larger pasta a while back but it sums my thoughts up pretty well on the subject.
Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list is endless. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with powerhouses TSM, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, deftly mitigating margin risks.
In the last 7 years, barring the coronavirus interruption, SOXL has exploded over 55x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing and storage into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.

[Anonymous No.18558908]

>>18558378
ok bought some of them for $125 a piece, its still below the average price they used to have but i hope the will keep rising like they did earlier this year

[Anonymous No.18559244]

Bump

[Anonymous No.18559511]

>>18559244
holy crap is that sneed?

[Anonymous No.18559529]

>>18559244
this is the active thread right now
>>18559131
>>18559131
>>18559131

[Anonymous No.18559635]

>>18559529
Shut the fuck up you dumb nigger I want the thread with the ching chong man to overtake your thread

[Anonymous No.18560427]

>>18557581
GOOD FUCKING LORD

[Anonymous No.18560529]

>OIL

[Anonymous No.18560583]

um

[Anonymous No.18560587]

OIL

[Anonymous No.18560603]

OIL

[Anonymous No.18560646]

BUY BUY SELL SELL BUY BUY SELL SELL BUY SELL BUY SELL YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHh

[Anonymous No.18560656]

Holy fuck oil. McDonald's is going to be using it as frying oil. Did everything go bankrupt?

[Anonymous No.18560657]

SÖY CHADS WHERE YOU AT???

[Anonymous No.18560665]

>Oil is in the shitter
>But Exxon, BP, etc. will still keep mooning because clown FED markets
>meaning no way to profit from cheap oil
This isn't fucking fair. And don't mention USO or other scams. The only way to not get fucked long term by contango or backwardation fuckery is by owning oil company stocks, no memeETF

FUCK YOU, FED

[Anonymous No.18560667]

>>18560583
o-okay funny joke... time to stop now...

[Anonymous No.18560680]

I'M BUYING SLEEP COUNTRY TOMORROW AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

[Anonymous No.18560682]

>>18560665

God, USO was such a stupid idea... I guess it was a lot more complicated then hurr oil go up oil go down, I would be out already but bought a debit spread so was waiting for my other side to go to 0.01 but because people are cunts it probably won't

I just really liked USO because of its extreme liquidity and it looked cool. My optionscalculator said I could make 30K out of 400 bucks so I felt like risking it now it looks like oil will simply die.

Suck my fucking dick Saudis.

[Anonymous No.18560687]

When does the June contract start matching the May one? I'm guessing the real price of oil is somewhere between 14-20?

[Anonymous No.18560703]

>>18560665
I bought PE and WTI. They might do ok.
However my USO is going to dick me hard Monday.

[Anonymous No.18560704]

>>18560665
They also have exposure to brent, which isn't crashing nearly as hard. But I second the sentiment

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560706]

>>18560680
godspeed good lad.... just sleep on it, and I'll be here for you.

[Anonymous No.18560710]

My tech stocks are never gonna see another red candle again fuck y’all bearish niggas

[Anonymous No.18560711]

>>18560667
Your data is delayed there. It has temporarily bounced to about 15.7- no 15.90 now.

[Anonymous No.18560713]

>>18560667
>>18560587

lol
xd

[Anonymous No.18560716]

bears need to zoom out and then have sex

[Anonymous No.18560727]

>recovery from -20.5% to -13%
god damn.

[Anonymous No.18560729]

>oil
>tfw live in calgary

give me one reason not to kill myself

[Anonymous No.18560733]

ITT WE LAUGH AT OILFAGS

[Anonymous No.18560735]

SPY 295 EOD Tomorrow

speaking of bullish anyone watching the MJ documentary

[Anonymous No.18560737]

>Oil will recover!
GET FUCKED RETARDS!

[Anonymous No.18560744]

It's going to be another bull run, boys! Look at those futures rise.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560746]

>>18560667
ok... that's kinda fucking worth buying... that's so much on the table.

[Anonymous No.18560747]

>>18560716
Zoom out more

[Anonymous No.18560765]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIbXai0l174

Bullish??

[Anonymous No.18560766]

Lmao
So how fucking deflationary is oil at $15?

How much more stimulus bucks does that give us the leeway to print??

>>18557591
A
FUCKING
BAT

>>18560665
>he blames the fed for his short peepee

[Anonymous No.18560767]

>>18557581
Can you stop posting this fat balding weirdo for the OP pic? Its always some shill on weekends and nights who is obsessed with him. Plus /smg/ is a 2D anime general.

[Anonymous No.18560773]

Why is anyone even looking at futures aside from oil right now? We all know that tomorrow big news is going to pump the market minus oil.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560775]

ima buy this shit.... wow $14 per barrel... fuck the price of the barrel is worth more than the oil.... damn they can't even dump it because it's like water is worth more than oil these days.

[Anonymous No.18560780]

>>18560747
oh look, it's august 2019 again

[Anonymous No.18560782]

>>18560737
Unironically... I’ve been hearing oil to 15 for a while now, but never oil to ten

This may be the time to buy CVX

[Anonymous No.18560792]

Oil is saved boys, no more problems.
All good for tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18560797]

I’m looking to buy XOM, FRO, and MRO while oil is low as fuck. How do you guys think I should divvy that up percentage wise?

[Anonymous No.18560798]

>>18560780
Exactly, it's gonna go down. I hope, please?

[Anonymous No.18560799]

OIL. SVRGE. NEVER BET AGAINST THE BVLLCHADS, BEARCVCKS. FAT BEAR PVSSIES AWAIT. ONWARDS, BVYER BVLLCHADS.

