/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.18536432]

>biz
>porn
>vidya
>caffeine addiction
>isolation
>paranoia
anyone know this feel? not sure if i will make it anymore

[Anonymous No.18536436]

go for a bike ride faggot

[Anonymous No.18536441]

No paranoia but other than that yes. Still sure I'll make it though.

[Anonymous No.18536460]

>>18536432
>biz
Why yes my friend! :D
>porn
Nope! I’ve been on Nofap for 2 years!
>Vidya
Nope! I haven’t played a video game since high school! :D
>Caffeine addiction
Nope! I prefer tea, and I’ve never been addicted to anything! :D
>Isolation
Nope! I have a rich and fulfilling social life! :D
>Paranoia
Nope! :D

[Anonymous No.18536464]

>>18536432
That's nothing, wait til you get a scrip for Adderall. Also, part of your misery stems from being ashamed of your lifestyle. Just own it bro

[Anonymous No.18536471]

>>18536432
Add some nicotine addiction, daily exercise, and a gf into that and that's me
>mfw

[Anonymous No.18536475]

>>18536432
based

[Anonymous No.18536483]

>>18536432
just keep buying, DCA each month.

you WILL make it anon

[Anonymous No.18536485]

>>18536460
Virgin faggot detected.

>Tobacco
>Biz
>Porn
>Ketamine
>Popcorn time
>Heroin
>Sleep
>Repeat

Been like that since before quarantine, running low on drugs though

[Anonymous No.18536504]

weed makes it better

[Anonymous No.18536513]

>>18536432
I lost my sex drive and interest in vidya some time after turning 24. Quit coffee because it fucks your sleep. Isolation is good, peaceful. Paranoia is healthy in moderate quantities (people will try to take advantage of you, be wary).

[Anonymous No.18536521]

>>18536460
Tea still has caffeine my friend

[Anonymous No.18536522]

>>18536504
Weed is terrible for you. Don't listen to this clown

[Anonymous No.18536531]

>>18536485
>Tobacco
Nope! I never have and I never will!
>Biz
See my previous reply!
>Porn
See my previous reply!
>Ketamine
Nope! I never have and I never will!
>Popcorn time
I don’t understand! I assume this is a euphemism for porn or drugs or something though so nope!
>Heroin
HELL nope! I never have and I never will!
>Sleep
Eight hours a day!
>Repeat
It’s not really my place to judge, but the world would be a far better place if you killed yourself you degenerate! :D

[Anonymous No.18536541]

>>18536436
this unironically op

[Anonymous No.18536555]

>>18536531
Being mean is not cool, anon.

[Anonymous No.18536560]

>>18536432
take walks and make sure to take showers every day feels so much better. Food is one of the most important things to mental health imo

[Anonymous No.18536582]

>>18536432
> xanax
> starcraft 2
> fuck gf
> eat junk
> watch 6/10 movies with gf

> this isolation thingy aint that bad

[Anonymous No.18536589]

>>18536555
I’d rather associate with a mean person than a junkie retard who glorifies being a junkie retard :)

[Anonymous No.18536593]

>>18536531
>HELL nope! I never have and I never will!

[Anonymous No.18536604]

>>18536531
Reminds me of Ned Flanders if he recommended suicide to people

[Anonymous No.18536626]

>>18536593
>Dude you’re such a virgin for not doing heroin

[Anonymous No.18536628]

>>18536432
Include alcohol and you made it anon. What do you else want to do?

[Anonymous No.18536650]

>>18536626
Based and redpilled, enjoy the tea faggy

[Anonymous No.18536657]

>>18536432
>biz
>porn
>vidya
>caffeine addiction
>isolation
>paranoia
>anyone know this feel? not sure if i will make it anymore
Yeah man, that is my sweet spot. Just gotta add smoking weed all day. Feels good. Loving this lockdown.

[Anonymous No.18536676]

>biz
hello
>porn
I jerk off around 6 times a day. I got bored of all kinds of porn so I made a catfish Chad tinder account and I manipulate girls into talking dirty to me and then jerk off over it.
>vidya
all I play is GTA 5 and I drive sensibly and stop at the traffic lights. I do this while high so I don't realise I'm wasting time, but i'm high for about 80% of any given day.
>caffeine addiction
checked, tired when I have it, tired when I don't
>isolation
I mean we are in a lockdown but yes
>paranoia
probably something to do with the ounce of weed on my desk but yeah

[Anonymous No.18536704]

>>18536531
Nope! You're a faggot!

