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Living in Russia is so comfy bros.
Have a house near the woods in close proximity to second biggest city, unlimited supply of hot 18-19 pussy, dirt cheap costs of living, friendly people.
>t. remote programmer

>> No.18550391

Sounds nice anon

>> No.18550401

>>18550375
larp

>> No.18550437
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>>18550401
Unironically no.
There are downsides ofc like supposedly oppressive government but in reality if you are not an active opposition nobody gives a fuck and all interaction with government is handled over the internet. Regulations are extremely lax and taxes are low as fuck.

>> No.18550446

>>18550437
Was gonna ask you about porn restrictions but then remembered it's pointless with all that unlimited hot pussy. I imagine you're paid well enough. Grats, anon.

>> No.18550456

>>18550437
Can you describe more about the young hot pussy available in Russia?

>> No.18550457

>>18550437
how do you get the chics?

>> No.18550459

>>18550437
larp

>> No.18550467

>>18550437
Are you born russian?

>> No.18550474

>>18550437
What about crime?

t. someone who lives in an actual 1st world country (not ameristan)

>> No.18550480

>>18550446
I work a lot on personal projects/have hobbies so I don’t have a lot of time for chasing girls and have average looks so I look at pornhub occasionally. You can just use a 2$ a month VPN and coom just as in USA. Pornhub is prob the only adult site that is blocked, almost all other degenerate content is freely available, also government doesn’t give any fuck about torrenting if you are not seeding it on extremely large scale.

>> No.18550506

>>18550480
>yo bro tell me more about girls
>yeah I just use pornhub

well

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>>18550375
Yo Russki бpaт, any idea wtf is happening in the cities rn?
All the developed countries are printing money like crazy, yet Ruble is the one crashing, even compared to EUR. Russia previously said its virtually virus free, but is now suddenly showing infected number growth faster than anywhere else and some videos emerging of ambulance cars queuing in front of the hospital over a km. Your cabin in the woods sounds a good plan. Hope you staying healthy and relatively vodka free there.

>> No.18550518

>>18550375

Do you speak Russian tho? And isn't the weahter shit?

>> No.18550523

>>18550480
go back to 2channel's /b

>> No.18550526
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>>18550456
Sure fren. You just use Tinder and talk to them via telegram then. I don’t even have Instagram. I imagine it’s the same as in first world. 70% of women are slutty and will fuck if you take them to a bar and buy drinks, oh and also you should be /mu/.
>>18550467
Yes
>>18550474
I have never had anything stolen from me or been subject to any violence. I live in second biggest city though, there are a couple of areas you’d want to avoid but from I can tell there is actually less crime than in say Germany (some hotel administrator scammed me there when I visited berlin last month for a week).

>> No.18550554

>>18550513
Lack of testing previously. Economically wise I’m getting payed USD (critical aspect of comfyness anywhere outside of USA) so I’m good. Russians will most likely get their incomes reindexed at the expense of government oil revenue reserves, but it must suck for most of them
>>18550518
I do. Weather is actually getting warmer by the year lol, this year there was barely even any snow at all.

>> No.18550561

>>18550526
So you are in St. Petersburg. Is it easy to visit the nearby countries from there? Short trips to Finland, Sweden, Estonia, Latvia sounds like some fun as well for a change. They seem close enough to be a cheap travel.

>> No.18550572

>>18550526
I always wanted to learn Russian, what would you recommand me doing for that ? I was thinking doing a year immersion in Russia, but :

1) I don't know where would be the best city to do that
2) I want to be part of a programm to do that, because if I go there on my own and stay at one I will just depress
3) I know I'm going to struggle socially because I wouldn't be speaking any russian at first, but I would want to be close to the native people after a while.

Any recommandations ?

btw, I have passive income so money isn't an issue. I have a 2k€ budget a month

>> No.18550573

>>18550526
yeah anon, good for you, but you are one of them, if foreigner would move in they would really stick out and not know how to be safe, similar how you got scammed in Germany, that would never happen to one of the locals...

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>>18550561
Yes, pic related. Almost everyone in St. Petersburg goes to Finland like once a year for a short trip to get tax-free goods or get drunk and do fishing and sauna

>> No.18550586

>friendly people.
Now I know you're lying

>> No.18550588

>>18550572
If you’re not a Slav don’t bother learning Russian

>> No.18550604

>>18550577
Nice. St. Petersburg really does seem to be the best city to be in Russia. Moscow is just in the middle of the forest with nowhere good close by to go to.