[Anonymous No.18560800]

>>18560782
Some lower grade oils are now trading at negatives

[Anonymous No.18560803]

>>18560780
>past support becomes future support
Fuck yeah bullish. Now throw some moving averages up there.

[Anonymous No.18560804]

I've got some cash in my portfolio which I wanna unironically invest into oil, only thing is I have no idea what would be the best vehicle for it either some sort of ETF or better to just buy xom or shell directly?

[Anonymous No.18560814]

>>18560792
all is good for me to execute my oil puts on monday and use the money to buy up all the cheap shares

[Anonymous No.18560820]

>>18560782
Do not buy shit. Oil companies will never be the same.

[Anonymous No.18560825]

>>18560797
XOM has very nice dividends. FRO not so much.

[Anonymous No.18560830]

soon

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560836]

>>18560766
i'd never have sex with that girl... my girlfriend does bite me though sometimes... shit just thinking about that makes me horny... i just uhhh don't want to judge all asians for china's mistakes.... my gf is a fucking gook, and there's a difference between nips, gooks and chinks... the chinks are the ones to worry about. thanks again.

[Anonymous No.18560839]

OOOH SHID IT'S DUMPING BACK DOWN

[Anonymous No.18560840]

>>18560804
Oil ETFs are more direct investment than oil companies

[Anonymous No.18560842]

BVVVVLL!L!! BVVVLLLLL!!!! BVVVVVLL!L

[Anonymous No.18560848]

>>18560729
Don't you have a huge, unnecessary F-650 that you drive to your office job you can sell?

[Anonymous No.18560854]

>>18560836
wut

[Anonymous No.18560867]

>>18560820
the fuck are you talking about all oil stocks mooned on Friday, they will continue up tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18560870]

>>18560820
Yeah... but CVX is probably going to own all the oil in the country depending on if the SEC stops them.

>>18560836
Correct on all accounts mr. Bags. You’re in rare form tonight.

[Anonymous No.18560873]

>he sold?

[Anonymous No.18560877]

>>18560836
based schizo

[Anonymous No.18560882]

>>18560665
Brent hasn't moved you faggots. The world isn't just the US.

[Anonymous No.18560888]

>>18560820
Yes, we will use hemp oil to make all plastics, corn for all fuels, and every person will own tesla, and nuclear energy will be not be shilled against, making oil done for.

[Anonymous No.18560890]

Should I hold SPY calls overnight?

[Anonymous No.18560894]

oil V shaped recovery, we bvll now

[Anonymous No.18560895]

>>18560729
I’m looking for a high enough building myself.

[Anonymous No.18560899]

>>18560840
Ok just dont know anything about oil or oil ETFs which are good which are bad gonna need to do some research

[Anonymous No.18560908]

>>18560820
>Plastics will never be manufactured after today.
Just buy the big integrated supermajors.

[Anonymous No.18560914]

>>18560737
It's all over the place this evening. Just boinged back to 16.

[Anonymous No.18560916]

>>18560820
>Podunk oil producers in low profitability areas go under
>Oil majors increase marketshare

[Anonymous No.18560928]

>>18560895
they lock access to the roofs in downtown calgary

[Anonymous No.18560931]

>>18560867
>muh stocks only go up
Can you shill fuck off already? Everyone knows shit is fucked.

[Anonymous No.18560937]

>>18560895
PE might save off my other losses.

[Anonymous No.18560940]

>CHINA AGRICULTURE MINISTER: WE HAVE SECURED SUPPLIES OF WHEAT, THERE WILL BE NO FOOD CRISIS
bullish?

[Anonymous No.18560941]

>>18560820
>Everyone knows
>literally one bear shill

[Anonymous No.18560946]

>>18560908
You have to admit that gas and diesel are the main uses for crude. A shift to electric and renewables would destroy the oil market. Agree with the recommendation however, at least on a 10 year time scale

[Anonymous No.18560948]

>>18560895
I-is he okay?

[Anonymous No.18560951]

>>18560940
I'm surprised the minister admitted a food crisis was potentially on the horizon.

[Anonymous No.18560955]

Fucking glad I didn't hold those SPY calls over the weekend. I just sell them at the end of day pump.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560963]

>>18560928
alberta... seems really cucked to not be able to access your own roof.

[Anonymous No.18560971]

>>18560931
Might very well be fucked but as long as the markets know that the fed is willing to back it with unlimited liquidity markets will not retest the bottoms until that changes the current trend of the markets will not change

[Anonymous No.18560976]

>>18560888
>>18560908
>>18560916
>>18560941
Fuck you people are dumb and insecure.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18560981]

>>18560940
there is god.... he is called jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.18560991]

I'm going to kill myself tomorrow if I go deep red again

[Anonymous No.18561003]

Umm...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18561004]

>>18560976
no im just anxious and ambivalent.... im an AB+ blood type... i literally just live to make lives better.... maybe you should find a purpose and security in your time.

[Anonymous No.18561006]

>>18560940
RR1 (rough rice future) is now highest since 2014
>>18560951
There's a slogan in some part of rural China from a few weeks ago... "Supply of food later this year will be like masks now"

[Anonymous No.18561009]

>VIX up +2.44%

[Anonymous No.18561010]

>>18560991
post your portfolio right now so I can laugh at you, my sides already hurt from laughing at oilfags

[Anonymous No.18561011]

why is crude wti still at 24 on the investing.com link in the op

[Anonymous No.18561013]

>>18560946
>You have to admit that gas and diesel are the main uses for crude.
Gas and diesel is only like 30% of a barrel. Thats enough to change markets but still not a big deal. Jet fuel isnt going renewable for a very long time. Solar is useless for planes so far.

