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Just got my dick sucked by my tenant's wife. Still thinking if I should charge him this month's rent. I said I wouldn't, but she didn't do that great of a job. Anyone else have this problem?

>> No.18528681

>>18528672
>tenants wife
It was a MAN

>> No.18528722

>>18528672
Same.
Except I asked for 1 BTC instead of rent. They didn’t know what they signed up for. They now owe me ~$5,500 for sucking my dick

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>>18528672

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>>18528672
I was thinking of doing the same gentleman, but you see, my tenants wife is a bit past her prime. Do you think I should ask for the daughter to join as well, as to compensate for the age factor?

>> No.18528819

>>18528672
I'm so fucking jealous if true OP
If I ever become a landlord sexual acts are going to be worked into the contract

>> No.18528952

I just fucked my landlords wife while she was taking “a walk”

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>>18528804

>implying you're not already entitled to her virginity, m'lord.

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>>18528672
btw sir, I hope that when she was doing the job, you told her to not forget about the "tip"

>> No.18529161

>>18528672
tell her to do a better job next time or charge them half since she did half a job

>> No.18529189

>>18528672
Scale down, sir. She gave 50% effort, only 25% off. Discounts cap at 35% for me

>> No.18529555

>>18528672
I hope you get shot. end of story.

>> No.18529568

It's an ugly world sometimes

>> No.18529615

>>18528672
jokes on you op if you let it fly
months worth of rent for a blowjob
yikes

>> No.18529700

>>18528672
bait

>> No.18529729

>>18528672
That is pretty fucked up OP you sexual degenerate.

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>> No.18530696

>>18528672
>delusional jannie taking meds because
you do it for free now, fucking parasite

>> No.18530775

>>18528672
>paying that much to get your dick sucked
tell your cuck renter that you need your dick sucked whenever you feel the need or he'll be out on the street by sundown

>> No.18532021

That’s was a bad transaction you should be letting her blow you for a discount on rent not the whole price I’m guessing you just let 1000$ go for a blowjob? Christ if your that ugly pay for plastic surgery it’ll pay off. You could make them do videos with you, anal for really humiliating them and then post those online after covid just to fuck with them. Anyone saying this is evil should realize that all women are whores they were going to do this covid or not

>> No.18533134

>>18528672
I hope they literally murder you.

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>>18528672
B-based.

>> No.18533162

>>18528672
My tenants all paid their rent in a timely manner without any questions asked.

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>>18533156
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your pic is not based

>> No.18533274

>live in city with many hot student girls
>could have been a landlord if I cashed out on top

Man what times I'd have