>> No.18550611

>>18550375
post pic of chick with overmade-up face, freckles that look like they came from chernobyl, and fucking sold sores (herpes) around her mouth tabooot.

Yeh bro, the promised land.

also has anyone else noticed that even the hot russian chicks we meet in our lives, almost all of them have bad teeth. like, constantly..

>> No.18550619

>>18550588
I learn languages as a hobby, it gives me an excuse to do a long stay in a particuliar country and move out when Im done. I wish I could speak all the european languages but that's just a utopic goal never to be reached

>> No.18550626

>>18550572
St Petersburg hands down

If you are in college, apply for exchange like Erasmus or something like this. Else I think you can find a reputable language school and apply there

This part is always tricky as it all depend on your personality, in general try to easen up a bit and have a drink here and there to socialize, lots of Russian girls are interested in foreigners from first world, some of them are gold diggers ofc, but in general they will just be interested in talking to you about life in your country etc, there are plenty of girls out there with low body count that are dateable too

>> No.18550641

>>18550626
I want to go to Russia,

If you got illimited money, do Saint Petersburg is really best than living in Moscow center in your opinion ? I speak for traditionnal girl and quality of life . I don't speak russian but learning

>> No.18550651

>>18550626
and what do you think abour Krasnodar ?

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>>18550611
Ok hohol.
In reality they are a bit better looks-wise than women I see on the streets in the west, but that may be overgeneralization. Average girl looks sort of like this.

>> No.18550692

>>18550641
I think if it’s your first time you’d probably be better off visiting just Saint-Petersburg. Moscow is a retarded child of some western and Chinese city, it’s dirty and prob not safe. Also lots of people speak decent English in Petersburg, and almost all young people. Krasnodar is most likely a shithole though

>> No.18550751

>>18550375
You live near Stalingrad anon?

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18550755

>>18550375
The hidden /biz/ discord server is discord gg CpqQw7b

It has to stay hidden or discord will shut it down.
As far as discord knows it's Wayne Lambright's official campaign discord.
zjzkz

>> No.18550756

>>18550375
That’s a man

>> No.18550769

>>18550666
I agree, most the womens I do meet from Russia are fine af, especially in terms of figure for me (I like skinny with some athletic mixed in (no flat arses)).

But always, always with bad teeth, the yellow discolouration on a 21yo's teeth makes my cum look super white against it.

Whats the deal ?

>>18550692
I always quite liked the looks of Krasnodar, but I like better the looks of Sochi, kinda reminds me of a med seaside town/city like you'd find in Croatia or something.

>> No.18550817

1.5% of the adult female population has AIDS.

>> No.18550864

>>18550437
had a friend that was deported for tutoring an english class on a student visa.
he encountered a lot of yankee go home type shit.

>> No.18550880

I am never EVER coming back to russia. Fuck no. Im so happy my parents gave me a chance to live in the west.

Hahah but enjoy your 5/10 roastie shalavas, your awful supermarket food that costs as much as western european food, and awfully rude people tho

>> No.18550969

>>18550880
With this mentality you most likely are nothing but a cockroach to people in this country. I can immigrate whenever i want though, I just don’t think it’s worth the hassle and people really do belong to wherever they are born in 99.9999% cases.

>>18550864
Weird, young people treat foreigners better than their own countrymen, especially first worlders

>> No.18551005

>>18550692
>Krasnodar is most likely a shithole though
They have good bars and clubs there though. But the guys are rough and you better don't mess with them. You can make them even angry there by flirting with their crush, even though they are not together.
t.German anon who got his ass beaten for making out with a girl on the dancefloor in Krasnodar after I left the Club

Been the Bopoнeж as well a few years ago. Didn't speak any Russian but it still was fun. Met some upper class Russian guy who spoke English and showed me the way. He got me into a Club and connected me to some girls. Then I used Google Translate to continue further. Good times. I was drunk as fuck. But the city is a shithole in itself. However I somewhat liked it. But I had money.

Been to Armawir and was in a Hotel Lounge. Met some other German there, so we talked German. Very late at night some old Russian Igor comes in and sits not far away from us, together with his mid 20 yo girl. Suddenly starts speaking to us in German. Inwas "wtf?"
He told us he did some "business" back in the days when he was younger in Germany, but he couldn't pay German police like Russian police. So he ended up in jail for a few years and learned German. He was rich as fuck, got picked by a driver in his luxury Mercedes. Was a great night. He paid for everything.