[Anonymous No.18561014]

>>18560685
>tfw still need to take this journey
>already 31 years old
not a good feel, little ones
don't let this happen to you

[Anonymous No.18561021]

>>18561004
Shut the fuck up schizo and take your meds. Why don't you help yourself for once?

[Anonymous No.18561024]

Oil is going to moon hard in the next years.

Due to this price shock, a lot of exploration investments have been cancelled which will eventually have negative consequences on the supply side.

Banks will be hesitant to give money to shale projects.

Plus, smaller companies are going bankrupt and the remaining big players will take over their useful assets and market share.

100$ oil waiting room rn

[Anonymous No.18561025]

>>18560737

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18561027]

>>18560991
before you do that... i want you to listen to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw

[Anonymous No.18561041]

>>18561024
Niceee. Can you answer my question pls?
>>18560797

[Anonymous No.18561045]

>https://www.strawpoll.me/19818706

It's time to vote. BAM or BX?

[Anonymous No.18561053]

>>18561003
Why do we buy WTI crude instead of Louisiana Light

[Anonymous No.18561071]

>>18561013
>In 2017, the United States consumed 7.3 billion barrels of crude oil. Of that, 47% went to motor gasoline, 20% went to heating oil and diesel fuel, and 8% to jet fuel
That's quite a bit. 70% of the value of crude being permanently erased? Won't happen for a while, but it's gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.18561080]

>>18561041
Do your own research

[Anonymous No.18561081]

>>18561009
the song that goes with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYA8DRG8cFs

[Anonymous No.18561095]

>>18561045
>https://www.strawpoll.me/19818706
Clearly BAM
>https://bam.brookfield.com/~/media/Files/B/BrookField-BAM-IR-V2/ir-day/2019/bam-ir-day-presentation-2019.pdf
If you need any further convincing.

[Anonymous No.18561102]

Funny how oil's biggest problem is that it that technology has made extraction so efficient, even in places where we used to not bother, we have an excess of it

[Anonymous No.18561103]

>>18561053
The real question is, who buys Brent when WTI is so cheap? Even accounting for the cost of transportation, I'm pretty sure even Europe could import WTI for cheaper than Brent

[Anonymous No.18561108]

>>18561041
Look at their break even prices and compare debt levels, along with revenue growth and margin growth.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18561111]

>>18561081
damn.... i understand nip? How did that happen?

[Anonymous No.18561112]

>wow! $15 dollar oil!
>That'll make oil companies stock drop even worst than March 20th!
>That means I can REALLY get in on the bottom
>XOM/MPC/MRO/DVN/HAL/etc: *stock price increases anyway :^) *

[Anonymous No.18561120]

>>18561111
YO YO STARTO DA YO

[Anonymous No.18561123]

>>18560803
holy fuck i havent checked timecube since 2009

[Anonymous No.18561126]

>>18561071
That is more than i thought it was. My bad on that. But electric cars still have oil components in them. Oil industry is going to shrink eventually but the supermajors with downstream production will be fine. But still renewables wont price out oil for heating for a while I agree.

[Anonymous No.18561128]

>>18561003
Holy shit is Louisiana Light the oil that saved ...umm oil?

[Anonymous No.18561139]

>>18561112
Those companies also rely on brent pricing. WTI is not the only oil. Also get used to it. This clown stuff is gonna be permanent.

[Anonymous No.18561148]

THIS IS THE BULLRUN OF THE DECADE BOY O'S. TOMORROW GET YOUR WATER BEAKERS OUT AND LIGHT A FAT ONE

[Anonymous No.18561162]

>>18561053
i believe its too light to fucking fuel anything

[Anonymous No.18561163]

>>18561095
>Notes/Assumptions:
>1. For the period July 1, 2018 – June 30, 2019.

[Anonymous No.18561177]

The stock market is on a fucking cliff with no bottom. The fed keeps pumping with the intention of allowing people to deleverage and prevent an apocalyptic plunge. However, banks and corporations are greedy fuckers and are instead using it purely for their gain instead of deleveraging and letting stocks float down lightly. These greedy fucks are going to drag us down into the abyss with them.

[Anonymous No.18561188]

>4.00 USO puts expired worthless on Friday
>If I had them a week later they would have printed

How do I stop doing this? I've lost like 4 grand in the last month on positions that paid off less than a week after expiry. And I'm not playing weeklies either - I'm buying 3-4 weeks out.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18561192]

wait can some one please explain how i understand nip.... wait... all those anime things and voices that i heard over and over set in.... no wonder i resonate with so many things in asian culture.... damn... i learned so many things.... and i only learned anything because my willingness to change as a person... I love to learn, and my ability accept things I will never be able change. I do what I can to maintain.

[Anonymous No.18561196]

>EVERY SINGLE OIL REFINERY ON EARTH HAS BEEN BLOWN THE FUCK UP
>EVERY SUBJECT MATTER EXPERT KILLED IN THEIR SLEEP
>EVERY OIL RIG MANUAL BURNED
>EVERY SINGLE DRILL HAS BEEN DESTROYED

>*oil stock prices dip a little in the morning but moon all afternoon*

[Anonymous No.18561202]

pls drop

[0xBitcoin No.18561210]

>>18558042
Kys fag

Also SQQQ to the moooooooon

[Anonymous No.18561211]

are the bulltards hired/russian shills trying to get us to pump? its really fishy. influence an election, influence the market

[Anonymous No.18561217]

>>18561126
Oh yeah, might actually get in oil if we see disastrous drops in CVX and XOM. But I'm looking at NEE and BAM for renewables, you wanna trade with the trend, not against it. Long term trend, but still a trend.