[Anonymous No.18536789]

>>18536650
>Dude you’re a faggot because you prefer tea to coffee
>Also I do heroin
Your lack of self-awareness is astounding

[Anonymous No.18536812]

reminder that you can only make it if your brain is at constant post nut clarity. fap more and then after cumming immediately force your attention to something productive. the first moment a tit or ass comes to your mind you start fapping, then you cum and then you force your post clarity nut attention towards making money.

it also has financial advantages:
>fapping to porn is cheaper and more entertaining than holding a 5/10 3DPD and their mediocre sex
>porn can be easily pirated which makes it FREE
>no risk of getting babby (babby very expensive)
>dont need to pay for STD medication
>dont need to pay for roasties in any way
>can retire faster and invest more
>more money = more chances to make it

or listen to the nofap discord shills that want to drag you into the wagecuck ponzi for life while chaining you to some 3D pig. its your choice

[Anonymous No.18536828]

>>18536432
No, you won't "make it" as a porn addicted gamer, even with money you will still be an idiot. The good news is that this mediocrity is self imposed and you have the power to change. Everyone does, barring extenuating circumstances such as disability or mental illness.

Hardly anyone ever does change though. The vast majority live their lives as though tomorrow is the day, or next week. They metastasize into bastardized versions of their true potential, often doubling down in embitterment toward those they envy - "I never had that opportunity. I wasn't born rich. They got lucky." - they tell themselves this, to cope with their own lack of will power. Will you be one of these people, or will you take hold of what you have the power to change through discipline and ACTion? 1% a day is all it takes to transform your life.

[Anonymous No.18536844]

>>18536432
Stop porn and coffee and go run outside

[Anonymous No.18536847]

>>18536812
I'm pretty sure nofap is bad for your health. Medically, I can only see benefits in masturbation. I know that I'm much more productive when I'm blasting out at least five loads a day. I work in finance, numbers all fucking day. You think that guy from wolf of wall street was joking. He wasn't.

[Anonymous No.18536861]

How is this anything /biz/ related? Go blog somewhere else faggot.

[Anonymous No.18536895]

>>18536828
I think this post just gave me the motivation I needed to eat some fruit

[Anonymous No.18536898]

>>18536812

[Anonymous No.18536918]

>>18536898
remain poor

[Anonymous No.18536969]

>biz
>Porn
>Weed
>Coffee
>Monster white
>Whiskey
>Alcoholic
>Canned beans
>Isolation
>Depression
>Suicidal
>Armed to my teeth
>Scared all toths in my life away
>Living in shitty part of town

[Anonymous No.18537005]

Stop looking at porn and stop drinking coffee/energy drinks/caffeine pills. Just switch to tea if you want a little caffeine. That should help you work on the other stuff.

[Anonymous No.18537642]

>>18536432
>biz
>caffeine addiction
>isolation
>paranoia

iktf

[Anonymous No.18537839]

>>18536432
>>18536485
There's nothing wrong with tobacco, caffeine, or alcohol. Avoid everything else.

[Anonymous No.18537942]

>>18536582
>> xanax
Ew have fun with those seizures when supply dries up

[Anonymous No.18537961]

>>18536460
based bloomer

[Anonymous No.18538072]

>>18536432
>first world problems
get off your fat ass and exercise until you puke you’ll immediately feel better

[Anonymous No.18538078]

>>18537839
how is weed worse than tobacco and alcohol? Dumbass boomer

[Anonymous No.18538090]

>>18536432
>biz
>porn
>caffeine addiction
>isolation
>comfy
I should add vidya

[Anonymous No.18538099]

>>18536432
Why do anons place video games? It's such a waste of time. You're literally playing with a child's toy. For instance, my roommate got laid off because he was a bartender and now all he does is sit around playing video games while orbiting his gf.