Didn't like Moscow that much. Very nice for a visit, but expensive and very Western. So not that much of an adventure there.
I want to go back one day and learn Russian and find a Russian girl.
Propaply never gonna happen. But a man can dream. I like Russians. Propaply because I look like a Slav myself

>> No.18551033

>>18550692
How much racism would you experience as a black individual in skt petersburg, like attending a semester at college or a week as a tourist?
t. mutt from Norway

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18551064

>krasonodar
Lol, its kubanoid shithole, i dream to run away from here to place like Canada or USA, pic is my view from window.

>> No.18551082

>>18551033
Some Russians like niggers because you are special, but if you really want to have fun you filthy Nigger, then go to Poland.
If you are black or even Asian, then girls are all over you. It is fucking insane. People are very welcoming there as well.
I would imagine that the Situation in Russia is still more "traditional" and people (especially some men) will not like you. But I wouldn't think you are in danger

>> No.18551085

>>18551064
that looks so depressing wtf

>> No.18551087

>>18551033
Like A LOT, we hate niggers over here, be ready to racist jokes all the time, but russian natashkas like a bbc, more then every white nation.

>> No.18551088

>>18551005
I've never been to any of these cities you've mentioned, I just assume they all have shitty infrastructure and look like depressing shitholes in a bad way

>>18551033
If you go to SPbU which is the central uni out there you will experience 0 racism and prob smash a lot of artthot pussy. there are lots of students from china and black ppl from africa studying in the city, you will see them a lot.

can't vouch for other colleges, most of them are trash

>> No.18551095

>>18550969
>cockroach to people in this country

Cope, most Russian youths want to live in the west. You're probably not even a real person, but some Kremlin shill.

Kudos to you if you make a real living through your own efforts, but be real, your standard of life is not the same as that of westerners. And the reason you don't immigrate is because you wont be the smartest or richest (which you probably are in your circles, because the standards are so low), but some below average code monkey with a weird accent.

>> No.18551107

>>18551064
Were you one of those that beat some guy up in front of the Club "SaKhar" a few years ago, so that he ended up in the hospital?
If so, that was me.

>> No.18551119

>>18550375
>>t. remote programmer
Кaк вкaтилcя?

>> No.18551133

>>18551095
>because you wont be the smartest or richest
Retard, I think you watched too much Western Propaganda TV. Education in Russia is quite good and most of them are smart people. Just go there and find out for yourself.
I can understand why someone does not want to live in the West.
But yeah, I wonder if OP is a shill or not

>> No.18551138

>>18551107
No, I am autist that trades crypto all the time, and sometimes do IT job like installing routers, home security and smart-home devices , all for invest more money in crypto and some day run away from this hell on earth.

>> No.18551156

>>18551133
Dude, we literally live here, EVERYBODY from my class want to live in west, and some filthy weebs in japan

>> No.18551162

>>18551033
Nigger stay home

>> No.18551173

>>18550480
Pornograpghy ruins the mind and pornographers should be driven off cliffs. Kill yourself.

>> No.18551180

>>18551156
Well I can understand why Russians want to live in the West as well.
What I meant was, that none of both options are the holy grail.
There are downsides to everything.
Also wtf would someone want to live in fucking Japan?

>> No.18551181

>>18551119
Кeккeд

>> No.18551183

i was supposed to go to SPb for 3 months in a language course and live with my gf in a comfy apartment, but the virus has put that on hold for at least 6 months ;-;

>> No.18551195

>>18551133
Dude Russian education is a fucking joke and has been since the collapse of the soviet union. What the fuck are you on about ? All the smart people are leaving for western universities. Stop smoking crack

>> No.18551199

>>18551033
Watch reggie yates documentary on russia. It's like the reaction that white saviors get from africans.

>> No.18551205

>>18550375
Pls post more Russian qt based remote anon

>> No.18551210

>>18551033
I met a few black dudes in SPb
1 from Vancouver who was studying at uni
1 who was a native speaker (gf said he had no accent but he looked Nigerian)
And the other few were guys standing on the street with signs strapped over their shoulders, handing out flyers

>> No.18551239

>>18551210
And then you beat the shit out of them for fucking Russian women I hope.
Fucking niggers

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>>18551180
We all know that life in west is ant heaven on earth, BUT ITS 200% better than here in shithole called Russia, i need to wageslave like 3-4 mouths with median wage to buy a latest smartphone, its nigger level shit. I could easily do like 4-5k per month with same job that I do in fucking Krasnodar. Russia was crippled with fucking communism.
> Also wtf would someone want to live in fucking Japan?
I said it already, weebs.