>>18561163
Yeah, but the fundamentals of the company are the same, here is the most recent stuff.
https://bam.brookfield.com/~/media/Files/B/Brookfield-BAM-IR-V2/documents/%20Update_for_Brookfield_Shareholders_3-23-2020.pdf

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18561218]

>>18561021
I'm not on any meds... I haven't been to a doctor in over a decade.

[Anonymous No.18561219]

Bvll. Svrge.

[Anonymous No.18561226]

>>18561081
this doesn't make me feel like watching this anime OR doing self reflection
>>18561177
is this a mirror?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18561230]

>>18561219
bull surge? but using v's as code for what? is that a muffled voice?? It's bear time nigger!

[Gary No.18561233]

>>18561218
What are you buying/holding. You’re the smartest one here anon.

[0xBitcoin No.18561239]

So what do yall think of this portfolio bros?

[Anonymous No.18561243]

https://www.investing.com/news/commodities-news/food-crisis-will-not-take-place-in-china-agriculture-minister-2144612

>THIS IS THE BEST COPE BEARS HAVE
Yeah, BVLLISH everything. BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

[Anonymous No.18561246]

>>18561218
You should always try to post anonymously. Especially when your identity has nothing to do with your post

[Anonymous No.18561248]

>>18561177
tfw not taking the head of the people don't this, assuming true

[Anonymous No.18561255]

i give up if somehow stock market is green tomorrow despite oil collapsing

[Anonymous No.18561258]

Hey bros are there any hospitals I can buy in anticipation of them reopening?

[0xBitcoin No.18561260]

>>18561210
Stop copying my name, namefag

[Anonymous No.18561261]

>>18561226
This one has a smoother groove to it. Top notch bass line and piano solo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1PCl5D-IpU

[Anonymous No.18561263]

negative interest rates negative oil prices holy fucking based

[Anonymous No.18561273]

we are going to stay around this level for awhile and the when the second wave of 'rona hit we will get back to ath.

[Anonymous No.18561280]

>>18561010
pls no bully

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18561285]

>>18561233
CASH IS KING AND IM FUCKING WAITING....

HOW MANY DAYS HAVE I BEEN WAITING...
4 5 DAYS????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idE1lsqG2Vc

GARY... I'M GOING TO WAIT WEEKS....

[Anonymous No.18561287]

>>18561211
kill yourself you disgusting kike

[Anonymous No.18561291]

>malls and retailers are dying
>trump uses them to store oil barrels saving both the retailers, landlords, reits and oil prices

[Anonymous No.18561296]

>>18557745
>war with China will hurt the stock market
kek
I’m 50% in rtx

[Anonymous No.18561305]

Lads, how does next week look? I don't want to lose money

[Anonymous No.18561311]

>>18561243
>Millions of Chinese dead from corona
>Millions more dead from starvation
>Millions more dead from war
Fuck China.

[Anonymous No.18561317]

>>18561291

[Anonymous No.18561321]

got a little bit of a headache... didn't touch alcohol all weekend. Hope it isn't that 'rona

[Anonymous No.18561326]

>oil is a dumpster fire than a few weeks ago
Classic art of the deal

[Anonymous No.18561328]

I'm probably a little older than most here, I got a masters degree in economics and I work for a bank and still get paid to study the market. The demand for the US dollar is so high that the bailouts will hardly be noticeable inflation-wise. We just wont be able to do it again for a long time so hopefully nothing else like this comes up again and we didnt waste our one opportunity.

The stock market crash that we had is the only crash we are having, we will obviously have the normal waxing and waning of the stock market and even more dramatic highs and lows than usual for a while. Long story short the coronavirus crash happened, we will creep up back to normal over the next 8 months

[Anonymous No.18561340]

>>18561328
>8 months
you mean 8 days? is this the new masters in accountancy pasta?

[Anonymous No.18561345]

>>18561230
V shaped recovery dipshit.

[Anonymous No.18561346]

Good app / service for trading crypto? Robin bad

[Anonymous No.18561347]

>>18561196
Technical analysis and metaphysics have permanently converged

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18561361]

>>18561233
BASED GARY POSTER.... JUST SING OH CANADA IN FRENCH AND THEN I WILL REPECT THE LEAF FLAG MORE.

[Anonymous No.18561366]

>>18561346
Cash app or coinbase

[Anonymous No.18561373]

>>18561328
>My dad works at Nintendo
This is so bullshit its not even funny.

[Anonymous No.18561377]

>>18561233
>>18561285
>>18561361

kill yourself samefag

[Anonymous No.18561379]

Sick of oil doom. How about that gamestop?

[0xBitcoin No.18561380]

>>18561328
Jesus if inflation isnt happening an epic dump is guaranteed. Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.18561381]

>>18561328
I have a PHD in economics and this man is a liar

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18561391]

>>18561345
TELL THAT TO THE OIL MARKET... ARE YOU ON DRUGS? IF SO I WANT SOME TOO AND LOOK AT THE LIFEBLOOD OF THIS ECONOMY... YOU'RE A FOOL TO THINK YOU'RE SEEING A V-SHAPE....RECOVERY.... FUCK I THINK THEY'VE EVEN CANCELLED ALL ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS PROGRAMS.

