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>STILL HAVEN'T RECEIVED STIMULUS

>> No.18526707

>>18526686
Your bank can take it to settle debts you Have.

>> No.18526717
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18526717

>Payment Status Not Available

>According to information that we have on file, we cannot determine your eligibility for a payment at this time.

>For more information on the eligibility rules, see our Frequently Asked Questions page.

>> No.18526737

>payment status not available

>> No.18526764

Got my Merkelbux today, amerifats

>> No.18526769

get fucked OP nigger

>> No.18526819

>We will update once we have a payment date

>> No.18526827

>>18526707
I have no debts imperial, can you say the same?

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>>18526686
Same

>> No.18528275

>>18526737
Same fren. Same.

>> No.18528302

>>18526717
THIS
ITS BEEN 2 DAYS SINCE I LAST USED THE SYSTEM WTF

>> No.18528320

Britfag here, how long will it take you burgers to get your stimmy onto Coinbase?

>> No.18528334

How long till riots?

>> No.18528350

stimulus check - unemployment - CVG
halp

>california
i got on unemployment a few days shy of a year ago. my unemployment year/claim is about to end. i exhuasted all my state benefits about 6months ago.
can i get an unemployment extension and collect the $600 federal benefits for the next 13 weeks?
>i assumed i was within the timeframe window to"re-open a claim" but the website is hinting that i will be ineligible if i have not received a payment within the last 24days,

>banned from making new thread

>> No.18528364
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18528364

>filed in 2018
WHERE ARE MY TRUMPBUX I WANT THEM NOW AAAAAAAA

>> No.18528508

> Changed accounts two years ago.
> Closed the old account.
> Filed one year ago with new account.
> Stimulus was direct deposited to old account.
> No way to change that information.
> "Fraud protection."
> For $1,200 that they can print into existence.
Fuck this gay stimulus.

>> No.18528549

>>18526686
Same here. And when I check the stupid tool on the IRS's webpage it just says it can't determine at this time if I'm eligible for one or not. Yet, my father received his Wednesday and we both filed through the same tax service so the only explanation I can think of is because I filed two weeks after him that I'll receive mine next week. I hope I'm not one of the millions who's stimulus got fucked up from the "glitch".

>> No.18528558

>>18526764
Eat my morbidly obese ass, faggot.

>> No.18528567
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>>18526686
SANTUS

STIMULUS

>> No.18528588

>>18528302
same. I guess the return didn't process yet. I hope it updates.

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>>18526686
That's a relief, we don't want to create hyperinflation now do we?

>> No.18528633

STIMULATE ME, DADDY

>> No.18528755

>>18526686
Has your 2019 processed?

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18528779

>>18526686
It's been like this for me since Wednesday. Meanwhile, my friend got his first thing on Wednesday morning. And a bunch of people her on biz as well. GIMME MY TRUMPBUX.

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18528825

WHERE IS IT GRUMPF
WHERE ARE MY DRUMPF BUX
YOU FUCJKING ORANGE FUCKI
I PAID MY FUCKING TAXES WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18528847

>>18526686
It's because the IRS has concluded you don't have enough good boy points

>> No.18528851

>>18528755
Not OP, but I filed my 2019 returns back in February, and got them direct deposited in March. So I know they have my information on file. I wish they had representatives there I could speak to but because of this shutdown they don't have anyone there. So I'm just SOL until who knows when.

>> No.18528855

>>18528320
You getting borisbux?

>> No.18528864

>>18528334
4 days after most folk get their stimmies
Normally it'd be 3 days but on the 3rd day most folk are only just recovering from the hangover

>> No.18528872

>>18528350
get a job

>> No.18528893
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18528893

>didn't pay taxes the last 2 years
I'm not going to get any money am I?

>> No.18528902

>>18528893
No anon, you'd best just have sleeps snuggling with teddy

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18529177

>>18528609
ONCE AGAIN IM THE ODD ONE OUT

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>>18526686
>already $4k in Trudeaubucks + $443 in HST rebates in less than a week
Sometimes I don't hate living in this country goddamn

>> No.18529991

Damn I feel like I should donate my trump bucks to a food bank or something cause I'm sure lots of people need it more than me. Haven't paid taxes for 2019 yet and I owe the guvment $16.6k. What happens if I don't pay them ?

>> No.18530195

>>18529991
>owing 16k to the IRS

how

>> No.18530408

>>18526686
Buy a dildo and stimulate yourself, faggot

>> No.18530569

>>18529177
Is your name Dee? Because the jokes always on you!

>> No.18530591

>>18530195
Not that anon, but it's entirely possible. At one of the last places I worked at, there was this dumb bitch who claimed she didn't have to pay taxes and hadn't in like 7 years. I'm sure the IRS is going to have a field day with her after all this is over.

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18530598

I'm going to try the IRS stimulus tracker 3am est

If it doesn't work with such a relatively light lode of people using it I'm going to beat my meat straight into my mouth in a fit of aspie rage. wish me luck, only 3 hours from now

>> No.18530630

> Get My Payment is Currently Unavailable
>We apologize for the inconvenience, but this service is currently unavailable. We appreciate your patience.
Fuck you niggers, this isn’t funny anymore

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>>18530598
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAFAAFAFAFAYAUAUAYAEUWUEUEUEUEUEUWEEEEEEEEOOOOOIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

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18530861

>all these worthless dependant NEETs outing themselves
Here I am enjoying my Trumpbux + 700 a week unemployment. Feelsgood

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>>18530598
based

>> No.18531115

anyone getting stimulus is officially a nigger for the rest of their life

>> No.18531192
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18531192

I NEED MY TRUMPBUX

>> No.18531228

>>18528588
>mfw you have to not use it for 24hrs straight

who coded this bullshit

>> No.18531238

>>18530598
NO GOD PLS NO>>18530630
niggers

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18531379

Just looked at my 2018 return. I accidentally checked "someone can claim me as a dependent" which isn't true. I guess I'm automatically out. The IRS thinks I can be claimed as a dependent so no stimmy for me.

Maybe I'll get my check in the future if I'm able to amend my return or if the IRS comes up with a solution for me. It's been fun thinking I'm finally going to get gibs but it looks like I'm out.

Just for once I wanted to get free money. Corporations and poor people win again.

>> No.18531432

do i still get this as a student? i made like 800 bux doing some research in 2019, but made like 20k in 2018 for an internSHIT

>> No.18531453

>>18531432
nigger are you serious? just google this shit. you're 4 weeks behind. fucking slowpoke

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>>18531228
Kikes did. Kikes did.

>>18531432
I filed as a student but I can’t comment as the portal is literally raping me. I’m bleeding.

>> No.18532230

>>18528779
where can you check the status?

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18532268

>>18532230
nevermind i found it
JUST

>> No.18533092

>>18530598
I just checked my status and nothing has changed. Beginning to get annoyed as fuck with these people.

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18533110

>>18526686
I’ve already bought 100 stinkies, 1 ETH, 1 bullion Batboi & 1 uncirculated Batboi

>> No.18533121

>>18528508
Why do you lie kike

>> No.18533125

>>18533110
>buying silver
You will always be poor

>> No.18533132

>>18530861
They ruin this board. Fucking deadbeats

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18533133

>>18533125
But i’m not poor at all

>> No.18533143

>>18531379
You commies are low IQ retards