>> No.18551247

>>18551133
I'm completely apolitical but I'd rather see Putin go. I think this is prevailing sentiment in Russia among young people but then again our society is corrupt itself and due to a shitton of internal problems we won't have a fair government probably ever. But my point is that it doesn't concern you if you live in/near a nice city and basically your standard of life is somewhere between Germany and Italy (Italy being a lower bound), average Russian city is a shithole but it's easy to get out of there if you are not a smoothbrain.

>> No.18551258

>>18551239
I'm strayan not Russian so that isn't worth the trouble

besides, I fuck ryssian woman too

>> No.18551260

>>18551239
>beat the shit out of them
thats just your incel fantasy, none of that happens. theres churkas from caucasus and central asia everywhere in Russia, they're having more kids, and no one is doing anything about it anon. Russian youths are cucked, russian govt is weak and corrupt and its people are poor. the idea that its some traditional conservative nation is hilarious

>> No.18551275

>>18551242
>4-5k per month with same job that I do in fucking Krasnodar
whats your job ?

>> No.18551302

>>18551260
all I saw with churkas in SPb is that they run the bazaars and sell blackberries and vegetables from a car boot on the street. Easy to not buy from them

>> No.18551304

>>18551242
>t. uber driver looking forward to making it big in the west

>> No.18551322

>>18551275
I wrote it already >>18551138
I, off course, have certificates, know some programming. Also have some merchant skills, worked in computer store, was best in sales plan.

>> No.18551328

>>18550375

I'm a balding 30yo boomer, originally from Eastern Europe but living in Switzerland now. I only watch Russian amateur porn for 8 years or so, it's simply the best. I'm a programmer, make shitton of money. How do I go about finding a cute Russian gf to visit me and fuck my brains out?

>> No.18551331

>>18551304
No, i will come to Canada with at least 1 mil dollars, my kids will be fully integrated citizens.

>> No.18551351

>>18550375
Russian girls only date thugs, thats the only way they constantly get their kick they all seem to need like air to breath -> they absolutely despise software developers. They also come with bipolar mood swings by standard. If you man enough to handle all of it, you will be rewarded with girls that fucks like a fighter jet.

Maybe OPs isnt larping and their girls all got westernized now and get off sensitive man children but I doubt it...

>> No.18551354

>>18551328
interpals

>> No.18551369

>>18551328
Ntashkas will jump right on your cock, when they find out that you have Swiss citizenship.

>> No.18551371

>>18551331
you will not make a million dollars trading crypto in 2020 and installing routers kek
>>18551328
George??

1. Install tinder
2. Buy tinder gold passport to move to any location
3. Swipe chick there
4. Propose it to some poor russian girls
5. Fuck her
???
PROFIT

>> No.18551375

>>18551351

>Russian girls only date thugs
This isn't true

>come with bipolar mood swings by standard

this is true

>> No.18551386

>>18551371
I will, you will see it yourself in 5 years.

>> No.18551398

>>18551351
yeah man it's totally different in any other country, normal women only like anime-watching 300 pound neckbeards with soft skin

>> No.18551403

>>18551331
and how much money do you have rn ?

>> No.18551412

>>18550375
How does it feel to get drunk off cologne?

>> No.18551423

>>18551403
Like 60 k usd, and near 10 k $ in crypto.

>> No.18551436

>>18551328
>How do I go about finding a cute Russian gf to visit me and fuck my brains out?
Grow a full head of hair you loser incel

>> No.18551460

>>18551403
>>18551423
Also when my dad passes away i will get near 300k usd in real estate and his inheritance

>> No.18551472

>>18551423
Hmm not bad, I expected some loser shit ngl. Well, idk if you've got money why not move to Moscow ?

Thing is, you'll always be a weirdo monkey with bad english and no real skills if you move to the West. Russians living in the west are even worse. You'll be really lonely, its your life tho, kek.

>> No.18551476

>>18551436

I can't faggot. Thought about going to ahmendland for a transplant but decided to own it.

>> No.18551485

>>18551476
how beta are you that you cant get women in Switzerland ?