[Anonymous No.18561392]

>>18561328
>8 months of 5% gains daily

wtf i love trump now

[Anonymous No.18561395]

>tfw boring stocks

I just want to moon, I’m ready to either dump more money in RH or sell my airlines once I make a little profit and try to swing trade something else

Any advice ? I want to be at 1000 organically by September

[Anonymous No.18561402]

OKE HAL or MRO?

[Anonymous No.18561403]

>>18561328
>an economist says...
Looks like a 60% chance of another drop boys

[Anonymous No.18561406]

Because of this extreme contango right now USO will probably barely profit from the incoming rebound, right?

It will be 2008 all over again

[Anonymous No.18561408]

I'm stoned af right now.

[Anonymous No.18561410]

>>18561395
all in on call on spy
free money

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18561411]

>>18561377
no that wasn't me... gary just came here for a moment, and you want to do that... we do have id's and i don't do that talk to my self garbage... i give you guys my heart and soul... i interact... im genuine im fucking real.

[0xBitcoin No.18561413]

>>18561403
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.18561414]

>>18561196
I'm laughing so hard, top quality post lad.

[Anonymous No.18561421]

>>18561328
Clearly a LARPer.

Shock from China shutdown hit us. But there will be a shock from the western shutdown.

[Anonymous No.18561422]

>>18561328
If there's one field having a degree worthless in predicting the future, it's economics. All professional and respected economists have made multiple completely off predictions in their careers. It's just that there's enough economists throwing out random predictions that one will seem a little more right than the others until they don't.

[Anonymous No.18561423]

>>18561408
Tomorrow is 4/20 you dumb druggie

[Anonymous No.18561436]

>>18561280
I ask for your humble sacrifice to buy stonks with your trumpbux so that this depression can finally begin

[Anonymous No.18561446]

>>18561410

I don’t do options, use buy and sell stocks.

I don’t even know how to use options, been trading for 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.18561463]

>>18561328
>economics matter with Nu-Market post 2008
Literally the only thing that matters with the Nu-Market is current Fed fiscal and monetary policy.

[Anonymous No.18561468]

Is the market going to tank ?

[Anonymous No.18561473]

>>18561468
I strongly believe so.

[Anonymous No.18561474]

>>18561468
yenos

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18561477]

>>18561408
i've forgotten what it's like to be really high on marijuanna... but if being stoned is good.... well tomorrow is 4/20 and where i come from that's a big pot smokers holiday. I'll give you some bob marley i got to see his son ziggy open for carlos santana once... but bob marley was a good man peace vibes energy....

hopefully you appreciate this one, from bob marley...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHlSE9j5FGY

[Anonymous No.18561493]

>>18561468
the feds gave everyone on wallstreet infinite money, it literally cannot go down
that said i bought puts because im a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.18561498]

>>18561477
You should always try to post anonymously. Especially when your identity has nothing to do with your post

[Anonymous No.18561523]

>>18561468
No. Oil collapse is priced in. The Fed has opened unlimited infinite money for everyone. The bottom is gone.

[Anonymous No.18561529]

>>18561498
2bh if he posted without a trip it would still be obvious

[Anonymous No.18561531]

>>18561493
What for and what IV?

[Anonymous No.18561543]

Almost time for another week of FUCKING STOCKS YEAH

[Anonymous No.18561550]

>>18561523
Surely that can't be sustainably propped up long term, we must go down.

[Anonymous No.18561558]

>>18561529
he needs to be encouraged to not use this general as his blog, If he stops using a tripcode and stops off topic blog posting about his life then newfags wont follow his lead

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18561560]

>>18561529
i've never heard more truth in this thread... thanks.

[Anonymous No.18561559]

>>18561550
>we must go down.
this nigga thinks stocks go down

[Anonymous No.18561564]

>>18561531
gild because i figured the fucking top was in after people realized their drug is the same fake news as the rest of them

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18561567]

>>18561558
oh shit...damn you're right... i never saw it that way... i had to hear it from others. sorry i've made a mess of your general. I want to love and treat you right.

[Anonymous No.18561572]

>>18561550
>thinking we have to go down
We can just go sideways and stall. If not the stock market, where else do you put your money right now? Gold? Bond rates are garbage. Other currencies are going to be just as shit. Oil is shit. Might as well put it in stocks you think will recover, even though the companies are shit for the next 2 quarters at the very least.

[Anonymous No.18561575]

/^!!2wgod7RQeJh$/;stub:no

[Anonymous No.18561579]

>>18561402
HAL is going to be on sale tomorrow. They have an earnings call pre market. Might be a good opportunity to buy on the way down. Maybe even catch a knife.

[Anonymous No.18561595]

when did you realize there is such a thing as a free lunch and economists are faggots

[Anonymous No.18561600]

>>18561559
Only so often for shorter and shorter periods.

[Anonymous No.18561612]

>>18561575
i'm still here.... just look behind this commie bastard... everything will be alright.

[Anonymous No.18561617]

>>18561564
Ah. Yeah calling the top on a meme-move, many such cases.
I wouldn’t call it fake news, just hype with no substance. It could be an awesome drug, but it probably isn’t, and this trial told us very little except how desperate people are for good news and hope.