[Anonymous No.18538111]

>>18536460
what a faggot id rather be OP than you. what do you do for fun go to church and get let the pastor play with your pp?

[Anonymous No.18538123]

>>18538099
Agreed
It's the main symptom of the manchild epidemic
Even worse with anime

[Anonymous No.18538126]

>>18538099
>why do people have harmless fun? It's so dumb. Everyone should be working or learning constantly.
Fuck off chink

[Anonymous No.18538173]

>>18538126
>t. angry manchild

Put down the Switch and read a book for once in your hedonistic life, faggot.

[Anonymous No.18538265]

>>18536432
The porn is whats fucking with you the most. It makes everything else dull which is why you fill your day with other dopamine related activities. Then it gets to the point where you are right now. Quit the porn and you’ll notice you won’t really need much of everything else you listed

[Anonymous No.18538280]

>>18536432

[Anonymous No.18538290]

>>18536812
>>18536847
go away samefaggin jews. Either you’re evil or literally retarded. Either way, KYS for real.

[Anonymous No.18538325]

>>18536432
That’s a fun row of stuff. You wanna be wolf of Wall Street, or mister small business then take some fucking steps weakling.

Many people on the other lawn wish they had your simple life. Either make a move to go where you want or fuck right off. A helicopter Pepe thread died for this.

[Anonymous No.18538360]

turn off your phone for a week
turn off your computer for a week
no tv for a week
go camping or something if you don't have the willpower to do this

[Anonymous No.18538363]

Read

[Anonymous No.18538378]

>>18536521
not herbal tea

[Anonymous No.18538399]

>>18536460
>>18536531
>>18536589
>>18536626

Do us all a favor and kys yourself

[Anonymous No.18538405]

>>18538265
Not for me. I almost never watch porn but I spend all day mindless browsing the internet.

[Anonymous No.18538417]

>>18536531
S-stop being so happy! No one can be happy without degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.18538515]

>>18538173
A) I'm not a basedbugman I just play GTA online and Fifa with the Deanos
B) I read at least 1 book a week and just finished 'Solaris' and rereading some Houellebecq.
Go read Harry Potter you fag

[Anonymous No.18538529]

>>18538265
is this actually true? would explain a lot

[Anonymous No.18538637]

>>18536432
Ur not alone

Only thing keeping me sane is I still have to work

[Anonymous No.18538655]

>>18536485
Popcorn daily?

[Anonymous No.18538671]

>>18536432
i dont get why jannies just dont delete off topic threads like this

[Anonymous No.18538689]

>>18538515

I already did 7 times you silly dildo! now, go suck on my penis.

[Anonymous No.18539533]

>>18536460
Are you me? Except for isolation. I'm half socialized.

[Anonymous No.18539634]

>>18536432
>>biz
Only come here once a day or two, place fucking sucks now
>>porn
>>vidya
All day
+ twitch and anime
>>caffeine addiction
Nope. Nothing that causes physical withdrawals (alcohol, cigs, caffeine)
I smoke weed all-day though, but I can quit that cold turkey (did that last month when I had a covid-19 scare, not sure if it was a mild case or just another flu).
>>isolation
Excellent. I miss the occasional asian massage parlor blowjob/full service though, all closed due to lockdown
>>paranoia
I smoke weed, you get used to it.
>anyone know this feel? not sure if i will make it anymore
I dunno, I'm loving it.
Along with having a ton of money from 2017 bull, I feel like I've made it.


I'm thoroughly enjoying this life despite being a loner neet, you must just be some beta low test faggot.

[Anonymous No.18539945]

>>18536460
>>18536531
>>18536589
based bloomer.
since quarantine my days are filled with music (playing piano) and excercise (built myself some parallete bars). No only that but I have time ot prepare great meals now. cutting on 160g of protein and 2100 cals daily. only wacked off twice in the last two months as well.

[Anonymous No.18539962]

>>18539945
Keep it up friend! You’re gonna make it! :)

[Anonymous No.18540590]

>>18538515
I literally just finished reading The Divine Comedy and then went for a bike ride.

[Anonymous No.18540743]

>>18540590
I didn't ask

[Anonymous No.18541052]

>>18536531
fucking based

[Anonymous No.18541084]

>>18536460
What a gay comment.