>> No.18551494

>>18550375
Whatever you say, Vladimir

>> No.18551529

>>18551485

I don't want them, they are too westernized and empowered. I want a natashka to gape and stretch and have her beg for more

>> No.18551536

>>18551472
>Well, idk if you've got money why not move to Moscow ?
Because its same Krasnodar, but with metro and bigger, nah, thank you.
> Thing is, you'll always be a weirdo monkey with bad english and no real skills if you move to the West. Russians living in the west are even worse. You'll be really lonely, its your life tho, kek.
No i will integrate fully, only my bad english and accent will tell that i am from northern Nigeria, will find some friends, some of you are frens even with niggers, i think northern monkey is better than niggers.

>> No.18551539

>>18551529
Do you have brothels there

>> No.18551550

>>18551539

Yes, that is legal. There's one even burgers fly to, 140 chf gets you a 30min fuck with a 9-10.

>> No.18551551

>>18551460
That’s still 650k use shy of 1 million, and you can’t even buy a decent house even if you had 1 million in Canada. You are delusional fren.

Furthermore, I suggest you go check out Toronto/Vancouver for yourself first as a tourist. You might be in for a rough awakening lol

>> No.18551563

>>18551472
>and no real skills
I have skills, you think installing a smart home device harder in west than here?

>> No.18551566

>>18551550
Link?

>> No.18551578

>>18551550
Do you live in the French part? I'd say don't be autistic, go out and maybe you'll find a girl

>> No.18551589

>>18551551
>That’s still 650k use shy of 1 million
I am only 23, I will make more money before going there.
> Furthermore, I suggest you go check out Toronto/Vancouver for yourself first as a tourist. You might be in for a rough awakening lol
I will when corona shit ends up, my friend from french canada already invited me.

>> No.18551592

>>18551566

club-globe.ch

>> No.18551593

>>18550375

Fuck off, Ivan. You do not belong here.

Go back to your fucking ghetto shithole.

> friendly people

LMAO, Ivan.

>> No.18551606

>>18550437

This is a troll.

Have you already sucked of Progozhin's limp dick, or you are scheduled after a lunch break?

Fucking larping slavnigger

>> No.18551611

>>18551536

Okay dude, dont @ me anymore, you sound beyond delusional holy shit. At least Kremlin shill OP has a positive attitude. Enjoy your miserable life, and enjoy wasting your money only to realize your parents should have been the ones to immigrate and you should have focused on real ways to make money and boss up

>> No.18551623

>>18550577

Fuck off, shill

Most of people's salaries are not enough for even a few days stay in Finland

Just fuck off, fucking troll

Your fucking shithole will collapse from corona, lmao

>> No.18551637

>>18551423
Go All In LINK
This should be around 4000 LINK with your Crypto money. We should reach $250 in 5 years.
Goldspeed

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>>18551611
Dont tell me how to live my life, you triggered because you are nigger? I was thinking that we have a small talk? Or its because i say that Russia=bad? I think you have delusions about based Russia and putin.

>> No.18551670

>>18550375
Russia sounds pretty fucking cool.
Thanks for the thread anon!

>> No.18551672

>>18550375
>Dude pussy lmao

>> No.18551676

>>18551657
Do you actually praise Yeltsin though?

>> No.18551701

>>18551657
Don't let yourself pull down from this demolarizing shill. On top of that he is a nigger as well. You are gonna make it. Just because the other guy is a miserable loser who is propaply triggered by you doing better than him, doesn't mean you will end up like he.
Goldspeed! You are gonna make it

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>>18551676
More no then yes, its the only time when russia have civil rights, then comes mister putin and installed USSR 2.0 also pic related is why russia, prospered when putin comes to power( its oil price chart)

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>>18551701
Thank you a lot anon, cheered me up! Fucking niggers.

>> No.18551751

>>18551721
What is this, oil price? Perhaps you assumed I'm Russian, but it's known internationally that Yeltsin was a drunkard thief.

>> No.18551786

>>18551606
>club-globe.ch
Wow

>>18551606
What do you mean? The dick is supposed to be my lunch

>> No.18551824

>>18551721
>>18551751
>( its oil price chart)
I wrote it already
> Yeltsin was a drunkard thief.
Yes he was a drunken clown, but wast as thieving as putin, he is dictator, rules our country near a 20 years, yeltsin on the other hand, left voluntarily to drink more vodka.

>> No.18551959

>>18550611
Herpes schmerpes

>> No.18551993

>>18551064
Ouch

>> No.18552023

>>18551064
this would look nice if they just planted trees. whats wrong with russians?