[Anonymous No.18561627]

>>18561579
I gave 50 shares already so I'm going to be fucked on those, but if I can grab another 50 for $6 it'd be nice I guess. I know there is SLB, but haven't gone too deep reading about them.

[Anonymous No.18561636]

Just updated my own DEW calendar I modeled after divie bro, and I can't believe I'm actually only missing a few in the third week of every other month or so before I can fill up the year! I definitely should have held QSR, but I was looking for a quick flip to bolster some others. Either way, I still think QSR is still a cheap buy, but I had it at 32 per share before selling it for 40. Hopefully it'll dip again

[Anonymous No.18561639]

>>18561617
i wish people could see shorting the top is just as dangerous as catching a falling knife on these meme hype stock tickers we trade....

[Anonymous No.18561641]

>>18561600
infinite free money for everyone worth over 100m really speeds up the recovery process

[Anonymous No.18561654]

>>18561641
the recovery hasn't truly started... you probably trust the numbers from literally WHO and CHYNA!

[Anonymous No.18561655]

>>18561639
i get it now, just didnt quite grasp how fucking retarded the market actually is.
>>18561617
I mean it might be but to call it literally anything without a randomized trial is erroneous

[Anonymous No.18561663]

>>18558022
>move all your production to china
>make chinese rich
>allow chinese to buy lands and equities
>allow thousands of chinese students
>????????
>complain about chinese stealing your product and taking over your companies

[Anonymous No.18561665]

Where's that guy that was here saying companies should have been responsible enough before the shut down to be able to continue operating for months on end with zero income? I want to see his bank account.

[Anonymous No.18561669]

I bought USO $6 calls expiring on Friday. How fucked am I mates? Starting to get a bit worried looking at futures... don't understand why it's going so low. Not even the Saudis can make money at these levels. The price must go up or capitalism as we know is not working correctly.

[Anonymous No.18561687]

>>18561669
saudis can make money on less than 10$ a barrel

[Anonymous No.18561691]

>>18561639
There should be a term like catching a bottle rocket for trying to short the top.

[Anonymous No.18561692]

>>18561669
>I bought USO $6 calls expiring on Friday

[Anonymous No.18561694]

>>18561687
Are you sure that sounds definitely wrong to me.

[Anonymous No.18561695]

>>18561600

[Anonymous No.18561697]

>>18561669
This is capitalism at it's finest. When supply is greater than demand, prices go down. The only way for prices to go up is if suppliers make an agreement to supply less and completely circumvent expected capitalist processes.
Also you are extremely fucked.

[Anonymous No.18561700]

>>18561311
BASED

[Anonymous No.18561705]

>>18561655
yeah the market is not retarded.... what you're witnessing is something so special... im pleasured to share this experience.... its not you screaming the market this or that... look at volatility... look at derivatives of derivatives and then holy shit... you end up trading for-ex or something... what is a dollar truly worth? it's power is in the countries people, and we have to one way or another get back to fucking work.

[Anonymous No.18561712]

>>18561669
>I bought USO $6 calls expiring on Friday. How fucked am I mates?
those have been worthless for a week+

[Anonymous No.18561720]

>>18561691
did you ever watch that jackass movie where they tied a bottle rocket to a dudes cock and let it go? yeah kids don't try this at

[Anonymous No.18561723]

BAC 2,107.08
HBI 1,755.13
JCP 100.00
KO 478.38
KR 1,447.08
MNR 3,068.45
NRZ 6,850.67
O 509.11
OXY 1,523.29
PBCT 2,349.80
SKT 3,804.91
SOHO 11,007.27
T 1,126.51


co and shares. only down 85k from cost basis, although i have received about 35k in dividends so far. rate my retardation

[Anonymous No.18561725]

>>18557745
War with China will skyrocket the economy. They have a lot of resources. Killing all Chinese is quick work. They only have theoretical manpower. Theoretical.

[Anonymous No.18561732]

>>18561695
Speak your truth, fren

[Anonymous No.18561734]

>Canada trying to go full US
Kek nice try leafs.
Stick to hockey though, eh?

>listening to UK woman interrogate a workman laying 5g cables
>”you’re gonna get us all out on breathing apparatuses. You got a ma? Switch that on and it’s bye-bye mama!”
Seems people will believe anything
I’m sure there could be real health concerns that will never be addressed because these “people” are doing such a good job of ruining the conversation.

>>18561639
Indeed
>>18561636
This makes my kek the big kek

[Anonymous No.18561738]

>>18561687
>>18561694
They can but they also use their oil profits as government spending. They have forward commitments as part of their national year budget so their actual profit price is much higher. The point is to take a loss here anyway to gain market share so the actual profitability for them isnt an issue.

[Anonymous No.18561747]

Any way to track Toronto Stock exchange futures?

[Anonymous No.18561750]

>>18561712
WOW, we got an economic trading genius over here. I bought them in middle of march right after the crash dummy. Obviously I didn't think we would enter a fraudulent market causing oil prices to be artificially suppressed at unrealistic levels.

[Anonymous No.18561753]

>>18561636
that better be in a tax advantaged account otherwise enjoy your extremely tax inefficient strategy

[Anonymous No.18561764]

>>18561750
>WOW, we got an economic trading genius over here.
lmao stay poor "mate"

[Anonymous No.18561767]

>>18561734
>rabble burning down cell towers that emergency systems use to communicate
Love it.
Is there a historical comparison? Did anyone in Rome burn all the spears and arrows when the barbarians were at the gate?

[Anonymous No.18561770]

>>18561734
Chinese mokou is fucking cancer and you're cancer for posting it.