[Anonymous No.18541085]

>>18536432
cut off the porn bro, defeat the female (& the Jew who wants you enslaved to your passions)

[Anonymous No.18541616]

>>18538078
I didn't attack marijuana, sir.

[Anonymous No.18541676]

>>18539634
you don't drink coffee but you watch porn?

[Anonymous No.18541766]

im right handed and decided to switch to jerking off with my left hand when i was 16 im 27 now and it paid off

[Anonymous No.18542233]

>>18541676
Yeah, but I find that I'm not really that stimulated by it compared to the real thing.
Sucks that the nearby asian massage parlors are all closed right now.

What wrong with watching porn but not drinking coffee? I do drink it occasionally, like a frappuccino or coffee jelly dessert once or twice a month or so, or an occasional coffee crumble ice cream, not drinking it every morning as a daily driver like some people do. I prefer to wake and bake.

[Anonymous No.18543093]

>>18536432
1. Open up note pad.
2. Make a list of 5 things you need to do.
3. Do them.
4. Repeat
5. Take over the world.

[Anonymous No.18543218]

>>18536464
This. The final boss of nofap is amphetamine.

> ton of work
> missing sleep to get it done
> final day take a pile of amphetamine to get it done
> spend 18 hours in the depths of the internet of porn trying to jerk off
> scribble nonsense down at 8am deadline day

[Anonymous No.18543274]

>>18536441
same here, the paranoia is probs cos OP is a pothead, kicked that shit years ago as a teen. However I know im going to make it.

[Anonymous No.18543318]

>anyone know this feel? not sure if i will make it anymore
yes and I'm also circumcised which leads to daily suicidal thoughts. I thought I'd get over it by I'm 30 years old now and being snipped at birth still haunts my every waking thought.

[Anonymous No.18543435]

>>18536812
So sexy

[Anonymous No.18544227]

>>18543218
yikes

[Anonymous No.18544684]

>>18536432
Hey Anon I've been feeling really bad for a while, but I started taking a lot of vitamins, started eating healthy (Paleo), made sure I work out at least an hour 5 days a week, and been sober going from being high every second. You just gotta do the right things and you'll start feeling better I promise. Also look into an MTHFR test, I have a bad mutation in the gene but I just take a special vitamin for it and I'm feeling so much better. Things will get better if you start treating yourself better I promise.

[Anonymous No.18545791]

>>18538111
>>18541084
Where are these underage fags coming from? Mods do your job

[Anonymous No.18545841]

>>18536460
>>18536531
>>18536589
>>18536626
>>18539962
based

[Anonymous No.18545900]

>>18542233
porn just seems like absolute poison for the brain. like the absolute worst shit you can do to yourself psychologically. whereas caffeine is just a gentle psychoactive with some minor positive and negative effects.

[Anonymous No.18547061]

>>18536436
This, get outside in the sun
And even if it isn't sunny it's still good to get out and moving around

[Anonymous No.18547161]

>>18536432
>>biz
Everyday
>>porn
Trying to cut down, I feel like getting over stimulated through porn makes me unable to enjoy everyday life. I haven't looked at any today
>>vidya
Having fun with it, can't wait for Halo 2 MCC to come out on PC
>>caffeine addiction
No, but I smoke weed everyday
>>isolation
Always, even before this lockdown. I think I was meant to be alone
>>paranoia
Used to be more paranoid than I am now. Feeling like dropping out of any hope of having a social life has made me more relaxed because I don't really have to worry about being backstabbed. Trying to make it as a daytrader by just making modest gains everyday. Luckily its something that I can do alone.

[Anonymous No.18547407]

>>18536432
This is all I feel. I even have a gf and all these things stick with you anyway

[Anonymous No.18547417]

>>18536432
>same
am i the only one that misses that 2016/17 energy

[Anonymous No.18547438]

>>18536676
Imagining some stoned guy driving sensibly in gta 5 made me laugh my ass off thanks

[Anonymous No.18547544]

Roll

[Anonymous No.18547571]

>Babby's first existential crisis

Newsflash sweetheart: nobody is happy. Everybody is escaping with various drugs and pursuits.