>> No.18552075

>>18551064
also why the hell is everything walled off? russians dont trust each other?

>> No.18552078

This is Putin paid Troll. They have troll farm in Petersburg so all match.

>> No.18552099

Buddy of mine was in Vladivostok and would talk about mountain stream fishing and it sounded comfy. Would like to visit Mother Russia one day.

>> No.18552154

brb gonna go make a million dollars trading turtle coin and installing routers

>> No.18552240

>>18552078
fuck I just wanted to make a chill comfy thread but it exploded with seething try-hard pink wojak immigrants and hohols :/

yes I'm a troll business & finance section of anime masturbation website is a place of strategic importance for our Tsar

>> No.18552471

Every Russian I've worked with hates their country and can't wait to leave.

>> No.18552528

>>18551351
>bipolar mood swings
Why are Russian girls like this? My mommy acted like this and I thought it was just her, until I realized other Russian mommies act the same

t. American

>> No.18552545

>>18550375
>unlimited supply of hot 18-19 pussy
damn, anon. I am jealous :(

>> No.18552585

>>18552528
Because they are Slavs. Also, Russian women look like Babushka's by the time they are 25.

>> No.18552603

>>18552585
>Russian women look like Babushka's by the time they are 25.
Not true, many look very young for long time until they get to ~40/45 and then turn to Babushka overnight. My friends always thought my Mom was 10-15 years younger than she was.

>> No.18552701

>>18552154
Burn nigger, burn.

>> No.18552711

I want natashka so bad.

>> No.18553314

>>18552711
Relax fellow Swiss Slav, just coom it will go away, you don’t want the hassle of talking to some crazy bitch

>> No.18553494

>>18551133
Russian education is a joke... most of the Russians that come to my country are held back a grade.

>> No.18553634

>>18553494
what country ? one of the baltic states or finland ?

>> No.18553649

>>18553314

OK bro, thanks bro. Godspeed. I like Russia, you are real people, just bad politics and too much vodka.

>> No.18553701

Well this thread I’m encouraged to learn Russian. Worst come to worst I can talk to a 40 year old milf starving for attention.

>> No.18553734

>>18550375
No one speaks english

Otherwise probably pretty comfy

>> No.18553830

>>18551033
Prepare to get beaten up and if you call the police, they will beat you up too. Russia is not the west.

>> No.18553846

>>18551331
Western Canada is cheap to live relative to the rest of the country. Come here and teach me Russian. I want to travel Eastern Europe after I make it.

>> No.18554009

Good thread. Russia is my plan B. Already have a shack to live in Altai Rep, so I have a lot of questions for OP and other slavlords.

What is the best way to transfer US Dollars to a Russian bank account?
I'd rather not have a bunch of ACH transfers raising red flags so I was thinking dollar to crypto, crypto to ruble. Any Russian exchanges you recommend?

Next, I already have the private stay visa until 2023, should I ever bother with a residency permit or just sneak by on the visa, renewing from time to time?

>> No.18554073

i’ve been wanting to take a trip to russia to fuck some hookers but I went to romania a few years ago and it sucked and i’m worried russia will be similar. it was so dreary and the people all seemed angry and depressed and the food sucks.

>> No.18554093

>>18553846
you don’t need to make it to travel to eastern europe everything is cheap as hell because it’s the worlds asshole

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>>18550375
Looks totally different at another angle.

>> No.18554226

>>18554203
Looks better there without the makeup.

>> No.18554236

>>18554226
Still has blush and lipstick, just not as much eye shadow as the other pic.

>> No.18554274

>>18554009
>What is the best way to transfer US Dollars to a Russian bank account?
>I'd rather not have a bunch of ACH transfers raising red flags so I was thinking dollar to crypto, crypto to ruble. Any Russian exchanges you recommend?
https://www.bestchange.ru/
> Next, I already have the private stay visa until 2023, should I ever bother with a residency permit or just sneak by on the visa, renewing from time to time?
Just marry some russia thot, it will give you second passport
>>18553846
Russian is dying language, everything is dirt cheap here, you could hire some student that will translate all what you are saying for like 20$ day. Better teach some ching chong or Spanish, it is more practical. And thank you for invite.