[Anonymous No.18561772]

What oil stocks do I pick up after they all fall? Any looking stronger than others?

[Anonymous No.18561773]

>>18561747
tse.... uhh why don't you just trade your loonies for fucking USD? what does canada actually provide other than useful entertainment and a garbage governing system that only exists because you never grew enough balls to tell the queen of england to go fuck her self.

[Anonymous No.18561774]

ATH still scheduled for the first week of May? Don’t forget, this is a clown market and the show must go on!

[Anonymous No.18561778]

>>18561772
Cash reserves is all that matters. Or possibility of Fed buyout

[Anonymous No.18561781]

>>18561774
Probably not that soon but summer certainly

[Anonymous No.18561798]

>>18557745
We just left the bear trap phase. Ignore the chart tho mania is next

[Anonymous No.18561799]

>>18561772
I would not buy anything for months, maybe not until next year, but CVX, XOM, and RDS.B

[Anonymous No.18561802]

gonna leave technology behind and the world and maybe ill be forgotten in ten years.

[Anonymous No.18561806]

>>18561723
cautious about NRZ and O, hopefully they survive this. And hope NRZ brings up their divy again

[Anonymous No.18561808]

>>18561753
It...is not. :/

[Anonymous No.18561811]

>>18561802
you said that yesterday faggot if you're gonnaa leave scram

[Anonymous No.18561816]

>>18561723
>JCP
Based

Anon, the memes are real.

[Anonymous No.18561819]

DAMNIT
GIVE ME -14.88% ALREADY

[Anonymous No.18561823]

>>18561770

[Anonymous No.18561827]

Might grab TDG if it dips down under $300 again.

[Anonymous No.18561828]

>>18561747
>>18561773

im sorry you asked... but honestly if you must know... you're too poor to actually understand it.. ok so tse companies end up in the S&P500 or even the 1500 and these companies are smaller than those conglomerates like the dow components... Honestly... there's nothing about the toronto exchange that is glamorous ... i think toronto is a shit hole full of niggers and people who don't appreciate liberty and freedom....

[Anonymous No.18561831]

>>18561770
Yes thank you for pointing that out.

[Anonymous No.18561845]

>>18561770
nigger

[Anonymous No.18561846]

>>18561823
>>18561831
can you explain this meme fast... i need a rundown.

[Anonymous No.18561848]

>>18561828
You forgot your trip so I can filter your ellipses retardation.

[Anonymous No.18561853]

>>18561808
it makes little difference over the short term, but now that you've got your div plays that you like, you should focus more on growth stocks to balance it out.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18561867]

>>18561848
right away... thanks for reminding me... take care and god bless you.

[Anonymous No.18561869]

thinking of selling a cash covered put on GE at $6 strike. am i being retarded?

[Anonymous No.18561888]

>>18561869
yes

[Anonymous No.18561889]

>>18561846
Autistic Chinaman makes his own image stamps for an SNS messenger. It's basically Chinese Pepe, but even more cancerous.

[Anonymous No.18561890]

>>18561770

[Anonymous No.18561895]

>>18561869
you could make $97. Your choice

[Anonymous No.18561901]

>>18561402
MRO APA and MUR for me
XOM at 33 and under
OKE if it drops to 23 or under

I think all these will drop this week.

[Anonymous No.18561904]

>>18561889

[Anonymous No.18561910]

>>18561819
I expected to see a screenshot of it posted tonight. Dont look away from that screen anon!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18561912]

>>18561848
wait... are elilispes retardation? I kinda type how I talk, naturally.... Yeah I don't fully know where I'm going but I use those elipses quite a bit.... there I go again... I feel im pressured for time and want to say so many things... Thanks my friend... I will keep the trip on so you can continue to filter me.

[Anonymous No.18561931]

IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO DAYTRADE SPY CALLS???

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18561933]

>>18561890
>>18561904
can i get a fucking rundown... i don't speak mandarin or cantonese.

[Anonymous No.18561937]

>>18561636
damn I was just thinking of something just like this the other day. nice stuff.

[Anonymous No.18561938]

>>18561910
there's a thread up with this already

[Anonymous No.18561940]

>>18561912
I'm going to enjoy watching you lose money.

[Anonymous No.18561945]

I can't believe it's not QE
QE
Rate cuts
Stimulus
QE expanded
More stimulus
=== YOU ARE HERE ===
More stimulus
Some bankruptcies
QE expanded
Small bailouts
Deregulatory measures
0% rates
More stimulus
More bankruptcies
QE expanded
Larger bailouts
More stimulus
Tax revisions
More stimulus
QE expanded


For the 2020 Japanese Olympics we will be speedrunning Japan's deflationary woes.

[Anonymous No.18561947]

Hmm, PE stock is just under $7. 3800/7 would be 542 shares. Just a 3 dollar climb to 10 a share would net me 5420 (profit of 1620). So I'd make back my 800 and come out 820 ahead. The high of PE is 20 a share so it hitting a puny 10 is very doable.

[Anonymous No.18561949]

>>18561889
oh no if it's cancerous coronachan might kill it

[Anonymous No.18561954]

>>18561931
stocks go up, stocks go down. you could make money, you could lose money. weigh your risk and reward

[Anonymous No.18561961]

>>18561477
everything gonna be alright. but I still have to call you a faggot for having a trip. tripfag

[Anonymous No.18561969]

>>18561869
what expiry you thinkin?

[Anonymous No.18561971]

>>18561402
>>18561901
Imagine people discussing which bankrupt company is the best to hold.

[Anonymous No.18561984]

>>18561945
>no negative rates

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18561987]

>>18561940
ok... i also make money... you're free to voyeur and you'll spend all day watching me make more promises and keeping my word so true that it's... ok so simple... watch what I fucking do...

[Anonymous No.18561996]

>>18561971
xom and oke def will not fold. I see your point on the others though.

[Anonymous No.18561997]

>>18561945
>Deregulatory measures
What in the hell is left to deregulate?Aren't we already at 0% rates?

[Anonymous No.18562013]

>>18561997

[Anonymous No.18562023]

>>18561987
If you win, you win, but your misery will be delightful. You're really insufferable today, you were fine a few hours ago

[Anonymous No.18562026]

>>18561933

[Anonymous No.18562045]

>>18561954
is it worth it still getting later expiry though? just to make it less risky

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18562046]

>>18561961
i'll give you some giddyup...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_SOAdAxFfo

[Anonymous No.18562073]

>>18561969
may 1st or 8th

[Anonymous No.18562080]

Just wondering how the hell Brazzers is still turning out new scenes with the lockdown and social distancing still in effect. I'd have thought that whole line of "entertainment" would be hit hard now to.

[Anonymous No.18562093]

>>18562013
Dodd frank is already pretty much gone, there's a zero reserve requirement, they already have repos going, what else?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18562103]

>>18562026
oh i remember learning about girls and african roundball... in connecticut... we had the best girls... coach actually formed a team and well.... no... you don't lose 5 years strait... there was talent, and his coaching... geno.... love him forever... I am so happy i don't shoot hoop and play that game.... but when i did... i did fundamentals i took the fucking ball and passed. lots of chest passes and bounce passes lots of using my short stature to my advantage.

[Anonymous No.18562106]

>>18562080
It could be backlogged stuff. I bet they have terabytes of footage that hasnt been published.

[Anonymous No.18562114]

I came here to say oil.

[Anonymous No.18562123]

>>18561772
They're going to catch a bailout a la Roosevelts farming staunch. Cut production, and the government will pay you until prices normalize.

As someone else said, there's going to be a reasonably large shift in oil prices as this is all said and done. Redrilling all the shale, and exploratory drilling are going to take time and resources once they cap to remedy the price action.

At some point there will be a demand surge, presumably. Careful gambling against the Sauds, though, they're into this shit as an all out war. They're trying to price all competition out of the market so they can gouge as demand falls into decline over the next 20y.

[Anonymous No.18562128]

>>18562080
fuck off coomer

[Anonymous No.18562129]

I hope Roku goes down tomorrow. I've got a leftover near the money put that I need to ditch.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18562136]

>>18562026
i stole the fucking ball... and made possession change happen... but fundamentally what I did... I respected others, and made everybody that was a part of my crew, a part of the team.

[Anonymous No.18562152]

>>18562123
high IQ poster, thanks for the advice anon.

[Anonymous No.18562161]

>>18561869
Nah. That’s a good deal. I’ve been slinging $8 covered calls all month.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18562169]

i made others look good. at what they did... honestly i had a dude who could slam dunk and just putting the ball in his hands was a great thing... just making the team look good and fundamentally? oh put the ball on the basket... i fucking hate MBA Why the fuck am i going back to get a masters again?

[Anonymous No.18562170]

>>18561971
Imagine think trump wont put tariffs on foreign oil.

[Anonymous No.18562184]

how hard is this gonna fuck my country (Norway)
i have barely noticed anyone talking about oil prices in the media for weeks

[Anonymous No.18562189]

>>18561945
>QE expanding past infinity
Is this what people mean by new paradigm

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18562191]

>>18562170
imagine thinking we import oil

[There Will Be Blood No.18562192]

>>18562170
Do you think SA gives a fuck about Trump? or tarrifs?

How do I short you?

[Anonymous No.18562196]

>>18562093
There are still some epa rules that haven’t been dismantled. Maybe OSHA or some other worker protections?
Rates aren’t really relevant. They weren’t raised because of regulations.

[Anonymous No.18562199]

>>18562073
should be alright, and on the off chance you get assigned they probably will pull up out of it pretty well.
go for it.

[Anonymous No.18562208]

>>18562205
>>18562205
>>18562205
>>18562205
new thread

[Anonymous No.18562215]

>>18562192
>How do I short you?

Buy my MRO bags tomorrow.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18562217]

>>18562196
nope you're right the EPA and some things are still strong... OSHA is a big just don't fucking kill your self on the job, what ever you do. as far as EPA... it's you're clean water and air... you want nice kinno parks... thank the EPA ohsa is different...

[Anonymous No.18562257]

>>18562196
Ahh, regulations outside of banking. Damn, Trump is a beast. He's been slashing red tape all over. I don't know enough to speculate on building or safety regulations. The eastern PA housing situation created by shit contractors should spell out the disaster waiting if those regulations are rolled back. They're already being ignored.

[Anonymous No.18562261]

>>18562184
arent they sitting on decades of oil surplus money they should be fine

[Anonymous No.18562485]

>>18561695
I could kiss you brother.
Watching “The Current War.” We need visionaries and hope in the USA. We can and will win.

[Anonymous No.18562762]

>>18561853
It'll be kind of fun to start doing that once again. I've just taken this crash as a prime opportunity to build the dividend paying ones up as much as possible. Having even just a little extra money each week added from now on to help out in paying for speculative stocks is a good feel