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18554307

>>18550375
> plz come to rusia
fuck off

>> No.18554363

>>18554203
would look better if panned down a little

>> No.18554505

>>18550375

Bro why did Soviets hang carpets on the walls? I thought it was flexing - you get to show your mad carpet to gosti, similar like you would a painting. Also it preserves the carpet... But recently I read a theory it was done because sound insulation between rooms was bad. I don't believe this.

>> No.18554583

>>18550375
How much is your all in cost of living there per month?

>> No.18554589

>>18551005
Nice adventures anon, hoping to do something like this once Link moons

>> No.18554797

I was shocked looking up the average Moscow wages once. Absolute dogshit, and if that is the big city I can't imagine how much lower it is elsewhere. So many people think that once they make it lite mode in the west they will go to povertyland and fuck qts all day.

>> No.18554817

>>18551064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMPFjCwNRxk

>> No.18554882

>>18554797
You dont need to make it at all, just tell them that your are from everything west then poland, and they will jump on your dick in attempt to run away from this mess, remember just 2 rules, dont marry them, and allways use your own candom, dont take it from thots it could be perforated,

>> No.18555038

>>18550588
Does 27% slav on 23andme count? Asking for a friend

>> No.18555188

>>18554274
I already matried one. You still have to get a temp residency for 3 years, then you get permanent residency and you have to live there the entire duration. To travel out of Russia you need a single entry exit visa each time.

Comparatively, with a multi entry private visa you can go / coom whenever you want but can only stay for up to 6 months at a time.

>> No.18555392

>>18550437
Can you own guns? It's important that i'm able to protect my property, and i've always thought russia would be a cool place to live.

>> No.18555404

>>18554073
I was also in Romania and I agree. It's africa-tier. Can't believe they are EU and almost schengen.

>> No.18555409
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18555409

>>18555188
Good luck in your coomquest of Russia fren.

>> No.18555532

>>18551064
Jesus, y'all had me til an actual picture of the borg. Surely this is a slum or something?

>> No.18555724
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18555724

>>18555532
It looks like the typical suburbs. Just look at some gewgle maps for more.

Countering with some Siberian pics.

>> No.18555771

>>18555532
No, Russian middle class lives here, and i am, sadly, one of them.

>> No.18555813

>>18555724
Okay that looks /comfy/

>> No.18555840

>>18555813
Its just nice angle, when you go near those houses it will be A LOT worse then here >>18551064

>> No.18556428
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18556428

>>18555840
Its rural, but cozy
>pic
my neighbors'

>> No.18556789

>>18550523
Link

>> No.18556874

Gonna jump in that a friend of mine had a hard on for the Russian language and wanted to go there.

Studied and ended up going over to teach English. The company he went through put him in a rural Eastern town. Said that it wasn't what he expected as he hoped to be in SPb or Moscow. Everybody seemed angry and sad, plus weed was dangerous to have as you needed to pay off the cops if they caught you. Broke his contract and flew out of there after several months.

>> No.18556932

>>18556874
>weedtard
disregarded

>> No.18557088

>>18551064
I visited near you in Kislovodsk last July, from the US. Southern Russia is nice, but a bit trashy like Alabama. Friendly, warm, and welcoming people. Good luck, OP.

>> No.18557100

>>18556428
Looks like NW Mongolia. Where is this? Irkutsk? Novosibirsk?

>> No.18557145

>>18550526
What is /mu/?

>> No.18557158

>>18550375
I know Russian pretty well, can understand. Im finishing marketing degree and want to move out of Denmark. How do I find job in Russia ? Or should I work remotely for Euro companies?

>> No.18557160
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18557160

>>18557100
A suburb of Gorno-Altaisk.

Here is my yurt (kitchen) & doggo.

>> No.18557175

>>18557160
>Gorno-Altaisk.
Nice, knew I was in the right general area. Looks cozy and comfy. Does it get down to -50C in the winter like it does to the southeast?

>> No.18557222

>>18550375
Drunks. Cold. A large majority of the population is not that bright/uneducated

>t. Someone that lives in the balkans and can spot the similarities

>> No.18557282

>>18550526
>girl's name is Nasty
do soviets really?

>> No.18557316

>>18550437
>>18550375
based russian shill

>> No.18557427

>>18557160
You are like an extraterrestrial. This thread interests me. Post bedroom

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18557465

>>18557175
GA gets around -20, with snow and skiing. Katun river usually doesn't freeze all the way through.

I did experience -50, in kosh-agash (South east), honestly it feels equally cold as fuck. At some point your eye juice starts to freeze.

>> No.18557635

>>18555404
>>18554073
wow, seriously? where?

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18557690

>>18557427
Here is the unfinished attic, which is now a good summer sleeping spot.

Right now I'm living / working in the US, and what I've been doing is going to Russia from May through October on the Private Stay Visa. Now they locked the borders so this year I had to cancel. My in-laws live in it now and over each winter.

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18557803

>>18557635
Was in Constantsa at MK Airbase. What got me was the swarthy attitude of the people, and the beaches covered with dog shit.

>> No.18557941

>>18557690
>attic filled with sand
why

>> No.18557977

>>18550526
That's a man

>> No.18558059

>>18554009
>Already have a shack to live in Altai Rep
Post pics and tell me more about the shack? I'd like to escape to Russia too. Urals mountains for me.

>> No.18558074

>>18553846
>Western Canada is cheap to live relative to the rest of the country
compared to Ontario maybe.

>> No.18558079

>>18557977
I like his tits.

>> No.18558081

>>18555404
>>18554073
>Romania
I, too, have always been baffled by Romania. It seems more Africa-tier than Russia almost. Why did Hitler accept Romania-niggers but not Slav-Niggers?

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18558094

>>18550375
GIVE MILKIES

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18558210

>>18557941
That's village slav insulation technology. Literally sand, keramzit, sawdust, and probably cocaine. My face when it actually works.

>>18558059
I've been sharing these
>>18557690
>>18557160
>>18556428
here is my greenhouse full of weeds n shit

>> No.18558254

>>18550375
>tfw you matched with and chatted on tinder to the girl in OP (and then ghosted)

Have I made it anons?

>> No.18558280

>>18558254
I have her insta if anyone wants it...

>> No.18558284

>>18558254
No you didn't, and no you definitely have not

>> No.18558289

>>18558210
Based, looks beyond comfy desu.

>> No.18558303

>>18558284
ariesarixs

Enjoy

>> No.18558366

>>18550572
St Petersberg or Moscow. You will struggle but Russians are very friendly to foreigners who are trying to learn Russian. And a lot of people speak English in Moscow and Petersberg. It's a difficult language at first but it's very easy to read and not so bad once you get the basics.

>> No.18558403

>>18558284
Also, I'm not a chad but I clean up pretty well.

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18558589

>>18558289
It really is. I think I spent no more than $7k to build that cottage. That was when 1 USD was 35 rubles. Now it's even cheaper.

Here is muh boy and some neighbors' extra raspberries.

>> No.18558745

Threadly reminder that you're not gonna fuck anyone abroad if no one will sleep with you at home

>> No.18558774

>>18558589
I'm very jealous.
Wait, so what's your story? It sounds like you are not Russian, but maybe married a Russian gal? Just seems so random to go to Siberia and build a cottage.

>> No.18558961

>>18556932
Fuck those people.
>dude wtf why I can’t just smoke weed??? What am I supposed to do without weed??? Where’s the pussy???

>> No.18559007

>>18550375
I always wanted to visit Russia because I really like the history
Problem is that I'm an Arab and I'm scared I'll be the target of a drunken Slavic chimpout if I leave the big cities even though I'm an orthodox Christian. I like the woman too but idk how they'll treat me, I'm handsome but they might still be racist to me

>> No.18559041

>>18558961
As opposed to those who drink heavily. Oh wait, Russia is fantastic. Gotta say that I am impressed alcohol consumption has dropped massively.

>> No.18559049

>>18559007
Just walk around with your baptismal cross out. Then they’ll just be racist because you’re a sandnigger and not because your a mohammaden

>> No.18559105

>>18551242
Damn this image is so cringe, gangs, murder and incompetence where at their extreme under Yeltsin yet because he was a western puppet they try to shill him as "based"

>> No.18559181

>t. dual US/Russian citizen.
Grew up mostly in US. Trying to get a business started here. Plan on visiting back once money is rolling in. US passport feels like a superpower, feel genuinely bad for those who are stuck there.

>> No.18559292

>>18559181
Biggest superpower is EU/US combo

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>>18558745
"Travelling is a fool's paradise. We owe to our first journeys the discovery that place is nothing. At home I dream that at Naples, at Rome, I can be intoxicated with beauty, and lose my sadness. I pack my trunk, embrace my friends, embark on the sea, and at last wake up in Naples, and there beside me is the stern Fact, the sad self, unrelenting identical that I fled from."